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Oliver Otto x Reader

To start this off. Ik many people think that Oliver is gay, which is alright and people are allowed to think whatever they want! Me personally, I don't really give him a label. But I do think he likes girls, since he's shown much interest in them. I do not mean any harm with this post! If you do not like it- please just scroll away 💕

But anyway, again I will still be writing Pablo Gavi x Reader. I'm just watching American House Wives rn and am obsessed with Oliver lol

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You and your family just moved to WestPort. Your father was a famous author while your mom was the ceo of a famous book company- matched made in heaven. You were an only child, their only daughter. And in a whole new country.

In the first week of your family moving your mom and Katie became besties, your dad and Gregg became friends. But you? You felt so alone. Everyone else seemed to be snobby. You didn't like them- you weren't raised like a WestPort kid.

Your family was going to the Ottos house, they invited you to their home for a barbeque. " and young lady, you better not be on your phone or reading the whole time we're there! " your mother warned and you sighed, you really missed home and didn't wanna be around WestPort type people.

Thankfully the Ottos weren't those snobby WestPort people, but you still wanted to be alone. Taylor tried talking to you, and you two did have a conversation. " what sports are you into? " Taylor asked, but before you could respond Oliver started to insult his sister, " all sports are useless they're to get into college. You're just wasting your time. " he said and you rolled your eyes.

" actually, that's not true. What's more important is experience." you corrected him, when you made eye contact with him you had to hold back a smile, he's so cute.

Oliver was going to give you a response before Taylor stopped his comment. " you dress so... Let me dress you!! " she started to beg. You sighed and nodded, " mom, me and Taylor are going to our place to try on clothes." you told your mom, but Katie demanded that you bring Oliver too.

At your place, Taylor went through your closest. " you have really cute clothes! Why don't you wear them?" Taylor asked. " because WestPort kids don't." you sighed sitting on three bed. Oliver stood against the wall, looking around your room.

(See below for the outfit + hair Taylor chose for you)

When Oliver saw you, he smiled. Taylor noticed and her jaw dropped abit- Oliver wasn't being a bitch? What's going on!

Oliver coughed to signal to his sister to stop being weird. You smiled back at Oliver. " you're in my English, aren't you?" you asked looking at him. He nodded and chuckled, " don't forget, also in your biology." you nodded and laughed, " almost forgot."

Taylor went to ' go to the bathroom '- aka give you two some time to talk. " why'd you move to WestPort? You seem like you hate it. " Oliver asked. You sighed, " my parents wanted to expand their business from (your country) to the states too. And here, we can make connections. Everyone loves it here but me." you sighed again. Oliver sat next to you, " trust me. It gets better."

The next day at school, you wore another outfit Taylor recommend for you. (See pictures below) You didn't have any friends, so you walked in alone. You got alot of attention. You weren't wearing skinny jeans that cost $300 with some ugly expensive grandma sweater. You were wearing a Pinterest type outfit that probably cost you $20, excluding the shoes.

You were getting attention from the girls, more of them questioning you. But the boys? They liked your outfit. Yawning, you walked to your class, you could feel peoples eyes on you and you hated it.

Oliver watched you walk in. " isn't she pretty? " he heard one of the guys say and Oliver nodded. Cooper nudged his shoulder, " ceo and successful writers daughter right? Perfect for your mission. " he teased, but Oliver wasn't listening; all his focus was on you.

In English, it was a pair assignment. Cooper wasn't in his class, so nobody interrupted his plan to ask yo- who the hell is that? Some WestPort snobby guy was asking you to be his partner. " so darling, you do the work my dad will do m- " the guy was proposing his idea until you interrupted, " I'd rather get hit by a car." which seemed to annoy him. You looked over at Oliver and smiled, giving him the confidence to ask you to be his partner.

" You? Me? Working together? What do you think? " Oliver said sitting next to you. You smiled and nodded, " I'd like that. We can go to my place after school? Since I've been to yours already " you chuckled and he did as well, " I've always wondered what the house of a ceo and writer looks like. " he said making you laugh.

You lived in one of the larger houses in WestPort. Oliver was checking out the place, amazed, it was a gorgeous house. You sighed, " sorry it's not very fun.." . " it's amazing!! " Oliver basically screamed, hearing an echo. You shook your head but chuckled, " it looks nice.. But it's lonely " Oliver listened to your words, " yeah, like cooper.. " he said, sighing to keep talking " but hey, you'll make plenty of friends." he said smiling, making you smile.

