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phoenixesse · 7 months

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About Post!

Hi, I'm Vienna!

I have this blog mostly to look at fandom stuff and promote my fics!

A few things about me:

-I'm Canadian

-My favourite colour is yellow

-my favourite song is Achilles Come Down by GANGOFYOUTHS

-I'm a young adult

-At the moment, my gender and sexuality is genderqueer (They/She) and Sapphic Arospec

-I have ADHD and autism (expect hyperfixations haha)

-my personality type is INFJ

-my enneagram is 4w5

-I’m a Libra Sun, Pisces Moon, and a Virgo Rising

-Like I said, I'm a writer! I used to be a high level English student. My favourite style to write is with a very philosophical flair. At the moment, I'm trying to incorporate that into scripts for a video essay medium!

-I love understanding the human condition and the ways that people feel about living. That trait definitely rubs off into my work

-I LOVE space and using space themed literary analysis. Whether that be the planets and stars themselves, or celestial idea like tarot or horoscopes, I think it’s all really cool to think about

-I'm a competitive curler! (the sport). It is a very left field and niche interest but I love talking about it

-I love indie RPG's, but my favourite would have to be OneShot

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Things you'll probably expect on this blog (in order of interest):

Major:

(Mostly special interests, please talk to me about these anytime)

-Pokemon (any canon, especially pokespe)

-Sonic (I LOVE SHADOW)

-Splatoon (I LOVE Splatoon lore)

-The Legend of Zelda (mostly ALBW, BotW, and TotK)

-Five Nights at Freddy's (I love lore)

Minor:

(Things I have been interested in and will occasionally talk about, you can definitely still ask about these things!)

-OneShot

-OFF

-Stardew Valley

-Undertale/Deltarune

-Haikyuu!!

-Homestuck

-Amphibia

-Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (no spoilers past part 7, please!)

-Fairy Tail

-The Good Place

Other:

(Things I have been interested in, but don't engage with at all anymore. I don't mind talking about them though)

-Assassination Classroom

-Hamlet

-Noragami

-Frankenstein

-Dream SMP

Favourite characters and ships (/p included) for said fandoms:

Pokemon:

-Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Platinum, Black, Y, Rika, Volo, Cogita, Cynthia, N, Bede, Nemona

-Originalshipping, namelessshipping, jadeshipping, preciousmetalshipping, entourageshipping, moonlillie

Sonic:

-Shadow, Blaze, Sonic, Surge, Rouge, Amy, Sage

-sonadow, blazamy, whispangle, wavouge, surgamy, tekamy, roupaz, kittails (/r or /p, THEY'RE KIDS), strobotnik, sonamy (/p)

Splatoon:

-Agent 3, Agent 8, DJ Octavio, Frye

-agent 24, cuttletavio, pearlina, shivrye

The Legend of Zelda:

-Link, Zelda, Hilda, Ravio, Tulin, Revali, Riju, Urbosa

-Zelink (/qpr), Tulin and Link (/p)

Five Nights At Freddy's:

-Michael, William, Charlie, Henry, Crying Child, Elizabeth, Cassie, Gregory, Glamrock Freddy, Roxy

-Michael and Crying Child (/p), Gregory and Glamrock Freddy (/p), Gregory and Cassie (/p), Cassie and Roxy (/p)

OneShot:

-Alula, Niko, The World Machine, Silver, Kip, Rue

-Alula and Niko (/p), Niko and The World Machine (/p)

OFF:

-The Batter, The Queen, The Judge, Zacharie

-The Batter and The Queen (/p)

Stardew Valley:

-Krobus, Haley, Abigail, Sandy, The Wizard

-The Player and Haley, The Player and Krobus (/p)

Undertale/Deltarune:

-Chara, Kris, Sans, Undyne, Alphys, Queen, Susie, Flowey

-Alphyne, Suselle

Haikyuu!!:

-Oikawa, Hinata, Yachi, Kiyoko

-iwaoi, kiyoyachi, kagehina, bokuaka, matsuhana

Homestuck:

-Dirk, Jake, Aradia, Jade, Roxy, John, Rose, Terezi

-Dirkjake, Rosemary, Johndave, Karezi

Amphibia:

-Marcy, Anne, Sasha

-Sashannarcy

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:

-Gyro, Young Joseph, Caesar, Jolyne, Lisa Lisa, Johnny, Kakyoin

-Gyjo, Caejose, Jolymes, Jotakak

Fairy Tail:

-Lucy, Cana, Natsu, Erza, Mavis, Yukino, Irene

-NaLu, LuCana, Zeravis, Zervis

The Good Place:

-Eleanor, Tahani, Chidi, Michael, Janet

-Cheleanor, Teleanor (/p or /r)

Assasination Classroom:

-Karma, Nagisa, Nakamura, Koro Sensei

-Karmagisa

Hamlet:

-Ophelia, Hamlet, Horatio

-Tragic Danish Boyfriends

Noragami:

-Yato, Hiyori, Bishamon

-Yatori (the age gap makes me feel weird. I like their dynamic though)

Frankenstein:

-Victor, Henry, Elizabeth

-Clervalstein

DreamSMP:

-Tommy, Wilbur, Technoblade, Ranboo, Philza, Niki

-Sleepy Bois Inc (/p), Benchtrio (/p)

Other things! :

-I love getting asks! Please send me just about anything, I love responding

-If you want to draw fanart of my fic, please, please do!! It would absolutely make basically my whole year

-I accept writing requests, but they'll only be done when I get around to them/if I want to write for them

-Reblog/like spam is totally alright

-I may post nsfw, but if I do, it will be very rare

-If you are a bigot of any type, please get off my blog right now. I don't support any of that kind of shit. (Racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc). Please be nice to everyone!

That's all! I'll leave a couple of links to my other media below, but otherwise, thanks for checking my blog out!

#vienna rants

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caesarsbubblelauncher · 1 year

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WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN

Hello! I am an amateur writer that needs to make fast money. Writing is something that I love, but not that experienced in.

Here are somethings I can write about:

1. Romance Fanfiction ( Romance is something I am interested in, and also what I am familiar with. )

2. Action/Horror Fiction ( Some of my many obsessions are war, zombies, and/or any natural disasters. I also am interested in spiritual horror! I also have no problem with writing about violence or abuse. )

Animes I can write about:

1. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

2. Haikyuu

3. Attack on Titan

(These are animes that I am very familiar with and love very much!)

Ships I love:

1. CaeJose

2. JosuYasu

3. JonaWagon

4. HollyxSadao (If that counts…)

5. TomoSeph

6. Eruri

7. KageHina

8. KuroKen

9. BokuAka

10. AranKita

11. UshiTen

( If there are any other ships or rare pares you’d like me to write about, please mention them in your requests! )

Prices:

Oneshots - $5

Twoshots - $8

3/5 Chapters - $10

6/8 Chapters - $15

NSFW/18+ - $20

Anyone can DM me your requests and I will be happy to grant your wishes! Although, there are somethings I will NOT write about. I will not tolerate Sexual assault nor will I accept incest. Hopefully you guys will send me request for me to do! It would be very helpful as I desperately need money. I know that this is something I can do well and love very much. All of my work will be on Wattpad and AO3 for others to read and enjoy! Thank you!

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nibwhipdragon · 11 months

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OK I AM VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR WIPS

"I'm sick in the head" AND "Coughs and wheezes" ARE REALLY COOL IDEAS??? I WANNA HEAR MORE ABT THOSE!!!

OK THEN, YOU SHALL HEAR MORE ABOUT THEM

Putting this all under a read more just in case it gets too long, which I don't think it will? But just in case

Hi it's me from 7 hours later. This thing got Long. I'm sure you expected that, as we constantly enable each other to rant for ages, but yeah. Coughs and wheezes I have a Lot of thoughts on, it takes up the majority of this. Enjoy this bestie <3

Ok, I will start with I'm sick in the head first. Like I've already said, it's a lil oneshot about Joseph and The Horrors he has to put up with during Battle Tendency. Personally, I do think the reason he jokes so much and everything in pt2 seems to not affect him (unlike Jotaro, who has Problems in the later parts due to pt3) is because he's been through too much, and developed a sort of apathy for all stuff like that as a result. Like he just. Cannot properly give a shit about things like the rings and such at that point in his life. It'd also explore my ideas on Joseph having a bad childhood leading up to him developing this apathy, with my thoughts on Speedwagon and Erina comparing him to Jonathan so much (in a well meaning sense ofc, it's just that the comparisons....aren't too good for Joseph's perception of himself). It'd also explore the sorta stuff Joseph would've gone through as a kid in school and such too, because. Yeah being neurodivergent in school is bad nowadays, god forbid him being neurodivergent in the education system in the 1920s.

