#coffeenette

[nobodyfamousposts]

Coffeenette

For the record, they blame Alya. All of them do. No question. They will never NOT blame Alya for this.

Even Nino, who is her boyfriend and supposed to support her. He’s agreed with her about almost everything. But not about this.

Even Rose, who is the sweetest girl in their class. She’ll apologize and be really nice about it, but she still blames Alya.

Heck, even Chloe did, which was a surprise. She was a bully sure, but as such, anyone would have thought this sort of thing would be beneath her. Though it could simply be that she just liked having any excuse to make fun of someone.

…Or so they thought until they saw Chloe scramble away to hide as soon as she saw it happen.

But none of them blamed Alya more for this situation than Marinette, who could only swear all unholy vengeance and glare daggers at her soon to be ex-best friend as she took her sole reason for living in this cold and terrible world and threw it in the garbage!

“Marinette, come on. It’s not that big of a deal!”

“It was innocent…”

“It was a cup of coffee!”

“The perfect cup of coffee. The coffee to end all coffees. Brewed to perfection and at just the right temperature. I could have died happily with that coffee. No other cup of coffee will ever compare. Ambrosia was in that cup and you threw it away!”

“Are you serious?!”

“Shh. Shh…I must mourn.”

“Get off the floor!”

“Mourn, I say!”

Oh sure, some had shrugged it off at the time. Alya had just rolled her eyes and dragged Marinette to class—coffeeless. Others had simply laughed a little at the dramatic display before moving on.

But those who knew better were panicking.

Some were already looking up therapists. Two were immediately calling their parents to ask about a school transfer. A few had given up on life and were writing up their wills.

It should be made clear: Marinette Dupain-Cheng was a kind girl. Sweet. Dedicated. Dependable. If you needed help, she was there. She was the one to look to for a solution to any problem. She was the first to put forth an effort and offer an olive branch, even if you hurt her. And of course the last thing she ever wanted to do was upset anyone. And if she did, she would be the first to apologize and try to make up for it.

…the problem was that this was all when Marinette was in a good space. And while her good days exceeded her bad days, that was not to say that there were not bad days. And when she had her bad days, they were…bad.

The thing that few knew about Marinette Dupain-Cheng was that there were…times, you could say, when she was not her normal friendly self. Times when she was…

…Grumpy.

Kind of mean.

Downright brutal, actually.

It only happened when she was either very angry or very stressed.

Which, unfortunately for everyone, has been increasing quite a bit since Hawk Moth made his grand entrance into the world of supervillainy.

Marinette had been stressed for a while and it showed. She’d been losing sleep. And they could tell she’s been more groggy given how frequently she’s been walking into walls and doors. They had thought this was cute at first. They had even laughed about it.

They hadn’t realized that this was actually only the first stage. Not until she started coming in with coffee—something she hadn’t done in years.

Marinette struggled when she was tired.

Thanks to Hawk Moth, she had lately been very tired.

And with her consistent lack of sleep, coffee had been her best friend. Or at least her best consumable friend. The sort of friend that brought her relief and made living bearable.

…until Alya took it away.

It turned out that Marinette’s parents had become…”concerned” about Marinette’s caffeine intake and had forbidden her from the beverage. Normally, they could only keep it away from her at home by either keeping her from the coffee pot or when necessary, switching to decaf. But Marinette had found ways around that by getting her bitter bitter life-saving paint stripper juice outside, usually on the way to school.

Or at least, she used to. But this was a new year and THIS time, Marinette had a new friend—and a BEST FRIEND at that in the form of Alya Cesaire, whom Tom and Sabine had chosen to enlist in their plot to protect their daughter from things that weren’t good for her.

Like coffee. Her precious life-preserving coffee.

And next to the Ladyblog and her secondary role as Rena Rouge, Alya had never jumped on anything faster.

Marinette’s morning coffee run? Done. A thing of the past as Alya would walk her to school and ensure they made no other stops along the way.

Marinette’s stash of coffee and energy drinks? Ransacked. Alya searched her locker, her desk, her bags. And being Marinette’s best friend, she knew ALL of her potential hiding spots.

Marinette’s emergency chocolate-covered espresso beans? Taken. Alya practically treated it like it was radioactive given the gloves and goggles she wore as she removed them. And in her defense, they very well may have been. Marinette was very tight-lipped over just where she had gotten them. She had tried to hide the fact that they WERE espresso beans, but Alya still wasn’t fooled.

Alya was on the hunt and there was NOTHING that could stop her. For her best friend’s “greater good”.

…as far as Marinette was concerned, the “greater good” could shove it.

She saved Paris on a daily basis! This was the LEAST it could give her in return!

