#her scenes are so ugly ew! <3
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goblet of fire thoughts !!!
(my first watch as a marauders fan. spoilers obviously.)
writing my thoughts down bc i’m a Talker during movies and my family is not watching with me
barty <3 i’m trying not to lose it rn
this is the skin of a killer bella (i’ve never seen twilight)
lucius’ hair is so luscious
morsmordre is the coolest word ever idec
oooohhh cho chang (i hate her name so much fuck jkr)
isn’t it funny that ron has a crush on fleur and then she married ron’s brother
fred and george my pookies
eeeee moody (barty)
this is an age line 🤓
krumione is so funny to me
lowk do not like ron in this movie
HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
rita! if only this movie had quillkiller
knowing exactly what size a broom cupboard is is important for future writings
“my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past”
sirius!!!!!
neville <3
i’m not an owl 🦉🤓😠
ron is so sirius
i’m a draco girl im so sorry i can’t help myself he’s so fine
moody (barty) is so real i love him
i never realized how far away the quidditch pitch is from hogwarts
trying to figure out how im gonna write this in the context of the marauders
krum is so
when dumbledore calls barty crouch sr ‘barty’ it messes with me so much
these mini dragons are so cutie
the way harry just destroyed part of the castle
brb memorizing the gryffindor common room layout
harry smiling at cho and then the pumpkin juice falls out of his mouth 😭😭😭
RON’S DRESS ROBES
love ginny
mcgonagall teaching dance lessons
fred and george are so sirius and james
i love neville so much i would happily go to the yule ball with him
ew snape boooo 🍅
harry 😭
RON 😭😭😭 “you know how i like it when they walk”
padma and pavarti’s outfits EAT
guys i know hermione’s dress in the book is blue but in the movie it HAS to be pink ok
MRS NORRIS HAS RED EYES?!
i used to have a crush on moaning myrtle
love neville
harry turning into a little half mermaid
my dad just walked in and said “that’s the dream” (turning into a half mermaid when you swim)
harry is so james for trying to save everyone
fred and george calling harry “moral fiber”
barty crouch sr and moody (barty) 😧
THE TRIAL SCENE AHHHH
“evan rosier is dead” 💔
rip frank and alice
“give me a wretched name! BARTY CROUCH…… junior”
barty is so fine ahhhhhh
the way he just flicks his tongue 😭
barty and sirius would’ve been best friends in azkaban
cassandra but it’s harry about his dreams
oh no this is the part where cedric dies
this movie reminds me of the cursed child because of That One Part
“periculum” red sparks remember that
“kill the spare” 💔
rip robert pattinson you will be missed
voldemort’s fetus body getting thrown in the cauldron 😭
why did they have to make wormtail so ugly like
tom riddle was a hottie why’d he have to turn into a snake man
brooo put your dogs away
voldy’s manicure eats lowkey
i forget how small the dark mark is on their arm
death eater outfits are so funky
lucius 😧
lily mention 💔
“i can touch you know” voldy he’s 14
ooooo duel
james ☹️
lily ☹️
his eyes really are glistening with the ghosts of his past
“i don’t think i said anything about a graveyard professor”
the trunk is cool
moody (barty) turning to barty We Are So Back
he’s so babygirl
the way barty just escaped azkaban and no one noticed 😭
you can tell dumbledore isn’t straight because he stands like [see picture below]
and it’s over
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Xena Reactions S1Ep12! (Oops kinda fucked over by uni and forgot to watch on)
Lots of murdor
GORGEOUS WOMAN
ew. A MAN. GO AWAY, PARIS YOU FUCKING MORON
I am very respectfully looking at cleavage
Ohhh, Helen is calling for Xena?
Gabrielle wants to see Helen? Gay
They're such girlfriends
To Troy!
SPIDERS. OKAAYY
Does he know Gabrielle?
"We were to be married" Sjdhdbsb well. This is awkward. This is Gabrielle's wife Xena, the one she ran away with
Ugly-ass Menelaus
Awww, Helen and Xena?
Yes leave Paris's ugly ass
Uh oh, Gabrielle and the guy. Gonna be awkward
He's gonna die. 100%
THE GUY WHO KILLED HELEN'S MESSENGER
"ARCHEEER, ARCHAAAAAAHHH" *dies*
Gabrielle is like Damn I'm so glad I left him
Xena stop leaving your wife behind challenge
Xena encouraging Helen to leave her husband, we stan
I KNEW THE GUY WAS SHADYYY
How did this shit even know what Xena was talking about...
"Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts" hey it's the episode title
SOMEONE STAB PARIS PLS
Ah yes. The Trojan Horse. The Trojan Horse for Troy, Troy's Trojan Horse. The Trojan Horse specifically built for Troy. That Trojan Horse?
Xena KNOWSSSS
Shiiit, she gotta beat people up
Bath scene for Helen 👀
Ew, Paris go awayyyy
Helen, leave that fucker.
There goes Xena beating up men
Gabrielle is worried for her gf
WHY IS EVERYONE DRUNK/ASLEEP
Menelaus get your crusty old man ass out of here
YAY FOR GABRIELLE FIGHTING
GFs fight togetherrrr
That Amazon training really paid off
Xena's gonna get Helen
Paris you dramatic shit.
Xena saving gorgeous women, as she should.
Oh we all know that soldier NEEDES the bath
"Xena. I misjudged you." HELEN FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU MORON WITH ZERO BRAINCELLS
"Burn Troy to the ground" how about you fucking set your fragile male ego aside. Everyone.
Ah. The thin veil of heterosexuality
"No, you wanted to own me" TELL HIM
AHAHAHA PARIS WAS STABBED
EW. That's WORSE. GET your disgusting fingers off Helen
Melenaus crusty ass, shut uppp
HA. THEY ALL HID IN THE HORSE
Oh ffs shut ittt
"Leaving so soon? :3" Xena my beloved
BWAHAHA PUTS THE CROWN ON HIM "The prettiest prince"
Gabrielle kissing a homie
Xena will encourage eomen to leave their husbands and we love to see it
"COLLECTOR'S ITEM" GABRIELLE
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EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE TEEN WOLF MOVIE
bc I hate it more than I've ever hated anything in my life 😭
Allison is back from the dead and somehow stays alive by the end of the movie as if that's not unnatural af !!! Like she's a human? how is that a thing? why did they do this? I love Allison, I really do but her coming back to life and not being laid back to rest by the end of the movie was so psycho and bizarre. Idk why they made that choice but I hated it
Derek apparently had a child 15 years ago and Allison died 15 years ago so somehow he had a child in season 3? When? When would he have time to do that? He was literally with Jennifer that season 🤨 so when did he make this kid who he seemed to have always been in the life of ? the math isn't mathing. ik teen wolf math sometimes doesn't make sense but I excused it bc I like the show but since I hate this fucking movie I will not excuse it. Jeff Davis tell me how the fuck Derek somehow had a kid in season 3!?
Who is the mother of Derek's child? (We all know that Stiles is the other parent) but fr why is she not mentioned at fucking all??? like it felt so unnatural, like they were specifically talking around it or some shit. I swear Eli never even says the word mom once!! how? why do they act like she doesn't exist? at this point I'm gonna assume Derek made this child asexually through budding or some shit cus wtf
IK Dylan O didn't want to be in the movie but they didn't have to do everything in their power to pretend Stiles didn't exist. The only references to him were the Jeep and Lydia's dumb dream. It made it seem like Stiles doesn't keep up with them anymore and that they don't keep up with him, and that's including his fucking dad. It's so unnatural and ew. I'm also very sad that Kira wasn't here but ik why Arden didn't want to do it. Fuck Jeff tbh. Kira was barely mentioned also, I don't think they EVER said anything about her at all. It's giving Jeff is bitter or smth.
This movie dragged so bad, it was boring as shit and I struggled to get to the 2 hour mark. It was actually painful for me to watch . I wanted to skip through every scene basically, trying to get to SOMETHING interesting, but it was rare that anything like that was going on
Some of the style choices were weird. The clothes they had Deaton in weren't right, it didn't feel like something he'd wear at all. Also so weird to see Chris in a turtleneck, idk if he's worn one before but it looked weird. Peter ate though, I have to give them that.
WHY WOULD MASON BE A FUCKING COP? What about him screams cop? 😐 He should be working with Melissa at the hospital or doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
Parrish and Malia 😐 disgusting. He knew her as a teen!!! like hello?? that's weird af! I already hated him and Lydia, bc why is he going after a freshly turned 18 y/o and I was hoping that the writers would know better by now then to do this weird shit but obviously they didn't
What exactly was Harris back for? He barely explained what happened to him or what he knew? It was dumb. If they left him out, I don't think it would've impacted the movie or what we know about Harris at all. Also, I don't remember if they explained but why was he alive anyway?