The fic takes place from Caesar's POV, in which he experiences abject horror towards finding out that Joseph, the person he's come to admire and respect so strongly is so broken. I've been trying to write it for a while, just got into a rut with it and...stopped.

Coughs and wheezes is a much more recent WIP...sorta? I just couldn't stop thinking about this fic I wrote for caejose week, and it just all unravelled into the plans for a longfic rewrite. The whole thing would mostly explore the stuff canon would not (Battle Tendency could've been SO MUCH MORE), as well show the aftermath of pt2 instead of just. A simple short epilogue. Araki did NOT elaborate on the effects that All That would've had on the cast, both physically and mentally (JOSEPH'S KNEE GETTING MELTED WITH SUPERCHARGED HAMON HELLO???????). And Lisa Lisa and Joseph ough. What an interesting duo (ill over them both). Their relationship would be explored much more in the fic than in canon. Just. Holy Shit Lisa Lisa That Is Your Son WHAT Are You Doing. I am 100% convinced that she isn't mentioned in later jjba parts at all(excluding Araki's writing being Like That, as well as misogyny) is because of her telling Joseph that she was his mother and him just. Being rightfully pissed at her because of all she put him through and simply deciding not to talk to her again unless necessary. Lisa Lisa is actually such an interesting character this fic will 100% have a look into her being Like That too.

Honestly this fic would just be expanding on all the characters, really. Like do you ever think about Kars and how he immediately dropped the honour act the moment Whammu died as if Whammu would turn against him at the drop of a hat if he was dishonourable in combat, though still being shown to harbour at least some sort of care for the other Pillar Men, not really viewing them as tools like he viewed Santana. Do you ever think about him becoming the Ultimate Lifeform with nobody left to share it with he would have to spend eternity with nobody with him. So incredibly lonely. You ever think about how he seems to despise humans but care for "lesser beings" like dogs. You ever think about how pt2 takes place after the industrial revolution, in which things became a lot more polluted and cities would be ridiculously smoggy and such. And I am absolutely certain that in their hunt for the stone they would've come across nazis and that. And they very likely would've heard or seen what their ideals were. Yknow. Eugenics and anti-semitism and racism and all that, trying to "prune" the human race into being "perfect" like they were Gods, above everything else. You ever think about how his drive to get the stone and become the Ultimate Lifeform may have at this point in time also be to put the human race in their place and remind them that they are not Gods and they shouldn't act like such. Actually thinking about genocide, don't you find it kinda odd that Kars ended up wiping out almost the entirety of his race JUST for clashing ideas on his desire to become the Ultimate Lifeform? There had to be something else going on istg

You ever think about Caesar and his past. You ever think about how he was poor and homeless. Him and his siblings getting ill would be TERRIBLE for them, with no way to stay safe and recover from illness peacefully, and no way to get medicine if needed. You ever think about how to avoid illness is to keep clean, eat non-contaminated and clean food, to not live in dirty places that would create a good enviroment for bacteria and such to thrive in. You ever think about Caesar and his whole thing with soap. You know. The thing you use to clean with. His whole past, with him being homeless and poor actually affects him quite a lot, like he dresses in fancy clothing, and eats at nice expensive restaurants now that he's got the money. He doesn't want to waste the opportunity to have all that now that he's no longer poor. He doesn't want to waste any opportunities at all, actually now that I think about it. He wanted to not waste the opportunity of attacking the Pillar Men during the day so badly he died. And, of course, when you're homeless you absolutely have to take every opportunity that comes your way, because who knows when another will come by, if not taking it will cause you to not stay alive long enough to see the next one come around? You ever think about how he was forced to take care of all his siblings from a ridiculously young age, being the oldest of them all with nobody to help him, essentially having to be a parent? He'd have to become so independent from such a young age and don't you think this would've led to the way he acts in pt2, with how he *gets shot*

I have been getting SO off track oh my god. Well. I guess it's kinda related as I'll be exploring what canon did not but. Yeah. I hope you enjoyed that detour

Anyways, Joseph. I am not exactly sure if I'd give her the same chosen name as I did for the fic I'm basing this off of. Probably will give the same name if I'm honest, it'd be very good for some changes to the Esidisi fight (When he's possessing Suzi) that I have planned. She'd also only find out her identity during the fic (though very close to the start) because that's a quite interesting thing to write. Though ofc there were trans people in the 1920s and 30s, it certainly wasn't as known of a thing, especially with some of the research on trans people was burned and destroyed by the Third Reich. Especially since Joseph would've had like. Nobody to even learn about the LGBT community from as it has been explicitly stated before that Joseph had no friends outside Smokey. Maybe he'd learn about gay people from Speedwagon but other than that that's it. I don't think I've seen a fic in which the trans character doesn't really have the words or ideas to explain what is up with them. I think it'd be really interesting to take this route with Joseph imo, especially with my whole idea of him being compared to Jonathan a bunch (When recalling how he first found out that Joseph could use hamon, Speedwagon compares him to Jonathan. He's also compared to Jonathan in the way he looks. I'm sure there's probably more comparisons regarding his behaviour that we don't see.) and how that'd affect him. Like I've told you before in that one headcanon ask game ages ago, I feel that he'd grow to think that Erina and Speedwagon would rather have Jonathan over him. That leaves Joseph with some very big boots to fill; with that in mind, I also feel that he'd feel like he'd have to "be" a Jonathan to them. Which obviously he can't do, as Jonathan is Jonathan and Joseph is Joseph. You can't become someone you're not. With that taken in context of the fic I think that the whole thing would become much more complex and interesting (and angsty) to write, and also to read. Having Joseph struggle with her gender identity, going from "What is up with me why do I always feel out of place and why does femininity feel so RIGHT", to "Do I just not like the standards placed on me for being a man and that's why the concept of femininity and being a woman feels so freeing and right to me or is there something more serious going on", to "Oh. I AM a woman and that's why I feel like this. I have the horrific feeling that I have let everyone in my life down. Oh God Oh Fuck what am I meant to do how can I live like this" is a breath of fresh air from all the trans character fics I've read where either they come to terms immediately with it or it's already established, one that I am very much willing to provide. Ofc, there's nothing wrong with the previously mentioned forms of trans fics, it's just good to always have some variety. Also. The Horrors. The majority of pt2 takes place in Italy, which was very much fascist at the time. Can you imagine. Caesar and Suzi and Lisa Lisa, as well as Loggins and Messina aren't transphobic, for proper reasons I HAVE thought out despite living in Italy all their lives (ESPECIALLY Suzi and Caesar, seeing that they would've grown up with Mussolini's rule and thus would've been much more likely to be indoctrinated into fascism), as well as the Pillar Men being chill because it simply isn't that big of a deal to them. But can you imagine everybody else. In Italy. The surveillance state. It'd be straight up HORRIFYING for Joseph, she'd struggle so much in actually sorting out her identity safely, even with the others willing to support and help. Uh oh I can't remember where I was trying to go with this uhhhhhhhh. Basically Joseph's gonna struggle. Like. A LOT in this fic, be ready for that when I start posting it...eventually. It might've taken ages to write but now someone (you) has shown great interest in it I think I'll possibly be able to pull another Breadcrust Crusaders and crank it chapters out like my life is on the line. Anything for you, Kirsten. Anything.

It sounds like that should've been the ending to this post, but it's not! It's me making the post, so of course there's more. There's always more. Anyways. Like I've iterated multiple times already the fic will be expanding on characters and fixing flaws in canon and changing things I personally dislike. One of the things I'll be changing bc I don't like it is the Pillar Men designs. Araki coulda done so much more, but didn't, and now it is my responsibility to do that. Haven't gotten everything ironed out yet. But there are 2 things I'm gonna have the designs lean more into.

