#headcanons <3

[cloudcountry]

hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

#HELP THIS IS SO STUPID #auburn's rambles <3 #headcanons <3 #yes im tagging it as that #auburn's fish market <3 #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst x reader #disney twst #twst #octavinelle #octavinelle x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #azul fluff #azul ashengrotto fluff #azul ashengrotto x reader #soft jade leech #jade leech fluff #jade x reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #floyd fluff #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd x reader #floyd leech fluff

[smokersbaby]

How OP's men would react to an unexpected hug from their s/o - pt. 2

part 1 (Katakuri, Zoro, Kid, Law)

Characters: Sanji, Smoker, Ace, Crocodile TW: fluff and me making fun of Sanji, sorry Reader: gender neutral Author's notes: since pt. 1 had a lot of success, I decided to continue with this series of headcanons! I'll do a part 3 so suggest to me in the comments who you'd like to see next! (p.s. Sanji's a pervert)

Sanji

Just a hug? Prepare yourself to receive much more than that.

If you hug him tight, he'll hug you tighter, it's like a competition to see who shows more love to the other.

Probably he'd try to give you some smooches, this guy is super glue when it comes to demonstrating love to his partner.

"Y/N-chwan let me love you!" he'd say with a cheesy voice, nosebleeding just by having you in his arms (he can't get accustomed to your closeness).

You'd have to escape from him if you don't want to be dragged into a long make-out session now.

Sanji would look for you as you hide, saying that he only wants more hugs (false, he wants to have seggsy time with you).

Smoker

He gets easily flustered if you hug him out of the blue when alone and it makes him almost panic if in front of other people.

Imagine wrapping your arms around his torso in front of his subordinates. He'll just try faintly to send you away, his cheeks red as tomatoes as he whispers "Not now babe, please".

As you let him go sighing, he'll come back to you as soon as possible, finding an excuse just to have five seconds alone with you.

He'll pick you up and embrace your body as if it was a feather, your arms and legs wrapped against the beefy man as he places his forehead against yours

Too bad his subordinates once caught you two lovebirds having a sweet moment and let out an "Aaaww". Smoker turned around and gave them a glacial, death stare. Their bodies were never found (just kidding, he's a sweetheart).

Ace

This guy is warm to hug (that's no secret, you could have imagined that) and since he's a sweet partner who loves to demonstrate his love physically, he is just obsessed with your hugs and your presence in general.

His hugs are tender and make you feel protected in his arms, he holds you as if you were the most precious thing in the world for him.

Normally, Ace loves hugging you while sitting on the couch, you on his lap and your legs wrapped around him as he rubs your back.

Even though this may be an allusive position for more than just a hug, he wouldn't go further if you don't ask for it. 

Just having his s/o in his arms it's enough for Ace, and comforting you after a stressful day it's one of the things he loves the most (p.s. don't try this with Sanji, he'll take it as an invitation to have seggsy time).

Crocodile

If Crocodile doesn't know it's you approaching him from behind he would turn into sand, your arms wrapping around nothing and leaving an annoyed look on your face.

"Sorry love, I thought it was someone trying to murder me" he'd excuse himself realizing it was his s/o.

He'd pat your head and give you a tight hug to put a smile back on your face since he saw how unimpressed you were from his cautious behaviour.

Next time you'll embrace him with wet hands to neutralize his devilfruit's powers so that he can't escape the hug.

If you manage to gain his complete trust, he'll even let you join him when he's having a shower or taking a bath, since he loses all his strength in both cases. He refuses to admit that but hugging you as he's so vulnerable gives him lots of comfort, he loves it.

#one piece #smoker one piece #captain smoker #one piece smoker #smoker #one piece fanfiction #smoker op #one piece headcanons #headcannons #sanji x reader #sanji op #one piece sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #headcanons <3 #crocodile x reader #one piece crocodile #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #crocodile #ace x y/n #ace x reader #fire fist ace #one piece ace #ace one piece #sanji x y/n #ace portgas #portgas d ace #portgas ace x reader #one piece scenario

[purpleleafsyt]

Decided to post the art in this separately because I really enjoy it but it's buried a liiittle under text :]

#purplearts #my digital art #yugioh #yugioh fanart #ygo #ygo fanart #yugioh arc v #ygo arc v #arc v #arc v fanart #kurosaki ruri #ruri kurosaki #lulu obsidian #her <33 #this is my second time making this post #because the first one was just. eaten #if the previous post posts I'm so sorry ignore it and I'll delete it when I find it #anyways!! #headcanons <3 #off queue

[felixblankspace]

One thing I really like about an hipotetic Rise Leosagi it is this two- both Miya and Leo are insomniacs-

I can Imagine Usagi trying to sleep with Leo holding into him with his eyes close and without warning Leo just kiss Usagi to show him that he is awake...

