#cats peeing

[angsty-aliens]

Oh to be a tiny kitty with a bow tie and a catnip banana and a Sunday afternoon lap for a nap. 💙

#caturday #cats #everyday with Maximus is a gift #kittens for morale #yes I have to pee

[sawtual]

glorbo gleebus

#he comes in pees ^_^ #cats #alien cat #art #those alien cat edits live in my brain rent free i like them sooo much

[20dollarlolita]

Something that I've used to judge my health, in more ways than one, is what I call the need-to-pee test.

When I'm sitting, wasting time, and I need to pee, healthy me will just get up and go to the bathroom. That's normal behavior.

Sometimes, however, elements of my health will make that very basic task difficult. When you recognize that you need to pee, but you have to have an internal conversation with The Vampire of Despair about if you needing to pee is a failure and a judgement on your worth as a human being, you need to reach out to someone about your mental health. Being too depressed to get up and go pee is a sign that something in your mental health is very wrong. It's a sign that it's "bad enough" to really need some help.

When you recognize that you need to pee, but you don't want to get up because your body will be in pain, that's a sign that your pain is "bad enough" where you should do something about it. If you've been sitting around your house telling yourself that shit's fine, but you also procrastinate on the basic duty of going to take a pee because doing that simple task is going to cause you so much pain that it's not worth the comfort you get from not needing to pee, your body is fucked, and shit's not fine.

Getting up and going to pee is a thing that should not take effort or be unpleasant. Having difficult getting up and going to the bathroom often means that your problem is actually pretty bad. If you've been ignoring the problem, it's a very good sign that you should stop ignoring the problem.

Needing to pee but not being able to get up and go pee because the cat is sitting on you, however, is normal operating procedure. How dare you move the cat for something as selfish as your basic bodily functions. You metabolized and you didn't even get permission? The cat does not approve.

#that last paragraph was written by a cat #other “not going to pee because” that could be concerning: #forgetting that you need to pee multiple times #getting up with the intent to pee but being so distractable that you keep forgetting #your body going from “i kind of need to pee” to “holy shit we're peeing right now” with no warning #you got up to have normal pee but then you had A B N O R M A L pee #you got up to pee 10 times in 10 minutes #peeing should be routine and effortless and if something is impacting how you pee then it's a sign that it's a big problem #probably

[catsofyore]

"Nellie Devereux with cat on lap, sitting in conservatory at Royal Terrace, Kew, Dunedin" 1904. Source.

#cat #cats #catsofyore #cats of yore #new zealand #I bet she has to pee but she can't get up until the cat says so

[catladychronicles]

Baby Pee-Wee with mini pumpkin

#part deux #pee wee #pee-wee #baby pee #sweet Angel baby #halloween #🎃 #film #cats #black cats #Halloween baby #mostlycatsmostly #mine #35 mm #cats of tumblr #meow #mini pumpkin #pee wee and pumpkin #pee winky #fav #botched the caption lads #oh well

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

#she just could not vibe with a house full of other animals #her anxiety manifested in insatiably eating everything #not just food #cardboard plastic you name it #i had to lock cupboards and put books on the bin so she couldnt open it and rummage through it #she screamed for food constantly #she innappropriately toileted constantly #to the point where i bought two automatic litter trays so they were always spotless in case that was the issue #she was medicated and given daily enrichment #but nope #anyway after over a year of kind of hating our life together #i bit the bullet and rehomed her #her food obsession has disappered and besides peeing on their bathmat once #she has used the litter tray without issue #we make a commitment to our pets yall #but do not force yourself to keep them if you are both miserable #i wish i was brave enough to have done this sooner #anyway #rehoming is not the devil #and you can do it responsibly #bye ferg i'm sorry to say i don't miss you #but i'm so glad you're finally happy #fergie #the cat edition

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

what is Sir Tumble of Weeds favorite treat flavor?

He used to really enjoy the water from cans of tuna, and any frozen/thawed pinky mice I had left over from feeding baby snakes if I had miscounted.

But then his bladder decided to make so much sand that he became a highly effective anti-Anakin Skywalker ward.