You looked at him, " wanna see all the useless and expensive crap I have? " he nodded repeatedly, " umm yeah! " and his reaction made you laugh. Going into one room, " this is where my dad keeps these random glass statues. " going on into another, " my moms old coats, boringggg " and then finally, " my records and record players " you said, going into the room next to your room.

In your room, you two started your group project. Your project would last for half the school year- a massive school project.

But the two of you started to get really close during the time. He was your friend friend in WestPort, other than Taylor.

" so I was thinking, we hang out. My place. " Oliver proposed the idea to you. You nodded, " yeah sure, I'll bring the study stu- " you were saying until Oliver intrupred. " no no. No books. Just you and me. Hanging out." he clarified. You smiled and felt you cheeks go light red, " I'd like that." you told him, making him smile too.

You two went up to his room later that day. You sat on his bed, " sooo, what we doin?" you asked him. He looked at you, a little panicked, " what are we doing?" he repeated and you looked confused.

" you have no plan? "You said and then laughed at the lack of response. You weren't laughed at him, you were laughing because it was sweet. You got up," wanna see what we just got at my place? " and Oliver nodded, so you took him to your place to show him.

Your parents got in a massive library. You ran to one of the shelves, grabbing the ladder and climbing up, " there's a book in here that reminded me of you!!" you yelled, looking for the book. By ' reminded ' you meant ' I specifically asked for this book, to give to you. ' hey, that's how girls work.

You came back down to him with a book, before you could speak Oliver already took the words out of your mouth, " how did you know I wanted this book!? " well maybe not exactly what you'd say, just rearrange it.

You nodded, " thought you'd like it." you gave it to the brunette. " you can have it." And you both smiled. Oliver coughed, " I was wondering if tomorrow, you and me, alone, go out somewhere. No studying, but this time I'll have a plan.." he said, fidgeting with the corners of the book.

You smiled and nodded, " I'd like that.." Oliver was trying to ask you on a date, Taylor said that he should.. " she likes you! " Taylor yelled at Oliver. " but how do i ask her? If I ask her to go out- she'll assume it's got studying! " Oliver argued. Taylor laughed, " then ask her to go out alone, and mention no study. And people call me dumb." Taylor scoffed.

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I hope you enjoyed!! <3

Ik this is all over the place- but I actually had fun writing this.

For the people who asked to be tagged in a oliver otto x reader post: @y4sm1nsstuff @animesimp3456 @hunterluvr

#american housewives #oliver otto x reader #oliver otto #literally I'm the only one who wanted this

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haveyouseenthisseries-poll · 6 months

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#tv shows #tv series #polls #desperate housewives #teri hatcher #eva longoria #marcia cross #2000s series #us american series #have you seen this series poll

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semioticapocalypse · 5 months

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Harry Benson. American Soldiers and Glasgow Housewives. Glasgow, Scotland. 1961

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sapphiccharacterstournament · 7 months

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Canon Sapphic Characters Tournament Bracket 5 Round 1 Masterpost

Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale) vs Monet de Haan (Gossip Girl)

Millie Harcourt (The Bletchley Circle) vs Emily Grace (Murdoch Mysteries)

Ashley Davies (South of Nowhere) vs Cassie Ainsworth (Skins)

Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs Amanita Caplan (Sense8)

Raelle Collar (Motherland: Fort Salem) vs Tituba (Salem)

Tara Jones (Heartstopper) vs Lake Meriwether (Love, Victor)

Zelda Spellman (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) vs Sarah Bishop (A Discovery of Witches)

Ilana Wexler (Broad City) vs Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine)

Siuan Sanche (The Wheel of Time) vs Ellaria Sand (Game of Thrones)

Allie Novak (Wentworth) vs Bibi Garvey (Bad Sisters)

Lupe García (A League of Their Own) vs Nico (Vida)

Katherine Mayfair (Desperate Housewives) vs Shelly Lambert (Minx)

Gigi Ghorbani (The L Word: Generation Q) vs Kate (One, Mississippi)

Logan Rawlings (Young & Hungry) vs Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Building)

Maggie (Good Omens) vs Bilquis (American Gods)

Alice Pieszecki (The L Word) vs Alice Jones (Once Upon a Time)

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elliebartlets · 9 months

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#polls #tv shows #tv show poll #the west wing #tww #the americans #fx the americans #txf #the x files #gilmore girls #veronica mars #friday night lights #desperate housewives #parenthood #non comedy edition btw #I could’ve added others but all of these shows had a specific hold on me when I first watched them #DH was the first “adult” show I watched when I was 8 and it truly rewired my brain chemistry #the west wing and the americans also rewired my brain. really showed me how tv should be written and executed.#yes I tagged all the shows and I’m not sorry. I want ppl to see this and vote bc tv is very important to me!!!