They just talk and laugh a little and end up going outside to watch the sky uwu

#rise leosagi #leosagi #time differece related in a way #headcanons <3

[minheeskitten]

First time requesting something... Sorry

I Had a Bit of a brainrot going on for a View days about Kingdoms Dann and Jahan. And i was wondering Who of them would have which Kink in your Opinion? If they even have any at all... So... Yeah...

All the Love to you 🌺❤️🌺❤️🌺❤️

Oh my gods yes. i love this, thank you so much for this request <3

Dann- If he doesn't have a daddy kink im gonna fucking cry. He just seems like the kind of guy to go 'no, call me daddy' or, if he's feeling blasphemous, father. Either he likes pain or not at all, and im leaning towards, doesn't like pain. But he def does like being stronger than his partner i mean. Why else would he purposefully stay the strongest member of kingdom? He wants to be able to manhandle someone. me please But i think he is into biting. Why? idk. maybe it's the possessive nature of it i mean cmon. Speaking of which. Jealous man. Possessive man. Hot. He'd be one of those who would much rather you wear the cute short/skimpy outfits for him only. Maybe a friend, if he wanted to watch a friend fuck you which of course he would. it's hot, knowing that he's watching his friend and partner get off with each other, only to then come by and be able to wreck his partner himself, after his friend mujin had their way w them Also, i think he likes praise. All idols like praise. one nicely timed 'good boy, seungbo!' and he can be an absolute little pet. Cute lil fox boy wants praise :3 He may like a bit of humiliation too :3 He def has a bit of a breeding kink, i mean cmon. all christians do.

lemme move on to jahan before i ramble for too long ab dann hehe :3

Jahan- Praise kink. obviously. He likes it. He likes some rougher aspects. biting, hickeys, maybe a bit of bruising. If you can bruise him he's likely gonna get hard from it omg. He's shy about what he does like, but he loves knowing that he can be broken down so easily. Because, well. you can't just tell me jahan doesn't love a nice 'you're taking me so well, jihun' You can't convince me he doesn't love being teased. i am fully convinced he loves being teased. maybe a bit of somnophilia. just, like he's asleep and then wakes up to being touched, yep thats a lovely way to wake up. BREEDING KINK. thats it. let him cum in you. do it. Or cum in him, he's not particular. It feels nice anyways :3 Let the boy have his fun Body worship. You start telling him how hot he is, he's immediately shy n turned on omg. You start kissing ans touching everywhere on him, making sure he knows how much you love his pretty body? He's flustered n shy and oh my gods he's so hard, just give him a lil suck. cmon. Suck his mind out from his dick. He'd be cute. Whiny. Vocal boy. Groans, moans, whimpers. No matter where he is. VOCAL BOY. Let him be noisy :3 If he is hard enough, you probably could convince him to try sounding :3 (he'd love it) Now, neither of them have dacryphilia, but i do, and i think they'd be cute crying. but that is a personal opinion :3

#asks <3 #kingdom smut #headcanons <3 #hard hours <3

[deadwriter16]

i am not an artist but i did one of these for fun lol the drawings suck i am so sorry

i kinda love it tho

green = deku / orange = kacchan

#bkdk #headcanons <3 #bakudeku #katsudeku #ktdk #katsuizu #decchan #ship in 5 minutes #bnha

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

#good omens #good omens season 3 #headcanon #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #my artwork

[macaronniart]

putting astarion's sewing skills to worthwhile use

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 scratch #scratch bg3 #owlbear cub #bg3 owlbear #i see lots of headcanons about tailor astarion making clothes for the companions #but some crucial members seem to get overlooked!!!

[spacebarbarianweird]

Astarion's Tent

Has anyone paid attention to how Astarion's tent reflect on his personality?

The exteriour side is clean and elegant. There are pillows, a carpet, an expensive mirror, even a fucking plant (headcanon - Astarion is into gardening). His tent is probably the most well-maintained in the whole camp.

But take a look inside (it's difficult since he blocks the entrance) - it's a mess.

There are empty bottles with blood (as if he is an alcoholic who doesn't bother to take out the garbage). There is no bed (Halsin is also an Elf but he has a bedrol in his tent) - it's just wooden plank, a piece of rag for a blanket and some sorry excuse for a pillow. His tent is a mess like this room who belongs to an addict or a depressed person. It's dirty, full of garbage. And he doesn't have a comfortable place for sleep!

All the good things (new and clean) he has are put out in the front to others to see. When people pass by they see this beautiful picture of a gedonist-magistrate who wants everything to be in order. Dare to look inside - it's a completely different picture.

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion romance #astarion bg3 #bg3 #astarion headcanon #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #astarion baldurs gate #Astarion probably hates himself deep within since he even doesn't bother to get a proper blanket or at least take out the garbage

[coff3w]

The Bola's gas masks.

