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adamwatchesmovies · 1 year

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American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Let me preface my review of American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt by saying that I have seen the first in the series, but not the second. Is it possible that I missed something along the way, that I would recognize this as a masterpiece if I had seen each instalment in the franchise? No. The connection between this film and the other so thin it's barely worth noting. Even if it featured characters you cared about, the performances are appalling, the action scenes laborious & badly choreographed, the plot idiotic and the camera work amateurish. You’ll struggle to stay awake.

Martial artists Sean Davidson (David Bradley), Curtis Jackson (Steve James, reprising his role once more) and Dexter (Evan J. Klisser) learn of a powerful terrorist known as “The Cobra” (Marjoe Gortner). He plans on selling a new super virus to the highest bidder. To prove its effectiveness to the sceptical General Andreas (Yehuda Efroni), "The Cobra" infects Sean. Now, time is running out for him... and the world.

We’re scraping the bottom of the outhouse with this plot. "The Cobra” is finalizing his deadly virus because General Andreas doesn’t understand how biological warfare exists, he demands to see its effectiveness. What better way to prove your weapon will kill anyone and everyone who gets infected than by using it to kill the greatest martial arts fighter on Earth? Of course, that begs the question. How do you determine who the greatest warrior is? By throwing an endless amount of cartoon ninjas - the kind who always dress in black and insist on wielding medieval weapons against potential fighters - against a bunch of guys participating in a nearby martial arts tournament. Whoever beats the most gets the title, I guess.

Even if the set up made sense, the execution is awful. Most of the dialogue is dubbed over, probably because the original actors were either barely intelligible thanks to their accents, or so awful even shoddy filmmaker Cedric Sundstrom cringed. It makes you wonder what their performances were because nobody is convincing. Not when they’re following the script and certainly not when they’re improvising dialogue on the fly.

If at least the action scenes were good, but they aren’t. There’s no tension or excitement as our three heroes casually bat away black-clad morons in broad daylight. They’re so unconcerned with their opponents our heroes don’t even bother to hold onto the weapons they grab to defeat them. The camera always seems positioned at the wrong angle, or slightly too far, making you wonder if this wasn’t everyone’s first foray into motion pictures. It’s improved none by the climax, which features that trademark ninja magic courtesy of Chan Lee (Michele Chan), who comes in, solves every problem at the last second and makes you wonder why anyone bothered.

There’s something exhausting about a plot that only continues because the villains are too stupid or too stubborn to pick up a gun. The “who cares?” story, the flat characters and the general lack of ambition will have you pining for the good old days of American Ninja, and not because Michael Dudikoff is gone. The only good scene in American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (what does that title have to do with anything?) features a small plane landing on a moving flatbed truck. It’s got nothing to do with martial arts, but that’s some damn good flying. (On VHS, May 27, 2018)

#American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt #American Ninja #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #Cedric Sundstrom #Gary Conway #Steve James #Michele Chan #Calvin Jung #Marjoe Gortner #David Bradley #1989 movies #1989 films

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crohnsawarenessproject · 1 year

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‘One Ring’ August 16th, 2022 #onering © Outhouse Cartoons/C.A.P 2022

Last week the day we’ve been waiting for all year finally came to be. My surgery wasn’t supposed to be until September/October but two weeks ago, I was woken by a call from my surgeon telling me that I’d been scheduled right away. At first, I was rather freaked out. We had all these plans to throw my pre-ileostomy body a going away party but the disappointment of fallen plans quickly changed into the hopes for a better life. We immediately hit the ground running. Within a day we were out to see my new Ostomy nurse while getting pre-op bloodwork done. The nurse ran us through a bunch of the basics of life with a bag, giving us a general idea of what was to come. He even sent us home with some sample bags.

