#Pikachu’s a virgin

[littlegasoline0976]

Pikachu’s a virgin

#shitpost #misheard lyrics #pikachu #Pikachu’s a virgin #meme #i hate my liiiiife #very inspiring #Wow so much wow #Epic shitposting #I can shitpost if I want #slipknot #Misheard lyrics are epic #pika pika #mental pain #Downward spiral downward spiral #danniella westbrook strips off naked for saucy bathtub snap #honestly wth #so many tags wow

[michameinmicha]

#mine #mom #neuralblender #skateboarding #virgin mary #this one is almost as good as the pikachu one #i love it #dall-e mini #unreality #craiyon

[gothiethefairy]

bullying marcille with having falin be like, "you're my best friend but you're also not my type." and marcille demanding what is falin's type and falin just, nonchalantly glancing over to namari lol

#also having falin be like 'you're also kinda immature. :/' and marcille just has the shocked pikachu face LOL #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #delicious dungeon #listen i do like the idea of falin/marcille but i also find this very funny lol #i also think falin has had sex before and meanwhile marcille is a 50-year old virgin LOL #gothie's headcanons

[smolvenger]

It's probably a miracle that Paris Paloma didn't release Labour until AFTER I completed my Stella Ransome fic or else I would have had it on loop while writing it

#ALL DAY EVERY DAY THERAPIST MOTHER MAID NYMPH THEN A VIRGIN NURSE THEN A SERVANT #JUST AN APPENDAGE LIVE TO ATTEND HIM SO THAT HE NEVER LIFTS A FINGER #24/7 BABY MACHINE SO HE CAN LIVE OUT HIS PICKET FENCE DREAMS #and when I first heard it I misheard “who tends the orchards” to “who tends to YOUR CHURCH” and my mind gasped #I know no one cares #and that it's alicent hightower's song #it's also stella ransome's song too so she can have the rage she never could let out #:) #stella ransome #stella ransome my beloved #clemence poesy #carrie talks #fix it fanfiction #songs #labour #labour paris paloma #the way I can just PICTURE her singing to Will like in the music video #making him a dinner in their home and then just stuffing it all in her face with red sauce like blood on her mouth #*realizes* it's also the tb too *surprised pikachu face* #I didn't intend that! #FOR SOMEBODY I THOUGHT WAS MY SAVIOR YOU SURE MAKE ME DO A WHOLE LOT OF LABOUR #and the fact “savior” has religious connotations *screams in niche* #the essex serpent

[shironezuninja]

Is it Friday yet?

#layouts #screenshots #collages #cutouts #texts #hobby #habit #ash ketchum #satoshi tajiri #pikachu #goodbye ash #levi ackerman #pokemon #attack on titan #ultimate spiderman #animated series #highly opinionated #ultimate spider man comics #virgin pride #hot peter parker #attack on titan final season part 3 #2 days to go #colossal titan #hashtags #comment #the rumbling #eren jaeger #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #swordsmith village arc #wall titans

[usedtobecooler]

Virgin Eddie prompt: giving him head and sucking his balls for the first time, no one has ever done it before and he’s just shocked pikachu meme and nearly blows his fuckin load immediately

no thoughts head empty just this prompt

Pairing | Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings | sexual content (18+ minors dni), blowjobs, ball worship, ball sucking, deepthroating, gagging, gentle bullying, goth!reader, tongue piercings.

Word Count | 1.1k

A/N | i am so sorry this has sat half completed in my drafts for weeks because i'm trash!! i hope you enjoy it and it was worth the wait <3!!!

If somebody were to ask Eddie Munson how he spent his usually mundane Tuesday evening, the last thing they'd expect him to reply with would be "Getting blown by the sexy goth chick from the local corner store in the back of my van." And yet, that's exactly what was happening.

You had thought he was cute for a while, ever since you'd first set eyes on him when he moseyed into the store one day with a gaggle of fifteen year olds looking to buy a pack of Marlboros.

"And you're sure that you're not gonna leave this store in two seconds and sell each of these for a dollar to these kids?" You'd asked, dangling the pack between your fingers, clicking your tongue and tsking at him.

Eddie had balked, stuttering over his words as he watched the glint of the silver ball peeking as you rolled your tongue in your mouth, cock kicking up at the sight of you smirking at him, "N-no, ma'am. They're - they're good kids."

