#but man i love 1 time lesbian

[chronal-anomaly]

No because listen, listen.

Lena has never, ever been able to sit still. In school, around home, even running through the streets of London, it wasn't enough. She always had her head in the clouds, ideas of grandeur, looking forward to the future. She fought for some kind of purpose in life, outside of miserably trying to keep a business alive in post-war crisis or finding something dead end.

She was fast, in good shape, and after the war, recruiters were everywhere, trying to establish some kind of military. She absolutely fell hook, line, and sinker for the propoganda of fighting for peace, fighting for a better world, a more peaceful, balanced world. Omnic relations had improved, and Lena could agree a lot of the intentions that the military had. Plus, they provided her an out, a way to break free of London.

She was probably recruited as early as 16, and moved off at 17 to the Royal Air Force Academy.

Imagine this 17 year old girl, scared, new, not really sure how she got there, walking around the RAF Academy. The months of basic trainings, of work, before they even took the aptitude tests for next steps. Only the best of the best became fighter pilots, and Lena craved the thought of it. But it wasn't just intelligence they tested on. How well they could read the conditions, how to pilot the craft in an emergency. And so, while her math and reading scores were happily average, her natural aptitude for the skies was off the charts. She was responsive, reactive, sensitive to the skies, and overall built for the sky. That, plus her small stature and her ability to fit easily into the craft, had her fast tracked.

Lena only feels peace in the sky. The rocketing of her heartbeat slows, and she can feels each individual breath she takes. Even when she's crushed back against the seat of the craft, when she's doing actual damage to her spine from the g-force, Lena is truly happy and at peace.

And this is what helped her land the Slipstream project.

#this is just the cliffnotes #but man i love 1 time lesbian #GOD #everyone talks about how young Cass was when he joined bw #but Lena joined when she was only 21 #Which is why I like the idea of her and cass being besties #(and angela and Genji too) #Because they were all #basically children in war #this is so rambly I'm sorry I have yet another migraine #( ooc. ) #me @ myself: post the 15 paragraph timeline you have #Also me: no #( headcanon. )

[dykeinthedark]

venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

#okay so i got a really masc haircut about a month ago and i know it's just a haircut but holy shit has it changed EVERYTHING for me #like.... i've always leaned masc except 1) before i came out 2) when i was actively in love with someone who i knew liked femmes #and they always described me as a fem. because that's what i showed her. because i wanted to be with her. #but lowkey whenever i'm in a not-impressing-anyone raw-dogging-life-no-crush era i always resort to a very masc style #like masc being my default and i'd only lean fem to impress people whether it's for love or peer pressure in a specific setting #like ''dressing up'' has always been a form of drag to me. like something i HAD to do to fit in or impress my parents (scott favor core) #but ever since this haircut i've realized... i could just BE masc innately like i really don't have to be womanly if i don't want to #which i usually don't. again i have only ever dressed fem for other people. but it's not even being masc that attracts me on its own #it's like. being masc in a distinctly lesbian way. as in whenever i look in the mirror i don't wanna be like a Guy i wanna be a dyke. #like lesbian as a gender identity too sort of thing honestly. okay i've been waffling but basically i sort of want to call myself butch #but i don't know if i like... can?? if i'm allowed to??? #everyone always says it's MORE than just wearing boy clothes and not wearing makeup and having short hair (which i already do all those) #i mean i've always id'd as genderqueer because it literally just means gender weird and i experience gender in a queer way #what's probably the most telling is that my friends (all queer) CALL me a butch lesbian #like every time they do i feel really internally validated. it's not just my clothes but my personality too ig is what people tell me #i have a higher pitched voice relatively speaking but apparently the way i talk is quote ''very clockably into women'' #which?? gender euphoria asf. my best friend specifically he (gay trans guy) always uses butch to describe me very intuitively #people have also noticed that i ''transitioned'' in all aspects except hormonally. like ppl have commented and noticed my masculinzation #but at the same time i always feel rly haunted by my ex relationships because one wanted me to be more masc #(she's the one who came out as straight and would treat me like a man) which i didn't like and i didn't like playing up being fem either #bc now it feels like she (butch) won't believe me if i called myself butch too bc she remembers me being femme #idk i feel like there's her voice in my head all the time that sees everything i do through her eyes (i'm lowkey still in love) #i feel like even though this comes so naturally to me i must be putting on a performance #even though i've actually read stone butch blues and done research into the history and i truly love and id with the culture like i rly do #that im still just a sad imitation of a butch lesbian and can never really be a part of it because i used to enjoy dressing up sometimes #like it's so stupid but can i still be butch if i wore a dress to prom and i think i looked good in it?? #even though i was envious of my friends who wore suits?? that i used to try goth makeup?? that i liked long dresses?? #that i enjoyed stacked necklaces and rings on every finger??? #and tbh ALL OF THAT CAME FROM A CONCIOUS EFFORT TO FEMINIZE MYSELF IN JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL WHEN I WAS 16 #because omfg it was 2 months before junior prom and i was worried that i was too masc and wanted to get comfortable with being fem