Make them look more powerful and intimidating

Lean into a rock and stones motif, because COME ON THE OPPORTUNITY WAS THERE

All I've really got down is to make them much taller atm, like 3.5 meters tall? Just gotta have them loom over everyone else really. And for the stone and rocks motif so far I've decided to have their horns look more like jagged shards of rocks, much less neat than in canon. As well as that their redesigns would entail their teeth being much less human, more fanged really, and seeing as teeth are white (well. they're not they're more of a cream or yellow colour PERFECTLY WHITE TEETH ISN'T NATURAL THEY'RE LYING TO YOU PEOPLE THAT READ THIS DON'T EVER STRESS ABOUT YOUR TEETH NOT BEING PERFECTLY WHITE IT IS OK) I think them being iridescent like some gemstones are would be really cool. More specifically the sort of iridescence that opals have, because surprisingly with gemstones there's multiple types of iridescence that all look different. There's definitely still more I wanna add/change but that's all I got rn

I have a gun to Caesar's head. Shall I have him doomed by the narrative like in canon, or do I spare him? Both are very interesting to me, seeing as I'm planning to write some slice-of-life-esque stuff after the plot of pt2 for this fic. Both would deal with his aftermath, just in wildly different ways...hmmm...well. I think I'll decide when I get to it.

Coughs and wheezes is kinda split into 2 in my head actually, with the pt2 stuff and then the post pt2 stuff. The pt2 stuff is MUCH more thought out. Perhaps I will make the fic scheduled (I will continue serving JoJo Fridays again...just like when I was writing Breadcrust Crusaders...suddenly nostalgic...) and then take a lil hiatus to properly work on the post pt2 stuff. Depends on how much I can cook up for it while writing the earlier chapters really

#answered asks #Playing around with possibilities for both if Caesar lives or dies...hmmm I think I MAY be leaning a lil more towards live #ig you'll see what I decide eventually :3 #my writing process is so discombobulated I have no idea how I do it #(longfics at least)#can you tell how much I wanna write coughs and wheezes. can you

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sinkingwmyships · 4 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joseph Joestar/Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, super minor Joseph Joestar/Suzie Quatro, Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa & Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa & Joseph Joestar, Joseph Joestar & Robert Edward O. Speedwagon Characters: Joseph Joestar, Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, Suzie Quatro, Elizabeth Joestar | Lisa Lisa, Robert Edward O. Speedwagon, Erina Pendleton Joestar Additional Tags: Fluff without Plot, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, it's just fluff, the time setting doesn't really make sense, it's just somewhen during JoJo & Caesar's training in Venice, pretty heated kissing if you'd ask me, but still sfw so no worries, and this IS CaeJose, about the JoJo x Suzie tag, there's just 1 hint, not even really a hint, so if you came for CaeJose you'll get it, just pretend the "hint" doesn't exist, also i only watch the anime so manga readers don't come at me, tumblr writing prompt, caejose - Freeform Series: Part 9 of Multifandom Oneshots

Summary:

Caesar is nervous about going to this big party, so JoJo gives him (among other things) some fashion advice.

[Prompt 31: "Stop being difficult."]

#caejose #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli #jjba #caesar x joseph #joseph x caesar #joseph joestar x caesar zeppeli #caesar zeppeli x joseph joestar #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #battle tendency #jojo part 2 #sinkingwmyfics #caejose fanfic #caejose oneshot #jjba fanfic #jjba oneshot #tumblr writing prompt #writeblr

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kameyusticker · 3 years

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8:00: caejose oneshot

in which caesar and joseph find themselves sharing stories about their past with one another each night... but the italian definitely isn’t prepared for the tale that joseph has ready today.

pairing: joseph joestar x caesar zeppeli

word count: 3,449

additional: written for day 2 of caejose week, makeup/tequila.

7:55 PM.

That had been the time presented on the wooden grandfather clock in the living room when Joseph had decided to sneak a glimpse of it earlier.

He had been on his way to his bedroom then, and already knew that he was likely not coming back out for the evening. The poor boy was sure he couldn’t even make it if he tried.

His feet felt as if they were bricks, weighing him down with each step he managed to take. His eyes seemed to flutter shut involuntarily quite often, as if he were a young student pulling an all-nighter (of course, when it came to Joseph, this wasn’t a simile that applied to him... but he digressed).

Joseph was sure he couldn’t recall a moment where he had felt this exhausted in all of his young life.

A moment that was nearly up for comparison, however, was the time he had chased down a motorcycle. The brunette was almost certain that the man riding it had sent a rather disrespectful look in Granny Erina’s direction… which was not something that Joseph took lightly, of course.

So, much to Granny Erina’s dismay, Joseph had chased the ride for quite a few blocks… before ultimately remembering that there’s a reason that humans don’t compete against vehicles in car races, and eventually passing out on the sidewalk.

Regardless of whether or not Erina was in favor of his actions, however, the point still stood: even that whole fiasco seemed to be a cake walk compared to this whole “Hamon” business.

Not to mention how today’s events had been more tiresome than usual, thanks to the whole “Suzi Q being possessed” fiasco. Forcing out a Pillar Man’s brain from the body of Lisa Lisa’s maid wasn’t exactly how the boy imagined a day of training to go.

There was, however, a little something that made the ruthless training more bearable. And if Joseph had timed his arrival correctly, this “something” would already be waiting for him by now.

Joseph brought a glove-covered hand to comfortingly stroke his back as he rounded the last corner towards his bedroom. Immediately his expression changed as his eyes fell on the blonde ahead of him, who was simply yet prettily leaning against the door frame. “Caesar!”

The look on Caesar’s face was also wiped away as he took note of Joseph being in front of him, but partially for a different reason. His boyfriend had been right on time for once, and that wasn’t something that happened often. In fact, Caesar couldn’t recall the last time it had happened.

He parted his lips to start up a response to the younger boy, but immediately paused when he saw the suggestive glare in his eye. “JoJo…?”

There was no response from Joseph; instead he just began slowly inching towards Caesar. Intimidatingly at that, as if they were the stars of a horror movie and Caesar was about to be taken out next.

“JoJo… what are you planning?” Caesar began wearily, even though he very well knew the answer. He backed up a bit, pressing his back against the wall outside of Joseph’s room. “Joseph-I-know-it’s-been-a-while-but-please-don’t-squish-m…” he tried to quickly blurt out, but the last word never got the opportunity to leave his lips.

Joseph came rushing towards Caesar, wrapping his arms around him as if he hadn’t seen the boy in years. The tiredness from earlier had seemed to evaporate from his body, as the boy somehow found the strength to hoist Caesar into the air, ripping a small yelp from the Italian’s lips. “Caesar! I missed you.”

“Shut up, will you? You’re making too much noise,” Caesar hissed, swatting at Joseph’s face for him to put him down as the brunette whirled him in circles. “J-JoJo! That’s enough ‘hugging Caesar time’ for now!”

“There will never be enough ‘hugging Caesar time’,” Joseph insisted, but ultimately obeyed, reluctantly setting Caesar back down on the floor where he’d been standing originally. “Killjoy.”

The two briefly paused to make sure they hadn’t attracted the attention of anyone else during all of the fuss. Miraculously, they seemed to be in the clear.

“Well… If you’re done being ridiculous already, let’s go,” Caesar orders, opening the door to Joseph’s bedroom. “Before your mouth gets us into actual trouble.”

“You sure we shouldn’t wait a bit longer? Maybe Coach heard that girly squeal you gave after I picked you up after all, and she’s coming down here to yell at us,” Joseph teases, waiting for Caesar to head in before following behind. “And you say I’m the one with the mouth.”

“Dio mío…” Caesar muttered in an exhausted tone of voice, bringing his fingers up to pinch the bridge of his nose. “You know, it’s a good thing you’re no longer wearing that mask… or you could’ve knocked me out back there, bum-rushing into me like that.”

“Mask or not, I still would’ve done it! I really did miss you a whole lot, Caesar,” Joseph admitted after closing the door, heading towards the Italian with his arms outstretched.

Caesar gave out a soft sigh in response, dropping his hand and giving into Joseph’s attempts, happily allowing himself to be hugged. “I missed you too.”

***

9:00 now. Or maybe around 9:30?

