#but at least i stay sexy 😌

[butch-himbo-king]

besties i am worrying that my mental health is rapidly deteriorating due to repeated brain injuries 🤪🤪🤪

#personal #realizing more and more things that i’ve been doing recently that are No Bueno and i’m starting to actually get a lil worried lol #like movie montage of elderly person coming to the realization they shouldn’t be living alone anymore type shit #i’ve forgotten to turn off the stove twice this week #like just up and walked away from it as soon as i was done cooking #i’ll set up a load of laundry in the washer and put everything in and get it all ready then just walk away without actually turning it on #turned the shower on yesterday to take a quick one and then two hours later realized the water was still running and i had never gotten in i #that’s all i’m simply losing it and falling apart LOL #but at least i stay sexy 😌

[alwaysaslutforfic]

Daichi Headcanons ❤️ - NSFW

Here he is! The man the myth the legend 🥰

Written in his memory 😔 RIP Daichi

Warnings: mentions of daddy kink, choking, and various position but nothing super explicit

Minors are not allowed to interact and stay out of the cut! Minors DNI!!

I murdered my beta’s like Tanaka murdered Daichi

Check out my headcanons for Tsukki and Kyoutani

Sexy driver pt2. One hand on the wheel, the other holding yours. Just watching his arms flex as he changes gears is enough to have you flustered. Always opens your door for you and helps you get in. Let’s you pick the music and pulls over if you want takeout

Concedes the aux cord but has pretty good taste in music. Prefers more mellow sounds. Indie, jazz, soft rock. He takes you to local shows as dates and will either watch you dance, or hold you close to slow jams. FestivalDaichi! is a new man. Get him drunk and he gets handsy. (Drunk kisses 🤤)

Just loves to spend time with you. The best day out partner. Breakfast at a cafe in the morning, holds your bags and your hand. He doesn't complain if you wanna try on clothes or shoes or browse games, he’s just genuinely happy to be there

A handyman. Owns a tool belt that you bought him and looks damn good in it too. Puts up shelves, fixes sinks, cleans gutters, mows lawns. And if it’s summer, then you have a shirtless handyman to boot. (Note to self: handman Daichi 😌)

Speaking of shirtless Daichi, because of his rota at the firestation (hashtag: FiremanDaichiForLife) he prefers to workout at home. He works out in the garden when it’s warm, and in the living room when it’s cooler. Either way, you have a free show at least twice a week. He will let you sit on his back while he does push ups, or hold you while he squats

Will indulge all your couple tiktok challenges with a sheepish grin, and fondness in your eyes. The comments are full of ‘get you a man who looks at you like that’

This man is romantic. I’m talking candlelit dinner, flowers for no reason, surprise lunch at your workplace. He’s just a modern, old-fashioned man who treats you like a treasure

The king of soft intimacy. Cooking together. Baths together. Wine and candles in your living room. Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles. Play with his hair and you risk just putting him straight to sleep, but who can resist the world’s best weighted blanket.

Daichi is forever your personal cheerleader. He supports all your choices, dreams, and goals. He’ll give you advice, or talk through anything you’re hesitant on. Even if they’re whimsical. You wanna start dance classes. He’ll go to any recital. You decide to switch to marathon running, he’ll be there with a sign and a gallon of water. Cosplay, chocolate making, fanfiction 😉. He doesn’t care, as long as you’re happy

Call. Him. Daddy. And let him fuck you into the mattress or kitchen table, or sofa, or floor as a result

I touched on this briefly once, but choke him. You are Not in charge, but he just loves the feeling of your hand on his throat. The flutter of your fingers as he makes you cum

An ass man through and through. At this point his fingerprints are embedded in your ass cheeks from the way he grips them. Doggy; he’s spanking you. Missionary; he’s using your ass as leverage. Riding him; better believe he’s squeezing it as he makes you bounce harder.

Speaking of handy men, he has big hands and puts them to good use. Sits you on his lap and fingers you until he thinks you’re ready

Thick thighs save lives, and Daichi wants you to ride his. He’ll lick your nipples while you do, and basks in the mess you make on his thighs as a result (clearly my thoughts revolve around sitting in his lap and having a great time)

Without fail, will pull them panties to the side. Even on days when you have time to get naked. Loves the way you look in lingerie and loves the way you soak the fabric when he makes you cum

Daichi just make brain go brrr. Nothing but respect for my husband captain

#haikyuu smut #hq smut #hq x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq fluff #haikyuu fluff #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu daichi #hq daichi #daichi sawamura #daichi x reader #daichi smut #daichi thirst

[chrisis-averted]

Eurovision 2023 Songs ABRIDGED

Yes, I’m doing that again. You’re welcome!  😙 Once again, this is for humor purpose, don’t take it too seriously.

Albania: treasure your family, it’s not going to be there forever 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧

Armenia: I want to meet my soulmate 🥺

Australia: dare to try new things 🤩

Austria: yeah, fuck the music industry, it just exploits artists 👻

Azerbaijan: we broke up but I still think about you 🥺

Belgium: you got me to love myself 🥰

Croatia: yeah, fuck Russia 😈

Cyprus: you’re toxic as hell, girl 😠

Czechia: yeah, fuck gender inequality 🧕

Denmark: I’m afraid of starting a relationship because it might go bad 😥

Estonia: I want to connect with people 🤗

Finland: it’s Friday, I’m tired as fuck, I just want to party and get drunk 🥴

France: I have changed, for good and for ill 😌

Georgia: I have faith there will be better days 😌 

Germany: we are made of beautiful and ugly things 🤩

Greece: it’s those who are broken that help others more 🥰

Iceland: I got out of a toxic relationship and I’m euphoric 😃

Ireland: treasure your uniqueness 🌈

Israel: I’m rare and precious, like a mythical creature 🦄

Italy: I’m a hopeless romantic 🥺

Latvia: I lost hope in this world 😔

Lithuania: I got out of depression thanks to you 🥰

Malta: I’d rather stay at home than get out and party 😴

Moldova: I shall marry you in the forest under the sun and moon 🦌

Netherlands: I lost fascination with life and I’m scared I’m wasting time 😥

Norway: I’m a goddamn queen 👸

Poland: I slept with half the jury because sure as hell I can’t sing I am sexy and want to party 🥴

Portugal: oh fuck I’ve fallen in love and I’m a mess 😵

Romania: I’ve fallen head over heels for a girl who’s toying with me 🙃

San Marino: oh wow, you’re sexy, wanna come home with me? 😍

Serbia: the world is severely fucked up 😡

Slovenia: our generation sees no hope in the future, so we at least we enjoy the moment 🙃

