#fucking save me

[sp00kymulderr]

Fucking love family conversations about how confusing they/them pronouns are and why anyone should have to deal with accommodating people who aren’t a ‘normal’ gender 🙃

#fucking save me

[dashadowgirl]

TUMBLR WHAT DID YOU FO TO THE UI I HATE IT WHY CANT I EASILY CLICK ON THE TAGS I FOLLOW, WHY IS IT SO SMALL IM ON A PHONE THIS IS TINY

#cimis mind #fucking save me #im dying

[goddamnshinyrock]

I am so so so so so so so so so tired of the constant wildfire smoke. it has been like this for over a month. I can't live like this. No one can live like this. I hate it. I moved here for the mountains and now I not only haven't seen them in weeks but I can't even take a walk down the block without inhaling an entire cigarette's worth of particulates.

This house is poorly sealed and it gets into the air inside. I want to be anywhere else.

#inane personal post #fucking save me

[dominophile]

Posting Trolls writing ideas I've got because I've got a little pea brain and will not remember them otherwise.

-Rock Zombie Floyd au where the strings aren't destroyed, the his brothers ask Barb to Zombiefy him to keep him "alive"

-Creek headcanons, he's such a little shit and I desperately want to make so much content about him

- Floyd x reader where they're childhood friends!

- Broppy wedding? Maybe? I know we all want that

-Something end of the world! apocalypse! watch the little guys fight for their lives!!

-Someone here is into Guy Diamond right? Can I write stuff about Guy Diamond yet?

#writer #writers on tumblr #writing #trolls #ideas #request #reqs open #fanfic #au #alternate universe #headcanon #writeblr #lol #love #fandom #brainrot #seriously #trolls has every braincell of mine #fucking save me #trolls headcanons #trolls have tails #i saw that tag i agree i can also write that!!

[siristaci]

I love watching pilot episodes. They're like some horrible au, but sometimes they're canon.

#ds9 #kira's hair #odo's face #fucking save me

[mayfieldss]

it's 12:45 in the morning and I don't even know what I just killed. It was like a cross between a spider, a cockroach, and a centipede and it ran so fast it was terrifying. Gonna bug bomb my house for sure.

#fucking save me #moots can i come live w you bc i am sick of this horror film crap #eva rambles

[jazartz]

I KEEP GETTING ADS.

I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER GENSHIN LIKE ADDICTION I CANT

I SAW GAMEPLAY IT'S LITERALLY ALMOST EXACTLY GENSHIN PLEASE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE MORE BLORBIES

#FUCKING SAVE ME #THEYRE DRAGGING ME IN PLEASE

[orchidsforblade]

Hermitblr has taken me by the throat and thrown me head first into it.

I fucking love it. /genuine

#mcytumblr #hermitblr #fucking save me #it took me by the throat and hasn’t let go #hermitcraft

[sunfoxfic]

Me, writing: Oh this is a sentimonster battle, guess I have to stretch my action muscles even though I hate writing action :((

Me: Oh I wrote it! I'm so good :) guess I'll move onto the next scene

My story: *completely changes so that most of the action is now no longer applicable to canon*

Me:

Me: Well I've already moved on and I'm on a roll with this chapter so I'll just keep working on it :)

Me, ignoring the sentimonster battle I need to rewrite: Oh darn :( there's an akuma battle I need to write now

Me:

Me: But really I need to rewatch the New York special before I can write this, and I won't be able to rewatch the NY special until this weekend, so I'll just move on :)

Me, ignoring the sentimonster battle I need to rewrite and the akuma battle I need to write: :)

Me: *watches the NY special*

Me:

Me: But I already moved on and I'm on a role with this chapter so I'll just continue on

Me: *happily writing, ignoring both the sentimonster battle and the akuma battle I need to rewrite*

Me: *hits another battle scene, this one with no excuses*

Me:

Me:

Me: >:(

#rambles #i have 3 unfinished scenes and they're all battle scenes #fucking save me

[morgynemberisagenderfluiddaddy]

A random wave of anxiety crashed on me, what's my sudden realization? I hate my voice lol

#Hi welcome to mtv cribes I'm paris hilton #die #also like I've been thinking about drag a lot.................. #i want to do it but likeeeee #people already read me in the wrong way and ughhh #maybe i could do drag if i don't talk #or boy drag ig #but i wanna do pretty lady drag #i also don't have any wigs and just cut off all my hair lol #fucking save me #i have this bit in mind that should be funny as fuck but likeeeee MY VOICEEEEEE #sudden and random voice dysphoria uwu #izzy speaks but i really shouldnt

[brascu]

HOW DO ONE WRITE PORN WITHOUT THE WORD REBOLAR?????

how can I explain bola rebola rebola bola rebola rebola bola rebola rebola vai???

HOW DO WE VAI MALANDRA? uh uh ê tá loca? to brincando com o bumbum, uh uh

turudum uh uh

you know??? how one desce rebola gostoso empino te olhando te pego de jeito?

HOW

#suffering in portuguese #or in english #who knows #fucking save me #madre anitta #lol

[jesterbots]

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

#anonymous #nsft #someone fucking save me

[demigods-posts]

sometimes. i just have to remind myself that percy took annabeth to paris. like, canonically. he forgot their one-month anniversary. and took his girl to paris to make up for it. the standards are in elysium.

#because listen #hijack a quest and crossed the country to save her #burned himself alive to save her #returned from literal paradise because he didn't want to be away from her #turn down literal fucking godhood to live out his natural life with her #but this?? #this is the moment annabeth knew she scored #annabeth 'my man forgot our one-month anniversary and took me to paris to apologize' chase #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth fluff #percabeth being the cutest couple to ever not exist #percy is devoted to this girl #she has him wrapped around her finger #and she knows it

[ruporas]

kiss of the divine

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ruporas art #i will always love u vol 8… Obviously i was a vw lover even thru stampede alone but i think this chapter #really set it in stone for me 😭 aughhh wolfwood pleading to god and vash answers - that allll transpiring after wolfwood risked his life #to go Save vash in the first place - he fears death twice as much as anyone else. he is all the reason i need to fight #LIKEEEEE 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I drew this because i wanted them to kiss in my fucked up idealized world but truly canon did crazy work #in establishing their undeniable mutual trust and love already

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[incredubious]

same old, same old

[ print available here ! ]

#one piece #sanji #prints #if u want to point out anything wrong - i know. #*MJ pushing gun gif* i know. #we ball so fucking hard anyway. #this was a bit of background practice that I ended up cleaning up a bit ago and turned out swell #save me primary colours. Save me