Joseph wasn’t entirely too sure; he couldn’t see the clock hands due to the darkness now overtaking his bedroom. The clock wasn’t digital, thanks to the time period. But, when it boiled down to it all, the time didn’t matter much at this point anyways.

All that mattered was that he and Caesar were together now, doing the same routine they did each night; Joseph laying sprawled out across Caesar’s lap as the latter slowly ran his hands through his hair. This is what their 8:00 pm consisted of, and it was the highlight of each of their days.

Joseph’s eyes were shut lightly as he enjoyed the feeling, and Caesar was happily humming to himself, albeit a bit tiredly. They had sat in silence the entire time they’d been sitting in Joseph’s room, simply enjoying each other’s presence. The quietness had grown to be boring after a while, so Joseph decided to start up a conversation.

“Hey, Caesar… I don’t think I’ve ever told you about what happened back in Mexico, where I met Stroheim,” Joseph announced suddenly, eyes flopping open to be fixated on the ceiling. “You know, before the two of us met?”

Caesar ceased his light petting of Joseph’s hair, causing a slight whine to leave the boy’s lips. “JoJo, I’m sure there are a lot of things that happened before we met,” the blonde muttered, eyes lazily beginning to close.

He could barely keep them open; he was seconds away from falling asleep, much like Joseph had been earlier. The boy must’ve transferred his drowsiness to his boyfriend. Caesar’s eyelids would drift off ever so slightly every few seconds, his body begging for him to allow it to crash against the hardwood floor in a state of rest.

He knew that Joseph would never go for that, though; even though it was late enough for them, and the two should be focused on getting rested for the next day, they weren’t going to pass up on one of the already few opportunities they had to spend romantic time with one other.

“Of course there are,” Joseph replied, a bit annoyed but in his usual talkative mood nonetheless. He rolled himself off of Caesar’s lap, finding himself a bit light-headed from laying down for so long. “But this one’s super exciting!”

“Hmph. That’s what you say about every story, JoJo,” Caesar kindly reminded him, resting his back against the frame of the bed. After regaining his strength, Joseph crawled over towards him, snuggling himself against Caesar’s side and watching him with wide eyes.

“Will you just listen to me?” He demanded, giving Caesar a playful smack on the chest. “I promise it’s exciting.”

“...Fine,” Caesar muttered after a few minutes, always giving in to Joseph’s antics. “But if it turns out to be another one of those disgusting stories you told me last time, like that cop from New York rubbing his boogers on your face... I might just never let you tell a story again.”

Joseph, already too busy formulating the way he was going to rattle off the tale to the blonde, didn’t respond. By now, he had pushed himself up and away from Caesar again, and at this the Italian let out a small groan. He had nearly forgotten how quick to move Joseph was. They could never sit and be comfortable in one place for too long.

“‘Kay, so,” Joseph announced after a few minutes, lifting his hands into the air as if he were giving a school presentation…not that he would know much about that, though. “Imagine… the year is… wait, what year is it again?”

“Are you serious JoJo?” Caesar cried, suddenly growing alert. “All the stuff that happened this year with the Pillar Men… you nearly died again today, and hell, we even met this year, and you’re telling me you d…”

“That’s enough from the audience, thank you,” Joseph cut him off, returning to the buildup of his story. Caesar let out a soft snort before casting Joseph an amused expression, propping his head up with his hand as he waited to listen.

“We’ll, err… omit that detail for now. Regardless, we all know the protagonist of this story! The boy originally from Britain, who now resides in New York. He had to grow up with his Granny Erina and his Uncle Speedwagon, and they meant the world to him… and still do.”

An amused smirk grew on Joseph’s face as he continued. “This boy is also very handsome. In fact, it should be a crime how handsome he is. It’s no wonder he got arrested nine times when he was younger!”

“Hold on there, JoJo,” Caesar interrupted his boyfriend again, blonde eyebrows arching upward in surprise. “Nine times? Such an amateur. It figures that someone like you wouldn’t know how to cover their tracks properly.”

“Oh, really? What are you trying to say, that you have some type of criminal record?” Joseph rested his head in the palm of his hands, smirking. “You probably tried flirting with the wrong girl and she called the cops on you, huh?”

Caesar grew silent then, thinking about what he would say next before deciding against it all and letting out one of his signature one-syllable sounds. “Hmph! You’ve got some nerves, Joestar.”

“Tell me about my nerves later, please? I’m trying to finish a story.” Joseph waved him off, then continued back where he had left. “Anyways, we all know this boy’s name is Joseph Joestar. One day he found out that his Uncle Speedwagon had been murdered. But then, he uncovered that he hadn’t actually been murdered, it was all a lie! So he had to go and rescue him.”

The blonde slowly got up from the bed as a poorly disguised yawn escaped his lips. “Well… that was fascinating, JoJo, but I think it’s getting quite late, so maybe we should go and say our goodni…”

“Nonsense Caesar, this is where the fun begins,” Joseph exclaims, grabbing his hand and giddily pulling him back towards the bed. “You see… I had to head to Mexico in hopes of finding Speedwagon and bringing him back safely. Then, I came across no other than the Germans. I knew there was some funny business going on, and I had to find a way to infiltrate them! So, what did I do? Go on, guess!”

“Something stupid, I bet,” Caesar commented under his breath, sitting beside Joseph on the bed now with his hand still being held.

“I beg to differ. You see, Joseph Joestar is so quick-witted and smart on his feet that he came up with a fantastic disguise!” Joseph explained, his utter excitement making Caesar smile. “I call it my tequila outfit.”

“Mmm...wait JoJo, I’m not too sure I like the sound of that,” Caesar insisted, lifting his head up from its previous tilted state, due to his drifting off.

“No, no, it’s great! Genius, even. Don’t ask me where I acquired the fabrics from, but I managed to get a hold of a dress… and I actually managed to find makeup too… and then after that I just, well you know…”

There was a pregnant pause as Caesar watched Joseph with an opened mouth before the younger boy gestured towards his chest, “...Found something to put up here.”

Immediately, Caesar let out a loud string of uncontrollable chuckles. It was unlike anything Joseph had ever seen come from him before; it was almost a bit unsettling. It wasn’t until a few minutes had passed that he had barely caught his breath, even then not being able to stop himself from laughing. “Ah! JoJo, are you hearing yourself right now? This is just proving my point! You must be tired. There’s no way that happened.”

“...So you don’t believe me,” Joseph muttered in a monotone voice. He had been silently watching Caesar’s laughing fit with a pout tugging at his lips, bothered by his skepticism. His hold on Caesar’s hand loosened a bit, also… a supposed attempt at showing Caesar he was a bit upset with him.

“I mean, let’s be real here, JoJo,” Caesar continued, using his other hand to gesture as he explained. “You’re insane, childish, and like to do spur of the moment things that are likely to blame for the unpredictable and hazardous scenarios you find yourself in…”

“That’s a better characterization of myself than I think even I could do,” Joseph gasped, his eyes suddenly lighting up with interest again. Sometimes, Caesar just couldn’t read him. “Say, Caesarino, are you secretly a psychologist?”

“No, I just know you well.”

“If you know me so well, then what’s my favorite color?”

“JoJo, please? I’m trying to get to the point of my previous statements here.”

“Oh, I almost forgot. My bad. Continue on.”

“Thank you. And it’s most definitely green, by the way.”

“Bingo!” Joseph cried, before raising an eyebrow. “But what shade of green, Caesar?”

“Easy one, obviously the same color as my eyes.”

“Yeah, you’re right.” Joseph gazed into Caesar’s eyes just then, as if he were studying them. “You know, when I look at your eyes… they remind me of something.

“Yeah, my eye color,” Caesar scoffed.

“No, that’s not it.”

“I… whatever.”

Caesar sat for a few seconds before realizing he didn’t remember where he was originally planning on taking the conversation. “Well, now I’ve forgotten what it was that I was going to say… so continue telling me that story you made up about Mexico, please. I’m going to drift off for a bit, and I like to hear you talk.”

“Hold on... you really still don’t believe me, Caesar?”

Caesar shook his head slowly in response, taking a beat to register what it was that was being said to him. “Negative.”

“Well, I guess I’ll just have to show you.”