Spain: I love you, my child 👩‍👧

Sweden: I want the only man I cannot have 🥰

Switzerland: our generation feels trapped in the wars caused by people who don’t care about us 😡

Ukraine: we are stronger than they think 😡

United Kingdom: I got cheated on, so now I’m having fun without him 😏

Eurovision Songs Abridged 2021 | 2022

#three heavy metal songs and several depressed/angry millennial songs #this is going to be an interesting year #eurovision 2023 #eurovision #esc 23

[ahundredtimesover]

MIMI I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SO DAMN MUCHHH!!!! first we got to see more about jungkook and a back story on his lifestyle and how he is the way he is 🥹🥹🥺 and then we saw a bit of why oc likes to stay closed off with her love life too. and then as the chapter progressed we saw so much soft moments and my heart is literally fluttering. like when he followed her at the art center place because she was in AWE. he saw her with a new emotion he didn’t see before on her face and followed her because he’s so whipped and then in the perfect moment he caught her when she was abt to fall!!!!!!! i screamed so muchhh and thennnn he got sooo worried about the situation and whether or not she got hurt🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 AND he stayed by her side and tried to prevent anything from hurting her or putting her in danger. AND THEN WHEN HE TIED THE HAT STRAP FOR HER AKDHSKDHDKDJDJDB I COULDNT CONTAIN MY SCREAMING AND KICKING DRJFHEJDJ HE EVEN TEASED HER FOR IT BC IT LOOKED FUNNY ON HER IM STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT ENTIRE SCENE AND EVERYTHING THAT WENT ON

AND YOONGI IS A REAL ONE HE REALLY HELPED JUNGKOOK COME TO REALIZATION WITH THESE FEELINGS HE HAS AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOONGI💝💘🌸💗🩷💞💕💖

oh and don’t get me started on the gala event. they went as DATES looking all hot and sexy they held on to eachother, jungkook protected her from that creep, and he stayed with her the entire night goshhhhh the story is progressing so perfectly thank you mimi😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

OKAY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY FAVORITE PART IS THE FACT THAT HE CALLED HER NAME LIKE THREE TIMES THIS CHAPTER IT JUST CAME SO NATURALLY AND I SWEAR I FELT BUTTERFLIES AND WAS NON STOP SMILING AND KICKING MY FEET, GIGGLING AND EVERYTHING🦋🦋🦋🦋🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THIS STORY WE LOVE YOU MIMI THANK YOU TRULYYY💖💖💖💖

OKAY FIRST HELLO HI ILY THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY 😭😭😭 I love knowing which parts stick out to you guys and I loooove that it’s those moments that got me kicking screaming crying myself hahaha (and now I think that the next chapters moments will rly make u melt 🤭)

And yes, these two have their reasons and backstories for being the way they are. Like, they’re just scared and closed off and don’t know what and how they can give themselves to another person 😢 but as we see, they’re slowing softening up! Lol that helmet strap hha seems so trivial but I get you, anon! That made me giddy, too.

We all love Yoongi! And we actually see that he does care for OC. He’s moved on and he just wants her happy, however that looks like 😌

AND WOW u kept tabs of how many times he called her by her name hahaha I love that you’re picking up on that bc we see how he’s slowly crossing the line through it!! Hehe more to come! Thank you so much for dropping by and making me so happy with this ask 💕💕💕 sending you love!!!!

#mimianswers #fic: iwyts

[be-ready-when-i-say-go]

You did it again! Loved “Across the Bar”. Thank you, thank you, thank you! 😝 I didn’t actually have another request ready, but I needed to think up at least one more after reading that. 😌

Another Shawn. (For me it’s always Shawn; it’s pathetic really.) I read something recently that had such good back and forth banter between the couple in the story. So, I guess I’m just looking for something fun and flirty in an established relationship. Maybe throw in some dirty/sexy innuendos, but it doesn’t have to lead to smut since you just did one of those for me. LOL Feel free to get him (or her) all flustered/worked up though. There can always a be denial in the follow through (or a future promise). 😆 Some quips or ribbing, some playful teasing, a little competitiveness? Maybe during something mundane or everyday, like she goads him into doing yoga with her or something. (Just an example- the first I thought up; it can be whatever you might like it to be.)

Idk. What do you think?

I kept this one a little shorter, only wanted to the banter to be focal point.

Written for Graduation Blurb Weekend. Today, May 8th, 2022, is the last day to submit a request. 

Female Reader Insert. CW: 18+ Content (Smut Adjacent)

Cleaning Day

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Saturdays and Sundays are cleaning days. There’s no way around this. There's no avoiding the fates. There is only ever joining in, or at the very least, not interrupting the flow. Shawn, after the bed shakes for a moment, listens. You brush your teeth, get dressed, and then shuffle out the room. Though Shawn knows he’s not going back to sleep, he continues to lay in bed, cradling the pillow to his chest. A speaker beeps to life. 

It’s going to happen. It’s all going to happen and then a moment later, Shawn hears the crooning of Mary J. Blige. There it goes. Shawn pushes up from the mattress a little and listens to the cabinets opening and closing. He tries to remember what part of the house you’re supposed to be tackling today. Last weekend you deep cleaned the bathrooms and prepped dinner. Shawn thinks that maybe you’re going to tackle the kitchen. 

And if you are going to deep clean the kitchen, that means he needs to get up because you’re definitely going to go for washing walls and deep cleaning the stove. Which means he needs to make sure you don’t hurt yourself. Shawn makes quick work of brushing his teeth and throws on pants, but forgoes a t-shirt. Mostly because the one he was going to wear isn’t on the back of the chair and he assumes you’ve snagged it. 

Stepping out of the door, Shawn immediately spots you on your step stool. You’re pulling the stuff from off the top of the fridge and he walks over, hands resting gently on your waist. “Hey, hot stuff,” you grin, turning to look at him. 

“Good morning to you too,” he laughs, pinching your ass. “Also that’s my shirt and you know it!”

“Guess you’ll have to take it off me.”

“You’d like that wouldn’t you? Love me to undress you?”

You laugh for a moment before you can return. “You love it too. Don’t even lie.”

He laughs, but stays behind you to ensure you don’t get wobbly trying to clear off the top of the fridge. He’d offer to do the job himself, but you’d refuse having already started it and he doesn’t mind the facefull of your panty cladded backside. When you start to shift, Shawn takes a step back and lets you set all the boxes and tins onto the counter. 

“Are you going to deep clean out the fridge too?” Shawn asks, pulling out your gloves and buckets. Inside of them already are the sponges and cleaners you’ve designated for the kitchen. 

