#and I totally failed that

[pencil-for-a-dog]

Testing my new colors!

Edit: Older brother! Danny Au now has a drabble!

#Danny Fenton #danny phantom #my phanart #my fanart #sketches #all of them were done in like #3 minutes #took me more time to dwcide the shade of green #and I totally failed that #I fucked up my 'white skin' color #I literally had the color part in my hands #shame #he is sooo ecto-contaminated #ah #yeah #this is from my older brother danny au #older!danny fenton #I'm going to do some shorts of that au #probably #maybe #some day

[bigfatbreak]

I just had the thought of Fang dragging Penny and Jagged to Marinettes since he is also not a person

mutual panic was had by all

#dad villain au #marinette dupain cheng #jagged stone #my art #fang the crocodile #i promise you this was supposed to be the episode at the hotel #and one of the students was put in charge of entertaining fang and totally failed #so he wandered out of the hotel... into the streets of paris... #lone ranger... off on his own...

[favoriteginger]

FAIL CONDITION

#secret life #secret life smp #mcyt #trafficblr #mcytblr #secret life fanart #mcyt fanart #mumbo jumbo #ginger arts #i want to say mumbo was the first person to officially fail a task #but I could also just be totally misremembering idk

[bluehairperson]

I'm not immune to propaganda 😔

#5e strahd? I don't know that bitch that's not my man #sorry ireena he's my cringe fail homie he's my bro he's my middle aged riddled by syndromes fam #please read that damn book it's so good #it's so good in fact that I'm using that as tome of strahd in my campaign #with slight fixes obviously but still #a++ characterization #I would advise it to anyone even if you don't know anything about curse of strahd or dnd in general honestly #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #my art #totally not have been obsessing over it since july or anything

[kinos-fortress-2]

very self indulgement things for myself uhhh... when shes super drunk she need a personal boob to rest.

#EEEEEEEK is this a safe place #and im meaning for sniperpauling #cuz this was totally meant for shipp purposes... #but nothing have to be romantic its also for sillies nothing serious #just letting yall know this will be shipp tagged anyways #sniperpauling #pyropauling #pyro #sniper #miss pauling #team fortress 2 #tf2 #kino art #hello sniperpauling fans... how are we doing #i am not failing anymore my uni classes so this was a sort of celebration for myself #i am cringe but free #edit: piss mauling here

[braimin]

I don't think that zosan would ever really be the type to be easily jealous. Like sure Sanji can get 'jealous' over Zoro's swords but that's like the only time Sanji is ever worried about the attention his marimo is giving to something else. And Zoro knows how the love cook can be and that the way he treats women is just how he's always going to be. They're both very secure in their relationship and have never had a time where they felt like they had to protect it from another person.

However, I do think that Sanji tries to get Zoro to be jealous sometimes. It's just nice to be desired and what better way for Zoro to show that than public displays of jealousy? It never works though, as previously mentioned, Zoro knows Sanji. He trusts him and knows whatever attraction he shows to someone is usually all for show.

There is only one time where Zoro has ever gotten close to real possessiveness and it was like, the one time Sanji wasn't trying. He and Usopp made a stupid bet on some island and the loser was supposed to wear a dress to some little party the straw hats were invited to. When Sanji loses, he figures he might as well go all out and really dress up for it. It's been a long time since he's had to wear a dress and he does find it fun if he's in the right mood. So he has Nami and Robin help him pick something out and do his make up. When they show up everyone is kind of in shock because wow Sanji looks really good.

No one is used to him looking like that and it's not like Sanji really told them how he spent those two years apart from them. But the night goes well, he basks in all the compliments he gets and dances around and shows off. He doesn't really pay attention to what Zoro is doing until they get a few hours into the night and suddenly he's looming over Sanji where ever he goes. He keeps a hand on Sanji at all times, either on his back or his hand and he pulls Sanji in to sit with him constantly. At first he thinks that maybe Zoro is just tipsy and in the mood to cuddle, but then he starts to notice the way he'll interrupt someone if they've been talking to Sanji for too long, or he'll drag Sanji back to the crew and try to get him to stay at their table.

