#don't smoke guys

[beatlemaniac00]

#don't smoke guys #but if you do #at least be sexy about it x #the beatles #paul mccarntey #60s #classic rock #moodboard #previous post gave me inspo cause damnnn

[fromagony]

chris: ✨DONT SMOKE✨

me lighting another cig: you know what you're right

@godsofwoes

#don't SMOKE guys #chris tag

[myheadisemptyffonly]

James: So then the guy says to the housekeeper "Make sure he's dead". Stop me if you've heard this.

Marlene: Would've been nice 27 minutes ago.

James: the housekeeper says "we don't have a pool" and the guys says-

Dumbledore: Good morning, Hogwarts. Just a reminder, our school choir will present their christmas recital tomorrow. Let's show our support to them.

James: Great, now I gotta start the whole joke over again. Okay so this-

Remus: No, I've got one for you. A jock four eyes walks into a bar, tells a stupid joke and I crush his windpipe with my bare hands.

Peter: I don't get it.

Sirius: Remus' giving up cigarettes.

Remus: Don't tell. I'll slap that look off your pointy face.

Sirius: I'm saying this because I care and you're my boyfriend. You need to star smoking again, I think you should.

Peter: it's a great idea.

James: All cool guys do it.

Marlene: You lose weight, your skin looks great.

#marauders #harry potter #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders headcanon #remus lupin incorrect quotes #i'm in my community era #community #don't smoke guys #or do it #marauders era #marlene mckinnon #wolfstar

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[userparamore]

#if smoking bad, why hot? 🧐

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE as CARMY the bear | 02.01

#no fr don't smoke guys #the bear #the bear fx #thebearedit #jeremy allen white #carmy berzatto #tvedit #cinematv #dailyflicks #userbbelcher #userkam #userrobin #userallisyn #useraurore #usergreta #usersameera #usergal #userstream #useranimusvox #*mygifs

[zivazivc]

the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦

If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...

P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls oc #les #hed #ex bandmates #my art #pop trolls curse in their kid friendly lingo but rock trolls curse normal-style #it's just facts #i don't think les is being honest about how much what floyd pulled really upset him #he is a victim of much abuse growing up and some shit fucks him up more than the regular person #but he also knows floyd had no malicious intent and is just a kid #so he rather bottles it up to not upset both of them even more #amazing coping and communication skills this one 🤙 #he is trying his best tho #i can't tell if you guys can tell but he's basking in the sun in that one panel #trolls comic #this was a really fun way to explore les's character and their dynamic #also les and hed's dynamic #trigger warnings: #tw alcohol #tw smoking #les gives life advice then offers cigarettes uwu #also you know this dude's hair smells horrible if he stores cigarettes and koosh in there ksjfbsdkc

[2hoothoots]

(photographer voice) "okay, now let's do one where canon events play out slightly differently and everyone ends up in a significantly worse place because of it"

here's an au of an au because i have issues watched the genghis khan music video one too many times. lore dump + crops/bonus art below

Due to an unfortunate combination of chance factors, Razputin Aquato arrives at Whispering Rock one day late.

He finds the camp a ghost town. The campers are stumbling around, brainless; the counsellors, nowhere to be found. Ford doesn’t know what to make of this kid showing up out of nowhere – but he’s got promise, and with Sasha and Milla out of action, he’s their best hope. He gives Raz a crash course in what he needs to know, and sends him out across the lake.

Raz pulls through, against all odds. But he never gets the starstruck meeting with his heroes Sasha and Milla that he’d been hoping for; never gets to bond with Lili, or any of the other campers. It’s a harrowing and lonely experience for him, but one that ties a burning knot of resolve in his chest. If he works hard, he can be a Psychonaut just like he dreamed. He can save people.

When the alert comes through from Headquarters that Grand Head Zanotto has been captured, Sasha and Milla scramble the jet with Lili on board. They don’t bring Raz along – Ford’s account of his accomplishments is impressive, but without seeing him in action themselves, neither agent is convinced to bring him along on the mission. Sasha invites him to next year’s session of the camp – after all, he clearly has promise, and the Psychonauts are always interested in nurturing young minds.

Raz returns to camp next year with something to prove. He throws himself into his studies with a single-minded dedication, sparing little time to interact with any of the other campers. This time, he’ll show them. He’ll show them all.