“We probably should see what has expired and what’s still good.”

Shawn hums, filling one bucket with some warm water. “So clean appliances, walls, counters and then we deep dive into the fridge.”

“Sounds like a man with a plan,” you return, sliding up behind Shawn. You playfully tap his ass before kissing the back of his bicep. 

“Hey, missy. What’s going on here?”

“Oh, come off it. You love it when I play with your ass.” You give your thanks and take the bucket from Shawn. He squawks, watching you go back to the step stool to begin the cleansing. He does, but that’s not the thing he expected from you first thing in the morning. He laughs and fills the second bucket to start on wiping down the walls of the kitchen. This deep of a clean is a two person job and slowly over the months, Shawn has picked up on all your little intricacies. You like to clean the appliance first and the walls. Then you clean counters. 

And when it’s not cleaning, Shawn has learned the small things about you too. Like the way you do a two-step to almost any song that you love. You love having more time in the morning to do things than the mornings so you wake early out of dedication to keeping a schedule. Your prefer cooler showers if you’re showering in the morning and warmer showers at night. And it’s all the small things, but it’s those things that matter the most between the two of you. 

Another song comes up on the shuffle and both you and Shawn start to belt out the lyrics. He spins to watch you and you turn from the wiping down the fridge handles to sing to each other. He’s the singer, obviously, at how flawlessly he hits the higher notes, but you love to join in with him. Laughter and giggles fall from you two after the note passes and the two of you resume your assigned work. 

As the morning progresses, the two of you keep passing teasing touches. Shawn’s hand on your ass. You trail your nails over his stomach. It’s intimate, gives both of you a fluster, but is clearly not taking precedent. Shawn steps away to the restroom, pressing a kiss to your temple. “I’ll be right back.”

“Okay. Don’t fall in,” you call out behind him. 

Shawn laughs. “I’ll do my best.”

The music continues to filter around the kitchen and you scrub at the oven floor after letting the cleaner sit for the last hour. A couple minutes later, Shawn returns back to the kitchen and as he passes, he cups the back of your neck and tilts your head back. 

“Yes, my dear?” you ask, batting your lashes up at him. 

“Oh, so innocent. But not later,” he teases, thumb teasing your lips. 

“Oh, later, I’ll never be innocent again,” you return, tongue flicking out against his thumb. Your heart is racing just a little in your chest and you’re cursing the way the wetness gathers between your legs, but it’s Shawn and he’ll always make it so easy for you. You’ll never resist him. 

A small punch of arousal hits Shawn’s gut and he squats down to capture your lips into a kiss. “Love you,” he whispers. 

“Love you too.” He stands and turns to the sink to wipe it down.

“Love your ass in those boxer briefs too,” you tack on. Shawn punctuates the sentence with a tiny wiggle and the sound of both of your later bounces over the lyrical flow of Lauryn Hill.

#shawn mendes #shawn mendes fic #shawn mendes blurb #shawn mendes fanfic #shawn mendes smut #shawn mendes smut adjacent #shawn mendes imagine #shawn mendes x reader #shawn mendes x female reader #h writes #h's graduation celebration blurb weekend

[till-you-scream-and-cry]

Hi! Can I request no.4 (if it's still available and nobody snatches it as I'm writing this 😂) angst+smut with Ethan? Say yn and Ethan are friends who have feelings for each other, but neither will make the first move. Ethan is helping yn move apartments and accidentally comes accross her old notes about suicide in all the clutter (given he never knew she was suffering. Can also be about depression, if you're not okay mentioning suicidal thoughts). He asks her about it, she breaks down, blabs about being in love with him, and then the nasty (or fluffy, it's up to you) sexy time 😌

there it is, I hope you’ll like it. I’ve decided to end it with fluff because it felt right. I was a bit unsure of this idea at first but it turned out to be very touching and personal (at least to me), I have to admit, so thank you 💕

#4. “I smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” + Ethan + angst/fluff

“Can you please hand me this box?”

You looked out the window and pointed at the giant package sitting in the backseat of Ethan’s car. He grabbed it and gracefully carried it inside. 

“That’s the last one. Was there anything left in your old flat?” He asked, wiping the sweat off his forehead.

“Just the nightstand and one box in the bedroom, I think.” You scratched your forehead and sat down on the chair heavily. Ethan looked around and sighed. 

“I’ll go and get it, you stay and rest a little. Maybe order some food? We deserve a good rest.” He smiled and placed a soft kiss on your head. 

“Thank you, really.” You watched him leave with a smile. If he only knew how much he meant to you.

Ethan arrived at your old flat, he strolled through the place, whistling quietly. He checked all drawers, shelves and corners. You were right, the only thing left was the nightstand and a small box. He chuckled at the tape you wrapped around the drawer to keep it closed and intact while moving. Sadly as soon as he picked it up, the tape gave up and the drawer swung open. Some of the things fell out: a collection of pens, tissues, an old candle and a notebook. Ethan didn’t mean to read any of it, yet the notebook fell on the ground and landed on the last written page. He picked it up and glanced. Ethan sat down on the edge of the bed and sighed heavily. The last entry was from only a few days back. You described how stressed you were about the move, and how anxious it was making  you. There was also a sentence he noticed that filled his eyes with tears.

“Dear god…” He mumbled and closed the notebook. 

It felt wrong, but he was glad that it happened. At least now he knew how poorly you really were. That your happiness was a facade, a mask you were pitting on to avoid questions. That you were so close to giving up.

Ethan packed everything back into the drawer and taped it again. He packed all your things into the car and left, unable to stop thinking about you with heartache. You welcomed him with a box of pizza and a wide smile.

“hey you, got everything?” you asked and walked to him to give him a hug.

“Yeah, you’re officially done.” He tried to smile but the words he just read kept ringing in his head. 

You were eating in silence, you sent him a suspicious look and frowned.

“What is it? Did you find some weird sex toy under the bed?” You chucked and put the pizza slice down. “Ethan talk to me, you've been really weird since you came back.

He took a moment to gather his thoughts and cleared his throat. He looked at you with worry and love in his eyes.

“I wasn’t snooping, but the drawer opened and your notebook fell out.” He started quietly and watched you freeze at his words. “It opened at the last entry and… I’m sorry but I’ve read it.”

Your smile slowly faded away, and you bit your lip, feeling the tears filling your eyes. He moved closer and took your hand in his. 

“Darling I had no idea…I’m so sorry you had to be alone with…” His voice cracked and his big brown eyes also filled with tears.

“I smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” You looked at him with a faint smile, letting a tear roll down your cheek. He squeezed your hand harder.