[splatoonmaster69]

i mean this in the nicest, jokiest way possible the gay persona polls have convinced me we need to tie every single p5 and p4 fan to a chair with a psp and force them to play through persona 1 and the 2 duology

#sorry saw a 'who is this guy vs homophobic gay man' tag on the philemon v yosuke poll and it made me very angry #cuz the same kind of tags were on the nyarl v yusuke poll #and frankly. lets be honest here. as far as what ive seen and played. persona 2 is the least homophobic persona game #every other one(AS FAR AS IVE SEEN. persona 1 dw buddy you may make me feel sick but i Trust you) has some fucking shit in it #meanwhile persona 2 is over there canon bi protag with canon gay love interest canon lesbian sidecharacter #just off the top of my head #as far as i saw 0 homophobic jokes about any of this unlike what ive heard of from a certain fourth game #no prominent transphobic character as far as i saw. once again looking at that fourth game #no bit where the canonically gay people drag away a straight main character as comedy. unlike a 5th game i know #the only other one with a chance is persona 3 and 1 but i cant play 1 and 3 had the one scene on the beach #so uh yeah every time a persona 2 character loses i get a little closer to unfollowing for the sake of my mental health

[aro-aizawa]

seemingly the only way i can ever get into any new thing is if i spontaneously decide to watch/read it

#shut up danni's talking #in other news aloneintherain posted a welcome to demon school iruma-kun fanfic while i was sleeping #woke up the notification and thought huh well i don't wanna get up now so lemme boot up crunchyroll #i am now on season 2 ep 1 #so that's fun! #and i would die for iruma - him and azz are deffo gay #my angel clara is either lesbian or she's aro lesbian and i can't decide which i like better so shrug #but that girl eiko is ABSOLUTELY bi honestly she's like my fave side character #uh big buff and dumb blonde is also a favourite of mine #he's so passionate abt the demon king and stuff and i cackled when he found out the demon king club was full of nerds #and yet he IMMEDIATELY without a single second of hesitation joined and like MAD respect i adore him #ameri is also cool but she is absolutely demiromantic with a romantic soul and i ship her w eiko #but man the relationship between iruma and his grandpa is so sweet???;; #i wanted to melt at the festival and the other classmates were like oh man bet you're the pride of your family iruma and he was like #YEAH I LOVE GRANDPA AND OPERA #i wanted to cry #also the fact that iruma puts his hair up in a ponytail when exercising is my absolute favourite thing #and is definitely a key reason why i think he's one of my faves i'm always weak when a character can have a small ponytail #anyways just letting y'all know and when i finish watching the anime fingers crossed my dumbass brain will let me comprehend the manga #idk HOW i managed to comprehend the mha manga way back when but hopefully it'll work this time too #i have a feeling that a lot of the fandom is weighted towards the manga spoilers rather than the anime which is fair #also i THOUGHT crunchyroll had messed up bc i was sure i had three more episodes left of season one and i did #when i finished s2 ep1 it tried to make me watch s3 ep1 which like no thank you #so now im gonna have to go back and be confused rip

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

OooOoo boykisser… Oli likes kissing boys ooOOo /t

i think he’s a little preoccupied at the moment but yeah. man’s a boykisser. for sure

#he’s too busy missing his friends and falling in love (/p) with the members of my household #10piecetalks #but bro is gay. we all know this #he’s out of luck because 1) i’m a lesbian 2) i have a girlfriend 3) he’s the only one in my head that i’m aware of atm so he’s sort of stuc #sorry man. you’ll get em next time

[mielgf]

just finished my first read of little women and i will never be the same

#literally cried so many times it reminded me why i love literature so much #the book felt like a warm hug it made me so happy from start to finish #watching the 2019 movie rn and crying profusely once again #new personality trait acquired i can’t #it was such a perfect fall time read for me like it just gave me so much comfort and joy #beth march… my sweet girl i have cried over her character repeatedly throughout the day #also it was for a class and my prof has been telling us all how louisa may alcott was prob a lesbian and been encouraging us to read #the book with an open mind to the idea of jo being queer/gender queer and i just… love him so much for that #he is a cishet man but the most fierce ally ever #anyway that’s all i have to say for now but i might have more as i think about it in the coming days #talk time #also timothee chablagoo as laurie… makes him so much more naturally charasmatic than what i picked up from laurie in the books #like laurie in the books at least in part 1 feels like such a fumbling mess of a boy #but in the most endearing way possible #but timothee makes him charming from the first time him and jo meet #maybe it’s cause he’s objectively attractive idk 😭 or maybe that’s just him but yeah that’s just a lil not #saoirse as jo… oh my god she is so beyond perfect i can’t handle it

[this-is-a-nice-show]

What I love about destiel is that it is both simultaneously cannon and not cannon. It's not cannon because y'know...it wasn't reciprocated. But it is cannon because in my heart I know that Dean loves Castiel.

