#cute asSS

[insinirate]

she HAS to get someone else to give it to him because if she did it in person, hed get all embarrassed and stuff and pocket it, but he'd still read it later because its gf. BUT IF SOMEONE ELSE GIVES IT TO HIM, he'll pocket it, forget about it, and maybe even leave it to get washed with his clothes as gf waits for a response only to go [single tear emoji] when pico STILL hasn't said anything and shes like "never doing THAT again!!!"

SOMEONE STOP THEM

#i know shed be devastated #shed sulk for days and picod be sad and confused like it isnt his goofy asss fault shes moping #and hed try to cheer her up and be silly and cute and shed be even more confused bc whats happening 😭 she thought he didnt like her

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Spicy Stories

JK Rowling: hello children Poe: oh Poe: oh joanne Poe: you're back Rowling: i have concernss Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you? Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately

Rowling: you know how it iss with terf deatheaterss Poe: not really Rowling: alwayss agreeing with everything i ssay Rowling: all "oh yes dark lord" this and "oh spare me dark lord" that Rowling: ssometimess you jusst get tired of hearing "masterful gambit dark lord"

Rowling: i tell you, you don't know how hard it is to run a cult L Ron Hubbard: oh yeah woof big mood Hubbard: people think its all fun, but its actually a lot of work Rowling: I know right????

Poe: regardless, joanne, i'm going to have to put my foot down Poe: this campfire is just for stories Rowling: uhhh actually i do have a new ssstory Rowling: i wass insspired to write after having an argument on the internet Barker: oh damn no shit? Barker: that's wild

Rowling: it's a new harry potter ssstory King: oh man! it's about time, i've been hoping for a new potter story for ages! Rowling: itss about hermione going back in time to help grindelwald, who actually had sssome good points if you think about it

Rowling: i call it Rowling: the time turner diariesss Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny Lovecraft: catchy title tho!

Rowling: i'm retconning grindelwald into a misundersstood idealisst Rowling: who was only forced to make hard choicess because of the unreassonablenesss of decadent weimar society

Rowling: oh also you know that thing where people kept criticizing me cuz technically grindelwald's "evil" plan was to prevent the holocaust? Rowling: well good news Rowling: i've rectified that little mistake

Rowling: like, why would the naziss target transs & queer people, traditionally the most powerful and widely accepted memberss of ssociety? Rowling: would not the naziss, famouss for their love of diverssity, actually approve of them? Rowling: i'm jusst asskin questions

King: actually joanne there's a lot of well-documented evidence Barker: give it up steve King: no no i can fix this King: i'm sure if i just lay out the facts in a logical, well-reasoned manner- Barker: oh god that's so cute Barker: don't you just love him? Poe: that's our steve

King: so you see the nazi book burning of the institute for sexualwissenschaft- Rowling: nope Rowling: didn't happen King: King: well it kinda did, see, as i was saying- Rowling: thiss iss missogyny

Rowling: i don't undersstand you lot at all Rowling: i come into your campfire, i make a sstatement that i really want to be true & you all refuse to accept it Rowling: thiss issn't the way it works over with my terf deatheaters at all Rowling: they love accepting things i ssay!

Rowling: it'ss actually really missogynisstic that you all refusse to accept what i'm ssaying asss truth Rowling: even though you all know how badly i want it to be true King: but joanne, it isn't true- Rowling: ssave it for court ssteve!

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Shelley: i got here late wot's going on? Barker: joanne is doing holocaust denial Rowling: EXCUSE ME it'ss only holocausst denial if you quesstion the murder of jews Rowling: tho now that i think about it i do have some questionss

Rowling: like, would they not have ussed their goblin magic to essscape? Lovecraft: ya know, she makes a good point Sonia Greene: i'm right here howard Lovecraft: Greene: see, this is why i don't talk much

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #stephen king #clive barker #edgar allan poe #hp lovecraft #mary shelley #jk rowling #l ron hubbard #sonia greene

[jaybirdzi]

2:49 am

warnings: none, fluff, cuddly jason after patrol :( i just wanna cuddle him despite how much i hate physical touch :(, smelly sweaty jason but in a cute way

jason was exhausted, he had started patrol earlier than usual, he got roughed up but beat the bastards in the end. he was caught off guard, and was already having a horrible day. he climbs through the window in a huff, despite having keys to the front door.

and there you were, laying there prettily, arm around a teddy bear he had won for you with tickets from the arcade on your 4th date.

he takes off his mask, shrugging his jacket off and his gear, stepping out of his heavy boots. he moved the teddy bear from your arms, replacing the stuffed toy as you stir awake. "j-jay..." you grumbled sleepily.

