#They are best boyfriends around

[twpsyn-who]

List of guys that I know will treat my kid right :

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#I haven't seen a greener flag in my entire life #They are best boyfriends around #Feel free to add to the list #phineas and ferb #jeremy johnson #tdi tyler #td tyler #tdwt tyler #tdi #Tdwt #total drama island #total drama world tour #total drama #But also #What if... #You know #Anyone wondering whatever or not Tyler x Jeremy would work?? No? Only me? Alright sorry didn't have any crack ships in a long time #I will go now

[dustykneed]

man those starfleet changing rooms sure have. Uhh. Seen some shit. the fact that jim looks so damn good in a suit really isn't helping mcspirk's case.

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prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "don't let them hear you". 🩵💙💛

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #mcspirk bingo #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spirk #mckirk #spones #jim kirk #spock #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #tos #pretty boy jimmy vs his boyfriends' self control (1-0) #if you only ship spirk this is even funnier because of the implications that bones is a) not immune to jimmys charms #and b) he Gets It enough to bang his best friends just this once #but mcspirk is my canon personally<33 spones is around jim enough that they arent charmed 24/7 but sometimes shit like this happens #i really really love when spones do the microexpression conversations #so so so brain rotted about these old gay men in space #dust medibang paints

[nano30cm]

two east coast girls and their weird white boys

#reprise reprise #td ezekiel #td harold #td leshawna #td anne maria #total drama fanart #alright stay with me a second: this is fine. trust me. #where do i even begin with these 4.... yaknow what no im gonna spare all of you #leshawna probably has an apple tree tat on her back #anne maria and leshawna are NOT friends at BEST theyre colleagues. peers on a good day #anne marias too young for shapewear but tbh once u grow up in a shapewear family youre never too young for shapewear #harold has tetris block tattoos and tbh i think he needs more vidya game tats #zeke is not dating anne maria but all her boyfriends are assholes and she keeps him around to be her guard dog if they dont treat her right #its a role he wears with pride #can you tell i accidentally did the boys at the wrong resolution lmao

[sawvhs]

seriously doubt adam or lawrence had any close/trusted friends which just makes their relationship in the bathroom that much more weirdly emotionally charged. codependency bait to the max

#like it seems like scott was kind of the last person adam really talked to when he bounced on his parents and he sticks around him #but subtext (and by that i mean text) makes it so obvious hes just kinda his punching bag. but hey he sticks around #hes got that highschool dropout who bounces between acquaintance friend groups and never got super close to anyone #kind of vibe. #everyone knows him but nobody hangs w him or whatever #but like lawrence is so in the same boat. that is a guy that goes to colleague dinner parties to keep up appearances and thats bout it #like i bet even diana’s friends parents barely know much about him and think hes just stuffy or whatever #his lawyer calls himself his friend but i really think thats just in a ‘i know you and im looking out for your best interet’ way. #i dont think they hang #and like. he doesnt even talk to his wife anymore #i think they r both lonely and miserable in different ways and kind of have what the other thinks they need #despite being so drastically different #it drives me insane #bathroom boyfriends #chainshipping #click

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Something I love is that when there are ranking videos for the coolest/most powerful/loveable characters, Nico di Angelo always makes the top five. Like everyone thinks he's amazing, which he is. He's my favorite character and I'm so glad people can agree

#nico is the best riordanverse character #he's also the strongest in my opinion #he also was a gay boy in the 40s while shit was going down #he never felt comfortable around people except bianca #and then she dies #and he thinks his crush killed her #and then he get outes by cupid in front of jason #like dick move cupid #and then he goes to tartarus #TWICE #and he has the best boyfriend ever with anazing friends #and then jason dies #but like hey trauna builds character #pjo hoo toa tsats #nico di angelo #solangelo #will solace #jason grace #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo hoo toa #hoo #pjo #tsats

[idkaguyorsomething]

me tryna explain the shipping implications of the missy comic to anyone who’ll listen

