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mysticalducknightmare · 3 years

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Slytherin: So could I declare war on you?

Ravenclaw: No because you're not a sovereign nation.

Slytherin: What if i buy land?

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shit-overheard-at-hogwarts · 3 years

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Slytherin: "Make friends" they said...

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Ravenclaw: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!

Hufflepuff: I panicked okay!!!

Gryffindor: Someone get the fire foam thingy!

Ravenclaw: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??

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Slytherin: "It'll be fun" they said.

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const3llar · 4 years

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lorreighnmalfoy · 3 years

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Hogwart House Headcannons

Yesterday I was in deep thought, very dirty minded thoughts; mind you. I was thinking of ways that the Hogwarts Houses sexually flirt. This is what I came up with:

SLYTHERIN: GUYS! EMERGENCY MEETING! NOW!

GRYFFINDOR: *boringly sigh* What is it now Sly?

HUFFLEPUFF: * cheerful attitude * Yes?

RAVENCLAW: *sighs annoyingly* Stop being so loud we are right beside you, you arse.

SLYTHERIN: Ok so, I bet that I have the best flirting game here. * smirks *

GRYFFINDOR,RAVENCLAW, and HUFFLEPUFF: *scoffs* Your on!

SLYTHERIN: 3...2...1... GO!

GRYFFINDOR: I’m a Gryffindor because I can open anydoor for you, anytime. * Smirks *

HUFFLEPUFF: * blushes * I can make you huff and puff all night if you want me to.

RAVENCLAW: *scoffs* I can claw you out, getting deeper as I go.

SLYTHERIN: *surprised at the respone, smirks and says,* Do you mind if I Sly-ther-in?

#hogwarts #hogwartsismyhome #hogwarts is here #slytherin #ravenclaw #gryffindor #hufflepuff #flirting #flirt #flirtsite #fanfiction #harry potter #slytherclaw #ravenin #huffledor #grifferin

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solarsleepless · 4 years

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Hogwarts Houses + Relationships

Yes, I know this has been done before, shut the fuck up because i am in a relationship with a badger and a snake. also swear words ahead.

Slytherin + Ravenclaw = So fucking dramatic, like, these bitches be annoying as fuck. So many sex jokes. Playful “fuck yous”. will fight anyone no matter what their height. actually types “ily <3″ more than anyone will ever know because they act all “WASSUP FUCKERS” in the gcs. spouts vines together. Slytherin + Hufflepuff = “i must protect babey”. protective mama bear mode activated. “oh, ‘puff is sad?? TIME TO KILL A GUY--” Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = soft. Raven will just spew facts at them and Puff just- absorbs it. memes. “u the bottom, puff.” “...oh” “so sad. alexa, play despacito” Slytherin + Hufflepuff + Ravenclaw = “WE MUST PROTECT BABEY”. quote vines in the main groupchats. weird 3AM thoughts. vibin’. absolute peak of comedy. these three just OOZE adorableness.

#hogwarts houses #ravenin #slytherclaw #ravenpuff #huffleclaw #slytherclawpuff #i gues?#idk #harry potter fandom #aaaa #im tagging anti drarry just in case #anti drarry #anti draco malfoy #anti dramione

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shotgunprophet · 4 years

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i know i’m gonna get demonetized for this but-

your hogwarts house isn’t a personality trait. your hogwarts house is not part of your personal identity.

you’re not brave and bold because you’re a griffindor. being a slitherin does not make you oppressed. being a ravenpuff does not make you a minority.

you don’t need “hufflepuff pride”, because pride is for something that is real, something that is actually part of your identity. breaking news, harry potter is fiction. hogwarts houses are a plot detail. they aren’t real. you can be proud of being a hufflepuff, but you don’t need convince everyone you’re special because of it. you’re not.

don’t act like your entire identity revolves around your house. it doesn’t.

but yall aren’t ready for that conversation.

(to be clear, i’m not hating on people who like harry potter. i read the books in fourth grade like everyone else. this is my opinion, and it is in my complete rights to share it.)

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slytherclawsdominate · 5 years

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Slytherin: *whispers something in Hufflepuff's ear*

Hufflepuff: Uh, hey Ravenclaw?

Ravenclaw: Yes, what is it?

Hufflepuff: *clears throat* Be gone, Thot.

Ravenclaw: ...Wut?

Slytherin: *cackles*

#ravenclaw #slytherin #harry potter #slytherclaw #hogwarts #ravin #ravenin #incorrect quotes

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sirius-lupin-black · 6 years

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the houses and suffering

slytherin: if i have to suffer, so should you

hufflepuff: if i have to suffer, then you shouldn’t have to

ravenclaw: if you have to suffer, i’ll try to find a way to make it stop

gryffindor: if you have to suffer, then i should have to

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acolytesandtea · 7 years

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Whenever I have a kid I'm going to invite everyone to a gender reveal party but actually just reveal its Harry Potter house. The decorations will all be asterisks denoting that it is an informal sorting & that the real one will take place when the child is 12.

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hasenfu · 7 years

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gorski should just fake a sensate. an identity from one of his school books. set in Egypt or sth. “nO he can’t find out about them! they’re safe in Egypt!…” and then whispery heads there and some sensates wait there and kill him.

being a slytherclaw is so good.

#ravenclaw #slytherin #ravenin #sam watches sense8

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deactivatingthisguy · 7 years

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Canon aside, what do you always think of when you imagine the Ravenclaw dormitories & living in those bunks?

#ravenclaw #ravenclaw pride #ravenclaw and proud #ravenclaw house #ravenclaw common room #harry potter #potterhead #slytherclaw #gryffinclaw #ravendor #ravenin #huffleclaw #ravenpuff

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mysticalducknightmare · 3 years

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Ravenclaw: What did you learn today?

Slytherin: You don't need success if you're just a trophy spouse.

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shit-overheard-at-hogwarts · 3 years

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Ravenclaw: Alright, so we have good news and bad news.

Ravenclaw: Gryf's injuries are very severe, and he's likely to pass away soon.

Slytherin: Damn, what's the bad news?

#slytherin #ravenclaw #Gryffindor #incorrect hogwarts quotes #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #Harry Potter #Incorrect Harry potter quotes #Ravenin #slytherclaw #Gryffinclaw #gryffinin #slytherdor #Ravendor

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const3llar · 2 years

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How much of a Ravenclaw? 🧙🏻‍♀️🦉 ♥ 0-30 not a ravenclaw ♥ 40-60 probably a ravenclaw ♥ 70-100 definitely a ravenclaw

#ravenclaw #ravenclaw💙#ravenclawedit #moodboard #niche #ravenclawhouse #ravenpuff #ravenin #ravendor

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girl-bateman · 4 years

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Ravenin / artist / bi-curious / gimini.

Hey, just posted it! Hope its okay I changed it to slytherclaw, it means the same thing its just that people are more familiar with that phrasing

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charmedchaos12 · 5 years

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#Shadorma: Spirit Owl Spirit owlhovering in mistblack ravenin silenceperched, waiting for the howlingcry of the rabbit. Colleen's Weekly Poetry Challenge No. 142

#Poem #Poetry #Shadorma

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