Abolish Eichen House
Some of the sets were very ugg and didn't feel like teen wolf at all
Peter sniffing the ground like a dog ☠️☠️☠️ SO UGLY 😭 but so hilarious, best scene hands down
Curse count: 9 Shits and 2 Motherfuckers (both from Chris which is funny asf)
The movie was not fun, it didn't have the fun vibes of the original show, all the jokes were meh and didn't live up to the source material.
who tf is Eli's mom 😐 I'm serious
why did former best friends Mason and Liam barely say one word to each other 😐😐😐😐 idc if they had no time, they should've been hugging and crying in the background or some shit
Why did they decide to make Derek burn???? LIKE HUH??? That was sick ! The worse possible death they could've given him! Like that's TRAUMATIC!!! Like were we meant to think this was poetic or smth?? cus I don't. I just think it's sick and weird. Not only that but they made him leave his kid. at this point why'd they even give him a kid just to kill him off. it also kind of felt like they exchanged a dead person for an alive person
the way Liam and Hikari pronounced I love you in Japanese was so bad. im not a language expert but that didn't sound right at all. truly horrendous, get a language coach on set or smth cus that ain't it
them having Allison come back and go back to dating Scott felt very character regressiony for him. like ik he loved allison but so what? you don't need to always end up with your first love. he literally was able to move past her death and get in other relationships. it didn't feel like he was holding a torch for her, it felt like he was able to get past it but now it doesn't. idk it's weird
seeing clips from the tv show made me wanna take the shit off my screen and put on the real show
and lastly this movie didn't need to exist and is not canon in my head
#nonsims#teen wolf movie#spoiler#warning#long post#bc im mad#if there are typos idgas#bye#don't watch this shit yall#and if you do#i hope you heal after watching#teen wolf#teen wolf movie spoilers
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jesse vidal jr. is not my type its liminal mall ew! get real ew ok so i was staring outside of my window thinking nah this bitch geto realerr tha real imma finna die this ur in my prisoner walls? yes! why bc hes geto real how real? da fuq bitch its my room walls
ew
shes a cunt hahaha
nah it hurtz
what the fucking bitch stupidee cheeze nvm! geyy eww delete we can be geto real murderers without partna in south korea where is he? in the center? me? in the front hm literally shes right next to u ew! mhm what day is it? march 1st mhm nah ok surf fuck get her off of me! huh
i had a vision shes a cude lmfao no it went different u were literally in her fucking house! mrs. b?! hell nah bitch she went ugly geto to stay off me no im confused about what to right its not even the point dudee u do rmbr she died its ugly to follow her on tumblr 1st post cheeze its disgusting no followers its disgusting! its digusting! shes dead!? look im in her liminal mall im a zeus heaven gate? spotify lured her into her mistress mind 1st perioud ew shea ugly as fucke and ew she wants to fuxk me ew shes geto real rude ew ok go home weeno noo no mo mo no! shes in the rume haha rhis is stupid not u surf im in the romeo ew! shes a back stabber im her romeo real real geto bitch! she told me she told me that i would die for dating her sister and not send in the bean eww hahaha damn sk sui shordy 9 what the fuck is this! thats fux yes ew shes geto real real ghetto what is there to do no its me! im gonna fux u right now no! ur soul sister? shordy hes cutee do it asian bean 9 lcg ok! i said no im not put my hands on u! or do anything to u? scene in senesense mean awkward mean girls stole my sign language! posted up? yes i changed into ur clothes hahaha!! he is in my body dudee romeo no fucking way! lets get out of her bitch! yes im her fuck buddy toy bad omg i love her bad ass dicks! omg her lux traineer yes! tumblr queeno britney who the fuck said u couls cunt crack kill crips apple crisp daamn its ghetto liminal mall geto 4realz asian gangster sister luv were sissyboiqt tight? yes! eww hahaha shes not lying its tight wait fr? yes! omg! no! someone else chillmaxextremist omg where? twitter no! where is hee i killed his luv gang im on her bed next to her smoking a cigarette im making sure u dont type her into her liminal mall ew bitch geto ugly door handle um! im in her room rn! fucking nigger! im dead i killed myself how did u kill urself? i typed in liminal mall on tumblr and fell into my macbook pro hhaha ew! ur so weird thats hella geto? how did it get into ur room? jesse vidal jr. put it on my bed the wrong one it was z flip 3 geto hahaha ew! ur fine? yes babe shes in my liminal mall space myspace diamondz u killes him! ew bitch macbook pro? cuter nah they finna get jazelle fag stupidee bitch um cuntz nah were gemimi geto hell 3 she brought in a faggot yoon keeho from eboy manga romeo ew stfu and type sk8r boi
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guys help i made my friend watch shadow and bone these were her reactions (ep 1-3)
“mall so glad you didn’t have sex with that hot gaysha i wouldn’t have been that strong.”
she thinks grisha are pronounced gaysha.
ahem, continuing-
*imitating alina* “oh i love you mal ever since you got that cute haircut and when you saved that ugly ass bunny.”
she doesn’t think his haircut is cute. actually she roasted most of their hair- especially kaz’s.
“THAT GUY’S EYEBROWS LOOK READY TO FLY OFF INTO THE FOLD.” guess who she was talking about.
*watching the mal and alina scene in 1x01 where she activates her powers*
me: so romantic he’s dying in her arms!
her: he’s not even in her arms he’s dying on the floor
“OMGOD WAIT I KNOW THE PLOT TWIST- everyone can summon the shadows they just have to believe in themselves.” i laughed way too much at this.
“kaz looks lie a greasy rat what is up with his cheekbones-” again i laughed too much at this.
“I have a feeling this author doesn’t like Scandinavians” as she watched nina roast matthias.
*after two seconds of nina on screen* “I live for her now.”
“ew the darkling acts like her father” i died-
in conclusion she loves the crows and their plot more than the actual plot, she dislikes the darkling and kaz, adores nina, and thinks grisha are gay.
#cant wait for more reactions#making my friend watch this show is so fun#mine#fandom rant#shadow and bone#sab s1#sab s2#the grishaverse#six of crows#darkling#alina starkov#mal oretsev#kaz brekker#nina zenik#zoya nazyalensky#matthias helvar#grisha#shadow and bone reaction
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Oh boy oh boy here it is my thoughts on Lore Olympus episodes 1-10 I didn't include any pictures because I'm figuring out how I wanna do this also im tired but here it is:
Episode One: Stag, You’re It
Why the title
Minthes hair like connects to her head without a line not bad just a comment
Hades’ sharp ass nose but I enjoy the colors, not super bright yknow
Hera looks so cool but also like snatched almost unnaturally
She is a god tho so
Zeus lets goooo such a solid color imo
Im sorry but artemis’ hair is a lil ugly
Love that all the main characters are snatched /s
Episode Two: Who is She?
And Persophone is now 3 shades lighter ok
Also like i hate the dress Artemis gives persephone it ugly
Persophones hair changed lengths like 2 times but maybe im seeing it wrong
Also artemis if she doesnt wanna be here leave wtf
How is. How is hades holding his drink
Zeus changed colors king
I understand lighting and shading but like. Damn
Ok so if Poseidon hates Odysseus does that mean the events of the Odyssey already happened
Ep 3: Who is She pt 2
LMAO what is hades’ nose
Why did she have random parts w/ no color not a complaint just curious
HER FOREHEAD SO LARGE IN THIS ONE PANEL
“Short sighted” Do we ever see him wear glasses again
Zeus’ lil. Hair thingies keep disappearing
“Honestly i think she puts Aphrodite to shame” wow comparing women/hj
Seriously tho like. why
Ep 4: Who is she pt 3
Idk why she does random scenes where the characters are all like just one color. Not bad per say but weird
Gives artemis huge boobs and in one panel they are either smaller or gone
Artemis bestie if that one thing distracts you from your friend you gotta get ur priorities straight
“Hey kiddo wanna have some real fun” ew
Omg purple eros
So much hair
Did she just give her hair powers so she could draw diff styles lets be honest
Ep 5:
Aphrodites hip angle is so sharp it could kill me
“Friggin” makes my mind go to supernatural and i dont appreciate it
Omg shes a cinnamon roll shes so adorable and gorgeous and yet sexy and *i get shot*
Mother emotionally guilting her son omg its my life
The listen panel. Haunts my dreams
Why does she have so many different painting/coloring styles
LMAO LOOK AT HADES ON THE BALCONY its. Its bad
Ep 6
W hy do they stand like that persephone pls
Love demeters colors tho
This is. This is the metaphor for the maidenhood thing right
Thats how i always saw it
Wow persephone you just woke up and you look so pretty wowww woww
Rachel rachel please does her hair have bangs or not just choose
I do actually like the panel with cerberus, persephone, and hades its nice
Ep 7
Cerberus is so cute
Hades shut the fuck up
The coat is cute
Persephone get off the counter this isnt ur house
Whos minthe? Stop being nosy damn
Didnt really have much to say bout this one
Ep 8
Why are both their eyes open i know they arent in love but that so weird right
Is his dick out or is she just naked on him
“Salutiations” old man
Every second i read persephones eyes get bigger
“I would pay you a salary to barge in on every single aspect of my life” is actually cute however. You literally just met her she hasnt even introduced herself
I dont understand why he thought she meant sex idk
I like that his business card has diff names for him
SHE WAS HOLDING HERS IN HER TITTY WHY
Ep 9
Persephone giggling over that is kinda weird imo but whatever
Persephone please pic a face shape
“Come here puppy” look. Look at her face. Wtf
Train ur dogs hades smh
We never see like any of these dogs fuck you rachel i want dogs
“Let the unionize see if i care” haha so funny haha wow so. So funny. Hades ur such a character
Why is her mouth so high up in this one panel
Hehe puppy
Man in bushes
Ep 10
Why does he have so many cars he doesnt need em
The little :p panel is cute
NOT HER FACE AGAIN RACHEL PLEASE JUST LOOK ONCE MORE
Stop yelling hades
Persephones hair is looking bad rn ngl
I love the colors of the underworld tbh
Rachel please go in depth on how you travel there between realms i am so curious
Artemis randomly gains bangs
I know her hair was flowing but her bangs are too short to completely disappear
Why do his eyes randomly turn red honestly
Goodbye thank god
#lore olympus#anti lore olympus#my opinion#spewingthoughts#how do i do the read more option#i am bad at posting on tumblr
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okay, so i stayed up until 2am waiting for this teaser and watching every update from the sdcc interviews/panel, so naturally i have a lot of thoughts.
i'm going to start with all the things i liked. i rrally really liked romitri. i'm pretty satisfied with the casting choices. sisi does kind of remind me of rose, character-wise, especially after seeing her during the interview. she definitely has rose's allure and energetic personality. 😍😍
the same goes for kieron moore. i am as obsessed with him as i am with dimitri. there weren't a lot of scenes of him in the teaser, as it was focused mostly on rose and lisa, but the few he was in took my breath away. he also has a pretty good understading of the character which only made me love him more. (source here) he is majestic...and a crazy thirst trap. 🥵🥵 he also said during the panel interview that "[sisi's] version of rose, helped [him] find [his] dimitri" and now i fantasize marrying him. 😍😍 also there's DEFINITELY going to be a duster (even though it may not be present in every episode) that brought me a special kind of joy. (duster source here) i don't hate the hair either. i'm not sure shoulder-length would suit him.