I wanted to really get a feel for what I was in for, so I decided to wear one of the bags for 48hrs. Through the day and through the night, I even went and ran errands with it. It was a good primer but not quite the same. It was an empty bag that could only partially simulate what my ileostomy would be like but it was enough to stop some worries. My wife and I also made sure to do a lot of research, choosing not to let others tell us ALL the ins and outs. This made it easier to come up with questions to ask at my first post-op appointment. For the rest of the week my wife would treat me to every craving I could think of! You name it, pizza (artisan), carnitas, steak, ice cream; if I wanted it, she got it for me.

When Tuesday came, I was as prepared as I was ever going to be going through the second major surgery of my life. As these things tend to be, my surgery was bumped by about an hour and a half. Someone in need of an emergency surgery jumped ahead of me but that was okay. I just had to stay out of my head, at that point, alone in the pre-op waiting room. At least they let you keep your phone with you so I was in constant contact with my wife up until the last moment. Once in the OR room the surgeons joked that it was a crowded affair. I was getting a lot of work done with two surgeons working on me simultaneously. I had some laughs with the lovely staff before they put me under and before long I was awake with my new buddy, Shawn. My stoma.

Those who follow me may remember that I call my guts, Gus, after a character in one of my favourite shows called Psych. So I thought it only fitting to name my stoma, Shawn, his partner in crime from the show. Now Shawn & Gus are back together, friends for life.

The first night was decently rough but honestly, I think it wasn’t anything like my first resection. I was off of the button morphine within 24hrs and stopped hydromorphone within 56hrs. I was out of the hospital and back home on day 4. I was up on my feet walking around the house the next day. Another day later I made it out of the house for a quick spell. My energy levels have been growing and it’s been getting much easier to walk & stand up straight. A lot of people were rather surprised with this and, to be honest, I was one of them. But it all came down to the fact that this time around I was the lucky guy who ended up with one of the leading surgeons in the province for non-invasive surgical techniques. They actually pulled all of my colon out through my rectum, having only two laparoscopic points of entry on my stomach. One atop my stoma, the other inside my belly button. It’s really the barbie butt that is causing me to slow down and make sure to not over do it.

My speedier recovery can also be attributed to my amazing wife. Helping to make sure I have what I need but also making sure that I don’t push myself too hard as I tend to do. I’m not a fan of being looked after, so it takes a lot of strength and willpower to not just do everything myself. It’s because of this that I know I will get through this stage without many issues. We are a team and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Have you had IBD/Ostomy surgery? How did it go for you? What were your experiences? Tell us in the comments below.

#crohn's and colitis #crohn's disease #colitis #ulcerative colitis #ostomy #ostomyawareness #ostomate #ileostomy #surgery #one ring #lort of the rings #golem #crohn's awareness project #IBD #inflamatory bowel disease

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lonelyfanboy48 · 2 years

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Kamp Koral: Spongebob’s Under Years Vs. We Baby Bears (Spin Off Vs. Spin Off)

Timestamps

0:00- Opening

4:27 - Worldbuilding

15:12 - Animation

29:46 - Characters

49:43 - Intro/Theme Song

57:41 - KK The Jellyfish Kid Vs. WBB The Magical Box

1:09:07 - KK Suger Squeeze

1:12:41 - KK Tag, You're It

1:16:38 - KK Quest For Tire

1:21:31 - KK Cabin Of Curiosities

1:27:28 - KK In Search Of Camp Noodist

1:34:51 - KK Kitchen Sponge

1:39:26 - KK The Treasure Of Kamp Koral

1:41:57 - KK Camper Gary

1:44:50 - KK Midnight Snack Attack

1:47:45 - KK Pearl-tato

1:52:06 - WBB Bears And The Beanstalk

1:55:24 - WBB BooDunnit

2:01:19 - WBB The Little Mer-Bear

2:05:50 - WBB Modernish Stone Age Family

2:09:39 - WBB Excalibear

2:14:49 - WBB Meathouse

2:20:16 - WBB The Pirate Parrot Polly

2:24:07 - WBB Baby Bear Genius

2:28:10 - WBB Bug City Sleuths

2:32:43 - KK What About Meep?

