#Lime jade

[adi-azzz]

shes even more scary 😱

#steven universe art #steven universe #gem art #gemsona #lime jade

[normalgameshow]

my name isss pig guts :)

OK . CRUNT GIBBLY MCBOOP 🤯🌟 DURABELL ( battery company ) IT IS

NOW !

LETS MEET OUR CONTESTANTS !!!!

#✉️ #Anonymous #normal game show #ray shine #rosy cheeks #clementine limes #amber goldenrod #jade pines #carolina tiffany #ube thistle #episode 1 : welcome to the pandemonium

[humbletumblecrudi]

Happy New Year from Lemon Lime Anon! Since we’re both Jade likers, would it be ok to request a reader going on a shopping trip with Jade to grab ingredients for dinner? Unbeknownst to reader, Jade is plotting dinner for both of them, so he bring reader along to get a feel for what he likes! Starts out platonic, but could end up romantic? Whatever you’re comfy with!! :D

I can do this for you my favorite and precious citrus based Anon, and I'm very sorry this turned into a late Valentine's Day request because of my timing and lack of writing... (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

Info on Reader: Reader is intended to be a Masc, and uses he/him/they/them pronouns. Reader is described as being able to help cook, so Reader knows at least how to use a knife. Reader is described as having money, but the origins are left out. Reader and Jade's relationship is ambiguous but it's very close!

Warning(s): Fluff & Romance | Fujoshi's DNI | Fem Aligned Individuals can read if they have a Masc MC/Yuu. | Silent Readers & Blank Blogs DNI

Timeline: Ambiguous timeline of present or future canon). Relationships in this are positive, so perhaps it's almost event-like?

Oh, Jade is the eel with a plan at most to all given moments. Most of the time is when dealing with his fellow students, preparing for tests, and predicting when his mother will end up calling him during the day based on holidays. His instincts are sharpening with Azul as his "boss" and Floyd being at his side, and he is quite sure it'll only get more intense as he knows Azul is looking into expanding the kitchen and tables...

He's extremely displeased when he thinks on what he wants and what he's expecting of his own relationships when Azul asks him to reflect on the last year. Sure, it definitely wasn't what Azul meant to reflect on, but Jade has done all his paperwork and had time to think to himself.

He is displeased with himself when he realizes: he is without your hand in his and he actually finds that... devastating. The thought came when he felt the bitterness in his chest and he put a word to it. The realization that he's actually quite lonely without you goes unsaid to everyone but himself, and he plans.

Oh, he plans. And he makes them as well as he always do...

Weeks. It takes him weeks一maybe a little over two一to ask you to join him for a shopping spree and perhaps stay to cook with him. Floyd and Azul need to be fed after all, and Jade would greatly appreciate the company. His smile after you agree is sweet, if not a bit toothier then his fake smiles.

His first step was taking you out into the many cities he's studied about that sell great foods at lower prices, without really sacrificing quality. The city is great and it's off in the mainland, so the breaks for schools all over the world led to the streets being filled with people and noise. Laughter from groups of kids, haggling vendors, men yelling about their stocks, and it all just blends into the background as Jade takes you ingredient shopping.

It was a good haul you both got, especially with Jade's eye for quality in vegetation, and heading back to campus was a quick call to Floyd... and then a call to Azul because Floyd sent him to voicemail, away. Back onto campus was nice and refreshing, and you head with him to the Octavinelle kitchen to help him cook.

Step two: making sure Azul and Floyd, and some extra staff, are ready to do the decorating while he distracts you. And as you both pass his twin and friend, he gives them a specific signal to send them off when you both disappear. And you both walk to the back.

Cooking is easy to Jade and he puts on gloves (food safety first) as he sets you into peeling anything that needs peeling. Anything that needs to be chopped you already know about, and he watches you in utter glee. Yes, he may have burnt one side of his salmon for his plate, but he will gladly take it as you both have a good laugh at his expense.

The talks you two have are as animated as always, and your an upstanding man as you take your licks from his dry humor just like he takes his own. He takes the gloves off, takes the plates in hand, and makes a gesture towards the main dining area...

"Come with me," Jade says as you look inquisitive at him, "We have a dinner to eat."

Coming into the main area, Jade feels like everything is coming together. Yes, the gentleman's club aesthetic is nice and already high quality for a potential date, but it's something you see every day you walk in. The couches quality eventually escape you, and the dishes aren't as fancy as they once were.

But not tonight. Not on Jade's watch and not on Azul's pride.

The area near the couches is pushed back, and it was replaced by a high table and cushioned chair not dissimilar to the one's near the bar. Jade can recognize they are Azul's prototypes for next year, and smiles as the red drapes on the table glow almost maroon in the deep blue of the aquarium light. The candles are intricate, and a carbonated fancy spritzer is awaiting on the table.

Floyd is nearby, probably because he just didn't want to leave like Azul or the other staff, and Jade can hear how happy and cocky the other sounds. "Ah~! There they are, the happy couple of the hour一!"

