BOOK 7 PART 6 BEGINS WITH A MAP SEGMENT AND ROLLO IS AN OPTION... YOU CAN JUST DRAG HIM INTO THIS HOT DUMPSTER FIRE OF A MESS yes, I know you don't literally drag all these other characters with us into this but let me have this 💀
COULD YOU IMAGINE???? ?? ? ?????? ? ?? ????? ? ?? Bro would be a traitor in our midst, pretend to turn over a new leaf, offer to carry Tamago-sama, then try to mcmurder Malleus still in the egg himself... He doesn't care if it's a dream, IT'S STILL AN OPPORTUNITY TO VENT and he'll just take this all as further proof that Malleus Draconia needs to be obliterated—
Crack theory: Since Netflix was determined to nail the “One Piece” live action adaptation, they wanted to make sure they hit all the necessary anime-isms (crazy fight scenes, strange hair, power of friendship, etc). However, when Netflix realized that gratuitous fanservice is also an anime-ism, they realized that they needed to tread lightly to avoid backlash and accusations of misogyny from general audiences. So, Netflix decided to give us fanservice with a character that won’t generate any controversy.
I'm just absolutely insane about android's sensors, I want to dissect them and understand how they process data, what kind of sensor do they have. I can guess, yes, but I want to know. Zlatvko pipeline
Big bad sexy Melkor steps out of the shadows, saunters over to a nervous little Mairon and reaches out to touch his cheek, whispering, "I've watched you for a long time now, little one, and couldn't resist your beauty anymore... why don't you meet me outside Almaren at midnight so I can show you everything I can give to you if you agree to be mine...", while leaning in to let his cold breath tickle the shy Maia's ear. Unable to get a word out and blushing so brightly that he outshines the furnace behind him, Mairon barely manages a nod and receives a pleased smirk in return
Alternative seduction of Mairon:
A very nervous Melkor teleports right into the doorway, only to hit his head because he miscalculated, nearly falls over his own feet, smiles awkwardly and leans against the nearest workbench in a desperate attempt to look cool. "So, uh..." he starts, nervously glancing at some smudged writing on his wrist, "I, uh, think you're really pretty and was wondering if you'd... um... like to talk about power and... stuff... sometime..." and then Mairon walks over with the sexiest, sassiest hip swing the poor dork lord has ever seen, causing him to sweat profusely, stands in front of him, grabs himself a handful of Vala ass and says, "Make it a date and I'm in, babygirl"
Can't wait for Matt Mercer to completely ruin Emily Axford with his wondeful NPCs, his beautiful world building and his ability to turn every joke into a brilliant character moment. He is going to make her cry for sure!
Maybe Matthew just has a problem with trans people and vehicles. Maybe we should help him overcome this fear by renting a bus, and maybe all getting matching t-shirts.
you know the ship is iconic when an official band (with 6M spotify users and 143K Instagram followers) makes an edit of your ship to promote their song
So when will Jim Henson Company gain their own suspiciously wealthy patron who can single handedly fund all Dark Crystal projects like the second season of Age of Resistance no questions asked? 😇
After Ahsoka episode 5, I’m fully convinced now that the reason why Mandalorian season 3 was so mediocre was that Dave Filoni put all his attention towards Ahsoka. Then when it came time to write the story for Mando S3, he just told Jon Favreau and the writers, “Look, all that needs to happen is that Mandalore is restored at the end. Just come up with some shit that happens in-between and we’ll be good”.
All jokes aside, if we're talking about "deserving to win" the obvious answer is Marceline, because before reading homestuck I almost never saw it around, while Adventure Time is simply iconic, and permeated into a lot of how people drew during the time of its airing, especially among other fandoms
Like, whenever I go through old homestuck blogs I can clearly see "oh yeah, this person was a huge Adventure Time fan"
Marceline is literally in Homestuck, being "posted" by the tumblr character