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tonberry-yoda · 1 year

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I don't know it if ur alright with jojos angst, BUT here's a prompt I think abt a lot. Dio is seen as cruel and emotionless right? (Cuz he is) but let's say his S/O dies protecting him, and to out a cherry on top of the cake he had literally been treating his S/O terribly as of late due to being blinded by his mission to kill jotaro and for power.

If u can't tell I love angst.

okay, i know i dont usually write heavy angst, but this just feels right. like it's the perfect prompt, plus i wrote something super similar a long time ago and wanted to make it better! also, obsessed with the kitty photo. Thank you so much for the request @kindadolly and I really hope you enjoy!!! <3

Why? - DIO

Pairing - DIO x reader

Warnings - heavy angst, death, spoilers for part 3 of jjba

Word Count - 993

Notes - thank you so much for the request again! this one is really heavy, so if you arent comfortable with the warnings above, do not read this one. i quite like it though and it was definitely something else to write that's for sure. i definitely need to write some fluff later lmaoooo. enjoy and please stay hydrated everyone! <333

"DIO, dear!" You hummed, running into his room before throwing your arms around him. "We should go on a date." You smiled and sat on his lap. "We haven't done that in a while, huh? What do you say?"

You watched DIO closely, his bright blonde hair shimmering in the candlelight that lit up the dark room you were in. "No."

"No? What do you mean no?" You crossed your arms and jokingly pouted, hoping that he was just playing with you.

"I mean it. No." DIO grabbed you from underneath your shoulder and placed you on the ground, continuing whatever work he was doing at his desk.

"Are you kidding me?! After all I've done for you?! I've found more than half of the stands that work for you and you can't even get us a simple dinner out?!"

"You're overreacting now, pet."

"Call me that one more time." Your eyes went dark. This was getting old. "I'm not overreacting, DIO. You're too stuck up on taking down the Joestars and all that bullshit. I just wanted dinner. Maybe even a walk around Egypt. Is that too much to ask?"

DIO turned to you, his eyes almost glowing. "Yes. It is. Now leave me be, I'm busy."

You turned and walked out of the room, clearly upset. He had to be kidding, right? After all you've done and he treats you like that?! Who gave a rat's ass about some stupid 17 year old and his grandpa. Sure, you wanted to help DIO, but god this was getting old.

You found a nearby guest room and slammed yourself onto the bed, ignoring the dust flying off of the sheets. Who did that asshole think he was anyway?

You turned on your back and looked at the dark ceiling above you. You knew you were falling into a trap when he pulled you into his arms. When he told you he loved you. When his claw-like nails ran under your chin as he called you loving names. But to be honest, you really didn't care.

You knew what you were getting into. You knew what this would take. So why were you still so upset?

You were pulled out of your thoughts when you heard a light tap on your door.

You sat up, the dust around you looking almost like snow. "Come in."

The door slowly opened as Terence D'Arby peeked his head into your room. "Sorry if I'm interrupting anything, y/n."

"No, you're fine, Terence," you wiped your eyes that you just realized were filled with tears. "Is everything okay?"

"Everything is fine. I just wanted to inform you that it looks like the Joestars are about to arrive at the castle."

"Really?" You stood up.

"No need to panic. I have already informed Lord DIO."

You nodded and stayed in your place. "Well do what you must, D'Arby."

"That I shall," he bowed at you and stood back up with a smile. "This should be fun."

You giggled and watched him leave the room. "It should, shouldn't it?"

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You're breathing was getting heavier and heavier. You clearly didn't train yourself well enough for this battle. Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy were already dead and it looked like DIO had taken care of Joseph Joestar and Polnareff, so maybe you could just sit for a little while.

You didn't even know why you were fighting in the first place. Well, you did. DIO wanted your stand in the battle. It was strong, so he needed it. But maybe you'd be doing a way better job if your own boyfriend had trained you or even taught you how to better use your stand without becoming so exhausted.

You took a deep breath and sat down on a nearby bench. Your chest felt like it was about to explode. And it didn't help that Polnareff had nearly kicked the shit out of you back there before DIO showed up. You coughed up some blood. Shit.

You were becoming lightheaded.

Dammit.

DIO could handle himself, right?

You stood up, miraculously, to check on him and it wasn't looking so good. Sure, you believed that DIO could take down a literal 17 year old, no matter how strong, but that stupid stand, Star Platinum, that was going to be the real problem.

You didn't know why, but you ran out, your lungs weak and your hands covered in your own blood, and covered DIO right as Star Platinum was about to finish the job.

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DIO only remembers seeing your body fall to the ground and the world going quiet. He quickly lashed out at Jotaro and stopped time.

Shit, shit, shit.

"Darling?" DIO unfroze time and knifes went flying at Jotaro, seemingly knocking him dead. "Darling please."

DIO laughed, thinking you were just joking. Hoping that you two could go on that date you asked him for. Dammit why did he have to treat you like shit those last two days?

"y/n, this isn't funny. y/n please."

You opened your almost lifeless eyes and placed your hand on DIO's cheek. "Come on babe-" you were interrupted by one last coughing fit, apologizing for the blood you got on DIO. "We all knew you were going to outlive me anyway." You smiled and ran your weak fingers through DIO's hair.

"I know," DIO's tear fell onto your cheek and he wiped it away quickly. "I just didn't want it to happen so soon."

"Well, I'll see you in hell, won't I?"

"After how I treated you? Probably."

"Don't feel bad. You were just busy. I just..." you giggled, though not meaning to. "I really wanted to go on that date." Both tears and blood were running down your face as DIO placed one last kiss onto your cold lips.

When he pulled away, you were gone.

Why did he have to treat you like that?

He was going to kill Jotaro for this one.

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jayden-killer · 1 year

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He does not lie!

Hello, hello, hellooo!! I know, i know, i disappeared for, like, 2 months or so. UNIVERSITY HAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME MY FREE TIME, and that sucks. I also did not have any ideas, so you see, my inspiration went away with my time, too. I hope to bring more content from now on because i really want to. I hope you fellas enjo this Kakyoin one-short, basically based on a recent dream i made (THAT FELT SO REAL WTF)!

Warnings: none, pure fluffness!!

Paring: Kakyoin Noriaki × GN! Reader.

°~°

Wind was blowing in the now cold desert. Chills travelled on my arms, making me uncontrollably shiver. The fire helped, but not totally. I led my gaze on the men around me: Joseph and Avdol were discussing something I didn't really recall, as for Jotaro and Polnareff... well, it was just Polnareff talking, while Jotaro took mental note of everything he was saying (or maybe he's pretending to listen to all Polnareff's rambling). You know, those one-to-one conversations. Iggy was comfortably sitting by a rock, peacefully sleeping, until someone was calling out to me.

–Hey, Y/N. Are you okay there, little one?–

It was Joseph's voice that snapped me out of my thoughts. I nodded, giving him a thumbs up to signal that i was actually doing fine.– I am, old man!– with that, he ruffled my hair.

–That's better!–

–Want a tangerine?–

It was Avdol now. I took from his hand the fruit and smiled politely. –Thanks, I was getting a bit hungry, again, even if we ate.. two hours ago?–

–It was forty minutes ago– Avdol corrected me.

–Jeez, I'm losing track of time!– I laughed at my own joke, and Joseph laughed along me while Avdol chuckled, shaking his head.

The conversation between us died, and i let myself focus on peeling the fruit, even if I could swear someone's gaze was on me. Lifting my head with curiosity, I see it was Kakyoin who has been watching me until our gazes met. His cheeks tingled with little pink, smile slightly curving up. He waved at me: it was just a simple gesture, yet i found it to be adorable. I waved back, smile on my face seeing his. He did a gesture with his hand, signalling me to come next to me, followed by a ``Do you mind sitting next to me?´´ mimicked.

I giggled. He was definitely inviting me to make him some company since Polnareff and Jotaro were too lost in their conversation. ``I would love to! I'm coming´´ I mimicked back. Joseph and Avdol didn't notice my absence once I started to walk to Kakyoin. He moved a little so I could sit next to him, now closer to the fire. I could hear the creaking noise made by the flames and his hot breath barely some inches from my face. He was so tall even seated!

We didn't move a single muscle, as for the words. It was just our eyes speaking. He kept his gentle smile on.

–Did you eat your tangerine?– he finally spoke. I was snapped away from my thoughts. This led me to break eye contact between us. I did not know how much we kept looking, but it felt like paradise!

Words died in my mouth. The fire lights made him look like an angel. I could be mistaking him for one!

–Well, Y/N?–

Please, say my name with that angelic voice of yours once again, and I may die peacefully once and for all!