“If I only knew…you know you can tell me everything right? I would never judge you, you’re so damn important to me, the idea that I could lose you…” He looked down and shook his head. 

“Ethan…” You gently grabbed his chin to look into his eyes. “It’s been like this for a while. It's hard, I have to admit, but…you can’t blame yourself for not doing anything.”

“But how could I miss that? I’m supposed to be here for you, support you…”

“You are the only reason why I’m still alive.”

Your words were echoing in the room. He looked at you as if you were the most fragile and precious thing on the planet. As if you were about to fall apart in front of his eyes. 

“My love…” He mumbled and knelt in front of you.

Ethan cupped your face with his big hands, wet from tears. He tucked the string of your hair behind your ear and leaned closer. He pressed his lips to yours and kissed you, gently but with so much passion, as if he tried to kiss your pain away. As if he tried to take some of your sorrows. He stood up and picked you up, holding you tightly. he sat on the couch, with you on his lap. He held you close, so close that you could feel his heartbeat. He kept stroking your back, and your hair, kissing your head softly. 

“I love you so much, you’re not alone, I’ll never let you deal with this alone…” he mumbled, sniffling quietly.

You trusted him, and for the first time in months, you felt peace and a glimpse of hope.

#god i'm crying #maneskin blurbs #maneskin fiction #ethan blurb #ethan angst #ethan fluff #tw: self harm #tw: suicidal thoughts #tw:depression #my writing #blurbs #prompts

[lokilow-keystabbing]

Although I think New year is overrated as fuckkk🙂 I do wish all my bayernblr besties a happy Neuer Jahr!

Praying and manifesting that at least some of us can see our sexy team in real life bc we deserve it😌💕

Stay safe and healthy and lot's of love🥂💕

#fc bayern #bayern munich #bayern münchen #happy new year #happy neuer #i think im funny #manuel neuer

[pearblossommina]

ToG Read-A-Long, Empire of Storms, day 7

Ch 40

"I've never been with a man. Never had the chance or the interest."

He cocked his head, his dark, silken hair sliding over his face. "Do you prefer women?"

😌 “Yes in fact - there’s this beautiful witch named Manon - and I am desperately in love with her - and she saved me one time, and it was the most beautiful perfect lesbian rescue sequence ever - and she likes to eat men - and I’m gonna learn how to eat men someday too!”

(I’m not sorry) (I’m still shipping it)

I do like to see characters pining for each other, but I think some of the fun of it went out for me when Elide told him she was a virgin and he immediately started fantasizing about her sexually. Idk, there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin, or having a partner who’s not one, but it just felt a little icky and predatory of him? It’s not like she offered, lol. She… kind of specifically said she’s not interested.

So

Stop being gross Lorcan

Ch 41

Ok so now we’re back to building up that friendship. Back to the Shrek and Donkey vibes that started it all. The, “Do you have any friends? Me neither!” conversation was perfect, so heartwarming, in a kinda fucked-up dark and sad way. Can you two stay like this, and not be gross, lusting after untouched virgin, weirdos!

Ch 42

"I am not a woman," was all she said. But hot temper laced those molten gold eyes.”

Then tell me how you identify you sexy non-binary babe

(Hey have I mentioned)

(I love Manon)

"Witch, woman ... as long as the parts that matter are there, what difference does it make?"

Dorian. You’re on thin ice boy.

"There is no one else I'd want guarding my back." Other than Chaol, but ... it was no use even thinking about him, missing him.”

I miss him too! You’d think with all the perspective changing in this book we would have heard from Chaol at least one time. What has he been up to!

“Often, the dream was that a great cat, pale and speckled like old snow on granite, sat in the cabin with her, its long tail slashing back and forth when it noticed her glazed attention.

Sometimes, it was a grinning white wolf. Or a calm-eyed golden mountain lion.”

Who is the grinning white wolf? Is it Aedion? I still wanna know what his animal form is!

Ch 43

The little boat ride between Elide and Lorcan

I really like that part where she tore into him and told him he had no friends because no one can stand to be around him, called him pathetic. You go, girl! So fierce! Get him!

The Shrek and Donkey third act breakup, soon we will get our Hallelujah moment and they’ll come back together.

Ch 44

“Rowan's hips began to move, setting a lazy, smooth pace as he kept his canines buried in her neck.”

✋😮‍💨

I have to say. As horny as this book makes me. And as much as I adore reading the sappy, romantic smut SJM writes. I don’t really like Dorian x Manon? They… they just seem so random together…… I dunno. It’s just off somehow, and it really doesn’t do it for me. Despite being a huge Manon-loving horndog, watching her submit to Dorian was, like, really unsexy somehow.

Am I broken!

I thought all I wanted was more smut and romance, and here it is, laid out on a silver platter, and I’m like, mmm, no.

(At least I’ll always have Rowaelin.) (Team bite her!!! BITE HER HARDER!)

#tog read along 2023 #empire of storms

[emotionsandphenomena]

For the TV show ask game!! Do Leverage!! :)

Favourite character: parker 💞 knife girls 4ever

Funniest character: Elliot 🫡

Best-looking character: Hardison 😌 and not just in the face. I love you sexy nerds...

3 favourite ships: probly just hackerhitterthief three times. each permutation maybe

Least favourite character: Crowley supernatural fbi guy

Least favourite ship: I don't hate sophienate I just don't care about it

Reason why I watch it: came for the heists stayed for the anticapitalist antiusamerican anticop rhetoric

Why I started watching it: honestly don't remember .. must've been reccd on Netflix? I don't think I'd heard of it before that

[lovelykhaleesiii]

🥹🥹🥹 🥺 love you more bubs <3333333333

Also enjoy bc I am h o o k e d on modern!Aegon rn, idk what they put in Tom but I am hooked 😌

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You and Aegon never got along. Ever. Ever since middle school. He portrayed himself as this spoiled rich fuck boy - and don't get it wrong, he WAS all those things - but you knew if he put his mind to something, he could succeed. With or without his father's money. Which is why you should have figured something was up as soon as he approached you on a warm day at the begining of senior year. You should have also known something was up because just a few days before, your dad had placed a new house rule.

"Fine. You want to date," he says to your sister, "you can date." He pauses for a second. "When your sister dates."

"But- but she's a mutant! She will never date!"

"Then you will never date. Oh, I like that." He then leaves to go to the kitchen.

What had followed was you and your sister getting into an insult match and her being angry at you for not wanting to date just so she could date. You finally had enough and went into your bedroom until dinner was done.

While past eighteen, your father had always been protective of you and your sister. Your sister only being nineteen while you were twenty-two, he kept the no dating rule from high school into college...well you did.