Joseph fully released his grasp on Caesar’s hand then, eagerly jumping to his feet and walking with a purpose, his sights on the bedroom closet.

This gesture managed to cause the blonde’s eyes to widen. “JoJo, hold on a moment! Don’t tell me you still have this disguise!”

“Well clearly I do, Caesar, so I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut,” Joseph sang, breezily opening the closet door and beginning to dig around in his suitcase. Within seconds, the boy had removed the historic costume from its hiding space and soon held it triumphantly over his head.

Both Caesar’s eyes and lips had parted widely, the boy seemingly fully awake and alert now as he brought himself to stand, nary a word leaving his tongue. “Well?” Joseph asked, bringing the costume down from over his head and admiring it pridefully. “I’ll admit, it was a bit awkward initially. I asked them if they wanted tequila… but, it was worth the experience!”

The brunette plastered a fake smile on his face; there was no way that Caesar could find out his disguise didn’t work.

He was expecting Caesar to give his input, and the two stood staring at each other for what seemed like minutes before Caesar erupted into chuckles again, barely taking enough time to firstly even take in what the costume looked like. “I can’t believe this! Are you serious, JoJo?! What the hell were you up to before we met?”

“Hey, I had to get inside somehow!” Joseph cried defensively, tossing the costume back inside of the closet and crossing his arms. “I didn’t know someone like you at the time, so there was no way I could think up any good ideas on my own.”

Caesar grew quiet for a second, wiping a tear remnant from his laughter out of his eye and glancing towards Joseph thoughtfully. “Really, JoJo? You actually don’t think your ideas are good?”

“Well surely yours are better than mine,” Joseph remarked truthfully, shrugging his shoulders as Caesar continued watching him closely. “I mean… I am the guy who ended up taking Wamuu on that wild goose chase which almost definitely led to these ring things being put in me. Without my carelessness, I’m sure we wouldn’t have ended up in that situation in the first place.” The boy pouted then, playing with his fingers. “I have terribly bad ideas.”

Caesar paused for a beat, thinking carefully about what it was that he wanted to say to his boyfriend next. He knew that the words that left his tongue next would have to be extra sweet if he wanted the air in the room to grow cheerier after such a dreary statement being made. When Joseph got all insecure on him like this, Caesar knew it was his responsibility to make him feel better about himself and lift him up. Most of the time, he didn’t mind.

“But Joseph, your ‘terribly bad ideas’ make you all the more interesting,” Caesar finally replied, maintaining eye contact with him. “I mean, seriously. I can’t think of anybody else who would try to disguise themselves in…” A snort. “... in a tequila… outfit. I’m sorry, I can barely get it out.”

Joseph breathed out a chuckle, which prompted Caesar to smile as well from seeing the brunette happy once again. Though Joseph displayed smiles often, these times where the grin was wiped from his lips beforehand made it all the more meaningful when it returned.

“Come here,” Caesar ordered, and Joseph obeyed, sulking over to the blonde and gently placing himself in his lap. He felt Caesar’s arms wrap around his waist in comfort and security and softly rested his head against his shoulder.

“Well… maybe you’re right, Caesar,” Joseph decided after a few seconds of them silently cuddling. “I guess my bad ideas aren’t all that terrible. Maybe they mesh quite well with your good ideas.”

“But JoJo, what about those times where my ideas are bad?” Caesar questioned, glancing down at Joseph curiously. “I can’t possibly be right all the time, you know.”

Joseph looked up towards Caesar as he pondered his question, mouth curving into a strange shape as he thought.

The Italian couldn’t help but swoon over how adorable Joseph looked like this, and leaned his face downward towards the boy to kiss him. Joseph met their mouths the rest of the way, beginning to tangle them in a display of affection they had done so many times before.

The sensation of their lips softly brushing each other’s, however, made Joseph giggle to himself as he continued thinking. Caesar laughed a bit too, and the kiss ended up breaking; he was used to Joseph chuckling during their kissing at times, it just made him all the cuter… but maybe it was because of his drowsiness he couldn’t bring himself to hold it this time.

“Well, our bad ideas will cancel each other out, so all of our ideas will always be great.” Joseph announced, plastering a wide smile on his face as he waited for Caesar’s response.

“Mmm… you’re so ridiculous,” the blonde replied, placing one more kiss on Joseph’s lips before leaning his head back against a pillow and deciding that he couldn’t possibly keep his eyes open any longer.

“You love me though,” Joseph replied almost immediately, snuggling closer to him. He’d have to make sure that one of them woke up to warn the other before Coach could find them like this.

“That’s true,” Caesar hummed, eyes closed. “And I’d say that was one of my best ideas yet.”

#my writing ✍️#jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba oneshot #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #caesar zeppeli #joseph joestar #caejose #battle tendency #caesar #joseph

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virgothozul · 3 years

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What caejose fics are you reading rn :0 I need a lil caejose sprinkled in my life

Hey anon ! I'm more than happy to provide cj fic recs ! even tho you probably already know about them cuz they're pretty popular :

Dating for Dummy by emeraux /complete/ (rated General audience) https://archiveofourown.org/works/7519711/chapters/17091772

This one is all sweet and fluff. Idiots that think they're just friends. Just the cj young love sprinkles we crave. (･◡･)ﾉ♡

the mask by contrastingpen /complete/ (rated Teen) https://archiveofourown.org/works/31034411

This is a oneshot and it's goood ! kinda hot tbh. It's about Caesar's burning desire to kiss Jojo's sexy lips.

the sun holds my hand, as you hold my heart by azurinos /in progress/ (rated Mature) https://archiveofourown.org/works/31997227

this one I discovered this week and I love it already it's so soft and wistful, there is a slow casual pace, kinda like a dream ꒰◍ᐡᐤᐡ◍꒱♡

The Italian holiday waltz by paparola /in progress/ (rated Mature) https://archiveofourown.org/works/31762069

This author is so talented and sweet, they also write Friday I'm in love that I'm addicted to. This one has only 2 chapters out but it's so promising..! signature duo of hot dudes pissing each other off in the stunning italian summer

I have a lot more if those are already on your ticked list ahah. I also have a bunch of rated explicit ones but maybe I'll share if ppl are interested...

#fic rec #recs #anon #ask #cj #caejose #josecae #fanfiction

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cassyapper · 2 years

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hey! hope this isn't too awkward,, idk if you're much of a CaeJose shipper, but I recently wrote a small little oneshot about those two, and based off of things you've written, I thought it might be something you're interested in!

OMG YES OF COURSE I JUST READ OVER THE SUMMARY AND IT LOOKS RLLY GOOD FUCK i cant read the whole thing rn but by tomorrow i def will!!! AHHH

i am always a slut for some grieving featuring connecting with loved ones over said grief! god im so excited to see ur take on joseph and his relationships w caesar and lisa lisa :0 ohh this is gonna ache ache

my part 2 fan followers pls read this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36193123

#im so so excited thank u for letting me know u posted this!! i am rubbing my hands together like a fly #v v excited #cass cries #jjba

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serverofsin · 4 years

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CRAPPY CAEJOSE ONESHOT THAT’S NOT BEEN PROOFREAD, WRITTEN AT ONE A.M. ANYONE???

TOO BAD, READ IT ANYWAY

PLEASE

I NEED APPROVAL-

WRITING UNDER THE CUT

1999

Joseph sighed quietly, pulling his banana cap over his eyes.

He didn't want to move from the bench.

The parks in Morioh were so nice, and it was a lovely day. Josuke and company were off doing whatever, and they had left Joseph in the park, alone, and the old man was just relaxing.

A bubble floated in front of his face.

Then another.

He looked up. "Caesar...?"

His closest companion had died well over sixty years ago, yet every time he saw bubbles, he couldn't help but remember him.

A small child, around four or five, was blowing bubbles not five feet away.

No... of course not...

Joseph never failed to be disappointed, and often, he would go into a quiet, somewhat depressed mode, thinking of his friend, all the good times, and bad, they had shared, all the memories that had been made. He would often retreat to a solitary place, and could sometimes be heard crying.

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2001

Bubbles were floating all around.

Some large, some small. Shining, iridescent, shimmering, graceful and fleeting. Joseph reached out to touch one, and instead of popping, it floated gently above his hand, hovering peacefully.

