me and the gf after we get TOO SILLY (ms paint doodle)
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please sir, could you spare a wee bit of sniperscout for a little boy who is very Not Normal about Those Old(ehhh) Men
Sniper is the only one who gives Scout's baseball monologues the time of day.
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bmc as out of context quotes my friends and i have said cause im copying other people
christine after deactivating all the squips: i am so proud. i converted my friend from really mean to homosexual
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jeremy: i am genuinely scared michael will break up bc i dont like jerky
jake: man its fucking dried beef
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christine: i can’t read japanese but i’m gonna estimate. 300 CUPS OF MILK
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jenna: slay pussy girlboss queen
brooke: please dont use those words to describe my aunt
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rich: these are making me consider heterosexuality again
jake: UR STRAIGHT????
rich: IT WAS A JOKE
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(waiting in line talking about how he didnt know the eiffel tower lights up at night) jeremy: i dunno i dont catch up with,, paris,, lore
(still waiting in line) michael: who here do you think has the intention to murder someone
jeremy (spaced out of his mind): i dunno isnt it like,, illegal
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(different group of people talking about if it snows in paris)
christine: im not gonna lie the only knowledge of paris i have is from miraculous ladybug
brooke, jenna and jeremy: somewhat similar versions of "oh my god me TOO"
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Janus: I'm making a list
Logan: What's on it?
Janus: Hatred
Patton: How are you?
Remus: Moose is God
Logan: Good Morning
Virgil, freaking out: I'm pretty sure I just snorted a carrot
Patton: You're my silly, Billy goat!
Virgil: Dick
Remus: Yum
Virgil: Johnny Depp
Remus Yum
Patton: Oh I found a turtle in my pocket!
Logan: What?
Patton: *holds up squishy turtle*
Logan: Oh a fidget toy one
Patton: Did you think an actual one???
Logan: Maybe
Roman: I'm glad Thomas had a sexuality crisis
Remus, across the room: I'm taking the bdsm test again
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hi friends!!
sorry i've been so horrifically silent :( my laptop finally gave up the ghost and i was starting to feel like. idk, like i shouldn't be in the online space unless i can contribute to it?? and i know that's dumb bc this is The Reblogging Site and it needs Rebloggers but honestly a) i have always relied so much on the validation and serotonin i get from creating that it makes me feel guilty being here without that, and b) having to rely on tumblr mobile is a NIGHTMARE. but it looks like that's what i'm going to need to do for the foreseeable, so i'm going to try and add as much from my tag to my queue as i can while i'm in the library
i love you guys!! i hope you're well!!! thank you for being so patient w me!!!!!
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god i cant tell a single irl that im starting to really like hozier. not like that i don't mean like that im kicking your ass if you say "the fae bog man" to my face im going to kill you. which is why i can't say that. to these college peers
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Astarion's face as he watches Gale get Revivified and immediately turn to Rowen to flirt heavily (aka the "hey so you know those books about adrenaline and fear making you horny?" conversation)
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sometimes i’m like wow why am i such a slow writer and then i spent two hours writing about chocolate production in star wars for one (1) stupid gay detail in this fic and i’m like ooooh right that’s why 🫠
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