–I was, until you called me to come here. Why thought?–My fingers kept peeling off the fruit's skin, waiting for his answer.

–I enjoy spending time with you–.

Again, my gaze met his. He turned his head, watching the fire's flames now dying little by little. –Although we have not spoken so much since we left Japan, I sincerely want our bond to be stronger. I find your company to be... comforting–.

I kept listening to his words.

–Somehow, you remind me of my mother–.

–Do I?–

–You do–He chuckled, –and I don't certainly lie!–

–Oh well, I said, throwing my hands up, –if you say so!–

Our laughers filled the space around us. I was really glad about Kakyoin's words. I know he wasn't lying at all. After all, he was a sincere man, frank, but sincere. That made him more... him!

–The fire is dying– He pointed out. –You should get some rest. Tomorrow's going to be a long day–.

–I know. Cairo's near– I finished for him.

–Good–.

Our conversation was followed with silence, and i couldn't help mìbut fidgeting with my hands. –I'll go to sleep, then–. I stood up from the sand and went over to reach my sleeping bag. I didn't notice it before, but it seemed Joseph and Polanreff were already snoring. Damn it, now it'll be harder to fall asleep...

–And Y/N?–

I turned around. He, too, stood up and let his hand touch mine. His eyes travelled from my eyes to my lips, then cheeks. I could tell he was uncertain. –I didn't wish you goodnight–.

It was soon followed by a sweet kiss, right on my left cheek. I knew i was turning red, and that only made his smirk grow wider, but oh god! He had no right to make me so flushtered! I wish I could have wished him a good night, too, but that man walked away from me before I could. Was this a way to hide his embarrassment? I do hope so. I might be shy or clumsy, but his shyness can't be hidden. He can't lie.

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gnrbitch · 1 year

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Does she have alcohol?

warnings: alcoholism? (maybe idk)

mentions: Lenny Kravitz

y/nn: your nickname

based off Slash’s biography

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1990

Slash had just been flown into New York by Lenny, something about him wanting Slash to be on his record. Slash thought it was cool, the recognization he was getting as a guitarist, not just the guitarist from guns n’ roses. But now he was here, waiting for Lenny to get ready in his apartment that, to Slash, looked like a vintage hippie store had just thrown up.

And sure, Slash had been sober from heroin for a quick minute, but that didn’t stop him from drinking like a madman. So he sat there, suddenly feeling chills, sweat and everything else that comes with being an alcoholic.

“Lenny, man, do you have anything to drink?” “Nah man, I have a joint though” Lenny responded to a suddenly pale Slash sitting on his couch. “Yea that’s cool, but I really need something to drink”

As Lenny went around asking his neighbors if they had some kind of alcohol Slash could drink, he was pacing right behind him “Can’t we just stop by a bar on the way to the studio?” Slash asked looking at Lenny, who had already started walking out of his apartment building. “Sorry dude, bars are closed on Sunday”

That made Slash nervous. Really fucken nervous. What kind of place was this? Closed bars on a Sunday? What the fuck?

The ride to the studio was personally, Slash’s personal hell. As they walked through the parking lot of the studio Slash turned to look at Lenny “Look man I need a fucken drink, I can’t play unless I have something to drink.”

“I get it man, i’ll get you something. Don’t worry.”

Lenny didn’t get it, Slash thought. Sure the dude smokes weed to write music and stuff. But he didn’t need it.

Lenny smiled as he walked into the studio, knowing he had found the solution to Slash’s hell. “Hey! y/nn!” Lenny called to the girl bending down to get her soda from the vending machine.

Y/n turned to look over at the voice, happy to see her dearest friend. Lenny, y/n and her guys met each other when Lenny first moved to Manhattan. All of them being musicians helped them build a bond.

“Hey Lenny, and friend” y/n knew who the friend was, but once you have some drinks with Iggy Pop, who was always spotted in New York considering he lived there, you really can’t be starstruck anymore.

“Y/nn honey, I hate to be a bother” Lenny started, getting cut off by Y/n’s sarcastic ass “do you? really?” Lenny rolled his eyes at the girl, knowing she was right. “Yea yea, do you and the guys have anything to drink?” “Preferably, alcohol?” He gave a side eye to Slash, who was wondering who this y/nn girl is, does she have alcohol, and what was she doing in the studio.

“Yea, the guys have some” Y/n responded, weirded out look on her face as she noticed Lenny’s friend looking quite like shit. “cmon” she said as she started walking towards the room her and the guys were recording in. “is your friend okay?” she said looking at Lenny, and before Lenny had the chance to answer her, Slash spoke. “Slash” was all he said “what?” Y/n said turning her head to him, not quite hearing him. “I’m Slash” he said louder.

“That’s nice, i’m Y/n” Y/n said giving him a soft smile, opening the door to her bands recording room.

“Im back” She started, “Lenny needs some alcohol” she finished, looking over to Sammi, their rhythm guitarist. “Take what you need man” Sammi said, pushing a bottle of tequila towards him.

On one hand, Slash was fucken relieved he finally had something to drink. But in the other, his ego was kinda bruised. What was up with these people? Did they not know who he is?

Caught up in his thoughts, he stared blankly at y/n who, was holding the bottle to him.

“Slash? Hello?” She said looking at him “Shit yea, thanks” he said, hating how shaky his voice sounded. He looked for Lenny, who he found sitting on the couch. “Sit down man, you look rough” a voice said, Slash looked at him. “Sydney don’t be fucked up” Y/n told the unknown guy, now known as Sydney “But yea, you should sit down Slash” She said turning her head back to him.

After drinking the bottle like his life depended on it, Slash finally felt good. Ignoring what everyone else in the room was talking about, his eyes floated to Y/n. He took in her appearance, necklaces that adorned her neck, falling perfectly around her loose V neck dress. He smiled to himself, what a pretty dress.

After looking at her for what felt like forever, soaking in every detail of her, he realized, Y/n is really pretty. Sure she’s hot, but he felt this pretty feeling being in the same room as her. And Slash didn’t know what it was, but he knew he liked Y/n.

Y/n. What a cool name, he thought, Y/n. It sounded nice in his head, but he wondered how it would sound if he said it out loud. “Y/n” He subconsciously said, wanting to slap himself after Y/n turned to him, giving him a little “yes?”

Shit. Now he had to start a conversation. “So, um, you make music?” another shit. he sounded like an idiot. “Yea” Y/n gave him a little laugh “I’m lead vocals” she said, now giving him his full attention. “That’s cool” he gave her a half smile, not knowing what else to say.

“I like your name” he blurted, cursing whatever the fuck had him acting like a school boy with a crush, he was usually much smoother with the ladies. “Thanks, I like yours too, Slash” she said putting an emphasis on his name, and Slash liked it, he liked how his named sounded coming out of Y/n’s mouth.

“Well I hate to cut this conversation short, but me and Slash gotta get working” Lenny said getting up, “Wouldn’t want your lady to wait up for you” He said, oblivious to Slash’s little crush on Y/n.

They said their goodbyes, Slash thanked them for the drink, they all told each other they would hang out again when they all weren’t busy.

When Slash and Lenny left, Y/n felt a bit of disappointment at the fact Slash had a girlfriend. But she couldn’t be surprised, he was Slash for god sakes.

And while Slash and Lenny walked to their recording room, Slash turned to Lenny “I really like your friend” “Y/n?” Lenny asked him, “Yea.”

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I feel like this is kinda shit, but let me know what you guys think!! pt2?

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1ovede1uxe · 23 days

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11. i like you┊ ┊⋆ beyond the stars

buckle up, we've got another long one! just a reminder italicized words are your thoughts.

Mr. Joestar parked the car in front of the hospital. Avdol began to regain his consciousness and was placed in a wheelchair promptly before being wheeled into a room for a blood transfusion and proper treatment of his neck's gash. Kakyoin, still unconscious, was hoisted onto a gurney and taken for inspection. The remaining four of you (only God knows where Iggy went) waited in the waiting room. Mr. Joestar and Polnareff conversed about what the plan would be, Jotaro walked outside to take a smoke, and you paced, headphones blasting something to calm you down. As you spin around on the ball of your foot, you were stopped in your tracks. A strong hand remained on your shoulder.

"Hey, they're going to be fine, he's going to be fine." His words, though simple, carried a weight of comfort, grounding you in the midst of the turmoil. Not only were you fearful for Kakyoin and Avdol's condition, you felt guilt. How was a blind man going to find you in the desert without some kind of tracking? Intel from the man in charge. Intel you provided.

The kind soul Avdol who welcomed you, Kakyoin who you had grown to care for so deeply. It's my fault.

This mission proved to be more emotionally taxing than you had originally thought.