"shhh babe.... just sleep" he brings you closer (if possible) and kisses your forehead, smelling a hint of your shampoo.

"mnnmm... you stink" you comment, your face twisting slightly.

"i know... bad day, just let me sleep... 'll take a shower with you in the mornin'." he sighs, relaxing against you. you sympathize with him, just accepting your sleepy, sweaty boyfriend.

"fine..." you mumble and relax against him. "we shower together"

"of course."

short ikk but im tired :( work is after my asss

#jason todd x reader #jason todd #red hood x reader #jason todd drabble #jason todd blurb #meow #my pookie #red hood #loml

[bestedoesmeow]

☆ THIS MAN ☆

@jensonbutton & @yourusername

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#f1 x you #f1 fandom #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x female reader #f1 x y/n #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x you #jenson button x y/n #jenson button x reader #jenson button #jenson button smau #jenson button instagram #fernando alonso x y/n #jenson button fic

[hpmaniac]

opinion on popular hp ships(according to AO3)

Yes I am well aware that nobody asked for it

1.Drarry (Draco X Harry) -100/10

Fuck off

no

ew

they are literally enemies throughout most o/ the series

they try to kill each other

2.Wolfstar (Remus X Sirius) (-10000/10)

NO. THEY ARE FRIENDS

YES I AM AWARE THAT I’M REMADORA BIASED SHUT UP

BUT SERIOUSLY 😒

SIRIUS TRIED TO USE REMUS TO KILL. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL LOVE

SIRIUS MADE FUN OF REMUS’ LYCANTHOPY

3.Dramione (Draco X Hermione) (-100/10)

Y’all (the shippers) are just a bunch of horny teenagers desperate for some pretty boy and pretty girl sex smh

they are enemies

0% chemistry

4.Jily (James X Lily) (7/10)

Finally smth normal

it’s not bad, just a little.. strange..

Lily had 0% interest in James until Snape called her a mudblood and then somehow she likes him now?

it’s a good ship, not the best

5.Romione (Ron X Hermione) (9.7/10)

NOW WE’RE TALKING

Literally so good

Best friends to lovers YES PLEASE

CHEMISTRYYY

6.Snarry ( Snape X Harry ) (-100000000/100)

I genuinely did not except a ship here to have a lower ranking than w*lfstar

BUT OH MY LORD

Y’ALL ARE ACTUALLY MAD

I HAVE NO WORDS-

AGAIN HORNY TEENS DESPERATE FOR SOME DARK!GAY!ROUGH!SEX FANFICS

7. Hinny (Harry X Ginny) (10/10)

IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOOK! HINNY THEN YES. YOU ARE ON MY TOP 3

MOVIE!HINNY? No thanks

But book!hinny>> (any ship except Remadora and Molly X Arthur lol)

8. Snamione( Snape X Hermione) (-100000000000/100)

AGAIN HORNY TEENS DESPERATE FOR ROUGH SEX SMH

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS WAYYY HIGHER THAN REMADORA OH MY GOD

WHAT HAS THIS FANDOM BECOME

9. Harmony (Harry X Hermione) (1/10)

It’s not the worst thing ever ig

no chemistry

mid

too predictable

10. Jegulus (James X Regulus ) (1/10)

Again, not asss bad as like W*lfstar

but is there a chance of this happening? No.

mid

no chemistry

11. Newtina (Newt X Tina) (10/10)

aaa love it

TAKE NOTE THAT I HAVE ONLY WATCHED FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Cutee

idk what else to say lol

12. ✨REMADORA (REMUS X TONKS)✨ (♾/10)

OTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP

THEIR PERSONALITIES COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER SO WELL

THE LONELY, TIRED WEREWOLF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A CHEERFUL, LOVLEY METAMORPHAGUS? YES PLEASE

SO UNEXPECTED AS WELL

THEY GAVE US TEDDY

”IT’S YOU WHO NEEDS ME TONIGHT”

”HE ALWAYS GOT THE WOMAN.” “YOU’D KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHO I’D FALLEN FOR, IF YOU WEREN’T TOO BUSY FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF TO NOTICE”

YESS

CHEMISTRY

*INSERT 1000 MORE COMPLIMENTS*

13.Fleur X Krum(?) (-1/10)

Ok?