the romance between between them THANKFULLY looks promising. again there wasn't much in the trailer but the few scenes i saw of them had me making crazed animalistic sounds. that means it's working. there's definitely chemistry between them, which is good because i was worried. i really can't wait to see more of them. 😁😁
the other couple i also liked is obviously dragozera. daniela and andre look reaally great together and same with kieron and sisi, they seem to have a solid chemistry between them. there's going to be a lot more of christian than in the books since the series will not rely of rose's perspective only. that's a change i'm actually really excited about. (source here) i wasn't too invested in dragozera in the books and i probably won't be in the series either, but i do think i'll enjoy watchinh them regardless.
however, just like in any adaptation, there are some changes that i can't get behind. now, i've heard from others in the fandom saying they didn't like the fact that the age gap/student-teacher relationship between rose and dimitri did not make the final cut. (source here) i'm not to thrilled either to be honest, but this is a change i can understand given the implications. i can acknowledge that it's not an aspect of love that should be romanticed especially given that book!rose is underage.
there are some other minor changes in the adaptation, like character features, names, etc. i'm going to be perfectly honest with you guys, i wasn't too keen on the feature changes at first. but i adjusted after a while and i really don't mind it anymore. i became too attached to the actors now anyway. what really irked me was the changes in the names of some characters, (e.g. mia karp rinaldi) i just don't see the reason. it's completely unnecessary in my opinion.
as for the part that reeaaally annoyed me and i completely disagree with: (source)
1. the strigoi look ugly as fuck. i feel sorry for rose and strigoi!dimitri already. 🤣🤣🤣
2. julie plec mentioned to ew that characters' personality traits were altered based on the actors playing them. now, that's not necessarily a bad thing. but i'd be lying if i said it didn't worry me. altering characters like that is a risky business. especially when those traits play a highly significant role in their character arc. i can't say much on this though because who knows...it might actually work somehow.
3. there's one possibility that the charm scene did not make the final cut. now, this is by no means definitive yet, but apparently it was implied in penguin teen's living tweeting of the panel. if that's truly the case, and it's not some misinterpretation of the tweet, then i am going to be PISSED. I LOVE THAT SCENE!! and it deserves justice after that horrying scene they shot in the movie, damn it. "SWEET SASSY MOLASSY" HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY!!! 😭😭😭
4. lastly, the worst change, in my opinion, that couldn't possibly stray further from the books was the very clear indication that mason will NOT be killed off, as is done in the books. apparently, drew (andrew liner) is very talented and likable which somehow means that mason will most likely stay living. WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!?!?! mason's death was such a pivotal moment both for the plot AND rose's character arc. IT. IS. ESSENTIAL. sure it hurt like a bitch, BUT THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. this isn't something to be taken away like that. it literally changes the entire flow of the rest of books. it's just too important to leave out and an actor being good at his/her job is NOT a good enough excuse. i'm sorry...but it just isn't.
i hope you enjoyed my crazy rant. i certainly enjoyed writing it. 😘😘
fingers crossed and let's hope for the best. 🤞🙏
🦇 Vampire Academy aires September 15 🦇
#ranting like a lunatic#vampire academy#vampire academy tv show#peackock#peacock tv#rose hathaway#dimitri belikov#romitri#lissa dragomir#christian ozera#dragozera#sisi stringer#kieroon moore#daniela nieves#andre dae kim#julie plec#richelle mead
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Did you read the new Boruto chapter ?- 🦑
. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME (again)......... going to be honest 1) with how i've been so busy recently (i'm genuinely trying to jigsaw all of the media i'm trying to engage with in terms of my time not spent at work and what i realistically think my attention span is. i feel like i've still not had enough time lately) and 2) last month's hiatus. I GENUINELY COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS MANGA EXISTED LOL. though last week i went to a manga store and showed my friend "hey look at this shit at how godawful its panel layout is". i would have thought that would have jogged my memory but it did not <3
well. i'm going in here i go.
ALRIGHT WELL. literally the first thing that caught my eye is on page two how kawaki says "hey, shika" ???????????????? idk where to find the raws can someone please tell me what the fuck the original japanese line was??? was it supposed to be -chan condescendingly????? i hc so strongly that even tem would never call him that it just feels soooo wrong 💀💀💀
okay tbh i agree with kawaki calling shikamaru worthless because he has done jackshit this entire sequel LMFAO
amado's dry laugh about how he's unfortunately still alive is how every character in this sequel feels about themselves i think tbh ❤️
oh.... right i forgot about the whole claw mark thing.... ah right. yeah. that sure happened...
.......... okay i DO think it's funny how amado pulled out the fucking shogi metaphor because that would resonate with pineapple bitch wow he sure does know him well huH!!!!!!
OISJOIJESTJOIATsEJOIYSEITO NOTTTT H*NATA BURSTING INTO TEARS OVER NOTHING???? HELLO???? i hate how ikemoto draws her too so much she looks like she has some weird fever
I DO NOTTTT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO FUCKING B*RUTO IN THE SLIGHTEST i'm trying to imagine like? if this was literally any other goddamn manga would i care about the themes of "what it means to lose your existence" or blah blah that they're Trying to go for here? but this evokes literally no emotion out of me but anger that i'm wasting my time reading this shit
ew. that sure is how ikemoto draws salad huh. SIGHHHHHH
mitsuki gay moments
they sure are. Trying to do something with this scene with h*nata and h*mawari but they were too cowardice to give h*nata the agency or characterization or personality do say a single word in response idk i don't exactly have faith that they care enough to go back to this scene
"to whom you're feeding the hokage's son?" is one of the dumbest lines i've ever read in my entire life
what the fuck is even going on this shit is so goddamn ugly
thanks i hate it
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thoughts on The Boys, season 3
Episode 7
okay, penultimate episode time!
“this series deals with sensitive issues, including death by suicide and contains scenes that could be sexual, graphic, or taboo in nature. No living people or animals were harmed or coerced. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.”
Well geez, where was this warning for the rest of the show up to now?
strong quotations around “rehab”
they think Homelander dumped her?
that certainly looks like a mistake
which is what?
he’s not wrong
oh my god
this scene is wild
so he actually has powers here?
fucker
get away from her!!!
ooooooh
You stepped on one of them, Homelander
She’d be fine losing her powers if it meant getting the fuck away from you
ew. ew. ew.
you also probably imagined having kids with the literal nazi
Are you sure?
you’re a fucking creeper and I hate you
what are the other two?
I love Annie and Kimiko so much
I don’t know if that’s as easy as it sounds
Basically, yes
“Aside from the two of us, I guess.”
no good ever comes from a place like this
is he a brony
okay I guess not
ERIC BAUZA? ONE OF MY FAVES ERIC BAUZA? NICE
this is weirder than that time the Deep hallucinated his gills talking to him
That’s gross
oh shit what was that
Ah, Butcher’s in his mind-prison
He sure says some wild shit
yeah so this dude is terrifying actually
And what do you care about the Lord?
Everyone’s a mess here.
Damn, Annie
that doesn’t mean he isn’t worth saving
You just lost them, and you were happy about it
I love her so much
I agree with Hughie here, man.
Give her some credit.
do you want to have a threesome with her and an octopus?
oh my GOD that was a JOKE
the deep: I can excuse sexual assault but I draw the line at sea creature misgendering
Hey, he offered to share.
who’s Dave Eggers
oh geez what is this
“Black Sheep Noir”, I love it
YIKES
YIKES. YIKES. YIKES.
young Butcher is perfect, like in terms of acting
yeah you can see exactly where he got his life philosophy from
The guys from the Believe conference?
Not a good combination
And clearly Hughie doesn’t want to be a soldier
fuck you, Homelander
Liar, lying liar
do you think the media caught that?
thanks, Vic
Homelander you weirdo
Again, thank you, Vic
Are you sure he’s going to be the president?
But you’re gonna fuck anyway probably
What’s her favor?
Oh, he’s okay.
Ashley, putting the “gaslight” in “gaslight gatekeep girlboss”
what in the goddamn fuck
this is just like those weird memes about one direction I think
Your wife’s gonna find out now
sorry what
Kimiko, honey
he’d always dance with you
Do you really think that would work?
are we going to see what it says
yes! yes! yes!
I love them so much
My good brave girl
Annie do you know what you’re doing
oh dear
why is he getting this narrated to him?
OH NO
ouch
So that’s what really happened
thank you, MM
I’m glad she’s not okay with it
dude. he has Starlight in his home right now
How do you know that?
oh noooooo
Annie get out of there girl
fucking asshole
love you, Annie
lots of windchimes
You don’t sound chill
He’s not going to put on underwear?
Aww, Hughie admitting Butcher is his friend
and now I’m hoping for a Hughie and Kimiko conversation
Aw, Butcher no
this certainly isn’t foreshadowing anything at all
oh that went THROUGH his eye
ouch
the green light for what?
what’s impossible?
the John Walker Special right there, everyone
is Butcher okay
so like in Uglies
He’s not gonna tell him
Oh no
how long do you have?
thank you, Annie
Well, shit
You’re so gross
DAD? HE’S A FATHER? HE’S HOMELANDER’S FATHER?
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PATHETIC YANDERE
unwanted obsession 2
when obsession goes beyond admiration, it turns into repulsion and the search for love becomes a path of rejection.
cw: non-con, obsession, rejection, violence, stalking, humiliation, kidnapping, manipulation, murder, mentions of torture
(I planned to do only 2 chapters for this yandere, but I realized that I was writing too much so I split the chapter up so that in the next one I can go into more detail about some stuff... as I was too carried away, part 3 will already be in progress)
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No matter what happens, the weird kids will always be weird kids for a reason. It was a saying you knew from the beginning but had chosen to ignore.
Everyone in this party doesn't stop talking about him when they see you. That guy's name is already boiling your blood, they keep asking for more details from the story.
"He did really follow you every day?"
"And he didn't enter because it was a lingerie store?" Laughs again.
"At least he got some manners." You're already tired of explaining the same fucking story.
"...Not only did he follow me but also... took so many pictures of my face and body." The two made disapproved noises.
"Ew! That's hella scary. But why did you try to friend him in the first place?"
"Hmmm... Pick the ugly truth or the cute lie."
"We have two options?"
"Just tell the truth. Not expecting too much since you don't look like a bitch."