#Dean: I love Cas like a brother #Me: This is true love #For some reason this show really doesn't like queer people #I say people but iirc there were two cannonically (Including Cas) #I mean they killed off Charlie (a lesbian btw) twice #In an extremely violent way #I feel like I should include Dean because not even reading into it too much...like he's a bisexual man #The CW is too cowardly to come out and say it #There's an episode where Charlie has to flirt with a man but she isn't able to do it #Not because she doesn't try her best (this was a very necessary step to defeating some sort of monster) #But because he is a Very Masculine Manly Man #So Dean tells her word for word what to say and what to do #So we've established that (according to the rules of supernatural which is not super accurate to real life) #1. Lesbians are incapable of flirting with men (and are NEVER attracted to men) #2. Dean can flirt with men #So therefore if someone can flirt with men...they are attracted to men #Bam. Dean is bisexual #Y'know in good omens when Multiple Characters called Aziraphale and Crowley gay #And this was cited as one of the reasons they were/are queer? #That happened to Dean many times #Someone: You look gay . #Dean (to Sam): Why do they say I look gay? #Sam: Because you look gay. (wtf do you mean 'why do they say I look gay?' look in a mirror. dumbass) #I didn't even have internet when I was watching this show (got the dvds from the library). #And I was so convinced that he was bi (and still am tbh) even without analysis videos or posts. #Me: A bisexual character in my fantasy media? #Captain Jack Harkness: It's more likely than you think. #destiel #supernatural #my post

[demilypyro]

So I've seen a few too many people on twitter talking about The Kiss Scene from the new Scott Pilgrim anime. People saying it's fetishistic and indulgent, people calling it male gazey, etc. And while the kiss itself is certainly a bit exaggerated, I felt like writing a bit about why I disagree, and why context is important, like it always is. But it basically turned into an extended analysis on the metatextual treatment of Roxie Richter. So bear with me. It's a long post.

What really matters about this scene is not the kiss itself, but what precedes it. Not even just the fight scene just before it, but what precedes the whole anime series, really. And that's the Scott Pilgrim comic book, and the live action movie. Because in both, Roxie is a punchline.

She's a joke. Her character starts and ends with "one of the exes is actually a girl, I bet you didn't expect that." Jokes are made about Ramona's latent bisexuality, the movie especially treating it as funny and absurd, and her validity as a romantic interest is entirely written off by Ramona as being "just a phase." There's a fight scene, she's defeated by a man giving her an orgasm which implicitly calls her sexuality into question (come on), and the movie just moves on. It sucks. It really, really sucks.

The comic fares a little better. It never veers into outright homophobia like the movie does, and while the line about Ramona having gone through a phase remains, Roxie actually gets one over on Scott when Ramona briefly gets back with Roxie. But Roxie is still only barely a character. Like all the other evil exes, she's just a stepping stone towards the male protagonist's development. She barely even gets any screentime before she's defeated by Scott's "power of love." But Roxie stands out, since she's the only villain who is queer, or at least had been confirmed queer at that point (hi Todd). In a series that champions multiple gay men in the supporting cast, the single undeniable lesbian in the story is a villain. She's labeled as evil, made fun of, pushed aside in favor of the men, and then discarded. Her screentime was never about her, or her feelings for Ramona. It was about the straight, male protagonist needing to overcome her. And that was Roxie Richter. An unfortunate victim of the 2010s.

Fast forward to current year, and the new anime series is announced. Everybody sits down to watch the new series expecting another retelling of the same story, and.... hang on, that straight male protagonist I mentioned just died in the first episode. And now it's humanizing the villains from the original story. And there's Roxie, introduced alongside the other evil exes in the second episode, and she's being played entirely straight, without a punchline in sight. No jokes are made about her gender, no questions are made of her validity as one of Ramona's romantic interests. The narrative considers her important. In one episode, she already gets more respect than she did in either of the previous iterations of Scott Pilgrim. And this isn't even her focus episode yet... which happens to be the very next one.

The anime series goes to great lengths to flesh out the original story's villains and to have Ramona reconcile with them. And I don't think it's a coincidence that Roxie gets to go first. While Matthew Patel gets his development in episode 2, Roxie is the first to directly confront Ramona, now our main protagonist. This is notable too because it's the only time the exes are encountered out of order. Roxie is supposed to be number 4, but she's first in line, and later on you realize that she's the only one who's out of sequence. She's the one who sets the precedent for the villains being redeemed. She's the most important character for Ramona to reconcile with.

What follows is probably the most extensive, elaborate 1 on 1 fight scene in the whole show. Roxie fights like a wounded animal, her motions are desperate and pained. Ramona can only barely fight back against her onslaught. Different set-pieces fly by at breakneck speed as Roxie relentlessly lays her feelings at Ramona's feet through her attacks and her distraught shouts. And unlike the comic or the movie, Ramona acknowledges them, and sincerely apologizes. And the two end up just laying there, exhausted, reminiscing about when they were together.

Only after this, after all of this, does the kiss scene happen. Roxie has been vindicated, she has reconciled with the person who hurt her, the narrative has deemed that her anger is justified and has redeemed her character. And she gets her victory lap by making the nearest other hot girl question her heterosexuality, sharing a sloppy kiss with her as the music triumphantly crescendos.