And now he gets his prescription diet and one singular cat-sized pill pocket (hiding his prozac) a day

#tumbleweed the cat #when your cat's urine is visibly white and gritty from the amount of urinary crystals produced they need very strict dietary control #surprised he didn't pee out a tusken raider or two

[fussypaws]

A little comic page I made about something that happened when I was out with my partner! I exaggerated it a bit for sillies :)

Patreon got to see it early!

--

https://www.patreon.com/fussypaws

#im 110% the useless/disaster lesbian stereotype. im a simp. im easily flustered. i cant act right around hot people #also i did actually have to go pee but like i said i exaggerated it a bit for sillies #art #artist #artists on tumblr #furry #furry art #furry artist #furry artists on tumblr #anthro furry #oc #oc art #fursona #dog furry #cat furry #comic #furry comic #lesbian #sapphic #my ocs #fae oc #crema oc #fussyart

[mikakuna]

jason being built like a tank in human form but having the most adorable and tiny animal form is so real

like here's all the bats lined up as these big, ferocious animals and then you look down and see a little kitten or bunny

#do i care that jason has a wolf form? no #he is a baby animal and that's that #he's like that crazy bunny from secret life of pets #sometimes you'll see him in his small cat form curled around bruce's neck #hes a little feral #no he's not house trained #yes he pees on the floor knowing you've had a shit day #but he's just a little guy 🤥 #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc #dc comics #batfamily

[icewindandboringhorror]

................ he 

#i feel like I posted this already but I also can't find it in any recent posts so... #......he #cats #EVEN if I did post it.. why not poast himb again? it's he #I'm like halfway through actually editing aforementioned costumes and stuff and i WANT to work on sculptures again and I have video #s and that worldbuilding slideshow and all of these things so hopefully like.. more usual stuff soon maybe.. to be posted #for now though yeah.. just cats #The end of the year is also when I panic about the passage of time and how little I've gotten done and how I will never actually be a #sucessful game maker slash author slash cat cafe owner slash set designer slash costume designer slash psychologist #who lives in like Scotland or somehting and also owns my own candle company or something ghbjhb #and will probably just be a mentally ill hermit recluse all my life who dies early of mysterious health issues with 5000 projects left #undone and blah blah the crushing weight of chronic illness and capitalism and so on and so forth #So then I scramble to get projects done to try and meet some goals but usually that means I scatter between projects #so it takes longer to finish all of them. Like instead of dedicating 8 hours to one thing and finishing it one sitting. I'll do 2 hours on #this then 2 hours on that then 2 hours on another things. so they all get done slower even though I'm still technically making progress on #them all. This is also a very poo poo pee pee stink brain way to work and is not like. the most efficent thing but it's just how my brain #organizes tasks sometimes lol #*** #(<ignore this its part of an OCD compulsion lol. anytime you see me type three asterisks I'm not bleeping out a curse word #it's just a Special Secret Foolish Thing I Have To Do At Specific Uncontrolable Times When Brain Says So gbjhhj) #ANYWAY... eeeee #Still haven't resolved my mystery chest injury though so being at te computer for too long is also kind of achey-inducing #Better get over it though because I have like 30+ hours of slideshow vidoe to edit hahaha hee hee hoo!!!!!

[miutonium]

✨️I'm less busy now so I'm opening back my commissions :D✨️

EDIT: CLOSED!!

Hi hi I'm opening 5 slots for the commission. Taken slots will be updated from time to time

SLOTS TAKEN: 5/5

‼️PLEASE READ MY TOS AND RULES BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO COMMISSION ME!!‼️

🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.

🔷️No rush orders will be accepted as I want to balance my time doing work and personal stuff for myself. If you need an estimate for commission turnarounds please refer to my Trello! I date stamp all of my progress from start to finish! Please commission me only if you don't mind waiting for a period of time!

I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!

And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕

🔷️Honoring my last offer, im taking $10 off if you make me draw Jack (Samurai Jack) or Professor Utonium (PPG) :3 (doesn't matter if it's solo, with a canon character or with your s/i oc :3)

🔷️Please DM me if you're interested or have any inquiries regarding my commission!