Sadly, it appeared that Alya—and by extension Paris, cared not for Marinette’s sacrifice. Thus she was left to stew in her growing rage…stew like the precious brew she was being deprived of.

Up until that point it was clear that Marinette had been surviving on coffee and sheer spite. And now she only had one of those two things left.

But it would be fine! Really!

…so long as no one earned her ire.

Chloe had been one such unfortunate recipient of that ire some time ago in her younger days. Though Marinette had profusely apologized to her afterwards, Chloe never forgot and has held it against her ever since.

...well, after her several month sabbatical from school, at any rate.

So the fact that Chloe was suddenly trying to convince her father to let her take a vacation in the middle of the school year should have been a major red flag.

…or the way Marinette slammed her bag on her desk to get the class’s attention when they started getting off task and too loud in class.

……or the death glare she gave Kim the instant he tried to poke fun at her state with a literal poke to her cheek to try to wake her…and the injured finger he received for his trouble when she grabbed the offending object and bent it back.

…………or how most of the teachers were conveniently refraining from giving them any homework assignments they knew they should have been getting. Or not acknowledging Marinette’s grumpy behavior and sleeping in class. Or avoiding even looking in Marinette’s general direction.

The point was that it was evident that not all was right in the classroom and especially with their normally kind and happy Everyday Ladybug.

To their credit, the classmates had tried to bring Marinette coffee in order to help restore her to her usual state...or at least avoid her wrath.

But all their attempts were for naught, as Alya herself had become something of a bloodhound for caffeine. And having appointed herself as enforcer of the coffee ban, she would confiscate any form of the substance they tried to bring in and dispose of it in short order—much to the classmates’ horror and Marinette’s growing displeasure.

As far as the class could figure, it seemed that coffee was either simply useful in keeping Marinette awake and aware, or it was a comfort to her when she was feeling stressed.

Probably both.

And Alya, in all her misguided concern for the girl’s health, had taken it upon herself to remove the one thing keeping Marinette stable. Stable and happy and not inclined to traumatize anyone unfortunate enough to get in her way.

So yes, everyone in the class did blame her. They didn’t do anything about that resentment, of course, but they did still blame her.

Not that Alya seemed to care.

“Alya.” Nino knelt—literally knelt before her, his hands clasped as if in prayer. “Please. I’m begging you! Just let the girl have her coffee!”

She only rolled her eyes before throwing away yet another cup Marinette had managed to procure from the teacher’s lounge—somehow completely ignoring the daggers the other girl was glaring at them all with from the window of the classroom.

Alya was unmoved.

And seemingly oblivious to the scratch marks on the window left in the wake of Marinette’s pawing.

“It’s for her own good.” Alya insisted, much to the growing horror and frustration of those around her.

“What about our good?“

“You’ll be fine.“ She said dismissively.

“She made Kim cry!” Nino exclaimed, gripping his hat. 

“You’re exaggerating.“

“She brought out the Vial. Do I need to tell you about the Vial?“

“The what now?“

“Marinette has a special Vial she carries during…these times.” Max explained as he helped the despondent Nino to his feet.

Alya blinked.

“Okay?”

“She uses that Vial to collect the tears of anyone who so much as annoys her while she’s in this state!”

“That’s a little weird, but—”

Nino cut her off.

“She uses those tears to flavor her coffee.”

Alya stared.

“What?”

“She flavors her coffee with tears, Alya!” He continued, gripping her shoulders. “Not cream! Not sugar! Not cinnamon or chocolate or pumpkin spice like normal people and Americans! TEARS! OUR TEARS! What does that tell you?!”

“That tells me you’re exaggerating.“ She replied, looking decidedly unimpressed. And thus cruelly ignored his whimpering as she tossed the rest of the coffee into the trash bin.

She shot them a look as she slammed the bin lid closed, as if daring them to challenge her.

Nino looked on the verge of a breakdown.

Max sighed and texted the others.

To everyone else, the slamming of that bin lid was akin to a signal…one that indicated the sealing of their fates.

Some cried. Some prayed.

Most chose to stay out of the way.

…that was likely all they could do.

Other than blame Alya, of course. Which they did.

As Marinette’s antics changed from funny “walking into walls isn’t she cute” to less funny “eviscerate your soul with words”.

As whispers from the rest of the school followed the classmates, offering them sympathy and prayers.

As the very atmosphere changed from a sense of melancholy to ever growing unease and outright paranoia. As if her presence itself brought with it something seemingly eldritch in nature.

And through it all, Alya ignored the warnings and insisted this was for the best.

To be fair, it was perhaps her friendship with Marinette that offered her some protection from the worst of it.

…others were not spared.

