#goddamn dude.

[anniilaugh]

”So.. somebody forgot to mention it’s their birthday, huh.” 💚💛

#it’s marimo’s bday yay #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #one piece #zoro #sanji #anniinart #sketches #lol these were supposed to be a part of a different story but who cares #and the art styles don’t even match hah I’m just enjoying drawing what ever atm #might draw this scene into a comic I had something more angsty in mind #also goddamn maybe I’ll need to use reference next time lmao how do beefy guys work zoro you’re too much for me #dude just keeps getting wider

[vergess]

Buddy, when racist cunts illegally prevented me from registering to vote by just refusing to accept my papers, I PROMISE YOU shitty guilt trip memes about my inability to vote made everything worse.

You know what ACTUALLY helped?

More than every passive aggressive shit for brains on this website telling me I deserve to me racially harassed for not giving Democrats my soul?

A fucking email from a fucking HERBS AND SPICES STORE that unlike you wretched cunts ACTUALLY HAD VOTER REGISTRATION HELPLINES IN IT.

Every time one of you godforsaken freaks tells me to 'get out and vote' like its cutely trivial and didn't take months of desperate phone calls just to register (IF my registration even WORKED THIS TIME).

If you, like me, are struggling with registration or poll access, try contacting your STATE board of elections.

Request that they send you TWO copies of their registration guidelines. Collect any documents listed in them.

Then, contact your LOCAL board. Tell them you would like to register IN PERSON IF POSSIBLE.

Bring your documents and the two copies of the guideline AND a working cell phone.

If you get ANY trouble AT ALL tell the local person you will call the state board to confirm their registration requirements. Be polite, but do not leave. Put the phone on speaker.

Most of the time, the local person who is doing Actual Serious Federal And State Crimes will give up at that point. If not, the person at the state board will generally outrank and overrule the local one.

Make a note of the names of both the local and state official.

Then, and this is the most important part:

CONFIRM YOUR REGISTRATION WAS FILED.

It may take a day or two for your registration to appear.

Unfortunately, if it's been a week, you're going to have to repeat the process.

Take the names you noted previously, and contact the state board again. Report that these people denied you registration on this day, in spite of you providing these documents, then list all the required papers you collected.

The person at the state SHOULD be able to direct you from there, but the process varies hugely by state.

Good luck to you all.

ETA: I was able to vote eventually, BTW. It took far more work than it should have. Physical injuries were sustained. But I did get to vote!!

#voter disenfranchisement #i may or may not be registered at this point #but i've only been trying since JUNE!!!! THAT'S FIVE FUCKING MONTHS!!!! #I HATE WHITE PEOPLE #ALWAYS GODDAMN ASSUMING THEIR EXPERIENCES ARE GODDAMN UNIVERSAL #OOOOOH ITS SO EEEASY OOOOH JUST GO VOTE OOOOOH #Yeah dude its so easy to be racially tormented for months on end #then told my duty to my tormentors is to vote for people who are merely apathetic to my death instead of ravenous for it #goddamn fucking assholes i cannot imagine a more demotivating fucking thing

[dapper-lil-arts]

Anyone else surprised that Rarity has zero bitches in cannon

#rarity #mlp #mlp gen 4 #incredible #she deserves some hoes damnit #like goddamn #pony posting #she even strikes out with dudes #and has a terrible taste in men clearly lmao #poor divorced girl #she deserved some BITCHES #hottest bachelor in ponyville #my little pony #friendship is magic

[silverskye13]

Tango: We got a little procrastination going on here?

Doc: Well I have two more embers to go, but -- I wanna, you know, I wanna go in the morning when I'm rested well and such

Cleo: [cackling]

Tango: Every bit helps, yeah

[...]

Doc: I might've drunk half a bottle of wine at the moment--

[Laughter from all the hermits in the lobby]

Cleo: Only half?! Lightweight!

Doc, defensively: I had to share!!

God I love these idiots.

