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saddramaqueensworld · 19 days
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Do you think Luna knows about her uncle? The one who died fighting Mad eye moody? Did Pandora ever tell her about her brother? Her best friends? The ones who died young/in Azkaban?
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The last time Pandora Rosier saw her brother was when he and Barty told her that Dorcas was dead.
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macaulaytwins · 10 months
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part 2
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moondustinfj · 4 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: 😑
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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vomits0cutely · 1 month
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Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6
Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow
Luna: wait me too
Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.
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wolvesandshine · 1 month
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Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat
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rosieevan · 12 days
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At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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adharastarlight · 6 months
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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled
Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late
Reg: ...uhm-
Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties
Reg:
Reg: merde
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chrhnchynoodles · 6 days
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New favorite headcanon that when Sirius became an animagus he slowly became red green colorblind bc dogs are red green colorblind so when James sat down for dinner wearing a loose green tie with deshevelled hair in the great hall and Peter spit out his drink, Remus’ jaw dropped, and all the girls were laughing hysterically making bets (Mary thought it was Barty Lily and Marlene guessed it was Regulus off the bat) Sirius was none the wiser and just thought he’d gotten back from quidditch practice or had shagged a random gryffindor. So when Marlene tried to point it out but Remus stomped on her foot to get her to shut the fuck up.
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billsbae · 6 months
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Grimmauld Palace, 1993
barty: nice onesie. Does it come in men?
harry, annoyed 13-year-old: oh I think you come in men enough for all of us
sirius:
evan:
james:
pandora:
marlene:
lily:
regulus: oh i'm so proud of you <3
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starchasing-chocolate · 8 months
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5/5 😭❤️
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fiasco95 · 9 days
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[Pandora staring at a shirtless Regulus smoking and reading a book by the window alcove.]
Pandora:
Pandora: Okay. Those who agree Regulus is hot, say aye. Aye.
Barty: Aye.
Dorcas: Aye.
Evan: Aye.
Marlene: Aye.
James: Aye.
Pandora: …
Pandora: MARLENE???
Pandora: JAMES POTTER?!?!
Marlene: hey I may be a lesbian but I’m not blind.
James: I’m blind but that has nothing to do with anything, he’s just hot.
Pandora:
Pandora: That’s not what I had a problem with but okay.
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celestialgalaxyglow · 14 days
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Regulus happily: Good morning Professor!
Minerva concerned: Good morning Mr. Black...
Barty: Why are you so happy?
Evan: What happened? 
Regulus offended: Am I not allowed to just be happy?
Pandora: Sirius fell down the stairs.
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Regulus: I am NOT a red flag. I told you what’s wrong with me, I’m a caution sign at best.
James: …
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gaybeanman · 1 month
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I was half asleep and reilised that evan and Pandora aren't canonicly siblings and James potter is canonicly white and there all canonicly straight and kinda mean
I can't sleep now
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isabel-lillah · 1 month
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“Did you hear Frank Longbottom hooked up with Alice last week?”
James stood in an empty classroom’s door barely containing his laughter. Regulus, Barty, Evan, Dorcas and Pandora were gossiping so loud he heard them through the closed door while walking down a corridor. They were in so deep they hadn’t even noticed James walking in two minutes ago.
“What?”
“Yeah, apparently it happened at the Ravenclaw party last week.”
“But Alice? Seriou- James?”
It was honestly hilarious how quickly the slytherins (and a ravenclaw) paled after realising he was there, listening. However, they had forgotten everyone in the castle is a gossip - James included.
Plus, he's a gryffindor, so he has a bit more information about the situation.
So James just pushed himself off of the doorframe and joined in: “Did you know they’re officially dating now?”
“They’re what?”
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