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pissmoon · 3 months

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I dont understand why these swifty girly girl bimbo 'feminists' spend so much time and energy on video essays on why hypergamy is actually valid in response to angry incels who cry about golddiggers on husbands money rather than.... pointing out that while housework is still work its not like every married woman alive is a housewife and man is the only breadwinner in the family?? Are we talking about 19th century or something??? Honestly being raised in a household where my mom made more money than my dad this discourse feels like some type of alternative reality to me like how out of touch are both sides here to act like majority of women are housewives in the first place why are we even discussing it like its a norm in 2024 lmfao

#are they all rich or what.....#who can even AFFORD their mom not working like.......#given that its americans mostlu is usa rly THAT different from europe.....#like all housewives i knew had rich husbands no one mid class can afford that lifestyle here lmfao #and as i grew up families where wife made more than husband werent that uncommon in the first place?

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tricornonthecob · 5 months

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I know I know I gotta do s2 of LK but I wanted to do this instead

Felicity Steals An Entire Fucking Horse: The Movie (2005)

pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt5 pt6 pt7 pt8 pt9

Warner Brothers hittin' that renown TV-Movie quality with Microsoft Word 2003 typefaces

I don't think she stole this horse in particular, but they never explain its backstory, so I'd like to believe all the Merriman horses are lifted.

this is such a horsegirl movie, she says, as a horsegirl.

stfu Nan.

They sit astride local small business owners

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty sure Rose is enslaved, are we ever gonna address the slavery in the room in this movie, orrrrrrrrr.......

The series of expressions this actress makes here are phenomenal also guess we're not gonna address the slavery in the room.

I meannnn.... are you the one doing all the work here, Mrs. Merriman??? Or just taking the credit.

The Notable Housewives of The Greater Hampton Roads Area

Nan, you fucking narc, don't you know the first rule of The Notable Housewives of The Greater Hampton Roads Area?? Snitches are bitches!

Grandpa Enslaver comin' in hot with the "IDGAF, Nan"

Mrs. Merriman is not impressed with her firstborn.

lookit all those living history actors just chatterin' away, I wonder if they got paid extra that day.

Ed Merriman, Walgreens manager.

What can you get at Ed's, you say? Well, come on down! We got:

fabric lifted straight from the Jo-Ann's off rte 321,

Various science experiments,

Unsorted wooden tools, ominously unlabeled tins, bike chain with a bazillion locks we can't cut off, definitely NOT acrylic vases, a concerning age gap for fanfic writers to overcome in some way, brushies, and HELLA sponges from the Jo-Anns off rte 321,

Whiskey of course,

two (2) hatchets in the Olde Timey candy aisle, aforementioned Olde Timey candy, someone's grandma's copper kettle, a concerning lack of stupid heartthrob curtain bangs, wooden spoons, ramekins that probably definitely did not come from Target, and tin jugs (more whiskey??,)

Tea,

And, of course, This Bitch.

Rude (but statistically probable)

This is some Jane Austen dialogue.

Felicity: "...Yes. Good, you can pay attention to things."

#tricorn on the cob watches Felicity and makes inane commentary #tricorn watches #The Notable Housewives of The Greater Hampton Roads Area #Felicity #Felicity Merriman #american girl dolls #amrev #american revolution #Mrs. Merriman is Unimpressed #Nan are you a cop you gotta say if you're a cop #Williamsburg #Virginia #colonial williamsburg #Felicity: An American Girl Adventure #Felicity Steals An Entire Fucking Horse

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brits-in-briefs · 2 years

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Jesse Metcalfe

#jesse metcalfe #briefs #actor #desperate housewives #american #the masked dancer uk

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tabney2023 · 10 months

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Lisa Vanderpump Pretty in Pink. Vanderpump Rules. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, California.

