#dilf!sirius

[arliedraws]

80s dad sirius black

@impishtubist I think this is some of the things that were mentioned, but he’s grown the 80s mustache.

#did a little research to find that the term ‘milf’ was used as early as 1992 #so who knows #maybe they were saying dilf in 1987 #sirius black #harry potter #dadfoot #good godfather sirius black #my art

[swiftiereg]

Rest in Peace Regulus Arcturus Black you would’ve had the absolute best Twink to DILF character development.

#regulus black #DILF Regulus Black #Twink Regulus Black #james potter #jegulus #marauders #slytherin skittles #pandora lovegood #sirius black #dorcas meadowes #barty crouch junior #evan rosier

[yuuuu16]

“baby do you think about the past? do you wonder if every stupid little thing has led us to this?” — moony and padfoot somewhere back in ‘95

#wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #artists on tumblr #marauders #procreate #illustration #fanart #my art #dilf wolfstar #they got married and got to grow old together okay ;;;;;;

[solitaire-sol]

Daily Prongsfoot Thought 010

James spends a good chunk of his life not fully understanding how hot he is. I know, that sounds impossible, but consider: He’s spent as much of his life as possible, from age 11 on, with Sirius Black. It’s not like James thinks he’s hideous or something, he knows he was a cute kid, but 11-year-old Sirius Black looked like one of Effie’s china dolls that she kept out of reach once James started walking (and had to repair anyway because, well, James). Once a few years passed, it was impossible to notice that Sirius was already eye-catching, though his early height and generally cool-towards/others attitude meant he was never the type adults cooed over (unlike bright-eyed James, with his big grin). And once puberty kicked in? I mean, James might wear glasses but he isn’t blind.

This never bothered James, though; on the contrary, he was proud! Look at how amazing his best friend is! Damn straight everyone stared when they walked into the Yule Ball! James has no idea that people were also staring at him, because… Well, why would you ever look at anything else when Sirius Black is standing there, all sleek and regal? James is so used to automatically looking to Sirius, often to the exclusion of others, that it seems natural for people to do so, too.

When they finally get together, James will finally experience self-consciousness for the first time in his life, and Sirius will be utterly bewildered to realize what and why. The problem is solved when Sirius resolves to spend the rest of their life telling James how much he loves his toned build, his flyaway hair, his hazel eyes that turn gold in the light, the strong line of his jaw, that firm yet eminently squeezable ass, the way James’ mouth curves into a pout or a smile and shapes itself around Sirius’—

Sirius appreciates every part of James, is what I’m saying, and James returns the sentiment, and honestly, they’re both pretty ridiculous about it well into their sunset years, wrinkles and graying hair and all.

#prongsfoot #bambibelle #james potter x sirius black #sirius black x james potter #jirius #sbjp #daily prongsfoot #and yes they live to a ripe old age whatever that is for magic folk #prongsfoot dilfs and then prongsfoot silver foxes #horrifying their kids and grandkids with their pda #but the partners of said kids and grandkids think it’s sweet

[sexymoonmansslut]

sketch dump :))

aka a bunch of jegulus bc i love them

also yes harry is jegulus’ kid. i’ll say it for teddy and ill say it for harry. they are wizards. they can have bio children. (i love lily do not take it the wrong way pls)

#harry is jegulus’ kid #i don’t make the rules #but i do #thank you #anyways #dilf james potter hehe #jegulus my loves #wolfstar for the soul at the end there #it was needed #regulus being flustered is canon #matching necklaces hehe #marauders #dead gay wizards #fanart #digital art #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

happy birthday jamie!

u would be so old by now but u would have aged like the finest wine ever made

forever a dilf!!!

#forever a dilf #we love u jamie #the marauders #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #fuck jkr #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #jegulus #starchaser #happy birthday

[julianblackthornspancakes]

I just know that James Potter would have been such a soccer mom. Who’s the guy passing out juice boxes to the little-league quidditch team? Oh, that’s Harry’s dad. He tried to buy a minivan but his wife wouldn’t let him get a muggle drivers license.

#James potter #lily evans #lily potter #Harry Potter #Sirius black #remus lupin #jily #james and lily #hogwarts #quidditch #dilf James potter #wolfstar #mauraders

[littleliterarylesbian]

Currently writing vampire porn and having a blast instead of what i'm supposed to actually be writing, here's a snippet!!

Regulus crosses his arm, and says, out loud, "You left me at the bar." He hears a small, sharp inhale, and someone's heart rate pick up, and when he turns to who is in front of him, it doesn't take a genius to figure out which of the two it is. Regulus has no interest in the one who Sirius has been all but rutting against like a dog to state his intentions, and he's not paying attention to Regulus either, instead focused on how Sirius stepped closer and has almost shielded him from Regulus. No, those noises have come from the one who caught his eye, Regulus flicks his eyes over for a second and Sirius relaxes, understanding the game now that Regulus has, at least to him, made his intentions clear. "I wouldn't say that, you were the one getting chatted up." "You were the one who dragged me here in the first place." Regulus sways slightly closer to his brother, closer to the man, as they bicker and hear can hear how the man gulps as Regulus sets himself up to be at the perfect angle for the other to look down his shirt. He glances up slightly and finds that his target is much better close up, messy hair with a few streaks of grey, glasses perched on a strong wide nose, and a pair of lips that Regulus can't describe in any other way then by how much he want them on him. The man smiles, wide and full of teeth, and when he talks Regulus rubs his thighs together subtly. "And who might you be?" Deep, but calming and Regulus wants to see how it sounds when it cracks with pleasure. Sirius sighs, rolling his eyes "This is Reggie, my little brother." "Regulus." He corrects. He hates that nickname. Regulus watches as the man Sirius draped himself over frowns and sniffs Sirius' hair. Predictably, his brother giggles.