It makes Sanji want to see how long he can drag it out, see if Zoro can get jealous over the amount of eyes on him. Zoro puts up with it like a champ. Because at the end of the night, he knows who Sanji is going home with. But when the night does end and they get in bed Zoro is very clingy. Sanji wakes up late the next morning and everyone politely ignores the fact that he's wearing a turtle neck despite the heat.

#zosan #one piece #sanji #zoro #i think when sanji's plans to make zoro jealous fail he's a total drama queen about it #he goes into what i like to call *damsel mode* #he whines around for a while and zoro is just like 'you love me too much to cheat' #seeing him in a dress triggers something in zoro's monkey brain tho #it's less of like a jealous type of possession and more so a pride in how gorgeous his partner is #he wants to make sure he's right next to sanji at all times so he can be like 'yeah look at this pretty boy he's allll mine'

[sergle]

Every time YouTube nonsense happens I'm always like "I can't wait to see what Sergle says about this" because you're the only person I follow that talks about YouTube nonsense.

Please take this is an invitation for you to talk about the Watcher's apology video lol

I am a filthy youtube enjoyer so you can absolutely count on me and GODDDDDDDDDDD... I mean the apology is not NEARLY as funny as the blunder, so it hasn't kept my attention as much but like the obligatory upfront thing is that, like, it is good that they posted it, they apologized for being insensitive and whatever, they're not scraping their channel clean or going forward with their old plan to only post their shows on their own platform, and these are technically good and correct things, because they could have pretended not to notice all the negative feedback. So like, responding is good. BUT LIKE I HAVE QUESTIONS NOW... Because they took SO LONG to film and upload a video that basically is just "we fucked up, we're sorry, we're not gonna do that anymore", which doesn't exactly take a writer's room several days to cook, but I DIGRESS... They were quiet for long enough for everyone to LOOK REALLY CLOSE. After the initial reaction, people had time to do some pretty comprehensive cost breakdowns for their stuff, and for what they have to be pulling in from adsense, sponsored segments, patreon, merch, and touring Like, they'd need to be really mismanaging their finances, because they're doing very well for themselves, making good, stable money, and the vids they make are super duper advertiser friendly. SO... you take long enough without putting out a holder statement or a quick heel-turn apology or anything, it gives people more time to get comfortable with not liking you, and also to dig around and google things about you, or scrape up info/trivia about you to corroborate their new opinion of you. It gets personal, is what I mean. So pulling this move has still, at BEST, caused some permanent damage to their relationships with fans, in both directions. They all got a huge flood of negative feedback, and even a perfect, emotionally mature, non-entitled person would have a negative reaction to people being upset with them at such a high volume. But now they're gonna remember the things that people have said about them, and there's no way that at the very least, Steven isn't gonna feel spiteful about this. People TOTALLY unloaded on him (funny) (valid) about his evangelical christian conservative leaning tesla privileged out of touch boy gold flaked ice cream eating ways. He definitely is going to remember that ppl said they never liked him in the first place. As for Ryan and Shane, people didn't have any dirt on them, but they definitely still received a lot of angry messages from people, most of which will have been reasonable, but they're gonna remember the really really mean and intense ones. Anyway, they made a booboo dumb enough for jack to want to make a skit about it, so for that I'm very grateful, because I thought it was really really fucking funny

#it's no big deal and it's whatevs because it's Low Risk youtube scandal which is why I like it so much #but it still never fails to amaze me how much this didn't need to happen #like this would have been a totally preventable blunder. I can think of a million different ways to increase profit before trying this move #personally I think it's funny to mess up this badly because the Second Messup would be to respond REALLY quickly #You see it trending and you immediately need to act bc it will only get worse the longer you stay quiet #sergle answers #long post

[anghraine]

Darcy's role in P&P would work for me anyway, but tbh it works for me 10x better because he halfway reverts back to form towards the end of the book.

