#baby girl she is insane!

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

The Shiv not caring about Greg discourse is so funny because have you met a youngest sibling? Have you never met someone so used to being given the most leniency yet is so afraid of having something taken away, even the smallest possession of theirs? I don’t think she could handle Tom going after anyone, let alone someone she and her siblings so earnestly believe to be fathoms below them being given what is, in her mind, hers and hers alone

#maybe this is just me #but i see shiv this way #baby girl she is insane! #let her be

[haunted-xander]

I think Ryne would have a kinda skewed sense of what's normal. Like, she may technically know what's "normal" for most people, but what's normal for her is way different. She's raised by two men who are both Weird, only one of which can even pretend to be normal (and like hell Thancred bothered with that while on the run with Ryne lol)

Ryne thinks that talking circles round pixies is common knowledge from her many stays in Il Mheg. It is not. She also thinks knowing how to and being able to stomach skinning and gutting animals for food is normal. It's certainly more common, but unless you're a hunter it absolutely does not come as easily. Being able to walk and run around quietly is something she technically knows is unusual, but since her company has mainly consisted of a professional spy and a man who barely leaves home she tends to forget that most people can't do that.

I can't come up with anymore atm but. Ryne should get to be just a little weird(er) I think

#i also think this would make interactions with gaia funnier #bc for all of gaias Baggage she is more or less a normal teenager #who has normal reactions to things (mostly) #ryne & gaia go camping a bit and ryne finds and hunts down like a boar #and gaia watches in horror as ryne just guts it right there bc ryne forgot most ppl dont like to see that process #(and then she repeatedly apologizes for her oversight and promises not to do it in front of her again) #(gaia didnt care THAT much but appreciates the thought anyway) #anyway. my little baby girl i love her and want her the best always #ryne waters #thancred waters #urianger augurelt #< just mentioned (sorta) #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #xander rambles #xander being insane about ryne #not the typical deep ranting BUT IT COUNTS

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

I can't deal with the fact that she's as tall as him now

#that's his baby girl 😭 #who's not so little anymore #and he's having such a hard time letting her go do her thing #but he's also so proud of her and knows she's got this #I'll be going insane over this epilogue all month now #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #bad batch spoilers #bad batch season 3 #tbb hunter #tbb omega #hunter and omega

[ladykyriaa]

Why is she literally the tiniest thing ever

#she is literally so baby girl just with a tad bit of insanity mixed in #LOOK AT HOW SHE RUND #HOW IS THAT NOT ADORABLE #i squeal everytime i see her tiny hop seriously #the apothecary diaries #oh look at me making mediocre gifs when I've never bothered to before #hyperfixation is such a strong motivation istg

[babydarkstar]

so many griddlehark doomers on this website. smh my head…….theyre doomed by fate AND the narrative to be intrinsically intertwined no matter what. i cannot conceive of a finished locked tomb series where theyre not lying dead in each other’s arms or existing together in some fugue state of unbeing. not even death can separate the lesbians that scratch each other bloody and then cry in each other’s arms. they have been fated to orbit one another literally since their conception. one flesh one end, bitch.

#also harrow literally lobotomized to forget gideon and she still couldnt in the end #anyways i often think abt the whole #‘i gave you my whole life and you didnt even want it’ #and the thing is like. yeah gideon. she didnt want it because she never wanted to lose YOU who was attached to it #you who she just bonded with. has had a very tumultuous girlbestfriend situationship with #when i think abt how young they are i fucking scream #this is why i hate john gaius. insane man. kill him to death alecto #tlt #griddlehark #tlt spoilers #anyways. thinking about the saddest girl in the whole world tonight :( #this is a john gaius HATE account all my homies HATE john gaius #anyways. why is everybody so so scared that theyre going to have a terrible endgame #baby theyve already been falling through a terrible endgame thru the duration of their entire existence #i will say. if harrowhark ends up with anybody else i’ll have to off myself #i support womens wrongs but ianthe can go be wrong somewhere far away from harrow #im about to go through the entire series again so i can screenshot and prove why im right about this #theres a narrative thread to follow #and never once have i been afraid of them not finding their way back to each other #the thing is like. above everything. these girls exist to orbit each other #gideon thinking harrow is her past when harrow has always been her present and her future #harrow thinking gideon’s death will be her undoing #because to harrow. gideon is unable to die. she WOULDNT die for so long #and when she found something to die for. she went to it with her whole being #but heres the thing. one flesh one end is more than just becoming one body and dying one death #idk im incoherent i need to talk abt this in a post instead of tags #i will. soon

[ghouljams]

My brain does weird things. Anyways, I think Love would steal Liebling’s seed (assuming she didn’t throw it out) and plant it for her. That just seems like a very Love thing to do.