He'd walked off flustered, and you'd given yourself a pat on the back well done. What you didn't expect was to see him at least every second day for the following two weeks, until you finally plucked up the nerve to corner him after closing and force your way into his van with him.

"Sh-shit," Eddie's whining, hands grasping for purchase in the material of his threadbare blanket that was laid out underneath you both as you suck him down into your throat wetly.

You weren't cocky by any means, but you knew how to suck a dick.

Your throat widens to allow Eddie's cock to breach, a slight gag trying to make its way up but you shove it down, adamant you're going to blow this silly boy's mind and show him just how good you could be. His cock is big, you'll give him that - thick and girthy, unlike any other you'd seen before, never mind willingly put in your mouth.

The cool silver of your tongue bar glides along the underside of Eddie's cock as you bob your head up and down, catching and dragging on a vein as you suck and lap at the flushed, salty skin, relishing in the choked off, wet sobs you're eliciting from Eddie's pretty mouth in return. Your lips meet your fist wrapped around his base, jerking him into your mouth until a dribble of precum slides down your throat.

"Jesus Christ, oh god," Eddie's crying out, he can hardly look at you other than to flit a glance down every so often then throw his head back again, unable to watch as your eyes water and your mouth widens around him. You chance at taking your other hand away from his thigh, ghosting your fingertips along his balls, and he bucks up into your throat, gagging you in the process.

Your throat closes, tightening around the head of Eddie's cock and he does it again, fucking his hips up into your face until you're unravelling your hand from the base and shoving his hips down, his cock sliding out of your mouth as you gasp for air, "Naughty boy," you tsk, meeting his apologetic gaze.

Eddie is clearly inexperienced, you question if he'd ever even had his dick touched by anything other than his own right hand or a pillow, and suddenly the urge to want this to truly blow his mind overcomes your entire body.

You slide down further, until your mouth is level with his balls, hands heavy on his inner thighs and spreading them a bit wider. You don't think you'd ever called genitals pretty before, but the soft hang of Eddie's balls, his thick, pink cock slapping heavily on his belly, genuinely is a pretty sight. You can't help yourself, tongue snaking out to lick at the seam of his sack.

“Oh fuck, oh shit,” Eddie’s hips buck up off of the floor, hand running through your hair as you nuzzle into his heavy sack, tongue licking a flat stripe before you’re sucking one into your mouth, the cool ball of your piercing sending him reeling, moans echoing into the room, “your mouth is fu-fucking sinful, goddamn.”

You hum with your mouth full of his balls, hand wrapping around his cock and jacking it hard and fast - twisting at the head, swiping a thumb over the slit as you suck and spit on his sack. Eddie's legs begin to shake, a telltale sign this is about to come to an end, and you find yourself grinning against him.

Eddie hazards a glance down at you, his flushed, leaking cock sliding in and out of the grasp of your wet fist, your plump lips swollen around his balls, your tits jiggling and spilling out of the neck of your shirt and he's gone;

"I'm gonna - shitshitshit," Eddie fists a hand in your hair and you moan, vibration bouncing off of his skin, balls drawing up in your mouth as he comes, hot and hard all down your fist, some of it shooting so far it lands in thick ropes on his shirt.

You jack him through it slowly, his spent ballsack slipping from your mouth until he's jerking away from you because of overstimulation, whining and pushing you by the shoulder gently.

You gaze up at him from between his thighs, aware that your eyeliner is probably smeared down your face from the tears, red lipstick staining your chin, drool pooling down your neck and between the crevice of your tits, "Was that okay, pretty boy?"

Eddie splutters, unable to look at you properly for fear his cock would kick up in interest yet again, giving away just how ridiculously inexperienced he was, "Yeah, yeah. It was good - great, even!" He's hasty with his words, trying not to upset you with a lackluster reply.

"Not too bad for your first time, right?" You smirk as you pull yourself up onto your knees, patting his bare thigh. Eddie's eyes widen, finally looking at you properly and he looks like he wants the ground to swallow him up - you were right, had hit the nail on the head with your assumption, "It's okay, Eddie. I like the inexperience, means I can show you a few things. Same time tomorrow?"

Eddie's cheeks flush dark when you wink at him, making to stand up and unlock the door of the van. You jump out gracefully, slamming the door shut loud enough that it echoes into the cool night air.

And when Eddie appears at dead on closing time the next night, you can't say you're surprised to see him, a cheeky smile gracing your features as you lock eyes.

