#actual child damian wayne

[redsray]

Wayne gala but all of the batkids were forced to go so now they are SET on giving Bruce the biggest headache ever while also entertaining themselves. read: they have a bet going on who can have the most ridiculous headline in the paper the next morning. some honourable mentions include:

Bruce Wayne's (il?)legal Ward(?) Stephanie Brown Claims to 'Always Have at Least Three of Bruce's Wallets' on Her Person. (With Interview! "Always have to be prepared, y'know? S'not like he'll notice one is missing.")

Eldest Wayne Son Richard Grayson Seen Falling Face First Into the Chocolate Fountain at Recent Charity Gala: Proceeds to Get Back Up, Laugh it Off and Return Thirty Seconds Later Unphased. (With Bonus Interview! "My hair just falls back into place perfectly, even after exposed to melted chocolate 30 seconds beforehand.")

Jason Todd-Wayne's First Public (Official!) Appearance Since He Returned: Everything You Need to Know, From Claims of An Alien Kidnapping to Punching the Newly-Hired Bartender! (With Exclusive Interview: "He looked at Cass weird. Creep. Should send him to those aliens.")

Bruce Wayne's Youngest Damian Wayne Denies Bringing Mysterious Pets to Recent Gala; Allegedly Does Not Notice the Hoard of Animals Hidden Behind Him, Including a Cow. (With New Interview: "Pets? Here? Foolish. All of my pets are safely in their wing of the manor. Do not disrespect their name.")

Timothy Drake-Wayne and His Gala Experiences: Wayne Middle Child Is Caught Falling Asleep At Multiple Tables During the Charity Gala, Claims to 'Not Know What Sleep Is' When Asked. (Bonus Interview! "Sleeping? At tables? Please, I have some class. What even is sleep? Is this a new social custom I am unaware of?")

see also: Timothy Drake-Wayne Denies Ownership of Skateboard Placed Under Bruce Wayne's Chair Despite His Name Clearly Etched On the Back.

Bruce Wayne's Newest Ward Duke Thomas Accidentally Spills Punch On His Guardian; Proceeds to Make Wayne Thank Him Because 'That Suit Was A Fashion Disaster'. (With Exclusive Interview: "That suit looked like it was picked out by Dick. That's not a good thing. It looked better with punch spilt on it.")

Eldest Daughter of Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Reported Hiding Behind Each of Her Siblings in Succession Throughout the Recent Gala; When Asked, Each Sibling Denied Seeing The Young Woman. (With Added Interview: "Fun game. Hide and seek, with paparazzi. Fun to scare.")

#batfam #batman #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam shenanigans #wayne gala #bruce actually won btw #the next morning the headline was #gotham's starshine bruce wayne spotted talking to unfamiliar young boy at recent gala #new wayne child? the media asks. #another sibling for the wayne kids? #the kids cause an absolute uproar #the kid was billy btw #bruce asked him to come just to fuck with the kids and their bet #the media has no idea what steph is btw #shes just there ??? #their best guess is ward ??

[oifaaa]

People bring up the fact that Jason (might have) beaten up Tim that one time like it's the worst thing Jason did ignoring that he literally shoots Damian point blank in the chest all the offence in the world to tim but imo boy got off pretty easy

#dc #tim drake #jason todd #dc comics #damian wayne #damian al ghul #i say might have bc you know dream theory for the win bby #but yeah #suck it up tim #sorry falling asleep #and just thought about how funny it iw #is #that people treat tim like such a child in that scene #when hes ligit like 2 /3 years younger then jason #but dont have nothing to say #about jason actually shooting a child #anyway i love villain jason #wish he did fucked up things again

