#hope you guys like this !!!

[pacing-er]

He may be a Short King but he has big plans!!

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer #appleradio #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #alastor x lucifer #my art #pacingerarts #hope you guys like this #i am overcome with the urge to objectify al im sorry

[weldingmetal]

Organicfacer

So we call ourselves monsterfucker and robotfucker and what not but how would this happen if transformers were real?

So I wrote this little blurb. This could be for any continuity I think. Send me requests and I’ll see what I can do. Also tell me if ya want to be tagged.

this was inspired by @robot-horde

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So the Cybertronian and human relations were going as well as they could.

Although there were some protests from humans and a few problems here and there everything went as well as it could. It was recently released that Cybertronians could freely explore earth and whatnot if they did not cause destruction…however there was something the government failed to mention and the bots under all circumstances didn’t expect.

Humans will try to fuck anything that they can.

This led to very…. Interesting revelations. No one knows exactly the bot and human that started everything although many have their money on Hot Rod.

Whoever it was it happened like this. A lonely human sick of their species decided to take a chance and a bots curiosity was burning bright which led to the human confirming that they were a robot fucker and the bot realizing that he could probably never fully go back to hard metal digits.

Thus the term “Organicfragger/organicfacer” was coined on one of the many Cybertronian group chats.

Apparently with the widespread public discovery that the two species genitalia was compatible came many expected and unexpected events.

A human/bot relationship flag

Sites dedicated to Human/bot erotica

Cheesy inaccurate romance novels by Cybertronian and humans alike

Facebooks moms complaining only to do a 180 and always be looking for a bot s/o

Men being mad that femme bots don’t want them.

Memes

TV shows

Cybertronians and humans who only date each other for clout.

The car washing businesses skyrocketing.

So in other words it would be nothing short of sexy chaos

#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #hope you guys like this #there would be so much bot/human dating drama #I would live for it #maccadam #transformers #humans are space orcs #humans are weird #transformers prime #valveplug #cybertronian biology #cybertronian culture #robot fucker

[kimmykoosh-art]

Here's a fanart of the cast of Bistro Huddy gals because I'm obsessed with this mini series. A bit of different colours and shapes because I love varieties.

#bistro huddy #my art #coloured #fanart #art #I'm surprised this has a tag in tumblr #hope you guys like this #planning to make more #like the whole crew #artists on tumblr

[kamigui]

New OC! He is Buckley, an old friend of Rubee.

He is a lumberjack, living in the woods. He will build houses for the weakest animals. He doesn’t really like honey, he likes to eat fish. He is FLUFFY. His personality is kinda like Robert McCall in “The Equalizer” Rubee called him “Buck”

Buckley met Rubee the day she lost her wings. He found her passed out somewhere in the woods. Buckley took care of her for a while and taught her how to fight back. He doesn’t like bees, but Rubee is the only exception.

#welcome home #welcome home oc #rubee buttercup #Buckley B Brown #I always want to draw a big bear lmao #he is like a father to Rubee #I guess? #hope you guys like this #if you ask him politely #he will let you hug him

[sc4llywag]

Was feeling a little annoyed today about how odd Connor looks on the cover of Ac3 (yes ik it was the concept art of him bla blah IDC)

And I edited his face to look a little more like him because I think it looks nicer obvi

The edited vs og

I got rid of his stubble and made his nose more accurate to his design in game and tried altering the color so he didn't look so green compared to his warmer looks in the game

Here's the full pic but I only really edited his arm to look more bulky + brightened some colors

I'm the setting is supposed to be yucky and bleak but Connor just brings this warmth to the game that gives it life so :)

Pics of Ratonhnaké:ton if you'd like to see what I used for reference

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

#hes too hot to be butchered like that #love him so much #hope you guys like this #assassin's creed #assassins creed #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #assassin's creed 3 #ac3 #assassin's Creed connor #assassin's creed Ratonhnaké:ton

[theunderratedarteest789]

as i promised i drew giyushino and some other stuff!!! 💙💜

i REALLY loved the art @valartsstuff drew from my ask box thing and i loved every bit of it!!! i can't stop smiling everytime i look at the art and post w my ask box hhhh, it made me really happy i had to post and be active in tumblr now! so yeah, thank you user valart 🥺🥺🥺 (yes this is basically a gift for them hehe, they ship giyushino and me too 👉👈)

anyways, other than that i drew their yui hashira au cuz i love the way they drew the tokito twins hhhhh theyre my adrenaline and life hshsksndksk, i'm so sad thinking abt it, but hey, we rewrite canon like men!!! 💪💪💪

also one quick doodle of mui as well cuz i had an empty space lol

anyways i hope you guys like this!!! 💙💜❤️

(also i swear i could draw and color better than this, please bare with me, i prob was half tired hhhh)

#demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kny fanart #demon slayer fanart #giyuu tomioka #shinobu kocho #giyushino #shinobu x giyuu #giyuu x shinobu #muichiro tokito #yuichiro tokito #tokito twins #fanart #hope you guys like this #i had to force my motivation to rocket skyhigh #RAHHHHH #also please follow val their art is so preTTY #i hope i can post more of my art here too and not just traditional!

[hatred-n-hav0c]

When you think you've defeated Blotwald but-

#epic mickey #oswald the lucky rabbit #blotwald #au #epic mickey au #oswald #oswald disney #blotwaldau #hesfucked #i worked very hard on it #hope you guys like this

[lets-try-some-writing]

Christmas and Culture Clashes

The bots have a tendency to take things the wrong way or seriously misunderstand human customs due to their Cybertronian world views. Hence when Christmas came around and the children made it very clear that it must be celebrated, the bots tried to understand the holiday and participate. With varying levels of success as one might guess.