"Hey there," Aegon says smoothly.

You give him a what the fuck? Look. You both mutually - and silently - agreed to stay out of each others way, at least until college - but fate fucking hated you because he had managed to get into your college of choice. It was a surprise to both of you when you had found he had three classes with you. So, now, here he was.

"You must really know how to get a guy's attention."

You roll your eyes, grabbing your duffle bag that had your sports uniform in it. "My mission in life. But you see, it worked!" You motion toward him. "The world makes sense again." Grabbing your water bottle, you walk away but he was persistent.

"Why don't you let me take you on a date this Friday?"

You fake gasp. "Oh?" You say. "Where? The 7/11?"

Your response gets a snicker from Aegon. "I can take you placed you never been before."

You scuff before jokingly saying, "do you even know my name fuck boy?"

It takes a moment for Aegon to process if you were serious. "I do," he responses. "You know I do. We've known each other since middle school."

You fake laugh before leaving him dead in his tracks.

This was not going to be easy. You were tough to crack. But that didn't matter, he loved a challenge.

You and a couple of friends decided to go out to this club, to let off some steam. And you desperately needed it. Aegon had been constantly trying to wiggle his way into your small bubble you had made for yourself. He even wanted to manage to break through the walls you also build around yourself. But you weren't going to let him.

Going up to the snack bar, you ask for a water...which is when Aegon shoots his shot. Again.

"You know I watched you dance, you never looked more sexy!"

It must have been the few drinks or your post dancing haze but you smirked before saying, "thank you! You didn't look too bad yourself!"

And before you walk away, he says, "i'm picking you up tomorrow night!"

You don't answer as you walk back to your friends.

"Was that a yes?!"

"No!"

"Was that a no?!"

"No!

The next night you had dressed up and drove with Aegon to a party. The party that your ex was throwing. The party that your ex was throwing which you AND your sister would be attending. You were very observant, so, when you notice your ex getting a little too close with your sister, you imminently went into protective big sister mode.

"Well, looks who's here," he says, slinging a arm around you. You roll your eyes. "I know what you're doing. Stay away from my sister."

"Oh, i'll stay away from your sister. But I can't promise she won't stay away from me."

Just then, your sister had walked by, of course getting his attention. You scuff. Hey, you tried. You then down five shots in a minute, trying to numb the lingering pain in your chest. Unbeknownst to you, Aegon watched the entire thing. He was starting to fill this thing called guilt. The reason? Your ex had paid him to take you out. Why him well, you had a reputation. A bad one. Almost everybody - besides a select few - were scared of you and Aegon was the only one who wasn't phased. There was also your father's new house rule and your ex suggested taking you out for a shot with your sister. But he couldn't tell you that. Yet.

You and Aegon had split up and when he finally found you, you were drunk. So drunk infect that you could barely stand.

"Okay, come on," he says, helping you up and puting your arm around his neck. He figures the cool night air will snap you back into soberness so he carefully sits you down on the swing.

"That was patronizing," you stay groggery.

"Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed."

Silence.

"So...you going to tell me why you did it?"

"Why I did what?"

"Let that jackass get to you. I known you long enough that I know you never drink. Now you're drunk on a swing."

"I hate him," you state.

Aegon sighs, moving a strand of hair from your face and tucking it behind your ear.

Your eyes scan his face as he does this and in your drunken haze, you say, "your eyes are really pretty."

"Thank-"

His sentence is cut short by your puking on his shoes. He shrugs it off and assures you that it's fine and you didn't mean it.

You decide to crash at his large luxurious apartment, you did not want to have your dad see you like this. He has you change and put on one of his t-shirts and sleep shorts. He also took the couch and made sure to make sure you slept on your side, making sure you didn't choke on your vomit.

The next morning, you wake up in his bed, the smell of coffee in the air. Looking over to see what time it was, a pain pill bottle and tall glass of water sits on the table. And after downing the water, you hesitantly throw back the covers and make your way to the kitchen.

As you get to the kitchen, he comes through the door. With food.

"Honey, i'm home!" He jokes.

You don't say anything as you sit at the table as he unpacks the food.

As you eat, you say, "Thank you...for like...taking care of me and all that."

Aegon swore that you could see a blush on his pale face. "No problem. Anytime."

The rest of the breakfast is ate in silence.

After that experience, you couldn't get Aegon out of your head. And you surprise yourself by agreeing to go a paintball place in town after class. Which is where after chasing you and gently tacking you to the ground, he takes off the masks they had you wear and covered in paint, manage to have your first kiss with him.

After a lot more dates over the next few weeks - plus with your sister having her dates - you finally agree to be his official girlfriend - much to to the delight to your sister -

Another party had approached so, you and Aegon were going to. This time, no alcohol. And looking back, Aegon realized he had gained REAL feelings for you. If he had to guess, it was when he saw you in HIS clothing. He had all but forgotten about the deal with your ex.

As you get thirsty, you walk away to the snack bar, which is where your ex ambushes Aegon. He had been trying to talk to him for WEEKS and now here he was. Unlucky for your ex though, your sister had lost interest in him after he had left her at the party to go hang out with some other girl and now she was hanging out with a different guy.

Your ex noticed you over Aegon's shoulder so when he tapped on his shoulder, he boldly and loudly stated, "I didn't pay you to ask her out so her sister can ditch me!"

Aegon's eyes go wide as he realized that you definitely over heard. He slowly turns to you. You looked like you seen a ghost. You don't even react, only leaving.

"Don't believe him!" He calls out to you. He has ran after you. He was seriously going to defend himself. "It wasn't what it-"

"Looked like?" You finish. A sarcastic laugh escapes your lips. "What was it then? A down payment then and a bonus for fucking me?"

Aegon internally cringed at the choice of words and he doesn't say anything as you walk away.

You spend the entire night crying into your pillow and by the next morning, your eyes were red and your throat was sore from all the sobbing.

Aegon had agreed to meet your sister at the park where she had cussed him out.

"You're a prick, you know that?"

He only nods.

"I mean, it's a dick move! I really thought you loved her. You know why they broke up?"

He shakes his head.

"Because he used her," your sister states. "He was her first time and when she didn't want to do it again, he dumped her and said she was only good for a good fuck."

His eyes go wide. "Wait, then why did YOU want to date him?"

She can only shrug. "I was stupid...I guess. But you really are a piece of shit fuck face. I actually thought you loved her!"

"I do." He says.

Its simple. To the point.

"What?"

"I do love her. I'm in love with her."

He lets you have your space as he comes up with a genuine apology. Thankfully he had one.