#guys that comic was so so good #okay so of course you’ve got twissy #but also #a big part of the plot revolves around unit and the delgado master #and missy impersonating the doctor to gain delgado!master’s trust #so you have threegado going on #but also missy flirting with another one of her past selves again while she’s doing a shitty impersonation of her boyfriend #BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE #river song shows up out of nowhere to save the day while missy’s pretending to be the doctor #so of course they flirt #then missy and delgado!master hop around their timelines to look for the macguffin #so we get a highlight reel of some of the gayest thoschei moments #including the tensimm junkyard tantrum and spydoc kneeling power play #So that makes uhhh #twissy #threegado #tensimm #spydoc #thoschei #best enemies #doctor who #missy doctor who #delgado!master #gomez!master #doctor who comics #twelfth doctor #it was also just a really good comic too #great art fun writing solid characterization #if you’re a fan of missy or thoschei definitely give it a try

[blood-injections]

This is what funkobra is btw

#weird guys that drag eachother around everywhere and sometimes are gay but not boyfriends. theyre best friends theyre just like that. #funkobra #ttlotfk #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days #kobra kid #fun ghoul

[resident-gay-bitch]

little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune

#idk i just think it’s funny #like james would find sirius when he’s struggling with money because he’s so bad at saving and prioritising his spendings because he’s never #had too before and so james would teach him how to do all that stuff and emotionally support sirius through it all and sirius just falls in #love with this beautiful guy who’s just so generous and who teaches him so many things and finds value in kindness and sincerity and #compassion and all that jazz and james falls in love with sirius helplessly because he might be stuck up and vein and kind of selfish and #is stuck up and cares all too much about status but he’s trying so hard to be better and he finds empathy because sirius got kicked out for #the worst reasons because he’s always been the black sheep of his highly cultist christian family or whatver and he’s also outwardly queer #and james decides that he wants to give sirius everything and loves the way he looks in expensive makeup and designer faux fur coats and #heels and divine jewellery and all that jazz but makes sirius sell it all and learn what it means to be human and not rely on money and #status and brands and stuff and sirius learns what it’s like to be decent and in touch with humanity and only then does james take sirius on #a surprise luxury holiday for his birthday or something and then just buys him thousands of dollars worth of all these glamorous looking #things and sirius is like omg what the fuck jamie and then he just becomes sirius’ sugar daddy because he can’t help himself but they’re #also in love and much better people because of it and when sirius buys things now it’s not because of brands or because they have big price #tags like he used too. he now buys things with james’ credit card he keeps in his own wallet because he thinks he’ll feel pretty in them or #because he thinks james will loose it if he sees sirius walking around in it or if he sees a really cute toaster that sends him into a #frenzy that has him spending all way too much on an impromptu kitchen renovation but james doesn’t care because as long as his boyfriend is #happy and actually paying attention to the price of things and calculating the best value and taking james’ opinion as well and just being #happy and safe and accepted in his new home and family here with his jamie #please i think they’d be so cute ugh!!! #prongsfoot #bambibelle #drabble #fic idea #marauders #james potter #sirius black #jay talks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sometimes I feel that Barnaby and Wally have this friendship like big bro/Lil bro, and Howdy being Barnabys bf has to put up with a lot of Wallys shenanigans for Barnaby (doesn't mind cause he also adores Wally I'm a big bro way)

i view them (as a trio) Similarly! though a little to the Left cause i don't view Barnaby & Wally's relationship as big/lil bro. rn to me they're very close friends - borderline queerplatonic! like... Wally is Barnaby's special little guy, yk?

so in my mind, in this trio, Wally's not exactly a. uh. third wheel to Barnaby/Howdy i suppose? oh this is difficult to translate into words - he's part of the relationship without being Part of it if that makes any sense? like of course he's gonna be With them a lot. Barnaby's not gonna be like "ok go do something else so i can make doe eyes at Howdy". that's his Little Buddy. they're gonna Include him as much as possible, i'd imagine. and i doubt Wally would mind being around while they flirt chat. he'd probably love being Barnaby's "wingman"