#eddie munson fic #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson #my fanfic #mine #smut

[championleonsslut]

I know you've had a similar ask like this about virgin Leon and I really loved that fic, so I was wondering if Leon and his s/o are both virgins and don't even realize it for a bit, especially the reader who thought Leon would have been experienced with his many fans and fame and they admit nervously that they just don't want to disappoint Leon🥺

Surprised Pikachu face for both of them when they realize they're in the same boat and have both been waiting to try and make it right for each other. Queue very fluffy and passionate lovemaking, especially since they had been pining for each other since Leon started his journey as champion and eventually helped his s/o achieve the same and feelings just grew through the whole game

Omfg this is too cute and I am a sucker for some good old lovemaking every now and then

“You too, huh?”

Tender and sweet af sex it’s kinda sickening

Female reader

You wanted to have sex with Leon, you really did. But… There was just one problem. You’d never had sex before… And Leon… He’s Leon.

You’d feel embarrassed being so inexperienced with the champion who’s probably fucked hundreds of his fans.

But… The wait was killing you. So that night you both were seated on the bed, and you broke.

You sighed, “Leon… I… I want to have sex with you.”

Leon blinked at you.

“I-I know you’ve probably had lots of sex with your fans… And I doubt I’ll be as good… B-Because I’ve never had sex before… I want you to take my virginity.”

Leon just stared at you for a few moments, before he chuckled.

“You want me to take your virginity?”

You nodded.

“Well it’d be more of a trade, since you’d be getting mine too.”

Now it was your turn to blink in surprise.

“Y-You’re a virgin too?”

He nodded, “I’ve never fucked any of my fans, and all my past relationships never really got past heavy-makeouts. I was hoping to save it for you anyway… Because I’d never wanna be with someone like that if they weren’t you. I mean, I’ve liked you since I was a kid! And now… Now you’re my girl…”

Your cheeks reddened at his words, and he brought a hand up to caress your cheek.

He grinned, “I honestly thought you’d got around more. Especially with how pretty you are, good thing I snagged you, right?”

You chuckled, which turned into a gasp as Leon leaned into nibble away at your neck as he ran his hands all over you.

Each caress was like sparks, especially when he touched your hips and thighs. He was gently nibbling at your neck the entire time, and his hands moved up your back to begin fiddling with the back of your dress.

His lips left your neck, and your eyes met instead. His were ridden with lust and love, and half-lidded to match the blush and smirk on his face.

Your dress was off faster than you could blink, leaving you in just your bra and panties. Leon practically drooled at the sight, and you went to tug at his jersey.

You’d seen him shirtless before, but this was a whole new experience.

The next few moments were a flurry of heated passion. Leon’s lips were on yours, his tongue was in your mouth, claiming its territory. He had tugged off his long socks and shorts, and also got to work on your bra.

Once your breasts were exposed, Leon’s eyes lit up as he looked them over.

He pinched a nipple between his fingers, “Beautiful…”

You chuckled, and his lips were quickly back on yours. Soon, the two of you were fully bare. You were quite taken with the sight of his erect, bouncing cock that was just begging for attention.

You were going to reach for it, but Leon had a question.

“Have you… Ever touched yourself before?”

You shook your head, “It’s all too complicated…”

He nodded in understanding, which turned into a chuckle.

“So I’m giving you your first orgasm too?”

That made you blush and look away.

Leon gazed down at your bare pussy, and wasted no time in digging into his meal. His tongue was so warm and wonderful, you yelped at the feeling.

He went right for your clit at first, and it made you tremble. Then, he slowly eased you open with one finger… And then another. He tried three but you were too tight for that.

Cumming for the first time was difficult, but Leon didn’t seem to mind how long it took. He was happy to chow down on your cunt all night long. When he finally tipped you over the edge, you let out a scream of his name that went right to his ego.

You were panting by the time he was done, and your juices were all over his face. He licked them right off.

He pointed a finger at your soaked pussy, “That. That is delicious. That’ll be my dessert every night now.”

You had no complaints.

He gently laid you down on the bed, and got on top of you. You could feel him poking you, and were jittery with excitement.

He glanced down at you, “Are you sure you want to do this?”

You rapidly nodded, and he began to slowly push in.

It hurt at first, but then it stopped. There seemed to be some kind of barrier that was blocking him from going all the way in.

You were going to tell him that he’s too big and he won’t fit and-

Then something snapped inside you, and Leon accidentally shoved all the way in.