?

never heard of it

14.Charry (Cho X Harry) (1/10)

Not the worst thing ig

it was just a teenage crush

so awkward

15.Nuna (Neville X Luna) (9/10)

Good

it would work

they’re both crazy about something

so yeah ig

#hp #harry potter #anti wolfstar #anti drarry #romione #jily #hinny #remadora #newtina #nuna #Remadora supremacy

[boomboomsnek]

hiii

pentious what do you like about cherri?

& also

cherri what do you like about pentious?

"Well, I love everything about Cherri! But to pick just a few.. Sshe wass alwayss a worthy rival. Sshe has the finesst explossive contraptionss. Sshe doess EVERYTHING sshe ssays sshe will and really knowss how to 'keep fun going' (asss the kidss ssay.) Even if everyone issn't on board at firsst!"

"Well, alot of things! I like how cute he is. Hes pretty determined when he puts his his mind to it. Which, fyi, is hot as fuckkk, and is just all around a real sweetie..I really like that snake bitch. Hes also pretty fuckin good in bed! If it matters. Which it does."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #cherrisnake #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hazbin ask blog #rp blog #Cherris exploding asks #Pentious's slithering asks #bombs and snakes asks

[alcoris-shiz]

One Hell Of A Love (part 1)

One Hell Of A Love (part 1) Description: (The story was written right after finishing Season 1, so of course due to not following the full storyline of the show, apologies future readers!) Now that Sir Pentious makes it to Heaven, he meets a cute little nonbinary angel who shows him around. Important note: I write fanfiction like this when I get drunk for fun. I kinda go on long drawing/writing sprees and so I figured I would let y'all darlings have some fun with me being an idiot. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ Part 1 Part 2 ｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ~ Master List~ ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

 Sir Pentious’s POV

I glanced around my ssurroundings and gave a ssmall wave, the girl in front of me was grey-toned and had wings. She looked like Vaggie in a way! I looked over mysself and realized I wass sstill a ssnake. Good! I don’t want Cherry to be disappointed when we ssee each other again.

“Welcome to heaven! Oh my, you must be from that awful extermination! But I knew you guys could redeem yourselves! See Sera! I knew it!” the younger girl ssaid jumping up and down excitedly.

“Ssso thiss iss what it’ss like in heaven?” I asked glancing around. “I am in heaven, right?” 

“Yes yes, of course! I have a friend who can show you around! Oh I can’t wait! Maybe they’ll let you have the spare room until we can get you a place!” asss confussed asss I am, I guesss I have no choice but to accept their kind offer.

A knock was heard on the door as the young girl quickly texted on her phone. A ssigh was heard from Ssera, “Come in Y/N!”

“Oh and, I’m Sera as you heard, I’m a Seraphine of course and this is my younger sister.” Sera said as she motioned to the excitable girl.

A door was heard swinging open behind us but I glanced at the excited girl. “I’m Emily! Oh oh! But I do like nicknames!” 

I turned to watch her run to the door and jump on ssomeone. They weren’t very tall and had X (A/N: I’mma use this for leaving colors of your choice) skin and X eyes. Your usual angel look from the sseemss of it. But they were beautiful. I am loyal though! I will be waiting until I ssee Cherry Bomb again!

They glanced up at me and their cheeks went red. “Woah.. you’re pretty! I mean, you look cool. I mean pretty cool uhh. Hey, I’m Y/N!”

Y/N’s POV

Oh wow was he pretty. I’ve never seen someone like him here. Everyone looked very much the same, but he was gorgeous and different!

“Hello, I am Ssir Pentiouss! You are alsso very pretty!” his face went red and he slithered closer to myself. 

“Em, is this really one of the souls from Hell? That’s so amazing! What’s it like there?” Sir Pentious looked around me and smiled. “I have sso many sstories!” Emily came and joined me as we looked at Sir Pentious in awe.

“How about I talk to him about the rules we have and then you show him where he will be staying.”

I paused, oh yeah I was gonna house him. I’ve had temporary roommates staying while I waited for my sister to return. But I feel we’re gonna be good friends and maybe temporary roommates won’t be needed anymore.

 We all sat around the table as we watched Sera think. 

“We have many souls here who will not be thrilled about this turn of events. I have no problem with it, though it is complicated. You, Sir Pentious, do have a place here in heaven now. You will be staying in Y/N’s sister's old bedroom, we have not seen her in many years so do not fear that you will be taking her space. Y/N likes decorating after all and likes for it to meet their guest's standards and style.” I smiled at Sir Pentious, softly placed my hand on his arm, and glanced up at him, who smiled back.