Do it for Mom. Do it for Mom. You shouldn't have to choose a crush and his friends and family or your Mom. It's natural to push on for the woman who raised me. I don't want to devastate Dad or your extended family. There's no guarantee that they wont make it out alive. If I abandon mission, then only God knows what Dio will do to Mom.

How could you stand there, accepting this kindness and support, when you were the very root of the pain and suffering that now plagued your friends? Your eyes watered. Polnareff took you into a hug, as you had done for him. Mr. Joestar walks over with a doctor, presumably to share results. Polnareff, over your shoulder mouthed something to Mr. Joestar, who responded with a gruff nod, and walked with the doctor to inform Jotaro.

"Now, are you going to be okay to come with us? We want someone to stay back just in case. If you want that to be you, that's fine by the rest of us."

"Yeah, that sounds good." You said with a sniff.

You regrouped with the two Joestar men and the doctor and caught wind of what was happening. Avdol would be okay, he just needed rest. Kakyoin however, would need a bit more care. You were glad they were alright, but you were anxious for what would be to come.

After the group departed, leaving you alone with the news, you found yourself restless, unsure of what to do next. With the other three off exploring Aswan, you were left with a sense of aimlessness, your thoughts consumed by worry for your friends.

You peeked into the chilly hospital room, finding Avdol seated upright, his gaze fixed on his phone screen. "Um... Hey, Avdol," you ventured softly, feeling a mix of relief and concern at the sight of him.

Avdol looked up, his expression brightening as he spotted you. "Ah, (y/n), please, come in," he welcomed warmly, gesturing to the chair beside his bed. "It's good to see another familiar face."

"It's good to see you too," you replied with a small smile, crossing the room to take a seat. "Especially being up and about, well kinda."

As you settled into the chair facing him, you couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude for his recovery. "So, how are you feeling? What's going on?" you asked, eager to hear his perspective.

"Just a blood transfusion and some stitches," Avdol reassured you, his tone calm and steady. "No real damage was done."

A sigh of relief escaped your lips. "That's good to hear," you murmured, feeling a weight lift from your shoulders.

As the two of you delved into conversation, you found solace in Avdol's presence. His words offered a sense of comfort, like a reassuring embrace in the midst of uncertainty. You shared stories of your experiences in his absence, and he reciprocated, filling you in on his own journey. In that moment, you realized that you had found a true friend in Avdol, someone reliable.

Leaving him to relax a little more, you walked slowly to the next room over. Taking soft steps, you attempted to have the door creak open silently, yet failed miserably. Despite the guttural noise, Kakyoin lay there unconsciously, bandages over his eyes, accompanied by the metronomic beep indicating his steady pulse. "Kakyoin?" You asked, only for no response, just his consistent breath.

He's still unconscious.

"Oh, Kakyoin." You say softly to yourself, pulling up a chair next to his bed. You gently take his hand, making sure not to disturb the IV connected to him.

"I'm so sorry. I know I should tell you all about my past, about who I really am, but I'm scared. Scared of what you'd think of me, scared of losing the well- whatever it is we've built together. I wish I could tell you everything and how sorry I am. I wouldn't have to hide anything from you. I could ask for your forgiveness. But I know I won't be getting it."

"Uugh" Kakyoin stirred. You quickly pulled your hand back. "(y/n), is that you? I can't exactly see, but I think that's your voice." He says in a groggy voice.

Aw, morning voice, wait, Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

"Hey." You say softly, trying to remain calm. "I hope you didn't hear me talking to myself." You say flustered. Your heart is pounding. If he heard what you said at the beginning, you'd have to confess what you were really doing with the crusaders.

"I think I heard just enough."

"And how much is that?"

Sweat forms on your forehead, your hands shake.

"Something about your past and everything afterwards."

"Listen, I know it sounds really bad but-"

"Calm down. You don't have to explain yourself to me. I trust you, (y/n). " His words of affirmation soothed you.

He probably wouldn’t trust me if he actually knew

"You can share if and when you want. In fact, there's something I'd like to share."

Your heart rate spiked. "What's that?" You try to say casually, though your mind races with worries and questions.

Does he already know my past? Does he know I have feelings for him? I mean its certainly obvious but like what do we do? What if he shuts this all down? I would hope not considering how he acts. What if the rest of this trip is awkward? What if-

Your mind races at the speed of light.

“(y/n), I like you.” Kakyoin confesses finally.

You're momentarily speechless, your thoughts freezing and your face turning red. “Yeah, I like you too! You’re one of my best friends!” You quickly respond, unsure how to handle the moral dilemma in front of you.

“No, stop, you know what I meant. I’m pretty sure you like me too.” Kakyoin reiterates firmly, confident in his response. You stand there silent, unsure what to make of all this.

“. . .Polnareff might've tipped me off to make sure I wasn't losing it, he also helped me figure out I liked you too.”

“Ah, damnit Pol.”

You both giggle over your friend getting in the drama. “I wish I could see your smile, is it bad I can practically see it in my mind?” You blush and softly laugh at this nervously. Everything seems more relaxed.

"Oh.. shush..." You both sit in the comfortable silence for a moment.

"So... did you, uh, want to be in a relationship?" Kakyoin began tentatively.

“Well, um, maybe we should hold off on that for now, if you're fine with it. I just sort of assumed-"

"Why's that? I mean, I get it. I just want to understand," he interjected, his tone gentle and understanding.

“Well, you know, any, uh, public displays of affection beyond what we've already done might make the others a bit uncomfortable," you explain nervously, it was only partially true. You didn't want to lead him on so hard and then totally shatter him if he inevitably found out you were working for Dio.

He nods in agreement. “Yeah, that makes sense. Plus, let's not dive into anything too serious when we're still dealing with the stress of, you know, staying alive," he tries to lighten the mood with a bit of humor.

You manage a small awkward laugh. "Too soon?"

"A bit, yeah," you admit, feeling the weight of the conversation settling in.

Kakyoin reaches around blindly for your hand, and you gently intertwine your fingers with his. “Let’s not mess with what we've got too much just yet. But, just so you know, there's a lot more to what I feel for you than meets the eye. I promise you, when we make it out of this, we can really be together.” he says with a firm smile.

"You're really sweet, y'know," you try to say casually, but you feel the heat creeping back into your cheeks and your palms starting to sweat. Did I say that softer than usual?

“And so is that blush on your face I’m picturing,” he teases, a hint of playfulness in his voice.

“Smooth and psychic? Must be tough to being so talented,” you quip back with a grin, trying to lighten the mood.

You hear the voices of the other men coming down the hallway. Polnareff, Jotaro, and Mr. Joestar must be back.

“Just one more thing.”

“Hm?”

"Call me Noriaki from now on, okay?" he says, wearing the happiest smile you've ever seen. It's contagious, and you find yourself grinning just as broadly.

"I'd be happy to, Nori."

Polnareff, Jotaro, and Mr. Joestar enter the room.

“Ayy! Kakyoin is up!”

Kakyoin chuckles at Polnareff's excitement, his smile widening.

Jotaro approaches with a nod of acknowledgment. "Good to see you're feeling better, Kakyoin," he says in his usual stoic manner.

Mr. Joestar follows suit, offering a warm smile. "Agreed, it's a relief to see you up and about," he adds, relief in his voice.

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i think moto moto likes you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anyways the confession is out of the way! special guest next chapter. I did not realize how much y'all like hol horse yee fuckin haw thanks for all the love and requests and for the love on my 4taro one shot :D it's hard to believe how far this series has come :")

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capricorndevil15 · 1 month

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Our Wonderland Themesongs Masterpost or Whatever

Out of excitement for the Our Wonderland finale (which is coming out next month!), I've written an incredibly long post sharing one song I associate with each of the main 4 characters (and also Cecil is there), as well as songs for my favorite ships. Come imagine AMVs with me, under the cut!~

To start off, a song that I associate broadly with the plot of OW is Leopard by Jack Stauber. For most of the other songs, I'll pick out certain lyrics to highlight/site my sources lol, but with this one I'd prefer not to because all of the lyrics are The Lyrics. Every time we change, it's a game, okay? Cool.

Characters

🥩Iggy: Devil Town- Bright Eyes (x)

All my friends were vampires Didn't know they were vampires Turns out I was a vampire myself

🚬Genzou: Getchoo- Weezer (x)

I can't believe What you've done to me What I did to them You've done to me

🍷Orlam: I made an entire Orlam playlist, but don't worry. I always have more. Today I'm assigning him,

Shake The Disease- Depeche Mode (x)

You know how hard it is for me to shake the disease That takes hold of my tongue in situations like these Understand me

✂️Gidget: Touch Up- Mother Mother (x)

I forget that I can remember when I was young climbing up fences Scraping my knees, dirt on my cheeks Not one makeover queen bone in me

🔪Cecil: Genie In A Bottle- Billy Cobb (x)

I have no tangible explanation for this one. You'll either get it or you won't and that's okay. 👍🏻

No songs for Bucks or Hunar yet because I need to know more about them first. I've heard the finale is pretty Bucks-centric, so I can't wait 2 play!

