Fresh off the hoop!
Dedicated to everyone that said all the most iconic Ghoul Boys quotes are from BUN, when I've had this line live in my head rent-free since the first episode of Ghost Files
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you know how old scifi is. [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote that will haunt me for years and years] [quote t
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“when i was a kid, i would get these headaches, and i went to the doctor, and they said that i needed glasses. i didn’t understand that, it didn’t make sense to me, because i could see fine. and then i get the glasses, and i put them on, and i’m in the car on the way home, and suddenly i yell—because the big green blobs that i had been staring at my whole life, they weren’t big green blobs. they were leaves on trees. i could see the leaves. and i didn’t even know i was missing the leaves. i didn’t even know leaves existed, and then… leaves!” —dr erica hahn on realising you’re gay, grey’s anatomy
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Astarion: Gods below, what is Gale cooking this time? I can smell the disappointing odor of melancholy and nutmeg from here.
Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU AREN'T GOING TO EAT ANY OF IT, ANYWAY!
Lae'zel: His food does lack daring and confidence. Perhaps some spices could salvage it, but I am not optimistic.
Astarion: Well, what do you expect from a man whose diet consists of moldy trinkets and old boots.
Gale: *From across the camp.* YOU KNOW I DON'T ACTUALLY EAT THEM!
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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist.
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Someone: You seem distant, something wrong?
Me sitting peacefully at my desk: Oh it's nothing just daydreaming...
My brain: "But in the end, I...l still think...it's so unfair,' Yin Yu sobbed. 'If I wasn't destined to be perfect, I at least wanted to be perfectly kind. But...I couldn't even manage that. It's really...so unfair. And to tell you the truth, I can't get over it, even now. I just can't swallow the fact that I'm dying for this little bone head, Yizhen. I can't even let go and die without resentments and regrets. What the heck...?"
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As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up.
-Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Buck: Look, Eddie is not my soulmate, okay? Yes, fine, when he first started at the 118, years ago, I had a liiiittle crush on Eddie. There, I said it, okay? Are you happy?
Eddie: Exactly! And at one point I had a crush on Buck and that's all in the past!
Buck: Exactly! Wait...what did you- when did you...?
Eddie:
Buck: Yeah, no, nevermind, doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Because if- even if we...because it...with the timing and everything, it's-
Chimney: *gasps* He didn't know!
Ravi: Do you still love each other??
Buck: Wh- what? No!
Eddie: No! We've never- we...we've moved on!
Buck: Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And....you know...and it...it- anyway, it doesn't matter, because we've all...you know. And besides, you know, I'm with- I'm...I'm with, um-
Tommy: Tommy.
Buck: I'm with Tommy! Yeah, no, I know your name. Obviously!
Chimney: Eddie didn't know that Buck didn't know! And now Buck knows that Eddie knows-
Marisol: We fucking get it, Chimney.
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Stranger: Gay people make me puke.
Dallas: Don't deepthroat so far then.
Stranger: *disgusted* Jesus hates homosexuals like you.
Dallas: I'm Jewish.
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Jason arguing with Dick: Fine! I am going to be honest then Dickwing!
Dick grinning like he already won the arguement: Aw Little Wing finally wants to be honest!
Tim walking by bored with a coffee in hand and eyes on his phone: He said going to, not that he wants to be...
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