But the bubble was no ordinary bubble. The bubble was turning red, turning the color of blood, and something was forming inside it, something with purple and and orange-pink triangles, and it was curled up and long, and oh, it was Caesar's bandanna, and the calm scenery of Air Supplena Island was changing, and now it was the temple he had fought Wamuu in, and now there was blood on the floor, and now the scent of death was wafting through the air, and the smell of iron and blood was thick, and there was an enormous rock on the floor, and...

Joseph woke up, tears streaming down his face.

"Caesar..."

2012 (araki said he'd be alive during stone ocean shhhh-)

Joseph was bed bound. Unable to get out of bed.

The world seemed, oddly calm and serene that day.

And there had been bubbles appearing at the edge of his vision.

Of course, nobody could see them but him. He thought he was going insane, full on.

Nah.

Noon.

Time for his daily nap.

Joseph was already sleeping peacefully, but he felt something was off.

He woke up, and managed to get out of bed. Within minutes, he was walking around the house, feeling better than ever. He felt young again, he felt stronger. He could feel energy flowing though him, he could feel his spirit returning.

He turned the corner, and was no longer in his New York penthouse. No, now he was... on Air Supplena Island? Yes, that's exactly where he was.

In fact, the Hell Climb Pillar was not even ten meters away!

And, there was a figure there... Someone with blond hair, he was tall... was wearing a bandanna...

Joseph realized who it was, and ran. Ran at top speed, as the man opened his arms, Joseph crashing into him as the strong arms closed around his torso, Joseph clinging onto him.

Of course, by now, Joseph had realized this was no dream. No, he was dying. He knew.

"Caesar! Is it, is it you? Really?!"

The Italian smiled, hugging Joseph tighter. "Yes, JoJo, it's really me. I can't tell you how much I've missed you all these years.."

JoJo, now crying, nodded. "I-I've missed you too!! So much, Caesar!"

After hours of talking and reminiscing, Joseph suddenly hugged Caesar, planting a kiss on his lips, pulling back with a cocky grin as Caesar blushed, stammering out something in Italian.

"I've always wanted to do that, Ceasarino~" he said teasingly, hopping backwards.

The next day was mildly chaotic, Joseph meeting all his dead friends and family.

The last person to meet, was Lisa Lisa. She met him with an icy look, and within seconds was ranting about how he gave up Hamon training and such. This resulted in The Secret Joestar Technique.

And Caesar tackling him. And joining Lisa Lisa. And a lot happened. And chaos when Erina got to him.

Happy chaos. That was exactly how Joseph liked it.

"Welcome home, JoJo," Ceasar whispered later in the day, planting a kiss on Joseph's forehead.

Joseph smiled. I'm home.

#jjba #caejose #this is shit lol #please give me approval

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skeletxr · 3 years

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Realized I haven't promoted a fic on here since 2018 so hey I'm promoting my fic! But here's a 10k+ word long caejose oneshot/songfic that I poured my heart and soul into for the last 2 months; any comments and kudos are so so appreciated 💖

#casjose #jojos bizarre adventure #It was supposed to cap at like. 5k words but my adderal makes me never shut up so it wemt over the goal LMAO

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spoopybananel · 4 years

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So I don’t have a new Caejose fix it fic chapter today, but I do have a spicy oneshot and some art to go along with it. Regularly scheduled fix it fic chapters will be back next week, hopefully.

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c-c-cherry · 4 years

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Hi!! I just wanted to say that your new oneshot that takes place after Storm was really good! I love your writing, it’s always so smooth and I never mentally stumble over a single word. I wish there were more authors with your skills haha Oh and i guess this is an ask, right? Might as well ask a question. Who is/are your favorite fanfic writers? I thought it’d be fun to know the favorite author(s) of my favorite author

Hi there! Thank you for the lovely compliments, it really warms my heart!! Hmmm...favourite fic writers, you ask? I usually scroll though different tags to find stuff and I have very few authors that I routinely check to see if they’ve posted anything, but I’ll give you those people:

(I have no idea if most of these people have Tumblr or not, but I linked their Ao3′s!)

1) Alright, so this is probably not a surprise to ANYONE, but @cryran88. Not only are they a phenomenal whump writer and implicate so many details and manage to always pump out amazing fics, but also a really great friend as well. Ever since we connected on Discord a couple months back, we’ve clicked so well and I truly think they are my partner in crime when it comes to jojo hurt/comfort! (If you haven’t figured that out already)

*fun fact!* Cryran and I actually posted our first Jojo fics (The Storm and Ripped Out, the ones that just so happened to both blow up) ON THE SAME DAY. Complete coincidence that blows my mind to this day.

2) An author I’ve only recently find myself frequently checking is @li2li. Yes, they are also the author that gifted me that lovely art of Giorno! They have such unique writing style and are also an amazing artist, and I love the way they use that to their advantage by including art in their fics!

3) Crowned_Ladybug. I have no idea if they have Tumblr or not so I linked their Ao3 instead! Their stuff? *chef’s kiss.* Not a lot of people write Caejose or Gyjo (things I fucking LOVE) but they fucking DELIVER. I love their headcanons and whenever I’m scrolling through a tag, their work is always there and I always read it!

4) Giofrog!! They just write super soft stuff, and I’m loving their adhd Giorno hc!

5) Benadrill! Their Nara stuff is very soft and sometimes I need that softness, ya know?

6) Roktavor! One word: Bruabba. I love Bruabba content so much and I can’t even explain why, but BOY does this author provide.

I decided to add in this one fic too as a lil bonus: Oversharing by lesbianedgeworth. First Giorno fic I ever read, and I remember it so well. I barely knew half the characters when I first read it and I was barely through pt 5 when I first ran into it, but I was able to sympathize with Gio and Trish anyway, and I really think that’s the mark of a good fic!

Thanks for the lovely ask, and a big thank you to all of the authors above for simply doing what you do!

#fic rec #ask-c-c-cherry #fanfic #jjba

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prismatic-cannon · 4 years

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uhm sis (or bro or whatever u prefer i just call everyone sis) pls reblog more fics like i need some good ones and pieces was hella good

Ahhh i’m really glad you like Pieces!!! It deserves more love for sure and the feels are only going to get better I can promise you that hoho \o/ (and I’m good with both sis/bro, I don’t mind either or it’s cool)

So far I’ve been blindly going through the AO3 tags for jojo fics so I’m not sure if my fic recs would entirely appeal to you … but if you’re interested you could definitely take a look at some of these faves! (Do mind the fics’ tags if you’re sensitive to certain tropes) Most of these are going to be heavily skewed towards part 4 and 7 (absolutely no one is surprised), but there’s other parts under the cut too!

Part 2

see you again by efthemia (6k oneshot with background Part 7 ship) - A Caejose reincarnation fic! This is set in a modern day au where Joseph and Caesar meet in another life … by crashing vehicles into each other lol

Can You Ever Go Home Again? by alexclusive (4k oneshot, contains Part 4 spoilers but is mostly centred around Part 2 and 3 characters) - I don’t want to spoil too much for this fic so I’m just going to copy paste the fic’s original summary here: “A few months after his adventure in Morioh, Jotaro goes on another personal errand at the request of his grandfather, and ends up discovering yet another lingering ghost.” A lowkey fix-it with feels!

Part 3

Torture Me by Xyloto (nsfw 2k oneshot) - The SDC gang walks in on jotakak inappropriately using their stands lmaooo enough said

Young Flame by greenteafiend (nsfw 7k multichaptered) - More Jotakak! Takes place during the Devil-Yellow Temperance part of SDC where Jotaro and Kak share that hotel room in Singapore lol

Kiss With A Fist by nevermordor (nsfw 6k oneshot) - Tempers and egos flare between Jotaro and Kakyoin as they make the long tenuous journey to Egypt – Fistfights inevitably happen. I really like how much of a cold hardass bastard Kakyoin gets in this lol

time after time by dimolto (11k oneshot) - TIME LOOP TIME LOOP TIME LOOP!!!! God time loops are one of my favourite tropes of all time, I don’t think I could get sick of it. SDC canon compliant (kinda) – Jotaro is the only person that’s aware of the loop and has to work his way out of it somehow. It’s jotakak too!! Highly rec this fic

Part 4

No place where we can’t go by tjesje (4k oneshot) - Josuyasu! Two dudes slowly fall in love over the course of their summer break. OP really nails the friendship between Josuke and Okuyasu – the banter flows so easily you can’t help but get caught up in how close and in sync they are with each other. Also, the summer vibes are super strong in this fic! Always a big plus with duwang content lmao

electric word life by Fluffifullness (8k oneshot) - More Josuyasu mutual pining + confessions, suuuuper sappy and sweet with some light post DiU angst.

