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patches4thechaos · 2 months
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doodle on honor of Yoda desperately trying to not train Luke, even though Obi-wan's very tired force ghost pleaded.
Sorry for the sudden star wars post, I was watching the empire strikes back and that scene made me giggle for too long
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jaded-of-mara · 1 year
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dailydragon08 · 9 months
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Why do I feel like Anakin and Padmé both had some INCREDIBLE puppy eyes
Rex: no, sir, we can’t do this maneuver, it’s too—
Anakin: 🥺
Rex:…r-risky…and um, Master Kenobi said…
Anakin: 🥺
Rex:…n-not t-to—
Anakin: 🥺
Rex: *sigh* all right FINE
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Some other senator: I’m truly sorry, Senator Amidala, but this policy is just too—
Padmé: 🥺
Senator: it’s too…I don’t think I can s-support…um…
Padmé: 🥺
Senator: DAMMIT FINE
And they both passed it onto the twins, so:
Han: no
Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺
Han: n-no…stop that
Luke & Leia: 🥺🥺
Han: Chewie, back me up h—
Chewie: *sad Wookiee noises* ☹️
Han: FUCK’S SAKE
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apocalyp-tech-a · 2 months
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There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead! TECH LIVES!!!
@eclec-tech 😂 @allmytechlivesandBBmutuals
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wormiemybeloved · 11 months
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This is the cutest ever ❤️
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kyber-collector · 10 months
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Hello and welcome to the first episode of:
My Best Friend Who Has Never Seen Star Wars Rates And Names Star Wars Men.
Today I had her rate the members of the Bad Batch.
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dathomirdumpsterfire · 4 months
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jesmoralescreations · 6 months
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walkawaytall · 8 months
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Star Wars OT and text posts (1000% inspired by the selection of text posts found on this Pride and Prejudice post)
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troythecatfish · 9 days
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After Ahsoka episode 5, I’m fully convinced now that the reason why Mandalorian season 3 was so mediocre was that Dave Filoni put all his attention towards Ahsoka. Then when it came time to write the story for Mando S3, he just told Jon Favreau and the writers, “Look, all that needs to happen is that Mandalore is restored at the end. Just come up with some shit that happens in-between and we’ll be good”.
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dailydragon08 · 6 months
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I promise I’m going to get to my asks soon, but in the meantime, enjoy this brainrot.
Luke: sneaking around Bespin in ESB
Luke: 🎶 I’m an internationaaalll…superspyyyyy… 🎶 *pops out from around a corner* ✨ SUPERSPYYYYYYY ✨
Leia: NO LUKE ITS A TRAP
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apocalyp-tech-a · 5 months
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Please enjoy this old and ridiculous meme I made that I found in my folder and forgot to post back when Season 2 ended. Too bad I didn't see it in October. 😆
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ewokmurderbear · 8 months
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his padawan and grand padawan: fighting for training or something but for SOME REASON anakin has gotta go FULL SITH MODE and probably scare the crap out ahsoka (idk i didnt really get it)
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aaand of course both of them are going full dramatic 0 efficiency mode for a good dIsPlaY and poor obi-wan's ( and cody hes tired of skywalker bs) just watching from beyond like:
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abyssinspace · 1 year
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Obi-wan: Violence isn't the answer.
Anakin : You’re right.
Obi-wan: *sighs in relief*
Anakin : Violence is a question.
Obi-wan: What?
Anakin, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Obi-wan, running after him: NO-
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clonedadplo · 1 year
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So. I'd just like to start with I'm sorry. ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ
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I saw this series of shit posts and literally could not help myself from shit posting as well. Just. I'm sorry.
More on this tomorrow because my sister's reaction to this song was hysterical.
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