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #docm77 #tangotek #zombiecleo #pulled from bdub's most recent livestream #Decked Out Until I Drop! around the 1hr mark #ive done nothing but cackle through the entire stream #also @ Doc as a chronic wine drinker and intermittent lightweight: same dude XD #could you imagine running decked out tipsy?? #youd have a goddamn heart attack #or have giggling fits #either or

[americanoddysey]

ben meredith's delivery in this episode was so fucking good he has No Right

#artists on tumblr #illustration #the magnus archive fanart #the magnus archives #tma podcast #the magnus pod #art #elias bouchard #tma elias #tma #love and hate him in equal measure #im just susceptible to this type of character #mag 92 #also can we talk about how he has 200 year old bones in his office like goddamn dude at least keep them in artifact storage

[idontthinknowsthebesttime]

i NEED the marauders girlies to look at Dominic Sessa bc that's Remus Lupin right there im sorry but Andrew Garfield will never come close he's lacking the tall weirdo gene

#i love you andrew but goddamn #remus lupin #marauders #regulus black #wolfstar #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #sirius black #the marauders #all the young dudes #atyd #fancast #dominic sessa #angus tully #the holdovers #james potter #harry potter universe #severus snape #marauders fancast

[gay-jesus-probably]

I like the general fandom trend to just take the plot of Hyrule Warriors as a loose guideline at best and just use the whole concept as a good excuse to get blorbos to interact across timelines, BUT I'm very disappointed that everyone is missing the comedic potential of a very specific squad of characters:

Young Link (aka Mask), who walks out of the nightmare of Majora's Mask and immediately gets portal kidnapped into a temporal war, takes one look at the whole mess and decides that you could not fucking pay him to admit to being the resident expert on Time Shenanigans. He introduces himself with the title of Hero of Termina, and definitely doesn't have any other ones, that would be crazy. Hero of Time? Never heard of him.

Tetra, who is a kickass pirate captain with zero patience for people trying to shove her into the Designated Princess role, and realizes immediately that Oh Fuck, this Hyrule has a lot of Ideas about how the Hero and the Princess are supposed to properly play their parts, the second they realize she's technically a Zelda they're gonna shove her in a goddamn dress and damsel her again, that's not happening. So she's definitely just a really cool pirate captain, nothing else going on here at all, definitely not the heir of the Hylian royal family in her time, that'd be crazy.

Ravio, who is literally just a palette swapped Link, meaning that the second his hood comes off, things are gonna get Awkward. There's no way in hell he's dealing with all that Hero baggage, that's Link work, so that giant bunny hood/mask is practically superglued to his head, and he's not taking it off for love or money.

Spirit Tracks Zelda, who is just in the Phantom Armour the whole time, and passing herself off as just a friendly ghost posessing a suit of armour to help the Hero of Spirits. Of course she isn't Princess Zelda, that's ridiculous, if she were a Zelda then people would start getting really weird about her technically being dead, and boy does that ever sound like a whole Thing she doesn't want to deal with, so she can't possibly be Zelda, she's just a nice ghost knight. Also, her teenage grandma is here, and that's kinda weird, so it's easier to just not admit to being royalty and avoid that awkward conversation.

Finally there's Sheik, who is not the Princess Zelda of the era straight up abandoning her war torn country for months at a time so she can risk her life in extreme cosplay for no clear reason, but is instead the actual Sheik from Ocarina of Time, who just beat Ganondorf like a month ago and is still trying to process what the fuck to do now. Also, he's been pretending to be a boy since he was ten, and is realizing there's a pretty good chance that he isn't pretending anymore, so that's a whole other can of worms. But for the last seven years of his life, being Princess Zelda meant certain death, so he's not really inclined to introduce himself like when in a new and stressful situation (not to mention he might actually just not be a girl named Zelda anymore), so he automatically introduces himself as just Sheik the spooky ninja man, and fuck he's in too deep to back out now, looks like he's committing to the bit. If you think you sense the Triforce of Wisdom on him, no you don't.