Leon blinked, and pulled out a little.

“What was that?”

You glanced down, and his dick was slightly bloody.

“You broke my hymen.”

He blinked.

“Was that important?”

You could tell him about that later, as right now you had better things to do.

His thrusts were slow and precise, really trying to get his point across of how much you meant to him. You were both moaning and groaning the entire time.

Leon hissed through his teeth, “So tight.”

While he ruined your insides, he gently and tenderly kissed you, and left hickies all over your neck and shoulders.

Your cunt tried to swallow him up at one point with your orgasm, and it drove Leon mad.

His moans were slowly getting louder once you came, and eventually he whipped his dick out, which made you whine, until he released all over your stomach and chest.

While he came down from his high, you scooped up some of the cum and tasted it. Not bad.

He snuggled up against you, and you both went under the covers to stay warm.

He pecked your forehead.

“Let’s do that again sometime.”

#sorry this took so long I was very lazy and sleepy #champion leon #pokemon leon #trainer leon #pokemon #anon ask #champion leon x reader #pokemon leon x reader #request #champion leon headcannons #pokemon leon headcannons

[koravelliumavast]

All Zellion Lore

He gets no bitches

Absolutely zero pussy

Is an incel

Does not actually exist

Raw ANTI-sex appeal (leads to being sent to tumblr horny jail)

No bitches megamind

Saddest most pathetic sex ever

Lesbian

Brandons elden ring character

Syls exlover

Zellion is the same Zellion as in Sixth Incarnation of Pandora, an unpublished sci-fi novel which he wrote

Dustbringer Moash

The author of the Gravity Fallsjournals

No drip

Secret project main characters

Is in fortnite

Died on the way back to his home planet

Is a war criminal

Zane venture but with spikes

Is kelsier in shardplate

Zero swag points

An onion 🧅

Swagless bastard

Constantly taking L’s

Has a homoerotic friendship with dalinar

Coolest mfer to ever exist

Wears metal plates

Inspired mass hysteria (true)

Zellion is love, Zellion is life

Unchained bondsmith

Is tumblr pikachu guy

Both odium and dalinars champion

The hero of ages

Has secrets

His only rhythm is Nickelback

Moashes boyfriend

Raboniels ex

Emperor Zurg

Has hooked up with dalinar in his drunk era

Is actually Adonalsium who didn’t get shattered but it was actually a prank

Unknowable

Did something unthinkable to that old man

Nvm he just fucked him

On the Kaladin and Szeth (b)road trip

Unfuckable

He might kill Moash idk at this point

The only blue fused

A simp for Kaladin

Is actually Szeth

Bisexual loser

he is also Taravangians new godsona

Drops his microwaveable lonely boys dinner for one and cried

A worldhopper who moved to Roshar to get a mini

Lezian with those fake mustache glasses

Navani will not accept him into her theoretical polycule

Taravangians new look after taking the shard of Odium and killing Rayse

A tumblr sexy man

A tumblr sexless man

Punches Ruin in the face (real)

A liar and a dirty dirty cheat

Will be at Dragonsteel 2022 with a chair (for hammering)

Actually just a human with carapace

Biggest loser in the cosmere

Loves plinko

Despite apperances he’s completely unbreadable

Zellion was pinning over szeth who is already in a committed monogamous relationship with nightblood, but he's rebounding with moash

Models the fused fashion line

Is Kelsier

Is also every sexuality and none of them at the same time.

Himbo

The tenth unmade

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Literally Hrathen but unfuckable

Has a gun

Created in a lab made specifically to be unfuckable

Virgin Loser (emphasis on loser)

Hot

Hoid in yet another disguise

The desire to be sexy but not having sex

Smores stick

Big scary fused villain (probably)

The Warrior of Light from final fantasy 14

Odiums champion? (One to make sense)

One of Hoids exes

Aesudan post crystal monster magical girl transformation sequence.