[webshood]

headcanon that jason sometimes hates his height, because he's too big

like he'll try to lay his head on duke's lap bc duke likes to brush/braid/play with hair, but he's so tall that his legs hang out of the sofa and his shoulders are too broad compared to duke's thighs so his neck has to be in a slightly bended angle

he has to sit on the floor so alfred is able to cut his hair every month

finding clothes is a burden bc he's a large man so xl should be his go to, but he has a hourglass, so sometimes it's tight on the shoulders/chest area but too loose on the waist, or the clothes fit on his shoulders and chest, but they shrink when he puts them on and suddenly he's wearing a crop top. pants are a nightmare of their own, he doesn't wear a lot of jeans bc he has thick thighs, but a small waist and he hates loose jeans bc you walk around with half your ass out

he sometimes forgets he's a big guy now, so he'll hug Cass and end up squishing her a little too much, she says it's okay, but he always feels a little guilty

when he's in civies in the streets, women and children are more wary of him, he'll be crossing a street and people will avoid crossing his path, more often than not he notices children hiding behind their mothers or any less threatening adult, and these are the demographic of people he tries to protect the most, so it hurst a little to be avoided by them

if he's out with damian or cass, people will often approach them "discreetly" asking if they need any help, talking to damian in condescending tones asking if the big man with him is his parent, damian often gives them the stink eye, but cass usually grabs his arm and says: "he's little brother !"

if he's out with steph at a club or something and he's scolding her for accepting a drink from a stranger or talking a little more loudly so she can hear him, bartenders will ask if she needs a special drink and jason almost got into a fight once with a dumb fool that was trying to defend her from him

#jason todd #dc comics #red hood #stephanie brown #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfam #batfamily #this is actually me projecting the fact that im too big to fit sofas and my parents to small for me to do the things i did as a child #my dad is old and a wheelchair user i can't climb on his back anymore. mom is short and petite i accidentally squish her a lot

[qcomicsy]

Do I find Damian incredible annoying? Yes Will I fight every single motherfucker who resumes his entire character to violent and 'bad'? Also Yes.

#I don't know how many times I'm going to repeat myself but this is a goddamn child soldier getting repeatedly traumatize #in a family that has so many chaos that he always feels the need to prove himself in the terms he was taught #i didn't give a fuck what Damian does thats the responsibility of his father until he actually becomes responsible to his actions #and dc comics literally bought him out of nowhere just to shit on him and then repeatedly try to get rid of him for no fucking reason #Damian goin off as a way of getting Batman emotional damage it's actually very stupid dc you tried the same shit with jason in this last #ten years and not even then anybody liked #few things makes me more unreasonable piss off than batman letting his kids get away from him and then act like they don't need him #he did te same shit with dick but at least dick had the titans #this whole shit with Damian is making me read with my eyes while my hands are dialing the cps #Batman come get your fucking children your useless middle age man #bruce hate hours #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne

[stormikitty]

I desperately need to see pictures of Danny and Damian enjoying childish things with a caption like "let your inner child heal" or the quote from Jazz's bumper sticker, "have you hugged your inner child today?", or something like that. I need to see them surrounded by squish mallows and a Stitch plushie and watching cartoons and making a pillow fort and stuff like that.

#I'll try to draw it myself if I have to #but I need to see that more clearly than the vague foggy picture in my head. #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc comics #danny fenton #damian wayne #deadserious #dead serious #neither of them got to actually have a childhood #they should get to make up for that lack of childhood together #the inner child needs to heal and to be let out #i might try to draw this myself #but someone else is more than welcome to draw it too #y'all can probably draw better than i can #does this count as a prompt? #dp x dc prompt #?

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #25

Vlad is usually pretty bad at dealing with humans on a personal level. good thing cats aren’t people.

after his plans for the Fentons fell through, Vlad put all his energy into his cat, Maddie. soon, cats took over his personal life and he had a small army of furry companions. but since there were only so many cats he could take care of himself, he started funding animal shelters. and the most underfunded shelters happened to be in one Gotham city.