It's... a little self-congratulatory, honestly. But it's good. It's redemption for a character who had been mistreated for over a decade. And she punctuates the moment by being very, very gay where everyone can see it, no men anywhere in sight. Because this is her moment. And then she leaves the plot, on her own accord this time, while humming the hampster dance. What a legend. How could anything be wrong with this.

#scott pilgrim #spto #scott pilgrim takes off #roxie richter #roxanne richter #scott pilgrim spoilers #spto spoilers

[scoobhead]

rating ways to advertise the locked tomb

"lesbian necromancers in space": 5/10. technically true, except that gideon isn't a necromancer and for the most part they aren't in space. can also be tonally misleading; implies a fun space opera adventure and fails to mention the impending emotional devastation. that being said it is iconic and (mostly) effective

"murder mystery in a haunted gothic castle": 8/10. MUCH better at capturing the tone and plot of the first book, but still a little off. imagine picking up the book because of this blurb and then watching gideon nav make a mean girls reference in the first 20 pages. the whiplash could kill you

"a locked tomb mystery": 5/10. nondescriptive and a little misleading, but i can't give this any lower than a 5 because the pun is very good. gideon would love this one and that should count for something

"gay goth among us": 10/10. i'm not even going to pretend like this one doesn't nail it. try and argue against this. you can't. captures the murders, the space-y setting, the queer characters, the tone and aesthetic, AND the contemporary humor. chef's kiss

"enemies to lovers 'i hate everyone but you' slow burn": 1/10. true if you squint. the relationship between gideon and harrow would make booktok weep

"catholic homestuck": 9/10. this means nothing and explains everything

this tweet by tamsyn muir:

[Image ID: A tweet by "tamsyn should be writing" @tazmuir: "sure, I edited from 12 o'clock to 4.30, but how much of that time did I spend on the discovery that the basis of my novel is 'what if these two were... teenage girls'", followed by an image of Skeletor and He-Man. /end ID]

10/10. conveys the pop culture savvy of the series, the complex dynamic between the main characters, and the humor of the writing style all at once. also makes me laugh every time i think about it

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gtn #gtn spoilers #harrow the ninth #htn #nona the ninth #ntn #nat og #1k #2k #5k #10k #15k

[nerdvi]

In the wake of the whole james somerton fiasco and inspired by this post, I wanted to share a few of my um, soft signs, like, orange flags to detect when someone is bullshitting you.

First of all, I am on the spectrum which means 1) I tend to take what people say at face value and 2) I have a strong sense of justice which makes me prone to biases, all of which combined means I am at perpetual risk of swallowing the bullshit.

So, what to do about it? You turn on the critical thinking and pay attention.

As one of my favorite youtubers, Hannah Alonzo, likes to say: "consider the source, remember the motive". Who is talking to you?? What do you know about them?? What biases might they have?? How do they interact with your own biases?? Where are they talking from?? Is it anger?? happinness? boredom?? Also, why are they talking to you? Are they trying to sell you something?? Are they trying to convince you and why?? How do they go about the finantial motivation, if present? If you have, in this case, a white cis gay man talking to you as it he has it the worst of the worst in the world, there's probably some exaggeration and you should start to wonder. There's a good chance he's bullshitting you.

How they talk about women and POC No, no, stay with me. There's a rule I had back when I was dating men: Always beware of how they treat their mother. With the exception of extremes like mama's boys and cases of abuse, how a man treats the woman with whom they have that familial bond is a good indicator of how they are going to treat you. Do they berate her? speak ill of her? are aggressive or controlling? do they dismiss her opinions? Same with creators, and by god I tell you, specially cis male creators, queer or otherwise, always always beware of how they speak of women, how they treat women, how they treat POC. Somerton had a weird vendetta against straight women. It went mostly unnoticed. Then, he was dismissive towards lesbians and other queer women and it was once again overlooked. Then he went ahead and made sinophobic content about genres and cultures he knows NOTHING about. Again, it went unchecked. What I am telling you is IT'S NOT NORMAL. Contempt about women and non white-western cultures is not normal and if someone has them as them as an enemy or a scapegoat, they're probably bullshitting you. Take what they say and fact check it, see for yourself.

If at any point in a video or an essay you find yourself thinking "wait, really??" then it's time to fact check. Is it a bit suspicious?? is your logic telling you that's not quite how this works?? Then take to google, my friend, they might be bullshitting you. At worst, you dodge a fake fact, at best, you learn way too much about a topic you were already interested in.

Beware of the lack of nuance. I can not stress this enough. We all love monochrome, but life and societal issues are never black and white. It's just impossible, there's too many factors to consider. If you are being presented situations or anecdotes as absolute truths, you're probably being bullshitted. If it's too good to be true, it is. If it sounds waaay too convenient, it probably is. A good researcher, a serious investigator, will always have some nuance because they have done the work and checked the sources. If someone provides you 1) no nuance and 2) no sources, THEY'RE BULLSHITTING YOU.