Timothy—everyone remember Timothy? Prominent student and good friend to the rest of the class. Top of his class. Fellow swimmer and athlete to Kim and Odine. Was one of the few people Chloe would listen to. Tried to help Nino throw the party during Bubbler and the only one to notice Sabrina hadn’t appeared in a while in Antibug. Remember? That Timothy. Had totally been there all along and was well liked by everyone. Possibly as much as Adrien.

…until he admonished Marinette for bumping into him and not looking where she was going.

And.

Marinette.

Snapped.

It was the moment Marinette finally had enough. Both of the lack of coffee and of holding back her frustration about the situation.

It was also the last time Timothy was seen at school. Or anywhere for that matter. Given how abrupt it was and how people actively avoid mentioning him again, some question if he had ever really existed…

Eh, probably not. It was likely just a rumor.

What wasn’t a rumor was how Chloe (after being denied being allowed to ditch school) presumed that a new year and being Queen Bee meant she was stronger than she had been before and thus strong enough to put the caffeine-deprived version of Marinette in her place. She would prove to Marinette, to herself, and to everyone that SHE was the head bitch in charge.

Marinette was abruptly woken out of a nice daydream that either involved Adrien or coffee or Adrien AND coffee to find herself being yelled at. And find herself face to face with Chloe.

Oh wait, Chloe was the one yelling at her.

She had a hard time making out what Chloe was saying, but the fact remained that it WAS Chloe. Which was never a pleasant place to begin any realization.

It would help if she had coffee.

Was there coffee?

Marinette looked at her depressingly empty hands.

No.

"Well?! Do you hear me?!" Chloe shouted.

Marinette looked up at the blonde and took a slow breath before opening her mouth to speak.

...

…thirty minutes later, Sabrina found Chloe catatonic under her desk and took her home early.

To be fair, she had brought it on herself. After all, she really should have learned her lesson from the last time. But still, it was hard to forget the scene as Sabrina gently guide her out of the building as Chloe mumbled to herself, her face pale, her mascara running, and her eyes wide and haunted.

She was out for the rest of the week.

Bustier was...no help. In her ever rose-tinted fashion, she attempted to speak with Marinette early on what had been a particularly bad morning.

“Marinette, I heard you’ve been having some trouble with your classmates.”

It took a minute for Marinette to realize Bustier was there, much less that she was trying to have a conversation.

“—argument with Chloe the other day. It seems like whatever you had said really hurt Chloe’s feelings.”

Marinette blinked, trying to comprehend what was being said to her.

“—was uncalled for. Chloe didn’t deserve that.”

Bustier. Something about Chloe? She hadn’t seen her in a while. She thought things had been quieter lately…

“—you know how Chloe is and that she needs help. Surely whatever she said couldn’t have been that bad, and—”

These were clearly words, but they weren’t making sense.

“—remember what I said before about the Marinette’s of the world? It’s important to show love to people, even if they aren’t nice. So they can learn from your good example and—”

Marinette.exe needed coffee to continue this conversation.

“I think the two of you can talk this out. You can apologize to Chloe and model the right behaviors.”

Was there coffee to continue?

“—and who knows? Maybe the two of you will even become the best of friends!”

No.

“—what do you think?”

Marinette frowned at Bustier and opened her mouth to speak.

...

...it would be the first and only time Bustier would make such an attempt to speak to coffee-deprived Marinette. Nobody knows exactly what happened, as the students had come in when class started only to find Bustier in the aftermath, sobbing over her desk and completely inconsolable.

No class was had that day.

#ml fic #marinette dupain cheng #alya cesaire #coffeenette #why alya why #alas poor timothy #we...didn't really know you at all actually #but you will be missed #yes I'm actually writing this #pray for me #pray for everyone actually #the poor poor traumatized souls

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

screaming into the void but

can someone tell me why timnette/timari isn't more popular

bbs can be overworked coffee soulmates together

i know coffeenette isn't canon but there is literally no way for marinette to handle the schedule she has without it

#maribat #miraculous ladybug #batman #timnette #timari #tim x marinette #bee has spoken #bee's post #dcnette #coffeenette #c: marinette dupain cheng #c: tim drake #s: timnette #s: maribat #s: dcnette

[spartanxhunterx]

Marinette: I love you

Adrien: Oh than- … You’re talking to the caffine aren’t you?

Marinette: I can love two things

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ml incorrect quotes #Coffeenette

[cerulane]

Il ne faut pas se mettre entre Marinette et son café du matin ;

L’écriture de Nobody’s famous est toujours aussi bonne mais ce genre de fic humoristique n’est pas ma tasse de thé. Je n’ai pas vraiment accroché.