Knocking at your door, you almost immediately slam it in his face, but he stops it with his foot. "Please. Let me explain."

You sigh and he noticed you wear wearing his sleep walking animals band shirt, the leader of which looked striking like him. You then slowly open the door, finally letting him in and he breathes a sigh of relief.

"Please, let me explain."

Sitting on the couch, arms crossed, you nod, giving him a nod. He examined you. Your hair was a mess and your eyes were red but to Aegon, you were the most beautiful person he seen.

He sighs, rolling his sweaty palms on his pants. He looked like hell too. His eyes also were red - which were more noticeable with his pale skin - his clothing and hair looked disheveled, and his face was stained with tears with the guilt that kept him up at night. The guilt of hurting you. Lying to you.

"I know what happened...between you and your ex. I want to say I am so sorry he told you that. I messed up when he told me to just date you just so he could go out with your sister. He was an asshole and I was wrong for taking the money."

You scuff. You weren't going to budge. Not even with Aegon having his puppy dog eyes on you.

He surprises you by getting in his knees in front of you. " I love you," he softly says, taking your hand and running his surprisingly soft fingers over your knuckles. "You may as well take my heart. it's already full of you."

You swipe your hand away. "Go. You know NOTHING about me. You've known me only three weeks!"

"Three weeks?" He asks. "I've known you all my life."

That wasn't a lie. You knew that for sure.

"All your life?" You repeat.

He takes your hands back into his own, placing your hand on his chest. Over his heart. You could feel his heart beat. "It's true," he states. "When I heard beautiful music I thought 'she'd like that'. I looked at flowers knowing that one day I'd give them to you."

You are stunned into silence. You stare at him for a few moments before getting up from the couch Aegon remained on his knees. "I am truly sorry," he voice comes out in a crack that almost breaks your heart. Almost. "I should have never agreed. It was stupid."

"Yes, it was."

"I failed anyway."

"Oh? Why?"

He then gets up from the floor. "Because I fell for a pretty great woman."

You can't but laugh, a sign to Aegon you have partially forgave him. You hated - and loved - how much he knew you. He then leans in for a kiss but before your lips connect to his, you grab him by his collar. "Lie to me like that again, I will kill you. Got it?"

"Got it."

You then pull him in for the kiss. He had lots of making up for but he would do anything for you.

-🔥

ugh now I'm in the mood to rewatch 7TIHAY !!!!!

this was brilliant nonnie, the angst, the fluff all in one!!!! delightful little read <3

#🔥 anon #aegon ii targaryen #aegon ii targaryen asks

[khaleesiofalicante]

"Man is the least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth" - Oscar Wilde

Ok, last weekend was shit. But I loved this chapter. Just some points:

Raphael being the real MVP as always 😎

Magnus prefers to be sun-kissed.

And the LA sun doesn’t just kiss you.

It full-on makes out with you.

Idk why I laughed so hard 😂😂

God, the photoshoot looked great😍

I kinda like you, random sir hdgsjdhdj

The thing about boundaries was soooo on point on the way things went for him!!

The way he knew he made the right decision even if it hurted😭

This doesn’t sound like his heart making shit up. This sounds like his heart. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP JFHDIDJDK

Magnus not taking shit about the company us badass behavior😎

“If you like her so much, then you should date her.” “Oh, I wish.  But I’m tragically heterosexual,” Have I said I love Catarina in the last 5 minutes?!? She is just🥺 🥰

When will this man stop walking in on everyone?!?!?! Honeslty this scene was so funny tho😂😂

I love Luca ok?!?!? But also yes, raisins are bad!!!

Luca and his raisins can suck it. OMFG

THAT PHONE CALL MADE ME VERY🥺🥺🥺 THEY ARE SO SOFT AND IN LOVE AHDHKDVDOF

“I know that,” Alec chuckles. “I just meant, like, it makes no sense. We are just saying random shit. Cute buttons and cold shoulders.” This man gets me😌

I love that video with my soul jdhdjdhdkjx

I read some comments analysing the way Max and Rafe are scared of Alec and Magnus, saying thta they aren’t scared of their anger, they are scared of their saddness and I just- 😭

“I’m actually surprised that Max is scared of me,” Alec chuckles. “Little shit doesn’t act like it.”Its all about pretend honey jdgdjjd jk, jk

HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING?!! FUCK!!

Max a lot of potential, but as that snippet said, sometimes you dont know what to do with it!!

ANJALI IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST, THE REAL MVP, A GODNESS, A QUEEN, THE BEST THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER, THE-

Honestly, I love her!! She could step on me and I would thank her😍😍

"She is the kind of person who doesn’t need to be told twice." Like the badass she is😎

Anjali be like: Yall are a mess and you did fucked up, fortunately you have me to smack some sense to you and that is very sexy of her😌

"He stayed with you every day after that. That was his choice. So, don’t you ever fucking question whether Rafael loves you. Don’t ever question my Rafael’s love. Not when that’s all he knows how to do.” 💙💙💙💙

The scenes with Ben were actually amazing and really sweet!! I hope my boy finds the love he deserves!!! He took care of Rafe and he is his friend and I am emo🥺

Even amidst all the chaos and pain, he looks perfect and beautiful. This boy knows how to have a break down. Anjali sighs dreamily.  Honestly sams Anjali💕

Magnus and Ben talking about Alec is something I didnt know I needed but absolutely loved it!!!

“Okay. Don’t ask me how I know this. But I technically can. It’s called parental kidnapping and it’s illegal in the state of New York.”👀👀

“Max carries a lot of pain too. Just because it doesn’t look like yours, it doesn’t mean it hurts him any less.”  they are both hurting and it is hurting me too!!!

“I sometimes wish I was like him,” Rafael says quietly. “I wish I could do instead of think.” BITCH THE WAY I RELATE TO THIS BOY IS WRONG JDHDISJ

Rafael, baby, please take care of yourself and dont be so hard on you. You are doing already amazing. You are allowed to take a break and rely on others!! As someone once said "You gotta practice that self-love, honey!"

"I only wish I had known how to stop. I wish I had looked at you and told you that you’ve done enough." Don’t mind me. Just going to make this another quote that will live 24/7 in my brain🥰

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON😭😭

“You are not weak. You are tired,” Magnus smiles. “Enough now. It’s time to rest.”

///

“My Rafael,” Magnus whispers. “I wish I was half as strong as you are on your weakest day.”