Sasha, Milla and Lili are unable to locate Truman in the Rhombus of Ruin. It ultimately takes a week to locate the Grand Head, following an anonymous tip-off (later found to have been planted by Nick). It takes six months for the ruse to be uncovered. Ultimately, Nick is unsuccessful in finding any clues to Maligula’s whereabouts. Lucrecia will pass a few years later, surrounded by a family that has no idea who she really is. Ford never remembers the truth, and when Razputin is fourteen, he takes the secret to his grave.

Truman’s brain spends almost seven months in a box, under poor conditions with insufficient oxygen. When it’s finally returned to his body, he’s not the same man he used to be. He quietly steps down as Grand Head of the organisation, and spends years of his retirement in intensive therapy.

Lili is heartbroken. Her faith in the Psychonauts is shattered. She never returns to Whispering Rock again. Over the years, she becomes more and more withdrawn; isolated from her peers, estranged from her mother, and struggling with her relationship with a father who on bad days can’t even remember her name. The bitterness grows day by day, blooming within her chest.

She’s sixteen the first time she's forced to turn her powers against another person. Even in his current state, her father has enemies – old foes the Psychonauts can’t (or won’t) protect him from. There’s a raid on her house, late at night. It’s only by chance that she’s still awake. She breaks two of the assailants’ bodies, and when she twists her hand, the plants in her father's greenhouse writhe under her command and rip the third one to pieces. It’s the last time that house ever feels like a home to her. She cuts ties with the Psychonauts entirely, and never looks back; the next time they hear of her, it's under a completely different name.

Dogen Boole never returns to Whispering Rock either. He’s thoroughly traumatized by the events at camp, and his parents refuse to send him back the following year. With nobody to help him learn to control or harness his powers, his episodes steadily become worse as he gets older. Although reluctant, his family is eventually forced to reach out to the Psychonauts to help. Compton is still a nervous recluse, and nobody else in the organisation is quite sure how to handle Dogen’s powers. He spends his teenage years in and out of psychoisolation, and is subjected to more and more intense experimentation in the name of “treatment”. Nothing works. In the end, all he has to show for it are the scars.

His helmet is the only thing he can rely on to stop him mulching the cranium of anyone in a fifty-foot radius. There’s no place for him in “normal” society. Just like Lili, he’s driven to become a villain by a combination of circumstances, trauma, and a bitter feeling of hurt and betrayal towards the Psychonauts.

Raz enters the intern program at thirteen, and quickly graduates to the rank of Junior Agent. The Psychonauts he finds waiting for him is undergoing a marked transition from the organization it used to be. Upon Ford’s passing, the only member of the old guard still around is Otto. Hollis is a Grand Head forced to prioritize efficiency in order to keep the Psychonauts afloat after numerous losses and funding cuts.

Raz enters a passionate, determined boy, remarkably talented but who struggles to connect with his peers. When he gets his promotion at eighteen, he’s the most decorated junior agent the organization has ever seen. At twenty-six, he’s in the prime of his career, honed by years of training into an efficient, meticulous, ruthless Psychonaut.

He’s the perfect agent. As far as he’s concerned, that’s all he needs to be.

under-the-cut bonus, here's some tighter crops on the art, and also a couple extra bits and pieces:

dogen's helmet seals up like a pillbug most of the time, to stop his powers from leaking out when he gets stressed. i couldn't find a way to work it into the art while still making clear that Hey It's Ya Boy, but i think it's a neat visual. the extra pic of lili was gonna be a mugshot - at first i was planning to composit her art into, like, a dossier/file, but i couldn't make it work in the end

#in this one everyone is sad and angsty. please clap #psychonauts #we're maintagging this one because i want everyone to see my edgy takes on these guys #future superstar agents au #BUT ALSO NOT #in my head i've been calling this one #villains au #which isn't very catchy but it works #i don't know if i'll ever actually do much with this one but i've been kicking ideas in my head about for ages #so i thought i should make a proper post about it #smoking /

[starbanmk]

roses/smoke

—

“He-” The door swung open, and the Reddoons from last night was suddenly in front of Ash, regarding him strangely. He looked from Ash's face, to his black eye (he didn't even seem sorry), to the bouquet of roses in Ash's arms. Red's unusually calloused hands came up to pluck the blunt from his lips as he exhaled a puff of smoke–

He was smoking. Idly, Ash noted the irony of it.