"I'll take that as a compliment? Well, when I did find that guy had a crush on me, my first reaction would be to just block the shit out of him. But my friend said that I was being soooooo mean and then at least we should be friends. I really tried to be nice and gentle but he took advantage of that."
"...."
"....You could say that."
'I would never date him, just the thought makes me sick.'
You chucked at their shocked faces. Not knowing that someone was hearing everything.
It was difficult to walk around. Many people were making out or having sex in hidden places, some drank until they passed out, or were high on weed. Your social battery was already bursting to the limit and you only wanted to go home.
The music was playing loudly throughout the house, and it was incredibly crowded in the pool area for various games. The food was incredibly delicious but it had been a while since you had anything to drink. So why not get a cold glass of water and then go away?
You were surprised when you realized that no one was using the kitchen at the moment. Everything was tidy in its place so it was easy to find anything. You filled a glass of water and then drank it, quickly wetting your previously dry throat.
When about to leave the kitchen, you dumped someone.
"Sorry."
"No problem."
It would be impossible not to recognize that voice. You wondered what better action to take now, pretend you didn't notice or create a scene.
Having no guts to deal with his shits anymore, you tried to get away but he just blocked you. His presence was enough to make you slightly nervous. Leaving no time to think, you tried to get again. And there he blocked you another time, stopping you from leaving.
"Can you stop?" What the fuck does he want. Ask for forgiveness or something?
"Why... why did you lie to me? I was just a toy to you?" Oh, so he did hear you before.
"Don't know what you're ranting about."
"How could you be so selfish? You only talked to me to help your 'kind girl' reputation?! I'm sure you expected to hear 'how could anyone be so caring? She doesn't let rumors affect her and tries to be friends with those who are solitary.' That was what you wanted right?!"
"Eavesdropping is wrong silly. But I'm confident you're just furious since you didn't get credit, right? Oh, maybe you only wanted to hear me thank you for being my stalker? No shit."
His reaction was satisfactory, to say the least.
"You actually thought I would date you? Never in a million years."
Your wicked smile made his heart skip a beat again and he disliked that fact. Yet you used him and he still ended up like the wrong guy he is in the story while you took advantage of the fame of a poor helpless girl who was spied on by some creepy guy.
You didn't fuck care for his feelings from the beginning, correct?
"You're done?" He didn't reply. That was your shot to escape from him. "Then bye-bye."
Before you had the chance to run away, he grabbed you. Your form was consequently weaker compared to his tall and muscular body. Your screams were swallowed by the loud party music, no one was around to see or help you.
His thick sweatshirt only protected him from your long nails. And at no point did he loosen his grip on your neck, it didn't take long for your body to succumb to the lack of air. He admired your unconscious figure, absolutely stunning from head to toe and that tight dress only accentuated your curves.
He picked you up in bridal style, slipping your phone in his pocket, leaving the house, and heading to his rented car. He unlocked the trunk and put you inside. There's already rope and tape that he prepared before. Tying your hands and feet and covering your mouth.
Before closing the trunk, he looked around making sure nobody noticed you two leaving.
Waking up to birdsong is certainly a good thing, nature's so beautiful, right? The cold metal around your neck quickly woke you up. Eyes desperately scanning around not recognizing anything about the room. Your pressure, which quickly dropped, made you feel extremely cold in your own body.
The birdsong was long forgotten when noises came almost hammering your ears, your hands trying to silence everything around hoping it was your head fooling you.
But you knew it wasn't a dream. The discomfort, the fear, the desperation, the touch of your skin, it was all real.
It was such a pity, your beautiful face soaked with tears, hands pulled at your own hair in despair, and then went to the thick metal around your neck. There was no point in pulling it because it wouldn't come out.
The tinkle of the chain caught your attention, it was stuck to the wall next to the bed you woke up before. You noticed the chain was long, allowing you to move around the entire room and enter the bathroom that was next to the bedroom.
It's as if he chose the size for you to just walk around this room and nothing more.
'No... Don't tell me he did this for revenge for what I said...'
Your body shook with fear of what he was going to do to you. Many ways of torture and dismemberment ran through your mind.
'Now it's not the time for negative thoughts, if I apologize he'll let me go, right? ...Hopefully.'
Heavy footsteps sounded through the silent house. A shadow hovered through the opening before unlocking it and entering the room.
His eyes quickly searched you inside the room but you were nowhere to be found, you couldn't possibly have left. He assured himself he had chained you and tried to chill out. The length of the chain only went to one place, under the bed. You were definitely there, that's for sure.
He knelt down, resting his head on the floor as he took a look. There you were all curled up, your hands covering your ears trying to ignore your surroundings. His heart broke when he noticed your swollen eyes, were you really sobbing that much?
"[Name]?" He called once. "...[Name]?" Realizing he was ignored again, he took a deep breath and decided to try another approach.
"...I know you're scared. My attitude yesterday wasn't very gentle but you left me no choice. I don't aim to hurt you, so will you please get out of there?" And there you were, starting to cry again without even glancing at him. "Please, I'm really-"
"Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!! I promise not to tell anyone! Just let me go please...” It was almost a sacrifice to say those words but if it meant you being freed then it would be worth it in the end.
You... were apologizing? He clearly wasn't high so it wasn't an illusion. But your remorse was fake, they were not from the heart. You just wanted to get away from him and nothing more.
It was as if thorns were piercing his throat and honestly, he just wanted to scream at how you didn't care about all the things he made just for you. But he couldn't lose control in that situation, you were scared in a new environment and you would only have him to seek comfort. Except you wouldn't.
The feeling of a large hand on your foot certainly scared you, but the touch wasn't harsh. He easily pulled you out of bed. Your dress from last night he'll only see you stripped when you're ready lifts slightly from the friction of the floor. Just the view was too tempting and he felt his pants tighten.
'He's pulling me to unchain me, yes, that's for sure!'
"Take off that chain, pretty please! I already apologized, I'm sure you heard."
"Not gonna happen."
"...What?"
"Not. Gonna. Happen." Your hopeful expression quickly faded. From the look on his face, it wasn't a joke.
"You will live with me now, like husband and-" He was cut off when you started kicking, hitting, and punching him out of pure anger.
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I'd rather kill myself than marry you!"
All those words only broke him even more, and he knew he might not be able to handle it. Now with one hand, he held your wrists and with the other he covered your mouth, almost shutting you up. Your sobs were still quite loud.
"I advise you to be more careful with your hatred. I really didn't want to do that yet if I don't do anything, you won't understand."
You were truly speechless when he just left you locked in the room again. His words echo in your mind wondering what he means.
His words only made sense the next day. Your stomach was upset from lack of food and your throat wasn't dry only because you drank water from the bathroom sink.
The previous day had been longer than usual, no matter how many times you slept, it felt like the same day over and over again. Seeing no other solution, you looked around the convenient.
Nothing was missing inside the bathroom, you have a bathtub, soap, towels, or hygiene products. The bedroom had not only a king-size bed, but also a bedside table with various care items just like the ones you'd find in your own home creepy, a closet full of clothes that suited your style, and a desk with a chair near the balcony to enjoy the view.
Except there was nothing to enjoy, the house was in the middle of a deserted street, you wondered how long you slept for him to have managed to go so far. By the way, how the hell did he get this house? Maybe it was rented but you didn't know. There was no point in shouting for help because no one would listen.
The sound of the doorknob turning scared you for a moment. He was holding a tray of food in his hands. You weren't going to lie, it actually looked delicious.
For a second, he stared at you, the pajamas he had gotten for you made you look so adorable.
"Time for breakfast." He placed the tray on the table. "Take it back."
"Why? You don't eat in the morning or do you have a stomach ache? I have medicine downstairs."
"I'd rather starve than eat something you made." And there you were again with your tantrums. Clearly, you haven't learned from yesterday's events.
"Oh God... you must eat if you don't want to die."
"I would be happy then."
The fact that you didn't have the slightest sense of survival upset him. If he continued talking to you, he would lose his temper so he chooses to leave you alone again.
It wasn't long before he returned, the new smell of food hanging in the air. It seems that at the end of it all, he decided to buy McDonald's since you refused to eat his homemade food.
“Here.” You could already feel your mouth salivating from the industrialized snack. Positioning the bag on the table and then examining it better safe than sorry.
“I didn't put anything in the food, why can't you trust me?” For a moment you had forgotten about his presence.
"Leave. I'd rather eat alone.”
“No. Need to make sure you'll eat.”
“How funny, are you caring about me when you clearly haven't fed me for a whole day?”
“Surely you must know why I did that.”
You took a deep breath at his action, clearly not moving to leave the room. So you just ignored him.
And so, a week has passed since he kidnapped you, and your mother has probably already phoned the police to report you as missing.
For the most part, you slept to avoid the world and, when you couldn't, you enjoyed the view out of the window.
You found out he was with your phone but didn't bother to return it claiming you didn't need others when you had him. Neither were there any games or books to relieve the boredom.
But despite being trapped in a remote place, there was one main thing you noticed.
Sometimes people would knock on the door asking for directions, a glass of water or even to help fix a faulty part of the car. These were great opportunities to shout that you had been kidnapped by a madman. But every time he spotted someone approaching the house, he came to you to tie your hands and tape your mouth shut.
It was tough for him to trust you when you had openly expressed your desire to leave.
And to achieve your previously taken freedom, you had to lower his guard.
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I was never a prefect myself. My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities. Like what? Like the ability to behave myself.
Natalia Tena as Nymphadora Tonks in the Harry Potter series (2001 - 2011)
#nymphadora tonks#hp#*#gifs#hpedit#filmedit#filmgifs#userstream#bbelcher#chewieblog#pottersource#dailypotter#gifharrypotter#dailywizardwheezes#dailywizardingworld#doyouevenfilm#her scenes are so ugly ew! <3#1k
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Falls face first
*groans* I'm so tired.
Ok I'm gonna make a list for chapter 1 from what I remember from last night before I die from exhaustion okay let's go this is not chronological my brain is tired
SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP
IZZY!!
Early 2000s were not the best times to be gay...so many references to that time I love 🥺
I was making this collage thing for my tlnd Spotify playlist and I FUCKING PANICKED SO HARD LOOKING THE PICS UP FUCK THEY ARE ALL SO HOT-
Ahem
ANNA AND THOMAS!!