This is really dubiously canon... Love had sticky fingers and her luck finally runs out, or does it?

You stare at the sprout pushing its way out of the dirt in your little terracotta pot. You spritz it with water, and watch the leaves curl happily. Like fingers.

"Hey Si?" You call over your shoulder. You've made some... well you hesitate to call them bad, but questionable decisions in your life. Usually your luck carries you through, but you think it may be running out on this particular gamble.

Simon hums from the couch, half listening as he sketches the monarch wing you'd found into your journal. You don't know if this is really worth his attention. You don't really know what it is. You sort of... stole it.

"Is it stealing if it was technically trash?" You ask, without really thinking. Simon's sketching stops, and he turns to look over the back of the couch.

"What did you steal?"

"Weird seed the bestie didn't want." You poke one of the leaves, letting it wrap around your finger. That gets Simon's attention. He's quick to get off the couch and over to you, pulling your finger out of the plant's grip.

"Christ Love, is that what you've been nursing all week?" Simon looks over your hand with concern, you nod until he kisses your palm giving it the all clear.

"What is it?" You poke Simon's cheek to get your hand back. He lets you go to pick up the pot and inspect the new growth.

"No clue," he tells you, "did, uh- shit-"

"Lieb."

"Works well enough," Simon pokes at the plant, watching the leaves move, "Did she tell you want it was?" You shake your head. He pinches a leaf between his fingers, inspecting it. "Doesn't look dangerous."

"Then I'll keep watering it." Simon shakes his head but settled the pot back on the windowsill.

"We'll keep an eye on it."

"We?" Simon flashes you half a smile, you return it in full force, "I love when we do stupid stuff together."

-

You don't know how long it's supposed to take flowers to grow, or even how they're supposed to grow, but it feels like this is going really weird.

You stare at the giant flower bud that's blossomed in your little terracotta pot. It sort of reminds you of a cabbage. It feels like a rose when you pet it, the petals under your fingers silky and soft. You don't know quite what to do with it. Simon sets a cup of tea next to your head where you're resting it against the windowsill.

"Looking good Love," You hum at the kiss he presses against the top of your head, "How's the cabbage?"

"She's fine, still overgrown and weird." You sit up, grabbing your mug and letting Simon take over the daily plant inspection.

"Doesn't look deadly yet."

"Yet."

"Yet," he agrees. You both sip your morning cup and stare at your poor decision making skills.

"You haven't put any magic in it to make it big." You confirm for the thousandth time.

"Not a drop, gardener must've dreamt this up." He reminds you, also for the thousandth time.

"Maybe we can enter it in a gardening fair or-"

Simon yanks you away from the bud as the petals quiver and bloom. You're very quickly put behind your very tense partner, forced to look around him at whatever is going on. You've never seen a flower open up that fast, but you think gravity must be doing the lions share of work. The actual rose is huge, far bigger than the bud would've suggested, and heavy enough to finally break the little pot it had been growing in.

Simon is faster than you, grabbing the flower as it's weight causes it to tumble off the windowsill. You tense, your breath caught as you wait for him to do anything, move any muscle.

"What? What is it?" You whisper after too long a moment without a breath.

"I don't-" He mumbles, catching the end of his sentence behind his teeth so he can curse, "Shit."

You peak over his shoulder, hoping you won't see your weird plant smashed to bits. Instead you stare down at a baby. The smallest thing you've ever seen cradled gently in Simon's arms, blinking big brown eyes and white lashes up at both of you. Your heart swells.

"Holy shit," you breath, watching it yawn and wiggle in its rose petal wrap. It's perfect little nose scrunches with the motion and you need a second to adjust to how cute that is. "Did we do that?" You press closer against Simon's back, and reach to stroke your fingers over the downy hair on the baby's head, "I mean she's got your eyes, it's gotta be-"

"I don't know," Simon mumbles.

"Well what are we supposed to-"

"I don't know!" He snaps, and you finally look at him. At the absolutely confusion and concern dripping from his eyes and rolling down his cheeks. You've never seen him cry before, well not like this at least.

"Give her to me," You tell him, sitting back and holding your arms out, he looks unsure. "Please Simon," you soften the ask, pulling a tether so he knows you're sure. He's so careful, if a little clumsy. You have to adjust his hold as he's passing the infant to you and it seems like he's watching the way you shift her in your arms for his own reference later. You hold the baby close against your chest, feeling that strange comfortable purr rise in your throat as she blinks her big eyes closed.

"What the fuck do we do?" Simon whisper yells at you.

"Call Soap right the fuck now and text Lieb that I'm gonna fucking kill her," you coo at the dozing baby in your arms. Simon nod and scrambles to find both your phones.