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO HUG ME AFTER THIS DJHDKDJ

“Because if there is one thing I know for certain, it is that Alec loves me more than anyone,” THE RANGE THAT THEY HAVE OMFG<3333

Let's get this babe some sobriety, love and therapy🥰

ROSEWOOD RIGHTS FOREVER❤️❤️

Welp, this days have been horrible honestly, I can't even begin to infodump jdhdjdjd so I haven't read the new chapter, but I just wanted to say tlnd has actually been a way to distract myself and help me get through this shit. Thank you for that💚

I hope you are doing fine. I'M SENDING THE BEST PRODUCTIVE VIBES YOUR WAY!!! I have like 3 essays to submit, so I feel you jdhdkdjd

Song rec: Call out my name, cover from Ruel (I have been listening to this on repeat)

This is an OFFICIAL threat to god to give you a mf-ing break or i will unleash my wrath :)

I hope you feel better soon. I'm glad this chapter helped and reading your thoughts made me so emo.

ALSO BABE.

BAAAAABE. YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT?

Call out my name *THE RUEL COVER* is literally how TLND came to be. I was listening to it and came with the idea of magnus not being able to call alec alexander anymore and alec not being able to call magnus baby and hence tlnd was born. THE POWER OF RUEL >>>>

#now imma go listen to it too byeeeee #tlnd

[lokisprettygirl]

I'm using the ask box again because the comment section is too small. I hope it's okay for you😊

First of all I loved this chapter of BMUBMD (like always😉😄). It was more quiet than the last one and good this way. David got what he deserved and I'm really thankful that my god did this for me and this bastard David will never hurt again others like he'd hurt us.😈 The real me thinks: yes, absolutely right so and I wanted his bloody body down to my feet but did I long for the right thing? Somehow I feel guilty that my man (okay, he's a god and can do what he wants to do) killed for me and I have a unpleasant feeling in my gut. Does Loki find real satisfaction in killing others, he still wants more. I'm confused😂 Does it make sense? Maybe not and at least I'm too good for this world 😂😂

The conversation between Ashley and y/n felt so good for me. I think it's the first time that someone, although that person was not responsible for what happend to y/n, showed sympathy and sorrow for y/n's destiny. I hope Ashley can find her own Loki😌

I loved the telepathically conversation between Loki and y/n. That was cute...and sexy too😉😄. Loki is still afraid to confess his love and he has his reasons to not touch her in front of the Avengers. I think he doesn't want to show them his weak point...

JANE? WTF are you daft?? Nobody punches my man and least of all my god🤬😡 so BAMM take this bitch👊🏻💥...you're welcome nothing to thank! I'm excited how Loki will respond😅

Y/n is just a mortal, a steady thought of Loki. I can feel the forshadowing of a change, things won't stay the same, I guess 👀🥺. Everthing went too smoothly...🤔

Sorry for this long comment today 🙂🙃💚💚💚💚

Please never apologise for long comments. I live for them 😭

Loki wants more because that bastard hurt his darling (you), he's not sadist but if someone has hurt his girl you better believe he'd go ape shit crazy on them.

Yes Ashley got into a real crappy family I feel horrible for her. She might make her way to New York ;) and find someone who'd deserve her.

Yeah she's just a mortal and loki will get more and more concerned about that as the time passes, but they still have a major setback in their relationship that would ruin and change everything, for him atleast. She's still going to want him the same.

#asks #mcufan72

[matthewdante]

Love this review! Thanks Gena!❤️ @gena_bookish_reviews Here I am, loving another book by Matt. This is book 3 from the rough edges series and boy was it absolutely crazy 🤯 I mean come on.. we're talking about Patrick here. The man is a walking chaos himself. He's the man you call when things get so difficult that you have no other choice other than pain, blood and madness. He's literally your last resort. Now Skyler. Fucking hell. He came off as a demanding asshole with his no nonsense attitude and literally didn't hold back his bluntness. Quite the opposite to Patrick I'd say, which created an interesting dynamic between the two. Their interactions were to die for. One was pushing the other and I was in the middle telling them to screw already because I couldn't handle their attitude. There were some moments where I thought that Sky was a semi-dick because Patrick was trying to help and he was making everything difficult with his unapproachable personality. Like dude please take the stick out of your ass. I know you have your reasons for keeping your real self hidden but my boy Paddy also has his own trauma 😤 Okay fine. I loved Sky too. I liked how organised he was and how he executed his plans. One moment he was staying in the shadows and the other moment people were falling around him because somehow he had managed to put something in their food. Okay badass 👀 Btw he almost gave me a heart attack because he was like "oh I fucked up the cameras in here so no one can ever know what happened" and I'm over here SWEATING because.. bitch did you check the cameras of the buildings around? 👀 You don't want to do all that only to get a random camera capture you on your way out. This man had me obsessing over details I'm telling you. 😩 This book was my favourite from the series. I mean how could it not be... It's PATRICK!!! 🔥 I've claimed his sexy ass months now btw so back off 😌 Last but not least: 𝙇𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙, 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚, 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚. Sky? I'm deeply offended 😤 I love my chocolate sir. ✨ What are you currently reading? https://www.instagram.com/p/CnC8gL7vSi3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yootaesowlwrites]

My sunshine, for the ask game!! #5 and #23, I have to know 😌

- atinyfantasytothemoon

My sunflower! I was about to send you a message and ask if you’re okay because I haven’t heard anything from you yet! 💛

5. what are your favorite and least favorite concepts?

My favourite concepts, i would say mature actually, sexy and horror also, and if its both at the same time, even better! My least favourite one, i usually don’t stay interested for long if its cute concepts, or something not catching my attention.

23. what is your love language?

I would say sharing, because sharing my food is basically confirmation that i love you. And also quality time, because i get needy, so i would want to spend a lot of time with them. Physical touch comes when i trust them, and that can take a while.

#atinyfantasytothemoon #ask #answered

[lovinkiri]

Hot Villain Deku smut! Quirkless hero S/O feels bad bc Deku has done so much for her, and she feels she’s contributed very little to him. So, she tries to make up as much as she could, like cooking him meals, cleaning his clothes, giving him massages, and so on even when she’s tired. She even dresses up in things like a maid outfit, a sexy gown, Neko ears, and even a female version of his villain get-up. What really got him was a naked apron, all while cleaning up in front of him…

Cater To You

Author's Thoughts: 🎶It's the least I can do, let me cater to you🎶 This reminds me of that song, hence the title. I'm a sucker for pleasing your s/o ☺️ Also, I decided to give each outfit separate headcannons because the different reactions will not be if ignored 😌

Maid Outfit

He comes home to find you dusting

And since he's a lil perv, he immediately notices the curve of your ass when you can't reach something

And he's on your ass (literally) in a second like "Need help?"

