Do y'all think the Batfam makes fun of Jason for how dramatic he was after he came back? Like, the Lazarus pit may have made him supernaturally insane but it did not make him a theatre nerd.
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Steph: *wheezing* Those are the heads of all of your lieutenants. That took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening?
Jason: Please, stop
Dick: *almost crying tears of laughter* Make no mistake. I'm not asking you to cut in with me, I'm telling you!
Jason: That's it, you're dead to me
Steph and Dick: *look at each other before the laughter intensifies*
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Tim: Did you face me at Titan's Tower because it was thematically the correct option for your corruption arc?
Jason: That's it, I'm taking back my apology
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Duke: Does the Joker have to be dead because that's the only satisfying parallel for you? Does being sent into the Phantom Zone or something not count--
Jason: *shaking his head* I didn't expect this from ya.
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Damian: Decapitation is so messy, there are so many other things you could have done--
Babs: *over the comm line* He just wanted to make a dramatic entry. And also a threat from the Middle Ages. Now can you please focus on catching the robber--
Jason: It worked didn't it?!
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Jason: *after Cass steals his leather jacket* Cass please you don't even like leather jackets
Cass: Maybe I don't. Or is this just the real me?
Jason: *bangs his head against the wall*
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Bruce: Why did you decide to take on Black Mask by yourself?!
Jason: *scowling with his arm in a splint* I can handle it.
Alfred: It was incredibly foolish of you Master Jason. Your own response on easier ways to die was, "Yeah, like yelling at the guy who's holding the AK-47." Now, would you care to explain why you charged into a room yelling at over a dozen people with AK-47s?
Jason: I give up
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The idea of Aziraphale falling the angel version of Crowley but that person is no more and then Aziraphale falling for the demon Crowley is eating my brain...
aziraphale fell for an angel who carved out the stars and when crowley crawled from his burnt up body, aziraphale loved a demon with scales and yellow eyes just as much. crowley fell from heaven and built himself back up from the ashes of who he used to be and aziraphale didn't even blink before loving him with his whole being. crowley has the capacity to be both of these iterations of himself, he changes and sheds his skin and aziraphale just keeps loving him. the angel that crowley used to be doesn't exist anymore but that's just fine because there isn't a crowley that aziraphale wouldn't love.
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I'm giggling so much why is this show so serious.... why is it so muted and has dramatic blackscreen transitions.... it's been 10 minutes and we are still in that "I am gonna die and you will too" vibe
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“Maybe one of my best races that I’ve ever done. At least that I remember. It was awesome and... one of the races that I would say I’m the most proud of, given the adversity that we experienced during the weekend and I think this just proves that you should never ever give up.”
Lewis Hamilton after the BRAZILIAN GP 2021
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one day ill stop treating aoki like he was a guy i personally knew that died but todays not that day
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klaus’ arc in season three is like the writers spent the last two years on ao3 and no that is not a criticism
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it may be a small throwaway scene that never gets mentioned again but still, for me, one of the top 'if romantic mcdanno not real then why' moments is danny's response to steve inviting him to spend xmas with the mcgarretts in 3x11.
steve is doing what any good friend should do: insisting danny spend the holidays with his family because no one should be spending them alone watching old movies, and at first danny declines politely, one could assume he just doesn't like steve's mother (true) and steve, who is desperate to spend the holidays with danny in any capacity, probably figures mentioning cath will be there too will provide enough of a cover for his desperation, and, as a bonus, should be enough to smooth out the atmosphere of awkward hostility between danny and doris by having a buffer there.
HOWEVER, not only does it have the opposite effect, danny's response is 'I'll try not to kill myself' ???? Wtf seems a bit of an exaggeration to your best friend inviting you to spend xmas with his family, way more than your standard 'can't stand to be around happy people because I'm miserable myself' thing. UNLESS he cannot stand the thought of watching steve being a couple with catherine, with the obvious approval of steve's mom to add insult to injury.
if there were no romantic feelings involved, danny should have been insulted if steve didn't invite him, despite knowing he would be alone, because platonic best friend jealousy is about fear of being left behind once your best friend finds a romantic partner. steve is being the opposite of that neglectful type of friend.
which probably makes things even harder for danny because steve's giant compassionate heart is what he loves most about him, and he wants steve to be happy, he does, but he obviously cannot bear to watch him be happy with someone else. it hurts too much. precisely because he feels about steve differently than a platonic friend should.