Robert square up bitch. Meet me outside the parking lot we're gonna settle this out. I have a shovel for absolutely no reason I will definitely not be using it to dig your grave
Ok wow Maryse as the commissioner oh wow
Izzy's following in her footsteps 🥺😭
I'm loving these timelines. They make it much more enjoyable somehow
Also ngl a career in politics sounds SO BORING. You do you boo
Alec saying how he didn't really enjoy his time in the military reminds me of that snippet where Magnus was all "our kids shouldn't go" and Alec immediately agreed. Makes more sense now.
Alec he TRUSTED you when he left the tabs open on your computer DO NOT-
Magnus leaving his tabs open means he trusted Alec so much like I can't imagine ever doing this. Alec broke his trust...
Sigh...SHINYUN'S BEEN IN THEIR LIVES SINCE POV 1???? FUCKKKKK
Alec: Magnus won't talk to me about anything
Me, staring in the distance: I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending.
Snooping through emails I would divorce this man so fast good for you Magnus
But also yeah Magnus you do have to communicate a relationship can't be one-sided
YOU TOO ALEC! YOU TOO!
Okay pov 2
AYYY CONGRESSMAN ALEC
Alec: the subways are BAD shit is bad down there
Me, who's currently reading one last stop and the last scene was literally where they had sex on a subway (I read this during class I'm going places): I mean there's a hot lesbian stuck down there with another hot bisexual trying to help her go back to the 70s so it doesn't sound so bad to me-
Baby's gonna do so great as a congressman my love
Ew shinyun shoo go away. Should I perform an exorcism? It appears there is an ugly spirit here with malicious intent
RAFE RAFE RAFE RAFE
Shapes are ugly and boring. Rafe throw your textbook in the pool. Do it.
What is a seven sided figure called anyway? What's the use? Like if I'm stuck on the highway with a flat tire what am I gonna do? Point that the tire is a fucking circle???
MAX MAX MAX MAX
ALEC SENT HIM TO HUG SHINYUN BECAUSE HES WET YESSS BABY RUIN HER CLOTHES!!! DO IT
Hshdjdhdkhdhd Asmodeus is on his death bed. Do you mind if I 🔪🔪
Just speeding up the process ☺️☺️
Sigh shinyun take your manipulative ways and get the fuck out of here. Shoo go away shoo
Oh. The knife. Ohhhhh
You really said "we don't know any covid" good for you babe
Of course shinyun gets her way that fucking bitch I'm gonna get stabby with her
Oof they're fighting 😞😞
Ok let's move on to timeline 3 if I remember anything from the above timelines I'll just shove em in
Sigh. Aftermaths...
ALEC SHOWING THE KIDS AROUND AND INTERACTING WITH THEM GIVE ME A SECOND DUDE-
Kids are so cute
"magic bane" hejdhidhdisjsj
THE GIRL ASKING ABOUT MAX OMG
I got chocolate 💕
Ooo gala
Oh ew he's bringing shinyun
I smell a bitch
"this ain't a build a bitch" except it is and the product is Shinyun
^^ I don't know either bro...😔
There was a line like "I'm done with the divorce let's get back together" (idk I'm not opening discord to see what the line is) THEY WAY I WHEEZED
Honestly from what I've seen in the past two povs...y'all good where you are unless y'all learn how to TALK
Sigh anyway
Rafael big brain except I am biased and am going to side with Alec about shinyun
Ayy the shooting range that's pretty damn cool
OH MAX KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A GUN? NOICE
President Penhallow is the president we all need 😔😔
"thoughts?" "And prayers" I LAUGHED SO HARD LAST NIGHT LIKE BOY YES
Alec you should really try going out. Just sayin...
Uh okay brain empty now bye
BABYGIRL HOW YOU MAKE ME CACKLE LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW.
Also why do I imagine you like a 5 foot midget with a knife ready to stab anyone lmao. You are probs taller than me SKDFBHJSKDH.
Thank you for your thoughts. I am love it.
ALSO HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR VACAY BABES.
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I read snk from ch1 recently and I noticed that hanji is more calm and there are many cool moments of her were cut from the anime. I loved her moments in the uprising arc and ch51 when she went with connie to his village, she discovered they are humans and she felt bad about torturing the titans, In the anime she was replaced with moblit wtf. ch43 she was replaced with levi. In the anime they made her more crazy, They also removed/changed her lines and cut many of her interactions with levi.
To be honest, I haven’t read much of the actual manga content. I mostly got into the anime so thanks for pointing these out.
There were a lot of people saying something similar. Apparently Hange’s craziness was really emphasized in the show. And I think a lot of it is maybe the animation overall and Romi Park’s voice acting.
I personally think though it might have been beneficial to get a more ‘crazy’ and ‘passionate’ Hange. I mean it actually makes her development to the commander she is more striking. One of the reasons why I feel for Hange so much especially in the later episodes is because I knew how free and fun loving she was in the first season and the way she developed to how she is in season 4 makes me think... Dam, what kind of bullshit did she go through in the timeskip. (So I wrote this fic)
The fact that she’s not going crazy over titans anymore and the fact that she doesn’t seem to hold the same comical passion for research and developments in season 4, that stark contrast between Hange in season 4 and season 1 makes it all the more heartbreaking.
So even if she is portrayed as more comical and as mostly comic relief in the earlier seasons, I can’t really complain since it just made me more invested in her development as a character.
But I guess the problem with how they portrayed Hange in the earlier seasons is that there is actually a part of the fanbase which considers Hange meh or just overall blah.
AND I WAS PRETTY MUCH REMINDED OF HOW BLAH SHE IS TO CERTAIN PEOPLE IN THE FANBASE JUST THIS WEEKEND.
Like just this weekend, I hung out with a lot of irls, my sister, my boyfriend and my friends and all of them watch Attack on Titan.
And they’re all... at the best, they’re meh when it comes to Hange but I have siblings and some cousins who actually hate Hange and I told my friends my favorite ship is Levihan and they said I have horrible taste in ships skksksksk.
And when I caught up to the latest episodes of AOT with my one friend? When Hange had the ‘I’m tired’ breakdown and when she had that mini breakdown playing cards with Onyakopon, my friend just went ‘ew.’ at Hange or ‘ew Hange’s so crazy.’
And apparently, Hange is ugly? Like I hung around in reddit where people were discussing ships and that’s the take home for certain people and this is why Levihan is such a meh ship for a lot of people? Because apparently Hange is too ugly for Levi. And the height difference?
Like i dunno about anyone else but ever since season 4 started, I think I’ve been crushing on Hange way more than Levi. Like Hange is the most attractive character in the show for me? Like I find myself savoring Hange screencaps more than Levi ones? So I am still literally in a bind wondering how the hell I have so many irls who just don’t like her.
Sorry, like I had a busy weekend just this week and I’m still salty from all my irls bashing Levihan in the span of two days. Like I had to go on a meta and dojin binge after that.
I guess when it comes to Levihan and Hange stanning, it’s just me and the internet.
About the Levihan interactions though...
I’m low key salty about a lot of these. Particularly, the sea one, where Levi looks at Hange, not the sea. The scene where Hange interprets Levi. And the scene where Levi finds out Hange is alive when they’re fighting over the injection.
I think WIT actually mellowed down a lot of the Levihan interactions and that’s why there was a notable surge in Eruri fans post season 3 part 2. Or that’s at least what some of the people I talk to here are pointing out.
But. at least we’re assured no one’s gonna dumb down 115 or 126. OR AT LEAST I HOPE MAPPA DOESN’T. I still want a CPR scene.
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Episode 3: The Wedding Job
And so we begin the “The Network Fucked Up” saga with episode 7 which is SUPPOSED to be episode 3.
Huge men drinking out of tiny teacups is hilarious and will never stop being so.
Nate, stop being such a control freak. “I thought I pick the clients” DUDE CHILL
“No more, no less” honey you getting much more
“We’ll get back to you” FUCK YOU NATE
PARKER LOVES KIDS EPISODE 1
NATE IF YOU HAD FOUND THIS CASE YOU’D TAKE IT IN AN INSTANT YOU’RE JUST MAD YOU DIDN’T FIND IT
FBI!!! TAGGERT AND MCSWEETEN!! AHH OKAY I LOVE THEM
“They just need validation” BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK
TODAY IN THEY MAKE PEOPLE LOOK UNNECESSARILY STUPID
Hardison is so gregarious it’s so amazing to watch
“I don’t have to type anything right” oh my god
TAPES! “HARDISON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK OUT OF THE FBI OFFICES WITH A BOX FULL OF TAPES?” “pUNCH someBODY!” “oh I’m gonna PUNCH SOMEBODY” God i love them
Jersey Boys I can’t, it’s terrible guys. Do mobsters have no taste
Oh look, it’s that woman who’s in EVERYTHING
What is Parker wearing on her head
Everyone talks about bridezillas, but no one talks about mother of the bridezillas.
WHY DIDN’T THEY HIRE A WEDDING PLANNER IN THE FIRST PLACE
SOPHIE FOCUSING ON HER PERSONAL PROBLEMS WITH NATE INSTEAD OF THE JOB EPISODE 1
ELIOT THE CHEF EPISODE 1
HOLY SHIT I LOVE HIM
ELIOT GETTING TOO ATTACHED TO HIS COVER STORY AND FORGETTING ABOUT THE JOB EPISODE 1
He’s so mad that she doesn’t like it I lovehim I LOVE HIM I FUCKING LOVE ELIOT SPENCER
“Imagine if we had bugs planted all over the house” WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU
How the fuck is the dress so ugly? WHY IS THAT WHAT THEY WANT? WHO WEARS PINK RUCHED SATIN WITH BLUE FLOWERS
I mean, other than, like, me @6 years old. But really, no one should be wearing the clothes I wore at 6 years old.
Also it’s just.. the worst length. Like if it was a long dress it might be better.