#mlb fanfic #lu en 2024 #marinette dupain cheng #crack fic #humour

[galahadwilder]

Nobody has noticed that Marinette is sleeping constantly and drowning herself in coffee because

Well

Everyone’s like that now.

Hawkmoth has done a number on Paris’ collective psyche. It’s harder to find someone who doesn’t have PTSD than someone who does.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #ptsd #coffeenette #marinette needs coffee #ptsd marinette #original content #ml #angst

[french-fry-gallery]

#LetMarinetteSleep

thanks!

#sorry for my potato drawings #ladynoir #coffeenette #marinette #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #lb #adrien #adrien agreste #chat noir #cat noir #comic #miraculous ladybug #ml

[xhanisai]

Dumb Litty

AO3 / FFN

Pairing - Adrinette + Ladynoir Prompt - 'Coffee and Marriage'

Summary:

"I got you a fresh cinnamon-bun latte from that place you've been wanting to go...? It's not decaffeinated and it's full of natural sweeteners too. Do...do you like it?" He couldn't help the way his voice wavered with vulnerability towards the end, nervous by the way she remained silent and her eyes continued to stare at the cup.

Was the latte art too much?

Did she not like cinnamon buns?

Mon Dieu...does she hate coffee now!?

"Adrien..." He froze at her direct tone, internally praying to every God he's ever heard of for his face to not sweat because the last thing he wanted was to get his nasty sweat all over Marinette's lovely hair-

"Marry me."

(Or, Adrien gets Marinette a coffee and the sleep deprived girl asks him to marry her.)