He didn’t plan on the Wayne child also volunteering undercover at shelters, or beginning to see him as more of a son. Maybe it just took someone just as bad at dealing with people as him to start feeling human again.

or- the redeemed animal shelter volunteer Vlad that nobody but my brain asked for.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #writing prompt #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #writing #vlad plasmius #damian wayne #crazy cat man and the child that would adopt all the animals #and they were friends #just two characters bonding over animals being easier to deal with than people #astounding levels of social awkwardness #vlad tries but badly #damian also tries but not well #maddie the cat and titus get along like a house on fire #vlad’s entire house is just a huge cat sanctuary #you wouldn’t think any person actually lives there #the sad man with all the cats

[fantastic-nonsense]

girl I'm obssessed with you making Duke a son of Athena in your PJO AU. I know you said in the tags that you were keeping the rest of the Batfam's godly parents secret but are there any other parents you're okay with revealing?

oh lol, I was just being funny and cagey for no reason. I don't actually mind saying who the Batfam's godly parents are in this AU:

Bruce: Athena

Dick: Hermes

Barbara: Hephaestus (...probably. I'm still on the fence)

Jason: Nemesis

Tim: Apollo

Steph: Ares

Helena: Poseidon or Hades (I still haven't decided yet, but I'm leaning towards Poseidon)

Cassandra: Nike

Damian: double legacy of Athena (Bruce) and Aphrodite (Talia)

Duke: Athena

There's layers upon layers of reasons I've sorted everyone where I have, all of which are based solidly in canon and most of which will be explored in the fic. Some of them were extremely easy to sort. A few of them required several hours of thought. But everyone is now sorted where I genuinely think they'd be if they existed in the PJO verse and were demigods.

#I did genuinely think about making Dick an Apollo child btw. if only for a reason to insert Dick canonically playing guitar into a fic #but I kept thinking about it and kept thinking about it and went 'no he's a Hermes kid actually' #(also Selina does not get her own section but she's a legacy of Hermes) #pjo #percy jackson #batman #batfam #my writing #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #helena bertinelli #asks #batfam pjo au

[ciel-em]

The batfamily has so many kids. Are there any fics that shake them up and roll them out in whatever order?

I know there's reverse robins fics but they aren't the mood. I'm thinking of something like where the order is:

Duke, Cass, Damian, Tim, Dick, Jason

I want Tim and Dami to have middle sibling solidarity. They would be absolutely TERRIBLE together. I also think Jason deserves youngest sibling status. He'd be Duke's favorite after what the last three put him through lol lmao

And to bring in the angst, you can have Jason still be the first death in the family. The guilt that'll eat away at them for not being able to save him

#the bats would be fun in whatever combination they're put in #Cass being the youngest makes me want to go feral #oldest sibling Tim is hilarious #he'd have to be an actual role model #Dick being the middle child that others always assume is the youngest #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas

[benbamboozled]

I just.

Have to take a second.

*breathes*

Whew, okay, so…

THEY’RE THE SAME.

They’re not a scale, or a continuum. They’re not two points on the same line

They’re a mirror.

This is an important distinction!

And, building on that…

I think, the thing is…

(As much as I hate to say it…)

Jason Todd needed Dick Grayson: Batman.

Jason needed him the same way Bruce did.

(And the same way Damian did.)

Instead, he got Bruce Wayne: Disaster Man.

Sources are Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #100, and Nightwing Annual 2021

#and then he got dead. #hate to say it because I am…*not* a fan of Dickbats. #i love how Bruce’s Robin track record is— #Dick Grayson: Success! (fired) #Jason Todd: Murdered #Tim Drake: Life completely disintegrated on every level (fired) #Stephanie Brown: Murdered #Damian Wayne: Murdered #but no—it’s the *Robins* who are the problem! #where’s that one panel of ‘this from the guy who’s gone through four Robins?’ #at some point we have to study the common denominator… #comic panels #i have more feelings about Jason’s anger being treated as unjustified and *troubling*… #while Bruce’s anger is treated as completely justified and *troubling* (cool)… #even though it is *more* justified for an actual child to go ‘too far’ than a grown-ass adult man. #ANYWAY

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Thinking abt the YA getting stranded in the DCU (interdimensional fugitives? The mother parasite part 2?) and the Batfam keeping tabs on them because where the FUCK did they come from

Anyway one of the Batboys tailing Kate (she doesn't notice obvs they are PROFESSIONALS) only to wind up face first against a brick wall or with a sword at their throat.