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MICKEYYYY i come bearing a uquiz >:33 what kind of villain are you?? I LOVEDDD THIS ONE SM i hope u’ll enjoy it!! it was sm fun & so wellwritten aaaaa i love villains …..
this was my result btw !! i got so happy bc i adoreee villains like this sm <333 kennycoded !!!! im so curious to see which one u get hehe
villain who does it for fun
there's something about the illegality of it all that makes it so tempting. an itch you can't scratch, a high you can't reach, the chase, the challenge, the hero. you could kill them, but you don't, where's the fun in that? who would come after that? so you ensnare a hero that'll keep coming, keep playing the game, until it becomes to much for the both of you. you'll bend them, and you'll break.
HELLO ARI MY SWEETEST ANGEL<33333
i love villains who do it for fun i have hearts in my eyes <333 "you'll bend them, and you'll break" ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah this hits the spot doesn't it this result makes such good fic material holy fuck the tension between the hero and the villain?? u could kill them but you don't where's the fun in that MMMMMMMMMMM i love it so much
i think i have done this quiz but bc i vaguegly remember getting the same result as you did buT nevertheless i obviously took it again and got another devastating soul read thanks for that 😐(i loved it) i actually did it twice bc there were a few other options i really wanted to pick and i... still got the same result it's the loser in me fr
and since i can't just give u nothing back.... who do you take me for smhh here is another silly little quiz what special ability will you get when youre vampired? heheheh i got relentless sexual charisma 😎
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tbh out of the games I’ve played all the way thru thus far (0, 1, 2, 3) I think y3 is by far the strongest in regards to kazumaji content/implications, at the very least when it comes to majima’s feelings and displays of affection and whatnot. like. it’s legitimately hard if not impossible to adequately explain some of majima’s actions in this game as anything other than being out of way-beyond-platonic love for kiryu and it makes me want to slam my head against a wall and scream
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What do you think happened to Charlie during Emerald Twilight? Did he know what was going on or did his ring just suddenly not work while he's on some strange planet and now no way to get off, for like. Years.
oh theres actually an issue of quarterly (#3) that tells us what happened when the battery was destroyed the first time!! he was on a planet (Hwagaagaa) trying to stop an invading military force from taking over and he ignored the call to assemble bc he was busy, and then his ring cut out and he was stranded in the middle of a warzone with literally nothing, so he ran for his life and hid until some farmers found him and then bc gerard jones is gerard jones, charlie somehow teaches the farmers to become a fearsome military through the power of acting even though charlie is, lovingly, a bitch and a pussy. anyways these panels are interesting to me bc if you squint and ignore the author you can pretend that the subtext here is that charlie became an actor because he's running from himself and he wants to be someone better than he actually is but he chooses the escapism route instead of self-improvement which adds a layer to his alcoholism and dead brother guilt backstory
and this is where his bandanna comes from! its more of a cape but im ignoring that godbless
anyways they eventually repel the invaders through a war of attrition (the invaders go this sucks idc anymore and leave), and charlie roams around the planet teaching people about the wonders of Shakespeare. and then somehow he joins the darkstars so i guess he either got off planet somehow or john swung by and rescued him. and then he dies 👍
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Watching 11:59 and I can’t believe they just put a literal Hallmark romcom in the middle of Star Trek Voyager down to Shannon hating Christmas/New Years this show is wild
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so what im getting is that it was absolutely unnecessary to isolate raffi on gotham city in order for her story to go on.