These are the ones I can come up with just of the top of my head, I'm sure there's more and please, add them. Remember that naivité isn't a crime, I'm fairly naive and that's made me distrustful, and these are some of the techniques I've found that help me navigate through a world of information without losing myself.

#james somerton #hbomberguy #plagiarism

[itsbecomeblue]

band!ellie 2 headcanons and smau

sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her).

cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, explicit, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp, not explicit if reader is fem or masc.

part 1

☆ at first dina and jesse could NOT bring themselves to believe ellie found her girl, but then they met you.

“this shit's cringe as fuck but the way y'all act around eachother…” jesse starts and dina immediately agrees.

“yeah, she's perfect for you, el.”

“i knowwwww, i need her.” jumping like a teenage girl fr…

☆ sometimes she thinks her bandmates like you way too much.

“invite y/n to the next rehearsal too for real.” jesse says after you leave a rehearsal you went to.

“okay man i get it, she's amazing.” with an annoyed expression.

“so… invite her.” dina chuckles.

“no, i don't want any of you jumping on my girl.” but she does invite you anyway.

☆ she's so stupid tbh, she's gonna sign girls’ tits after concerts and act all oblivious when you swerve her kisses.

☆ and swerving her is so fun istg, she's gonna try like 4 times before she's upset. UPSET! (she will go non verbal).

☆ the type to perform and glance at you like you're about to have sex right that instant (u will, after the concert tho!).

☆ she is a singer herself but turns on the tv and pretends to be the weeknd for you.

☆ she wishes she could rap… actually, no. she thinks she can.

"that was... something." you smirk and she scoffs, throwing herself on the couch she was standing on, mic in hand.

"i'm literally in my rapper era but whatever, you'll see." and you're full on laughing. "don't laugh." and you come hug her and say she's so so special.

☆ you can't open x (twitter) without seeing girls mourning your girlfriend… she's alive not single tho!

☆ always late for everything, but she tries her best istg. you and the band are TIREDDD.

☆ nervous about pda… but she likes it, showing everyone you're hers and she's yours.

☆ made a slideshow about how you should move into her apartment… that was kinda like:

“REASONS FRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

ALL OF THEM 🤣

we're literally soulmates so we gotta be roommates too???

countless sleepovers omg i'm crying!

i'll never be late again (kinda😬)

we can get a pet tg 😯

i'll get to listen to u sing in the shower more and you know i like hearing you and singing with you while im in the toilet or even outside the bathroom

passionate lesbian sex before sleeping, after eating, doing the dishes, the laundry ALL THE TIME

i love you the most and i want you close all the time

you love me back (i hope) so you gotta want me close too

i want you as my wife asap

think about it, thanks and please my love ❤️”

you moved in… weak mf but can anyone blame you??

☆ loves cooking with you for friends and family when they come over. just loves being with you in general but even house chores are better with you??

☆ comes disturb see you at your job, your bosses hate her and said they were gonna stop selling their album 😒 (they actually love her).

☆ switches from your serious cool rockstar girlfriend to your silly baby girlfriend in a second.

☆ when fans edit you, reposts them and comments under them more than on her own (she has a folder of them on tiktok)

“that's my baby so stop gawking.(jk)” “whats her @” “id repost but my gf would be jealous, shes hot asf 🤤🤤” “THAT'S MY GIRL” “creamed💔”

someone said “ellie cant handle allat” and she replied fr “true, she the one handling me 💯💢” SHE HAS NO CHILL

☆ she pays the same attention to potential hate you'd get, she will block them… don't talk about her girl.

nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e and r!receiving], fingering [e and r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).

☆ you were supposed to be in the shower but ellie saw you stripping out of your clothes and she has to ask to kiss your clit, dropping to her knees. her fingers bruising your thighs and shes eating you out as if she'd been starving. you cum but she's not satisfied yet, she pulls you down on the bedroom carpet with her "give me another one, please." hands roaming your skin ever so softly, sending shivers down your body. she asks what you want, the position, how many fingers, she just needs to please you. and now she's on top of you, pounding you with her fingers and pressing down your lower stomach because she just wants you to cum again.

☆ she's gonna be in bed with you, almost asleep asking you for kisses, then for some touches... and you end up between her legs, sloppy nasty head and some slow fingering. your lips around her clit and kissing her pussy lips and slit and your fingers in and out her pussy. she's whining and squealing, playing with her own tits and caressing ur face. you're humming against her pussy and she's clenches "let go for me, ellie..." you coo and she squirts on your mouth and fingers. soft pants leaving her lips, soon stopping with her caresses on your face as you lick her cum. you look up, hair messy against the pillow and eyes closed. "i love you..." she mutters after you clean her and lay next to her "i love you." you spoon her.

a/n: this is kinda shitty but it's for who asked for more! @kyleeservopoulos @sameenatruther @harrysslutsstuff

#ellie williams #ellie x reader #ellie williams x reader #ellie tlou2 #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x female reader #ellie x fem reader #lover girl!ellie #ellie imagine #ellie x masc reader #rockstar!ellie #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams smau #ellie williams hcs

[baseballmomlesbiandad]

Okay so I gotta lay this out more for my own reference in the future because sometimes I wonder how my life is real. Who is writing this movie, this lesbian romcom that is my life, it ain’t me!!!