#and since its canon that all of the neighbors like wally - howdy would probably be delighted to have him around! #who wouldn't want to hang with him?? #honestly barnaby could probably show up to one of their dates w/ wally in tow #and howdy'd be like 'oh hi wally! joining us this evening? lets go then!' #honestly i view barnaby/howdy + wally similar to like #a married couple whose best friend lives with them #thats the best analogy i can think of atm #hes very involved in my mind. barnaby is extremely important to him yk? #i like to... muddy traditional relationships and Expected Dynamics #i find it interesting and a bit more real in a way? #like not every relationship - platonic or romantic - is gonna be clear cut or 'typical' #love & relationships are much more varied and nuanced than what is more often than not portrayed #plus idk it sorta rankles when i see platonic relationships sorta sidelined or viewed as something to be 'put up with' by the romantic side #theyre important! and platonic love is not Less than romantic love. its just... different. to the Left. #am i aromantic? i might be aromantic. maybe? idk. am i? hm. something for me to Not think about <3 #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #insert meme here of the three of them holding hands #picturing sally introducing them like: this is howdy & this is howdy's boyfriend barnaby & this is barnaby's best friend wally #to be very clear here i do not ship wally with anyone in the Least. like At All. i have thought and pondered on this a lot #hes so aroacepilled in my mind.... #and that only frees up space for him to get Funky with his relationships hell yeah you go little buddy #hes living my dream smh. in my head at least #the imaginings i have are Different from canon obviously #which is half the fun! #in canon i hope things get messy as hell. i hope it hurts me as well as the characters #i hope the dynamics i have in my head get dashed against the rocks and then decimated by ocean waves #i hope i can look back upon these posts and cackle evilly at my past self's naivety #future me i just Know you're having a delightfully painful time. enjoy <3 ill catch up eventually <3

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

crying laughing at the pre-canon headcanon that patricia honestly thought fabian was gay bc he didn’t seem into joy and simply was also the way he is, so she kept trying to gently break the news to joy

#she saw this nosy boy hanging around them and was like joy babe he’s not your boyfriend he’s our gay best friend #then nina shows up and she’s like ‘wait a damn minute’ #idk this came to me in a dream #house of anubis #fabian rutter

[keniaku]

some ppl me included like to joke abt how gojo and geto are so silly to call each other best friend when they're undeniably gay for each other but there truly is no other better way to describe them like anyone could be a boyfriend but it takes someone who knows u soul deep to be a best friend

#txt #tht platonic explanation post got me thinking ab this again like is there any other word for them but best friends? #i do nawt think a word as juvenile as boyfriend would do the job #i can call ppl my bf/gf/wife/etc but i don't fuck around w best friend if i call u mt best friend u live in my blood‼️ #<- guy who is very passionate about the term best friend #it's more powerful than ppl let on i think #anyway ok im normal again

[dragonsdendoodles]

Olive: *playing with an ice cream scoop*

Enoch: *steals the scoop* Come here, I’m gonna give you a lobotomy!

Olive, running: No!!!

Enoch, chasing her: GET OVER HERE, OLIVE!!!

Masterlist

#mphfpc #olive elephanta #enoch o'connor #source: an exchange between my boyfriend and dice i watched on drive through incredibly confused #followed by both of them sprinting around the back for a good two minutes #our manager literally just sighed and moved on that day she gave up on trying to figure us out #love you sophia you’re the best <3 thank you for putting up with our bullshit #incorrect mphfpc quotes

[alkibiadessuperfan]

struggling rn cause i wish i knew other lesbians irl to talk to or have as a rolemodel.

#my workplace is fun and while i do not have the impression they are homophobic they are all straight and #the girls my age there really always blocked off when talking about dating stuff even though thry ALWAYS tell me avout their tinder guys #is this queer loneliness?? #idk #i listen to yall really but every single day some guy from apps like😭 pls #and then to always block off when i start about girls and my dating life #ok i get it you are disgusted by me ig #ugh #but then they call you pet names and think yoh want smth or so #😭 im so sorry i needed to get this out somewhere #im feeling alone lowkey like i did in school when i wasnt out #but it will be better #when i see my friends again #and my best friend also has a boyfriend now which i am sooo happy about (he sounds wonderfullll!!!!!) #but can anyone around me not talk about dating men every day😮‍💨 #dont get me wrong i love you all and i am happy for you and will gladly listen but give me the same energy #rant #personal #lesbian #lgbtq

[kurokrisps]

Wait people actually think Jack's a good person I thought that was just a joke?