Nate the pastor episode 1
God that future son in law seems like a dream guy I love him
Maria Moscone deserves better than her scumbag parents let’s be real
SOPHIE TAKING THINGS TOO PERSONALLY AND GETTING THE WAY OF THE JOB
THIS!!! THIS IS WHY THE NETWORK ORDER MAKES NO SENSE!!! THIS HERE’S AN AIMEE REFERENCE BUT IF THEY’D ALREADY DONE THE TWO HORSE JOB, HARDISON WOULD’VE KNOWN ABOUT HER AND NOT ASKED
“What did you do?” “Me? I liberated CROATIA!” *angry apple bite* i CAN’T I LOVE HIM
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW PARKER ISN’T A BRIDESMAID? HOW IS THAT DRESS FOOLING ANYONE
Hardison in love with Parker is so pure
… Okay but shouldn’t maria and blonde n’ bitchy know that Parker isn’t a bridesmaid? Wouldn’t the other bridesmaids know? Why does no one in the wedding party question ANYTHING?
HARDISON’S SCARF THOUGH
WHY IS HER MOTHER WEARING WHITE?? WHO WEARS WHITE TO A WEDDING WTF
MARIA MOSCONE DESERVES BETTER
SOPHIE FUCK OFF!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?? THIS ISN’T IMPORTANT SOPHIE!! SOPHIE STOP IT!! SOPHIE SHUT UP!
M A R I A M O S C O N E D E S E R V E S B E T T E R
The Butcher of Kiev is the best subplot of this episode but HOW THE FUCK DID THEY ALL KNOW HE AND ELIOT HAD A PAST
Sophie is so fucking annoying in this episode I hate her right now
THESE PEACHES AREN’T GONNA POACH THEMSELVES PARKER
OH MY GOD NATE SHUT UP
NATE SHUT UP
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THIS NATE
SHUT THE FUCK UP NATE
THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU NATE
“In my day, no one would do business at their daughter’s wedding” WELL THEN DON’T DO BUSINESS
Parker’s face smushed against the glass is great
Ahh yes, you don’t get the money so you SHOOT THE BRIDE. Because THAT’s not gonna cause a scene and get you arrested.
OK be honest is there anyone who was surprised by the wife being responsible? Bc I’m not
Eliot’s face is like “TFW the guy whose face you burned shows up at a wedding you’re supposed to be pretending to but actually are catering with a cleaver and backup and the overwhelming urge to kill you”
I know that’s super specific but that’s what it is
Parker’s really good at playing drunk
But also, why did they not question what she was doing behind the curtain
Like she just happened to appear after they were finished talking about VERY ILLEGAL THINGS and they aren’t at all suspicious?
Also, Parker using Hardison as a cover is just… I love it.
You’re laughing. Eliot brought a whisk to a knife fight and you’re laughing.
The saddest part is Eliot has any sort of cooking implement. You should be terrified right now
Okay so let me get this straight. A guy is StrANGLING you, you get your hands on a rolling pin, and your instinct isn’t, “hey, I can use this rolling pin to clobber him over the head,” the instinct is “Let me use this rolling pin to get my hands on the appetizers?” Like, yes, lemon juice, but also ROLLING PINS ARE HEAVY AND YOU COULD AT LEAST KNOCK THE GUY OUT
But no, let me shove fucking MUSHROOMS in his eyes because otherwise how else would we get the symmetry of the butcher yelling “IT BUUUURRRNNNNSS” both times he fights Eliot
And then he uses the fucking serving tray to bonk him on the head INSTEAD OF THE DUCKING ROLLING PIN
LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER USED A ROLLING PIN AS A WEAPON
I’M NOT SAYING I HAVE BUT OUCH
Like, just… If I had a choice between being hit over the head with a thin sheet of metal or a log of wood with metal inside it, I’d pick the sheet, because at least that one has some give.
“It’s the lemon juice” How does Eliot make that sound badass
“You just kill a guy with an appetizer?” How the FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT??
WHY DOES NO ONE ASSUME A ROLLING PIN WOULD BE AN OKAY WEAPON
Or like LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE IN THAT KITCHEN. THERE ARE CAST IRON PANS IN THAT KITCHEN. Or just liek… regular pans. HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A NONSTICK PAN ON YOUR FOOT? IT FUCKING HURTS?? WHY IS THE APPETIZER YOUR FIRST INSTINCT NATE
Also, he’s clearly not dead. What the fuck
“I don’t know, maybe” I KNOW AND tHE ANSWER IS NO YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN”T
...who honeymoons in Kansas? Is that a thing?
They are a very cute couple i’ve gotta be honest
“Exactly what denomination are you reverend?” He isn’t
“You’re not Mary Poppins, youre a bitch” Okay pot. Okay.
LITERALLY THAT FUCKING HANDBAG WOULD AHVE MADE A BETTER WEAPON THAN THE MUSHROOMS
How does Hardison remember all those numbers? He didn’t even hear a bunch of them, but he takes the book out so slowly? DOES HARDISON HAVE AN EIDETIC MEMORY? WHY IS THAT NOT A PLOT POINT MORE OFTEN
Like I’m just saying, someone tries to tell me their phone number more than 3-4 numbers at a time and I get confused. But hardison just… remembers
What happened to the cash? The daughter gets the fucking wedding present she DESERVES for putting up with her awful parents that’s what
Hardison appreciating Eliot’s cooking is EVERYTHING
“I left him five dollars for socks” Well everyone needs socks.
Okay wait I just had a thought
If Nate isn’t an actual Reverend, is that marriage even legal? Does Nate just happen to also be a legally ordained minister? Did they have to get him an online ordainment? WhY did we not see that scene? WHAT IF HE’S NOT AND THEY AREN’T ACTUALLY MARRIED
And today on “I clearly think far too much about these things”
PARKER WIth KIDS IS EVERYTHING
Eliot cooking for his family I love it
ELIOT IN A TANK TOP I LOVE IT
Was Eliot’s arms the most important part of this scene? Probably not
Is it the only thing I care about? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
I”M A SIMPLE GIRL AND HE HAS VERY NICE ARMS OKAY
Final thoughts: 9/10. I love this episode so much guys. Points off because really who the fuck wears white to a wedding. I know that’s the point but its very off putting. Also for the bridesmaid dresses because they were ugly as sin. Actual point off for the wife secretly being awful. Very predictable, ew. Extra points for Chef!Eliot. Extra points for Eliot’s arms. Points off for Nate and Sophie being completely insufferable. Extra points for Parker being great in this episode. Points off for the FUCKING ROLLING PIN YES I’M STILL ANGRY DONT @ ME. Extra points for Eliot killing a man with an appetizer because it’s still funny. Extra points for no IYS or Sam references THANK THE FUCKING LORD. Or, at least, if there was, i didn’t notice, meaning it wasn’t egregious so whatever. So yeah, anyway I really fucking love this episode.
IYS Count: 2/3
Sam Count: 2/3 AND WE ARE ALL BETTER OFF FOR IT
#leverage#leverage rewatch#eliot spencer#alec hardison#parker#sophie devereaux#nathan ford#ot3#leverage ot3#the wedding job
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Garden of Tulips (Levi/Reader) Tea Time #3
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“What did it look like?”
“Hmm?” Levi looked up from his place next to your sleeping form.
“The titan that tried to snack on my darling granddaughter.”
“Ugly as fuck.”
“Aren’t they all?”
Levi recounts memories of the reader and their shared life together while she recovers from a serious injury.
!!WARNINGS!! - Violence, gore, smut, wholesome content ;)
So these little Tea Times were written as little filler-memory chapters to place in between the main story line.
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Fever
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Today was not one of your best days, physically or mentally. It had downpoured that morning, leaving the training grounds coated in slippery rivers of mud. Despite the less than ideal conditions, Pixis had insisted that the cadets still complete their daily training tasks. Equally as unideal was the remnants of a fever that still clung to your fatigued form. You were not exempt from training, however, as the onsite nurse had given you the okay for physical activity despite your joints still aching and sporadic chills. You sloshed through the mud, trying to distract yourself from the rapid pounding of your head against your skill as you jogged.
And just as you started feeling optimistic about your exercise, your foot caught in a deep trench of slush and twisted your ankle so awkwardly it sent you flying into the mud. Your face stung from the impact and the gritty taste of dirt coated your lips. The footsteps of other cadets against the wet ground sounded like thunder against your ears as they spared but a passing glance to your fallen form. You coughed and sat up, attempting to regain what sickly dignity you had left when a sharp pain in your ankle sent freezing jolts throughout your body.
“Cadet, get your ass up and finish the run. A little rain shouldn’t stop you.” A barbed voice cut through the dreary haze. You knew that voice only from afar; overheard from distant chatter or through the horrifying tales told by your fellow cadets. And now the famed captain was standing above you, vibrant pupils of ice regarding you through curtains of shadow.
“I can’t sir.” You whimpered. Damn, you hated sounding so weak. But the throbbing of your head was like the bashing of an army of percussionists about to herniate out of your skull and while your ankle was not sprained, you reckoned it would be if you kept pushing it.
“Yes you can.” The captain articulated every syllable so crisply that each word felt like it was lodging you further to the cold ground.
You struggled to gather yourself when a wave of nausea pulsed up your throat from the whiplash you gave yourself from flailing too quickly to appease his orders.
The captain huffed in disbelief when you still weren’t standing. He had seen plenty of cadets fake sickness or injuries to get their lazy asses out of the morning run.
“You think you can get out of the rest of the exercise just because you stumbled and got your uniform dirty? I think not, brat.” He scoffed, poking you with his boot. You were mortified at his insults and could only sit there in silence as your fever assaulted your body at all angles.
“What happens when you fall out there, huh?” He spat. He knelt down and roughly grabbed at your arm to lift you up. You felt like a rag doll caught in his forceful grip as you felt the vomit rearing its anguished head but not yet charging out.
“The only person you can count on picking yourself up is you.” The captain added sternly and craned his neck to force your lolling head to make eye contact with him.
You were about to respond when a pair of arms embraced you from behind. A noise of relief escaped your lips when your body found a steady source of support. You rolled your head back onto their shoulder to see the face of your roommate Mikasa as she gazed thorns at the captain.