“It's you.” He said simply, raising an eyebrow.

Ash took in a breath, tasting the smoke from Red's cigarette as it dissipated into the atmosphere. “My name is–”

“Ash.” Reddoons narrowed his eyes. “I remember.”

There was an awkward lull of silence. Ashswagg found himself hating how this wasn't coming as easily as it had. He hated how different this Reddoons seemed to be from his own. He hated that he still loved him. He hated the entire multiverse.

“What do you want?” Red finally snapped. “What's with the roses?”

Ashswagg was a god. He wasn't made to be quiet. Still, he whispered. “They're for you.”

“I told you, last night.” Reddoons reiterated, beginning to close the door in Ash's face. “I'm not a rose guy.”

—

[end of part five]

#rosesandsmokeweek2024 #tw: smoking #swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #lsshipping #lifesteal smp #mcyt #lssmp #rocco art #rocco writing #guys you don't understand how excited i am for this #day one #ashswag fanart #reddoons fanart #rocco rosesandsmoke

[gongustheawsome01]

Been meaning to say this for a bit.. And now that I finally can I just want to say...

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!

Ever sense I was but a little Gongus my Mama and Papa and Brother and Dog and Parrot and Cat and Goldfish and Garbage Man all mocked me and told me. "GONGUS YOU WILL NEVER BE ANY GOOD AT DRAWING BIG BURLY ITALIAN WARIO LAND INSPIRED MEN WHO RUN FAST!" But I never gave up... And LOOK AT WHERE I AM TODAY!!

Heck even my old Pa even came around and got me some Chinese takeout ( my favorite! ) to celebrate!

SO I WANNA THANK ALL MY MUTUALS!! ( YES EVEN THE ONES I DON'T TALK TO MUCH YOU HELPED ME GET HERE TOO!! )

@jellazticious @zedortoo @whereismyhat5678 @the-little-knight @oddpizza @skeweredmaggot

MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS THAT I GET TO EAT GRASS WITH IN THE MEADOWS EVERYDAY!

@funnylittlegoober @therealmachiavelli123 @gabrielora @sosokittyplays @somegamer @number1princessdianafan

And despite what I may have said in the beginning.. Yes.. Even my family I have to thank.. INCLUDING @funnylittlegoober YET AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S THE GUY WHO TORMENTED ME WITH THE MR STICKS JERMA IMAGE GET HIM!!!!!!

#thank you for 100 followers #It actually means so much to me you all have no idea #if it weren't for some funny itialian.. Or for some funny weird guy.. Or for the british.. Well gee.. I don't know where I'd be.. #Probably homeless and well.. Smoking beers and communicating with rats to steal from the local bakers.. #also don't worry about my interests and where they're partying they're probably all off at a bar or something!

[tomwambsgans]

tomgreg is not "i could fix him" nor "i could make him worse" but "i could make him feel like a real person." from both ends.

#tomgreg #there is genuine incompleteness on either end without each other #i'm thinking nrpi and the mutual obsession and being (successfully) singularly inclined toward monetary success #EXCEPT in regards to each other #greg having only the most naive aspirations until he meets tom #tom having an essentially directionless desire to be a caretaker until he meets greg #i'm thinking of that one rebvilla tg art with the caption #'doderick fell from the fantasy doggy land and became a real boy in the arms of a guy named tom' #i'm thinking of how the last time greg smokes weed onscreen has him throw it away when tom shows up #how he first does coke. an upper. onscreen directly as tom shows up #tom wakes him up and guides him #greg gives him someone to guide #they're both sponges that soak each other up bc they were sorely missing something #the ethics of their behavior are besides the point #the point is that they cease to be performative about it. tom gets less conservative greg gets less liberal #bc both were masks that weren't necessarily real #'don't be an asshole greg you don't have PRINCIPLES' <- tom accurately calling greg out for being fake #i'm thinking we don't change minds. maybe we do change minds. #once again whether it's in the direction of being 'good' or 'bad' could not be FURTHER from the point #bc the human condition does not condern those things. LOVE does not concern those things. #they just push each other in the direction of being complete people. of being fucking real #mine

[geabool]

#my art #art #fanart #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #red guy #// smoking

[vivilingriphyn]

FrostFire amidst a clouded sky | Unveil

Since I've been delving into Ninjago more, and creating personal AUs, I've actually already written fanfics and have done art for em, but never getting to actually put em out since I haven't been motivated to write, continue the chapters, or feeling as if I'm holding the chapter back because of the art so i might as well post the art that I wasn't able to put out in ao3.