2:36:13 - KK Hard Time Out

2:39:43 - KK Pat's A Li'l Sinker

2:44:33 - KK Camp SpongeBob

2:47:54 - KK Squisery

2:54:31 - KK Game Night

2:58:32 - KK My Fair Nobby

3:02:15 - KK Gimme A News Break

3:08:27 - KK Wise Kraken

3:12:57 - KK Squatch Swap

3:16:08 - KK The Ho! Ho! Horror!

3:23:42 - KK Outhouse Outrage

3:27:01 - KK Are You Afraid Of The Dork?

3:33:24 - WBB Hashtag Number One Fan

3:40:17 - WBB Snowplace Like Home

3:46:22 - WBB Fiesta Day

3:51:42 - WBB Baba Yaga House

3:57:13 - WBB Bears In The Dark

4:01:13 - WBB Big Trouble Little Babies

4:06:12 - WBB Triple T Tigers

4:15:23 - WBB Panda's Family

4:23:23 - WBB A Tale Of Two Ice Bears

4:28:15 - WBB Unica

4:34:45 - Nickelodeon Vs. Cartoon Network

4:58:35 - Conclusion

#kamp koral #spongebob #We Bare Bears #youtube #video #we baby bears #spongebob squarepants #spinoffs #Cartoon network #Cartoons #nickelodeon #vs #vs.

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salmonghana95 · 2 years

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Ej205 Subaru Engine

You could get prize’s for the blue horse, if you were lucky enough to buy a lot of notebook paper. Breakfast Bars, by Carnation were very similar to the chocolate covered granola bars made by Quaker Oats, which are still sold today. Bubble gum with a cherry-flavored juicy center…not ancient old, was available around 2011 Now it’s gone. And nothing can compare to watching movies in your car. It looks like the rats have nested in it all night. Be sure to pull the windows down before you leave. It looks like rain, and bring in the clothes off the line, too.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown paper bags. We had a Mexican gentleman who pulled a wagon up and down our main street on Saturday selling homemade tamales his wife had made. Our town was near an indian reservation so they still had pow wows that we could hear in the distance.

There was a rumor that they were radioactive, which made them even more desirable to some.

Double Delight ice cream bars, long and narrow vanilla w/a tunnel of fudge through the middle….

The myriad of available continent includes multi-lingual public service announcement videos.

After Yi San passed away, he reunited with Deok Im, and both lived out their love in the afterlife.

There were also neon lights that lit up to indicate shorts and gas leaks. When you were ready to buy replacement tubes, the salesclerk would come over and open up a door below the machine that contained brand new tubes in cardboard boxes. When city cousins had to go to the outhouse we’d throw rocks at it or yell “snake”. The outhouse could get so cold, one could hardly do their business sitting on that cold wood. At night Mom would let the girls use a bucket so we wouldn’t have to go to the toilet after dark. Alaska became a state in January, and Hawaii the following August. Alaska was special to us because my dad was stationed there is WW II. I was at the store buying my dad a chamois when Hawaii was announced as a State over the store PA system in August, 1959. Going to school in summer with no Air Conditioning.

Review: 10 Reasons To Watch record Of Youth: Life Lessons, Cameos, And The Different Sides Of Park Bo Gum

https://bestreviewsca.com/allan-jujube-candy_50665/ In retrospect, he had kind of an adult sense of humor which flew straight over our heads, but he was still a really good guy. I really wanted to see how they operated the puppets and played the cartoons. Even though everybody did say “Hi” to me, it just wasn’t the same. According to Subaru, the tumble swirl intake ports enabled maximum gas pressure to be applied to the piston degrees ATDC when the maximum turning moment on the crankshaft occurred, resulting in a greater power output. I probably brushed all the enamel off my teeth, that and I still drink a lot of Coke and Pepsi. I probably put my dentist’s kids through college, despite my bottle cap “system” and all my brushing. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint. The Country Store We’d walk to the corner store carrying pop bottles we had scrounged to exchange for penny candy. The store was small and cramped with assorted canned goods,and a bit dark and had a smell all its own with the old wood floors, which no longer showed varnish. Tongs were hanging on the side of the pickle barrels but most kids usually just reached in and grabbed the one they wanted.

