#but COOKING OIL???

[sileagen]

THEIR SHIP NAME IS FUCKING 'COOKING OIL'????😭😭

IM SORRY IT MAKES SENSE BUT "COOKING OIL" AND NOT LIKE..... DINAHBALL OR SOMETHING💀

#cooking oil #starlight express #starlight express greaseball #stex greaseball #starlight express dinah #stex dinah #im sorry #it fits them #but COOKING OIL???

[tinyfantasminha]

we don't want fur on the food now do we

#twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst masterchef #jack howl #twst meme #twst shitpost #get jack out of the kitchen.... what if his tail knocks out a pan of frying oil...... #im surprised they didnt give him a cooking hair net who thought this was a good idea #theres white fur all over my parfait #myart

[conscydraws]

Madness, necromancy and unconventional approaches to cooking... I present my second entry for @mxtxfoodzine It's the most ADHD recipe presentation i've ever created

#conscydraws #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #wei wuxian #chilli oil #recipe #cooking #mxtxfoodzine

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[skullzy20]

has anyone done this yet or am I late to the party

x

#my art #digital art #dead plate #dead plate spoilers #rody lamoree #rody dead plate #I can't believe i went through the effort of replacing the gasoline canister with the cooking oil bottle #yes i can actually; im mentally ill #doodles

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Banana brownie cake

Ingredients:

6 ripe bananas

240 grams of almond or peanut butter (1 cup)

1 table spoon of coconut oil

3 drops of vanilla extract

160 grams of cocoa powder (2/3 cup)

chocolate chips and/or thinly sliced almonds as sprinkles

1. heat the oven to 200 degrees Celsius/400 F

2. mix it all together in a bowl, first with a spoon to smoosh the bananas, then use a mixer for 2 minutes to get a nice, even consistency

3. put a baking sheet on a baking pan, pour the mix in

4. sprinkle chocolate chips and/or thinly sliced almonds on top before popping it in the oven for 25 minutes on 180 C or 350 F

5. wait for it to cool

Enjoy!

#not a dream #food #cooking #baking #banana #brownie #cake #banana brownie #almond #almond butter #coconut oil #vanila extract #cocoa powder #cocoa #i plated this just for you #your girly can't eat gluten and sometimes can't eat dairy either #recipe

[imactuallyreallyshort]

#onion #garlic #cooking #cottagecore #olive oil #Knowing tumblr this should do numbers.

[brattylikestoeat]

#zero waste #herbs #how to store herbs #herb garden #herb oil #herb salt #tiktok #tiktok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #savory stim #yummy

[thelcsdaily]

Beef and Broccoli

Broccoli and beef go well together, and this quick and simple stir-fry makes the most of it. There are several of recipes for broccoli beef, but my favorite is the one that calls for sesame oil. This is a basic stir-fried dish that is enhanced by the sweet taste of the nutty sesame oil. You can customize this stir-fry dish to use any protein or vegetables you have in your kitchen, and it still gives a fantastic mix of flavors and textures. This meal offers a flavor of traditional Chinese takeout. One of my mother's favorites.

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food” ― Erma Bombeck

#food #homemade #home cooking #home cooked meal #asian cuisine #chinese cuisine #beef dish #stir fry #sesame oil #food photography #my photography #original photography #thelcsdaily

[cowboy]

Genuinely my shopping list

#my post #yes genuinely i had no cooking oil and needed to pot plants

[b00rad]

No, A shrimp didn't fry this rice

He isn't cooking shit

#Kragen #Kragen Creveth #OC #Shrimp #Fish #Mmmmm delicious oil fire my favorite #Its ok Kragen just because you cant cook dosent mean youre hopeless!!

[daily-deliciousness]

25 minute chili oil egg ramen

#ramen #noodles #ramen noodles #egg #food #dinner #asian food #chili oil #spicy ramen #poached eggs #miso #noodle soup #soup #vegetarian #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[talos-stims]

old-fashioned donuts | source

#talos gifs #stim gifs #stim #food stim #food #irl food #sweets #donuts #doughnuts #cooking #baking #oil #frying #yellow #brown #orange #gold #white #red #gingham #gif ids #id in alt #irl hands

[figofswords]

hi just thought everyone would want to know. I think I just made the all time best potatoes anyone has ever made ever. just wanted to share

#boil some russet potatoes in salt water until they’re fork soft #meanwhile heat olive oil in skillet and cook minced garlic and crushed coriander until fragrant #add chili paste to that #smash potatoes until chunky. add olive oil mix #taste. add more olive oil and salt and black pepper. stir stir stir. add some lemon zest and a few squeezes of lime juice #stir more. taste. add a shit ton of this specific seasoning blend from where I work #which consists of garlic powder salt and like. Rosemary basil and I don’t rmemeber what else. think like Italian seasoning #but heavy on the garlic and also it has red pepper flakes in it #taste. adjust seasoning levels as needed. taste a little more bc oh my god #put away for dinner tomorrow but taste a couple more times before you stick it in the fridge bc Oh My God #I don’t even LIKE potatoes very much. like they’re fine but Holy Shit

[ashenmind]

Tsukasa and Sanae

#oil fire #touhou #dril #im cooking something but it might just be my brain cell

[jheselbraum]

Don't cry. Chop about 2lbs of sweet potatoes (3 or 4 depending on size) into 3/4 inch pieces (about 2cm), add garlic powder, salt, onion powder, pepper, thyme, basil, and paprika (preferably Hungarian paprika) to taste (or just a tsp of each if you need a measurement) and about a capful of olive oil. Mix until spices and oil cover all sweet potatoes. Place potatoes on a tinfoil lined baking sheet in a single layer and bake at 450F for 25 minutes (Google says that's 232C) until sweet potatoes are tender and have begun to brown. Okay?

#You can peel them if you want but I just scrub them real good #Cooking #Food #I did not like sweet potatoes until I tried this recipe #You can use cooking spray if you want but if you've coated the sweet potatoes properly the olive oil will prevent sticking #The foil is mostly so you don't have to wash your baking sheet