~(x)~ . . . Usually, Adrien was one of the few people in the class who was quite apprehensive and utterly unamused with Marinette's extreme caffeine habits and intakes. And that's putting it lightly. He and Alya were the only ones vocal about their distaste for the unhealthy addiction too, the former regularly concocting up schemes to get the silly designer to drink some water or get some damn sleep in his spare time. "No Plagg, I'm not turning off the lamp. I need to brainstorm a few more decent ideas to get Marinette to look after herself. She's so stubbornly smart and she would easily evade the ones I've already come up with so far-" "I don't care if Pigtails likes to munch on raw coffee beans or bathe in sugar like an idiot- I NEED MY SLEEP KID! SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!" A few weeks back, they were just so close to breaking Marinette's habits, having replaced her beverages with vitamin water and decaffeinated teas in a manner that would make even the most stealthiest ninjas out there proud and coaxing the girl into using their laps as a pillow to nap on during break times. Not even Agreste junior allowed the shy girl to stammer or run her way out of it whenever it was his turn to be the human pillow. (But holy shit, he was never as thankful for the muscles he gained through sports and part-time heroing as he was then, having to hold back a squirming girl away from her coffee was a workout itself!) He even noted that she slept better and for longer when she was with him! It was all going amazingly! . But then Nino... . Oh, Nino. . It only took one, teary-eyed, lip wobbling plea from the aspiring artist, a promise of a freshly baked peach and orange blossom soufflé in exchange for only one can of the small, cheap energy drink Nino was sipping at the time. How could Lahiffe refuse such a delectable, once in a lifetime opportunity!? He tried his best to not take the temptress' offer. Oh boy did he try- No. Actually, he didn't try at all. He's a greedy glutton. An absolute slut for the Dupain-Cheng's goods. Just like ninety-nine point nine percent of the rest of France. The other nought point nought one percent of them were health freaks that thought just consuming a crumb of buttery carbs would doom them for eternity. "Did you say p-peach? And- and- and orange blossom??? All of that in a soufflé????" "Uh-huh~ With an even layer of powdered sugar, some shavings of candied oranges, a smidge of orange zest and a handpicked peach tree flower which is edible," "Mon Dieu...mec..." "Is...is that not enough? I'm sorry for bothering you-" "WHAT!? NON, NON, NON! IT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH! Here, you can have the whole pack of drinks! I will die for that godly dessert, Marinette!" And that's how Agreste and Césaire found an energetic Cheng, bouncing off the walls like the hyperactive Duracell bunny whilst simultaneously doing a million things at once and a shamelessly content Nino, leisurely licking his spoon to savour the last taste of the devil's concoction, letting out a pleased belch and smacking his lips. To this day, he still claims that getting whacked by Adrien's ruthless sabre and the random, terrifying broom that Alya found, multiple times, was completely worth it for the gold that was the handmade Marinette Dupain-Cheng soufflé. Thankfully, his girlfriend and his best friend kept a sharp eye on him from then on, never hesitating to direct threatening messages through their eyes alone whenever he dares to even budge for Marinette's hazardous requests. That's how they managed to get the girl back into healthier habits. The model even snuck around her balcony as Chat Noir during his night patrols just to make sure that she wasn't storing any of the heart attack juice secretly. "Your plans and schemes were already bad enough, but this is ridiculous! You're just stalking the girl now!" "What? No Plagg, I'm just trying to make sure that she's okay and getting some sleep." "You can do that by calling her or texting her!" "But this way is easier!" "STALKER. S. T. A. L. K. E. R. You're a STALKER." "That's enough sass from you, monsieur! Plagg, transforme-moi!" "NONONONOONONO I'M SORRYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyy-" . So yes, usually Adrien was a rigid anti 'Coffeenette' guy. But that didn't mean that he wanted her to be deprived of caffeine for life- that was asking for way too much. No, no, no. He just wanted her to get back on her feet on progressing terms and recently, she has been doing just that, much to his chagrin. He wasn't that stupid, however. With all the work and extracurricular that his beloved friend has, not even he would be able to power through them all without a drop of coffee. Now that she was well weaned off of it, he thought that it would be a good idea to let her indulge once in a while again. Moderately, that is. Plus, everyone has noticed how exceedingly lethargic and exhausted she has been for a while which not even the naps with him were able to cure. It would crush him if the naps stopped working. Adrien unconditionally loved holding Marinette and absolutely adored running his fingers through her soft, silky hair as she snoozed on his chest. He had to help her out. Just before he arrived at school in the morning, the blond decided to head to the new café that he's observed Marinette eyeing dreamily lately, wanting to surprise her with an enticing hot drink from there. He enthusiastically splurged on the beverage, making sure to politely ask the barista to use the healthier ingredients they had available and even getting an adorable cocoa picture on the milk foam which he carefully handled once given. (It was of a charming, black kitten with little black hearts around it!!!) He was deaf to the barista's coos of how lucky his 'girlfriend' was to have him, heads in the clouds and purely excited to make his wonderful friend happy. Adrien also hoped that it could be enough to get Marinette to forgive him for all those times he and Alya denied her of her sugary concoctions. It was for her best. With the comforting scent of cinnamon and nutmeg wafting from the cup, he internally prayed that this wouldn't backfire and revert her back into the feral caffeine monster. 'I'd have to transform as Chat Noir right there and then to keep her in check,' He mused to himself humorously. . Finally, Adrien arrived at class, pleasantly surprised at his beloved's presence on her bench. His heart sank slightly at the way she was passed out on the desk, hair quite dishevelled and her brows tense. She really was going through a lot... Not wanting to waste any more time, the boy roamed towards her, placing the cup down gently and then bent down to her level so that their faces were a few centimetres apart. He placed one hand on her cheek, his thumb rubbing her brow sweetly as he whispered her name a few times, beckoning her to wake up. Adrien was blind to the way Alya and Nino synchronously waggled their brows at each other, cheeky smirks plastered on their lips as they watched the persistent model prompt their precious girl awake. At last, with a soft "Ma Princesse~? S'il te plait, réveille-toi," murmured lovingly in her ear, Marinette's lashes fluttered open, revealing dazed baby blues. They flickered around, trying to regain their bearings until her eyes focused on the beaming boy before her. Her brows furrowed once more as she lifted her head up, face still very much leaning against his strong hand for support and warmth. "Hmm...Adrien?" The way she breathed out his name sent his heart to overdrive and the boy couldn't help but melt. She was way too cute for his own good. "Salut, Marinette. How are you holding up?" He brushed her cheekbone in comforting circles, foreheads almost touching and his heart never ceasing to race. He earned a disgruntled groan as a response, causing him to chuckle. "If you're here to torture me with those horrid vitamin water drinks again, I will ignore you for the rest of the day no matter how many times you throw those puppy eyes at me." It took the golden-haired boy everything to not correct her with "kitten eyes", deciding to shake his head at her good-naturedly. Even her glare was attractive! "Heh, I think you'll really like what I got for you this time," "That's what you said last time and it turned out to be carrot sticks. CARROT STICKS." "Hey, they were organic, fresh and well seasoned. With a side of hummus too." "That's not the po-oooooint..." Giggles erupted from Adrien, completely entertained by Marinette's whines and dramatics. He loved seeing this side of her. It was just so tempting to gather her up in his arms right there and then. "Stop laffin' at me..." She slurred, cheeks red with embarrassment. Without another word, Adrien brought the cup in front of her, placing her hands over it as he lifted the lid to show the creamy, sweet goodness with a generous waft of steam emanating from it. He bit his lip to hide his goofy grin as he carefully watched Marinette's expression, his hands over hers now. . "I got you a fresh cinnamon-bun latte from that place you've been wanting to go...? It's not decaffeinated and it's full of natural sweeteners too. Do...do you like it?" He couldn't help the way his voice wavered with vulnerability towards the end, nervous by the way she remained silent and her eyes continued to stare at the cup. Was the latte art too much? Did she not like cinnamon buns? Mon Dieu...does she hate coffee now!? "Adrien..." He froze at her direct tone, internally praying to every God he's ever heard of for his face to not sweat because the last thing he wanted was to get his nasty sweat all over Marinette's lovely hair- "Marry me." . His mind turned to mush. He blinked once. Twice. Maybe thrice. And then his mouth ran without his permission. "Sure." . The rest of the class exploded with pandemonium, their unadulterated havoc was blind and deaf to a blissful Marinette who was happily sipping away her latte and a very confused, 'oh-shit-what-just-happened?' Adrien. ~(x)~ . "I think I'm engaged." Was the first thing that Chat Noir blurted out as soon as Ladybug landed on the rooftop, the heroine instantly losing her footing and almost fell face first against the slates. Her partner however was quick to catch her, his clawed hands steadying her arms but his face remained slightly panicked. His Lady gave him a look that demanded an explanation, straightening up to meet his gaze. "You see, my super cute and talented good friend proposed to me after I bought her coffee...I said yes," He was clutching his tail now as if he was guilty of a crime, kitten ears drooping and rosy lips pooched. Ladybug simply raised a brow, looked to the side in thought and scratched the back of her head. "Huh...how funny. My sweet, adorable friend- the boy I like, gave me a coffee whilst I was sleep-deprived as hell and apparently, I accidentally told him to 'marry me'..." "..." "..." "Don't take it back, Marinette. I even bought an engagement ring." "..." "I even had our names engraved on it!" "..." "My Lady...?" . "...Of all ways for our identities to be revealed...this is what we get???" Tiredly, she slapped her hand against her face, still lacking the energy and mental power to have fully blown freakout. Not even the delicious boost which was the latte he generously bought her was enough for her brain to compute the situation. "...We're still getting married, right?" "Is that really all that you can think of right now? Huh, Adrien? Or is the lack of caffeine messing with your brain too?" "Well, I'm also thinking about our wedding night if you want honesty." The hero sneakily bopped her nose with his, way too amused with the outcome to her liking. Her brain just simply had too much excitement for the day. "Just...just take me back home and we'll talk about it after I get some sleep..." "Need me as your pillow, Buguinette~?" "With our hypothetical wedding night on your brain? Not a chance, alley cat." "Ah, boo..." . Ladybug instantly detransformed on her balcony as soon as her partner dropped her off, her body vibrating with the need to get inside her bed right away and sleep for the next ten years or so. It wasn't until her head finally landed on the pillow did she realise that the sly feline not only snuck a brief, tender kiss on the lips but he also slid the ring on her finger and whispered in her ear "Be Mine," before leaping away. . The engagement ring. . Now, how the hell was she supposed to explain to her Maman and Papa that she's engaged!? . . . ~(x)~ A/N: Don't worry lads. It's more of a promise ring. The idiots get each other much nicer engagement rings down the years cos the fools have forgotten that you can't get married until you're eighteen in France ahahahahah! Dumbasses.