My fave ships

💙💚 Iggy/Genzou: Run-Around- Blues Traveler (x)

But I want more than a touch, I want you to reach me And show me all the things no one else can see So what you feel becomes mine as well And soon if we're lucky we'd be unable to tell What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine And it doesn't have to rhyme, so don't you feed me a line!

💙🧡 Iggy/Orlam: Funky- Royal Treatment Plant (x)

I should be over this No time for playing games with little wicked boys

💙💔💜 Iggy/Gidget: COWARD 2 COWARD- Ada Rook (x)

I will become whatever you think of me I will be nothingness or disgusting dreams Idol or target, anything in between Falling forever, witnessed by nobody

🧡🖤 Orlam/Cecil: Somethin' Stupid- Lola Marsh (x)

I know I stand in line until you think you have the time To spend an evening with me And if we go some place to dance, I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place And have a drink or two And then I go and spoil it all By saying somethin' stupid like, "I love you"

🧡💜 Orlam/Gidget: Pure Morning- Placebo (x)

A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compressed, which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather

💜🖤 Gidget/Cecil: Guy.exe- Superfruit (x)

In lieu of cherry-picking specific lyrics I just want 2 say that the AMV in my mind is exquisite. In pursuit of the Guy (with help from Cecil), Gidget becomes the Guy. Do u understand.

💜🖤🧡 Gidget/Cecil/Orlam: Sideways- Carly Rae Jepsen (x)

Everything's goin' my way And I like to get my way Even when things go sideways Rainin' on my parade I get all my confidence from you

Lovecats- The Cure (x)

We should have each other to tea, We should have each other with cream Then curl up in the fire and sleep for a while It's the grooviest thing, it's the perfect dream

(They get two songs because...I said so. ❤️)

💔⚰️ Orlam/Genzou: Suedehead- Morrissey (x)

You had to sneak into my room Just to read my diary It was just to see, just to see All the things you knew I'd written about you

And that's the end! If u want to share your favorite ships or songs you associate with anybody, I'd love to hear them too!

#my official coming out post as gidget/cecil/orlam number 1 fan.#I have been calling them mad3party in my mind. u know like. mad tea party bcuz it's alice in wonderland themed. but. there's 3 of them.#our wonderland #come play dolls with me!

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elithegnome · 2 years

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Father!Allies X Parent! Reader

PS: I will be giving the kids their names, which will be ones that are common in that country or I thought they sounded nice.

PPS: I know this request was for headcanons but it was easier for me to write short paragraphs.

America:

Child’s name: Milo

“Ow!” Your husband shrieked, causing you to whip your head around.

You expected someone to be seriously injured, but no, the sight in front of you was simple. Milo, your son, had hit his father on the knee with a toy mallet a bit too hard.

“You have healthy reflexes!” The little boy giggled, his baby blue eyes gleaming, “Time for you memicine!”

Milo carefully dumped a small amount of green mystery liquid into a spoon. After finishing his work, the child shoved the utensil into his father’s mouth.

“O-Oh wow Milo.” Alfred gagged, “What is that stuff?”

“Sour slime candy!” He beamed, “And now the hero’s all better! But since this is America your medical bill is $34,000.”

Your husband’s confidence suddenly took him over again, jumping up and setting Milo onto his shoulders.

“The hero will save the day!” Alfred clamored, running around the living room with your laughing little son.

Canada

Child’s name: Addison

You were sitting on the couch, intently watching your husband and daughter bonding with one another.

“So patient, what hurts today?” Addison voiced with a fake serious tone.

“My knee, can you fix it Doctor Addy?” Mathew asked his daughter, glancing at his knee.

Your little girl grinned, “I can fix anything!”

“Now,” She continued, “What you will need is an aspirin.”

Quickly, the little girl broke character and ran up to whisper into your ear, “Don’t worry (mommy/daddy/parent idfk what you want your kid to call you) it’s not really aspirin.”

“Okay honey, I know” You chuckled, patting Addison on the head. She smiled again, and ran back over to her father.

Pulling a peppermint out of her pocket, she began to unravel the plastic covering the pinwheel patterned candy. She placed the candy into Mathew’s hand and watched him chew and swallow it.

“Oh wow I feel much better, thank you doctor!” Your husband applauded, shaking Addison’s itty bitty hand.

“You’re welcome!”

China

Children’s names (they’re twins): Jing and Feng

“Aiyah! Don’t torture your old man!” Yao shrieked, followed by the sound of your two children giggling. Worried about your husband’s well being, you speed walked into the kid’s bedroom.

On the floor, you saw Jing, your daughter and Feng, your son pinning their dad to the ground.

“Are you kids being nice to your father?” You inquired softly, being replied with giggly nods from the small children.

Feng stopped snickering for a quick moment to talk to you, “We’re playing doctor!”

“Yeah!” Jing piped, “And Papa won’t hold still, he won’t take his medicine!”

You shrugged, “Alright then, carry on.”

The twins smirked again, you watching Jing shove a tic tac down Yao’s throat. The man jumped up to his feet, and grabbed the kids by their torsos, beginning to tickle them, their laughs becoming even louder, in revenge for being little assholes to him.

England:

Kid’s name: Olivia

(Also the child has Iggy’s thicc eyebrows)

“Please Daddy!” Your e/c eyed daughter pleaded, clinging like a koala to Arthur’s leg, “We haven’t played doctor all week!”

The British man sighed, trying to walk to his office with an 18 kilogram meat baby on his leg. (Duh I had to say meat baby.)

“Dear, I would but I’m busy.” Arthur responded, “How about when I’m done?”

“But you’re never done with work until (Mummy/Daddy/Whatever your kid calls you) tucks me in at night!” Olivia whined, starting to cry, “I want to play with you!”

Your husband looked down at his little girl, who had tears pricking her eyes an a slight pout on her lip.

“Oh alright then love.” Arthur soothed, “Let’s play doctor.”

Olivia squealed and ran to grab her doctor kit, then motioning her father to sit on the ground. He obliged, waiting for whatever his child decided to do next.

“Hmm,” the girl began, looking at her clipboard, “It appears that you have ‘cranky and overworked’ syndrome.”

“Oh no!” Arthur fake gasped, “What do we do to make it go away?”

Your daughter grabbed her dad’s hand, “Well Mr.Kirkland, this is a very serious condition. But it can be easily healed with a heath bar and plenty of time with (the parent name you use) and I!”

Arthur sheepishly smiled, “Why thank goodness.”

“It’s great right?” Olivia beamed, “Well, time to take your medicine!”

She pulled a half-melted heath bar out of her pocket, and placed it in her father’s large palm.

With somewhat of a sigh, your husband unwrapped the candy, and chewed it as much as he could before swallowing.

Olivia’s wide smile returned, and she climbed into her father’s lap, nuzzling her nose into his cheek.

“I love you Daddy!”

France

Child’s name: Raphael

Francis was supposed to be at a world meeting that morning, but little Raphael had other plans. He practically begged his Papa to stay just a bit longer so they could play together. You knew Francis couldn’t say no to his little boy, mostly because he was a huge pushover but whatever.

“Say ‘ah’ Papa!” Raphael commanded his Father, you sitting on the blue couch near them.

Francis opened his mouth, your son shoving a popsicle stick down his throat.

The blond man gagged as you ran up and yanked the stick from Raphael’s hand.

“Don’t kill your father!” You yelped.

“I wasn’t trying to.” Raphael shrugged, looking back at the Frenchman.

“Time to take your medicine!” He cheered, pulling a Carmel candy from the candy jar he’d somehow gotten down from the kitchen counter.

After swallowing the candy, Francis ruffled his son’s hair, before walking towards you. Your husband kissed your cheek, and headed towards the door.

“Je vous aime tous les deux, je reviens à midi!” He shouted from the exit.

Russia

Child’s name: Dasha

“Oh no, Papochka you have radiation poisoning!” Dasha exclaimed.

“Wait how do you know about that?” You blurted, “Actually, you’re your father’s child, why am I surprised?”

With a shrug, Ivan sighed, “What are we gonna do about that?”

“Well, I can give you medicine, but you’ll still die anyway.” Dasha replied with an uncanny smirk.

She handed her father a small wrapped candy, watching him open it and plop it onto his pink tongue. Your husband made a face of disgust and looked back up at his child.

