#PEAK IS COMING PEAK IS COMING

[lotus-pear]

smoke break

#this was lying around in my drafts for three months and i colored it just now so sry if the art style looks kinda 💀 #teen skk is so special to bc they’re just idiot kids forced to get along and that’s what makes them hilarious #when will the unreleased seventeen light novel come out omfgggggg slamming my head into a brick wall #i need to see them in their peak years. their double black years. the years where they finally learned to trust and grow fond of each other #i am never painting again i cried every second doing this #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #sokouku #skk #lotus draws

[thecrimsonmonarch]

[JL Watchtower]

Batman: *alert, expression grave* We have an emergency.

Superman: *springing into action* Let's go, you can tell me the details on the way --

Batman: It's me. I'm the emergency.

Superman: *frowning, examining Batman with x-ray vision* No broken bones, no internal bleeding... what's wrong?

Batman: I think I'm drunk.

Superman:

Superman: You don't drink.

Batman: I had canned coffee. From the pantry. There's crateloads of them.

Superman: *remembering Flash's newest concoction* Oh

Batman: At first I thought I was just being affected by the sugar.

Superman: *remembering Flash mentioning that he had them specially made for his high metabolism* Oh no

Batman: You know I don't consume much sugar, Clark. I'm not used to it. I thought it was The Sugar Rush™

Superman: How much did you drink?

Batman: I'd already drunk two cans when I read the fine print. I --

Batman: *clutching Superman's shoulder, carefully enunciating* I imbibed two whole cans, Clark. Of metahuman-grade Irish Coffee.

Superman: *supporting Batman's free arm, keeping him from acquainting his face with the floor* Oh no

Batman: I feel strange. I made small talk in the cafeteria. I might've cracked a joke at some point. I almost told Green Lantern he did a good job on the last mission.

Superman: Wow

Batman: But he didn't do a good job, Clark.

Superman: *lips pursed, corners twitching* Mhm

Batman: My mental faculties have been compromised. I feel... bubbly.

Superman: *controlling his breathing*

Batman: I cannot be seen bubbly, Clark. I'm Batman.

Superman: *shoulders shaking, eyes glistening*

Batman: You need to get me out of here before I run around the cafeteria complimenting everyone.

Superman: Okay, just -- give me a sec --

Superman: *sniffling* I'm memorizing every detail of this conversation so I can replay it forever

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[Later, at the Batcave]

Superman: *flies in with Batman in a bridal lift*

Batkids: !!!!!!!!!

Nightwing: We received his emergency alert --

Red Hood: What the fuck happened --?

Nightwing: -- he wasn't responding --

Robin: Is Father conscious --?

Red Robin: I'm getting Alfred --

Superman: GUYS, guys, calm down

Superman: *puts Batman down on his feet* B's just drunk.

Batman: *stands straight, dusts his shoulders, opens his arms*

Batman: Daddy's home.

Nightwing:

Robin:

Red Robin: Okay, pause everything, I’m getting a camera *runs off*

Red Hood: *unblinking* Is this real

Batman: How are you boys this fine evenin'?

Robin: It's 4 AM

Nightwing: Why is he speaking with a southern accent?

Superman: He's been cycling through accents since liftoff. No idea why.

Red Robin: *returning with an 8K camera in hand* BEHOLD, the reclusive Gotham Bat in his natural habitat…

Batman: *staring at the lens, hands lifting his cape open at shoulder-height*

Batman: *fangs bared* I bid you velcome.

Red Hood: *still unblinking, unmoving* This is the best day of my entire life

#i might've been possessed when i wrote this #incorrect quotes #batman #superman #superbat #batfamily #batfam #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #dc #in line with my hc that batman is a lightweight #come on #man has to remain in peak human condition #no way will he harm his liver #right? #batman the health nut

[lleann-art]

my favorite recurring kyoru moment is tohru hitting kyo with her pompom scarf

#FURUBA FANDOM COME BACK PLSSS😭😭😭 #i'm sorry ao haru ride i take it back kyoru is actually THE peak romance😔😔 #fruits basket #kyo sohma #tohru honda #furuba #kyoru

[romanreigns]

Hollywood Roman commencing 🎬

#roman reigns #joe anoa'i #told you he was coming 😌 #it's the little tiddie peak for me.

[emilylprentiss]

So, Denise, if you don’t mind me asking...what happened to you? No, not at all. I like to talk about it. It’s really very simple. Last year I was working undercover, suburban surveillance. The seller had a few kinks in his rep. It seemed he’d only sell to transvestites. So my partner and I shacked up. I played the part of the buyer.