“Captain, she's been sick! She clearly can’t run in this condition.” Mikasa exclaimed, adjusting you in her hold when she felt you slipping. You felt too woozy to watch the electric scene unfold before you, but you could feel the kinetic jolts of defensiveness bouncing between their locked eyes. After what felt like an eternity on your end, he nodded in approval.
Too weak to shower, Mikasa had dropped you off at your shared quarters after having you inspected by a nurse. Having to return to her duties she was anxious about leaving you alone. You assured her that you would be fine and that this bed is much nicer than a face full of mud and a boot in the face.
Your mishap with the captain had spread as gossip always does at HQ and as you expected the nosiest of the cadets was at the foot of your bed before you could even reflect on all that had happened.
“I’m going to wring his neck with that stupid, tiny, cravat of his.” Jean seethed as he dipped the washcloth in the bowl. He mumbled about how the nurse had missed so much of the mud that still caked your flushed exterior. Jean’s delicate strokes of cool cloth felt heavenly as it moved over your exposed skin.
“Not if I do it first.” You replied weakly. Now that your body had time to equilibrate, the anger for the way you were treated and the self pity you felt for not being stronger began bubbling to the surface. Despite his irritation, Jean carefully took your chin between his thumb and forefinger and gingerly cleaned your face.
“But you and I both know we are no match for him. Even if we are taller.” You huffed bitterly. Jean rolled his eyes and nodded in resentment.
“Yeah, he’s got too much strength in that tiny body.”
“It's all in the thighs.” Your disdained muffle made Jean chuckle.
A moment passed of comfortable silence where only the soft droplets of water against skin and cloth were heard.
“I promised Oma I would watch out for you, Y/N.” Jean said in a small voice, toying with his bottom lip in insecurity. He soaked the cloth in water once more, this time going to clean your neck.
“That’s kind of hard to do when you’re always tripping over yourself after every girl we train with.” You tried to lighten the mood, sighing when the sweet cooling sensation came back.
“Yeah, well that girl today was you unfortunately.” He retorted. “It would be better if we were on the same training schedule.”
You and Jean were in separate training squadrons and more often than not didn’t see one another besides meals and downtime. You had a sneaking suspicion that you two were assigned separate schedules because of your friendship, seeing as your closeness could be a distraction to training.
“Seriously, though, I don’t intend on breaking my promise. Even if I’m an ass most of the time.” He promised with a sincerity you rarely heard from him. It was a seriousness that only those closest to him knew behind his arrogant shield.
You smiled up affectionately at him and wondered how you got so lucky with a best friend like him. Sure he was stupid, headstrong, acted before he thought, and picked stupid fights with people. But he was also caring, sensitive, and stronger than he knew. The two of you were basically siblings at this point and you would do anything for him.
Jean looked to you when you didn’t reply and his breath hitched in his throat at the love within your eyes. He blushed and narrowed his eyes in awkward inquisition. He was never one for the mushy-gushy.
“Why are you looking at me like that?” He asked with feigned disgust as he wiped your collarbone.
“Just thinking about how you’re my ass, Jeanie.” You remarked and ruffled his hair with what strength you had. Your hand was a bit floppy with exhaustion and ended up almost poking him in the eye. He recoiled with a sputter and lightly placed your hand back at your side.
“Ew, please don’t ever say that again.”
Graduation
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“I feel like my baby is graduating!! Is this what being a mother feels like?” Hange wailed and sniffled into your hair. The moment you had stepped off of the stage with your new badges she had caged you into a breath-stealing bear hug.
“You’re going to pay for all my training equipment then right, Mom?” You teased into her shoulder and her sniffling immediately ceased.
“Little sister it is then.” She said and pulled you outward so she could look at you. Her hands squeezed your shoulders gently.
“Nonetheless, I’m so proud of you!” She proclaimed affectionately.
“Thank you, Hange. That means a lot to me. I couldn’t have gotten this far without a squad leader as extraordinary as you.” Your confession was paired with a warm smile that sent Hange into a sputtering mess once again.
“HOW DID YOU GET SO SWEET? I’m not going to lie, I’m going to miss being your squad leader.” She sighed and pinched your cheeks. “It forced you to spend time with me.”
“I’m still going to be spending time with you, I’m on the titan bio-team remember?” You giggled as her pinching intensified and you swatted her hands away.
“That’s true. I’m just going to have to get used to calling you squad leader Y/N.” She playfully saluted and you shook your head fondly.
“Yeah you and me both.”
“Now not only have you graduated in rank, but you’ve also graduated to the big-kid’s table.” Hange winked at you and your breath hitched.
Oh.
Your eyes darted over to the group of seasoned soldiers walking your way. They fell first to Erwin who was paced a few steps ahead, then to the lumbering tree that was Mike, and then to the shorter but no less intimidating captain next to him.
Looks like your teatime acquaintance would now be one of your new lunch buddies.
Little Friend
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"Oh by the goddess what on earth happened, Y/N?” Oma called. Upon seeing her dirt lathered 6 year old in the doorway she lept from her armchair and trotted over. You were the embodiment of an ice cream bar; a thick coating of mud covered every thread of your baby blue ruffled dress and every inch of your exposed skin. Your new Mary janes were caked with dried clotted earth and pieces of your curled hair was crustily sticking up with muck. Salty tears left streaks that exposed your true form underneath your outer shell. You took in a shaky exhale.
“J-Jeanie called him ugly.” You choked back a sob as you explained. Your grandmother knitted her eyebrows and crouched down to your level. She gently turned you around to examine her little mud pie for any injuries or scrapes.
“Who is Jeanie insulting?” She inquired in concern. She saw no one but yourself and you hadn’t said you were going to be playing with any other kids besides Jean today. Oma thought after serving in the garrison that nothing could surprise her. But when you reached into your left dress pocket with both hands and carefully pulled out a dark green, lopsided circular object she was proven wrong. You held it out with both arms fully extended and violently sniffed.
“PUDDLE.” You wailed. Your body shook from your childish sobs and caused the object in your hands to croak in disturbance. Oma deadpanned, face to face with the slimy creature.
“Why are you crying so much over a frog, my dear?” She blinked. You squinted your eyes a little to fight the incoming tears her words brought.
“His name is Puddle!” You scolded her with a childish anger.
“I apologize. Yes, Puddle.” She cooed, brushing the sticky pieces of hair out of your slobbery face and rubbing your cheek gently.
“Jeanie called him ugly and, and then t-tried to take him from me and-” You swallowed hard, tears freely streaming down your face and nose running. You held the frog gingerly to your chest and covered the spots where it’s ears would be located with your fingers.
“Said that he would eat him.” You whispered, bottom lip quivering uncontrollably. Oma huffed in disbelief at the whole situation but a warm smile graced her hardened features when you began stroking the creature’s head lovingly.
“How dare he call this beautiful creature ugly. That boy is-” Oma started.
“STUPID, HE’S SO STUPID.” You interjected, crying harder now. Oma brought you to her chest and let you get the rest of your waterworks out into her shoulder while she patted your back comfortingly. Puddle’s croaks were muffled by your embrace.
“Yes he sure is, darling. Well, we most certainly will not eat him. Shall we find a place to keep him so Jeanie can’t hurt him?” Your grandmother proposed sweetly and pulled you at arms length to free poor Puddle from his human hug-prison. She booped you on the nose with her finger and you giggled, the remnants of your sadness fading away at the idea of keeping your new friend. You started brightly bouncing up and down like you were a frog yourself.
“Thank you Oma!”
“Alright, come let’s go see what we can find.” She got to her feet and straightened out her dress before leading you into the parlor to find a suitable home for your new pet.
“Why did you name him Puddle?” She asked in idle curiosity. You seemed very passionate about that name.
“He lived in a puddle, that’s why his name is Puddle.” You stated as if it was the most simple law of the universe. She turned back from her rummaging to see you holding Puddle above your head and twirling slowly. You would lower it every so often to give it an Eskimo kiss and then return to your little dance.
Oma would never tire of seeing that childhood innocence and happy grin on your face.
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This Christmas - A Harry Styles Christmas Series (Part 10)
Two life long friends. Secretly in love. Home for the holidays. Will they risk everything by telling the other how they feel? Or will they spend another year loving from afar?
Read these first Prologue Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9
**
Once again, you woke up next to Harry, this time in the little writing hut. When you and the girl’s came home from your mother’s, Harry snuck out to see you. Harry was laying on his back currently and you smiled over at him. You planted a kiss to his forehead before climbing over him and off the bed.
As much as you wanted to stay in bed and cuddle with him, you had a lot to do. You had to finish the final chapter of your book and go do your last minute Christmas shopping. You pretty much had everything for everyone, but you needed to get Harry something. You two didn’t exactly discuss exchanging presents, but this was technically your first Christmas together, even though you weren’t really together.
Speaking of which, you two probably needed to have that conversation because you were more than ready to take that step. You knew there were things up ahead that you two would have to worry about, but you would face them whenever they arose. You made yourself a cup of coffee and sat down at your desk, opening your computer and getting to work.
Harry woke up to the smell of coffee and the sound of fingers tapping on a keyboard. He rolled over seeing you sipping a cup of coffee while typing away. He smiled watching you do what you loved and how focused you were on your writing. In that moment, he felt himself falling even more in love with you.
After a few minutes, he got off the bed, pouring himself some coffee before walking over to you. He wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pressed a kiss on your head.
“Hm, morning,” you smiled up at him.
“Morning,” he smiled, planting a kiss on your lips.
“Sooo, guess what,” you said.
“What?” He asked.
“I’m almost finished,” you smiled. “I have like a few hundred more words and I’m done!”
“Does that mean we get to spend all day together?” He asked.
“Actually,” you said. “I have to go do some Christmas shopping.”
“Still procrastinating I see,” he smirked.
“Oh hush!” You laughed. “I only have to get a few things. I may not be gone all day.”
“Can I come?” He asked.
“I’d love for you to come, but no,” you said.
“Ooh, are you getting a present for me?” He smirked.
“Perhaps,” you said.
“Can’t wait for that,” he said. “So, tonight’s your last night here, right? Before heading to your Mum’s?”
“It is,” you nodded. “Which is why I really wanted this book to be finished. I feel bad not spending more time with her, you know.”
“Yeah,” he nodded. “How did last night go?”