You seem taken aback and Jade's grip on the plates tightens as Floyd takes notice that the mood has shifted.

"Whaaa? You didn't ask him out yet, Jade? You guys were taking so long I almost fell asleep!" Floyd continues, as Jade just allows it. The damage has already been done.

Setting the table, Jade sits you both down carefully as the candles barely flicker orange across your drinking glasses. Your eyes have long since been one cleared of confusion about what Floyd was saying, and you looked into Jade with much... anticipation? Jade liked to think that, at the time.

"Jade Leech... did you really set up a whole venue to ask me out?" You sounded not the slightest bit amazed, but more elated then he expected. "And there I was, trying not to hold your hand in the market. I was going to claim it was so we didn't get lost..."

Your relationship together was never one of holding back. Jade was not exactly attracted to people who couldn't hold their own or bounce back from thing's, and he's always liked that you don't sit there stunned for so long you've made it awkward. That'd be unbearable, especially with Floyd looming in the kitchen in-case of emergencies.

Jade smiles back, and he answers honestly. "You'd have ruined the surprise by scrapping my plan at Step Two, and I couldn't have that."

"Always the one who needs control..." You say fondly, with an airing sigh afterwards. "I can't say no to this display. So, Jade Leech, will you be my boyfriend?"

Jade has never felt his cheeks hurt more so pleasantly as he takes your first sentence in stride. "Why, I'd adore that idea." And perhaps, maybe giving you the first move had been just as sweet as anything else to him.

But...

"But as my new boyfriend, I'm afraid I must request you clean the kitchen. I still have to count the register from this afternoon." Jade answers as he digs into his dish below him.

"Dish duty already, I'm getting through the bases fast!" You laugh, and the afternoon goes on.

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Lemon Lime Anon #Jade Leech #x Reader #Reader Insert #Male Reader #Twisted Wonderland x Reader #Twisted Wonderland x Male Reader #TWST x Reader #TWST x Male Reader #Jade Leech x Reader #Jade Leech x Male Reader #Extra Tags: #Twisted Wonderland Imagines #Twisted Wonderland Headcanons #TWST Imagines #TWST Headcanons #TWST Jade #TWST Jade x Reader #Twisted Wonderland Jade #Fujoshi's Are Not Welcome

[lesboygamzee]

hi

id put the template under the cut but im LAZY ill just rb with it later :oP

( rbs > likes forever and always . please )

#i promise these colours looked more bright without the lime green background .. #rose lalonde #jade harley #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #latula pyrope #nanna egbert #arasol #art tag #drawings

[broromantic]

I kinda liked the line only version almost better, so here too

Reg version here

#Jade Harley #Homestuck #Softarts #Softie Speaks #Lime

[coconutcanary]

Met up with some of my friends from a Discord server for the first time in Vegas and had the absolute best time, so I recreated one of the pictures we took at the aquarium with our trollsonas

Sandia in the center belongs to me, character on the right belongs to @sand-in-the-timepiece , and the character on the left belongs to @tommcatt99

#digital art #digital illustration #ocs #homestuck #hiveswap #friends ocs #sandia spinxs #lime blood #Jade blood #teal blood #trolls #homestuck trolls #trollsona #trollsonas #homestuck trollsona #aquarium #homestuck lusus #friends #fanart

[theextendedzodiacas]

The Extended Zodiac as Moodboards: Virmini ♦️ Canrius with protectiveness, nature, and chains

#virmini #canrius #moodboard #derse #hope #doom #jade signs #lime signs #the extended zodiac #homestuck #extended zodiac #the extended zodiac as

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

#greenaesthetic #aesthetic #nature #plants #forest #garden #trees #leaves #moss #grass #emerald #jade #sage #olive #lime #art

[cheshiresartblog]

The Dark Revival of my Fantrolls

Hello, you read right. My friend and I are reviving our old fantrolls form days gone by in the dark past of our high school days. Cringe is dead. 

So here they are. 

Innari - Rust Blood - Void Players - Derse

Kuniko - Beforus - Mage of Void 

Kojiro - Alternia - Sylph of Void

Tamamo - Alternia - Bard of Void 

Iznami - Beforus - Seer of Void

Jaclus - Lime Blood - Rage Players - Derse 

Pythus - Beforus - Bard of Rage 

Urobos - Alternia - Seer of Rage 

Nyokaa - Alternia - Rogue of Rage 

Opheus - Beforus - Maid of Rage 

Artmis - Jade Blood - Breath Players - Prospit 

Larisa - Beforus - Maid of Breath 

Helien - Alternia - Knight of Breath 

Aeisha - Alternia - Page of Breath 

Brigta - Beforus - Witch of Breath 

Barkin - Teal Blood - Space Players - Prospit 

Cerbus - Beforus - Page of Space 

Romlus - Alternia - Heir of Space 

Astrus - Alternia - Knight of Space 

Remnus - Beforus - Mage of Space 

Larker - Purple Blood - Doom Players - Derse 

Aminon - Beforus - Seer of Doom 

Azrael - Alternia - Rogue of Doom

Orrcus - Alternia - Prince of Doom 

Viduus - Beforus - Heir of Doom

Cetusa - Violet Blood - Mind Players - Prospit 

Ursula - Beforus - Witch of Mind

Marina - Alternia - Thief of Mind 

Malvia - Alternia - Mage of Mind

Scylla - Beforus - Prince of Mind 

#fantroll #fantrolls #fantroll oc #violet blood troll #jade blood troll #purple blood troll #lime blood troll #rust blood troll #teal blood troll #homestuck #homestuck oc #Origional Character #fan character #I'm falling back into homestuck hell someone help me rip