Is a slutty slutty bitch

Unfuckable

Sits in pain AND misery

From Sudan

A rough lover but once again is unfuckable

The sole knight radiant. Accesses all 10 surges

Clowned upon

Cries when he fights you. Like his (NOT)lover szeth

A ben10 alien

Mysterious

All of us

Has slept with Sadeas

His spikes are full of secrets

Is actually MRAIZE

Mansplain manipulate malewife

Is cringe

Bisexual but nobody wants them

Is actually a noble gas

Dalinar/Zellion/Szeth love triangle

Is Moash

Came from Moisty Mire

The most powerful being in the cosmere

Just a human guy

Nepotism baby

Is probably like hot but also still gets no bitches

The only thing nightblood won’t eat

Is actually Rin (bisexualzellion) in disguise

One in a Z(e)illion

He’s a shard

Odiums singersona

Is Brandon’s self insert

Swagless he/they (and any he/they pronouns user you have swag because you are not the biphobic bisexual Zellion)

#zellionsweep

A Pokémon or something

A new foe has appeared

Maybe he’s a cat boy

Wears metal plates

Is also Evi Kholin who could never be cringe

Yells it’s Zellin time before fighting anyone

Biphobic

Lavender marriage

He should be in fortnite

In love with szeth

Naked wrestling scene in Oathbringer

The friends we made along the way

Shouldbereadingprobably‘s cat

You canNOT fuck the spikes as the spikes are unfuckable

Is El (again probably actually makes sense)

Forgiven by the lgbt community

Highest popularity to word count ratio

Additional lore (courtesy of @poploppege-cosmere)

Hoid behavior (that’s actually us)

Fucks with Maggie’s internet connectivity

Is not actually fuckable. Does not fuck.

Blorbo from my kickstarters

Zellionsweep girlies are the daughters of the Moash girlies you didn’t fuck

COSMERE TUMBLRS CHILD

#lists #cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #zellion lore #zellion #only takes an hour to get clowned upon #ok I’m going to chem lab #please update with what’s missing #zellionsweep

[pikachugirltits]

Oh yeah, now that there's firmly three of us in here (Lexi, Bridget, and Kara) we've decided to call our system the Zodiac Entertainment System, or ZES. It's both a play on the "Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)" because we're massive nerds and the fact that between me being Pikachu-kin (mouse), Bridget being a puppygirl (dog), and Kara being a dragon we're well on our way to making our own little "circle of animals." Even if we wind up with an alter that isn't an animal, it's fine. The Greek zodiac contains such "animals" and a set of scales and a virgin.

I've also been trying to visualize our headspace as an old 16bit top down RPG and it seems to be working to counteract my aphantasia somewhat. The simplified images seem a little easier for my brain to hold onto, and our tendency to co-front/be co-conscious with each other fits really well with imagining my alters and I as an RPG party.

#lexi rambles on #system update

[twisted-lover-boys]

TWST boys as things said in my discord

I regret everything

I literally saw this once for Obey Me and I thought ha funny I should do that

Anyways enjoy me and my chaotic friends

TW: Some stuff may be sensitive to readers // I watered down some strong language used // characters portrayed may not be accurate //

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Ace: It’s July

MC: Oh for gods sake now I can’t be gay

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Deuce: I remember my first shiny. It was a pikachu

Cater: Basic

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Floyd: Y’all just ever drink a crime flavored drink

Jamil: What kind of crime?

Floyd: Theft flavored

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Malleus: Just found out that Elon Musk’s full name is NOT Elongated Musk and I’m a little salty

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Lilia: Just saw a car with a virginity rocks sticker on the back window

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Epel: I hope you know that I still intend to conquer Texas at some point

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MC: I think I should become president

Ace: Hell yeah

Deuce: I’m for it

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Leona: Screw Valentines Day I ate some bad chocolate and my stomach hurts a lot

Ruggie: Save me some

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Azul *about Crowley*: Last I checked a few years ago there was a video of him lighting his crotch on fire that was being shared around school

MC: What?!

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Floyd: Screw taxes

MC: Yup

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#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland x male reader #twst #twst x male reader #god why did I do this #I’m sorry #i have no regrets #yet I regret everything

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

Pikachu virgin vs Pikachu chad

#pikachu #pikachu man #shitpost #funny shit

[michameinmicha]

#mine #virgin mary #neuralblender #pikachu #mom #i love this one so much #this is absolutely perfect and way better than i imagined #dall-e mini #unreality #craiyon

[catholic-saint-tournament]

*Holy days of obligation are days in which Catholics must go to Mass. EVERY SUNDAY is considered a holy day of obligation. In addition to Sundays, there are others! This list is curated from the holy days of obligation set by the USCCB, as each country has its own holy days in accordance with canon law.