And at first I thought "not Damian obviously she'd have the sword too high" before I realized how absolutely hilarious this would be. They've been parkouring on the roofs of Gotham and Damian knows if he turns right up ahead he'll be able to cut her off--

Before skidding to a stop right before a sword touches his neck. He's mad, and impressed, and also pouting.

"Why are you following me?"

Damian blinks wide innocent eyes at her. "I thought we were playing the game tag. Why would you draw a weapon on me, a sweet innocent child? What harm could I possibly do to you?"

Damian is not scared btw he has five different ways to disarm her and take control of the situation and he hasn't even really started thinking about it. So he's mostly just seeing what she does.

"You're full of shit," she says, sheathing her sword. Damian's a little disappointed, he kind of wanted to take a closer look at it after disarming her. "I know murderous eleven year olds, and you are a murderous eleven year old."

"I'm ten, actually."

"My bad."

She smirks at him. Smirks! Age related flattery, done on purpose. Perhaps she's smarter than he initially thought.

"Why are you carrying a sword?"

"Why are you doing parkour on rooftops?" She shoots back.

"Why are you?"

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

They glare at one another. An impasse.

"Why'd the other ones send you?"

"Other ones?"

"Yeah. The tank, the pretty boy, and the coffee one. They're all older than you."

"I don't know who you're talking about."

"Mmm-hmm." The sound buzzes through her lips, disbelieving. "The fact that you surveil in what are basically shifts is just a coincidence. Naturally."

anyway Damian might actually disarm her at some point. they may rescue some kittens. By the time Bruce gets to the emergency vet, Kate has taught Damian what "ride or die" is and they're besties for life

#kate bishop #hawkeye #young avengers #damian wayne #batfam #dc brainrot #fr fr damian trying to set up kate and bruce is so fucking funny to me #an au au au #anyway he's pivotal in getting dick and kate together #billy: kate did you just. did you just recruit that child #kate: look he was already a vigilante!!!! #teddy: he can't even drive!!! #damian: i mean actually-- #david: not!! the!!! point!!!

[virgilisspidey]

DAMIAN???????

D A M I A N??????

OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?!

YOU'RE A BUNDLE LF JOY BUT WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE WHAT OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE BUT WHAT THE

He cute tho

#But you gotta admit his design is better than most official ones that make him look white like he actually looks like Talia's kid as well #the premise of the whole thing is adorable tho but no robin so that means NO BRUCE WAYNE ADOPTION ADDICTION #NO BATFAM #technically still batfam but like WHERE IS HIS OLDER BROTHERS #I WONT STAND FOR THIS ROBIN ERASURE #ALSO IF NO ROBIN THEN NO DICK GRAYSON #IF NO DICK GRAYSON NO BATMAN AND ROBIN #IF NO ROBIN NO JASON TODD #IF NO JASON TODD NO TIM DRAKE #DAMIAN IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN ONLY CHILD WHERE ARE THEY #batman #damian wayne #dc

[leafyforreal]

another fun angst potential that i don't see enough in fic is the fact that dick initially doesn't even like damian. he gives the "go ahead" to make damian robin, but it's initially alfred's idea! dick is grudgingly mentoring a kid that he doesn't even like and i need people to make more fics about this because the angst potential for both him AND damian once he realizes that he DOES care about damian (hopefully under whumpy circumstances muahaha) is literally gold. AND EVEN BETTER IF DAMIAN IS AWARE

