Diego: I’m bi
Luther: that’s cool, but why did you decide to tell us know?
Diego: Klaus found out and I was very sure he wasn’t gonna be able to keep it
*flashback*
Klaus: bye Diego- I mean not “bi”, but bye. I mean see yah! I mean, have fun only having sex with women. Just banging chicks!!!
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i think about this post every time these two have a scene together
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day one: walking in a winter wonderland - steve harrington
day two: rocking around the christmas tree - steve rogers
day three: i saw mommy kissing santa claus - soldier boy
day four: dreaming of a white christmas - bi-han
day five: last christmas - diego hargreeves
day six: baby it's cold outside - johnny cage
day seven: christmas wrapping - homelander
day eight: all i want for christmas is you - poe dameron
day nine: santa baby - miguel o'hara
day ten: jingle bell rock - soap mactavish
day eleven: let it snow - tomas vrbada (smoke)
day twelve: the most wonderful time of the year - billy butcher
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there’s still time to celebrate your newest brother at the end of the world <3 happy pride from the hargreeves
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I need someone to write an Ice Court Heist AU with the Hargreeves siblings this very moment
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Allison: Dont let the fact that you’re attracted to men stop you from hating them
Diego: It doesn’t
Klaus: It doesn’t, the fact Ive ended up with a man is a curs- …what was that Diego?
Diego: Nothing ?
Allison & Klaus: 👀
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Five: If there's sassy gay sibling, can there also be sarcastic asexual sibling?
Allison: Brutally honest bisexual sibling.
Diego: Pissed off pansexual sibling.
Luther: Skeptical as fuck demisexual sibling.
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on seeing s3ep1 of TUA:
warning: few spoilers ahead
GAAA BEN'S HAIR...BEN IS ALIVE...BEN SHIRTLESS ON A TREADMILL...CHRISTOPHER IS MY FAVORITE LITTLE CUBE GUY...FIVE SPEAKING ITALIAN WITH ADORATION IN HIS EYES...DANCE OFF DREAM SEQUENCE...KLAUS COWBOY HAT...KLAUS LONG COAT...FEI IS AWESOME WITH THE RAVENS AND SHADES AND FIGHTS WITH HER CANE LIKE KAZ FRICKIN BREKKER...VANYA THREATENS MARCUS...DIEGO IS A DAD...FEI'S SEEMINGLY LIMITLESS COLLECTION OF LONG COATS...BEN'S USING HIS TENTACLES...BEN IS VILLAIN...DIEGO WHACKING CUBE SCREAMING WHO'S YOUR DADDY...
im sure i'll remember more but thats it for now
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Top m|f couples where everyone is Bi
(because I said so)
1. Trevor Belmont/Sypha Belnades/Alucard
2. Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts
3. Worf/Jadzia Dax
4. Morticia Addams/Gomez Addams
5. Benedick/Beatrice
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the umbrella academy has four bisexual members and those are Biego, Bila, Bive and Biktor-
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almost all the hargreeves are lady gaga fans
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Diego: get out of here with “gays can’t cook” and “gays can’t drive”. I’m bi and I can do both
Allison: but can you do math?
Diego: don’t-
Diego: don’t do this to me
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Is it just me or do all the brellies have different levels of disaster bi energy?
Except Klaus. Klaus is perfection.
Diego and Lila are peak disaster bis.
Change my mind.
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i did some art of my gorgeous otp
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@jellybeanium124 and @artisticgamzee requested Diego in #4
it is his god given right to wear a crop top
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Is the bbe (big bottom energy) that Diego exudes intentional or
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