today i'm thinking about how steve and danny are that ridiculous couple who argues over who gets to risk their life, 'better me than him', like in 3x15
steve: i'm gonna draw the fire to draw out the sniper, kono will take the shot.
danny: please don't do that, please lis-- and he's gone, of course, don't listen to me, don't listen to reason, be you. it's very you of you.
also danny: *proceeds to draw fire himself before steve even realised what happened*
steve: *offended noises* WTF was that, scarface????
danny: a taste of your own medicine? :P you plan was flawed.
steve: *to the tune of you liiiiike me* wait, you were worried about me? 😏
danny: that is not the lesson here!
steve: *can't hear anything over Danny-Cares-About-Me*
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"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell
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in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this
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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets.
Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”
–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.
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actual intense analysis of the situation aside, I love that Steven has only ever professed to truly hate two people in the entire universe. One of them is the dictatorial leader of a society of colonizers who is quite literally the root of all of steven and his gem family's problems and also personally traumatized him by physically ripping a vital organ out of his body. The other is a teenager who harassed him and his friend at a party.
Guess which one he still talks to.
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regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.
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