#fae!Ghost #oc: love #this is fluff for them since they didnt get to experience changelings #idk do we wanna give the disaster couple a baby? #i feel like Love would be the mom from mean girls? like 'if youre gonna drink id rather you do it in the house' #the cool mom that everyone thinks is insane #she is kinda insane tho #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #cod ghost #ghost mwii #cod x reader #x reader #Ghost crying because he doesnt know what to do in the most extreme way anyone has ever not known what to do #i do think hed cry over his and Love's kid though #and i think those could potentially be tears of joy at having a baby with Love even if neither of them know how it happened

[sunnyside-sunset]

i am a sunny defender until the day i die; that is my shining star, my little baby girl who deserves the world. but dear god. some of the people “defending” sunny by only dragging leo to hell and back without making any attempt to understand leos character are going to be the death of me……

qsmp fandom i love you all but a select few of you get on my nerves sometimes </3 but hey at least on here it isnt as bad as twitter

#qsmp #qsmp sunny #qsmp leo #qsmp leonarda #leonarda my baby i may love sunny more but you deserve so much more than youre getting #qsmp fandom try not to forget about leo or misunderstand her character challenge #i love you qsmp fandom i really do #but sometimes peoples takes on the girl characters can be so……. #btw this is not an excuse for people to turn this into ‘yeah leo is so much better than sunny’ #‘people need to stop babying sunny and realise that someone needs to put her in her place’ or whatever #let my girls have complex emotions and make bad decisions #theyre kids!!!! just let the girls be girls!!! trust the admins and ccs to know what theyre doing!!!! #cough cough sidenote maybe also give tallulah some slack cough cough #cough shes also going through a lot and isnt constantly out to get sunny cough #cough and shes more than just a character thats angsty and gas daddy issues all the time cough cough #woah who said that thats crazy #that was an insane coughing fit i just had sorry guys

[jasonpiperleo]

still to this day i wonder what annabeth chase in all her tiny 12 year old glory did to that lincoln continental driver

#annabeth chase #that’s my girl #she’s a menace #baby annabeth i love you #ass whopper supreme #she tells you to sit down you damn SIT #or at least that happened in this very book #i just love her #so damn much #it’s insane #i grew up wanting to be her #pjo #percy jackson #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #the lightning thief #percy #annabeth #percyannabeth #grover underwood #heroes of olympus

[r7inyz]

CIRCUS BABYYY!!!!!! 🍦🎉

aaaaa I haven't drawn her in about 7 years!!! She used to be absolute fav,,,I still remember so vividly when sister location came out lol

((This is a drawing of her i did when I was..8??? it haunts me everyday..)

#sister location #circus baby #cute art #fnaf #five nights at freddys #fnaf sister location #fnaf circus baby #fnaf fanart #circus baby is my girl i love her #shes still one of my favourite characters !!! probably my current fourth #the insane amount of nostalgia i got from drawing her lol #sister location had me in a chokehold when it came out 😭😭 its such a comfort to me #not for the gameplay itself but the CHARACTERS #i loveee the funtimes #art improvement kinda #artist on tumblr #i did rush this a bit i must admit #infinte painter #r7inyz scribbles

[namari-hime-moved]

Hello there! I’m your doppelganger!

#mels funny art #pokemon #pokemon sv #trainer florian #trainer juliana #body horror #scissors #ask to tag #florian vidal #juliana vidal #two of a kind am i right fellas? #HERE IS JULIANA VIDAL AND HER FUCKED UP DEFINITELY NOT AN AREA ZERO BEAST BROTHER FLORIAN VIDAL #i licherally cannot explain any of my thoughts on these two its just (CAR CRASH) (EXPLOSION) (BABY CRYING) up in my brain #basically oops. time machine malfunction. julianas alternate timeline self florian is running around and has been running around for a whil #he's literally not built to exist in this timeline and accidentally combined with an area zero terra crystal to keep himself alive #top ten guys who realize theyve accidentally been using their loved ones as energy sources for the past. however long #he may be all that but also hes funny and julianas brother and also a parallel to the ai professor and not the protag hes just A Weird Guy #sorry for not really talking about juliana. i swear shes the worlds silliest girl who loves history and her friends and her pokemon #theyre like a rabbit and a hare they made me insane aughhhhh #doomed siblings forever. they cannot exists without each other but one of them is literally NOT meant to exist #THEYRE PARADOXES (get it. get it. like the pokemon) #aughhh these two #poke-mel #eyestrain

[devilicious-v]

In the sultry haze of evening's shade,

She's the fire that doesn't fade,

With a smolder that entices, lips like wine,

To her allure, I'm forever confined.

Her touch, a temptation, when night falls near,

Whispering secrets I long to hear.

A siren's call, drawing me near,

In her arms, all fears disappear.