Twin Peaks | 2.11 | Masked Ball

#david's acting here always mesmerizes me #twin peaks #twinpeaksedit #twinpeaksdaily #david duchovny #dale cooper #tvedit #90sedit #tvarchive #tvfilmsource #userbbelcher #chewieblog #userbetts #tuserpurple #purpleedit #twin peaks gifs #twin peaks 2x11 #i apologize for this coloring it was not supposed to come out this way and i also just dont care enough to fix it jfkdsfjs #*mine

[shima-draws]

Okay but consider. Your World Tree AU. But Sanlu :)

Anon I want you to know I dropped everything I was doing and scrambled to my computer to draw this. I hope you're happy. What have you done

Also silly bonus:

#That Luffy in the third panel is PEAK Luffy. The BEST Luffy I have ever drawn. Look at him. THE SKRUNKLY #One Piece #Lusan #Sanlu #Sanji #Luffy #Zoro #Roronora Zoro #Monkey D Luffy #Monster Trio #Black Leg Sanji #Comic #Doodles #Art #World Tree AU #Shima's AUs #Can't believe I have 3 (three) separate World Tree AUs. What has life come to /j #Shima arts #Digital art #Also I made those outfits on the fly but Luffy's is actually soooo cute. Might do a full design for that actually #Also. They look so GOOD as fairies. Shut up #shima-draws

[m0ssy-p0ckets]

so.i got into guilty gear

#ggst #ggstrive #she is peak character design tbh #small girl big hat big jacket big weapon she swings around #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #may #may ggst #ggst may #guilty gear may #may guilty gear #artists on tumblr #ibis paint #my art #digital artist #fanartist #anime artist #WHEN DID THIS GET ALMOST 1000 NOTES. WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM.

[mayhasopinions]

i was in a broppy mood

#the silliessss #pretty sure they were my og childhood ship (alongside appledash lmao) #it's sweet to see how far they've come :( they mean alot to me #broppy #trolls #trolls fanart #trolls 3 #trolls band together #branch trolls #poppy trolls #poppy #branch #poppy x branch #i'm very fond of poppy's whole design. her overbite #ponytail #leg warmers and freckles are peak character design #im just very fond of both of them as a pair AND stand alone characters #trolls 3 fanart #queen poppy #dreamworks trolls #my art #artists on tumblr

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

i wanna know more about svsss menopause

They synced their periods together too well. Now they are synced through their perimenopause years.

#Poorly drawn svsss #svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #mobei jun #ask #I truly think that the peak of the SVSSS (peri)menopause era is just them commiserating over the experience of it. #Not pictured here is Liu Qingge barely suppressing his hormonal rage. He would have it *bad*. #I think Liu Mingyan is the only person who does not have a bad time with menopause because she takes estrogen supplements. #Which sounds like a trans headcanon but I think regardless of cis/trans status she's researched this and is prepared. #I have developed a sense for what menopause is purely by exposure to the various complaints I have overheard/been told. #These are all very specific and yet very common stories. #I do not know what the overlap is for SVSSS fans and people (not just women) going through menopause. I hope this is funny to SOMEONE. #It's an untapped market of potential! Too many young'uns in these woods. #Synced periods this. Ovulating that. Where's the menopausal homicidal rage? #Come on! Ripping off your clothing in a sudden burst of heat is *SO* SVSSS core!!! Make perimenopause sexy!!! #Anyways. Please put your menopause headcanons in the comments/tags <3 I'd love to hear them. #Thank you joblessmonday for following up with an ask and giving me an excuse to release this train of thought.

[pulsingvoid]