January 1, the solemnity of Mary, Mother of God Thursday of the Sixth Week of Easter, the solemnity of the Ascension August 15, the solemnity of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary November 1, the solemnity of All Saints December 8, the solemnity of the Immaculate Conception December 25, the solemnity of the Nativity of Our Lord Jesus Christ

Also, Ash Wednesday is not a holy day of obligation. Most Catholics when they hear that get the surprised Pikachu face.

#catholic #catholicism #mary the mother of god #mary the mother of jesus #nativity #christmas #immaculate conception #all saints #all saints day #assumption of the bvm #assumption of mary #ascension #ascension sunday #christianity #polls #theology #roman catholic #roman catholicism

[bunnygirl678]

Work is extra stressful and busy so I’m procrastinating in the best way possible, by throwing together all my reguri hcs

These are pretty obvious through out most of my stuff on ao3, but I don’t always use each one depending on the story.

Send me yours! I love seeing different hcs people have for these two dorks

-Red is usually mute/selectively mute I switch between the two

-Red is big on PDA, constantly holding Greens hand, kissing, groping ect in public. He thinks it’s cute when Green is flustered so he’ll sign dirty things or whisper them

-greens parents died when he was 5, reds dad died when he was 3

-Green is loaded, like daddy warbucks rich, he’s got money from being a gym leader/champion, plus he has a trust fund from his dead parents, then he has shares in oak labs which owns most other labs in the world

-green loves to spoil red, buys him stuff constantly

-green feels inadequate most of the time, he needs constant reassurance from Red that he’s loved and wanted,

-green typically overworks himself, you know the whole inadequate thing comes in to play

-red would much rather travel and do Pokémon stuff in the wilderness but he sticks around cause he’d rather be with green and restless than without him and free

-green indulges Reds nomad lifestyle when he can

-green learned to cook in kalos, red foraged so much on the mountain so he never learned to cook, he burns water while green cooks like a 4 star chef

-green flirts with everyone but only gets flustered around Red

-red proposed but he took greens last name (cause red doesn’t have one lol)

-reds mom considers green a son even before they are together (at least in aus where they know each other as kids)

-the media calls green names and talks trash on him, that of course pisses red off, they start to like him some after he becomes a gym leader (at least Viridian news channels)

-Pokémon live to the same age as their trainers so no sad stuff in my head lol

-green hates silence, which is why he talks so much, he also sings or plays the radio all the time, red loves hearing green hum along with some silly pop song

-green doesn’t mind silence around red, the only time it’s okay, not to say he doesn’t still talk constantly but he can let it be

-green and pikachu pretend to hate each other but red has enough pictures of them cuddling on his phone to know the truth

-red has no self preservation which drives green crazy

-if they knew each other as kids, green was a virgin when they get together, usually red is too just cause he’s only ever interested in green but he would be the one to not be. Green despite his flirty nature could only be with someone he loved

-green is 100% obsessed with red

-red adores green and dreams of just keeping him in bed at all times

-they love each other a lot

#reguri #namelessshipping #this is nameless not original

[technicallyverycowboy]

salty asks: 5, 6, and 9 for some spice.

5. OH MAN SO MANY over the years, though for most of them i have been able to retain my private enjoyment of them and left the fandom behind. the most recent one would just be literally everything about our flag means death, which i was very into fannishly for the first season and have had zero fan interaction with for season 2.

6. oh, how the turn tables. this is so much harder for me because i am a known hater and once i decide i don't like a character, that's pretty much it. there have been a couple ken and big enjoyers in kinnporsche that have sold me on them pretty successfully -- shoutout to @kinnbig and @aikinn for putting in the work there.

9. pikachu, you're gonna get me blocked. i am absolutely mew's #1 hater. while watching the only friend's pilot, i turned to my wife at one point and said, "oh my god, you're just a virgin, you're not special," and i stand by it.

#ask meme

[thornybushybrambles]

Tumblr is amazing. I can make post about how if you've never had sex before, your perspective is gonna be a little warped bc you have no real experience, and people will interpret that as virgin shaming or dismissing people who have less broad attractions than me.

I'm only speaking from experience, I used to be the person I'm LITERALLY talking about in my post. A lot of my hypothesizing and overthinking flew out the window when I started sleeping with actual women, and I was surprised Pikachu when it turned out I wasn't actually attracted to gender feels like I thought I was

#I've been told my body is too masculine! #Ok so have I #C'mon guys #Gays are allowed to have a type #I don't get mad when women say no butches #Just means we clearly aren't compatible #Life gets easier when you get laid for fun and not validation