#for five minutes?

[chat-dank]

You have the right to like your Angbang intense. You have the right to like your Angbang fucked up. You have the right to like your Angbang unhinged. You have the right to like your Angbang harmful. But you also have a right to like your Angbang fluffy, too. You are not woobifying them if you like it soft or write a fic where they say they love each other or kiss or high five or take a bite from the same sandwich or whatever. You have a different interpretation, that’s all. You’re not committing some horrid unforgivable atrocity against your fandom. You’re not an “annoying fan” if you want your ships happy, even if other people dislike you for it, the same way you are not an “annoying fan” if you like your ships intense and other people dislike you for it. You’re not a mean person for having an opinion that the majority dislikes. You’re an individual human being who has an opinion and your opinion is worth JUST as much as every other opinion in your fandom. Because that’s how opinions work. You’re not disregarding canon any more than people who bend it to fit their other non-canon ships or headcanons or other interpretations of this ship or their interpretation of any other ship or anything else that JRRT or Christopher or the Tolkien estate disagree with. We all see a piece of media and interpret it differently. It doesn’t make any of us better or worse for it. Ship and let ship. 

#Can the #Silmarillion #fandom stop being hostile towards different depictions of their own ships #for five minutes? #Yeah another post about #angbang #Remember how the Tolkien estate was FURIOUS with the LOTR trilogy for the changes that were made? #Remember how millions of people still saw the films and fell in love with LOTR and Middle Earth and the very concept of fantasy regardless? #Children who never saw another LOTR adaptation prior and adults who remember the Bakshi version& their localized low-budget tv adaptations #all saw it and agreed that a story made with so much love still deserves to be told even if there were changes made to the source material #If a story or a headcanon or an opinion about a ship or a fanwork or an interpretation is made with love to bring people joy... #it has the right to be shared #even if those people aren't the majority by the way #Did Jackson woobify Aragorn by giving him extra angst? If so.. where are all the takes about bad fans liking woobified angsty movie Aragorn? #Remember the times before the 2-3 artists who often drew supportive angbang left when people kept giving them crap for their depictions? #And now you don't see that art anymore either on tumblr or at all. Does that make anyone happy? did anyone accomplish their goals? #Why make people leave again? Do you hate differing opinions so much that they do not deserve the right to exist? #Does it genuinely make anyone happy to try rid a fandom of all ideas they disagree with them their preexisting friends' ones? Why? #I'm so old I still remember when it was common fandom etiquette to NOT tag the thing you were insulting without the word 'anti' before it. #...Do I need to keep going or can we ship and let ship now and NOT mock people for having a different take on a FICTIONAL pairing?

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this: #‘is that the senior citizen price?’ #‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’ #‘just say it is’ #‘that is the senior citizen price’ #‘oh! perfect!’ #i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

[epicsauce]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

#people will fr go ''god im such an ugly loser LOL i suck at everything i do and i should just kms“ #and then go “why does no one want to be around me” #maybe because your attitude sucks. maybe because i said 'those mean things you say about yourself arent true' #and you spent five minutes arguing with me about how im wrong. #00

[cemeterything]

[guy whos forgotten the word 'cycle' exists voice] the carousel of violence

#🐉 #the guy is me. five minutes ago.

[crow-n-tell]

I see a lot of comics talking about smut vs fluff reactions but I see no one talk about

Vs

IT HURTS ME

#my art #comic #I’m watching desperate housewives and every five minutes I have to turn it off and LEAVE #IT HURTSSSSSSSS MEEEE #FREFUYHIUH​TRCYU #like bugs under your skin it’s guhhh

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Mike getting absolutely BODIED by Spring Bonnie

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson #spring bonnie #springtrap #purple guy #steve raglan #william afton #matthew lillard #dude he almost got chomped by a cupcake a minute ago! #give my guy a break! #rip mike #someone requested this and i cannot remember who lol #this is for you friend!

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

[danafromunderarock]

one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason

some random reporter: who's your favorite child?

bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally

dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason

tim: rest in peace

#dc #dc comics #batfamily #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce: i love all my children equally #also bruce five minutes later: idc about dick #this is a joke btw #although. i Do think that bruce is one of those parents who clearly love certain kids more

[adobe-outdesign]

this new Mr. Mime card from the 151 set is already pretty nice looking but then you realize

they are playing!! chess

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon tcg #pokemon cards #mr. mime #outdesign posts things #don't judge the example too hard I made it in five minutes with a mouse #greatest hits

[declamationark]

DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompts #batman #john constantine #lowkey but Constantine's been dealing with this snarky teen for a while now #in denial that he's practically Danny's weird uncle and honorary Fenton #Dealer's choice on how they met but I'd like it to be as chaotic as possible #who will win? a british disaster or a schrodinger's american boi #the house of mysteries likes Danny better #they team up to keep Constantine on his toes #Constantine has no qualms using Danny's Obsession to get five minutes of relaxation #and Danny has no qualms bringing up Constantine and Clockworks... #ehem #“history” together

[calamity-bean]

Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan

#dedicated to the forty-five minutes i just spent trimming green beans <3 #op #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k

[eternaleve]

double prime minister event is in the cards, i have done the maths

ETA: This post continues to be spread and spread and spread, which is deeply funny to me, so I’d just like to plug the work of 350.org, Tree Aid, and Survival International, if you’re that way inclined. I’d like to think the continued success of this post might spread lols and good in the world :)

#uk politics #state of government in the UK at the moment #liz truss #politics memes #i made this in five minutes lol #uk #fuck the tories

[hamsternamedmarinette]

I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

#i saw this in a vision while in class today and couldn't concentrate for a solid five minutes as i thought about it #мой рисунок #мой пост #conformation #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #plagg #ml comic

[blueelectricblue]

i love the way doctor who implies that the only thing between a time lord and becoming an insane enraged vindictive god is keeping a little human friend. i get it because i too am less mad if i pet my cat

#doctor who #love to see david tennant lose his fucking mind if he is without a human for longer than five minutes

[theautisticjedi]

Every character in the FNAF movie is autistic. Sorry I don't make the rules I just enforce them.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddys movie #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #steve raglan #william afton #abby schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #autism #i spent like 30 minutes making this #it was way to difficult😭

[apolunatic]

#i made this in three minutes so it looks bad sorry #splatoon #splatoon 3 #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #splatfest #springfest #bonnie #freddy #chica