#Matt can handle it

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Mr Stark I'm going to hell

Tony: You're not religious, Pete. You don't even believe in hell

Peter: I beat up a blind man

Tony: What. The. Fuck.

Clint: Not cool, man

Peter: I didn't know he was blind!

Tony: how could you not tell he was blind!?

Peter: he was wearing a costume and I thought he was trying to mug some guys so I stopped him but it turns out he was stopping them from chasing this other guy!

Tony: A blind man was beating people up? Thats pretty impressive

Peter: Right!? Then he went to a dumpster-

Clint: Oh don't worry about that Pete- that's just Matt

Peter: you know him?

Clint: yeah he's a great guy, we shared a dumpster once. He always loses his canes

Tony: a deaf guy is friends with a blind guy? How do you talk?

Clint: we usually just skip the talking and get straight to the vigilante stuff

Peter: awesome

#Peter beat up Matt #then felt bad because he is blind #clint thinks its stupid to feel bad for him #Matt can handle it #plus its his own damn fault #clint barton #daredevil #hawkeye #spiderman #ironman #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #tony stark #peter parker #matt murdock #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #irondad

[mattmurdeaux]

Cocky, confident Matt is TOP TIER Matt. This man has taunted an angry Punisher and called him 'unhinged' to his face whilst chained to a chimney, goaded Fisk about Vanessa never coming back right to his face, taunted a chain-sickle wielding Nobu about how he needs to earn his respect, and triggered Bullseye/Dex about Julie before fighting him. Now he's taunting a Hulk about whooping his ass.

The audacity. The temerity. The chutzpah. Not everyone is as sexy (and as dumb) as him to be literally just a guy with sticks but still have the balls to be this confident. I love him.

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #matthew you sexy cocky mf #your constant overestimation of what you can actually handle is endlessly sexy #i love a man with a backbone (which is something Matt constantly injures on the daily because of said confidence) #she hulk

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Frank: I DO WHAT I WANT

Matt: … I’m calling Karen.

Frank: no wait

#this is literally how it be though #Frank can handle people being disappointed in him but Karen is a whole other monster #frank castle #punisher #daredevil #fratt #matt murdock #karen page #lmao #frankmatt #text post #incorrect quotes

[witchothewest]

#please god #if it’s bad i will riot #i just really don’t think disney can handle the violence that is so indelible to matt murdock #let alone the kinkiness #daredevil #disney #disney plus #marvel #marvel daredevil #matt murdock #meme #marvel memes #daredevil meme

[notbeyondbirthday]

New dash game. Assign each Wammy's kid a Britney Spears song. I'll start. B's is Circus because he's a fucking clown.

#death note #deathnote #beyond birthday #mihael keehl #nate river #mail jeevas #near death note #mello death note #matt death note #wammys house #labb #dnan #death note another note #l lawliet #it's accurate and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with me on this. now continue the chain if you arent a coward #britney has a massive discography we can do this #there are only two types of guys out there #ones that can HANDLE ME #and ones that are SCARED

[hug-them-trees]

Matt Murdock has so many raw lines at the beginning of season 3; like

“I am what I do in the dark now. I bleed only for myself”

“I’d rather die as the devil than live as Matt Murdock”

“I am Daredevil. Not even God can stop that now”

And yes mans is heavily depressed and needs psychological help badly but damn if that’s not some iconic shit.

Reblog with your favorite Emo Matt Murdock quotes

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #emo Matt Murdock #i fuken love season 3 #a literal masterpiece #also I love Maggie because she knows exactly how to handle him #pulls out all the stops #like we can totally see where he gets his sass from

[zenlosingit]

I don’t think I will ever get over how the Batman Beyond Rebirth series treated/used Matt McGinnis during its run. Ever.

Cause one of the main reasons I dove into reading the rebirth series was to read about how Matt became Robin and what his time was like. And having read and finishing the entire run like a year ago it STILL upsets me how they set him up to be Robin, stressing that he is essential to Terry’s batman and to his success, only to rip it away ten issues later b/c “they didn’t want to bring in another child into the mission”.