Just Let Me Know, How Do You Feel? by hushroom (6k multichaptered) - Post DiU – Set during their college years, Okuyasu meets up with Josuke for the first time in a while, and they work towards overcoming emotional distance caused by the strain of long distance relationships and misunderstandings. Aged up Josuyasu content is always such a treat and this one doesn’t let down!

Bosozoku Boys by VulpesVulpes (nsfw 4k oneshot) - Takes place a few years after DiU. One night during a sleepover Josuke accidentally stumbles upon a porn mag under Oku’s bed – midnight confessions and feels ensue. This fic always has a soft spot in my heart just because of how vulnerable Josuke gets, argh my heart it aches

Crashing Waves by chamomilekai (7k multichaptered) - Post DiU – Josuke and Okuyasu deal with the lingering effects from the final Kira fight. It’s a slow burn romance with heavy feels where both bros find comfort and support in each other, very delicious part 4 h/c sob x10000

Part 5

the passenger by havisham (nsfw 5k oneshot, contains Part 6 endgame spoilers) - A Brugio fix-it …. of sorts. Ten years after Vento Aureo ends, mob boss Giorno somehow finds himself sent back in time with the opportunity to save Bruno and the others. I really like how desperate and jaded Giorno is in trying to save everyone, and how despite everything things still don’t go entirely the way he wants them to …

DIOmestic by writers_haven (4k oneshot) - Yep, it’s modern au mudad lmao. Some JonaDio here and there but the focus is mostly on Dio+Gio father-son fluff. It’s stupidly cute and there are little nods to canon material that I love to bits, like Hamon being reimagined as a fancy form of new age yoga ahahaha

Part 7

Riches and Wonders by etymology playground (8k oneshot) - A lighthearted gyjo fic that takes place during canon events – Two weeks after Sugar Mountain, Johnny and Gyro spend some R&R at a stand-powered onsen lmao. This was one of the first few fics I read right after finishing part 7, and it really helped to soothe the post SBR pain … not that I’m completely over it yet but then again would anyone ever be lol

Laundry by Petronia (2k oneshot) - Another lighthearted canon gyjo fic with lowkey ust lol – Johnny and Gyro take time between travels to do laundry. Idk, there’s something about gyjo domestic downtime that’s so comforting sob

i’ll see your face again by queenieofaces (2k oneshot, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - Oh boy this one … It’s a reincarnation au where Gyro experiences deja vu and misplaced memories from Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency during the events of SBR. 10/10 lots of feels bc reincarnation aus pair so incredibly well with gyjo gosh

nowhere to go; I’m already inside by librisdedita (31k multichaptered, major Part 7 spoilers all around) - A canon compliant gyjo fic – Johnny’s perspective on life is especially bleak in this one. OP tore my heart asunder by the end of this fic but oh man I wouldn’t have it any other way lmao

Cowboys Ain’t Easy To Love by jotarosgirl17 (36k multichaptered, Part 7 spoilers) - A series of interconnected slowburn gyjo canon compliant fics, suuuper heavy on angst and period-typical homophobia and internalised homophobia. Very good for a cry … or ten lmao

see you when the sun sets east by mourn (nsfw 2k oneshot) - Two cowboys sit five feet apart from each other not talking about their repressed feelings yeehaw. Jokes aside this is a quick but intimately tender glimpse into the beginning of Johnny and Gyro’s relationship

Spin This! by polyphenols (17k multichaptered) - A modern day office au where Diego works at a new tech startup named Steel Ball Run. Honestly, I don’t think I could ever properly articulate how much I love this fic – It’s full of sooo many nods and easter eggs to all the bizarre eccentricities that happen in part 7′s canon, and I think nearly every major/minor character gets featured one way or another, if not all (everyone works in the same horrifyingly open air office space after all). The witty banter and dialogue between characters are so snappy and succinct you can’t help but smile or laugh while reading along. Diego in particular stars as the long suffering Straight Man and audience surrogate into the madness that is SBR, with a lowkey crush on HP that slowly builds as the fic progresses (there’s background gyjo too!). While there’s more of a central focus on Part 7 at first, characters from other parts also make an appearance and gradually become more involved as well. I can’t rec this fic enough!!!

Diamond Ball Run by polyphenols (15k multichaptered, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - A gyjo fix-it of sorts … Johnny takes up Funny Valentine’s offer and asks for an Alternate Universe Gyro. The fic is mostly told from Alt Gyro’s perspective in the later half, and argh this makes my heart ache in so many ways I didn’t know were possible god help me –

happy new year, johnny by 3kanite (7k oneshot, Part 7 endgame spoilers) - Aaaah I just read this one today lmao – The fic is written from Johnny’s POV over the course of several new year celebrations – pre-race and during SBR canon. It really nails Johnny’s characterisations and personality shifts down nicely and makes the last year spent with Gyro that much more bittersweet and heartbreaking oh why won’t these part 7 feels stop coming for me

desperado by 3kanite (35k multichaptered) - Features missing scenes that take place during the events of SBR – Admittedly I’ve only read the first two chapters so far and haven’t fully processed things yet but I’m already so caught up in these pre-slash gyjo feels that I can’t help but rec this one catch me crying behind Owson’s @ 3am bc it’s just that good urgh I need an adult Could possibly be nsfw but I haven’t gotten that far in yet obvs

Aaaand that’s about it for now! Hopefully some of these interested you haha. Go show these wonderful OPs some love because they deserve it!!!

#anon #asks #this hyper fixation is going to be the death of me god #look @ all these fics i can't hold all these feels

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sinkingwmyships · 4 years

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Started watching JJBA ~a week ago, and man oh MAN did I fall hard for CaeJose (；▽；)

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This contains JJBA season 2 anime spoilers!

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Prompt: “Stop being difficult.”

Character(s): Joseph Joestar/JoJo; Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli; Lisa Lisa/Elizabeth Joestar (mentioned); Suzie Q (mentioned); Robert E. O. Speedwagon (mentioned)

Pairing(s): CaeJose

Word count: 1,865

Warning: I've only seen seasons 1 & 2 of the anime, and all the knowledge I used to write this oneshot is from there. Please don’t come at me if you're a manga reader and see something in here that's "incorrect."

This is set in Joseph and Caesar's trip to Venice, some time during their training with Lisa Lisa (but don't think about it too hard, or you'll realize the timing actually doesn't make sense at all :'D ).

Contains (kinda) heated kissing, but not NSFW.

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Caesar sucked in a deep breath, forcing himself to relax as he glanced at the clock. Ten minutes until they left for the party. He had no idea why he was so nervous — they had triple-checked for threats, the suit Sensei loaned him looked great, and he has no problem handling a party's worth of social interactions. So why did the inside of his stomach still feel like dozens of bubbles popping and forming simultaneously? He didn't eat anything weird today, did he? Caesar had yet to come up with a valid answer, when the door to his room suddenly sprang open.

"Woah, Caesar, are you seriously gonna wear your bandanna with that 'fit?" Joseph — the other person going to the party — sauntered in, surprising the blond with how comfortable he looked in a suit. Caesar had not pegged him as the type to fare well in formal attire — but here he was, in a playful pinstripe suit with a bowtie that matched his sea-green eyes perfectly. The blond could even detect a pleasant hint of cologne when Joseph came up behind him in the mirror. It actually annoyed him a little bit, how good the brunet looked. Great, now that weird feeling in my stomach is getting even worse. Averting his gaze back to himself, Caesar grumbled:

"What's wrong with my bandanna?"

They both looked him up and down. His outfit currently consisted of a pretty orthodox blue-and-white suit, dress shoes, a pink bowtie to jazz it up, and of course, his signature pink-and-yellow bandanna. The thought of taking it off did cross his mind, but this headpiece was Caesar's trademark, and he just wouldn't feel the same without it.