#me staring so hard at a ten year old fictional child: what if like you were really sad and lonely and your kinda older brother hated you and #your dad was dead and your other kinda older brothers also hated you and you've been brainwashed since a child by your super fucked up #grandfather but actually you're an adorable child who loves animals and art and wants to have friends your own age but you have no idea how #to do that so you become robin because if people won't love you at least they will respect you but then you get kidnapped and tortured #fucked up all of your training and you're going to get fired or sent back to your grandfather or maybe no one is even going to show up but #then your older brother saves you and you don't understand #SCREAMS #DAMIAN WHUMP PLS!!! #damian wayne #listen i love jason & damian bc they are a criminally underused dynamic in the comics BUT #dick and damian ARE used in the comics and there's still sooo little fanfic about them #that isn't 'dick is damian's pseudo dad' which i personally don't care for #I JUST WANT FUN WHUMP WITH THEM

[the-batacombs]

I had totally forgotten about the Bruce Wayne -- Ibn al Xu'ffasch -- Mar'i Grayson family circle in Kingdom Come.

#they all sit together at the MLF meetings and it's kind of sweet #Bruce says afterwards that Ibn al Xu'ffasch is still knee-deep in the League of Assassins mindset but they're also quite subtly friendly #in the background scenes #KC Batman actually feels like one of the few big-power future interpretations we see that lets Bruce's moral compass be correct #I'm not super familiar with Elsewords so I'm sure there are others #but the Batman-WILL-be-lost-in-the-tragedy and Batman-is-an-abysmal-communicator-to-the-point-of-child-neglect both feel like #very modern interpretations #anyway with the upcoming KC WF issues I would love for Dick and Bruce to be confronted with the fact that their kids are together #it's just strange enough for comics #world's finest #superman #batman #robin #dick grayson #damian wayne #mar'i grayson #kingdom come #robin i #robin v

[sadlybeans]

They Speak and I don’t Listen

A small drabble of a damijon AU

Once, two young kids met in an unusal way, reluctant allies at first, inseparable friends after, and hopelessly in love last. Damian Wayne, son of The Batman, and Jonathan Kent, son of Superman… heirs to two of the greatest superheroes on Earth, destined to be together, to have a normal life with their children and be happy.

But that future— it hasn’t happened yet.

It might never happen.

It will never happen… because he had ruined it.

—————

Mortimer Richard Wayne, Mor-El, was the first grandson in the family to both of his parents’ sides, something they all still joke— joked about as the youngest sons were the ones to marry and have a kid first. Quarter kryptonian, full meta-human nature that came from his biological mother’s side.

From the first moment he was a blessing, a breath of fresh air. He was treasured and loved, and so his fathers chose to give him a normal life far away from the pain and sacrifice that they grew up in, without arduous training and long patrol hours. He would have everything he ever wished for from his doting grandparents, spoiled by his aunts and uncles— his life was perfect.

But, children don’t always know what they have.

How many times can you say no before they turn their back and sneak away to touch what you forbade without you know it? They knew that and so they decided it was best that he grabbed their hands as he stepped into the harsh unforgiving world, instead of facing it on his own.

And he was good, very good. He came from a family that could do it all in his eyes and he learnt their ways to be the best, to make them proud.

He just wanted that.

To have their love and admiration.

—————

See, even by being aliens, kryptonians can’t perform miracles and reproduce between the same sex. In fact, it might be extremely difficult and rare to reproduce with a human successfully… Damian and Jon tried many times, and loss after loss they thought that perhaps it wasn’t in their path to have a child of their own blood.

Meta-humans on the other hand, seem to be a little more compatible, their bodies more resilient to hold a kryptonian child.

They were never really sure Mor would inherit anything from the surrogate, but once it started to show the boundaries were clear; nothing out of supervision. No powers until he could handle them.

—————

Falling over an accidental portal is the least of your concerns when you drop in the middle of a huge battle.