“Даша, что это?” He coughed, still gagging on whatever he’d eaten.

“It was toxic waste!” Dasha laughed like a maniac before stopping, “Now pretend you’re dead.”

Dramatically, Ivan dropped to the ground, you rolling your eyes at the sight.

Like father like daughter I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Sorry the last few stories were kind of bad, I just left a Halestorm concert and I’m tired as shit. In all fairness, it was incredibly entertaining.

#hetalia #hws #aph america #hws america #aph canada #hws canada #aph china #hws china #aph england #hws england #aph france #hws france #aph russia #hws russia #hetalia x reader

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horsetailcurlers2 · 2 months

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YET ANOTHER long and obnoxious stream of my thoughts while watching greys anatomy for the first time (season 12 because i’m back, babey)

-bailey i love you but you are in way over ur head

-the music this season is insane tbh. soft piano covers of megan trainor and iggy azalea?? is this a choral cover of “shake it off”????

-i love maggie actually

-wait, maggie, bestie. i thought we ALL mutually decided as a group that none of us were gonna kiss interns anymore. stop it

-i love that ellen pompeo is just using her natural voice/accent now. i feel like she definitely put on a “meredith voice” in the early seasons

-okay, i’ve seen clips of this whole edwards-wilson-amelia conflict on tiktok. with context, jo and amelia don’t come off as AS bad but it’s still wild that jo just assumes edwards is lying AND that amelia believes it too. like, i get that edwards has been known to lie and finagle things to work the system, but still a crazy leap to make. not the first time jo has just ran with an assumption. tbh i think amelia is the most in the wrong in this scenario.

-i really like the way this dinner party episode is filmed!

-also: the only social scenario i can imagine more nightmarish than a new partner straight up abandoning you at a dinner party full of strangers is if the dinner party happens to be hosted by the woman you helped make a widow

-“skanks, PERHAPS?” i love maggie

-i love meredith so much but sometimes it feels like she doesn’t get that amelia is grieving too. i get it. and i know that amelia can be brash and childish and also that mer is used to dealing with her pain in a very solitary way, but i think it would’ve been better if they’d grieved together.

-i guess the writers decided the beating meredith takes every season was gonna stop being figurative

-i like meredith and amelia’s relationship a lot more than i thought i would. they are very very different people and i like seeing them sort of not knowing how to navigate each other or their relationship with each other.

-obsessed with arizona and richard’s friendship

-i think my brain just skips over anything about april and jackson

-i am so deeply confused about this single leg surgery thing. is this guy just supposed to hop around like the pixar lamp?

-lowkey i hate jackson

-i am genuinely confused about why catherine thinks it’s necessary to sue april???

-ben is going a little cuckoo bananas.

-why is he shocked and flabbergasted that he’s suspended????? what the fuck did he think was gonna happen???

-what is callie on about??? has everyone lost their damn minds???!!

-one thing about meredith grey is that she loves a pair of belted loose pants and some sensible loafers

-i don’t feel as bad for callie as i probably should. like… this is kind of your fault.

-edwards needs to CHILL

-owen and amelia are both way too impulsive to be with each other. they both need to be with people less impulsive to balance them out

-i know it’s just a real life logistics issue but i genuinely cannot fathom a universe in which addison doesn’t come to amelia’s wedding

-i do think she’s being unreasonable but part of me loves grouchy mean meredith

-“nothings wrong with owen” “well, he could use some sun” meredith PLEASE

-i always thought that april had DIY mom energy but this IS NOT what i meant

#i wasn’t gonna keep posting these but yk what fuck it #maggie pierce they will never make me hate you #amelia shepherd they will never make me hate you #meredith grey please for the love of god take a spa day babe #greys anatomy #meredith grey #jo wilson #amelia shepherd #maggie pierce #these are all tagged under #greys reactions

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changingplumbob · 3 months

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Pancakes Household: Chapter 8, Part 2

In this part Fergus' sleepover continues then Eliza tells Bob about her pregnancy decision. It's a quick Freezer Bunny day and Iggy and Carson catch up after their scout meeting. Contains some sim spice, as usual no pixel private parts are shown.

For clarity Bob's nickname for Eliza is Jumble, and Eliza's nickname for Bob is Sleek. I'll try to capitalise them when they're being used as names to make any translations easier.

Eliza: Kids! Come eat! Bob left waffles

Drake: Sweet

Fergus: Did Atlas just disappear

Eliza: He left, he’s not coming back

Fergus: OMW mother what did you do

Eliza: Nothing! He was coughing and his mum rang and said she tested positive for Llamaflu and thought he should get home and rest just in case

Kelly: I hope he infected us all, it’s what I would do

Iggy: Fergus why are your friends so weird

Drake: I’m sure your friends are more weird

Ginger: *whines* just drop a corner, come on, give me a taste of waffle

Iggy: Kelly? Weren’t you just here

Kelly: It’s called a sleepover and if it goes well the watcher will count it as one of needed three gold sleepovers

Iggy: I’m not sure that’s how the watcher works

Kelly: How would you know? Had a conversation with them have you

Iggy: Just about how annoying you are

Eliza: Ginger? Where are you?

Ginger: *barks happily* 🎵trash, oh glorious TRASH🎶

Eliza: Ginger did you come outside?

Ginger: *barks happily* 🎶Trash I love you, oh trash I do🎵

Eliza: GINGER! We do NOT play in trash! Are you a common stray? No, you are meant to be domesticated. Get your paws OUT

Ginger whines sadly, learning not to play in the trash.

Eliza: There there, it’s okay. You’re still the best girl around here

Eliza: Lets go give you a bath before Bob decides you smell great in trash scents

Fergus: It’s called- mother, why are you here

Eliza: It is my house, I need good light

Fergus: But this is my sleepover

Eliza: Relax Fergus. I’m nearly done then I’ll leave you three in peace

Drake: Knew we should have done this at my house

Kelly: To bad you were to stupid to book this weekend first

The kids bicker and Eliza once again wonders how any of them call Kelly their friend.

Drake: I hope Atlas will be better for school

Fergus: The family always get their vaccinations, they’ll be fine

Kelly: Unless they all die

Drake: You don’t seriously think that

Kelly: Maybe they’re getting a visit from Grim right now, he’s going to get us all

Fergus: Oh yeah? Is Grim going to get Anya then?

Kelly: Obviously, Grim means business

Fergus: I forgot to tell you, I’ve joined the drama club

Drake: Why

Fergus: Just had a whim to try it

Kelly: Yeah I have whims to but they’re normally stuff like, make enemies

Drake: Do you actually have any enemies

Kelly: *sighs* it’s not for lack of trying, believe me

Fergus: Plus look at those two on the TV, they’re our age and they would have made money from this

Drake: Their parents probably forced them to do it

Kelly: Parents are the worst

Fergus: Make that all adults *titters* I’m an adult and you need to do what I say

Drake: If you don’t you’ll be sent straight to bed

Kelly: With no supper to wither and starve

The three wind themselves up with their impersonations and eventually have to give up on the film after missing what was even happening.

Fergus: Okay, story time! Come here Ginger, you can help

Drake: Why is your dog half inside your sleeping bag

Fergus: Dogs belong everywhere, don’t question it

Kelly: This better be scary

Fergus: Actually I’m going to tell the tale of a pirate

Drake cheers while Kelly boos. Fergus launches into his adventurous tale anyway. He has fun and the boys can see he’s practicing for drama club already.

We had some minor game glitches (by minor I mean it took between 1 and 2 hours of mod testing to find the culprit) so if there’s some continuity errors we will all just roll with it.

Bob arrives home happy. He had a stern critic come by the restaurant and rather than bore them with the house staple he decided to make them some comforting mac and cheese. He didn’t lose any job performance, so he calls in a vacation day for tomorrow. He sneaks inside past the sleeping kids and goes to find his wife.

Eliza: And that is why your only choice can be to invest in the company

Bob: I’m convinced

Eliza: You’re home, finally! Let’s get it on

Bob: Can we talk first

Eliza: Sure. What is it Sleek?

Bob: Have you thought about if we’re going to properly try for another pregnancy

Eliza: *sighs* I have thought about it

Bob: Do we have a verdict

Eliza: Lie back, get comfy, and listen

Bob climbs on the bed and Eliza begins to speak between kisses.

Eliza: I want another kid with you. I do. But I’m proud of what I’m achieving career wise right now. This next promotion will take a lot of work. If we get pregnant, then we get pregnant and I will love our child, but for now my focus needs to be on upskilling myself

Bob: I think you’re very skilled already

Eliza: *smirks* I can hardly use these skills in the boardroom. But I’ll make you a promise

Bob: I’m listening, I am a captive audience after all

Eliza: If we don’t get pregnant by the time Fergus is a teenager, we can start properly trying again. Will you be okay with that?