So about a year ago, I basically fell in love with my neighbor at first sight. I had just moved to the neighborhood and was at the local bar when I hear someone yell over to me, “hey, I love your hair!” (Undercut)

I turn to look at her and she’s gorgeous, of course. I blush and say “thank you, I love your hair too!” (Bald) (hashtag lesbians, am I right?)

She leaves and my friend walks out from the bathroom so we head out the door and who is outside having a cig but this gorgeous girl. I wave bye to her and she yells, “bye omg you’re so pretty have a good night bye!” And my friend is like, who tf is that, and I’m like idk but I’m in love obvi.

I text my roommate, “meet me on the stoop, I gotta tell you about this girl I met at the bar.” I meet her outside and before I can get into anything, who walks up but THE GIRL and she says, “omg hey! You live here? I literally live right next door?” I am open-mouthed at this point. She gets to talking to us and is like, my name is Alex, we should all totally hang out, I need more girl friends, I live with two guys, let’s have a movie night, yadda yadda yadda.

She goes home — again, RIGHT NEXT DOOR — and my roommate says, “uh wow, what was going on between the two of you, you kept staring at each other like I wasn’t even here,” and I’m like, “YEAH THATS THE GIRL I TEXTED YOU ABOUT!”

Within the next few weeks, we run into each other constantly, like I’m telling you I saw neighbor crush every 2 days completely on accident. We spend whole nights together talking, she booty calls me to “watch the new Ted Lasso episode with her,” we hook up a few times and I’m like, fuck I liiiiiiike this girl.

Now, it’s the holidays, we both work retail, we’re not really texting each other since we’ve always just talked in person, and we just kinda fall out of that routine with everything going on. We both agree that we’re not in the right headspace for a serious relationship but want to continue…whatever it is we’re doing.

Weeks turn to months, the stars don’t align, we rarely ever run into each other anymore. I’ve started to try and move on from thinking it can ever be more except for every time we would see each other, which would be like once every month or so, the feelings would come back full force and I’d be pining and yearning all over again. It was like an addiction, which I guess love is.

Then, February comes around and she’s still on my mind, I decide, fuck it, I’m asking her to be my Valentine. I make her a handmade cheesy ass middle school fucking heart shaped valentine and left it on her door like the simp that I am. She loves it, says yes, I take her to this candlelit orchestra, we have a lovely night, we kiss but nothing more happens because she’s still trying to get her head right. I try to ask her out on dates many times, most of which she agrees to and then flakes on at the last minute. After the 5th time this happens, I decide I need to move on for my own sanity.

But of course, she’s my neighbor. SHE WORKS WITH MY ROOMMATE. And we still see each other once in awhile, so like not easy to get over her when her very presence intoxicates me, ya know?

Flash forward to now. I’m trying to get myself out there again so on a whim, I reply to a local magazine’s Instagram post about their column that sets people up on blind dates in the city, thinking nothing of it until they write back that they’d love to set me up! I’m terrified but also intrigued and am like, hell yes let’s do it.

They give me no information about the date except for the time, location, and the name of the person — and what should their name be but Alex, the same fucking name as my neighbor crush/kinda ex. OF COURSE.

I’m rolling with it though, the main thing I’m worried about is that it is, in fact, a woman and not some straight cis man named Alex because that’d be really fucked up.

The date comes around, it turns out Alex is a woman, thankfully, but honestly? Looks kinda like neighbor crush. I’m still rolling with it though, we have the date, it’s not really a love connection but it was fun, and we exchanged phone numbers and called it a night.

That was yesterday. Today, I had a whole ass bad day and was brooding on my stoop when who should walk up but the original Alex, my neighbor crush. She sits down, brightens up my day (as per usual bc again, she’s intoxicating and I’m still fucking in love) and I eventually tell her about the date. She’s happy for me, finds it fucking hilarious that her name was also Alex and then looks up her social media, finds her immediately.

Then she says, “wait…I’m pretty sure I know this girl. Yeah I’ve definitely seen her standup and she’s friends with my friends.” Which, like, in the gay community is really not that much of a surprise, BUT STILL.

Anyway, moral of the story is that I tried to get over my neighbor crush/kinda ex with a blind date set up by a local magazine who turned out to have her same name and looked like her, so I’m like 80% sure my life is actually a movie and I’m never gonna not be in love with this girl.

OH AND just icing on the cake, I came inside after social media stalking my blind date with my kinda ex and was telling my roommate and her boyfriend about it, and showed them my blind dates’s Instagram and he says, “you know, she looks kinda like Zoe kravitz,” which made me and my roommate deadpan to each other because that’s the celebrity lookalike that my neighbor crush gets all the time.

