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WHY AREN’T THERE ANY GOOD TAYLOR SWIFT X FEM READER FANFICS???? PLEASE SOMEONE FEED ME
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underthestarlitsky · 1 year
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going to be mean and blunt about the robins rq
dick: the First one. you can dress it up as whatever as him being a minority him being a marysue wunderkind him having eldest daughter syndrome whatever whatever idc his value is inherent in being the first one. he’s my favorite but he’s the first and that’s what he brings to the table. literally every part of his character is just the idea of the The First One amplified. they could write him out of the dc story they could ! but it’s not his flexibility as a person/character that keeps him relevant it’s because he sets the tone always. everyone else gets to be different because he set the standard first and it’s BECAUSE he came first that he’s written like this.
jason: the Dead one. stephanie’s dead too, you say. god i wish DC would acknowledge that, i reply. death arcs are sexy and cool and put everyone else in the wrong because dying and coming back makes you the ultimate object of pity. unfortunately dc found jason so boring that somehow even with a death arc as his only personality trait his run was so boring without other characters they had to shut him down at 50 issues
tim: the Boring one. this post was actually motivated by seeing a post that tried to make tim interesting and i would just like to say: stop. there is nothing fundamentally unique or likable about him. name one thing tim has going for him i’m begging you…smarts? dick is smarter*. skills? damian’s been training since birth**. strength? jason is 6 2”. humor? stephanie literally slapped batman. initiative? duke started a robin collective WITHOUT walking up to a dude and saying “hey remember when ur parents died ! sucked for me tbh” PLEASE. “oh but he’s the relatable one :(((!” i hate to break it to you but if you relate to tim you’re probably just as boring and no one’s told you yet. consider this your wakeup call. now try to imagine a world without him. you can’t because DC won’t stop putting him in things. it’s killing me
stephanie: the Girl one. white and blonde and the target of every horrific Women As A Cautionary Tale storyline in the batman universe ever. because she already has MAJOR diversity points for being female in the robin costume, the writers and the fandom decided to ransack her character for things to beef up tim’s disgustingly sparse resume with. this has left behind a Girl Best Friend Doll in purple with a drawstring in her back to let her say unfunny one-liners and the words “We Can Do It!” © Rosie the Riveter
Damian: the Exotic one. god forbid we have one story that does not involve his Evil Heritage and Evil Family. where are he talia and ras from again? the Mystical Orient, did you say? come again? oh, you mean the [unspecified landmass] of the Savages who Must Be Converted To The American Values of Apple Pie and Bravery? everything about damian has to tie back to his exoticism, his temperament his weaponry his fucking dialogue (and like the vernacular (separate story) that he’s given that conflates east + antiquation -> to imply backwardness) of it establishes him as the Other and makes it the conflict all the time. you don’t see tim’s white people manners learned from his mother being an issue to overcome do you
Duke: the New one. technically not even robin to begin with, thank GOD because while it would be sweet to see a younger duke maybe have been a robin it would have come at the expense of his family, AND ON THAT NOTE in fanon it constantly does??? the guy is Batfamily but he has his own cast (and that’s how you create a HeroProtagonist in the dcverse) and he was established as an outside individual a la Kate or Dick (90s). try and respect that
there’s no point to this btw. but i said what i said
*babs is not mentioned because she’s not a robin
**cass, again, not mentioned because she’s not a robin
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raspberry-crepe · 1 year
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i'd rather NOT xoxo
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frownyalfred · 1 month
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hate on it if you will, but BVS had Batman 1) insulting Superman to his face without hesitation 2) breaking a sink over Superman’s head and proceeding to curb stomp him Gotham style and 3) blaming Superman for the in-universe equivalent of 9/11 and kinda being right about it
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taylorshope · 3 months
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"We need more complex female characters" Y'all couldn't even handle her
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dawn-the-rithmatist · 10 months
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Begging people to stop moralizing reactions to the titanic-submarine thing. People can have compassion and think that it's horrible for people to die like this, and at the same time be pissed that we live in a world where a bunch of billionaires can pay 250k each to go to a mass grave and get more media attention than humanitarian crises.
Empathy is not the same thing as sucking the capitalist dick, and being furious about what's happening and what it says about our society does not make you a heartless monster. You can see the horror and the irony and the injustice simultaneously! People are multidimensional like that.
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userchappell · 2 years
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oh boy, do i love the irony in this
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deconstructthesoup · 16 days
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BOBBY DAWN????