You try saying no but eventually you let him help you out cause he won't stop asking

So he lifts you on his shoulder

Does not matter how big you are, Izuku is strong as hell

You barely weigh a thing to him

Carries you around a bit so you can reach the highest spots

When he puts you down, you ask how "work" was while you go back to cleaning

"Huh? Oh, yeah, I caused a building to collapse- Could you come closer?"

"Zuku, I'm supposed to be cleaning."

"Seeing you like that has got me making a mess of myself and I need you to clean it up."

Sexy Gown

God this has gotta be the outfit you give him a massage in 😩

He comes home and now the lights are dimmed

The atmosphere was so romantic

But he left the lights off when he left

So at first he thought someone broke in and "just dimmed the lights so they could see better without attracting attention to the house"

Villain or not, he still over thinks everything 💀

It wasn't until he noticed he was stepping on rose petals that he realized it had to be you

Because otherwise, whoever broke in wanted to fuck him

He followed the trail of petals to his room and found you in the bed

And he looked you up and down at least three times

Immediately has his hands on your sides and hips, rubbing up and down

"What's all this, rosebud?"

You simply hush him and start to strip his costume from him

His hands are restless as you, fidgeting at his sides

You lay him down on the bed and he grips the sheets to hold back from getting up and laying you out on the bed

As soon as you start massaging, he's moaning

The man is stressed, all the time

And every knot undone forces out a broken whine

"O-Oh fuck rosebud, yeah.. R-Right there.. !"

Neko Outfit

Screw just the ears, why not a whole outfit?

Fake plug in or clip on tail

With a short skirt and a tight shirt

And some gloves and socks with paw prints on them

Yeeeeesh 😩

He can't take his eyes off you

He's on the phone with the league but he has no clue what they're saying

He's just going "Uh huh.. Uh huh.. Yeah.."

You cooked earlier so now you're just doing dishes

But Izuku notices how you've looked so sleepy all night

He asked about it earlier but you insisted on doing the dishes

So he muted himself on the phone and called for you

You walked in, eyes lidded and he beckoned you closer

You did so and he pulled you on his lap

"C'mere, pretty kitty. I can tell you're sleepy."

"No, Izu, I've gotta-"

"If you're that restless, I could put you to sleep. As long as you can be a good kitty and stay on all fours."

Female Deku Outfit

As soon as he sees you walking around in this?

He's frozen

Can't move, can't speak.

The only thing his eyes can do is follow you

But if you some into reaching distance, he will pull you by the waist after a moment

"Are you sure you don't wanna be a villain, Doll? So far, I like it when we match."

You aren't getting any cleaning done

He won't let you go, you're stuck in his arms

You guys start making out, which leads to riding him

"This is what you wanted right? Such a mischievous little villain."

The Apron

He got home and took his hero suit straight off

It was just one of those days

He plopped on the couch and called for you, just to see if you there and were down to cuddle

Then you came out only wearing an apron

And the man's jaw dropped

By now, he's seen you in tons of different outfits

But seeing you naked was better than anything

Because it was just you

No gimmick, no theme, just you

And he found nothing sexier than you

He watched you go around cleaning the living room

The moment you bent over pick up his hero costume, he was on you

You could feel his cock poking your ass through his underwear

"God, you're such a tease baby"

His fingers found your cunt and you gasped as he began rubbing quick circles into your clit

Made you cum on his fingers at least twice

Then he popped them into his mouth, savoring the taste with a quiet "Mmm.."

Bent you over the back of the couch and just 😩

Completely lost control of himself

I mean he broke the couch gripping it so hard

And he didn't stop

He just let his head fall beside yours and growled into your ear

"Fuckin' take it, take it"

#Villain Izuku x reader #Villain deku #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #x reader #smut

[kozu-chan]

in honor of my one and only mutual and their latest smau 😌😌

kuroo x manager!reader headcanons

( @littlexbimbo i'm v proud of you, my love <3 )

content warnings/things to mention: gn!reader, kuroo and u flirt but as friends, food mentions, swearing, kuroo is a little shit, kenma uses he/they pronouns

🏐you and kuroo are childhood friends

🏐when he met kenma, he forced the three of you to become a little friend group

🏐when kuroo found out that the two of you both got into nekoma, he begged you to be their manager so of course, you agreed

🏐it's not like you're that interested in anything else. plus, you get to spend time with your best friend.

🏐once kenma came to nekoma, you made sure to take extra special care of them and make sure he stays on track.

🏐you're a pretty great manager (because you're awesome and talented and perfect baes <3). you take good notes and you take very good care of the team

🏐you always get kuroo extra snacks though. as much as you love kenma and would do anything for them, you may or may not love kuroo just a littol bit more.

🏐you say that kenma's your favorite because he's chill and not a flirt like kuroo, but the three of you know better lol

🏐that being said, you and kuroo are close close friends. you nap with each other and lean on each other a lot and you're not afraid to playfully and casually flirt with each other.

🏐they include but are definitely not limited to:

🏐"hey cutie, can i take you out?" "only if you give me your science notes and math homework" "fuck you... but fine. make sure to give them back before class starts"

🏐"you must be an atom because you make up my whole world"

🏐"wow that spike was so sexy of you" "not as sexy as the person complimenting me"

🏐"hey, nice ass you got there kuroo" "thanks, l/n. feel free to grab it" *wink* and then cue the two of you laughing

🏐at first, the team (minus kenma of course) thought the two of you were dating, but after seeing the two of you fake gag at the thought and then clearing it all up, they never made those jokes and they make sure to clear it up with other people who think you're dating each other

🏐you're not safe from the old married couple jokes though lol

🏐he's very much like a dad though. or at least a really attentive uncle. he makes sure kenma eats and doesn't spend too much time on video games and he makes sure you eat, stay hydrated, and don't overwork yourself.

🏐he gets you food when he knows you don't have any or haven't been eating much lately

🏐he's also somehow really good at knowing what to say, so he's your personal rant bank as well as who you spill all the tea to

🏐oh right... so i've mentioned how you and kuroo flirt a lot? well you also have a ton of roast battles.

🏐"fuck you, docosahexaenoic acid lacking ass." "at least i'm not built like a rooster!" "talk to me when you have something more original to say!" "that's rich coming from you when you use the same insult over and over again. i'm not taking shit from a bitch who looks like a skyscraper and albert einstein had a baby"

🏐"hey y/n. your hair looks good... for a wet cat!" "bold words from someone who looks like they spent too much time rubbing their hair on a balloon"

🏐sometimes the team thinks y'all can't stand each other

🏐but then the next day they see you walking into the gym together either flirting or with snacks for each other and everything is all good again lol

🏐in conclusion, y'all are besties <3

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