Can someone please write me a happy ending here because I’m tired of this, grandpa

#THATS TOO DAMN BAD #I don’t want main character energy I swear I don’t #my love story #tell me this is not a Thai BL but lesbian edition like CMON #read the write up in Time Out NYC on oct 1 #crushes stink man #I really should write this and try and publish it as a story bc it’s insane #lesbians #lgbtqia #this is the gayest thing about my life and I didn’t even tell you about the tarot cards and magic 8 ball #wlw

[not-the-cheese]

one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

the rest of these may take a while as i've caught up to where i am currently in the podcast but i will finish them like in a month i promise

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

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#tma #i hope this convinces you to listen to tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #jon sims #podcasts #gay podcasts #elias bouchard #peter lukas #melanie king #gerard keay #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #funny #one sentence summaries #sillyposting #Youtube #queer

[nyaagolor]

How do you rank the prosecutors on order of homophobia

forgot about this in my drafts for literally months oops. Anyway. Finished now!!!!

So I made this post a while ago that has some of the prosecutors and antagonists, but if you want a ranking of EVERY prosecutor (not including DGS bc i haven't finished yet) huzzah!!

Simon Blackquill: Not actually homophobic but he gets points docked for siccing Taka (known homophobe) at Klavier (known bisexual) for stealing his pretzels from the office pantry that one time. 3/10

Blaise Debeste: I think he's gay but he made me look at that ugly ass beard for far too long and I consider that disrespectful. out of principle? 8/10

Sebastian Debeste: Just look at him. 0/10

Miles Edgeworth: Bratworth was simultaneously gay, homophobic, and a misogynist, and eventually develops into a man who is only like 1.5 of those things. he's getting better. 5/10

Byrne Faraday: I don't really think he cares much about gay people he's busy being a single father and stealing shit. For the apathy? 2/10

Klavier Gavin: He's extremely gay and does a lot of work for the gay community but making Ema Skye deal with him is explicitly lesbophobic so 4/10

Godot: He has a lovely wife but whatever he was doing with Ron DeLite was probably not osha-compliant. I don't know what that means for his sexuality or stance on gay people and neither does he. ?/10

Ga'ran: I think she has a lot of other problems she should deal with first but considered she's bigoted to defense attorneys I don't think her being homophobic would be that out of pocket. Not sure I want to find out. 7/10

Neil Marshall: Have you ever been a gay bar? This guy would do NUMBERS. Also, real cowboys support gay rights. 0/10

Gaspen Payne: Being homophobic is actually why he got fired by the prosecutor's office and Winston is really fucking embarrassed about it. 10/10

Winston Payne: You'd think he'd be homophobic but you can't work for the Japanifornia Prosecutor's Office and hate gay people or you would actually go insane. He's like that one suburban guy who uses terms from the 60s but has the spirit. However, his ally lapel pin is really ugly so 3/10

Jaques Portman: He was calling Edgeworth slurs even before realizing he was gay. 9/10

Lana Skye: Dated Mia in college but refused to explain that to Ema because she has a lot of internalized homophobia and other weird issues of self. Repressed yuri personified. 1/10

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi: He supports gay people but gets all his talking points from the internet so even though he's supportive he's also incredibly fucking annoying about it and no one wants to invite him to brunch because of it. Stop using twitter for fact-checking you jackass. 2/10

Franziska Von Karma: Despite the fact that her lesbianism is so strong it borders on misandry, I think she has a lot of internalized homophobia so she spends the first 25 years of her life being a judgmental little shit. She'll get better dw about it. I believe she can bring that number down with time. 6/10

Manfred Von Karma: I think when he finds out Edgeworth is gay he starts going to gay bars and picking up dudes just to show Edgeworth he has way more rizz than him. Considering how people in my notes have told me on numerous occasions how much they want him carnally, I think he could actually pull it off. In that respect I think he's done a lot for the gay community. It ends up cancelling out somewhat because I think he'd be kind of an ass about it. 4/10

#ace attorney #simon blackquill #blaise debeste #sebastian debeste #franziska von karma #manfred von karma #nahyuta sadhmadhi #godot #garan #lana skye #winston payne #gaspen payne #neil marshall #miles edgeworth #byrne faraday #klavier gavin #jaques portsman #ask #mod vex #headcanons

[discofama]

I love how comfortable Adam and Lute are around each other.

I mean, look at this

So they're casually together during the extermination, much like how friends gravitate towards each other when in an event even if they're not talking or doing anything, just because it feels easier than being alone. Or perhaps Lute flew closer because she saw the huge war machine approaching Adam and got a little worried.

Charlie and Vaggie are going to attack them, and look at what they do:

Despite being Adam the one closer to Vaggie, he doesn't move an inch. They don't say anything (besides the shit talk) and Adam doesn't even look at her, he expects Lute will take care of Vaggie with no order from him, even if he's closer.

Obviously Adam is confident and doesn't think Vaggie can hurt him at all, but he clearly trusts Lute to get her out of the way. He probably knows how bloodthirsty Lute is for Vaggie and lets her have her without a word, and Lute complies, again, without a word, leaving him to handle the strongest of the enemies at that moment (Charlie).

So in this second, Adam and Lute communicated in silence. Adam didn't move and trusted her to cut in even if it was him the one under attack, and finally Lute trusted him to handle Charlie so she could fight Vaggie, as she didn't seem worried at all of the possibility of Charlie coming to protect her girlfriend.