“Though, we have rules. Families are common here in heaven. But due to the circumstances of where you have come from. No children. If you decide to have children, you must marry beforehand. Adoption is an exception to the marriage rule. You will not return to Hell for anything, I’m very sorry. But we keep those two very separate. We have few who go between worlds. There will be no speak of the exterminations either, it will scare our people. You must also know that you must stay on the down low, no speaking of where you are from. You are just a human soul who joined us. For now, that will be it, but remember that we are very strict in our rules.”

Sir Pentious saluted Sera and fell over, “Yes M’am!”

I led him up the steps to my townhouse and handed him a key to the apartment, “If you would like, I can help you decorate the room. It had of course belonged to my sister V, but she hadn’t been home in years. It makes me feel better because she was forever changing the style of the room, so I feel that she would’ve loved it this way.”

Sir Pentious looked at me with almost a frown, “Do you, know what happened? If not! I don’t mean to budge, it’s your life or something after!” I giggled. “No you’re okay, I wanna make you comfortable!” I paused and he put his hand on my shoulder. “I don’t know where she went. She left to work one day, I don’t know what she did for work, I know she worked with-... it doesn’t matter. She never came home and if I know her like I do, it’s because she helped someone.” I smiled at Sir Pentious and hugged him. “It’ll be okay.” Sir Pentious whispered and hugged me after a moment.

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆

A/N: So yeah, this will have reader pregnancy, and smut, and be quick-paced and messy. But I enjoy my drunk stories, so I hope you do too lol

897-word count I know it's not much for a first chapter but I promise there is so much more and other ships as well 🩷 Also so sorry, this was my first post on here I think ever for tumblr. But I needed a change in scenery.

#sir pentious #sir pentious x reader #sfw #fanfiction #sir pentious is adorable #i dont know how tags work #reader #hazbin hotel

[ipegchangbin]

okay pookie give me a moment to BREATHE

POOKS‼️‼️ when u said that a new fic is coming soon, i didnt think that it would be THIS soon‼️‼️😨😟🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🤧🤐😵

NO BC LIKE MY TUMBLR NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUUUUCKED UP 😡🤬🤬🤬 AND I HAVENT BEEN GETTING ANY OF UR NOTIFICATIONS‼️‼️😖😭😢😫AND WHEN I CHECKED MY LITTLE TUMBLR APP I SAW THAT U POSTED⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

OKAY POOKIE‼️‼️🙌 IM SO SORRY BUT RN IM PUTTING HEAVY LIFTING ON HOLD 💔💔💔😖😖 BC UR GIRL HAS NOOOOTTTT READ UPLIFTING YET IM SO SORRY‼️‼️😓😫💔😔😖💔💔😭🙏🙏

I WILL GET TO IT SOON I PROMISEEEE‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫

BUTT‼️‼️🍑

WHEN I SAW THAT MF ASK 😀😀😀

ABT CHEERLEADER HANNIE‼️‼️😀

Z NGEL I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMEONE POSING AS MEEEE 😭😭⁉️⁉️

BC I DONT REMMEBER SENDINJ THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😀😓⁉️😭🤯🤯🫨⁉️😟

BUUTTT‼️‼️🍑 IT HAAAD TO BE ME BC WHO TF ELSE WOULD KNOW I BROKE MY PHONE BC OF A MF BIRD⁉️⁉️😀😥😰😨🤯🤯🤯

ZZZZ I WAS SO FUUUCKING DRUNK😵‍💫😵‍💫😵🍻🍾🥂🥴🥴 LIKR I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I WOKE UP WIYH MY FUCKING 728 B.C. ASS OF A LAPTOPPPP⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭💀😭😭😀 I DIDNIT FUCIKING KNOW I SENT A WHOOOLLR LOOONG ASS ASK ABOUT PUSSY⁉️⁉️🙀😀😥😨🙀🙀😺 Z THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING‼️‼️😖😭😥😀😀😀😀🥊🥊🥊🥊 BUT NOT ON A KINKY LEVEL🥹😭😭😀😖😰😰 I APPLAUD 👏 U FOR READING THROGHT THAT ENYIRE ASK BECAUSE I COULD NOOOOTTT‼️‼️🤕🤕🔨IM SO EMBARRASSING IM SO SORRY😖😖😖💔🙏 BUT THE FIVE 5️⃣✋IMAGES OF MY ASK IS SENDKNG MEEEEE IT TOOK FIVR PICTURSZ 😭😭❓❓❓