At first he didn’t know what happened, not until many hours later when he realised his fall had prevented his grandfather from striking the enemy, prolongating the battle for a few more hours.

Without Superman, the wedding had been postponed by a day and it was no big deal, it was a small private ceremony anyways.

Except…

Except Damian Wayne and Jonathan Kent married just a day before The Procedure. The day they married… it was supposed to be the day Mortimer Richard Wayne was conceived.

And this mattered because the young sixteen year old child hadn’t dropped into a new universe at all.

#damijon #jondami #damian wayne #jonathan kent #damijon child oc #batfam oc #batfam #mentioned batmam #mentioned superman #au #minor angst #honestly idk why i decided to post this #nor do i know if i will continue it #actually i may not because its unlikely many people will see it lol #anyways yeah hope you enjoy

[strunmah-mah]

This post has me thinking things. So if Terry parent’s actually were assassinated when he was a kid, that would make him about nine in this verse. To match when Bruce was when his parents were killed. Given the age gap between Terry and Matt, if he exists yet he would be a literal actual baby.

So Damian takes custody. And as the successful mayor of Lazarus Island, the retirement community for former child soldiers, he is more than capable of handling the grieving angry mess that is Terry. But Matt? Damian is out of depth. What does one do with a baby?

Enter Jason. A Jason who has been missing since the events of Task Force Z (because screw Gotham, that boy needs a vacation), somehow hearing about his new two youngest brothers (through Talia probably), breaks into Damian’s apartment to see him panicking and proceeds to give a lecture and demonstration on how to properly care for an infant. Damian is baffled, “WTF Jason, where did you come from? Why do you know how to do this? Is there a baby Red Hood somewhere we need to talk about?”

#dc #damian wayne #matt mcginnis #terry mcginnis #jason todd #even in stories that aren't about him my jason simp is showing #it's a bad habit i know #but also i think this senario is very funny #i might actually have to end up writing this #i promis I won't make jason a main character #the focus would be damina matt and terry #but damian's an adult now #he's had a character arc #he can ask his family for help with child care

[arabian-batboy]

How would you like to see an Oracle/Damian team up? I don't believe they worked together all that often before the new 52 hence my curiosity.

He probably has the 2nd least amount of interactions with her out of the Batfamily after Cassandra.

They did just have a nice team-up in DC vs Vampires that I really enjoyed and I felt like it captured both of their characters really well, my only complaint is that they kinda made Barbara a little too immature/quick-to-anger for me (like ma'am, were you seriously about to fist-fight a boy old enough to be your son?) but she was Batgirl in that, so it doesn't count, if we're talking about her as Oracle though then its kinda tricky.

Damian is a really prideful and independent kid that doesn't like his hand held, so I don't imagine him enjoying Oracle speaking to him in his ear or asking for her assistance during missions. He will probably be stubborn enough to drive to the Batcave, search the Batcomputer for certain files then drive back to the crime-scene instead of asking Oracle to do a quick 5-minutes research. The only exception for that might be him using her as a messenger between himself and others, so he might ask her things like: "tell my father not to interfere with my mission, I can handle it on my own!" or "Timothy hit his head hard during a fight, call someone to pick him up and give him first-aid because I'm not doing that."

As for Oracle, I'm not the biggest Barbara-expert, but I think she will rather not give herself a headache by butting-heads with him and simply just go with the flow while working with him, basically going "fine, do you kid, whatever floats your boat I guess" while still keeping an eye on him, so she can interfere in case he was in a really dangerous situation by calling others to come and give him back-up or by sending him informations for an escape route.

#basically it makes sense for them to not have much of a relationship #they don't have a lot in common and they have the biggest age gap between any Batkids #but if they actually bothered writing Babara as a mature 30-something woman then I think she might play a more nurturing to him #similar to how she was with Cass #except instead of a silent assassin child its a sassy assassin child with a shakespeare-like vocabulary #Damian Wayne #Barbara Gordon