Bob: I can be. I love you. I want you to be happy

Eliza: Believe me Bob, right now you are making me very happy and… *chuckles* yes it feels like I’m making you happy to

The conversation draws to its natural conclusion, woohoo. The next day is Freezer Bunny Day and the slumber party kids wake up pretty early.

Eliza: Have you lot had breakfast already?

Fergus: Of course mother

Eliza: Are you alright Kelly? You don’t look too flash

Kelly: Bloody Atlas must have infected me before he left

Eliza: I think it’s time to head home then. You to Drake

Fergus: Mother what time is the holiday ceremony

Eliza: Not until 10, we have some time

Bob: I wanted waffles for breakfast

Eliza: You could always make some more

Bob: No point, I’m doomed to be sad

Eliza: Have some of this trout with me, you did a great job with it

Bob: Really?

Eliza: It’s excellent, I promise

The two eat and flirt some more before Eliza gets up to wash the dishes.

Eliza: I can feel you staring at my ass Sleek

Bob: But it’s such a fine ass

Eliza: I’m glad one of us appreciates this unshifting baby weight

Iggy enters the kitchen and Bob decides to pull Eliza aside to keep talking.

Bob: I’m sorry you’re unhappy with it, but I do love the curves

Eliza: I know you do, I just wished I loved them more. I mean looking at me, who would know I’m fit

Bob: Don’t worry about what other people think, to me you’re the most beautiful sim in the world. Remember what I told you last time you felt like this

Eliza: *sighs* That me being curvy was a sign of love? Love for the food you make and love for the lives I brought into this world

Bob: Exactly. You know I met this stunning girl in university who told me, weight doesn’t equal worth, and it helped me beyond measure

Eliza: She sounds like a catch

Bob: *chuckles* why do you think I married you before some other sim could. Now come on, or we’ll be late

After the Freezer Bunny Day ceremony Eliza goes to practice her skills and Bob searches for Ginger. She is very dirty so Bob decides the smartest thing to do is wait until after a jog to give her a bath.

Fergus: Did you check the couches

Iggy: Yes, I found a couple. Did you look in the laundry bins

Fergus: I don’t think the Freezer Bunny would put eggs in dirty laundry

Iggy: Yet you said we needed to check the toilets

Fergus: You’ve been pranked!

Iggy: How could it be a prank if I found an egg there

Fergus: *huffs* stupid Freezer Bunny

Bob: We did the jog, no more avoiding, it’s bath time

Ginger: *whimpers* but I don’t even know how I got dirty

Bob: I’m sorry. If it was up to me you could stay dirty forever. But we need to think of the others in the house, and they don’t enjoy dirty dog smell

Ginger: *whines* but I just had a bath yesterday, infants don’t even get bathed daily

Bob: Guess we’ll do this the hard way then

He scoops up Ginger and carries her to the bathroom, all the while she yaps in protest.

Bob: See, if we keep the harness on we can clean it at the same time. Eliza had to get me to stop showering with my clothes on, but it saved time so it was hard to convince me not to

Bob places Ginger down and she immediately begins flinging off all the loose water. Bob tries to avoid it but a puddle appears. He decides it will dry by itself. Carrying Ginger in to the lounge he sets her down and switches her into he collar.

Bob: There, clean and fashionable

Iggy brings Carson with him after scouts. Harvey is going to swing by for dinner and pick him up then. They do the secret scout handshake and reflect on the meeting.

Carson: I can’t believe you found that super rare badge

Iggy: I can’t believe they dropped it. I’m glad the troop leader knew who it belonged to though and was able to get it back to them

Carson: You definitely couldn’t have kept it, the leader would know you didn’t earn it

Harvey: I saw your wife tuning up the doorbell

Bob: I knew there was probably something I forgot to do

Harvey: Are you looking forward to your birthday tomorrow Iggy?

Iggy: Yes! Though it sucks Carson can’t age up at the same time

Carson: We are technically the same age after all. Promise me you’ll still come to my birthday party when I have it

Iggy: Absolutely!

Bob: Food everyone! Come and get it!

Iggy: It looks great dad. Mother are you... smoking?

Eliza: I’ll be fine. I just got electrocuted by the doorbell

Bob: Are you sure you’re okay? Maybe you should lie down? With soup!

Eliza: I’ll be fine Bob

Fergus: Wait… if both of you are Llamacorn scouts... why don’t you have matching uniforms?

Iggy: I don't have an answer (and neither does the watcher)

Previous Part ... Next Part

#sims 4 #the sims 4 #the sims #Rotation8 #ChangingPlumbobStorytime #PancakesHousehold #ElizaPancakes #FergusPancakes #BobPancakes #KellyYork #CarsonFoster #HarveyFoster #simblr #OnyxPancakes #IggyPancakes #R0805

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koopaling-au · 2 months

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Random lines for my AU characters pt. 1 (I might try to do this with others blogs too)

Madame Broode: Hariet, seeetie, you really need to get out of this phase.

Hariet: It’s not a phase, Mom!

Rango: It’s definitely a phase.

Hariet: No one asked you!

Spewart: I thought we were supposed to be eating and not yelling…

Topper: Everyone shut up I’m trying to raise the dead.

Madame Broode: Yes, lets—Wait! No, NO—

…

Dieter: You’re gay lmao

Cassie: I think you are referring to yourself.

…

Koopa Kid: Blink twice if you need help.

Lemmy: (blinks) What?

Koopa Kid: That’s one.

Lemmy: (blinks) I can’t not blink!

Koopa Kid: That’s it I’m coming in—

…

Roy: Send a ‘you up’ text to the last person you hooked up with.

Iggy: This should be good. >:)

Roy: …I think I’ll pass…

Wendy: Y’all know who I’m choosing!!

Ludwig: Oh dear—

…

Kamek: Okay, everyone let’s play some ‘Taco, Cat, Goat, Cheese, Pizza’ for our therapy class today.

Wendy: Uhhh, okay!

Jr: Taco!!!

Roy: (slams fist on someone else’s)

Iggy: (screams)

Kamek: Wait, no—

Koopa Kid: I’m raising the deviled dragon from underneath, MWAHAHAHAHA

Lemmy: What the hell—I thought this was ‘Go Fish.’

Morton: (places card down) Morton got uno.

Kamek: …I retire.

…

Iggy: Hey, Koopa Kid! Drink this!

Koopa Kid: (sips) Ugh, it tastes like piss!

Iggy: …How do you know what piss tastes like?

Koopa Kid: …Why do you need to know this information?

…

Ludwig: Oh, you’re reading the Bible, Junior?

Roy: Isn’t that too violent since Jesus dies?

Ludwig: Uh, no—

Jr: What?! No one told me Jesus died!

Ludwig: How dis you not know..?

Jr: Cause I haven’t finished reading the book yet!!

…

Iggy: Guys…I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

Ludwig, Roy, Lemmy: …

Iggy: I don’t know ‘Y’! AHAHAHAHA~

Lemmy: Iggy this is one of your worst ones yet—

…

Jr: Whoever says what is gay.

Larry: Um…what?

Jr: YOOOOOOO! Everyone Larry’s gay!

Larry: …

Roy: Jr…

Jr: I was joking!

Larry: (in his mind) Thank God~

…

Dieter: I know your secret~

Cassie: Do you have a death wish?

Dieter: Uh…no?

Cassie: Good, cause it’s hard to tell a secret if your dead.

…

Random person: You guys have grown up to be so tall!

Madame Broode: I know right! My babies~

Rango: (turns to Spewart) Let’s not mention Topper then.

#koopa kid #iggy koopa #lemmy koopa #roy koopa #ludwig von koopa #topper broodal #wendy o koopa #bowser jr #morton koopa jr #larry koopa #hariet broodal #spewart broodal #rango broodal #madame broode #kamek #dieter #cassie greenman #koopalings #broodals

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wayfinderships · 2 months

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hi again, robin :)! i'm here to ask a bit more about your ffxv s/i!

have you ever thought of any in-game interactions they'd have with the other party members?

do panchi, noctis and prompto use any pet names for each other? if so, which ones? do they get to go on any dates during the trip :O?

And I'm happy to answer!! :D

I have thought about interactions between my s/i and Ignis/Gladio! In terms of Dialogue, I don't have anything in particular, i'd need to replay the game ^^" One thing is certain though and that is that both have to be subjected to Panchi's bad puns-

But in terms of dynamics, Panchi really respects Ignis and always calls him by his name instead of "Iggy" because of it. Panchi often helps him out with cooking! ...and trying to persuade Noct to eat his veggies. I'm sure the two have bits of dialogue centered around Noct and his well-being. Noctis aside though, Panchi probably has a few lines of dialogue trying to mimic his accent-afjsnfnd Maybe finding a random ingredient and asking "Hey Ignis! Think you can come up with a new recipe with this?"