#u guys remember that vamp reg x DILF james post i made? #yeah it's finally being written #marauders era #marauders #harry potter #dead gay wizards #dead wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #harry potter marauders #black brothers #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #wolfstar

[softbirdieokay]

Jegulus fic idea where Regulus used to sneak out of his parent’s house to a ballet studio. He harbored a secret passion for dancing, which Sirius knew about and helped him pursue.

But, eventually, his parents find out and Orion shatters his leg, leaving Regulus with a lifelong limp and the inability to pursue his dreams.

Regulus and Sirius get out of the house, but Reggie pushes everyone away.

Years later, Regulus is teaching ballet to little kids, when a familiar looking boy stumbles into the studio, tugging his single dad behind him.

“So, this is where you ended up,” James said, a wry grin on his face. His eyes still crinkled in the corners, just like Regulus remembered.

Regulus glared. “What’s it to you?”

James leveled him with a look that shook Regulus. “Don’t be that way, love.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Then what should I call you?”

Regulus looked him up and down before turning to the group of children. “Class,” he said, strutting across the floor. “My name is Monsieur Black. Répétez. Monsieur Black.”

The children echoed his name and Regulus cut his eyes at James, barely holding back a blush when the infuriating man grinned.

#someone please write this #it cannot be me #ballerina regulus #dilf james #jegulus fic idea #jegulus #starchaser #james x regulus #james potter #harry potter #regulus black #sirius and regulus #sirius black #walburga's a+ parenting #marauders #jegulus au

[robarazzii]

baker!james that makes fresh pastries for his weekly sunday brunch. He even makes his own jams!

He gets up at the crack of dawn and prepares bowls of fruit, bagels, croissants, cinnamon rolls and more.

All the marauders show up remus and sirius with their daughter, peter with his shy fiancé as well as effy and monty because they know how happy jamie gets when his family is all together.

Jamie lets his own babies decorate the table while reader gets to sleep in because although james knows she’s the most beautiful girl in the galaxy she insists she needs her beauty sleep and he’d never deny her that.

#marauders #james potter #marauders era #marauders fluff #james potter fluff #james potter headcanon #marauders headcanon #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter x reader #james potter is an angel #james potter x y/n #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #baker!james #dilf!james potter #daddy james potter #robarazzii says

[ddejavvu]

always waiting for dilf!roomates!wolfstar with dinner ready when they come home after a long day of work and them appreciating it and rewarding you <333 treating u like a pretty little housewife

did i ever tell you i owe you my life.. i think remus works from home as an author so he's holed up in his office all day and you're cooking them a big yummy dinner and sirius gets home from his job as a mechanic with grease all over him and he tugs you in by the waist to kiss you and he gets oil on your pretty dress but it's okay!! remus knows how to get it out!! you hand it off to him after dinner and he chides sirius for being too grabby </3

#poly!dilf!roommate!wolfstar #wolfstar x reader #remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #sirius black #sirius black x reader

[arliedraws]

I’m working so hard to make dilf sirius more popular, and with your donation, we can make this dream come true. For just 10 cents a day, you can make hairy, farsighted sirius black a reality for depressed weirdos all over the world. Wouldn’t YOU like to see sirius black fall asleep in an easy chair and give a startled grunt when he wakes up? Please call now!!!

#sirius black #if you need reading glasses it means you’re farsighted right? #also he’s a dilf at age 36 albeit a young dilf #i am only a few years younger so I refuse to call him old

[carlav-blogs]

Harry’s Dads Have Got it Going On Drawn for the @siriusblackfest​ 2022

DILF Wolfstarbucks walking with their adorable kids through Kings Cross Station while everyone check them out, and Harry is embarrassed.

AO3

-check out the fic that goes along with the art by @siriuslythatbitch for all our unhinged Wolfstsrbucks headcanons

#carlav.art-blogs #harry potter #Sirius black #James potter #Teddy lupin #Remus lupin #wolfstarbucks #sirius black fest #dilf wolfstarbucks #look at them #James button that fucking shirt #Teddy my precious darling

[yuuuu16]

“well, you’re dirty and sweet, clad in black, don’t look back and i love you” — some more DILF wolfstar when remus actually listens to his attention seeking husband

#artists on tumblr #procreate #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders #wolfstar #fanart #marauders fanart #illustration #padfoot #moony #dilf wolfstar #my art #sirius is a menace but remus loves him 🥺🥺 #they lived etc!!!!!! #HUSBANDS!!!!!!!

[evstellae]

happy birthday to my gf with psychological problems (sirius black)

#it’s a shame he died at 36 #he never got to become a dilf #he would love it #sirius black #marauders era #the marauders #marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black

[heartofspells]

Can we talk about dilf Sirius for a while? Is...anyone up for that? I'm just thinking about him a lot today, so...

#shh i'm meant to be writing and not distracting myself #but the brain is intently focused and i can't be bothered to redirect it #so #dilf sirius? #anyone? #sirius black #as a dilf #yes