if you still take requests can I have Ryuunosuke and Kazuma following behind Phoenix as ghosts trying to mess with him even though he can't see or hear them
This request has been in my inbox for so long that I forgot the part about messing with him as ghosts...whoops!
So let's just say they did plan for shenanigans, but caught Phoenix at a bad time and couldn't look away from The Horrors.
Part Two
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The Very Model of a Modern Major General
[Y/N sitting by one of the Diasomnia windows, gazing out at it forlornly]
Y/N, sighs: When will my husband return from the war?
Malleus: Husband?
Sebek: WAR??
Silver, just waking up: Huh? What now..?
Y/N: He’s been gone for so long…
Malleus: I didn’t know you were married?
Sebek: Human, wHAT WAR?!?
Silver: *is terribly confused*
Y/N, sighing more: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…
Lilia, waltzes in carrying groceries: I’m back!
Y/N, starry eyed: Lilia!~ *springs up and rushes over to him to engulf him in a hug, planting kisses all over his face*
Lilia, laughing: I was gone for only half an hour, my dear.~
Malleus, Silver, & Sebek: . . .
Silver: Ah.
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Okay that comic was funny but consider an alternative ending; AMW F!Leo astral projects himself out of his Little Leo’s body just to be petty with either a shit-eating grin or a deadpan expression
OK. I HAD TO GET THE IDEA OUT.
the original post :) Creds under the cut!
At My Worst @teainthesnow
I feel scared pinging everyone else again PFF so they can be found in the original post I linked!
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who the heck learned you
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何が起こっている?! (nani ga okotte iru) - What is happening?! / What's going on?!
それはスコルピオントレッドミル!! (sore wa sokorupion toreddomiru) - It's the Scorpion Treadmill!!
この二人に乗せてのトレッドミルです. (kono futari ni nosete no toreddomiru desu) - It's the treadmill for these two (people). / Put these two (people) on the treadmill.
"The boys' accents suggest that they probably learned English first and speak it best, and Splints has been pretty clear that he doesn't really want anything to do with his roots as a Hamato, so I don't imagine he spoke to them in Japanese very much as a way of distancing them from all that. But the reality shows seem to always be on--I wonder how much of the language the boys picked up just because of the background ambience? Like, maybe they can understand Japanese better than they can speak it, and their lexicon is just… the weirdest friggin' shit, because of all that reality TV. They don't know how to ask "where's the bathroom?" they know how to say "I can't believe that man on the treadmill got eaten to death by scorpions""
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"every f!leo hates their little leo" is a misconception. MNMC Leon who said he wouldn't care if Leo died (BLUFFING) is a statistical outlier and shouldn't have been counted
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I'm finding everyone getting angry at Lilia being such a picky judge due to his Culinary Crimes tm so funny. I was exactly the same when I saw him give a 1 for the first time.
However, I have an extra reason I feel salty and betrayed and I need more people to talk about it.
Lilia is BIASED AS HECK!
I was happy to see Lilia judging because Lilia has judged twice before this point.
In these Crucibles. And guess what? HE WAS A LENIENT JUDGE IN BOTH!
From the wiki:
And my own screenshots from the Crucibles:
Giving the exact same score as our Beloved Ruggie, Mr. Clean Plate Food is Food himself, and giving a 3 on the first time I did a recipe (where Epel and Kalim gave 1s, wow sirs). I loved to see Lilia. He was my favorite judge.
So after experiencing this, I was expecting this type of scoring this time around. But OH NO!
WHY?!
Other judges don't have this kind of 180! Most they'll do is move a tier, and even then that only depends on if a "very" tier is there.
So how does Lilia go from being a real one to Anton Ego in this Crucible?
My theory: Man's hecking biased.
Who cooked in those other Crucibles?
Clubmate Kalim and Malleus "Basically Lilia's Other Son" Draconia! THE FAVORITISM!
I jokingly suspected him of this Bias during In Pursuit of Eggcellence, but I decided against it because Lilia has a weird pallete. But here he is giving out 1s like he's writing binary code!
He doesn't have any strong, personal connections to Ace or Idia (well, he does with Idia, but he doesn't know that!). So he has no reason to be nice! (Though if he judges again and goes back to being lenient, that means he just had a vendetta against these two for some reason)
I think we need to be making him accountable for this, his judging is a whole conspiracy! HIS CRIMES GO DEEPER!
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