#better boyfriend

[chasingmidnights]

Better Boyfriend

Title: Better Boyfriend 

Summary: You’re in a toxic relationship with Bucky. One night at one of Tony’s parties, Natasha and the gang witnesses one of your blow ups. Just as you were about to leave, the others already having gone their separate ways, Natasha gently grabs you by the wrist and leads you out to the dance floor. There, she tries to convince you that she could be a better boyfriend. 

Warnings: slight seduction; partying/mentions of drinking; couples arguing; and I think that’s it. If I forgot anything, I do apologize but you are responsible for what you read. 

Author’s Note: Kind of inspired by Boyfriend by Dove Cameron, I was listening to it the other day and this scenario kind of popped into my head. 

Wordcount: 683

The party is in full swing, people are on the dance floor and people are spread throughout the room drinking and mingling. Just one of Tony Stark’s casual Saturday night bashes. Everyone seemed to be having a good time, well almost everyone. You and Bucky were out on the patio having yet another argument for the day. You’re not exactly sure when the arguments started to happen but they were becoming exhausting. It wasn’t always this way, you were happy once. You think. As the two of you argued, the group was watching from the bar. Sam had just taken a sip of his beer before speaking up. 

“Man, what argument number are they on today?” 

The group groans collectively as a response. Natasha glances over to where you and Bucky are at before taking a sip of her own beer. If anyone asked her, she would deny having any kind of feelings for you but deep down she thought she could be a better boyfriend than Bucky Barnes. 

“Why don’t they just break up already? It’s messing with our whole group dynamic.” Clint adds before taking a shot. 

Before anyone could say anything, Bucky is storming past them, his nostrils flaring and muttering to himself. The group glances around at each other wondering what the next move should be. 

“I’ll go after him, someone go check on her.” Steve says as he sets his beer down to go after Bucky. 

Sam clears his throat before excusing himself and he’s shortly followed by Clint and Bruce. Nat sighs as she glances over in your direction, you were still outside on the balcony. She couldn’t help but hate Bucky a little bit for being such an ass towards you. She thought you deserved so much better. Just as she was about to go out to you, you had come back into the party. Natasha could see the dried tears that had ran down your cheeks and wanted nothing more than to make you feel better. You instantly spot Natasha and walk up to her. 

“Hey Tasha, what’s up?” You ask, trying to keep your voice even. 

That damn nickname, Natasha would only allow you to call her that, it made her stomach swirl each time you called her that. She was about to reply when the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron started playing. An idea begins to form in Nat’s head and she holds out her hand for you. 

“Come dance with me.” Natasha suggests. “It’ll be fun and I think you could use some of that right now.” She gives you a soft smile. 

You shake your head no as you speak up. “I’m not really in the mood.” You have a bit of bite in your tone. 

Nat gives you her best puppy dog eyes and pout. “Please, it’s one of my favorites.” 

You finally give in and let Nat lead you out onto the dance floor. The two of you begin to dance and she begins to sing the song in your ear. She has your back pressed against her front with her hands placed on your hips. She has you both swaying to the music in perfect rhythm. You could feel her warm breath on your earlobe. 

“I could be a better boyfriend than him 

I could do the shit that he never did 

Up all night, I won’t quit

Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman 

Plus all my clothes would fit,” 

The two of you continue to dance as she sings. You felt almost hypnotized by both the actions and the words of the song. You swore you could feel butterflies beginning to form in your stomach. As the song was coming to an end, Nat had spun you around so you were facing each other. It felt for the briefest moment that the two of you might kiss. However, at the last second you back away from her. 

“I’m sorry, I can’t.” 

You then turn and walk away from her. A defeated sigh escapes her as she watches you walk away.

#a collection of one shots #better boyfriend #natasha romanoff #bucky barnes #bucky barnes one shot #natasha romanoff oneshot #marvel fanfiction #marvel characters #marvel #dove cameron #dove cameron song inspiration

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/ #but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/ #notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

[sirenetica]

My beautiful boyfriend @spellboundcities made art of the wonderful DDVAU (made by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi respectively) and, obviously, i took that as a CHALLENGE!

So here's some fanart for a wonderful AU!

#are they holding hands? are they not holding hands? the better question is ARE YOU A NARC? /ref #i looove this au #i binge read every single thing i could when i found it months ago #and then my beloved partner #my darling angel #had the AUDACITY #to draw fanart BEFORE ME! /lhj /nsrs #so i could not let that stand #ddvau #ddvau fanart #desertduo vigilante au #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #technically but not technically? #gtws fanart #grian fanart #my art #the textposts were supplied to me by my beautiful boyfriend #with brown eyes #he tells me what to do and i say yes sir #on it boss

[macbethz]

He wonders what age he’s finally reached. The Time War used years as ammunition; at the Battle of Rodan’s Wedding alone, he’d aged to five million and then regressed to a mewling babe, merely from shrapnel. Now, the ache in his bones feels… one thousand years old? Well. Call it nine hundred. Sounds better.