#allow me to be srs/ on my /hj #i doooont like what the fandom is turning out to beee #yes the non/dub-con makes me uncomfy but that just comes with the whole (gestures) territory #we can dance around the 'he does it cus he love you' junk for Eons that mug is still gonna be a cold blooded KILLER #thats its whole THING. #one of the things I've grown to love abt YanHorror is the unsavory territory writers tackle. #if someone takes on an unhealthy obsession with someone they gon do Some Shit #Y'all can't cherry pick this shit. even if ur OK with that content or pick a yes route #the mug will still do bad shit and it will still be Uncomfy to watch #Boyfriend To Death and POF i think handles this particular thing the best #makes me sqeamish as hell but the realness 👌 #anyway. if i have to wait around a year for a 25 dollar horror game that doesn't have horror bc y'all can't take when a bad person is Bad #I'll come into ur home and make you watch all seasons of AHS and other Ryan Murphy shit. ya get me? #sunny day jack

[gumm1defloor]

Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse I would want to see canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.

Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illnesses wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?

#and unlike the last one - they don't talk about the last one - #She likes how effortlessly confident Velvette is with everything she works with and how little she has to worry about their relationship #when she's around her #ofc the gradual loss of autonomy and general sense of self is a whole other thing and she definitely doesn't need to think about it ever- #-cause her stunningly hot drop-dead gorgeous filthy rich and famous girlfriend just designed her 10 new fashion lines for her new tour- #-without her even asking- #-and they're gonna live stream the best date she's ever going to have in the fanciest restaurant the pride rings has to offer. #she's never felt this adored & safe & content in satin knows how long she is getting herself trashed every other saturday and STILL #manages to look flawless for every magazine by morning #& Velvette tells her they look so hot together every time they take a selfie as she pulls her waist & face & hair & neck into her side #like she's ready to swallow her whole #they spoil each other with gifts & praises and shit talking ppl behind their back #and absolutely nothing between them ever went wrong #hazbin hotel shitposts #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #I remember having a headcannon that Velvette sends every single girl/boyfriend(toy) she has ever had to Valentino after she dumps them. #sometimes she'll even throw in a personal recommendation #Velvette is dead quiet about the breakup this time around #Valentino - for once in his life- knows better to ask #Verosika never came to pentegram city to do live shows since #angst #I suppose #which is probably all my 2 neurons are good for past 9 pm

[enigmasandepiphanies]

I think some of y'all (people in uni) were never 15 and read, "we accept the love we think we deserve" and sobbed while reading perks of being a wallflower and it shows

#gift giving is not a competition to some of us bestie #love is not conditional #dont make me overwhelmed by making our mutual friends bday a fucking competition #thank god her best friend also agrees and we are both her best friends so we know #but just why are people so #like this insecurity with love is so insane #people who want to see your love will see your love at the end of the day and if they don't keep being the lighthouse around please #anyway in other good news spoke to the cool batchmate i always wanted to talk more with and she was also like bro i love having convos with #you lets hangout and so we ate dinner walked and talked about history partition cultural stories my ex friend's bisexuality crisis which was #so similar to hers also takked about my cultural crisis family stories her firefly house urdu poetry her boyfriend my career pospects #so yayy i guess but so tired presentation was good prof questioned a lot cause he literally knows my source text authors its his friend in #uni and this girl said he'll take us out for drinks on last day of course so yayyyyyyy #my roomie and her bf constantly talk eh that is but i am gonna shower play my playlist till i sleep #today has been something but atleast i will have dinner with a new person tomorrow as well so yayyyy #life is just being very overwhelmed lately and i just hope people i love know that i love them and i am missing them even though #they live a floor above from me or live miles away too actually #eni life stories