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp lore #qsmp headcanons #qsmp fandom #digital art #qsmp art #team bolas #qsmp bolas #red team #qsmp purgatory #purgatory event #purgatory day 3 #qsmp event #slimecicle qsmp #slime qsmp #slimecicle #qsmp jaiden #jaidenart #roier art #qsmp roier #qsmp cellbit #cellbit #philza minecraft #carre qsmp #baghera fanart #qsmp baghera #foolish qsmp #foolish g fanart #mcyt foolish

[cloudcountry]

floyd's the type of person to smack kisses onto your face with obnoxious "muuuuuuuah!" sounds.

"muah muah muah shrimpy muah muah shrimpy's so cute muah muah i love shrimpy"

never change floyd. never change.

#does this make sense #auburn's rambles <3 #headcanons <3 #i guess that tag fits too??? #floyd leech fluff #floyd leech is a silly guy #floyd leech x reader #floyd fluff #floyd x reader

[saffron-rays]

Nightmare

HC: even though he doesn’t require sleep, if tav is human, Astarion picks up the habit as a means to spend as much time with them as possible… since humans have one of the shortest life spans of all the races in Faerûn.

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion x tav #astarion x female reader #astarion x f!tav #astarion art #astarion headcanons #astarion angst #astarion x original female character #astarion x female tav #astarion fanart #astarion comic

[arggghhhsstuff]

forever obsessed with percy being weird. off-putting. strange even. a cryptid maybe. an urban legend if I may. my boy is the son of one of the oldest, most powerful gods, has been in FBI's records since the age of twelve, fought and won two wars against immortal beings, went to hell and back. I think he's allowed to be a little odd.

#percy jackson #cryptid percy jackson #<- there are only 3 fics under this tag on ao3 it's making me so sad #because i have THOUGHTS and HEADCANONS and IDEAS but i don't know how to write #demigods being less humans than they are in canon is a favorite headcanon of mine #they get to be WEIRD and SCARY and POWERFUL #!!!! #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #pjo hoo toa #demigods #percy jackson fandom #percy jackson tv show #pjo show #yeah

[gleafer]

Hello Tumblr! First post ever. I’m an illustrator living in the Chicago western suburbs who is currently suffering from a severe case of Good Omens obsession. So I’ll be sharing my artwork here!

“Not This Time”

Fanfic art of how I imagine the “second coming”!

#good omens #good omens season 3 headcanon #good omens art #good omens aziraphale #goodomens crowley #good omens crowley #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fan art #second coming #neil gaiman #illustration #illustrative art #comic book art #sketch #illustrator #digital fanart

[minheeskitten]

i latched on to exactly two things:

- aphrodisiac cum. oh my god. you're a genius 😍

- slit? hyeop has a slit? a slit? i need to fuck that 🫣

Aphrodisiac cum is literally so fun bcs once he's alr done once, you're immediately just begging to fuck him more. Or you're just taking him :)

Yes a slit. A genital slit. That his cock hides in as well as his sweet little egg sacs. Gotta keep them all safe, you know!

And don't worry, its very fuckable. So fuckable that he literally will whimper if you slide your hand to touch him there.

Also can make him grind against you to get off. Its really sensitive :) you could even rub yourself against him there and he'd melt into a puddle of moans n whimpers omg

Also, all mers have those in my hcs :) all mercreatures. Even siren!Ivan

#asks <3 #anons <3 #🩷 anon #headcanons <3

[deadwriter16]

Bakudeku never met au where they meet at ua

oh INCHRESTING

bkg and deku don't grow up together, bkg and his parents live in a different city while deku still grows up quirkless in musutafu. deku still gets bullied pretty bad, maybe even worse while bkg is still praised for his quirk and always told he's the best as per canon

deku gets one for all from all might for saving another kid from the sludge villain. he gets into the hero course at UA and so does bakugou, and they meet for the first time in class

they butt heads IMMEDIATELY. like, they do not like each other. deku thinks bkg is too aggressive and mean and bkg thinks deku is a crybaby who's annoyingly nice. like deku was like "good morning bakugou!" and bkg was like "shut up i hate u" and deku was like "ok fuck u too" and they've just been enemies ever since

naturally because of this animosity they get paired up together literally all the time. bkg calls deku "deku" because he's like ur so fuckin useless and deku calls bkg "kacchan" solely because it annoys the hell out of him. deku makes his hero name deku solely out of spite because it makes bkg so fucking enraged

and then they start spending so much time together they fall in love. deku wakes up one day like "holy shit kacchan sugoi" and then goes back to bed like fuck i am not dealing w this rn and bkg wakes up one day like "NO FUCK I LIKE DEKU FUCK" and proceeds to literally forget how to Emote and like combust

their dynamic quickly shifts to "kacchan ur so amazing!!" "i thought i sucked balls shitty deku?" "u can suck my balls ;)" "WHAT-"

bkdk hcs ask game!

#thanks for asking <3 #bnha #bkdk #bakudeku #my headcanons <3 #headcanons <3 #bkdk hcs ask game