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BOBBY DAWN GOD DAMN FOOL SOL WORSHIPPING CORN EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT CLERIC OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING BOBBY DAWN
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BOBBY DAWN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP RULES JUST LET KRISTEN PASS IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME ONLY SEEN HIS FACE IN THE ART AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
If I wanted to get into Heaven and Helio said that Bobby Dawn's waiting inside I would piss on Helio's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
If I have to deal with Bobby Dawn speaking one more word in person on voice in the episode not only will I close the tab I will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all of the times when he is mentioned or alive
I don't even know why I hate him so much. He's just a cleric of Sol but I am just mad because I am angy
He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this because if it turns out he's just a self-righteous shithead who likes Sol so he can be a total control freak I'll go ham
BETTER have heard Sol make him kill a man cuz if he didn't I'm gonna make him
paypal.com/IfuckinghateBobbyDawn
Episode's barely even about him. Brief scene where he failed Kristen and acted like a total dick and I lost it
Where the fuck is Bobby Dawn if he's still alive I'm going to so deeply wish he wasn't
Crusty old man
I'll punch Bobby and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one final sermon he kept with him at all times simply entitled "Now You Fucked Up" in ancient Solicean
I'm not breathing I'm hyperventilating at this point
I hope there's a date given for when Bobby Dawn died or will die so I can make a reminder on my phone
Every day once a year I will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true beliefs
(I'm sorry I had to)
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ace-no-isha · 1 year
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i miss luffy. the concept of freedom embodied as a person makes me grieve my life a little LMFAO. he is everything to me. he is my dreams as a person. completely free and changing the world. everything i want to be so bad. i adore him. he is a thousand suns to me in his brilliance. id burn the world down for a hug from him. i would do unspeakable things for a taste of the freedom he lives. i miss him. i wish i could reread one piece for the first time again. the joy and grief and anger of that story all over again that makes me feel alive. i want to feel alive like luffy does. stubborn in his place on this earth because he’s got dreams that are worth everything, but also completely content with dying in the process of reaching his dream. and yet still, he refuses to die because it means he can’t protect the ones he loves. he will shave off years of his life if it buys you a second more. he is so fucking selfless in his selfish way of living. he is my everything.
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clockwards · 1 year
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don't know where the post is about people saying buffy and spike are just having casual sex in s6 but im shaking hands with op arguing against it. listen.
spike and buffy are the LEAST CASUAL PEOPLE ALIVE. it does not matter what they do or say, these fuckers constantly have to be as emotionally charged as possible. their first (actual) kiss is literally set up as the most cinematically theatrical romance. the curtains close on a kiss. buffy has such severe guilt/internal debate over her relationship with him because she knows it's not just sex, it's not just physical. we all know they're shadows of each other, destined and doomed, yadda yadda yadda, but more importantly they know it!! as soon as spike admits he's in love with her he does nothing to dissuade the idea. also the doublemeat palace episode. him fully saying he would support her and it hitting her so hard she tears up. she knows. she knows he would and she knows what it would mean to accept. i don't even remember the point of this post i'm just feeling crazy about them. spike who she trusts with dawn (an externalised manifestation of the purest part of her) and spike who trusts her with his soul. what about anything these two do is casual. buffy grins after sex in s6e13 (that whole post sex scene is so important to me they're so insane). and anyway the most important trait about buffy is that she's a liar and she will lie about how she feels at all times to satisfy the moral compass she presumes everyone around her wants her to adhere to. also tara and buffy's friendship is really important to me. i swear that's relevant. okay bye
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andytr-dream · 17 days
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Okey so IAM FRICKINGGG MAD
Spoilerrrrrrrr from Twisted Wonderland
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So why the fffffdd
Do they do this
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All of the parents look great all of the except one pair ONE MOTHER FRICKING PAIR YOU WANA GUESS WICH ONEEEEEEE
Yheaaa you know the one
Why is IN THE EVER LOVING GOD SILVER AND THE KNIGHT OF DAWN JUST SO SO UNORIGINAL LIKE WTFFFD
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All of the other ones look so unique ( and I am missing the grandma from epel and even fricking checka, and Jamil sister) like all original designs to inspire the variety of family traits and yes all of them have similarity beacuse they are FAMILY, BUT COME ONE THIS IS PLAIN COMPY PASTE WTFF EVEN HIS UGLY UNCLE HAS AN ORIGINAL DESIGN UGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I AM done having silver being the low low bottom of this frickong Fandom, and you are gona say but "Lilia is his father too" well yhea but he is also the father to Malleus an they gave him a gorgeous mother, ( no offense to Silver design he is ma baby princess he is perfect and beauty). What i wanted is his father to have at least make the design a little bit different I know you have the capacity like look at all of this family. Just make him.blonde and longer hair is like so weak, because you know what SILVER WAS ORIGINALLY BLONDE SO IN REALITY THEY WOULD BE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON AND SPRITE, SO GET TO WORK DISNEY LIKE COME ONE GET REALL YOU LAZY FRICKS !!!!!!!!#$@$@
