the thing is that if jonathan sims and sydney sargent met, i do not think they'd get along. it'd be like epic rap battles autism vs. adhd. sydney would take one good look at jon and go "this man has zero sense of whimsy and fun i want him dead" and jon would take one good look at sydney and go "this man is dead. who did this. is he an avatar. i am scared get me out of this fucked up summer camp"
and if jonah magnus and elijah volkov met, it'd be a whole different kind of disaster. it would turn psychosexual before you can say sigmund freud. and they would both be hypocrites about it too just thinking "damn this bitch is crazy. i'm so glad i picked the correct religion, unlike her" about each other the whole time.
but if gertrude robinson and lucille bertuccelli met, it would be the best thing to ever happen to both of them. they would be best friends without ever expressing a single emotion towards each other. if they met, the world might go up in flames, though.
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This is amazing and you need to watch it.
The Women of Weber Place (music by Brian Bennett and Alan Hawkshaw, “Dossier”) 💥
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LUCY & THE CRIMINALS
Lucy’s Encounters with the Criminal Underworld ~ Part 3
Lucycoms introduced crime stories to keep plotlines exciting and contemporary. Here’s a look at the thieves, burglars, robbers, murderers, prowlers, second-story men, mobsters, forgers, counterfeitters, and con artists in the Lucyverse!
“Lucy’s Impossible Mission” (1968) ~ In this parody of “Mission: Impossible” (a Desilu / Paramount production), Lucy Carter fights international espionage in the persons of Mulhill Omar (Tim Herbert) and Ambassador Korlik of the Slobtoni Embassy (Joseph Ruskin).
“Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50?” (1968) ~ It’s Van Johnson! Or is it? Lucy loans the film star money to fix his car – but the man turns out to be a con-man posing as Johnson.
“Lucy and the Ex-Con” (1969) ~ The Unique Employment Agency sends Rocky (Wally Cox), a reformed safe cracker, on an assignment as a janitor. When the place is robbed, Rocky is the number one suspect. Disguised as old ladies, Lucy and Rocky go undercover to catch the real crook...
...Doc Morgan (Bruce Gordon). Morgan is nicknamed Doc because he uses a stethoscope when safe cracking. Bruce Gordon had played mobster Frank Nitti on Desilu’s “The Untouchables” (1959-63).
“Lucy and the Great Airport Chase” (1969) ~ Filmed on location at Los Angeles International Airport, Lucy and Harry elude dangerous spies Enemy Agent Yang (Larry Duran) and Enemy Agent Kurt (Sid Haig).
“A Date for Lucy” (1969) ~ Caesar Romero plays jewel thief Tony Rivera, Lucy’s date for a soiree at which he plans to steal the gems of a wealthy dowager. After Rivera is knocked out cold, Lady Warren (Barbara Morrison) discovers she’s been robbed. When Lucy tells her who it was, she can’t believe it.
“He’s so charming! He’s so handsome! He looks just like Cesar Romero!”
“Lucy Gets Her Man” (1969) ~ Harry’s old Army buddy is working in Counter-Intelligence and needs a stenographer to help get the goods on suspected spy Arthur Vermillion (Victor Buono). Naturally, Lucy gets the assignment. Isabel (Mary Wickes) calls Harry Jack the Ripper, comparing him to the famous London serial killer.
Lucille Ball and Victor Buono were both featured in “Like Hep!”, a Dinah Shore special that aired a few months after this episode. In it, Ball did a variety of sketches, including one set in a speakeasy with Buono as a mob boss. On television, Buono is probably best remembered for playing King Tut, one of the arch villains on “Batman” (1966-68).
“Lucy’s Burglar Alarm” (1969) ~ When Lucy and the kids are robbed and Harry refuses to fund a $500 burglar alarm, Craig comes up with an elaborate home alarm system. Guy Marks plays the well-dressed crook.
“Lucy and Viv Visit Tijuana” (1970) ~ On a sightseeing trip to Mexico, Harry is convinced by shopkeeper / smuggler Pedro (Don Diamond) to transport a stuffed animal over the border, claiming it is for his 3 year-old niece living in Los Angeles. Stopped at the border, they discover it actually contains contraband.
“Lucy and Wally Cox” (1970) ~ Lucy and Wally are assigned to be security guards at a warehouse, where they encounter armed robbers Lefty Logan (X Brands) and Baby Face Johnson (Gil Perkins).
“Lucy and Ma Parker” (1970) ~ When a woman and two children mysteriously move in next door, Lucy discovers that they're a band of criminals led by Ma Parker (Carole Cook). Her cohorts are little people dressed as archetypal children: Herman Golub (Billy Curtis) is dressed as Buster Brown, and Milton / Mildred (Jerry Maren) is dressed as Shirley Temple.