In the same way RTD's 'Doctor Who and the Time War,' where the above quote is from, is a page from a novel that doesn't exist, this is a splash page from a comic that doesn't exist. Time War PTSD, much like the war itself, is multidimensional.

Now available as a print by popular demand!

#YEHAWWW this is one of my favorite pieces i went thru so many iterations before even starting this lol. i have a vision #also references to earth being replicated and used as a weapon in the war bc i like that part #you guys better clap like im your lame boyfriend i rlly love this one #doctor who #dw #9th doctor #ninth doctor #dw fanart #doctor who fanart #dr who #time war #doctor who comics #my art #dr nyarlathotep #my comics #i dont actually think ive been putting anything in that tag oops. #christopher eccleston

[radiance1]

The Justice League have a problem, one that needs some level of knowledge and expertise of a being from the Infinite Realms to give them a better chance of actually solving this problem.

However.

Every ghost they have summoned, without fail, took one look at Constantine. Squinted (yes, squinted). Then decided to go back to where they came without a word.

This. Would have been useful, nice even. If it was a situation where they needed the summoned being of a cult to head back to where they came without a fight.

But alas, that is not what is happening.

The Justice League, obviously, ask him why the ghosts keep fleeing back to their Realm at the sight of him, but Constantine can't answer because he genuinely has no idea why they keep leaving when getting a proper look at him.

So they keep trying and they do find some success in it. They summoned a boy, most likely older than he physically looks yet it still puts some of them off because of, well.

You know.

A boy with white hair and toxic green eyes. The boy stops short, as if not expecting to be randomly transported to somewhere else, takes a look around the room, then the Justice League. His eyes settle on one person.

Constantine, in particular.

He squints (Why do all of them squint? Nobody knows) and then a sudden looking of realization passes on his face. Different from the looks of vague fear and genuinely want to not involve themselves any further, his face held slight disgust and a heavy amount of disappointment.

Thankfully, he didn't leave immediately after that.

Constantine asks what's with the look on the ghost boy's face, the ghost boy in question squints even further. Stares at Constantine for a moment or two, buries his face in his hands and brings his knees to his hand and groans out.

"He could've done so much better."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Yes this is vaguely tied to that other post about Vlad turning good and taking Constantine as his crush and boyfriend while Danny is like: #“Dude you exchanged THAT for my MOTHER?” #And tells Vlad he could do so #So #Much better #But Vlad is smitten #Anyways #The ghosts just leave after seeing Constantine because of Vlad #Like he may or may not have threatened a high number of them at the same time to not lay a hand on him #The ghosts #For their part #Don't want to involve themselves with the reclusive one #The outgoing one (Danny) is cool but the reclusive one (Vlad) kinda scary #Has generally bad vibes #And is ruthless #So they'll avoid incurring his wrath for this random human who they most likely won't ever meet again thank you very much #Right I just thought of this but #His Vulture underlings are also like: #“Boss please you could do so much better.” #While Vlad is making cheese

[neymiiie]

I just want to see him again.

#persona 3 #persona #fanart #p3 #yukari takeba #artists on tumblr #p3fes #persona 3 the answer #the answer spoilers #<- tags I never thought I would use in the year 2024 #me when the 17 year old going through extreme trauma mourning the death of her best friend/boyfriend isnt making rational decisions #currently getting ready to fight the war on yukari in the answer on the side of yukari in the answer #I am not ready to go through this scene again but with good english voice acting #even with the honestly really bad voice acting in fes I still tear up when she says that line #anyway free my girl she did all of that but she deserves better anyway #me: I should try to practice drawing hands in a fun way like while drawing my fave characters! #also me: draws yukari having a breakdown

[maarigolds]

Dream + his rare, tiny, precious smile

#(click for better quality) #so basically the people that make him smile are #his coworker/bff #his sis #his boyfriend #his ravens #and some kid cosplaying as him #checks out #the sandman #sandman #dream #morpheus #netflix #dc comics #tom sturridge #neil gaiman #the sandman spoilers #dream of the endless #my gifs

[azukisprouts]

asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

#my art #azuki does an art #azuki does a video #my art 2023 #dead plate #dead plate game #rody dead plate #vince dead plate #tw: horror #tw: cannibalism #there is an inherent homoeroticism in cannibalism prove me wrong #ALSO ALSO ALSO #so spoilers but I assume you’ve finished the game but if Vince was going to feed Manon to Rody #because he thought love might make it taste better #then turns around and tries to eat Rody himself #like. do you see what I’m saying #help was this intentional #Rody isn’t ready for a girlfriend and Vince definitely isn’t ready for a boyfriend but I think they could be so bad for each other #mostly Vince #mostly Vince would be bad for Rody #besides the eating him part