BUT Z YOU DIS ME SOO MUXH JUSTICE‼️‼️🙌🙌🤧 THANK U BC UR WRITINF IS SOOOOO DELICIOUS ITS A CRIME‼️😡😡🤬😾

POOKIE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHER ETO START‼️‼️😓😓😥 WHERE DO I START⁉️⁉️😰😰😰

OKAY‼️ BUT THE VISUAL👁️👁️ OF HANNIE IN A MINISKIRT AND A LIL CHEER UNIFORM HAS ME FUCKING WEEETTTT🤭🥵🤯😻😻💦💦I NEED TO EAT THAT ASSS OUUUTTTT‼️‼️🙌🙌🍑😝💦🥰🥰

THE THOUGJT 💭💭OF HANNIE AS A FLYER WITH HIS WET PANTIES 💦 AND HAVING THE BASES AND U SEEING HOW MF WET🌊🌊🏄‍♀️🚣‍♂️ HE IS HAS MY BRAIN GOING HAYWIREEEEEZYWHBSIHB 😻😻😣😻🙌💗😫👁️🫠⁉️🫨❣️🫨🫨💕🫨‼️‼️🫨🥴🥴❤️‍🔥🫶🤧

AND PRESSING HIS VIBROATOR AGAISJY HIS CLIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ZZZZZ YKNOW I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😻AND VIBRATORS IM SO OBESSED SJAKKWKEN‼️‼️😖😖😖💗💗

BUT PUSHING IT INSIDE OF HIM THATS CRAAAAZYYYYYY🤯🤯🤯 Z UR FUCKING INSANE‼️‼️‼️😫😫💗I LOVE YOU‼️‼️🫵😻❣️ LIKE PUSHING IT IN HIM AND HIS PUSSY JUST FULL ON GUSHING💦💦😽😼🙀🙀 IS CRAAAZZZZZYYYYY‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍🫶 IM SO IN LOVR Z😫😫😫‼️‼️🙌🙌❤️‍🔥

AND HIM CALLING U CAPTAIN⁉️ Z…….DO I HSVE A CAPTAIN KINK NOW⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

POOKS‼️ “he soaks your hand in his wetness even through his pretty panties, apologizing slightly even if it doesn’t seem to stop.” STOP 🛑✋IM RUNNING FUCKIGN LAPS RN 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨 SOAKING UR HANDS THROUGH THE MF PANTIES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀 HOW FUCKING WET IS HE⁉️⁉️⁉️😫😣💦I NEEEED TO EAT HIM OOOUUUUTTTTTT 😫❤️‍🔥🙁😜‼️‼️😝🫶😋I NEED TO FINGER HIM I JUST NEEEEED HIS JUICY MF PUSSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😝😼 AND ITS SO CUTE HOW HES STILL APOLOGIZING RVENTHO HE CANT STOP HIS PRETTY CUNT FROM GUSHING SIZHKWSMISKWNDJE 🥹🥹💗💗💗🥴😋😖🥹😣❣️🥰😊

“it sends him to a blissful place, and you can tell by the way he squirts out a little trickle of clear cum from his pussy.”

squirts.

SQUIRTS.

SQUIRTSSS⁉️⁉️

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀🥊

I NEEED HIM TO SQUIRT💦💦 ON MY FACE‼️‼️ IN MY MOUTH😝‼️ANYWHERE OH MY FUUUUCKING GOD Z I NEEEED HIM😫🥰😫😖😣😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️⁉️

“so he lifts his leg above his head, fully exposing his juicy pussy to you.”

BARKBARKABRAKBEARKBARK 🐕🐕🐕🔊🗣️‼️‼️🔊❤️‍🔥💯🐕🐕🔥🗣️🗣️‼️

I FUCKING NEED HIM‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥THE VISUAL IS SO FFUCKING CRAZY‼️‼️🤯🤯🥴🥴🤧 IDK WHOS WETTER💦💦 ME OR HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️BC GODDAMN I NEED TO BURY MY MOUTH IN HIS PUSSY😝😝😜😛😋😼💪😼‼️

“as if it’s hell sent from heaven, you eat him out while he’s stuck in this position.”