“It was fun. We drank wine and hot chocolate. Mum made cookies and we watched cheesy Christmas romance movies and just had some girl talk,” you said.
“Were we any of the topics of conversation?” He asked.
“Of course,” you laughed.
“Oh god,” he laughed, shaking his head.
“It actually wasn’t that bad,” you said. “They mostly talked about their support for whatever we decide to do and I quote they’re happy we finally came to our fucking senses.”
He laughed, “Let me guess, Gem?”
“No, my mother,” you laughed.
He laughed, “Well, I agree with her.”
“Me too,” you smiled.
“So, since tonight’s your last night, I want us to spend it together,” he said.
“It’s not like I’m going away,” you giggled. “And we’re going to be back over for Christmas.”
“I know,” he said. “But I want us to have a little Christmas moment for ourselves.”
“I think I can fit that in my schedule,” you said, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.
“You better,” he smiled. “I guess I should let you get back to writing, now, huh?”
“Yeah, I guess,” you sighed, dramatically.
He smiled giving you a quick peck on your lips, “Let me know if you need anything.”
“Okay,” you smiled. “I’ll see you later?”
He nodded giving you one last hug before walking out and letting you get back to your writing.
**
Later that day, Harry was out in the garage looking through the many boxes of leftover Christmas decorations.
“How does she have this many decorations still?” He mumbled to himself as he pulled out extra lights and garland.
“Uh, what are you doing?” Gemma asked, crossing her arms.
“I’m on a mission,” he said.
“And it involves Christmas decorations?” She raised an eyebrow.
“Yes it does,” he said. “It’s part of Y/N’s Christmas present.”
“Please tell me you’re not giving her old Christmas decorations,” she begged.
Harry rolled his eyes, “Of course not. I’m just setting the scene.”
“What’s the plan here?” She asked.
“Why are you so nosey?” He groaned.
“Because I want to make sure your plan isn’t shit,” she said.
“I love your faith in me,” Harry scoffed. “But if you must know… I was going to deck out the guest house with Christmas lights and other decorations. I’m going to order takeaway and have it all set up for when she gets home. And we’re going to have our own little Christmas together… and since you’re going to ask anyway… I was going to see if we could make things official,” he blushed.
“That’s actually really adorable!” she smiled. “You knew you had it in you.”
“When are you going back to London?” He joked.
She rolled her eyes, “So, besides asking her to be your girlfriend, what else did you get her?”
“Some stuff… but I also thought it would be nice to take her on a little holiday if she has the time for New Year’s,” he said. “I think it would be beneficial for us to have some quality alone time.”
“And on that note, I’m done asking questions,” she joked. “But if you need any help setting up, I’m happy to help.”
“Then grab a box and let’s get to work,” he smirked.
**
You walked around in all the shops still unsure of what to get Harry. You knew he would be happy with anything, but it was hard finding something the man doesn’t already have. So, that’s when you knew you would have to get a gift that was a little more sentimental. You went to a nearby store with crafting items and got all the supplies you needed before heading to your parent’s house.
When you got there, you went into your old bedroom and started pulling out old boxes with pictures, letters, and other little random items from your childhood. You searched through finding everything that represented your and Harry’s friendship over the years. You made a little scrapbook of the photos and added in little stories of the memories. You also included the years you two weren’t really speaking.
All the articles, pictures, and achievements he experienced over the years and you followed. When the book was finished, you wrapped it up in a box and took the other, empty scrapbook you purchased. You decorated the front of it and the first page, leaving the rest of them blank.
You knew this was cheesy and he would probably tease you, but this was from the heart and you were really proud of it. Once you wrapped everything else up, it was later that afternoon. You knew you needed to head back, but you needed to make one last stop.
**
Harry put the final touches on his surprise thanks to the help of his sister and mother. Now that it was getting closer, he noticed his hands were shaking. He wanted the night to go perfectly and really wanted this romantic gesture to go well.
“Everything’s going to work out fine,” Gemma said. “Stop worrying.”
“I know, but I’m nervous,” he said.
“Why? It’s Y/N,” she said.
“That’s the point,” he whispered. “I’ve thought about this night for a while and the fact it’s finally happening… I just want it to be perfect.”
“It will be,” she said. ���Unless she says no…”
“Really, Gem?” He groaned.
“Sorry, sorry,” she laughed. “I’m gonna head back to the house and grab Mum. I figured you two need some alone time.”
“You can stay in the house,” he rolled his eyes.
“No, no, it’s fine,” she said. “Oh before I go… Mum wanted me to leave this with you.”
Harry held out his hand where Gemma placed a perfectly wrapped box in his hand.
“Please, tell me this isn’t what I think it is,” he winced.
“Ew, she wouldn’t,” she groaned. “Mum’s a cool mum, but she’s not a mean girl’s Mum. Besides it’s for Y/N.”
“Well, I’ll make sure she gets it,” he laughed.
**
When you arrived back at Anne’s house, you brought the gifts in with you and you noticed that Anne and Gemma were gone.
“Hello? Harry?” You called out, walking into the house.
You saw a bouquet of flowers sitting on the kitchen counter with an envelope with your name written on it. You put the boxes down to open the envelope, where you saw a letter from Harry.
“Happy Christmas! It’s time for your special Christmas surprise. Meet me in the guesthouse.”
You smiled taking the boxes and heading out to the guest house. When you opened the door, all you could see was the bright colored christmas lights lighting up the room. There were decorations everywhere and it literally looked like a Christmas department store threw up, but it was perfect. Harry stood in the middle of the room and you let out giggle seeing him wearing an ugly Christmas sweater.
“You did all of this?” You smiled.
“With a little bit of help,” he smiled. “What do you think?”
“It’s perfect,” you smiled, walking over to him.
You wrapped your arms around his waist when something dawned on you, “Wait a minute… You… this is a scene in my book! You read it. How the fuck did you read it?”
“Don’t be mad!” He said, quickly. “I may have snuck in and read a little bit. I remembered how you talked about your writing and your stories being a reflection of what you wanted, so I thought I’d try and recreate a little something.”
“That’s really… sweet,” you smiled. “I’m still mad you read it, but I can forgive you.”
He smiled leaning down to kiss you, “Oh, and we’ve got dinner from our favorite restaurant and tonight is all about us.”
“Sounds perfect,” you smiled.
**
After the two of you ate dinner, you decided on exchanging gifts.
“You first,” Harry said.
“No, you first,” you said.
“How about this? We take turns. I open one, you open one and we keep going,” he said.
“Fine,” you said. “That works, but you’re still going first.”
He rolled his eyes, taking one of the boxes from you, “Okay, okay,” he said.
You smiled nervously as you watched him open the first one. He ripped off the paper, revealing a heavy envelope. He took out a stack of papers and looked over at you.
“It’s uh… my book,” you told him. “I’ve already sent it to my agent and editor, but I wanted you to be the first one to really read it. It’s not great, yet because it’s just the first draft, but I really and truly believe that you and being with you here inspired everything in there. Just like with everything I’ve ever done, you’ve been the inspiration behind it.”
“Wow,” he whispered. “Thank you. This… this means a lot.”
“You’re welcome,” you smiled.
“Now, it’s your turn,” he said, handing you a present.
It was another envelope and you opened it revealing a pair of plane tickets… well, fake plane tickets.
“Um…” you laughed, showing him.
“Okay, let me explain,” he said. “I want to take us on a little holiday for New Year’s wherever you want to go. I didn’t know if you’d want to go or where you’d want to go, so I haven’t made any arrangements yet.”
“Really?” you smiled.
“Yes, really,” he smiled. “I want to spend more time with you… alone.”
“Oh, do you now?” You raised an eyebrow.
He rolled his eyes before taking another box and unwrapping the next box. He took out the scrapbook, looking over at you, suspiciously. Opening it up, he smiled looking at all the pictures and memories from throughout your childhood. He laughed a bit and kept flipping through the pages before coming across the last few years.
“Wow, you kept these things?” He asked.
“Of course,” you smiled. “Yeah, we weren’t talking, but you were still important to me. I was proud of you… I am proud of you.”
“Thank you,” he smiled. “I love this.”
“You’re welcome, I know it’s a little cheesy, but I thought it would be nice,” you blushed.
“It’s perfect,” he smiled, kissing your cheek.
Now, it was time for your last gift from Harry. It was a small box making you curious as to what was inside. You unwrapped it and pulled the top off seeing a wooden heart ornament inside. But there was also an engravement.
‘Will you be my girlfriend?’
“W-What?” You whispered. “Wow.”
You looked over at Harry, his hands were shaking, as he looked back at you.
“I know we both agreed on taking things slow,” he whispered. “But I know you’re it for me Y/N. You always have been. These past few days have been amazing and I think I’ve fallen even more in love with you. I know we still need to work on and figure out things, but I know we can still be together because as long as I have you by my side we can do anything.”
“I-I wow,” you whispered, sitting speechless.
You felt slightly like you were being overdramatic at that moment. It wasn’t like he was proposing to you, but it felt so surreal, something you’ve always wanted finally coming true.
“Open your gift,” you answered.
“Wait? What?” He asked.
“Just do it,” you said, quickly.
Shock and disappointment ran through him that you didn’t answer his question. He tore at the wrapping paper, revealing another scrapbook. One that was empty except for the first page.
“Our past is filled with good memories and bad. But now it’s time for us to make new memories together.
Will you be my boyfriend?”
“Oh my god, we’re the cheesy fucking couple ever,” he laughed.
You giggled moving over to sit on his lap, “Yeah, we are, but it works for us. So, what do you say?”
“Well, I don’t know, what do you say?” he smirked.
“How about we both give our answer on the count of three?” You suggested.
“That works,” he said.
“Okay, 1...2...3,” you said.
“Yes!” you both smiled before sealing it with a kiss.
**
Next part will be uploaded tomorrow! :)
Sooo... since they’ll be going on a little holiday for New Year’s... should I do a companion series? Maybe like a 5 parter?
#Harry Styles imagines#Harry Styles Fanfiction#Harry Styles Fanfictions#Harry Styles Fan fics#Harry Styles Fanfic#Harry Styles Christmas Series
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