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There's plenty taylor swift x fem reader fanfics in wattpad though!! Definitely worth reading
Ikkk but all I can find is imagines or one-shots, I want a series😭
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underthestarlitsky · 1 year
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kanej in the books is intoxicating to begin with but kanej in the show no matter how rushed it was on inej’s end (which i am actually very upset about, but i think i would’ve been next level horrified if they showed even the public menagerie scenes on the show) is so delicious on another level because. because because they had to rush it which means kaz is more empathetic from the jump (second season) which is makes it all the more sympathetic. with soc you spend most of it being like augh this kaz dude! what a jerk! even though he’s traumatized the audience still very justifiably doesn’t HAVE to love him. but freddy carters kaz is just a lot softer to begin with and like constant care that he has for her even before she realizes he has feelings for her is next level insane. just like…in a world where you always have to look out for number one…he still looks out for her all the damn time. it’s like insane. it makes him a much more sympathetic figure than book kaz which is in its own way delightful because we get to see inej make her own choices and kaz try in his own to way to make sure she gets to make those choices…just delicious
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raspberry-crepe · 1 year
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i
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TAKE THIS ANYMORE
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justreadertings · 1 year
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can we please talk about how important Rowan’s trauma is to not only the book series in general, but also his character and his relationship with Aelin? Like he is actually a very sentimental man. He is so traumatized by what happened to his family that we have this person who wants to remember all the good moments with her, with his friends. Yes, his trauma hardened him, and he cut himself off from those people because of his pain, but once he and Aelin realized through each other that they could enjoy life beyond the pain they once experienced, we see how much he values the people in his life. Like he is wise, and caring, and has so much infinite love that he never got to share with the people he lost. Yes, he would literally do anything for Aelin, but he also loves his friends, he cares about the world, and Aelin heightens that for him. Aelin brought him back to life just as much as he did for her. Because he got to see himself as a friend again, a person who can make a difference in the world. He has so much compassion, and I literally cannot stop thinking about how much he gained after Aelin made him see how the world could be. He saw himself as a good man again. I am so emotional about Rowan Whitethorn I can’t. Ok rant over I just love him. 
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pzyii · 6 months
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i love dawn and willows relationship like- so much. So honestly one of the things i spend most time thinking about is like times theyve bonded in the fake memories.
you want examples? well, i will provide:
the first time they met. willow is over at buffys house for the first time. she has no clue buffy has a sister cause buffys embarrassed. dawn has heard all about willow cause buffy thinks willow is fucking awsome. dawn pretty instanly very much agrees. Willow eats dinner at the summers, the whole family is bickering and apologises for it but willow being used to quiet and cold or just lonley dinners adores it.
Halloween in s2. Joyce is out of town (like in canon) and buffy sure as hell doesnt want to take dawn. and joyce doesnt want her with a stranger so willow offers to take her with the rest of her kids. Dawn who hasnt hit her growth spurt can wear the same costume as last year(a witch) and stays herself the whole night. When willow leaves the group to talk to giles she puts dawn in charge to make sure no one gets themselves or anyone else killed, her included. cause with slayer princess, shooty xander and cordelia, shes the most reliable and she knows dawn can be responsible if it calls for it, sometimes. Dawn loves willow more than ever and when its all over she quietly admits she was terrified and willow says she did wonderfully.
the end of s2. dawn is staying over at the hospital while willow is in her coma (and that way misses buffy and joyces fight). Shes as terrified as the rest. shes there when willow does her first spell, she thinks its so much cooler than being a slayer.
between season 2 and 3. joyce is depressed and spending alomst all her time looking for buffy. willow is guilty cause she thinks she failed the soul spell, and therefore caused buffy running away. she comes over with cookies and realises dawn is kinda being neglected, so she offers to babysit. Joyce appreciates it a lot. willow thinks its nice too, takes her mind of her guilt and this way she can get out of her empty house and almost pretend she has a family.(she does, the scoobies, dawn and joyce included, but like yk what i mean, normal family)
gingerbread. MOO never tried to kill dawn but they stopped her from interfering and kept her close saying stuff like "were doing this for you, the children". She doesnt talk to her mom to at least a week and when she bumps into Sheila in the street she spits on her.
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