YESSMAAM LETS FUCKING GO‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RN ON THIS‼️‼️😁😁 I LOVE PUSSY SO MUCH‼️‼️😻😻ISTG I THINK IM PUSSYDRUNK 😖😖❤️‍🔥MY DREAM FUCKING HOME 🏠IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS 🦵🏠🦵I COULD LIVE IN BETWEEN THEM FOR HOOOOUUURRRSSS 🕖🕠🕚🕒🕧🕓AND EATING HIM OUT IN THAT FUCKING POSITION CRAAZZY BUSINESS RIGHT THERE‼️‼️😩😩😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 IM SO FUCJING INNLOVE I LOVE U‼️‼️😻🫵🫵

“the vibrator never stops whirring. your tongue is flicking his clit in critically hurried circular motions. then your lips lock in to suck his clit and it sends jisung over the edge. his walls are being used to the point he’s almost exhausted from pain, fatigue, exhaustion, pleasure, ecstasy.”

bye.

DECEASED.

THAT WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK OF TEXT IS A CRITICAL ATTACK TO MY FUCKJNG WELL BEING‼️‼️🤯😰😨😰😰I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT THROWN OUT THE WINDOW 👶🥊🪟AND CRASHED INTO A BRICK WALL 🧱🧱💥💥💥WITH A FUCKING SHATTERED SKULL🤯🤯🤯💀💀 BECAUSEE WHAAAATTTTT THE HEEEELLLLLLLL⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️EATINF HIM OUT WITH THE VIBRATOR STILL INSIDE IS CRAAZZYY BUSINESS‼️‼️‼️🙌🙌 AND THE WHOLE FUCKJNG FLICKING CLITS AND SUCKING CLITS ⁉️⁉️⁉️😩😩💕💕💕OMFG Z HOW DID U KNOW I LOVE CLITS THAT MUCH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯 I WANNA SPEND THE WHOOLE DAY MESSING AROUND WITH JUST HIS CLIT‼️‼️😫🤗🤗🤗😜😜 I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️ I THINK THWYRE SO CUTE‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 THE C IN CLITS STANDS FOR CUTE🫶 U CANT CHSNGE MY MIND😁😁‼️😋😋❤️‍🔥🔥😋😋

“please! i’ve been a good boy! please c-captain!”

IM SO FUCKING FERAL‼️‼️👹👹👹👹

WHAT THE FUCK⁉️⁉️IM LIKE A RACCOON 🦝🦝WITH RABIES👹👹 THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING TRIPLE 3️⃣ ATTACK 🥊🥊 TO ME “please” + “i’ve been a good boy” + “captain” WHAT TBE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL Z 🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️ARE YOU TRYING TO FUXKING KILL ME RN⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀🔫IM FUCKJG COLLAPSING AND SINKING LIKE THR DAMN TITANIC‼️🌊🌊🚢🚢🌊SOUWJOANEJEJZKWNRH IM GENUINELY TWEAKING RN I NEED HIM SO BAD😫😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️

“he creams all over your fingers and squirts all over your hands and face.”

creams.

squirts.

CREAMS⁉️

SQUIRTS⁉️

CREAMS AND SQUIRTS⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FINGERS⁉️⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FACE⁉️⁉️⁉️

HUHHHHHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

WHAT TJE HELL‼️ IM GOING FUCKING INSANEEEW‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯WHAT TBE FUCK Z⁉️⁉️ GIVE ME A MOMRNT TO BREATHE☝️🫁🫁🫁EVERY FUCJING PARAGRAPH JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER‼️‼️😩😩💕💕 HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀

I NEED TO START LAPPING UP ALL OF IT LIKR A DAMN DOG 😝💦🐕‼️‼️BC “his juices are sweet and savory”

WHAT.

BYE 🚪🚶‍♀️IDK ABT U BUT IM GOING IN FOR A ROUND TWO 😁😁👍HIS PUSSY IS LIKE A WHOLE DAMN FIVE STAR ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️GOURMET MEAL 🍽️ AND IM GONNA FUCKING GET A SECOND2️⃣✌️ SERVING🍽️🍽️😋😋😋‼️🙌

Z IM SO FUCKING OBESSESSED WITH THSI FIC‼️‼️🤩🤩💞I LOVE YOU SO MUCH💖💖💓 ALL THE KISSES TO U POOKIE 😽😽💋💋💋❣️🫶HOW DO U WRITE SO WELL POOKIE⁉️⁉️✍️📝 WHAT IS UR SECRET⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