#my writing #my fanfiction #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #ml fanfiction #ml fanfics #ml #mlb #adrinette #adrienette #ladynoir #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #identity reveal #coffeenette #crack #humour #healthy boy adrien #alya cesaire #nino lahiffe #plagg #just poor ol plagg

[ultrakart]

Coffeenette + kwami swap

Adrien, sniffing the air as he walks in the kitchen: What are you making? ...and why are you transformed.

Lady Noire: Catnip coffee.

Adrien: Excuse me?

Lady Noire: I put catnip in coffee.

Adrien: You wanted to borrow Plagg... to try out catnip.

Lady Noire, her body vibrating and her irises beginning to expand: sǝʎ

#ml #miraculous ladybug #kwami swap #lady noire #adrien agreste #coffeenette #ladrien

[dandelionflower]

Felix Month Day 19

Deal with the devil @felixmonth

(Coffeenette AU by @nobodyfamousposts (I think))

“So, what do you require of me, bringer of liquid happiness and god of such happiness?”

God? “Excuse me?”

“He brings me my liquid joy and you resemble it so greatly.” Her eyes flutter shut and she inhales the scent of her newly acquired drink. “Which is odd because you defile it with sugars and cream.”

She blinked slowly, remembering why they were here. “What do you require of me?”

“I don’t require anything, Adrien just asked me to-“

“I need you to distract Lila for all of this week!” Adrien fell on his knees before her.

Her eyes opened quickly. “The witch?” She hissed. “You believe a single cup of liquid joy would possess me to so much as look at her?”

