#call his ass OUT

[clownprince]

Starting a collection. Please feel free to add

#I fucking love when people call him out for being a pathetic lovelorn little guy #don't be shy. hurt him more #call his ass OUT #I like that lex and ivy REALLY just absolutely dig into his insecurities #his initial reaction. w lex honestly makes me want to grind my teeth into dust #like before the rage sets in there's just a SPLIT second of genuine shock and fear. ahem #anyway #there are probably more panels I'm forgetting rn but I was Compelled to make this #batjokes #I wish I could like. pin these up on a giant wall somewhere #to make the dudebros understand that he's Not someone you're supposed to look up to he is not aspirational he is a SAD FRUIT

[4thestars-sun-n-moon]

I think star calling moon out on being a performer is the bitchest thing they've done so far.

"doesn't hurt to have help every once in a while. But I guess your performers at heart, right?"

GET HIS ASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥

#CALL HIS ASS OUT #DRAG HIM 🗣️💥 #ramble #editing rn

[huntedvideo]

what crystal are you?

black tourmaline.   you have a strength to you that has been hard earned. you don't hesitate to cut out the parts of you you despise, you're unafraid to call out others. your bluntness can off-put people at times, but you're unwilling to compromise your personal code. once your loyalty has been earned it is not easily shaken. you're a protector and you purge away anything you believe could harm you or those you love. when was the last time you relaxed, though? when was the last time you let down your guard? there is just as much strength in vulnerability.

#study. #call his ass out

[bruisingrose]

Your Muse as a Pet

#call his ass out #very fitting

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[mancandykings]

Swann Arlaud with a Palestine pin attends the 96th Annual Academy Awards on March 10, 2024 in Hollywood, California

#swann arlaud #free palestine #swannarlaudedit #sarlaudedit #oscars #oscars 2024 #anatomie d'une chute #anatomy of a fall #dilfsource #flawlessgentlemen #* #edit #constance #not only did he move his ass all the way to LA but he's also wearing a palestine pin. let's go king! #also just to be clear bc i saw someone complaining in the tags: #i cropped out milo bc he’s 15 years old and this blog is called mancandykings

[queerhoodies]

me when harry defended imogen after ben insulted her:

#the bar is in HELL #but we knew that already i guess #imogen was so right in calling out his ass in front of everyone #heartstopper #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper season 2 #osemanverse #imogen heaney #harry greene #ben i hope you die

[brookriver-mudlark]

(excerpt from Transformers: Exodus)

me too, orion

#to be fair jazz calls his privileged ass out on the next page so he wouldn't have met megatronus like this but it tickles me to imagine #i remember nothing else from this book and i'm probably going to keep it that way tbh #orion pax #megatronus #megatron #tfp megatron #tfp megatronus #transformers #maccadam #tfp #transformers prime #aligned continuity #transformers exodus #tfp orion pax #tfp optimus prime #tfp optimus #optimus prime #my art #megop #tfp megop #brook art

[univemma]

What's my favourite scene in X-Men First Class? Well, easy, it's the scene where Hank shows up as Beast for the first time in the hangar. Why, you may ask?

Because, after the eternally hilarious exchange that is "never looked better man" "dont mock me" and Hank choking the life out of Erik,

After he puts him down and you can see behind them, we reach my favourite part of this scene:

Alex, who had been 2 seconds away from Actually mocking him, realising that after the bullshit he's been putting him through, Hank would have Genuinely Fucking Killed Him

'Holy shit, do not call him a bozo he will shatter your spine. do NOT-'

#his fucking face looking down at erik always gets me #he pulled that 'even i gotta admit you look pretty badass' out of his ASS fr #when he called him beast i know he was SWEATING LMFAOO #this isnt actually my fav scene btw i just wanted to make the joke #xmen #x men #xmen first class #x men first class #alex summers #havok #hank mccoy #beast #erik lensherr #magneto #xmen movies #x men movies

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

-

They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

-

Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

-

Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul #its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT #this is the gist of it #i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper #and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it. #ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage #bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat #ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina #the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms #because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley. #and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore #like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and #haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where #siren type shit fr fr #look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat #on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth #he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason #and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina #the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays #a lullaby. #look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink #hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays. #hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

#mor/stons DNI you guys are gross #while i was making this i was asking myself if john would even be this immature but then i remembered how much of a manchild he is in canon #the way one of his canon lines is ‘you couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass’ this man hasn’t matured past the age of 13 #he’d unironically call arthur a poopoo head #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #arthur morgan #charles smith #john marston #charthur #my art #digital art #fanart #sketches

[captainkirkk]

Everytime Batman and Red Hood see each other they end up shouting across the streets of Gotham emotional shit like JUST COME HOME SON and YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ANYMORE OLD MAN and it's just Not Subtle in the slightest

No one knows that Jason is an ex Robin so everyone comes to the very logical conclusion that the Red Hood is Batman's rebellious blood son that ran away from home to pursue a life of crime and they're not even fucking wrong

#dc #batfamily #batman #new villain in gotham: uhhh why is that crime lord not invited to the annual fuck batman party?? #seasoned villain: that's batman's boy #they had a falling out over all the murder. real sad. he didnt even go home for christmas...... #seasoned villain: anyone he'll probably end up crashing the party at 2am drunk off his ass and it's a toss up over whether he'll start #crying and make everyone uncomfortable #my posts #people trying to convince red hood to go home to the bats because maybe then batman will chill out for 5 seconds #when red hood didnt come home for christmas the whole city heard about kt #it #And batman was SCARY #more than normal #red hood PLEASE call your dad before he puts us in the hospital again

[blairpfaff]

#she called out his raggedy ann lookin' ass #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #edits

[sop-soap]

ALSO yknow like how like asmodeus and fizzeroli's relationship was supposed to be a narrative foil to blitz and stolas' so like. ozzy and fizz having a good and wholesome and healthy relationship is like saying yes blitz and stolas CAN work and i love that,,,

#sorry for all the helluva boss posts lmao #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #stolitz #also loved fizz calling out blitz for being stupid as hell about stolas' feelings for him lol get his oblivious ass #although oblivious is an oversimplification i'm sorry brain too mush to think of better work right now #ougghhh

[zzztlk]

so so excited for The Ties That Bind, I love keeping up with it's progress and can't wait until the final product!!! Here's a quick question: Is Rabel pronounced Rah-bell or Ray-bell? I keep pronouncing it Rah-Bell but idk if that's correct. Love ur work and have a good day! :)

Thanks! It's the first one, like scrabble

#ttb #asks #rabel #nat #Rabel's name has had a different explanation pulled out of my ass for every different version of the story #the honest truth is that i took it from the word rabelaisian without really knowing the definition #I was just like yeah that looks like what his name would be #I don't think he's even called by name at all in the current version

[il-predestinato]

Oh, I’m so sorry Daniel that sexual misconduct allegations are too much of a “noise and distraction” for you. How very understandable that you wish for this to simply “go away.” Incredibly inconvenient that this is messing with your vibes.

Not that I expected much from a man who said he didn’t watch world news because it contains too much “drama and negativity” for him.

#daniel ricciardo #i mean we are all talking about this right?? #f1 #interview #saudi arabian gp 2024 #like if this were one of my faves we’d never hear the end of it #don’t get me wrong - both max and charles have said some ignorant crap but their asses were called out and skewered and so they should #he ain’t getting a pass just cuz y’all love his doofus smile #elle.txt #p.s. stroll bottas and hulkenberg should all be ashamed too