#lisa vanderpump #vanderpumprules #real housewives #beverly hills #california #bravo tv #the real housewives of beverly hills #rhobh #pretty in pink #pink moodboard #american culture #american fashion #working women #fashionista #luxury living #lifestyle

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redcarpet-streetstyle · 8 months

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#denise richards #red carpet #fashion #American Humane Dog Awards #rhobh #the real housewives of beverly hills

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fav-central · 2 years

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federer7 · 2 years

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American Soldiers and Glasgow Housewives, Glasgow, Scotland, 1961

Photo: Harry Benson

#harry benson #american soldiers #Glasgow #Housewives #scotland #1961

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goodegrrrl · 2 years

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Random TV Shows

that I love and have rewatched because I’m stuck in a hospital 🥲 (in no specific order)

1. Ratched

This will forever be my favorite show. Sarah Paulson as Mildred Ratched just made me so, so happy. And the aesthetic just blew me away. THE COLORS.

2. Castle

I loved this show so much until all the drama with Nathan Fillion happened. That just ruined the show for me. But let me just say - Stana Katic is phenomenal. I actually got to meet her on set and she was the sweetest soul.

3. Bones

Such a comfort show. I love them all. I didn’t like the whole pregnancy and running away stuff but well.. you win some, you lose some.

4. Desperate Housewives

Absolutely amazing. I love this show (and the hot women!)

5. Modern Family

I started watching this one because we had a class on tv in college. I was hooked after one episode. Such a sweet show with so many important messages.

6. Rizzoli & Isles

In my head they’re together.

7. Grey’s Anatomy

This show is my home base. The first show I was ever obsessed with and now watching it feels like a warm home cooked meal.

8. Orange is the new Black

I LOVED this show when it first came out. So much that I dyed my hair black because I thought that it’d make me as hot as Alex.

9. Parks & Rec

Leslie Knope will forever be my spirit animal. This show makes me feel like I’m being wrapped in a warm blanket.

10. American Horror Story & American Crime Story Impeachment

I mean my whole tumblr is filled with that show. Coven will forever be my safe place!

And I know it’s two shows but I just had to mention ACS because of how good Lady Paulson was in it!

OTHERS

11. Jack & Jill

I remember my mom watching that show when I was supposed to be in bed. I was allowed to stay with my parents downstairs but only if I didn’t face the TV and actually tried to sleep. Which I never did. Loved Sarah Paulson ever since.

12. Body of Proof

Honestly I just watched that one because it has Dana Delany and she’s super hot.

13. Suits

It still hurts my soul to even think about that show. It’s just so good and the only show with a heterosexual couple that I absolutely love and adore. I miss this show every single day.

14. Sex and the City

A childhood favorite and I am actually embarrassed about how many times I’ve rewatched it.

15. Friends

I have rewatched this one a million times. Probably every single year since it first aired.

I tag @chl0writes & @paulsonsratched

#friends #suits #body of proof #sex and the city #jack & jill #american horror story #american crime story #parks and rec #orange is the new black #rizzoli and isles #greys anatomy #castle #ratched #modern family #bones #desperate housewives

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randamhajile · 1 year

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baked an exceptionally good apple pie today. Im trad now

#an apple pie so good the spirits of american housewives suddenly course through you

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news-tey · 2 years

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'Bad Sisters' and the Wrath of Women Without Any Options

‘Bad Sisters’ and the Wrath of Women Without Any Options

There’s something about John Paul Williams, the deceased nucleus of the new Apple TV+ show Bad Sisters, played with gleeful intensity by the Danish actor Claes Bang. Bang’s typical role is a thinking person’s toxic crush; he simmers with intellectual self-satisfaction in the art-world satire The Square and indulges in casual fratricide and a spot of naked, fiery volcano-side wrestling in the…

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suchananewsblog · 1 year

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‘RHONY’ star Jenna Lyons: ‘Everyone was surprised’ when Lizzy quit

“Real Housewives of New York City” beginner Jenna Lyons was shocked when former co-star Lizzy Savetsky bowed out of the Bravo show. “I feel everybody was stunned,” the previous J. Crew government, 54, informed Page Six solely on the American Museum of Natural History Gala in New York City earlier this week. “I feel, you understand, it’s a sophisticated state of affairs, however I’m actually,…

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#american museum of natural history #bravo #jenna lyons #real housewives #real housewives of new york #reality stars #reality tv

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