#so many takes on darcy seem to think his presentation of himself at pemberley is a permanent radical transformation of his personality #and the end point of his character arc #and it's explicitly not a static end point in that way #his inwards change is real but how much that translates into outwards presentation depends on the context #like late-novel darcy trying to compliment mrs bennet and doing it in a way that reads as icy and brusque is just peak darcy #the difference isn't that he's become personable in this social context; he's not! but he's doing his best now #and this being an ongoing struggle at which he sometimes comically fails is so much more austen #than the total transformation into a perfect dreamboat narrative #but yeah i love that austen goes out of her way at the end to yank him out of his fulfillment enclosures and underscores his foibles #anghraine babbles #austen blogging #austen fanwank #lady anne blogging #fitzwilliam darcy

[majimasleftasscheek]

a different kind of trauma

#you ever think about how some ppl have no idea kiryu's a total freak cuz they skip the substories #him saying I like spaghetti in 6 when the one dude was talking about his failed marriage or whatever it was really hit me like a truck #man couldn't read the room if it was plastered in 1000pt font #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #my art

[beatcroc]

pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one

adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')

#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #the noise #fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok #even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail #peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this. #but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about. #arting #pizzaposting #i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e #fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like #he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing #not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time #so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable #total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at #persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast #fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything #except for the rats.

[sentientstump]

And now i try again my hand

At taming ghosts and counting sand

#whos normal and okay? 💥💥💥meeeeee💥💥💥👍🏼 #won't elaborate. i just thought its a powerful line is all #hylics #wayne hylics #artstump #after pondering a bit i like the idea of him failing miserably at taming ghosts that he is sent to the afterlife instantaneously xD #like yeah ok weird alive moon man. get sent to death land!! #and hes like ok damn i will chill with the fish instead screw yall guys #totally not what i had in my head when drawing this but hey different interpretations are nice! 😂😂🙈

[jewishjon]

Look, I love Jon as much as the next person but I think some of you have gone so far along the ‘Jon is a sad little man who did nothing wrong’ route that you’ve genuinely forgotten all the times he held power in a situation or like. Made a decision that hurt people

#yes Jon was in a terrible situation where he was manipulated and was often powerless and blamed for things he had no control over #yes there have been times where the fandom has been overly critical of Jon and it’s ok to try to combat that #but that does not mean Jon is completely powerless and ‘stupid’ and did nothing wrong!!!! #the entire Point of tma is that the morality of your actions and their results cannot be simply defined as good or bad #Jon was just a person who tried and sometimes failed #also it was a pretty big part of s5 that Jon was the most powerful person in the world. like. did we forget about the murders or #AND the stalking AND him being a totally arse to Martin in s1 #anyway I understand where the poor little meow meow characterisation comes from but to me it’s just doing a disservice to Jon #ugh I can’t believe I’m kinda engaging in discourse #gonna be brave and maintag this: #tma #the magnus archives #Jon sims #be nice to me pls

[ablogcalledrevenge]

Breakfast Surprise

@steddiemicrofic prompt: birthday // WC: 529 // Rated G

For the amazing @steddieas-shegoes! Happy Birthday! This is only my second fic in the fandom but the prompt inspired me and I was bored at work, so here you go! I hope you like it!

He wakes up to the sound of Britney Spears, which all things considered, is not how he wants to wake up on his birthday. But then again, there was a time when Eddie didn’t think he’d reach his 21st birthday, let alone his 33rd. So he can deal with the Princess of Pop.

But that does raise the question; who is playing music this morning? The obvious answer is Steve, because duh, who else? But since it is Eddie’s birthday and since Steve did say he had a surprise, Eddie is inclined to act like a detective and give in to the silliness. He gets up out of bed, his hip twinging a little like it does on colder mornings, and makes his way towards the kitchen. The sound of Britney gets a little louder, as does the sound of talking and laughing. The visual he gets when he finally reaches the doorway of the kitchen makes him wish for a camera.

Steve is pouring pancake batter onto the griddle, glasses on and yellow pajama pants low on his hips. Livy is standing on a stepstool, dropping chocolate chips onto each pancake, her small hands dropping each one with intense concentration. She’s got her Cookie Monster nightgown on, the little ruffles swaying as she dances to the song playing. The morning sun is coming in through the window, bringing out the blonde in their hair, and the rays of light draw Eddie’s eyes towards an empty coffee mug on the table, with Robin’s usual lipstick stain. While he’d love her to be here too, Eddie knows she had to go in early for work.