Lucy is recruited to impersonate Ma Parker and help nab dangerous Chicago mobsters Muggsy (Boyd ‘Red’ Morgan) and Joe Grapefruit (Marc Lawrence).
The title character is a parody of Kate 'Ma' Barker (inset), the mother of several criminals who ran the Barker gang in the 1930s. She traveled with her sons during their criminal careers.
“Lucy and Harry’s Italian Bombshell” (1971) ~ When Lucy and Kim sleep at the office, they encounter a burglar (Herbie Faye). Instead of robbing them, the he actually gives Kim and Lucy five dollars!
“Lucy and Mannix are Held Hostage” (1971) ~ Mannix (Mike Connors) and Lucy are taken hostage by Vernon (John Doucette) and Ruby (Marc Lawrence).
“Lucy and the Candid Camera” (1971) ~ Allen Funt, host of TV’s “Candid Camera”, plays himself and his con-man doppelganger.
As the con-man, he convinces the Carters to rob a fur salon, then a bank - all under the impression they are pranks for the TV show.
“Lucy and the Little Old Lady” (1971) ~ When Mrs. Brady, a kindly widow from out of town (Helen Hayes), comes to the Unique Employment Agency looking for a part-time job, Kim becomes suspicious that she may be running a con game so they plan to hold a fake séance to expose her. The character Hayes plays here capitalizes on her Oscar-winning role of Ada Quonsett in Airport (1970), a sweet little old lady who cons the airlines and stows away to get free air travel. On “Here’s Lucy” the plot relies on the premise that Mrs. Brady could be a con artist.
“Lucy and the Reckless Wheelchair Driver” (1972) ~ Hickey, a show business agent (Jesse White), tries to sue Lucy for hitting his client with her wheelchair. Lucy and Harry think the young man is faking and that the agent is a con artist.
“Dirty Gertie” (1972) ~ In this story based on A Pocketful of Miracles, Lucy is mistaken for an apple peddler who just happens to be the good luck charm of Rocky (Bruce Gordon), a mob boss. The police recruit Lucy to help capture the mobster in his own nightclub. Johnny Silver plays Benny, one of Rocky’s mob.
Other mobsters include ‘Moose’ Murdock (John Harmon) and ‘Numbers’ Smith (Ed Hall).
“My Fair Buzzi” (1972) ~ Kim’s shy and awkward friend Annie Whipple (Ruth Buzzi) comes out of her shell in order to audition for a 1920s revue in which Harry plays a mobster named ‘Big Jake’.
“Lucy Goes To Prison” (1973) ~ Lucy goes undercover as a convict to get information out of bank robber Mumsie Westcott (Elsa Lanchester).
“Lucy Plays Cops and Robbers” (1973) ~ Lucy forms a neighborhood watch group and starts seeing criminals where there are none. After several false alarms to the local police, a real burglar (Gino Conforti) actually shows up!
“Lucy the Sheriff” (1974) ~ Lucy finds out that her grandmother was the first woman sheriff of a Montana town that is celebrating its centennial. She is asked to play her grandmother at the celebrations, which include the recreation of a bank robbery. Lucy is enjoying playing lawmaker until Jake (Cliff Osmond) and Rusty (John Craig), a couple of genuine robbers, interrupt the celebration and take her hostage!
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Caught up on @CallTheMidwife1 episode 1 of the new season, as always it shows issues with such care & sensitivity. Every time I'm in tears 😢 Thank you to all the cast & crew for another exceptional start of a new season❤️❤️
I'm a mess from crying 😢😢😢
@CallTheMidwife1 is the best part of my weekend. Lucille's story touched me ❤️ I laughed & I cried 😢❤️
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What Every Woman Knows (1934) Gregory La Cava
May 23rd 2022
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Helen George as Nurse Trixie Franklin in "Call the midwife"(2012-)
S11 Christmas special
It's December 1966, and good tidings are in the air. Following a long engagement, Lucille and Cyril are excited about their upcoming nuptials and can't wait to get married on Boxing Day. However, as the day approaches, nothing seems to run smoothly, and the wedding ceremony itself is put in jeopardy. While Nancy focuses on her final midwifery examinations, it is all hands on deck as the Nonnatus team prepare for what will inevitably be a busy Christmas. The maternity home is filled with expectant mums-to-be, each with their own challenging case.