not negating anybody's experience i know black sails is outstanding regardless of how or when or how quickly you watch it. but also, as a gay person who watched it in real time, you really had to be there. they introduce anne bonny and you know your pirate history so you KNOW she's a girlliker. she has a moment with max but youre not sure where it's gonna go. because it's 2014. you wait over a year for 2x01 and she and max fucking obliterate you with the sword drop kiss scene. all anybody is talking about in the tags is vaneeleanor. a few weeks later 2.05 drops and flint is not only textually gay and kissing a man but he is waging war on england, on all of civilization for taking away his male lover. you find this out after investing fourteen hours on this show that have spanned over a year and a half in your real life. not to mention the miranda stuff and silver's arc and mr scott and madi and the death march that seasons 3 and 4 feel like when you have no inkling of how it's gonna end. but you stick with it regardless because it's good and besides it's 2014-2017 and the only genre show with gay people in it is fucking... the 100? lol anyway. more gay people flock to black sails between seasons and the tag becomes more about the gay shit than vaneeleanor, thank fucking god, finally. you all dread the last season. you brace yourselves for the worst. you thank the stars this show airs weekly because watching even just two episodes together is too overwhelming. 4.08 airs. you cry. 4.09 airs. you cry. 4.10 airs. your life will never be the same. you cry so hard you catch a fever and have to stay in bed all week to recuperate. you know this was a once in a lifetime experience never to be repeated again but you can't help but hold every other show to this impossible standard.

#black sails #i cherish this experience so much #i never rewatched. i had seen each episode exactly once shortly after it aired and never revisited it because it was so dense #and unique and overwhelming #i never rewatched‚ that is‚ until i showed it to my girlfriend #and not to be a wifeguy but it was such a special experience rivaled only by the winter she sat me down and showed me all of twin peaks #watching with someone you Love that Gets storytelling the exact same way you do comes with its own warmth and excitement #the only way to follow up my real time fucking odyssey with this show #i moved CONTINENTS between seasons.

[shopwitchvamp]

Test prints of new @vetiverfox joggers~

These will go up on Witch Vamp next month, just in time for Halloween 🃏✨

#witch vamp #Vetiverfox #coming soon #preview #sneak peak #fashion #Halloween #halloween 2023 #jester #jestercore #pierrot #clown #clowncore #joggers #goth #celestial #indie fashion #alt style #alt fashion #harlequin #clothing #fashion design #plus size friendly #spooky season #fall 2023 #jester's privilege #get hyped #these are gonna be great

[kuragesoda]

do you see my vision . do you see it

(+ textless ver and bonus with THE song lyric of all time)

#me when i spend way too much time on smth i originally started as a joke (again) #gentaro is filming btw . bc ofc he would enable this to happen #anyways i could NOT stop thinking abt how how much planet of the bass' lyrics sounded like it could be in hpmi #like come ON: life; it never die??? boom hear the bass go zoom??? peak hypmic lyrics-core #hypmic #hypnosis mic #ramuda amemura #dice arisugawa #fling posse #fanart #uhhh actually is this eyestrain???? #oh well; just in case: #cw eyestrain #bright colors #made by me :))

[lucyllawless]

XENA & GABRIELLE ↳ 6.18 "When Fates Collide"

#xwp #xena #xena warrior princes #xenaedit #tvedit #tvgifs #xena and gabrielle #otp: our souls are destined to be together #my gifs #*xenagif #television truly peaked when they made this episode #don't come at me for lucy's/xena's eyes being green in the last one #no matter what i did i could not get them back to blue #coloring this was a nightmare

[samipekoe]

doodling them to keep me sane

#THE return of yashidola lacille. the peak of my self indulgence #OL marcille is coworkers with chilchuck who goads her into drinking too much at office outings knowing shes bad w alcohol #i hold that manga panel of marcille jumping on laios when she comes crashing thru the ceiling in thistles house close to my heart

[emilylprentiss]

TWIN PEAKS 1.02 Traces To Nowhere

#i think its impossible to not gif this scene any time you come across it #cute ass nerd #twin peaks #dale cooper #twinpeaksedit #tvedit #twinpeaksdaily #userbbelcher #usercats #userveronika #userbetts #twin peaks gifs #me with coffee tho - i feel you buddy #*mine

[pallanophblargh]

I’ve basically been dead as far as online presence and art is concerned, mostly due to keeping busy with life stuff. There is currently a recently spayed cat wearing a shirt in my house, I’m playing houseplant musical chairs, that kind of stuff.

But here’s a few crude scribbles of a curly ‘noph lady who I’m finding fun to draw. I should compile another pallanoph sketch dump when I’m less lazy.

#pallanophs #sketchbook #personal art #creature design #love when my camera skews the crap out of a sketch #on top of the drawing already being wonky haha #art muses are hard to come by these days #I have plenty of things to blame but mostly it’s me #anyway this lady looks like she’d be soft #curly hair is fun to draw #expressing my hair envy via imagined creatures heh #can’t be normal about it nope #I can feel the seasonal affective disorder kicking in and that’s fun #I’ve achieved what feels like peak laziness/lack of motivation #I’ll get over it just stab me with a poker