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smallangstdemon · 5 months
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snow & lavender
🪻 Lambert/Geralt (unrequited)
🪻 T for strong language (because Lambert)
🪻 Angst/Whump, Hanahaki disease, Unrequited Love
🪻 CW/TW: description of choking, blood and vomit and general sickness, theme of eventual mcd
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🪻 made for day 2 of @whumpuary
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deannamb · 6 months
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This has been sitting in my brain for too long…
Teen wolves are back
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bluedillylee · 8 months
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Jaskier gets a lute and a wifey (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ノ⌒♡*:・。.
Yennefer was so flustered she accepted Jaskier’s proposal without thinking (*/ω\)
the lute has buttercups on it btw .❀。• *₊°。 ❀°。
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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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Ages ago I got an ask about Jaskier singing 'burn butcher burn' and Geralt listening in, but I truly think Jaskier is never performing that one again. OTHER SAD BREAKUP SONGS THO 👀
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Lambert: I think Geralt should be celibate from now on
Vesemir: Why are you concerned about Geralt's sex life?
Lambert: He's a crazy magnet. Wanting Geralt is a red flag. Name one person he's slept with who isn't nuts
Eskel: Jaskier?
Lambert: Look me in my eyes and tell me that little grackle wouldn't commit regicide if he thought he could get away with it
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thedemonofcat · 23 days
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The first witcher Jaskier met besides Geralt was Aiden, a member of the Cat School, who had been hired to assassinate him.
Technically speaking, Aiden's contract was to eliminate the Viscount of Lettenhove, but he was taken aback to discover that the target was actually the same Bard who sings about the witcher he'd heard so much about.
Instead of fulfilling his contract, Aiden and Jaskier found themselves sharing a rather pleasant picnic.
Geralt, unaware of this turn of events, is frantically searching for the Cat witcher who he believes is out to kill his Bard.
At the same time, Lambert, having heard that his fellow witcher is intent on hunting down his dear friend, is racing to find Geralt to prevent him from killing Aiden.
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by kingeomer
Amber eyes watched as Lambert fiddled with the tripod he’d set up at the foot of the bed one last time, then skirted around the similar camera setup on the left hand side —“to catch all the angles, babe”, Lambert had said the first time they’d done anything like this all those months ago— before he finally clambered onto the bed.
“Hi…” Lambert said playfully, a crooked little smile on his face as he settled next to Geralt. Gods, he was handsome, and Geralt counted his lucky stars every day that he had such a wonderful person he could call his own.
“Hey. Come here often?” It was a battle to keep himself from grinning as he joked with the redhead. When Lambert let out a bark of laughter and tossed his head back, Geralt found himself laughing too, grinning as Lambert leaned in close, still chuckling to himself.
“Funnily enough, I come here plenty,” if the implication behind his words wasn’t clear enough, Lambert reached a long arm down to pat at Geralt’s hip, long fingers spreading out to give one ass cheek a playful squeeze.
Words: 2366, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of the Whole Lotta Love (Team Bingo) series 
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types           
Rating: Explicit           
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M           
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher)           
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Lambert           
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, onlyfans au, Kissing, Rimming, Anal Play, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Creampie, Bottom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Top Lambert (The Witcher), in this house we support bottomralt rights, especially when he's a whiny little cock slut (:, unbetaed            
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ladycibia · 3 months
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btw she kept it
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(the cutest lil'bleater was crafted by @ishxallxgood 💖💖💖)
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tielmamon · 1 year
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Fell inlove with Paul Bullion's Lambert so its only fair that Jaskier does too 🧡
Geralt isnt a fan tho
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hannibard · 3 months
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I always find it funny when Kaer Morhen witchers call each other wolf. It's like calling your sibling by your shared last name.
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deannamb · 6 months
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The pups are growing up..
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0dde11eth · 1 month
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Geralt walking towards the great hall, through the doorway he sees jaskier flying through the air
His heart stops and then speeds up to near human speed
Then he sees jaskier running back from the direction he flew
Then flying through the air again
Lambert and eskel are enjoying throwing him into a pile of cushions and jaskier keeps running back for more
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rvosk · 11 months
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The best version of the witcher is the very specific one rattling inside my brain.
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And that is very cool & sexy of my top organ to do.
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nataliescatorccio · 1 year
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The wolf witchers definitely tackle each other whenever they meet up.
Geralt and Jaskier come across signs of someone else's camp, and Geralt tears off to go knock Eskel to the ground and rub dirt in his hair.
The next year, Geralt dismounts Roach out of nowhere, tells Jaskier to take Roach, and walk at least 6 steps to the left. Just in time for Lambert to come running up on his horse, jump off mid-gallop, and belly flop right on top of Geralt
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Nothing unusual. Just Dandelion being Dandelion and Geralt being Lambert!
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