🔷️There’s no pressure at all if you don’t want to reblog/share but I greatly appreciate it very much if you do 🥺👉👈

Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕

#making a new post because i dont want to clutter my prev comm post #no dont worry theres no changes hhh the price is still the same from last post #its a tradition for me to introduce the cat in the last slide #his name is thor and he resides in kitty hell biting people's legs because he pees on mu stuff a lot and made me call 999 thrice #jk i love him! he is my babby i love him so much I know he is smhing at me from kitty heaven while he bites angel's ankles #I'll be reblogging this a lot from time to time until all of my slots are taken! #commission #commission art #commission info #commission is open #selfship commission #selfship commissions #selfship art #selfship #selfshipping #selfshipping community #selfship community #selfship talk #selfshipping art #self insert oc #self insert community #self insert art #artists on tumblr #art commisions

[voltfruits]

same picture

#for someone whose best appraisal of cats is that they ''smell like cat pee'' she sure does have tremendous cat energy #and squishable cheeks #scott pilgrim #kim pine #voltposting

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[morgombie]

didnt draw his face how i wanted but its fine :3 behold

#didnt finish rendering but i couldnt be bothered hehe #i think it looks ok regardless #morgombies doodles #hs #homestuck #hiveswap #fantroll #NOT THAT FUCKER FROM FRIENDSIM. ITS MY FANTROLL #if anyone rbs this w that mfs name one more time i will personally find u and pee in ur shoes like a feral cat #i made him before friendsim came out and i refuse to give him a different haircut #staring at u staring at u staring at u #ok anyway #jade blood #rainbow drinker #Izmera Calico #Blood #blood tw #bright colors #eye strain #surgery scars #uh lmk if i should add tags

[golden-girl-daisy]

Living with a shiba is no different than living with a velociraptor. (Sound on)

#leia organa #dog #puppy #shiba inu #video #sound on #shiba scream #velociraptor #sin pin #she jump #puppy tantrum #that’s pippa’s big pen that’s like a fancy industrial outdoor cat pen my grandma bought and never used #so it’s like over six feet tall in the front and back and maybe like four feet on the sides? #it has more ​panels but it’s smaller right now to try to get Pippa not to pee in it as much #leia is in there because she and Pippa got into a fight over a toy so they both are in different kennels for time out and to cool down #this is also why I couldn’t crate train her because she’d do this from 12am to 6am straight #like ma’am I have neighbors I share walls with #last time she was in this pen she figured out how to use the latch after about 20 minutes #you can see how she can jump on my dining room table and destroy all my things with that vertical leap

[lexicals]

[ID: A six panel autobio comic drawn in a simple cartoony style with block pastel background shading, showing the op (hi), a person with short messy hair wearing a hoodie and lounge bottoms, and a fluffy tabby cat.

Panel 1 shows the op pouring cat litter from a bag into a tray, with the cat winding round their legs. Arrows point to "freshly cleaned litter tray" and "litter tray lid". Panel 2 shows the cat sniffing the litter, with a speech bubble reading "melody..." and panel 3 shows her scratching at the litter, with another speech bubble reading "could you not wait til I'm done...". The next panel shows her squatting down in the box, with op in the background exasperated but smiling with small text reading "no... okay...". Panel 5 is a zoom in of the previous panel, with op now having cartoonishly wide eyes and text next to them that reads WAIT. Above them is a thought bubble labelled "Melody signature pee tech (why she has a covered tray)" which contains two drawings of the cat, one where she's squatting down to pee and another connected by an arrow where she's stood up again, still peeing. The final panel is drawn much more intensely than the others and is topped by a speech bubble reading "IN THE BOX." The cat looks comically startled as op's hand comes in from off-panel to hold her hips down, meaning that she remains in a squat and any pee stays inside of the box. End ID.]

-

I think it's amazing just how fast the human body can move without conscious thought in emergency situations. Anyway why is she like this

#all art #comics #doodles #I guess lmao I didn't put Too much effort into it but more than most doodles...... #Idk why melody is such a piss criminal but she is. I've never known a cat to commit as many pee crimes as her #image described