“I’ll give you as much as you want. Please! Kagami is costing our school that week and I don’t want her to be bothered.”

“I can get my own coffee, whether through my own means or by use of a few... favors owed to me. No, I want something more.”

“Anything.”

“The god will stay by my side that week and accompany me to the wedding of my mother’s cousin the next.”

“Done.”

“Wha- Adrien!”

But it was too late to protest; the deal had been struck and they had shaken hands.

“Now leave me. Class starts soon and I must begin the transformation.” She waved them away as she chugged down the cup of coffee. She still had a Red Bull and a thermos to go.

Felix pulled Adrien out of the hallway and glowered at him.

“What? You already said you’d do whatever you could to help! And you like Marinette, would spending time with her be so bad?”

“Yes, Adrien. It would be ‘so bad’ because I will make a fool of myself, like I seem to do every time I encounter her.”

He cocked his head. “You didn’t make a fool of yourself just now.”

Felix shook his head. “That is not Marinette. That is a beast whose cunning and craftiness rivals that of the devil. And you sold my soul to her!”

“Only for a week!”

“You guys talking about Mari?” Nino joined them on their walk down the halls.

“Yep.”

“Yes.”

“Anything you need help with? Nino, the Nette expert, is in the house.”

“Adrien made a deal with Marinette that she would distract Lila from Kagami while she visits the school. In return I need to stay by her side.”

“What’s the problem?”

“How do I find an excuse for why I refuse to leave her side?”

“And how do we know Marinette will do what she promised? She never remembers what happens before a transformation.” Adrien piped in.

“The idea that Marinette remembers nothing from before the transformation is actually a myth. She can remember hazy things, especially making deals. She’ll know what she’ll have to do and what she’s getting for it. Just not a lot of the details. So, Felix, no excuse necessary.”

“See, Felix?” Adrien beamed. “Everything is okay!”

Felix walked just ahead of them, not wanting to be even a second late to class. “Adrien, promise me something.”

“Okay...”

He glanced over his shoulder. “Next time you make a deal with the devil. Don’t so much as think of my name.”

#felinette #ml felix #felix agreste #felix culpa #marinette dupain cheng #ml kagami #bro au #adrien agreste #ml adrien #ml marinette #felix month #felixmonth #coffeenette #coffeenette au

[unlucky-babybug]

@nobodyfamousposts

hear me out: coffeenette but fae rules

be polite to her, she is more powerful than you'll ever know. if you're lucky, you'll be dealt with by one of her connections. if not, she'll deal with you herself.

do not agree to anything without giving it a day to consider

do not drink her coffee

do not thank her, it's the same as admitting you owe a debt - NEVER owe coffeenette, you'll learn things you shouldn't

always accept her gifts BUT if you are not on good terms, be wary

do not ask her for favours, coffeenette's first priority is herself

nino was the first person to meet coffeenette. they were ten and on a three-day schooltrip.

they're in a hotel.

it's the early morning after the first night.

nino wanders into the restaurant, with a coffee in hand, to find marinette already awake. it was early. marinette doesn't do early. she's hunched over, dragging her feet and can barely keep her eyes open. it turns out kim dared her to stay up all night and, well, his class has always been competitive

nino handed her his coffee

marinette became alert

peppy, wide-eyed and bouncing all over the place. they made pleasant conversation about his videos. classic marinette.

alix and kim came down from their rooms, already arguing about something.

marinette stole kim's headband

uhhh...?

marinette rolled it into a small gap

UHHH??

he watched kim ask her to grab his headband. kim "dropped it" and it rolled into a gap too small for his hand to fit in. alix was too busy laughing to get it.

marinette grins, "you'll owe me."

"sure."

nino sort-of avoided marinette the rest of the trip

nino isn't sure what marinette made kim do, but ever since, kim listened to marinette without question.

nino created a monster.

nino does his best to keep hostiles away from marinette and encourages others to apologise while they can. for their sake.

#coffeenette #ml #miraculous ladybug

[cloudshapedpatch]

just made a night run to walmart right before it closed so i could get my brother antibacterial soap for the tattoo he got today and he let me buy anything i wanted with his card as thanks since he cant drive

if yall havent tried that new coca cola with coffee yet you have to. that slogan “sips like a coke, finishes like a coffee” was not KIDDING i cant describe it! you sip and its coke, get some air like your tasting a fine wine (optional) and then you can almost feel it thickening just the slightest bit and then. it’s just cold brew. magical. i feel like violet beuaregarde without the nasty side effects

#its almost 10 so i might regret drinking caffeine deluxe #im scared to look at the label so i wont #but! #im writing so it's okay #coffee coke #would marinette be proud? i think yes #im making this about coffeenette #sort of #coffeenette #kinda ml? #ml #sapphire rambles #not fandom gems

[nobodyfamousposts]

Coffeeholics Anonymous: Of Half-Asleep Ramblings and Hallmark Movies

Now including new member: Danny Fenton!