[hella1975]

id like it to be known that i wholeheartedly support abortion. i support abortion for the person whose pregnancy has become too dangerous to come to term. i support abortion for the victim of rape. i support abortion for those who don't have the financial means to have a child. i support abortion for those underage. i support abortion for someone middle-aged with a stable family and finances and loving partner who quite simply does not want a child. i support abortion for people who sleep around. i support abortion for someone who thought they wanted a child but changed their mind. i support abortion in all its infinitely different situations. if it comes to me picking between a bunch of cells that look like fish eggs and an actual living breathing person with a name and future then babe we're having caviar

#fun fact! 9/10 abortions happen before 12 weeks #and over half happen in the first 8 weeks #at 12 weeks your fetus (bc it's not even a baby yet if u want to be technical) is the size of a lime. a fucking lime #i wasnt going to make a post about this bc i dont like bringing politics onto tumblr #bc after how jaded i got with covid and now Everythign Else i wanted a site that could be safe from real world shit #and also it's very tiring that an American Issue suddenly becomes Everyone's Issue and it can be quite frustrating #when that energy isn't met for literally any other country. and i didnt want to contribute to the en masse posting about roe v wade atm #for those two reasons (at least on tumblr. im not actually spiteful about this and obviously really care about the topic. it's just tiring) #but it's come to my attention that somehow i have pro-lifers in these parts #and i want to make it very fucking clear that i dont want them here #me and this blog are completely wholeheartedly pro-choice in any form it may show itself as #because i have enough critical thinking skills to know two basic facts #1) that people have ALWAYS had abortions. the only thing that's changed is the safety in which they're carried out #you will NEVER get rid of them you will only ever endanger the people and women you're trying so hard to 'protect' #and 2) i have never heard of a single person that was happy to get an abortion. not one. it's not a fun experience #it's incredibly hard and traumatic but oftentimes necessary for whatever personal reason specific to that person #stop fucking making laws about other people's bodies #it really shouldn't be difficult

[twstinginthewind]

for the 2 + 3 = 5 for Jade and Azul with the words perfume, tea, and purple?

2 characters + 3 words = 5 sentences

Azul peered suspiciously at the steaming cup of unusually deep blue tea that Jade placed on the corner of his desk.

The tall moray gestured to it, smiling benignly, and said, "This is the item that I suggested we add to the lounge menu, Azul; please squeeze in the lemon and observe."

Azul raised an elegant eyebrow, but complied. His other eyebrow raised to match the first as he watched the liquid in the teacup go from blue to purple.

Jade went on, "It's frightfully popular due to the color change effect, although it's a real shame that the unsweetened tea tastes like drinking perfume."

#butterfly pea flower tea is a natural ph indicator and turns the prettiest purple when lemon or lime juice is added #the taste can best be described as 'well i can drink it' #thanks for the ask! #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #2 characters + 3 words

[virtualfungus]

#art #fanart #gumillia #gumillia matsumoto #evillious chronicles #jade hnk #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #breloom #pokémon #jolyne cujoh #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #mary ib #ib game #yoshi #petscop #creeper #minecraft #lime witch's heart #witch's heart #ralsei #deltarune #gina lestrade #the great ace attorney #dai gyatuken saiban #watermelnyan #yokai watch #macne nana #vocaloid

[eyencogneyeto-polls]

Ooc poll: what caste do you rp the most?

Include mutants in general in that :3

#ooc #grumblr #combined mutuant and lime #seems easier #oh also i do jade #mutant and rust are also ones i like a lot

[eoieopda]

i will not tolerate the lime slander jade!!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE FOR LIMES THEY DID NOTHING WRONG

TRASH FRUIT, JO. i’m sorry!!!! ily and you are entitled to your wrong opinion 🩵

#truth is an absolute defense to defamation and no lies have been detected! #this blog is anti lime and anti yogurt #jade speaks #jo! #moots

[bigsnaff]

man I love green and everything but it... feels a tad limiting that pretty much all the jade tech stuff we've been getting is basically only lime green

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #and so much of it #perhaps it's a way of life. the sky is blue. the sun is yellow. cantha is lime green. #ik the lore is that zhaitan's magic made the jade sea turn more green than blue but #I would've really loved to have gotten some nice blue jade tech too.

[broromantic]

It's been years,,, but I still love herrrr

Alt line only here

#Jade Harley #Homestuck #Softarts #Softie Speaks #Lime