Responses To Memories From Earlier Times For Baby Boomers And Others

Ivory Soag Contest- During the Great Depression, the company asked folks to explain “Why I Like Ivory Soap” in 50 words or less to try to win a car. A tremendous number of people spent hours thinking about why they liked Ivory Soap. Hundreds of thousands of people, without any strong threats or coercion, convinced themselves that they really liked Ivory Soap, resulting in more product sold. Essay results were published in newspapers and broadcast on the radio, providing plenty of free positive promotion for P&G. It belongs to the Triticeae tribe and is closely related to both wheat and barley. This picture is an 1878 oil-on-canvas painting by Ivan Shishkin, depicting boundless rye fields in Russia. The canvas hangs in the Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow. I would interpret the ending more like what happened in the afterlife. After Yi San passed away, he reunited with Deok Im, and both lived out their love in the afterlife. One is how their love story ended in actual history. Also offered on their buffet, fried chicken, and fried potatoes. The glasses broke fast, and the towels were cheap. Dreamsicles were orange sherbet and vanilla ice cream….. Candy- Invented in the 1930s by Pearson’s Candy 7-UP bars first came in milk chocolate, then later in dark chocolate….cost a whole dime and were a big treat. A kid’s gourmet bar, seven small squares of different creams and caramel, on one piece of cardboard, covered in chocolate.

#allan jujube candy

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snotmovie · 3 years

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This week's B-movie poster comes from 1955's "It Came From Beneath the Sea!" Directed by Robert Gordon with stop motion special effects by the great Ray Harryhausen! If you know the name of the artist that made this, please let everyone know in the comments!

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cowmanadventures · 7 years

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Cowman meets the Cattleman....

#Cowman #comic #webcomic #superhero #cowboy #action #fight #comedy #art #drawing #ink #Outhouse Cartoons #Dylan Moore

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earthtoplanet · 4 years

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In or out?

#earthtoplanet #webcomic #cartoon #outhouse #inhouse counsel #lawyer

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stephenprice · 4 years

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Usually, I break this one out around Halloween, but “When in Rome...” #tp #toiletpaper #toiletpapercrisis #stayathome #stayhome #shelterinplace #cartoon #comic #monster #mummy #frankenstein #outhouse #covid_19 #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #covid https://www.instagram.com/p/B-mer1phoKv/?igshid=1tq9wxa5taavc

#tp #toiletpaper #toiletpapercrisis #stayathome #stayhome #shelterinplace #cartoon #comic #monster #mummy #frankenstein #outhouse #covid_19 #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂#covid

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90memories · 6 years

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Buildings located in Bikini Bottom: Part 2

#Spongebob #Niickelodeon #Bikini Bottom Library #Bikini Bottom Arcade #Bikini Bottom Post Office #High School #Mall #Electronics Outhouse #Diner #Bikini Bottom Pin Factory #Magic Shop #Buildings #Cartoon

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outhouse-cartoons · 1 year

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Tonight on twitch I’ll be drawing a rabbit for Year Of The Rabbit!

Follow and watch tonight at 8:30PST at https://www.twitch.tv/outhousecartoons

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nerdythebard · 3 years

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#30: Conan the Cimmerian [Conan/Marvel]

This little gem comes to us courtesy of @dionysus-liber, a long-time reader who thought to give me a challenge. Hah, I never back off, my friend. Not even the great Conan can make me refuse a D&D build. Actually, fun fact: one of the first cartoons I remember watching as a kid was the 1992 Conan the Adventurer (released in Poland in '97), so I do have some connection to the character. By Crom, let's do this!

Next Time: We honour the spooky season with the most famous witch of them all... at least to me and my people.

Now, let's see what do we need for this absolute unit of a man:

The Power of Unconstrained Birthday Suit: Although Conan sometimes does wear armour, he easily shrugs off attacks with just his pecs and pure determination.