Tim: And she just...she just leaves him! He’s caring! He's rich! He's handsome! He was building a life with her! He took a midnight flight to the middle of ASS NOWHERE just to find her because she disappeared and stopped responding to him—which any sane person would find concerning! Usually to call the cops over rather than to go there himself, but still, that only shows his dedication!

Marinette: Honestly, it's something I would do.

Danny: It's the best way to be sure.

Donnie: The best legal way...

Tim: And-and he shows up and finds her and after all his concern and efforts to help build a good life for the two of them—nope! Sorry, buddy, she was cheating on you with her ex she only JUST got in contact with in all of a week! And she's just gonna upend her life to get back with him while completely ignoring all the reasons their relationship failed the last time! Because "magic of Christmas" apparently fixes all problems! And excuses cheating on your fiancé!

Danny: F-ing Christmas.

Marinette: (Nods) The season of trouble.

Donnie: Preach!

Tim: So then, after finding out his girlfriend was cheating on him—while using his money and making him fear for her safety—despite being COMPLETELY justified in going OFF, the now Ex Fiancé just bows out! Like somehow HE'S the bad guy in the situation! Because who is he to stand in the way of the "magic of Christmas"?

Danny: Clearly the unsung hero!

Marinette: Let the man go off! He's earned it!

Donnie: I've had to block that channel at home for this exact reason. But don't tell Mikey.

(Shift over to see Mikey is present in the group, dressed as Doctor Feelings.)

Mikey: (Eye twitching) That's very good to know. But guys, this group is was set up here to talk about your real problem.

Group: ...

Mikey: Remember?

Group: ...

Mikey: The reason we're all here?

Group: ...

Mikey: The problem that unites you?

Danny: Christmas?

Mikey: No.

Tim: Horrible Hallmark Movies?

Mikey: No.

Donnie: People trying to drag us from our comfort zones to force us into barbaric conditions. Like lack of electricity? Or coffee?

Mikey: No!

Marinette: Bad writing dictating problematic events of our lives?

Group: (Murmurs and nods in agreement)

Mikey: NO! This group is about your addiction to coffee!

(A long pause.)

Marinette: ...can the magic of Christmas get us coffee?

Mikey: NO!

Marinette: Then truly Hallmark Movies have failed us in every way possible.

Mikey: Would you all please stay focused?

Danny: Maybe we could focus if somebody let us have COFFEE!

#coffeeholics anonymous #coffeenette #ml crossover #dc crossover #rottmnt crossover #dp crossover #marinette dupain cheng #Tim Drake #rise donnie #danny fenton #Danny Phantom #rottmnt #dc #rise mikey #poor mikey #he tries

[heistank]

Ok so I saw @french-fry-gallery's coffeenette comic and I was like ha that's the big funny. Then I was talking to my friend and on the offhand, because I needed a lucky charm object I asked him to name a non-deadly object. Because when I asked for the object he answered M4 assault rifle. Then he answered coffee cup and I was like "This is clearly a sign from higher powers" and thus this was born as the first half of a meme. Yea so this is obviously a WIP and I don't like the head shape but yea have this.

#ml #ml fanart #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #ladybug #coffeenette #I should be executed for treason in several countries #real bullshit hours

[spartanxhunterx]

CoffeeNette and Lilatte

Lila, looking at Marinette's instant coffee stash: You're a disgrace to coffee lovers everywhere

Marinette, ignores Lila and pour herself another instant coffee: Let me enjoy my instant coffee like the middle class I am

Lila: You are a fucking liar. Middle class? You go to the same school as Chloe And Adrien, middle class my ass.

#Coffeenette #Lilatte #miraculous ladybug

[pixigirl]

Coffeenette: midnight, by the bridge, come alone.

Adrien: geez Mari, it's only coffee.

Coffeenette: shhh you can't say that word around here.

#ml #mlb #miraculous ladybug #mlb incorrect quotes #chat #marinette #mlb marinette #adrien x marinette #marinette dupain cheng #marinette dupen chang #miraculous marinette #ml marinette #adrien #adrientte #adrien agreste #adrienette #ml adrien #miraculous #coffee #coffeenette

[galahadwilder]

Marinette: oh gosh oh golly

Ladybug: please, citizen, for your own safety—

Ladybug in private and uncaffeinated: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug #original content #Marinette needs coffee #COFFEENETTE #swearinette