a story that’s so halfhearted that five episodes in—halfway to the end. btw—her motivation is yet to be explained (why go back to this sector of intelligence work when teaching seemed to be fulfilling? was she made to do this?? did she volunteer because her son now lives on this planet now apparently?? was losing elnor cris and possibly seven so painful that burying herself in work seemed like a better option??? who knows! not me!!) and it’s definitely a retreat character-wise but the fact that they still haven’t laid the groundwork to make this stick is kind of amazing lol. it’s the way they’re not even pretending to give a fuck about her or any of the other women characters for me—they said you’re a womb or a subordinate ladies pick one and shut the hell up LMAO?
the fact that the ‘real plot’ is happening on that other ship while everything raffi does is basically an afterthought with backstory slipped in between the cracks like aged caulk is so disheartening and pathetic. star trek picard make an effort maybe. she’s a polarizing character that’s been stuck in impossible situations, weighed down with retractions and stereotypes (they thread the line but HM) because the narrative continually refuses to meaningfully engage with her and a lot of fans of the show wont examine their own biases to see why they have such a viscerally negative reaction to a complicated black woman character that’s good at what she does, knows it and refuses to kneel at the foot of their hero’s :)
and if it wasn’t for ms hurd elevating this performance with sheer will, massive talent and the whip of that (sexy) ponytail? shit would be so much worse. but it’s still bad! because instead of giving her a nuanced, thoughtful send off she’s once again being made to suffer for the nth time. because why? oh right so wise man worf can guide her to the light lol give me a fuckin break.
and it’s no accident that if you cut raffi out (which they literally did in ep4 miss musiker you WILL be avenged) the story could more or less proceed as usual. that’s by design.
because legacy characters or not, im simply not buying that the main white cast members (plus two interlopers idgaf about those new guys and they’re doing nothing to make me care either. pick a random channel and their stories are being told right now live and in color like don’t piss me off) just so happen to be on the ship with the lead yet the sole woc is sent away on some underbaked adventure because ‘reasons?’ please. this season literally could not be more transparent about the audience they’re catering to and who/whose stories are of importance and consideration.
and i knew this would probably happen once the premise for s3 was revealed but i still can’t get over how obvious it is that there really was no plan for raffi and that she only happened to bypass the cull of the la sirena crew because she was romantically linked with seven at the time. which is baffling considering how things are (not) going between them (#theyareMARRIEDletthemTALKandKISSandREST)
and it’s not just them like everything about this season is quite literally happening just because. every slightly interesting or fresh development (and character it’s true) from the previous seasons has been dismissed or diminished and for what? secret sons and man pain? ew lmao. no suspense no lingering threads just excessive shots of ships, an aggressive insistence on biological families and rampant, shameless references to past glory. a mess.
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i am so obnoxious over bg3 but like. privately. bcs i'm still urgehafsjsh over how astarion is literally everything to me now and i really adore him but hi: i haven't played bg3. anyway. half-elf + bard maybe!
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I’m a bit bummed that we got kind of unlucky and got no sketch for Dabi vs Shouto, nor for Vol 36 promo and now for the Todo-fam episode either.
I understand HK is probably still hurting, exhausted and super-busy with Vol 37. But still, it just feels like we are a bit cursed in S6, when it comes to the Shouto-content 😭
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I don't know if you know Pokemon, but there's this popular comic about Larry getting isekai-ed to the Pokemon world from our world and he's like "aight so I immediately went ok and went to get a job and pay pokemon taxes" and that's how I see Macky. makes sense how he's so full of rage and evil when his last memory might have been a brutal death and centuries in the diyuu. but still, you'd think he'd be a smidge more crazy sometimes, what up with the fake heroism and charisma and "yeah im just gonna ignore that kid that just fell off trying to climb up here" face until MK teleported in front of him???? but alas, he do be an actor. also cracks me up how they make him go "haha! you unloaded all your secret insecurities on me! but hey, no shame in that, its good to talk about your feelings, I don't really do it...maybe I should, buuuut we'd be here all day so >:)" like not only is that a hilarious call out about villains having trauma trope, but the 'maybe I should' and that there's so much of it, like blub u good 😭 am I watching a crack video. but how he laughs at the start there like you think accidental therapy monkey status is a big "gotcha" moment?? clown behavior. funniest thing to evil laugh about he looks manic and insane about it, what if I toss him out the window affectionately.
who tf is larry?
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