As for Gladio, Panchi was kinda intimidated by him at first ngl-agksjfndj He's much bigger and stronger than them so they were pretty nervous. But once Panchi gets to know him better, two also get along pretty well! Gladio absolutely has teased the three of them-afksnf All three have such an obvious crush on each other! How can he not? Also once Panchi realized they've caught Feelings™ for their best friends, Gladio is the first one that Panchi goes to for advice. They've probably learned a pick-up line or two from him and used it on Noct and Prompto-gjdnfjddj

As for petnames for Noct/Prompto/Panchi...Panchi just uses more classic stuff like "Love(s)" and "Dear(s)"! Sometimes they'll call Noct and Prompto "My moon and sun" which I think is pretty sweet! Panchi also likes calling them "My King(s)", they always enjoy seeing how flustered they both get from it (especially if it was before the three got married). For individual ones though, Panchi has always affectionately and playfully refered to Noct as "Prince" since y'know. He's a prince. For Prompto, they sometimes playfully call him a Chocobo-but hey! Chocobos are pretty cute if you ask Panchi! I have a hard time thinking about what Noct and Prompto call Panchi since I get pretty flustered but I do think it'd be cute if they both call Panchi their Star 👉👈

In terms of dates...I guess it depends on which canon we follow? If we follow canon exactly then no bc neither of them are dating (even if they all do have feelings for each other) but the three have wandered on their own a few times either bc Prompto wanted to take a photo or Panchi saw something they wanted to grab or look at for their scrapbook or Noctis saw a perfect finishing spot-okay. Maybe it was more than a few times...But yeah! There is this one time where the three look up at the stars together and get all close..just Guys being Dudes! Just some good ol Bromance! (It was not just a Bromance)

#pan got an ask #candyforthebrain #s/i: ff15 #Thank you so much for ask!!#and also apologies for the wall of text-agkdnfkd I didn't realize I had this much to say till I started rambling!#I just like ff15 a lot and miss the whole squad <3 and my BFs too ofc #Were it not for the fact I have a bunch of FF Games to play I would go replay FF15 #Till then though I'll look at clips and giggle and kick my legs whenever I think about them-agksnkd #The three of them are just best friends that fell in love with each other and feel so happy and comfortable around each other <3 #The three biggest dorks ever <3 #f/o: 📷#f/o: 💤#friend: Ignis #friend: Gladiolus

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thekoopalingsandstuffs · 3 months

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>At the castle<

Ludwig: “… Lovely start. Okay, um… Iggy, why have you been staying in your room?”

Iggy: “You know why!! After that triple date!! Rango yelling at me in front of everyone!! That was humiliating!!”

Ludwig: “Hm… And you don’t think it’s kind of your fault…? I mean, he yelled at you because of something YOU said that had embarrassed HIM.”

Iggy: “I know…! I don’t know why I said what I said… I was panicking and didn’t know what to say, but I knew I had to say something, and that was the first thing my mind thought of and I realized what I was saying was bad, then everyone started judging me and I super didn’t know what to do so I tried to be funny, but that didn’t work but I just kept going with it, and… That WHOLE date was embarrassing… I’m not made for social situations!!”

Ludwig: -_- “You’re really gonna do this again? Every time somebody makes you feel upset, you’re just going to shut down and stay in your room pouting for a month? Like a child? It was scary the first time it happened!! We were worried for you! And now it’s just annoying.”

Iggy: “Don’t judge the way I cope!!!”

Ludwig: “COPE???”

Iggy: “Go away!!”

Ludwig: “… Y’know what—Iggy, you and I need to have a serious talk about Rango and you!! I thought the things Rango told me were exaggerations, but the way you treated him on that date shows me-”

Iggy: “Rango was the one that told you about all the… Stuff???”

Ludwig: “… Yes, he was! So what? I admire him telling me about the problem instead of just shutting down like you’re doing!! The way you treat him is not okay!! Earlier it was just a suggestion, but now I am TELLING YOU, you need to leave him!! You need to stop being a horrible boyfriend and abusing that poor man!”

Iggy: “What has he even told you…??”

Ludwig: “He’s said that you make him uncomfortable, that you don’t listen to him, that you’re forceful, you never do the things he wants to do, that you drag him into doing your weird… Fetish things, humiliated him in public with your said fetish things, you don’t make him feel loved or respected, you-”

Iggy: “Okay, enough!!! … Why would MY boyfriend talk to you about his relationship issues instead of talking to me about them himself??”

Ludwig: “Honestly…? He probably knows you won’t listen.”

Iggy: “…………………………………”

Iggy: “…………”

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tricoufamily · 3 months

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I'm so curious about your personal Bob x Diego lore. Like, I can't stop thinking about it. Their dynamics, sexualities, and what they end up doing in the future. Ahhhhhh!! It's giving me sims brainrot. Do you have anymore crumbs of lore for them you'd be willing to share? If not that's okay too. I just love how you world build your sims.

yaa!!!! storytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bob went to college because of his mom. she wanted him to, and he didn't know what he wanted to do w his life so he just went. he was an undecided major until he became a business major just because. shrug. he was also in a co-ed dorm where he met eliza, but they didn't start dating until the year after college. they were friends though

diego was an art history major and he was doing all kinds of odd jobs. he had really good grades, so he got in to college free, and his biggest goal in life was to move to nyc. he hated his small shitty town, he hated his college, he hated everyone there, and so on.

but yes, diego's gay, he was in drag when they met, he was coming home from a bar and just went to the dining hall late at night still in drag whatever he was hungry. and bob was there, he'd been doing an all-nighter, and he hit on him. diego thought it was funny but he also thought bob was hot so. long story short, bob is bisexual, and he had to figure that out in a small town in the early 2000s rip buddy

they started dating for real eventually, and it was a good relationship. for the most part. by this is the fall standards, they're the best couple (the bar is in hell). diego does have some...manic pixie dream boy tendencies though, and he's hot-headed, so they would have arguments, and diego's mood could change at the drop of a hat, but they did love each other.

graduation was getting closer, and diego was trying to convince bob that the city will be great and they don't need to get married or have kids and they'll be young forever. and bob just wasn't budging. they knew the end was approaching long before it came.

they were fighting a lot leading up to the break up, but when it finally was time, it was very quiet. and sad. and defeated. they kissed one more time, and diego packed a suitcase that night and left for the city with barely anything.

now, diego is a successful art critic and knows a lot of artists and influencer types like penny pizzazz and even established celebrities. he's kind of like a socialite. when we reach the tiktok era, i'm sure he'll start doing stuff there and get a following. he gets sad and lonely sometimes.

bob and eliza own a catering company together that does pretty well. their marriage is. well it's bob and eliza. she'll get pregnant w iggy soon.

i think sometime after iggy is born they'd go on vacation and bob and diego would meet again. you all know the christmas song same old lang syne? yeah that

#i wanna make them in their college days wearing TRUE early 2000s fashion none of this rose tinted y2k trendy shit djsfkdsjfds #but i'm writing this supposed to be paying attention to zoom class shh #this is the fall: extras #ask #anon

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gnrbitch · 1 year

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Songs that remind them of you

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Axl- Tiny Dancer, Elton John

Obviously i had to Choose Elton John for Axl

Def sings this song to you on the daily

Listens to it when he’s away from you

“Axl its 3am”

“I know but i’m listening to Elton… I miss you Y/n”

“Tiny dancer?”

“of course”

Thinks the melody of the song is the best way to describe you as a person

His heart always swells when he hears it

When you guys break up girl… he can’t even hear one second of the song without breaking shit

Of course you guys get back together through

and you’re stuck with that song forever

But it’s okay cause it’s a good fucken song

Izzy- Beast of the Burden, The Rolling Stones

Okay i’m talking 88-89 Izzy

Decided this was gonna be your song after the first time you guys went out

Went home and listened to Some girls

Then this song came on

And… boom

You would go over to his house and ask him to play guitar for you

And he would play Beast of the Burden… every… single… time

“Iz why do you always play that song?”

“reminds me of you”

Says it very cooly, knowing his heart did a flip when he admitted it to you

Asked Keith if they could play it when they toured with them

You didn’t know he did that until you guys went back on the bus and he told you

You were all smiles

SEX!!!

Slash- Panama, Van Halen

Slash thinks your the most badass girl he’s ever met

First time he saw you, heart eyes

You walked pass him & Duff putting up flyers for their show

Thought you walked like you owned the world

and he liked it

He def struggled with getting you to go out with him

But he pulled out his best act for you

You guys have def got your sex on to this song

He’s all smiles when this song comes on

But he hasn’t told you that this song reminds him of you

You’re very confused as to why he always wants to hear it

“What should we listen to?”

“Panama”

“Slash we just finished that song”

“Play it again”

Duff- I wanna be your dog, The Stooges

Self explanatory

Head over heals for you

Follows you around

Which leads to the guys calling him your dog

And he’s fine with it

Sings it to you in his Iggy Pop impression

Girl i wanna be yo dawg

Makes you laugh

Which makes him smile like an idiot

You think it’s cute

Enjoyable cause you both love the Stooges

Steven- I was made for lovin you, Kiss

Super cute cause we all know he loves Kiss

Tells you all the time he was “made for lovin you”

You think it’s kinda cringe but you do love it

Maybe cause you love him

Sings it for you

And we all know Steven can’t sing

So…

Just remember you love him

Always plays it when you guys hang out

You guys def dance to it

The guys have walked in on you guys dancing

You were very embarrassed

Steven wasn’t

He didn’t care

They immediately bursted out laughing

“Are you guys trying to reenact dirty dancing or what???”

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Hope you guys liked this LOL sorry it’s not a fic 😞🤘 . But lmk if i should do more of these!! Till next time!

#axl rose #duff mckagan #slash #izzy stradlin #guns n' roses #steven adler #guns n roses fanfic

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just-a-carrot · 5 months

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Hey, Carrot!

I know we already have the "Genzou discovers he's fictional and he's not taking it well" gag in another ask, but how would they all react if they DID discover they were from a game, and that the player controls some of Iggy's choices (and I guess also Genzou's in two of the side games)? Would they be able to eventually be okay with it?

HELP what a question

hmmmm

this is hard to say

i can't really imagine anyone being too happy after finding out everything they do is being decided by someone else. maybe they would band together and try to figure out how to break free of the game. MAYBE THEY WOULD TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAKE ME DOWN?????? that's a terrifying thought.

i feel like even tho some of them might be too fearful to try anything (read: iggy) the rest would be able to convince them that they have to do something. probably jerry would be in charge as we all know he's #1 when it comes to rebellion. then they'd have an entire army of rabbits to help in their endeavor as well...

hmm... i feel like this wouldn't go very well for me alkdjfsad

#ask: ow

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junosartsthetic · 1 year

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So This Is Christmas. . .

It’s the happiest time of the year! Let’s ruin it with sadness, shall we? Don’t worry, though. Polnareff is there to help you through things.

Warning(s): SDC spoilers, death mention, angst, ending hinted at being positive but nothing is clear, xmas

You stared down, one gloved hand resting on your lover’s shoulder as the other tucked away in your heavy jacket. Wind and snow whisped at your face, nipping your nose. The white bobble on your knit hat swayed gently as your boots turned themselves inward, as if to shield yourself from the cold and emotional scene. Your eyes were blurry with tears—from the wind or your own heartbroken thoughts? You couldn’t tell.

Your companion, knelt down at the delicately carved stone, placed a bouquet of roses gently against the cold surface. He brushed the fallen snow off the words etched into the gray rock, staring at the two names permanently residing there. It broke your heart reading them, and you let out a choked sob, finally joining Jean Pierre as you knelt down and cried. The hand on his shoulder moved to wipe your tears away, but it was no use. You felt his hand grasped yours, and he pulled you against his chest as he rubbed your back gently.

Salty drops streamed down your face, stinging your chilled features. You buried your face into his chest, shaking your head to wake yourself up from this tragic nightmare. They didn’t deserve to die. It wasn’t fair. It shouldn’t have happened. You promised yourself everyone would come out of it alive. You swore on your life you’d protect them. And look what you’d done? You failed them. They were dead. And you were still alive. Alive for what? To mourn? To spend every waking moment thinking about the last time you saw your friends? To picture their faces as their visages became blurry?

You glanced out from your spot nestled against Polnareff’s chest, wishing the names staring at you would disappear. Wishing that one of these years they’d return to you. But that was a naive wish to have. Another year over. And they were still gone.

“Are you okay, mon ange?” a deep and calming voice whispered, lips pressing against your head.

“So this is Christmas,” you mumbled, sniffling. “This is what we get every year? An anniversary to mourn over?”

“They wouldn’t want to see us like this,” he replied, voice suddenly hoarse. “You know Avdol would scold us. Iggy would probably bite my hair off if he knew.”

You let out a gentle laugh. “Probably. . . How’s Jotaro? I’m assuming he visited Kakyoin today.”

Polnareff hummed in confirmation. “He said he was okay. You know him. Always playing the tough guy.”

“Yeah. . . it’s a shame he doesn’t visit us more often. I suppose he’s got his own life to live, though.”

“So do we, you know,” Polnareff noted. He pulled you away from his chest to caress your face, fingers swiping at your wet cheeks. “It’s been 2 years. This guilt that you have. . . the anger and sadness. . . mon ange, it will eat you from the inside out. And it has been.”

You pulled away from him, standing up to brush the snow off the top of the gravestone. “Heat up the car, would you? I just need a few moments alone.”

Jean thought about reaching out to you, but decided against it, instead doing as you had asked. He too had sadness, but he’d learned during the journey that to hold onto that and let it fester caused nothing but pain. Instead, he turned to helping you, using the memory of his friends as something to honor and uphold. He just hoped you too would find peace.

You glanced up at the snow still falling, watching as each and every flake swayed lower and lower, eventually finding its spot within the white-covered field. “Merry Christmas,” you whispered, looking towards the far away clouds. Three gold shimmers caught your eye, and subtle reflections formed in the high atmosphere. You blinked, and they were gone. A soft smile graced your usually stoic features. “The war is over. Dio is gone. It’s time to be at peace.” You weren’t sure who you were saying those words too, but you supposed it didn’t matter.

With that, your boots crunched in the snow, returning to your lover. You got in, buckling your seatbelt. Polnareff gazed at your features. They looked. . . softer. Peaceful, even. He smiled, leaning to kiss your cheek. “This year will be different. I can feel it,” he said, caressing your cheek. You reached to cup his larger hand.

“Let’s hope it’s a good one, Jean.”

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boydykedevo · 6 months

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15, 26 and 27 for Taagnus! 💞

Ask game

15. Why do they like each other?

The big thing for both of them is they just enjoy each other’s company. They have fun when they’re together. They make each other laugh. They were best friends before they were dating, and they’re still best friends.

Taako would tell you something like “he’s big and buff and dumb what more do you need” but really he likes how caring Magnus is. It was kind of a novel thing for him to be with someone who took care of him and protected him and all that. (Honestly he kinda takes advantage of Magnus’s willingness to do things for him lol. Just a little bit.) Magnus is a very heart-on-his-sleeve kinda guy, and Taako kinda finds that weirdly fascinating. He’s very used to playing mind games and trying to stay one step ahead of other people and being careful never to be too vulnerable, and then Magnus just disregards all of that and says what he means. Also Magnus is big and buff and dumb that IS also part of it.

Magnus likes how funny Taako is, and also how cool he is. He think Taako is SO cool, especially when he was younger. They were on the Starblaster and 20-year-old Magnus was like oh my god this guy is the coolest thing ever he has magic powers and he’s so funny and so pretty and acts so smug cuz he just KNOWS how FUCKING COOL HE IS and I NEED to suck his dick. It kinda cooled down a bit as time went on lol but part of him is still SO impressed every time Taako does anything. And he likes doing things for Taako. He likes making him happy, and he likes how Taako reacts when he does.

26. If they have kids, who named them? What would they name them?

OKAY SO. I have a fankid for them I’ve never officially posted about cuz. Idk I never bothered. But her name is Iggy, short for Ignacia. Taako named her, and I think if they have any more kids, he’d want to name them too. But Magnus is the one who comes up with all sorts of nicknames. (He’s fond of calling her Zigzag)

27. Who brings home an illegal pet?

MAGNUS FOR SURE I think a magic space jellyfish would count as illegal if they’d been under the jurisdiction of any governing body when he brought that home lmao. More than once during the stolen century he definitely found some injured alien creature and befriended it and brought it home to heal and they all had to be like. Magnus. Magnus we don’t know what this thing is or what it eats or if it’s dangerous. You can’t keep doing this.

Taako thought it was funny back then. He did not find it as funny post-story and song when Magnus brought a fucking bear cub into their home. (The bear was fine, they took it to a fantasy zoo or something)

#thanks for the ask!#taagnus #taz #oc: iggy

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