Brains & Brawn: Although movies like to diminish his intellect, Conan is actually a pretty smart fella. He's a good tactician and strategist, and he learned quite a lot during his travels.

Built Like a Brick Outhouse: Howard mentions very often that there is practically nobody that can defeat Conan in combat. His strength is also mentioned frequently and he's known to have a talent for climbing.

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No matter where he's shown, Conan is a human, but we're gonna go a different route; for a powerful, muscle-bound combatant, we're gonna make Conan a Goliath. We get a +2 Strength and +1 Constitution, proficiency in the Athletics skill, resistance to cold damage, and we count as one size larger when determining the capacity of lifting and carrying. Thanks to Stone's Endurance, we can occasionally shrug off injuries; once per short or long rest, when we take damage, we can roll [1d12 + our Constitution modifier] and reduce the damage by that total.

Although Conan becomes a king in later stories, he's mostly a wanderer in search for wealth and adventure. For that, we shall make him a Folk Hero. We gain proficiency in Animal Handling and Survival skills, proficiencies with land vehicles and one type of artisan's tools (perhaps Smith's Tools, to honour Conan's father?), and we gain the Rustic Hospitality feature. Because of our fame and reputation, the common folk might show us some kindness. We might be able to get a meal and lodging, or perhaps hide from danger or the law. Just take everything in moderation, these are not slaves or your subjects.

ABILITY SCORES

Constitution will be our main focus, here; Conan can shrug off a lot of damage with minimal protection. Strength is next, with great muscle comes the ability to do great harm. Follow that up with Wisdom, we hit hard but we also know where to hit to hurt even more.

Dexterity will be next, some things you cannot just take head-first; you gotta dodge them. Intelligence on the lower end, let's say that his Wisdom is the actual application of his strategic mind and that's what he focused on. We'll dumping Charisma, while he undoubtedly is popular with women, it's been stated he's a pretty bad liar and a lousy diplomat.

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Level 1 - Barbarian: I mean... what did you expect? It's in the bloody name!

Barbarians get a d12 as their Hit Dice, [12 + our Constitution modifier] initial Hit Points, proficiencies in light armour, medium armour, shields, simple weapons, and martial weapons. Our saving throws are Strength and Constitution and we get to pick two class skills (Intimidation and Perception).

Barbarians start with the power of their birthday suit. Unarmoured Defence makes our AC [10 + our Dexterity modifier + our Constitution modifier] as long as we're not wearing armour. We can, however, wear a shield and still retain the benefit. We also get the Barbarian's signature ability - Rage. For 1 minute we gain the following benefits:

We have an advantage on Strength-related checks and saving throws

When we make a melee weapon attack that uses Strength, we gain a +2 bonus to our damage roll (the bonus increases as we level up)

We have resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.

While raging, we cannot cast spells. We can rage a limited number of times (2 at the start) and we regain them once we complete a long rest.

Level 2 - Barbarian: We gain Reckless Attack. When we first attack during our turn, we can choose to make it a reckless strike. Doing so gives us an advantage on that melee attack that uses Strength, but until our next turn, all attacks made against us also have an advantage. With our Danger Sense, we have an advantage on Dexterity saving throws against hazards we can see, such as traps and spells. We cannot be blinded, deafened, or incapacitated to use this.

Level 3 - Barbarian: At this point, we can Rage three times per long rest. We also get to pick our subclass, our Primal Path, and although he makes sure nobody sees him doing it, Conan makes sacrifices to Crom, making him take Path of the Zealot. With Divine Fury, we can channel Crom's fury into our weapon strikes. While we're raging, the creature we hit first on each of our turns with our weapon attack takes extra [1d6 + half of our Barbarian level rounded down] damage of our choice (radiant or necrotic). As the Warrior of the Gods, if we're brought back to life using spells such as Raise Dead or Revivify, the caster does not need material components to cast the spell on us.