Acting as if they hadn’t dragged Matt through the ordeal of being sidelined to helplessly watch losing his brother MULTIPLE times both before and after he was Robin. Like what was the whole point of that set up if they were just gonna rip it away?? Explain it to me, b/c I can’t find a damn reason.

#I’m surprised I have yet to share my anger about the rebirth run on this site yet but here we are #I srsly will never get over it #because they had a chance to expand the batfam/bat team for the beyond universe but they didn’t #instead they build it up then take it apart because why the hell not #terry mcginnis is the only one to matter here and anyone else can fuck right off #there could’ve been an introspective into what it is like to step into a legacy role that has been built for DECADES #and learning how to you’re gonna fit into it and how you will define it vs your predecessors #but dc are cowards and won’t do that #I can talk about this for ages but cMON #dc comics #dc #batman beyond #batman #robin #batman and robin #matt mcginnis #terry mcginnis #what sparked this on was because I looked into some of the stuff in the n52 and briefly saw how Matt was being handled there #bro literally cannot stop being sidelined and losing his brother I-

[lhrry]

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#Hey so where i’m at: if they put up the unforeseen circumstances sentence on the website they should put it on lthq social media #the fans are at least owed that #there may never come a satisfying explanation and while i too have a few speculations as to what may be happening in my mind i just hope #it’s nothing personal that’s happened and is more business/ #/career/industry issue than personal one and i know that this can’t have been an easy decision and whatever’s happening they may be trying #to find a way to handle it or spin it rn and louis does deserve privacy if something is wrong (instead of people vaguing about it #all over sm :-)) #at the same time the fans were looking forward to this for such a long time they can’t get refunds rn they’re devastated and they are #fighting amongst each other and speculating and asian fans are literally being attacked and that’s wrong and there is a level of #responsibility lthq has towards them even as towards customers and people who give them their money ok #so if all they can say is the unforeseen circumstances thing ok but put it up on social media matt vines what the fuck are you doing #matt is supposed to be there to handle this for louis so that it does as little damage to him as possible esp if something is wrong #soooo

[kingspuppet]

NOT CRITICAL ROLE DOING A P5T BASED ONE SHOT NEXT WEEK GUYS I'M SO FUCKING HYPED I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

#; OOC || Bri ♟️ #//Robbie and Xanthe and Matt will be players meaning we get Goro and Haru and Yusuke content???? #//Also Liam's dressed as Akihiko as the DM so are the others cosplaying their characters too??? #//GUYS I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF #//TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS COMING TOGETHER AND I CAN NOT HANDLE IT #//I'm about to become excessively annoying next week and I do not apologzie for who I become. #//I also needed this joy happiness and excitement so fucking bad I'm shaking I'm so excited

[thedevotionaltour]

Daredevil #12 - "Sightless, in a Savage Land!" (November 1965)

Written by Stan Lee Art by Jack Kirby (pencils), John Romita Sr. (pencils, inks)

#marvel #daredevil #matt murdock #jack kirby #john romita sr #stan lee #mattkaren #he's so dramatic about it... big drama queen. but oh the insecurity i understand how it can get to a person! #however to be fair. i know a lot of this is albeism experienced at the hands of other characters + heavily internalized ableism on his end. #which a decent chunk of is The 60s Writing For A Disabled Character. could be handled far better very often. but regardless. #it is still an actual genuine issue he does face pretty much every issue. #and a fairly big factor within his insecurities at this point in time as a character. and it is honestly understandable. #so it's not as high school drama queen as he is about many other actually smaller things within his life. #this one is pretty reasonable to be bigger and more important in his views of self. #he's so important to me. i wish i could show him he could be loved 4ever. i love him 4ever personally. #back issues box #however... still very much soap opera style in terms of type of writing/dialogue and how he's speaking.

[pastafossa]

The new ep of she-hulk had me geeked!! Matty boy has returned .. that episode ending thou, intelligencia has it coming..

YESSSSSSSS!

