Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight
Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious
James: okay i will
*at the party*
James, smiling: Reggie!
Peter: he didn’t even last a second
Remus: absolutely pathetic
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i know nothing about youtuber whatsoever. every time someone talks about a popular youtuber it feels like theyre conjuring a dude from thin air. hearing about youtuber drama is like seeing everyone spontaneously pull a guy out of their hat and start beating him to death with hammers
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So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.
So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.
So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.
So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.
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So I get it, House is a pretty messed up guy. Old news. I already knew that coming in to the show. But nothing prepared me for how genuinely batshit insane Wilson is. He offers to pay back a patients loan on his house because he got a diagnosis wrong. He donated a piece of his liver to his patient who was only a vague friend who he doesn't even seem to enjoy hanging out with that much. He noticed his patient had depression purely because he didn't talk about his grandkids. He was going to jeopardise his entire career to make a euthanasia speech because one of his patients suffered all the way to his death. He drove a patient home, did her groceries, cleaned her house and then slept with her. Not to mention he like is the only one who can actually mess back with House with his crazy manipulation tactics, like he can fr be an incredibly manipulative schemer if he thinks its for House's (or occasionally someone else's) benefit.
Just damn. He is crazy.
........there is no way this guy had a healthy relationship with his parents.
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i 100% believe that, on the night they met, house tried to get wilson into bed. he was probably subtle, and wilson just didn’t pick up on it, but it really is obvious from an outside perspective.
house saw wilson at a conference, noticed him, deduced that he was getting divorced, tracked him to a bar, watched him have a breakdown and get arrested, followed him to the police station, and bailed him out of jail.
no way that man wasn’t trying to fuck.
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James, groaning: my lips are so dry!
Sirius: try putting honey on it, it helps
James:
James, grabbing Regulus's face kisses him: there!
Sirius, looking like he wants to laugh and cry: you- I- wha- how- I- n-
Remus, looking up from his book: Great! This is the third time this week that you two broke him and it's Monday!
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regulus who bites so deep into james that it bleeds and he drinks the blood, then continues to bite that spot so it’ll scar <3
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You guys don’t understand I need him
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House M.D. | 4x09 Games
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somerton should just make an anti-apology video, where he reveals himself like a scooby-doo villain. "I had all you fooled! I don't care about LGBT issues! In fact, I'm not even gay! It was so easy to squeeze every last dime out you queers. I was taking vacations and drinking martinis while you thought you were supporting a revolution. And I would've gotten away with it too! If it weren't for those meddling video essayists..." and then that's the last we ever hear from him.
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James: happy valentines day reggie!!
Regulus: you better have not planned something to make this a big deal
James:
James: i’ll be right back
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james: wait. hold the fuck up.
all of the marauders: *wrapping their arms around sirius aka. their fuck up*
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