Her passion, a flame, fierce and wild,

With each breath, I'm beguiled,

Of the love she teases, so elusive and true,

With every tease, I'm pulled anew.

She's the fire that warms my nights,

Guiding me with sultry lights,

Stars that shimmer with wicked delight,

In her world, every fantasy takes flight.

When shadows play, she's at my side,

Drawing me in with a passion untried.

Between us, sparks that can't be denied,

Setting the night passionately alight.

In her eyes, desires unwind,

A game of love, enticingly designed.

For with each touch, and whispered plea,

Is a promise of nights filled with glee.

My sheets might be empty, but thoughts amiss,

For in dreams, it's her seductive kiss.

For she's the beat that quickens my pulse,

With her, every sensation is multiplied, never dulled.

A desire so raw, and utterly unbridled,

With her, every fantasy is rekindled.

She's the rhythm, the intoxicating boon,

My sultry evening, and the promise of the moon.

In her embrace, passion knows no decree,

Thankful for the ecstasy she offers me.

Entwined, our bodies find their chance,

In the heated, magnetic dance..!

#my baby ♥️ #my solace #my girl #my girlfriend #poem #poetblr #short poem #poetic #poetscommunity #poemporn #text post #poemsdaily #poem of the day #original poem #writers and poets #poems and quotes #love poem #my girrrrrl #she’s gorgeous #she drives me insane #love poetry #poems and poetry #poets on tumblr

[pinacoladamatata]

baenre brat tav: *see's a random oblodra* *kill bill sirens*

#my tav #she's insane #baby girl commits homicide and winds up on nautiloid

[beanghostprincess]

the first and only time i ship sanji with a woman and of course they have the most unstable relationship in this fucking sHOW I'M SO TIRED PLEASE JUST KISS ALREADY I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE

#GIRL PUDDING BABY HE'S A BOTTOM YOU CAN KISS HIM HE WON'T CARE #this show is so stressful #because he smiles like the angel he is and she won't admit to be in love and #although SAME pudding is a mood but c'mon i can't do this #going a bit insane with wci #this is what happens when they're both bottoms #one piece #black leg sanji #charlotte pudding #sanpu

[wikiangela]

Comfort character tag game

tagged by @steadfastsaturnsrings @underwater-ninja-13 @hoodie-buck @jeeyuns @disasterbuckdiaz @giddyupbuck @pirrusstuff @jamespearce9-1-1 @theotherbuckley @thewolvesof1998 @jesuisici33 @exhuastedpigeon thank youuu 💖💖💖

Rules: list your top 5 comfort characters and include a gif of each!

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Eddie Diaz, loml 💗💗

2. Emily Prentiss, also loml 💗🥵

3. Jennifer "JJ" Jereau 👑

4. Piper Halliwell 👑👑👑

5. Tara Maclay

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no pressure tagging: @malewifediaz @spagheddiediaz @hippolotamus @911onabc @eddiebabygirldiaz @daffi-990 @housewifebuck @lover-of-mine @loserdiaz @monsterrae1 @thebravebitch @wildlife4life @spotsandsocks @lucydonato @andrewblur @arthursdent and whoever else wants to do it

#honorable mentions: evan buckley. maddie buckley. may grant. bucky barnes. nick miller. matt simmons and luke alvez. dean winchester. oz. <3 #(also maybe i should've included will with jj bc i love him an insane amount and im so happy when he's on my screen lmao) #this was so hard to choose lmao #(Tara is my baby and she's totally fine and happy with Willow btw - I'm still not over what happened and I'm in denial <3) #comfort characters #comfort character tag #tag games #eddie diaz #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #piper halliwell #tara maclay #just realized eddie's the only man who made the top 5 lmao - sns had to include my girls <3333 #also now im lowkey in the mood to rewatch criminal minds lol

[poly-lights]

IM CRAZY IM CRAZY IM CRAZY IM CARZY IM CRAZYEUAHUAWHUAHAHHAHAHA

#inanimate insanity #INEED TO BE SEDATED. #I IMMEDIATELY STARTED HYOERVENTALING #ITS THEIR COLORS #THEYRE RETURNING #MY BABY GIRL(S) SHES COMING BACK

[peachtozier]

anyway. baby trans richie n maggie pouring over baby name books to find his new name

#he tells everyone he named himself dick for the jokes #but the truth is that maggie picked it out... cupped his cheeks and kissed his forehead and called him her little baby boy #my richie... #richie tozier #connors hcs #sorry i go insane thinking abt trans richie. especially with maggie #bc she wanted a daughter SO BAD. and she got richie #but with trans richie... she was even CLOSER to that dream of a baby girl #but it was never meant to be #and she learns to accept it bc she loves richie..... #she doesnt Understand him but she loves him all the same