Cue shenanigans as the five of them attempt to hide that they're all actually kind of A Big Deal. The group motto is "Nobody says shit", which is usually delivered as a frantic hiss whenever someone slips up. Just the reunion between Sheik and Mask alone would be absolutely buckwild given how they parted, and how they're both frantically pretending to Not be involved with each other. For added hilarity and/or drama, Sheik gives his semi-bullshit cover story of having just been a friend of the Hero of Time, then runs into said Hero of Time and they both have to desperately pretend not to know each other, because if anyone picks up on the mountain of baggage between them then Mask is busted, and he won't hesitate to drag Sheik down with him out of sheer spite. Not to mention the weird balance of Sheik being used to this Link being a teenager that's actually a small child, and now has to adjust to Link who is a small child that's actually a teenager.

Also, i really feel like we're all missing out on the comedy potential of Ganondorf recognizing Young Link on sight and the two of them immediately launching into a grudge match with some extremely personal and specific insults on both sides. Meanwhile literally everybody else is just standing there watching, trying to process the fact that out of every single person that's been pulled out of time, Ganondorf only has personal beef with a literal nine year old.

I just feel like we're all really sleeping on the potential for Shenanigans here. The whole thing is an absurd mess, why not have some fun with it?

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #for the record im picturing the sheik-mask reunion as being the spiderman pointing meme for like five minutes #also my mental image of sheik is extremely Bad haircut (he does it himself with a knife and doesnt care about making it even) #and a ridiculous tanline across his face from wearing a mask all day #OOT magiaclly growing out zelda's hair and manifesting a Royal Gown was some top tier bullshit and i'm always angry about it #like dude. literally all of princess zelda's finery was made for a ten year old #she's like eighteen now. nobody's making royal finery for teenage zelda. where was she supposed to get that dress. #i am eternally on my agenda to let zelda wear some goddamn pants without an immediate magic makeover to *fix* it #anyways nintendo's sexism aside i like sheik being trans its very fun and sexy of him #tfw you go into hiding to escape political assassination and accidentally trans your gender in the process

[drawbauchery]

#nobutforrealthough #art #danganronpa #bus au #teruteru hanamura #byakuya togami #dude you went so fucking hard on that ask i'm in awe #i read it all in his stupid goddamn voice

[redactedcrowart]

regret (maybe you shouldn't have fucking panini pressed your mancrush, dipshit)

#if i look at this any longer i'll lose my entire goddamn mind #is he imagining it is strahm really haunting him who's to say #oh yeah one of my friends discovered one of those dudes i'm being weird about from those saw movies is the computer chip guy from parks and #rec and i am enjoying their reaction greatly #anyway #art #illustration #my art #coffinshipping #peter strahm #mark hoffman #mark hoffman saw #peter strahm saw #is there an actual shipname for them. who's to say #saw #saw movies #hoffstrahm #saw fanart #i am consistently dogshit at tagging raise your hand if you're surprised #i'm gonna regret hitting post on this later. oh well not a now problem i will black this out of my memory #take your scraps my children #gore cw #blood cw

[t-ki]

just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank god

#my art #postal dude #postal #postal 1 #postal 1997 #i cant draw anymore but goddamn am i trying!

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I was thinking about how the only other AU that could rival the highschool sweetheart in terms of König tortureTM is the virgin reader AU which naturally led me to thinking…can we combine the two? 👀👀👀

She could either tell him upfront or he only finds out after wildly taking her from the back and making her cum, and then notices small traces of blood, he nervously asks if she’s on her period (he wanted to hurt her yes but not like THIS) and she shyly looks up at him and tells him it was her first time and how incredible it felt

and he’s just standing there slack jawed because he missed it?? The look in her eyes as he took her virginity? Not to mention he did non of the things he promised he would do if a sweet girl offered her “flower” to him, no hand holding, no soft gentle kisses or going down on her for an hour to make sure she’s nice and relaxed for him or telling her how wonderful she was. Just thrusting in like a mad horny dog!? Did she do it on purpose?!