Level 4 - Barbarian: Time for our first Ability Score Improvement. However, we are going to take the Tough feat here, to get our damage-soaking abilities even further into greatness. Our Hit Points Maximum increased by [our current Barbarian level x2] and whenever we level up, we now increase our Hit Points by 2 extra points.

Level 5 - Fighter: We're going to move into some more careful combat class. Fighters begin with choosing their Fighting Style and we're going to go with Unarmed Fighting in case somebody actually manages to disarm us. This style lets us deal [1d6 + our Strength modifier] bludgeoning damage with our unarmed strikes (instead of 1 + Strength) and if we strike with two empty hands the d6 becomes a d8. Additionally, if we grapple a creature, we can deal 1d4 bludgeoning damage at the start of each of our turns.

With Second Wind, we can use a bonus action to heal [1d10 + our Fighter level] Hit Points once per short or long rest.

Level 6 - Fighter: With Action Surge, we can now take one additional Action on our turn, once per short or long rest.

Level 7 - Fighter: Now we get to pick our subclass, our Martial Archetype. And to pay homage to Conan's strategic thinking, we're gonna go with the Battle Master. We get to pick a proficiency with another artisan's tools (let's get Brewer's Supplies to make our own ale)

Battle Masters' Combat Superiority gives them access to Superiority Die, which are used to fuel various abilities. We start with 4d8 Superiority Dice (which recharge after a short or long rest), and we can pick three Manoeuvres:

Commander's Strike lets us spend one Superiority Die to forgo one of our attacks and instead let our ally make a weapon attack immediately.

Menacing Attack lets us spend one Superiority Die right after the attack to attempt to intimidate the target. We add the SD result to our damage roll, and the target must make a Wisdom saving throw or be frightened of us until the end of our next turn.

Pushing Attack lets us spend one Superiority Die to attempt to drive the target back. We add the SD result to our damage roll, and the target must make a Strength saving throw (if they're the size Large or smaller), or be pushed from us up to 15 feet.

Level 8 - Fighter: Time for another ASI! This time, we're going to increase our Dexterity by 2 for better unarmoured AC and eventual range damage.

Level 9 - Fighter: We get our first Extra Attack. Now, whenever we make an Attack action, we can strike twice instead of once.

Level 10 - Fighter: Halfway through the build, and we get another ASI (yes, Fighters get a lot of these). Let's get our Constitution up by 2 points for even more of those delicious Hit Points!

Level 11 - Fighter: Now we get some good stuff from our subclass. First, we get another Superiority Die to roll around. Next, thanks to Know Your Enemy, we can learn some useful information about a creature if we observe it for at least 1 minute. Finally, we get two additional manoeuvrers of our choice:

Quick Toss lets us use a Superiority Die and make a thrown weapon attack as a bonus action. As a part of this bonus action we can also draw the weapon (I'd allow, for example, picking it from a fallen enemy). If we hit the target, we add the SD to the damage roll.

Tactical Assessment lets us roll 1 Superiority Die and add the score to an Insight, Investigation, or History check that we make. Level 12 - Fighter: We get the Indomitable feat. Twice per long rest, we can re-roll a failed saving throw. We must, however, use the new roll, even if it's the same or worse.

Level 12 - Fighter: Time for another ASI. Let's cap our Constitution to a nice, powerful 20.

Level 13 - Fighter: We get the Indomitable feat. Once per a long rest, we can re-roll a failed saving throw. We have to use the new result, even if it's worse than the first one.

Level 14 - Fighter: Thanks to the Improved Combat Superiority our Superiority Dice change from d8 to d10. We also get two more manoeuvrers:

Disarming Attack lets us spend 1 Superiority Die and force a Strength saving throw upon the target. On a failed save, the target drops one object (our choice) that they are holding. Additionally, we add the SD roll to our weapon damage roll.

Evasive Footwork lets us spend 1 Superiority Die when we're moving and add the result to our AC until we stop moving.