Steve and Livy still haven’t noticed him, content to sing slightly off key and flip pancakes. He’s about to say something, maybe ask where-

“You’re supposed to be in bed.” A little voice pipes up behind him, causing Eddie to jump.

“Holy shi-sh-shhh! You scared me.” He flounders, looking down at Ellie who looks far too exasperated for her tender age of 4. It’s frankly adorable and the way Eddie’s heart expands at the sight of her scrunched up face honestly makes him worry a little. His heart’s been through a lot, could it handle the stress? Ellie reaches for his hand and pulls him fully into the kitchen.

“Daddy spoiled his surprise. He got out of bed.” She announces to the room. Livy jumps down from her stool and runs towards Eddie, extending her arms up. He gladly grabs her and spins them around, peppering her face with kisses.

“I couldn’t help it! I smelled breakfast cooking and knew I had to investigate!” He laughs as Steve sets the table with breakfast. Ellie pulls out a chair, standing on the seat to raise herself higher. Steve picks her up to make it even. The girls are very concerned with things being even right now, so both men would rather go along with it than cause a fight.

“Happy Birthday Eddie.” Steve says quietly, leaning over to give him a soft kiss. The girls in turn each kiss Eddie’s cheeks and Eddie can’t think of a better breakfast, a better morning, a better birthday.

#steddie #steddie fic #steddie dads #microfiction #lol even my micro fic is on the longer side #it's totally my fault i didn't see the original prompt post with the word count #regardless i hope you like it anyway even if it 'fails' the challenge #I just have so many thoughts about steve and eddie being dads #like i could tell you so much about livy and ellie #the lore has been sitting in my head for MONTHS #steddie microfic #stranger things #stranger things fanfiction #fanfiction

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Titans Tower Au!

Tim is showing a starstruck Bernard around the Tower when the Red Hood breaks in.

Jason doesn’t know what happened, but there’s a civilian kid charging at him just when he was about to get to the good bit and clip the Replacement’s wings, screaming and crying to stop hurting Robin.

He’s never been so confused in his whole damn life.

#Jason todd #catapulted out of pit rage by the power of young love #jason these-are-now-my-children Todd #Tim hide-and-do-not-make-a-peep-bernard Drake #bernard i-will-totally-attack-red-hood-with-a-spoon Dowd #bernard ready to die for his bf #Tim is totally NOT on board with that plan #Jason switches for violence to victim comfort in a split second #he’s taking them both back to crime alley #titans tower au #bernard keeps trying to vivisect him #Jason thinks he might come to like the kid #Tim drake terrified this is a hostage situation where his bf is leverage #Jason trying and failing to do damage control #Tim drake #bernard dowd #red hood #Robin #hero worship #batfamily #identity shenanigans #enemy to caretaker #accidental child acquisition #prompts #Timbers #tim x bernard

[ccircusclwn]

Could you draw Aletyler maybe? (Not forcing <3)

HI!! uh i was already working on smt for aletyler!! they make me so soft i love them so muchh ughghh

lyrics are from the song "dear arkansas daughter" by lady lamb!!!

#my art #total drama #td alejandro #td tyler #total drama alejandro #total drama tyler #aletyler #td aletyler #total drama aletyler #UHH TRADITIONAL IS SO FUN.......... #also i didnt do the drawing justice i suck at taking pictures im so gonna fail photography😭😭😭😭😭 #anyway gotta love me some rock to keep it rockin

[lesbianangeldust]

huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)

#the brackets are sarcasm i am absolutely shamelessly projecting #please cuz angel would feel awful for 'ruining' the sex and embarassed for being vulnerable #and he would feel bad about himself cuz he failed at the thing he sees as his only source of worth #and husk would want to help but not really know how but somehow manage to make things easier anyway #just by being respectful and not a total dickhead #i will write this but i still have my current fic to finish #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #helluva boss #vivzieverse #vivziepop #angel dust #husk #my posts #hazbin hotel angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfic