#but it isn’t working

[andallthatmishigas]

Kinda fucked up to realize you’re not the main character in your own life.

#i don’t WANT to be bitter and full of longing and loneliness #i really am trying #but it isn’t working #and maybe it’ll never work #maybe this is what I’m supposed to do #I’m just supposed to be here for everyone else #and be isolated and alone when I’m not of use #maybe I just have to accept that instead of trying for more #when I’ll just never have more

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[stuckinapril]

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

#I’m just in a whole state of mind rn #there will always be ppl who try to bring u down but pursuing the things u love will help u rise above it. #I absolutely still get anxious / annoyed at things but I’m over it sm faster. and soon it won’t bother me at all. #or at least it’ll have a healthy duration. bc negative emotion isn’t always bad. negative emotion is important and we should not ignore it #but overall!! preserving my energy better. just need to work on my knee jerk responses & I’ll be set #text

[gayvampyr]

fat people are allowed to be fat even if they don’t starve themselves or push themselves physically past their limits btw

#i hear a lot of ‘‘you’re only allowed to be fat if you’ve tried very hard not to be and it didn’t work’’ #fat acceptance isn’t conditional #i hate skinny people #text post #fatphobia #ed tw #top posts #5k #10k #15k #20k #25k

[greelin]

this is so real and never leaves me

#that one sandwich can change your life. #i will be honest i posted this solely so people could fondly reflect on delicious foods or hope for a future tasty item. And it worked #reminisce. hope. if you have not had that sandwich you will someday. isn’t that grand.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Abby and Gregory discover Michael is an artist too

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #abby schmidt #fnaf gregory #michael afton #fnaf bonnie #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Abby and Gregory drew Michael so he drew em back! #Michael isn’t use to positive reinforcement #he just expected em to say ty not for art lessons #I think Michael will say yes but he’ll be nervous the whole time #doesn’t think he’s a very good teacher #ITS CUTE to think Abby and Gregory would be impressed by Michael’s work #and just want to learn from him #Michael is like that cool uncle to them cool older brother etc etc #I like how many fnaf protagonists share the trait of being an artist #I think that’s a cute theme to have

[comradekatara]

2 kinds of grad students (both massive nerds)

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #<- seems like i may as well tag it. considering #sokkaxzuko #(secretly this is sokkaxsuki tho. just look at sokka’s hoodie) #modern au #art #mart #if you’re wondering why there’s only one pile of graded papers it’s because sokka saved that paper for last #bc the handwriting was so illegible #(and zuko is responding even tho sokka isn’t talking abt his work bc he’s touchy. bc he knows he isn’t ocean vuong) #also before anyone’s like ‘shouldn’t sokka be the one writing poetry?’ YES sokka also writes poetry but it’s like. #silly little rhyming poems #he would never do an mfa art is a hobby to him and he thinks getting a degree in it is a waste of time #but he doesn’t tell this to zuko bc zuko wasted so much time suffering in undergrad trying to pursue a ‘respectable’ degree #so sokka’s just like ‘okay. well he deserves this’

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

#reblog if you vote and all that jazz #it’s funny how wide his repertoire is #tim curry #muppet treasure island #long john silver #rocky horror picture show #dr frank n furter #it 1990 #pennywise #clue 1985 #wadsworth clue #annie 1982 #rooster hannigan #home alone 2 #the concierge #??? my tag system isn’t working for the small characters #the three musketeers #cardinal richelieu #legend 1985 #polls #there’s more he’s done #these are just the ones I’ve seen

[soupfather]

Erm, what the flip guys

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnafsb #fnaf moon #I was gonna post this earlier today but I went out after work #I’m so sleepy but that isn’t really new information #I’ve also been incredibly stressed out I can’t even BEGIN to explain wallahi #this is just an outfit I have in my closet btw #shoutout to my brother for getting it for me #okay i love you bye

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Lucifer with pupils

That’s it, that’s the post

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #isn’t he just the cutest??? #this is my second lucifer post today #I should be working but fuck it

[sentientsky]

breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time

#I feel like I say this every time but sorry for the shitty pixelation — my dumbass forgot to change the canvas size and dpi #this isn’t all the way done (not to the point where I’d consider it finished) but I’m too tired to keep working on it #so here [chucks the .png through your window] #good omens #I fuckign hate drawing the folds in clothes oh my god why is it so harddddd #my art #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #Crowley fanart #good omens angst #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #final fifteen #art #fanart #gomens fanart #good omens 2 fanart

[bluerosefox]

Gray and Graysons

One of the Bats has a secret. Something they never told to the others.

They were so very young but they have memories of a sibling, so small and tiny. They remember the burst of warmth they had in their heart when they held the tiny baby for just a moment.

But they weren’t allowed to keep them, their family couldn’t raise them. Money was tight, just enough for three but not for four, despite their shows always bringing in a crowd it was getting harder and harder for the world to be wowed by them in the new age and their sibling was too small and tiny and needed to be cared in a single place than for them to be on the road. Their lifestyle was not good for his tiny sibling apparently.

They had to watch as their parents gave his sibling away to people in suits, them promising to give his baby brother to a loving family when they find a ‘home’ for him. He watched his parents try to be strong only for his mother to break down once the car left down the road, his father holding her and apologizing, the rest of the circus troupe all silently coming over to give the heartbroken family condolences.

Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson had tears running down his face when he last saw his baby brother.

A brother he got to name before he had to be given away.

Daniel ‘Danny’ Grayson.

-x-x-

Dick never told the others. If anyone dug deep into his past they might find his brother’s birth records maybe, if someone got around to digitizing the paperwork for him but given the fact he was placed in the US childcare systems just a few days after his birth and the fact that Dick was still pretty young they most likely believed he didn’t remember his baby brother now. Not after so many years.

But they were wrong, Dick remembers. And he kept the secret close to his heart and memories.

And the only physical evidence he had was a single picture of him holding his brother, a smile on his tiny face towards their father who had taken the photo of them together. When he had lost his parents, lost most of the things that connected him to them, to his past in the circus that had been his whole life, had been taken from him in Gotham’s ruthless childcare system, he held on tight to the picture in secret. Hid it away from anyone trying to rip it from him, hid it from Bruce when the man took him in days later, hid it from Alfred despite how gentle the butler was towards him. He couldn’t, wouldn’t risk losing his photo at the time, he hadn’t trusted anyone and by the time he did he didn’t have the heart to reveal it.

So yes, the existence of his baby brother Danny was his most guarded and best kept secret.

So that’s why Dick, as Nightwing, nearly died from a heart attack when leaving a Justice League meeting he spotted a familiar face among one of the new engineers working in the Watchtower.

It was like seeing a young version of himself. Only, Dick could see that the young man was more than a copy of him, so much more than a clone. He held many traces of John Grayson but also had a bit more of Mary Grayson than Dick did. Small details that Dick foggely remembers taking note when he had held his baby brother.

“Hey, hurry up with that report Gray!” Shouted the head engineer from down the hall, his hand beckoning the young adult to come over.

“Coming! And boss, I told you Danny is fine!” Danny shouted back before hurriedly leaving a stunned Nightwing.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #Danny and Dick are siblings #Danny is a space engineer #he worked hard and now gets to be in space #dick grayson #Dick’s parents couldn’t care for Danny because of money and the fact he was tiny #they wanted him but couldn’t keep him #his paperwork got a tiny bit lost and damaged before it got digital #so there isn’t much for either brothers to find each other #Dick did look but found next to nothing about where his brother went #Danny still had the original papers but the papers got damaged bad and his last name is a little lost #he knows it’s Gray something #small what if in this AU but what if he married Val and took her last name #and later finds his old papers and is teased he was always meant to be a Gray some way #BUT he doesn’t have to married in this #just a tiny what if #BUT he has changed his last name to Gray after a bad fall out with he Fenton’s #it wasn’t even because of him being a half ghost or even because of Vlad #nope it was because he didn’t want to be ghost hunter

[your-royal-momoness]

Zuko, hungover: please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of all the turtleducks

Sokka: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Turtleducks

#turtleducklord strikes again! #you can’t tell me that Zuko isn’t the kind of drunk to just SOB over how cute things are #like turtleducks #or Druk #or Sokka - it’s how they get together #Zuko and Sokka are catching up and they get drunk and Zuko thinks he’s finally got enough courage to tell Sokka he likes him #so he starts waxing poetic about Sokka to his face #but actually #Zuko is very drunk #and he’s really just incoherently crying about how beautiful Sokka is and squishing his cheeks #still works tho #zukka #sokka #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #trashbending

[reachingfortheday]

vico ortiz i am obsessed with you

(source)

#assigned knives at birth is the funniest thing i’ve ever read with my two eyes #vico ortiz #our flag means death #i did the tumblr alt text in the image but someone please tell me if it isn’t working

[doctorsiren]

What if when Miles threw the gun, the shot killed MVK instead of just hitting his shoulder and so Gregory adopted Franziska rather than MVK adopting Miles

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #franziska von karma #ace attorney fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #me when I get to make another 1950s-styled design #🤭🤭🤭🤭 #my inspo for her fit was Agent Carter (my beloved) #thanks to the discord gang for helping me figure out how I wanted the colours LMAO #and for the statement that inspired this concept :3 #she and Miles work together #omg this is now a THIRD version of Defenseworth #this time his dad isn’t dead!

[mcondance]

backshots with marc. yeah.

marc likes you face down, ass up. not in the “i’m in control way” but. . in the “jus lay there and let me take care of you” way.

he likes the visual of you laid down, back arched and pussy swallowing his cock up while you moan and curse and babble whatever fucked-out thought comes to your mind. the act of letting you just take it and letting him give it to you the way he’s learned you love is something he can’t get over.

his hips slapping against yours, his hands roaming your back and ass, your pretty moans cascading throughout the air as he fucks you good— it’s irreplaceable.

“takin’ me so good, baby, just like that, yeah,” he nods, and you are taking him good.

when it hurts too good, when his cock is pressing too perfect on that spot, and you slur out “feels too good, feels like- god”, when your words are more like jumbled up letters, is when he knows he’s doing it right.

“jus keep taking it baby, just like that, right there, hm?”

he’s spurred on by your drawn-out moans, your whiny whimpers of “fucking me so good, shit”. every sound that escapes your slick lips makes him feel so perfect, the thought that you feel this good because of him, that he’s the reason you feel this good has his heart racing a mile a minute.

but he never gets caught up in his head, because you, and the way your pussy feels wrapped around his dick are enough to keep him grounded for days.

“look so pretty takin’ it, so fuckin’ pretty baby.”

and in his eyes, you do. everything about you is pretty, from the milky white ring you leave around his cock to the way your ass bounces with each of his thrusts to the way you just let him spoil you, allow him to allow you to be your pretty ass still and let him take over.

the way you look cumming on his cock, though. . that’s heaven. shaking and sobbing, you keep cumming, and he keeps fucking you until you’re both so blissed out you can barely move. and when you’re too tired to even move, he takes care of you then, too.

#first marc work how we feelin? #if my dialogue isn’t accurate i’m sawri in advance i’m working on it <3 #marc spector smut #marc spector x black reader #moon knight smut #moon knight x black reader #moon knight x reader #marc spector x reader #steven grant x reader