Lmao she’s laying there wish flushed cheeks and a content smile and he’s staring at the ceiling with a thousand yard stare

Ooooh my goodness anon your brain… I’M SHOOK ❤️

Imagine König’s horror when she shyly confesses that she has saved herself for him. That she never found anyone worthy of her flower because she always thought it would be him who takes it from her.

It’s just this silly daydream she had... She knows it’s a bit stupid, but to her, it was always him and no one else. She dreamed about how good it would be with him, how he would make her cum on her first time, how in love they would be… But then he went away, and no one ever compared. It just somehow didn’t feel right. Luckily she had the courage to contact him and now they’re here, who knew! Her dreams finally came true!

They lay side by side, König stiff as a plank as she slips her hand in his, traces of her “flower” still on his cock, she giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek – was it that good for him too? He looks like he got hit by a rock! Oh, and is it true that men fall asleep right afterwards…? Wouldn’t be a surprise after that… He sounded like a gorilla in heat! *more giggling*

#König’s insides are full of ice as he’s trying to decode whether this CRUEL WOMAN indeed did it on purpose #or if he’s the worst scoundrel on earth for taking his sweetheart on her knees like a goddamn animal #making her bleed in the process #he could never hurt her but god does he sometimes want to strangle this woman #könig x highschool sweetheart #his remorse gets suicidal proportions #and what’s even worse he missed the hand holding #he was supposed to hold her hand during the first thrust!!!1 #*dude explodes*

[rovermcfly]

gay people are so fucking useless, they will literally quit their well-paid, secure job for some guy, go to that guy's boss and offer to write a book about their football club, pretend to be "observing" the guy's coaching methods or some shit for MONTHS and actually write a whole ass book about it, all just to have an excuse to spend every single day with him instead of simply saying something like "hey I'm really into you, would you like to go out sometime"

#ted lasso #trent crimm #he was so real for this #but also so goddamn stupid #like dude get it TOGETHER #anyway I still firmly believe trent confessing his feelings would've DRASTICALLY altered the season finale's outcome #which is of course why he never could... fucking.. the narrative and all

[undefbug]

ANTHONY BURCH COMING BACK WITH THE “YOU SEE THE SAME MAN TWICE” GETS ME EVERY TIME

#wow what the fuck #so much art is brewing in my mind #i’m literally going insane #fucking normal dude #bro got me fucked up #goddamn #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #normal oak #dndads hermie #dndads normal oak #oakworthy #dndads sparrow #dndads lark #dndads henry oak #sparrow oak #lark oak

[ohthewh0rror]

Uh,,,, ur coming home with me

#I’ve lived in the south my whole life #and have NEVER found cowboys or country dudes attractive #but let one British man play goddamn billy the kid #and watch me crumble #lord have mercy #billy the kid #tom blyth

[13eyond13]

You know how people are often like, ok obviously Lawlight actually hated each other but wouldn't it be funny if they had crushes on each other instead and I'm like... I sincerely don't even think they seemed like they hated each other in the manga, hahaha like 100% of the time they were just unabashedly flirting and complimenting each other in their minds and obsessively following each other around, and L was constantly being like "tsk clearly only LIGHT could be as iconic as Kira is," and Light was constantly being like "tsk if only ANYBODY else was as iconic as L was at trying to trip me up" ...like I'm sorry but that's not hating somebody that's having a gigantic crush on them, idc what anybody says

#and yeah light killed him but #thats lights version of banging people tbh #and did you see how much he regretted it afterwards goddamn the man was in mourning about it for 500 years #anyways thanks ohba for writing the best gay love story of our time #sorry that you didnt do it on purpose hahaha #thats rough dude #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #p

[copepods]

cwilburs problem was that he was trying to be a president and a general and a terrorist when his true calling is to be someones really weird neighbor who does cookouts at the RV he lives in and rambles about vexillology to anyone who will listen

#text #cwilbur is soooo in denial that he’s really just a normal dude who happens to be super goddamn weird #mcyt