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Creepypasta sexualities ( my headcanons)💘
I just love doing headcanons on characters, is it some kind of addiction? :")
Jeff Woods ( Jeff the killer) — aromantic
Liu Woods ( Homicidal Liu )— bisexual
Jane Richardson ( Jane the killer )—lesbian
Jane Arkensaw — straight
Nina Hopkins — sapphic
Eyeless Jack — demisexual
Ben drowned — is bisexual
Tobias Rogers ( Ticci Toby) — pansexual
Natalie Ouellet ( Clockwork )— bisexual
Kate Millens (Hays) - sapphic
Helen Otis ( Bloody painter) — omnisexual
Dina Angela Clark ( Judge Angels ) — straight
Jonathan Blake ( The Puppeteer ) — bisexual
Ann Luzen Mia ( Nurse Ann ) — asexual
Jason Meyer ( Jason the toymaker) — aroase
Laughing Jack — aroase, demiboy
Laughing Jill — aroase, demigirl
Candy pop — omnisexual, genderfluid
Nathan Nobody — pansexual
Lucille Tiffany Greatfield ( Lulu) — asexual
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April 5, 2024: May 5, 2020, John Okrent
May 5, 2020
John Okrent
It is beautiful to be glad to see a person
every time you see them, as I was to see Juan,
the maintenance man, with whom it was always the same
brotherly greeting—each of us thumping a fist
over his heart and grinning, as though we shared a joke,
or bread. I barely knew him. Evenings in clinic,
me finishing my work, him beginning his—
fluorescence softening in the early dark. He wasn't even fifty,
had four grandchildren, fixed what was broken, cleaned
for us, caught the virus, and died on his couch
last weekend. And what right have I to write this poem,
who will not see him in his uniform of ashes,
only remember him, in his Seahawks cap, and far from sick,
locking up after me, turning up his music.
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2023: Homeric Hymn, A.E. Stallings
2022: The Mower, Philip Larkin
2021: When people say, “we have made it through worse before”, Clint Smith
2020: Untitled, James Baldwin
2019: To Yahweh, Tina Kelley
2018: from how many of us have them?, Danez Smith
2017: Sad Dictionary, Richard Siken
2016: Lucia, Ravi Shankar
2015: Overjoyed, Ada Limón
2014: Helen of Troy Does Countertop Dancing, Margaret Atwood
2013: Anniversary, Cecilia Woloch
2012: Poem for Jack Spicer, Matthew Zapruder
2011: Now comes the long blue cold, Mary Oliver
2010: Jackie Robinson, Lucille Clifton
2009: In the Nursing Home, Jane Kenyon
2008: To the Couple Lingering on the Doorstep, Deborah Landau
2007: White Apples, Donald Hall
2006: Late Confession, Gary Soto
2005: Steps, Frank O’Hara
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Real names
Jeff the Killer- Jeffrey woods
Liu- Louis Woods
Ben- Ben Lawman
Sally Dawn- Sally Dawn (formerly Williams)
Sam Williams- Sam Williams
Milo the Electrocuted- Milo Moretti
Lulu- Lucille Greatfield
Clockwork- Natalie Rogers (formerly Quellette)
Zero- Zero (formerly Alice Jackson)
Jane the killer- Jane Vaughn Richardson (formerly Richardson)
Mary Vaughn- Mary Vaughn
Jane Everlasting- Jane Arkensaw
Vailly Evans- Vailly Evans
Nathan the nobody- Nathan Lux
Eyeless Jack- Jack Nyras
Kate the chaser- Kate Hayes
Rouge- Heather Marshall
Wilson the basher- Wilson Marshall (formerly Warren)
X-virus- Cody Rogers (formerly David)
Lazari- Lazari Swann
Stripes- Eloise Swann (formerly Bellarose)
Kaidy- Kaidy Zalgo
Senora Zalleen- Senora Zalleen s.