WAAAAIIITT 🛑✋🚦WDYM U MIGJT MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME⁉️⁉️ FOR MEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀👈⏪ WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN HONOR⁉️🏅🎖️ ALL I DO IS DROP MY HORNY🦄🦄 THOUGHTS INTO UR INBOX✉️➡️📥📨 SO DONT DO ANYTHING I DONT DESERVE IT POOKIE😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

BUTTT🍑‼️ THIS FIC WAS SO DELICIOUS😋😋😋🍽️ IVE READ IT LIKE TEN 🔟✋🤚TIMES ALREADY😻😻TY FOR THE FOOD 🍔🍟🌭🍕🍰🥤🍽️ I WANNA SCISSOR ✂️👯‍♀️WITH HANNIE SOOO BAD AND HEAR HIM WHINE AND WHIMPER OHHHH MYYYY GOOOD Z‼️‼️😫😫😖IM GONNA START READING UPLIFTING AND HEAVY LIFTING SOON 🔜 SO BRACE YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER LONG ASK SOON‼️‼️😋 I LOVE YOU POOKIE😻😻🫶

POOKIE ANON I LOVE U 😭😭😭 sorry it took me a bir i forgot to reply SHHSHSHSSHDHHA

see thats why i hate tumblr notifs because i NEVERRRR get anything so i just turned it off (and i subsequently forgot to reply bc of that IM SO SORRY POOKS 💔💔) either way im so glad u check in on me and my content anyway ^_^ it means the Worldddd to me AND UR MESSAGES even if u send it on a fuckass laptop or not IDCCCC as long as ure here <33 yieee

and no rush + no worries not reading heavy lifting & uplifting yet!!! theyre both kinda long and just full of changbin filth HAHAHAHAH i understand but thank u once again for expressing interest in it 😁

ANYWAY BACK TO THE FEEDBACK THAT MATTERS!!!

u were the catalyst for cheerleader sungie…so i only have u to thank ☝️ ure a real one for suggesting him in his cute miniskirt and pigtails like the vision was visioning hard!!! AND YES FLYER HANNIE because everybody even his teammates have to see his pretty little pussy !!! ESPECIALLY CAPTAIN Y/N !!!

i played around with the captain petname becaude idk it was just fitting! and im so happy u enjoyed it cos i kinda ur enjoyment in mind 😁😁😁 same with the vibrator shenanigans LMAO i thought it would be nasty and messy to shove the vibe inside and IM GLAD IT PAID OFF ><

seems like not only sungie is affected by y/n’s antics but YOU TOO ?!?! hannie squirting and creaming and gushing and bring ass wet and disgusting was something i wanted to achieve so 😋 LAP HIM UP RIGHT NOWWWW u deserve all that pussy juice

“MY DREAM FUCKING HOME IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS” I CANT STOP LAUGHING POOKIE ME TOO. lets be roommates (by that i mean taking turns eating hannie out) (also very very Happy that you liked the Triple Attack because they were very specific punches to the dick gut that i wanted to let out!)

and yes pookie!! after i go on this 5 day vacay im definitely gonna post smth for u >:)) STAY TUNED BECAUSE ILY !!!

thank u as always pookie anon 🫂 my anon of all time

#I LOVE U POOKIE I HOPE URE ALWAYS COMFY AND ALIVE AND WELL AND HAPPY #<3 pookie anon #💌 ipeginbox

[ek-ranjhaan]

Okay so I've reached a point where if I don't say this out loud, I'll go mad (more like ask ut out loud).

There's this guy okay? He is an academic topper, sporty, extremely quiet and calm (doesn't talk to girls at all), only has male friends. (At one point my friends and I use to ship him with guyz). From what I've heard, he doesn't date, or do any type of romantic relationships. Like he legit a reserved af and soft spoken introvert. (Totally 180° of me) Girls legit don't approach him. And he is cute (too cute).

And i like him (too much)

TT

:>

So the guy looks at me, sometimes. (Ofc i know cuz i always look at him) and the thing is, he doesn't look away. Like wat. Are u tryin to be intimidating cuz there's legit a zoo going on in my stomach when you look at me, on top of it, like that.

And I'm honestly observing this for quite a while now. He looks at me when I'm looking at him, AND DOES NOT LOOK AWAY. T T

I dont fuckin know okay? I don't know.

Now please tell me what should i do? My desi eldest daughter asss can not bear this zoo stress any further.

Anyone and everyone, please reply as to whatever you feel about this. Anything's fine.