[silverwarewolf]

#your boyfriend meme #horse plinko #... does this imply the boyfriend is a horse- #polls #im doing this as a form of procrastination y'all better appreciate it

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny, dating one of the batfam:

Bat: *sighs dramatically while looking out the window* if only my boyfriend loved me

Danny, confused as they just had a conversation about who Danny’s favorite Gotham hero was: ??? I love you 🥺

Bat: *glances back at Danny* uggghhhhhhh if only my boyfriend loved me… 😪

#the bat partner is not favorite hero #Danny passionately tells batfriend how *insert batfam member* is the best bat hero because blah blah #meanwhile batlover is trying to convince Danny that perhaps this hero is better because yes???? #but no #Danny point out flaws in batpal crime fighting style #batfiance is sad now #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #batfam #dc x dp prompt #words to describe a gender neutral bat-boyfriend/girlfriend is interesting 🤔

[cognitohazard-butchcock]

Better Boyfriend Pt. 2

I’m a little mad when you bring Kyle around again. Like, the very next day? I’m sitting in my room stewing when I hear him leave. And then you knock on my door. I answer, and you’re standing there, beet red, arms crossed.

I don’t wait for you to say anything. “That sounded disappointing as fuck, babe,” I say.

“I just thought maybe now he could…” you say, because you’re kinda dumb sometimes.

“What, do you think I fixed your broken pussy or something?” I ask, and you gape, “Well, newsflash, hun. You’re not the broken one, he is. It’s not your fault he can’t make you cum. It’s not like there’s something wrong with you that I magically fixed. It’s his dumbass who doesn’t know how to fuck you.”

You take a half step back with a whimper when I walk closer, our chests touching as I look down at you, “The only thing wrong with you is that you thought anyone but me could satisfy you.”

That’s when I hear the gasp that I’ve been looking for and I grab your chin and kiss you again. Finally, you speak. “I just… how did you know that I thought…”

“Because I know you. Better than he does, even. I hear how you talk about yourself when you’re on the phone with your friends.” A tear rolls down your face, and I wipe it away.

“Sorry,” you say, unnecessarily, “I… I know I’m messing up somehow. Either by doing this, or by inviting Kyle back over, or… I didn’t touch you at all when you…”

I kiss you again, and pull you into my room. Your eyes are wide when I pull away and I start to unbutton my shirt.

“Fuck,” you say.

“Yes,” I answer, “If the lady wishes it.”

You must be too preoccupied with my tits to laugh at how funny I am, because of course that was hilarious. But I’m not too put out by it. So I come over to you and pull your shirt off. You squeak, and shyly cross your arms over your breasts. You must not have put a bra back on after Kyle, because your cute little nipples are bared to the air.

I grab your bare hips and pull you in for another kiss, and you moan into my mouth, your lips parting and your tongue seeking mine, and I smirk into it. You’re so fucking gone on me. You want it so bad, it’s almost funny. I’m lucky I’m the first butch with the balls to eat you out, because otherwise you’d fall for them instead of me. I lift you from where you’re standing and you make a very high pitched noise before I set you on the bed.

“It’s… going to happen, isn’t it?” You ask, “You’re going to fuck me?”

“Unless you tell me not to,” I respond. I keep my voice easy, like I’m not inches away from devouring you in some kind of horny sapphic frenzy. You put your hands above your head and arch your back with a whimper. You are not good at asking for what you want, I’m realizing, so instead of making you wait, I pull your pants off.

I could drool. You’re soaked. I watch you seperate your legs and I see that even through your panties your legs have been coated in slick, and a line of fluid clings between your thighs.

“Please?” The word draws my attention back to your face, and I bite my lip. You’re looking at me with such big eyes, so pathetic and cute and needy that I almost ask if you practice that look in the mirror.

Instead of totally ruining the mood with that question, I crawl between your legs and lay over you to kiss you more, enveloping you in my body. I work my sweatpants off, and grind my cock on your cunt, and you whine. “You’re packing?” You ask, and I grin.

“I guess you wouldn’t know, but… trust me, I don’t need to add anything to my pants for vanity. Everything I got down there is au natural.”

Your eyes bulge like you’re about to have some kind of early-onset orgasm, and I pull it out. You cover your face, the way you do when you’re embarrassed, and I start rubbing my cock, making sure it’s as hard as possible before I split you on it. With my other hand I grab at your chest, pinching your nipple at first, enjoying the way you gasp, before I squeeze the whole thing, drawing a moan from you.

I’m satisfied with how hard I am now. I hook my fingers under the waistband of your underwear. I look up at you, and once you nod I pull your underwear down.

Your pretty little pussy. I could get off so quick just stroking myself and looking at it. Instead I let myself leak onto the bedspread and I crawl down to start eating you out again, the way I did before, but you grab my hair before I can.