Nina the killer- Nina Hopkins
Puppeteer- Puppeteer (formerly Johnathan Blake)
Zachary- Zachary Gibson
Emra- Aldrige
Bloody painter- Helen Otis
Suicide Sadie- Sadie nanook (formerly Bennett)
Roadwalker- Zayner Nanook
Judge angel- Dina Angela-Otis (formerly Clark)
Nurse Ann- Ann Mia
Randy- Randy Harrison
Sully- Sullivan Harrison
Keith- Keith Davis
Troy- Troy Green
Dollmaker- Vaughn Volikov
Svetlana- Svetlana Aristov
Vicky genocidal- Victoria Ross
Hannah the killer- Hannah Jackson
Hung iris- Iris Illman
Oggy- Oggy Jones (formerly Oggy)
Lifeless Lucy- Lucy Jones
Asylum Nancy- Nancy Adams
Chris the Revenant- Chris Myers
Monday Child- Christabel Smith
Laughing Jill- Laughing Jill
Laughing Jack- Laughing Jack
Ticci Toby- Tobias Rogers
Luring Lyra- Lyra Rogers
Killing Kate- Katherine Knight
Lost Silver- Lost Silver (Hibiki)
Cata the Killer- Cata Blackwood
Rotten Abigail- Abigail Walker
The Hare- Lin Wang
The Doll- Andrea Stevens
Raven- Manon Plume
Anna Schurks- Anna Schurk
Weeping forest- Jenifer Rhynes
Nightmare Ally- Adeline Abendroth
Red Death- Sifreid Gadriel
Gas mask maid- Marion Gadriel
Tim- Timothy Wright
Jessica- Jessica Locke
Taylor- Taylor Lockecr
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Horror Girls & Perfume Associations
Irena Dubrovna (Cat People): "Something warm and living" Ciara by Revlon (neroli, ylang ylang, amber)
Thomasin (The Witch): "When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil" Spiritueuse Double Vanille by Guerlain (incense, bulgarian rose, vanilla, cedar) layered over Dirt by Demeter Fragrance
Carrie White (Carrie): "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Heaven Sent by Dana (apple blossom, lily of the valley, musk)
Contess Elizabeth Bathory (Daughters of Darkness): "Love is stronger than death... even than life." La Panthere by Cartier (dried fruits, strawberry, rhubarb, rose, oakmoss)
Edith Cushing (Crimson Peak): "Ghosts are real, that much I know. I've seen them all my life..." Rose Of No Man's Land by Byredo (turkish red rose, raspberry bloom, amber, pink pepper)
Lucille Sharpe (Crimson Peak): "The horror was for love" Criminal of Love by By Kilian (saffron, turkish rose, tobacco)
Anna (Possession): "I feel nothing for no-one!" Fidji Eau de Toilette by Guy Laroche (aldehydes, cloves, amber, rose, vetiver)
Rosaleen (The Company of the Wolves): "I'd never let a man strike me" Lolita Lempicka by Lolita Lempicka (vanilla, praline, licorice)
Sandie (Last Night in Soho): "I've been in a prison all my life"Chant d'Arômes Eau de Toilette by Guerlain (honeysuckle, ylang ylang, vanilla)
Helen (Candyman): "Your death will be a tale to frighten children, to make lovers cling closer in their rapture" Shalimar Eau de Parfum by Guerlain (bergamot, iris, vanilla)
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HATS! ~ Part 3
The Headwear of “Here’s Lucy”
From 1968 to 1974, hats had been relegated to strictly optional - more protection than fashion. But on “Here’s Lucy” hats added immeasurably to the comedy.
Hats could also be used as a disguise. A floppy brim was the best thing to wear undercover!
Admiring her crocheted cloche in the mirror, Kim says “Ali McGraw, eat your heart out!” In 1970, McGraw starred in the film Love Story, which earned her an Oscar nomination. Her character in the film wore a crocheted cloche, which vaulted the fashion accessory to popularity.
MY TOP TEN TOPPERS of Here’s Lucy
#1 ~ EYE SPY
Thinking Harry is hiding something, Lucy, Kim and Mary Jane spy on him during lunch at the country club.
#2 - SUPERSIZE SOMBRERO
On a trip to Mexcio, Lucy tries on the largest hat in the shop.
#3 ~ NATIVE NOGGIN EXTRAVAGANZA
On safari, the Carters perform a Jungle Rain Dance. Desi Arnaz Jr. later said that the dance sequence had him wearing “some of the worst clothes of the entire series.”
#4 ~ LAMPSHADE CHIC
Hiding the fact she’s working in a Chinese Laundry, Lucy turns a lampshade into a hat, with the lampshade’s fringe as her hair.
#5 ~ ‘HEAVENLY’ HILLBILLIE HATS
At Cousin Ernie’s Fun Farm, Lucy and Harry croon “Heavenly Music”!
#6 ~ DOGGIE DO or DOGGIE DON’T?
Running a dog grooming salon, Lucy tries on the merchandise. If #2 is the biggest of Lucy Carter’s hats, this is the smallest.
#7 ~ GROOMER GLAMAZON
In the same episode, Harry dons a fancy shower cap to bathe the pooches.
#8 ~ SEE-THRU STETSONS
Lucy and Carol make their entrances with huge cowboy hats pulled down over their eyes. While Lucy did the stunt blind, Carol Burnett had a mesh visor in her hat!
#9 ~ CHERRIES JUBILEE
Lucy dons a variety of quick change disguises to gain access to a movie studio.
#10 ~ IMPERIAL CROWN
When Harry dons an ornate crown to give Lucy a clue about the identity of a handsome bachelor (he’s a prince), Lucy at first guesses that he is a margarine salesman, a reference to a popular series of commercials for Imperial Margarine in which a person who ate something with Imperial on it would instantly have a crown appear on their head.
HONORABLE MENTIONS (in no particular order)
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