They're in harmony. They're just natural together.

He lets her grab him like this and is willing to listen to her. It's clear he respects her and deep down appreciates that she'll keep him from doing something stupid, even if he whines.

She also climbs him? Lol. (Look at how she holds onto his arm 🥹 she's super comfortable with touching him!)

They're always hyping each other up, like in their songs:

(Look at Lute's smug face here 👇, she's sooo satisfied with what Adam's saying)

I honestly believe that they kinda make each other worse, that neither of them would be SO mean all the time if they didn't have the other: a companion who is always backing them up, who agrees on any crap that comes out of their mouth (Lute lets him talk shit about random women and nods, Adam goes along with Lute's homophobia despite seeming to not care that much about homosexuals).

Many portray Lute being a lot smarter than Adam, but I think they're both dumbasses. I mean, we laugh at Adam for saying he never made a mistake in his fucking life, but it was Lute who first stated angels don't make mistakes, somehow keeping a serious face. I think Lute seems smart because she's more quiet and cares about the rules, but she doesn't do logic very well either and can be impulsive too, as shown in the end of ep. 1.

They're probably each other's best/only friend, because they're just so unlikeable. And it makes sense they'd deeply care for one another. They care about that person that stands them and agrees with them and actually enjoys being with them. They're always seen together, hanging out even off duty. They clearly have a lot of fun.

I'll be honest. I ship GuitarSpear, I love it, but I don't know if I want it to be canon for 2 reasons:

1. Lute might be a lesbian.

She is so repulsed by homosexuals that it feels personal. Talking about how disgusting and blasphemous Charlie and Vaggie's love is, or how many cocks were in Angel's mouth and calling him a whore. She cares too much about it for it to not be personal, and I think it makes sense that she'd be a closet lesbian with a shit ton of internalized homophobia. She probably knew about Vaggie's sexuality and held a lot of resentment towards her before tearing off her wings. Maybe she was even attracted to her and was so repulsed about it that she redirected her self-hatred to Vaggie.

2. I think it could be better for Adam's character.

Let's just think about it. This character has a very distorted view of women, he has a fixation on them and hypersexualizes them. So the idea of this horny man, who always sees women with sex colored glasses, being good friends with a hot female below him in the hierarchy with no sexual or romantic interest whatsoever is nice to me. It'd work as sort of a redeeming quality in regards of his relationship with women, and I personally think this man is very redeemable. Let's hope he gets a second chance!

Still! All of this trust and comfort and team feelings can be read as romantic and I certainly wouldn't mind if it becomes canon! They could be the best villain couple!

Summarizing, these two are soulmates, end of the story. They're worse together, but also probably provide the other of a very needed company.

I have no clue if Adam will actually come back, but if he doesn't, I'll feel very bad for Lute. Yeah, yeah, she's an evil bitch, I don't care.

#sorry if the way i write isn't very sophisticated #english is my second language 👉👈 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel adam #analysis #guitarspear

[tarlosislove]

For those who are new to the 911verse because of Buck, hello! This is just another post I'm making to show that there's been Queer characters here all along! 🏳️‍🌈

I'm so glad because of Buck being canonically Bi new people have started watching the show, maybe you didn't know there's been Queer characters the whole time, maybe you don't know that there's a spinoff that is also v queer.

Both 9-1-1 and 9-1-1: Lone Star have been Queer from the very beginning.

9-1-1: Hen and Karen are Lesbians, they're married and have a son together. The first season is.. rough with them but we as a fandom have basically agreed to ignore that storyline because they are incredible now and have been for a long time, just push through that storyline and it's all good from there. Shipname: Henren

You'll see Michael and David for a few seasons, they're really sweet and I love them, they're said to still be together but they're not on the show anymore. (That is completely the fault of the actor for Michael)

Josh is a recurring character, he's gay and Maddie's friend and co-worker at the dispatch center.

Buck has had so many moments throughout the show that just makes complete sense that he is now discovering his Bisexuality. So don't worry you're not gonna have to wait 7 seasons to see Buck have Queer moments.

There's also several times we see Queer characters that are just there for an episode because they were part of the rescue.

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9-1-1: Lone Star: Carlos and T.K are gay and get together at the beginning of the show and are still together as we're going into season 5. Shipname: Tarlos

Paul is a Trans man firefighter. As a Trans person Paul means so fucking much to me.

Nancy is Bisexual, while there has only been one comment in the show both the writers and the actress for Nancy have confirmed she's Bi.

Again there are times when you see Queer characters that are there for an episode or for a rescue. I love when shows do this because it just normalizes Queerness throughout and it's not just main characters that are Queer.

These are both gay firefighter shows and I truly hope you love them! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖

#911 #911 on abc #911 abc #911 lone star #911 ls #911verse #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqa #queer #gay #tarlos #tk strand #carlos reyes #bisexual #transgender #bi #mlm #wlw #hen wilson #karen wilson #henren #evan buckley #josh russo #paul strickland #nancy gillian #buck x tommy