“I just spent an hour having bad sex. If you make me wait any longer to have your cock in me I’m leaving.”

I tug on your hair and you yelp and pout, “You’re so fucking demanding.”

Before you can respond, I shove my cock into you and you practically scream. I’m gonna have to buy the neighbors fruit baskets. I push in harder, go deeper and your arms fly around me, nails digging into my back and I hiss at the pain, before pulling out and slamming back in.

“Cu-cumming!” You say.

“Already?” I say, “Then we’ll just have to keep going for a few rounds. Let’s see, how many times have you had sex with Kyle in the last week? Seven times? Sounds like you’re owed seven orgasms.”

I don’t know if you heard me, you might be too busy swearing and begging and sobbing with pleasure to pay attention. Instead I keep pounding and enjoy the welts you’re digging into my back.

Ugh. Do you have any idea how beautiful you look when you cum? I’m tempted to never tell you, so you don’t get self-concious over it. The way you shut your eyes, how your mouth falls open with a silent scream of pleasure. You’re a work of art.

I slow down a little and your eyes open, and you say, “Wow, that was-“

I’m a rude bitch, I know this. I inturrupt you, rude as ever, by putting your legs over my shoulders, and leaning down to pound you some more in a mating press and soon you’re babbling my name again.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” you say, like a religious mantra, “c-cum in me, I wanna feel you fill me up, I wanna feel you covering me in the morning.” That’s how I learned that as shy as you are, you can dirty talk like a champ. My mind is filled with images of you covered in my drying cum, sticky and satisfied after a night of rest. Waking up in my arms.

I thrust harder and try to focus, your moans and the way your hands feel. Our tits brushing. How your hair feels in my fingers. The clap-clap-clap of my hips on yours. I kiss you, and then say, “Cum for me.”

“You first.”

I pull your hair again, “Fucking demanding.”

But I do cum in you, my hips stuttering and bucking into you wildly. I barely maintain my steady pace, sensitive from climax, and I reach between our bodies to rub at your clit, and soon you’re spasming under me again, making that face and those noises that are quickly becoming permanent fixtures in my spank bank.

As we come down from our climaxes together, I let your legs back down, and I lay on you, our bodies sticking together messily. I kiss you again.

After a warm eternity of silence, you say, “Thank you,” so quietly, “I really enjoyed tonight.”

I whisper into your ear, “Oh did you think we were done?”

After all, we’re only at two out of seven.

#cogniwrites #cheating kink #trans butch #better boyfriend

[carrotkicks]

thinking abt the "dazai and chuuya elope and join the ada together" au again..

#my no.1 favorite thing is skk but they're actually in a relationship and they make eachother better and whatnot hmmm #like ... imagine the two whole years of them being like. domestic roomies/boyfriends/???-whatever they are #say what you want but daz and chu would probably have a very healthy relationship they'd put in ALLL the effort. #if they actually eloped together they'd be like. a completely different FLAVOR do you get it. #also don't ask where chuuya's hat and dazai's bandages went okay. they ran away. this is MY self gratification au. #also also also. warm colors chuuya cool colors dazai. you understand right? #bsd #bungo stray dogs #ada skk au #dazai #chuuya #skk #soukoku #ranpo #kunikida #<- them too

[5oz-mud]

their ship names kimeema. im joking. or am i..?

#kim kitsuragi #coupris kineema #disco elysium #more objectum kim for the masses LETS GO WARRIORS. #im probably prematurely posting this bc i know im gunna draw like at least 3 more things and then want to make another post #I JUST THINK HE LOVES THAT CAR SO DAMN MUCH OK .? OK ? ITS SO ENDEARING. #kim can have three boyfriends. hand for harry. hand for jean. foot for kineema pedal #edit: ITS CALLED KIMNEEMA? THATS EVEN BETTER

[agendercryptidlev]

Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's #And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto! #Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid' #Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack #After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head #Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary #Torchwood #Jack Harkness #Ianto Jones #Janto

[ryan-sometimes]

As a lesbian I find it so funny when women worry about me stealing their boyfriends because the whole time I’m thinking about how much better I could treat her than he does

#Dove Cameron is right I COULD be a better boyfriend than him! #lesbian #sapphic #wlw

[iennoganan-aha]

Sigma PLEASE he’s not funny girl. GO‼️

#dazai is whipped #because nobody laughs at his stupid ass #and sigma is used to fyodors dry ass and Nikolai who thinks dark humor is the only humor #i love them so much they make me sick #GOD sigma deserves better #Dazai loser boy boyfriend #sigzai #bungo stray dogs sigma #bsd sigma #sigma fanart #sigma bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai fanart #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #sigma x dazai #dazai x sigma #bungo stray dogs fanart #bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd fanart #bsd