#should i maintain the eye contact #or not #idk #delusional #desi teen #desi tumblr #desi tag #desi things #being desi #desi girl #desi #desi academia #desi humor #desi culture #crush #my crush #im crazy #im so tired #i like him #spilled #spilled secrets #spilled words #hopeless romantic #tumblr girls #tumblrpost #tumblr #i love you #i love him #i need an opinion #i need opinions

[ssserpent666]

thinming about tadc and hh agere again aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

think about ssmall kinger and ragatha often, they alwayss depict asss caretakr sso be cool too ssee othrr way around!! alsso interessting to ssee dynamic with ssmall with memory problemss (kinger) and a carktaker have to deal with that!! 🤔🤔

and wuth ragatha i jusst want her to be able to be ssmall cuss theyr alwayss make her the mom whivh is silly.

alsso be cool to ssee more zooble agere in general...ALSSO ....queenie....:3 <3 heart queenie yay!!!

thsn with hh i think. id wanna ssee ssmall hussk and alsso charlie and al! ssmall hussk lil kity!!!! verg ssilly and would be eassily entertained, and i thinj ssmall al would be sososo ssleepy all yhe times forever. and charlie would be lile incredibles jackjack and wouls have people chassing after her all the timess XD.

cool to ssee ssmall charlie making vaggie take a "sspa day" or a makeoverss :] sso cute!! and i think angel would join in too <3. and i think caretakrr nifty wpuld be soso cool too cuss sshed be very helpful and eassy ti play with for ssmaller babss :D.

alsso wanna see alss mom take care him while regresssed...very neat :]. OH OH or husk.. would be sillie. hed hate it though HAHA. can alsso imagine charlie or vox caretaking ssmall al hehe. alsso. ssmall rossie and ssmall al playdate :].

i could probably keep talking more ideass but i am alsso sosososoossos ssleepy so im. ssleepying woooooo

#h #worzst sspellingd ever sshhhh itz like 3am😭😭

[gluttonous-hoards-archived]

"My, my. Aren't you a cute little thaumaturge~ I don't get many of you here, let alone onesss as plump asss you~ Hm hm hm. Don't worry, things won't hurt a bit for you~" It would seem that Seldi had found herself the first meal of her day, as a thaumaturge had attempted to sneak around her towards the giant pile of treasures. However, what they didn't account for, was her long tail having wrapped around them as they tried to grab all of the gold that they could.

Now, here they were, staring into Seldi's gaping maw as she used her tail to lift them up with ease, dangling the 'poor thing' for a moment before everything would go dark for them.

Meanwhile, Seldi was more than busy toying with the pudge and flab on the thaumaturge's body, feeling about them for everything they had hidden on their person as they slowly slid down. It wouldn't do if she were eat any of her precious Airei's treasure, no no. Besides, it had the added effect of feeling the thaumaturge wiggle and squirm about, struggling in the futile effort to escape her. Especially with their compressed shoulders now pinning their arms against their sides.

However, once she had retrieved everything from their person, and had taken even the extra items off of them that had brought in the first place, she began to swallow and push them down to bring them to her stomach faster. Using her tongue to play with their navel, toying with their sex and their anus. Everything that she could to make them wiggle and squirm and shake as the realized their doom was sealed the moment she had them.

It wouldn't take much longer until they had fully slid their way down into her stomach, where she would then set about her day slithering around the cache, all the while her stomach stretched with the form of the person's failed attempts to struggle their way out. It would be a couple hours until all efforts finally ceased, but until then? Seldi would enjoy the activity as she worked about cleaning and polishing treasures sullied by the caster's hands.

#ic #seldi #just a drabble #v//ore

[lovers-friends-foes]

I made this blog that no one follows as a place to collect all my dreams. Before I could come out, I came here to reblog and collect a figment of what I wanted my life to become when I could finally be free. It was a portrait of hope. Now all these years later, I made it. I’m 3 gay relationships in, and it just keeps getting better. So here, to give back the hope I stole, is the life I made, the gay fever dream made manifest of a little boy from rural America who’s now gay in Scotland.

so please enjoy these cute pictures of my ex and i before i delete his asss because i hate him, that liar, but also damn we had some cute moments. we broke up like 2 months ago, but i watched heartstopper and now i’m like ok i need to contribute some cute gay content to the world

#gay #gay boy #gay love #gay couples #gay kiss #gayguy #gayboy #gays #lgbtq positivity #lgbt #queer love #queer #outdoorgay #heartstopper #gayboys #scotland #hiking #lgbtlove