Seriously, the ENDING though, yeah. I'm predicting Matt comes back to be her lawyer for the finale, but I'm also hoping they both fucking smash intelligencia, give us that gd satisfaction please, cause they've got it coming

#ask response #she hulk attorney at law #matt murdock #daredevil #Jennifer Walters #i realize jen can probably handle it but matt's gonna be pissed and want his share of blood #on principle alone #FUCK THEM UP MY LOVES

[sarah-sandwich]

Shout out to Matt at my job. You're a good bro Matt.

#specifically matt d #matt c is nice but is not quite at good bro level you know? #anyway he plugged me in a thank you email to leadership bc he got plugged by the bp and he wanted to make sure i got recognized for #handling the payment side of things #esp bc im gonna have to log on later to pay it even tho im supposed to be off for the holiday in 30min #but we dont have the invoice yet so what can you do #anyway sorry my job is so boring ill stop talking about it now

[centaurianthropology]

I hate to say this, but taking Laudna to Whitestone is a potential enormous can of worms, and may not work out like Orym hopes it will.  He looks at Keyleth like this serene goddess, when in reality she is carting the body of an unknown girl who was collateral damage during their fight for Whitestone back to where it all began.  It seems likely that she’s going to present this choice of resurrecting her to Pike, Percy, and Vex.

And what sort of choice is that?  On the one hand is the guilt of what happened, of some random kid dying just because she looked a little like Vex, along with all her family.  Of course they want to make that right in some way.

But on the other hand, the Bells Hells are going to have to take extreme care about what they say, because the only reason Laudna’s alive at all is because the bitch who destroyed the city and murdered Percy’s entire family is in her head.  Delilah is back.  AGAIN.  And letting Laudna stay dead takes care of that.

Laudna isn’t a friend to Vox Machina.  She’s a guilt trip and a booby trap rolled into one.  And the Hells don’t know enough not to tell them everything about Laudna, including Delilah, because Orym trusts them implicitly, and the others don’t have any real context for who and what Delilah is.  Especially to these unknown but incredibly powerful people.

Anyway, all this is to say that I am very iffy about using your former level 20 characters to solve your level 7 characters' problems, but this may provide an opportunity for a clean break from campaign 1.  Orym is the real thread holding them together, so forcing him to realize that Keyleth and her friends are really just fuckups like the Hells would be good.  VM might refuse to resurrect Laudna, or might do it and then state that if they ever see her again, and if there’s even a hint of Delilah there they’ll put her down.  So the Hells can never go back to Tal’dorei while Laudna is with them, because VM would kill her.  That takes care of the ‘run to VM whenever we have a problem too big for us’ issue, and it makes them firmly choose Laudna and their present over their past.

This is also to say that, if their current characters decide to outsource their problems like this--and put the old characters in this much of a moral quandary--I really want to see Matt make the players pull double duty.  Make Ashley, Taliesin, Marisha, and Laura all have to be their old character working through the moral quagmire that is resurrecting Laudna, fully aware that they might decide not to do it or do it in such a way that no one is happy.  It’s the most interesting route for the players, rather than have the DM puppet their old characters to act as get-out-of-death-free cards.  They either get this once, with massive strings attached, or maybe even not at all.  I want Laudna back as much as the next person, but I also really want to see the players grapple with this one as their old characters.  And I want something to guarantee that, after this, the Hells do have to stand on their own two feet, and not just run back to Keyleth every time things go sideways.  It’s too easy an answer to go to her, and it lowers the stakes for the Hells way too much.  I want them to have their own story, because every single one of them really started as an NPC in someone else’s story (except Imogen), so I don’t want them just acting as a subsidiary or satellite for VM.  I want them becoming heroes in their own right, in whatever shape that ends up taking.

So go to Whitestone once.  Save Laudna but at COST both to their current characters and their old characters.  Make a break from VM after that.  No more running to Keyleth.  They have Delilah Briarwood in tow, and if they want to be with Laudna, they can’t go back to Tal’dorei.  And I want it to be the players themselves who make that call, both as their current characters and as their old ones.  