Level 15 - Fighter: Our Extra Attack improves. We can now strike three times during one Attack action.

Level 16 - Fighter: Time for another ASI! Let's raise our Wisdom and Charisma for this one, to slowly get rid of the negative modifiers.

Level 17 - Fighter: We can use our Indomitable feature twice per long rest.

Level 18 - Fighter: One more ASI for the road. Let's get two more points into Dexterity for better AC.

Level 19 - Fighter: We gain another Superiority Die. Additionally, thanks to Relentless, if we have no SD when rolling Initiative, we gain 1 SD. Finally, we get two more manoeuvrers:

Riposte uses the chance when our enemy misses their attack. We can use a reaction to spend a Superiority Die and make a melee weapon attack. On a successful hit, we add the SD to our damage roll.

Grappling Attack lets us attempt to restrain a target once we successfully make a melee weapon attack. We add our SD score to the Athletics check required for the grapple.

Level 20 - Fighter: One last ASI of the build. Since we don't have much more to do, let's just remove the negative modifier on our Charisma.

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And that's Conan. The Barbarian. The Destroyer. The Cimmerian. Let's see how we did:

First of all, we're an absolute powerhouse of a tank. We can take damage when we eat, when we sleep, when we plough... Basically, we can punch stuff and take extra Punchables. With multiple manoeuvrers we can also manipulate our allies around the battlefield.

We have the Unarmoured AC of 18, +3 to our Initiative, and an average whopping HP of 246.

Unfortunately, our Charisma is not great. Considering it's the most used saving throw, we might have some trouble when dealing with it. Additionally, we have a Superiority Die resource to manage.

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That... was... a nightmare. And I'm not talking about a request, that was pretty nice. No, the issues I had with Tumblr when doing it made it a Sisyphean labour. If I lost track somewhere and the build has errors, please forgive me. think I need to take a break or figure our a method to to these more efficiently. Thank you for your patience, darlings, but for now

- Nerdy out!

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #character building #d&d 5e #fighter #d&d build #barbarian #battle master #path of the zealot #conan #conan the barbarian #conan the cimmerian

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crohnsawarenessproject · 2 years

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Weight issues have commonly been one of the worst of my IBD enemies. The problems I have with weight mostly started after my first resection but took me years to truly grasp. Over the last two years I’ve been in a constant battle with my body. It is constantly trying to shed any of the weight I attempt to put on it. I’m trying to eat as many calories in a day as I can but honestly, this year has been pretty tough. Food has, once again, become just a fuel source for my body. Rarely does it interest me and yet, through everything, I am still hovering around the 140lb mark.

My permanent ileostomy is coming up in September, and I’m doing my best to gain and retain as much weight as I possibly can to make my recovery easier. I was in the 120lb range with my first surgery and the recovery process was hard. In all honesty, I would probably have ‘thrown the towel in’ a while back. Not for good, no. I never give up. But I do have my moments where I get so tired of fighting that I would start to give in for a spell. Not very long, but long enough to cause damage.

Every year I go through the same routine. From the start of Fall and into the colder months, I do my best to put on weight since I know once we get into the warmer summer months, I tend to shed it again as I can’t keep up with my high calorie diet. With the heat, I used to have my breakfast, or at least as much of it as I could get down, then throughout the day, I’d do my best to snack. I tend to snack before going to bed. I have a heavy sweet tooth at night so more often than not, a big bowl of cereal is something I've been able to enjoy once again as lactose-free products have really taken storm over the last few years. And now, with my wife around, I try to at least eat my breakfast and dinner. She takes over the cooking during the nights when I just don’t have it in me which, during the summer, is more often than I’d like. This has been a positive change for me in the fight against my weight.

Many of us deal with weight gain & loss due to IBD, how do you cope with it? What are some of the routines you go through to maintain? Tell us in the comments below.

#crohnie #crohn's awareness project #ibd #crohn's awareness #web comic #crohn's disease #inflamatory bowel disease #cap funnies #health #humour #ibd problems #weight gain

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