#jay #digital art #jay walker #ninjago #ninjago jay #kai #kai smith #ninjago kai #sketches #unfinished #art #since I don't think I'll posting a new chapter anytime soon I'll just pist these unfinished works here #and aaaye you guys get to see Kai in my style #smoking characters #Fanfic art #AU #Ninjago AU #lego ninjago #drawings #Plasma? #HMMMM

[somebodysleepy]

some aggie doodles with my friends in my friend dani’s server!!! ft me trying to see if i can properly emulate @colinthecomputer‘s style (at least for colin)

#dhmis #duck guy dhmis #red guy #red guy dhmis #yellow guy dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #colin the computer #sketchbook dhmis #meat man dhmis #tony the talking clock #dont come after me for meat man i havent drawn him in YEARS #smoking #just in case yknow? #my art

[mayasaura]

There's a weird kind of tension I feel being in the Locked Tomb fandom without being Christian. Especially having grown up in a heavily Christian part of the world, constantly surrounded by pressure to convert.

I don't only mean the constant low grade cultural pressure underpinning daily life, though I mean that too. I mean I get accosted in the street by missionaries. I mean I was first told I was going to hell when I was four years old, by a babysitter who would only let me watch Veggie Tales. I've had a man handing out leaflets follow me around attempting to lay his hands on my head or shoulders while reciting what I think a Catholic friend later told me was called the Sinner's Prayer, cajoling me to repeat after him. My grandfather died after being unable to find a support group that wasn't rooted in the christian faith, and didn't therefore require him to violate his religious beliefs.

Which is all taking the long way around to saying I don't really vibe heavy with the series' christian subtext. I like to enjoy the story primarily through other lenses.

But at the same time the symbolism is there, and intentional, and doing a lot of very interesting things. So I am paying attention to it. I try to consider it an interesting mythological theme, like the classical Greek references. It usually works, but maintaining that distance can be a struggle.

I don't really have a conclusion here. It's just a weird place to be. The draw of wanting to connect the dots, to appreciate the intricate symbolic art, at war with... all that, and with the creeping anxiety that whispers: how much of a philosophy can you know before you get filled up with it? Is there ever a point where you are what you know, whether you want to be or not?

#so yeah #I'm not likely to get very in depth with christian interpretations #because when I try to consider thing from that perpective there's a small animal in the back of my mind that starts tearing itself to piece #like a rat in a glue trap #to be clear this isn't about animosity #I hope there are people writing very deep essays about how Gideon is Jesus is Harrow and Thomas and Peter and all those guys #I might write some myself framed as literary references #I am glad people send me references and connections they make and make predictions from them #I love getting those messages! #this is just about the small animal which is me dying in a glue trap #and how pretending it isn't there only makes it worse #please don't let my weird second hand smoking style religious trauma dissuade ypu from sending me your theories #op

[toads-n-moss]

[ no dl6 au ]

been messing around with some hairstyles for 5yg miles. he's so silly and very much not stressed out over his missing friend-

[ID in alt text]

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #no dl 6 #don't worry guys he's not smoking a cigarette #he's just smoking weed cuz he's stressed (like always) #silly eepy lil guy #drawing hair is so much fun

[revrads]

FAITH AU where John Ward is a Javanese-Bataknese man named Jono Wardono (aka, the Indonesian John Ward AU)

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #faith fanart #john ward #alternate universe #au #fanart #drawing #doodles #art #digital art #((Pls don't mind this. An Indonesian FAITH mutual said John looks like a Javanese man in the official Halloween art and I can't unsee)) #((Also this is to bait out all the Indonesian FAITH fans hiding in plain sight cause we all know Indonesians love when there's Indonesia)) #((The only Priest known to man to show up to an exorcism in that fit)) #((Also the kinda guy to sit out at 4 am smoking an entire pack and drinking black Torajan coffee before breakfast everyday))