#Critical Role #possibly an unpopular opinion #so beware #but I don't like solving player problems with some much higher level character #especially an old PC #it just kills the stakes in the story #and can too easily make the story about the old PCs rather than the new #so I am interested to see how Matt and the players handle this problem they've created for themselves #in embracing C1 so thoroughly for C3 #this was always going to happen #they were always going to go to Keyleth for something #Orym always had that ace up his sleeve #and the only way to take it out is to make some sort of break with the old PCs #and I like the idea of having the players do it themselves #because it feels more organic #and less like Matt needing to impose boundaries #anyway #those were my DM thoughts for the day #can't believe I'm wading into this mess

[techniiciian]

if matt ever gets sick you can bet that all he wants is to be in bed. most colds and flus and such he can handle while being miserable if he has to ( which means that if matt is NOT contagious then he might still show up to work sick but he will NOT be a happy silly goofy boy & any of his productiveness is like cute in half if not more ). just tuck him into bed & give him some soup. he won't cry but he will sniffle and pout ( too much ). luckily, for for anyone involved, matt will take his medications without complaint.

special note: if matt has to take a flu shot he will cry or pass out. even as a grown ass man he hates it. every year it's an ordeal to get his flue shot.

#( matt is rather healthy so he doesn't get sick often ) #( things like head colds he can handle ) #( stomaches make him into a big baby depending on how bad it is ) #( and when it comes to ear aches matt night cry ) #i knew from ‘hi i’m matt’ ( headcanons ) #( hopefully this makes sense as i'm still ill myself )

[murdcck]

Thinking about how Matt has a tendency to fall for people who are considered ‘bad for him’ or do some pretty bad things. I think there’s a small part of him that relates to them in someway, but mainly it’s his… stupidly righteous desire to ‘save them from themselves.’ He puts a lot of expectations on them, more so than someone who, I guess, is perfectly safe. Matt tends to see the best in them even when others can’t, which makes him become overly attached to them AND the idea of ‘bringing them to the light.’ This also has a lot to do with his views of himself; if he can’t save someone from themselves, how can he save his own person?

This doesn’t mean that his affection for the person isn’t real. But it definitely doesn’t make for a healthy relationship because of his habit to project his own insecurities onto the other.

#ch. study |「 the devil's got nothing on me my friend 」 #headcanon |「 IF I CAN STILL BREATHE I’M FINE 」 #( #you also have to think that… Matt can’t handle boring #he has boring mundane days #it’s why he can’t live very long as just Matt Murdock the lawyer #he likes someone who challenges him #I wish I could articulate this better because I have more to say on this but I can’t put it into words #)

[heartburstings]

it just occurred to me that by saying i ship matt with peter and/or jason some of u might think i want them to be a couple..... this is a dire misunderstanding and i'm so sorry i led u to think this. every ship i have with matt will always be unrequited. i want there to be a theme of jealousy and equating Getting The Love Interest with being A Perfect Dude in matt's life. and i want all of them to force matt to look inward instead of looking outward towards others/a relationship when looking to be fulfilled or to grow or to live. and also i want jason to haunt him forever. not his ghost, just the idea of jason, in matt's brain, forever

#wynn speaks #bare: a pop opera #matt's kind of like bobby from company to me in that he thinks he understands what a relationship/marriage is all about but he doesn't. #he doesn't. and CERTAINLY not in hs or college! #he has a crush/is in love w a friend bc they are the people he feels he knows the most in his small catholic community #when in reality he doesn't really even know himself that well #and neither do his friends understand each other as well as they think they do for the most part #and i don't mean that as in ''they are bad friends'' i mean that communication and understanding each other is HARD. #even when you're not a highschooler fighting for your fucking life #also and i cannot stress this enough. he is 18 going on 19 #that little man has a lot of things in him and no grace to handle it with #the man simply can not get it #he has no game sorry. he doesn't know how to play he's a very good board flipper tho #he's the type of guy who gets relationship advice from teen magazines at the library in his early 20s