"Nothing's wrong. It just doesn't really fit." Joseph shrugged, before suddenly perking up. "You know...."

Caesar felt a light tug, before his bandanna came loose. He let out a yelp of surprise and tried to grab it, but Joseph had yanked it away and was now holding it way out of reach. Curse him and his nine additional centimeters. "Hey!"

"Relax. I just have an idea." The brunet cracked a mischievous smile, then reached for Caesar's bowtie and pulled that apart as well. Swatting his hand away, the blond grumbled:

"And when have those ever been good? I don't wanna see your idea. Just give me back my stuff!"

"Stop being difficult, Caesar-chan." Joseph chuckled, seemingly not the least bit threatened. He reached out again, propping the blond's shirt collar up before looping the colorful bandanna around his neck. "Speedwagon-jisan does this all the time. I think it'll look nice on you too."

Before Caesar could protest, the brunet got to work. His hands moved with surprising dexterity, transforming the bandanna into a beautiful string tie. Unable to really see what was happening, Caesar's eyes came to a stop on Joseph's face instead, which was stilled by concentration. Can't believe he would still wear his hair like that... but for some damnable reason, it really doesn't look bad on him. Suddenly, Joseph's eyes flicked up, meeting the blond's own and nearly giving him a heart attack:

"I would ask if you're nervous, but I know you'd just say no, so let me go ahead and skip to: why?"

"I'm—" All the possible explanations (excuses?) Caesar had in mind disappeared, so he could only sigh. "I don't know. I've been like this ever since Sensei invited us to the party, and I have no idea why."

"Hmm." The brunet mused, and even though his hands were still hard at work, Caesar could feel those sea-green eyes studying him closely. "It must be because you're going with Sensei to a party, and you don't wanna embarrass her."

"Maybe." The blond nodded, genuinely hoping that the feeling in his stomach would subside. Yet the bubbles only fizzed more intensely. Joseph didn't seem to notice, though — he adjusted the tie one last time, before stepping back to admire his handiwork:

"It looks great. And Caesar, you have nothing to worry about. You have too much respect for Sensei to even consider doing anything embarrassing... pfft, that is, if "anything embarrassing" doesn't include the way you hit on girls."

"You...!" And to think I was about to thank him. Caesar scowled, before an idea suddenly popped into his head. "At least I'm not all talk, Mr. Sexy Lips."

"Wha—" Now it was Joseph's turn to falter. "Hey, how did you know that?!"

"Guess."

"Was it Suzie Q?"

"Oh, so it was Suzie Q." Caesar hummed teasingly, trying to suppress his laughter as Joseph's face reddened. He couldn't remember when or where he'd heard Joseph say this, but that reaction just confirmed his suspicions. "But you know, if you're gonna fail that bad at getting a girl whose options are already so limited, you should really consider changing your strategy."

"I can flirt however I want, okay?" The brunet frowned, jabbing a finger at Caesar. "Besides, who just straight up goes and kisses people like you? That's terrible!"

"You can't criticize my method if yours doesn't work." The blond cocked an eyebrow, before breaking into a grin. "Has it ever worked?"

"It has! Of course it has!" Joseph hissed, getting more and more emotional by the second. If Caesar didn't know any better, he would've said the brunet was flustered. Still, he pressed on:

"Sure, on schoolgirls probably. Who was the last real woman you kissed? By the way, your grandma doesn't count."

"Hey, you would be lucky to have my grandma! And I have kissed people before."

"But they all managed to resist the power of your "sexy lips"? Mmm, I bet you haven't."

"I have."

"You haven't."

"I have!"

"You haven't!"

"I have!" Joseph yelled; then, entirely out of both's predictions, he seized Caesar's lapels and pulled the blond into a full-mouth kiss. There was no time to think, or even to call out in surprise — all Caesar could feel was the brunet's lips on his, hot and angry and frustrated and actually, really pretty damned sexy. Then Joseph pulled away with a smack, hand flying up to cover his mouth:

"Oh my God! Caesar! I'm so sorry! I wasn't thinking straight, and I totally got carried away, and you were just right there, and I... and I just grabbed you, and... and.... Aghh, you're bleeding!"

"N-no, I...?" Caesar tried to speak, but an acute sting from his lower lip cut him off. Did that idiot smash our heads together too quickly...? Still dazed, the blond reflexively stuck his tongue out to lick off the blood — only to realize a split-second later how Joseph's eyes were still stuck on his lips, and how red both of them were suddenly becoming.

"A-ah... well, let me go get the first-aid kit! It would be bothersome if Sensei thought we had a fight or something, wouldn't it...." The brunet blurted out, tearing his gaze away and turning to head for the door. Caesar knew he should have let him leave, but for some reason unbeknownst to even himself, he called out:

"JoJo, wait!"

Joseph's head whipped around just a little too quickly. "Yeah?"

"U-uh...." Caesar's eyes met that sea-green gaze, and once again he felt like he was about to get a heart attack. "Your method, it's... it's... not bad."

"Oh?" Joseph's mouth fell open; he stopped walking and turned all the way around to face the blond. The bubbles in his stomach were churning like crazy, and Caesar suddenly had an urge to bite his lip, but he resisted it with the hyper-awareness of all the reactions it could give rise to. Feeling the silence getting heavier by the second, he stammered:

"W-well, what I mean is you can get girls... wait that's not it, I mean... uh, you probably have kissed before... wait, no, let me... you have sexy lips— wait! Wait! Mamma mia, JoJo, I—"

"Caesar." The gravity in Joseph's voice made him freeze. Caesar swallowed as he watched the brunet approach, each stride ruthlessly cutting down the distance between them. His breathing was even thanks to all the training they endured, but the blond feared that his heart might jump out of his chest at any moment. He had never seen Joseph look this serious, not even during their first encounter with the Pillar Men — but here they were, Caesar about to be backed into the wall because Joseph wouldn't stop advancing with a look on his face that somehow reminded him of Sensei's expression whenever she was about to lose her temper. Is he angry? But why? Wasn't he the one who grabbed me? Did—

"If you wanted to compliment me that badly, you didn't have to wait until after I kissed you to do it~" Joseph broke into a toothy grin, all the seriousness gone from his face. Caesar was more than ready to hit him with a blast of Hamon, when the brunet suddenly continued:

"So? Think you'll be able to resist the power of my sexy lips?"

That's. It. Raising both hands to cup Joseph's smug face, Caesar pulled him down into a kiss. There was a soft grunt of surprise, but Joseph wasted no time in wrapping his arms around the blond, closing the distance between them. His fingers curled around Caesar's hair, tugging as if he wanted him to lean back — but a warning bite on his lip was all it took for the brunet to back off. Not so fast. Caesar liked to take his time with just about any romantic gesture, and kissing Joseph was no different. He kept a gentle but firm grasp on Joseph's head, holding him just there as he took in the sweet scent of his cologne, his growing frustration with each quickening breath, and those lips, soft and wet and absolutely burning as they pressed against his. Feeling the brunet's grip on his back tighten, Caesar sighed with mock exasperation before finally giving Joseph what he wanted. He let his head fall back, and promptly the brunet's tongue slid into his mouth, deepening the kiss until Caesar was practically falling over backwards. Yet Joseph stubbornly clung onto him, his arms glued stuck around Caesar's waist until the blond had to push him away, gasping into what little space there was between them:

"Can't... breathe... idiot."

He heard Joseph chuckle, but it sounded just as breathless. Caesar looked up, and blinked when he saw a smudge of red:

"Did... did I bite you too hard?"

"I'm fine." Joseph grinned, before raising a hand and swiping his thumb across the blond's lower lip. A dull sting jogged Caesar's memory. "It's yours. Should I go get the first-aid kit after all?"

"No, it's fine." Glancing at the clock, Caesar shook his head. "We should go. Sensei's probably waiting for us."

"What if she asks?"

"I'll tell her..." Caesar paused, cracking a small smile as he straightened his jacket. For some reason, all the bubbles in his stomach have disappeared. "... what I'll tell her when she does. Let's go."

He grabbed Joseph's hand and pulled him along to the docks. Little did he know, behind him, a certain pair of sexy lips had curved into a knowing smile....

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