Optimus

All his research and diligent study on the subject of Christmas left Optimus more confused than anything else. A whole quarter of humanity celebrates Christmas as a way to remember the birth of their deity/savior/religious figure. Meanwhile another large swath of humanity celebrates the holiday because of some human named St. Nickolas, who apparently goes out every year is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer to deliver presents to the entire world.

Not being all that sure about the big red fat man travelling the globe in under 24 hours, Optimus threw in the towel and opted to instead work with what he could feasibly understand. This being the religious aspect of the holiday.

Optimus did not, and does not have any interest in the human religious figure beyond Christ's historical significance and how his life affected earth's development. However, not wanting to offend anyone unintentionally, Optimus decided to stick to the general religious value associated with Christmas instead of the human religious symbol. And so, relying on the old Cybertronian cultural norms regarding foreign practices, namely offering something something similar from ones own culture as a way of showing acceptance and trust. He quickly went about creating gifts that embodied the ideals of the holiday, the ideals being rebirth, salvation, and blessings.

He spent the whole month of December dutifully working on gifts for the children. And when Christmas finally came and the children gathered at the base to celebrate with the bots, Optimus was prepared. Very proud of himself for figuring out a way to work around the cultural differences to the best of his ability, Optimus presented his handiwork. The children however were left rather scarred as they gazed upon the murals he had prepared for them.

The first mural, gifted to Jack, represented Solus Prime's death at the hands of Megatronous Prime and the creation of the well in rather vivid detail. It was meant to symbolize rebirth and the beginning of new life, sort of like how the human Savior died and returned to life, however the very detailed images of Solus's... rather brutalized corpse earned Optimus a shaky thumbs up. The second mural, gifted to Rafael was similarly graphic, portraying the last battle against the Quintessions with the leading Prime at the time standing proudly on a hill of fallen foes. Much like the first mural it was meant to symbolize salvation, more specifically, freedom from slavery at the hands of their ancient enemies. It too earned Optimus a few strained smiles due to the vivid imagery.

Lastly Optimus gifted Miko a mural which showed Cybertron during it's peak. In his mural mecha smiled and sang praises to Primus for his blessings and the peacefulness of their lives. It was a breath of fresh air for the children and was met far more appreciatively. Optimus, not knowing why the children were hesitant about his first two murals and assuming it was a delayed reaction, beamed and went about Christmas day believing he had positively nailed the whole holiday thing.

Ratchet

Seeing Optimus's efforts to show the human children some pieces of Cybertronian culture through Christmas, Ratchet opted to do the same... in a rather unusual fashion.

He saw images of the Christmas tree and read all about how the trees end up rotting, getting grossness everywhere and being both a pain to gain and get rid of. And so thinking that his gift would be a solution to the problem, Ratchet got out his tools, grinned evilly, and got to work. He also spent a good chunk of the month preparing his "gift". Every single time he looked at it and considered his creation done, he ended up adding something else, slowly but surely deviating from the original design of the Christmas tree until what remained was something not of earth.

The end result was a fantastical sci-fi tree looking thing that could have come straight out of a comic book or another world entirely. It started off looking semi tree like, the trunk of the "tree" being silvery and pulsating with energon veins. However as one looked up it started to become something less understandable. The "tree" branched out into large wire like branches which swayed and regularly shook as electricity flowed across them. The wire branches ended with moving cable things which swayed sort of like a twisted version of leaves, each cable searching out warmth and wrapping around warm things when in contact. And lastly there were bio-lights bulging out of the trunk and wire branches filled with multicolored unidentifiable fluids.

Understandably the children were rather distressed when they saw the Christmas "tree" and the horror movie looking pulsating bio-lights and eerie wire and cabled branches. They nearly had heart attacks when the "tree's" branches wrapped around them and sent static running along their skin. Simply put, the "tree" was not well received. But not wanting to hurt Ratchet's feelings, the children tolerated the "tree" until Christmas was over and praised Ratchet's efforts before sternly proclaiming that the next year they would get the tree.

Bulkhead

Surprisingly it was Bulkhead who was the most normal of the bots when it came to Christmas. However "normal" still tends to be rather out there when compared to the rest of the bots. And so for Christmas, Bulkhead took decorating of all things to the extreme.

Not having the build to handle dainty material like paper to make decorations, Bulkhead instead decided that metal was the way forward. He had some experience in construction and so while sitting at his workbench planning out how he was going to decorate, he took some inspiration from Ratchet's "tree" and planned his decorations to match the theme the medic had unknowingly set. Bulkhead still took into consideration the earth traditions when he began his work, but ultimately he got a little carried away bringing a piece of Cybertron to earth.

The finished product took him weeks of work and the team found it to be a sight to behold. Surrounding Ratchet's "tree" were copper lights handing from the rafters setting a more rustic feel for the Cybertronians present. Decorating the human's platform was a carefully constructed "winter" area. The place where the children's couch and other items usually were was instead replaced with distinctly Cybertronain furniture, scaled to size for the children of course. Surrounding this was a rather ridiculous spread of packing peanuts, a replacement for snow. And throughout the rest of the main part of the base Bulkhead had gone to great pains to replicate the only somewhat winterish looking place on Cybertron, namely the Magnanese Mountains.

When the children saw what he had made they were mostly awed, but also left somewhat uncomfortable due to the overwhelming copper and rust colored decorations alongside Ratchet's "tree". Still the children made sure to praise Bulkhead for his efforts and much like with Ratchet, proclaim their intent to decorate by themselves the coming year.

Agent Fowler still found packing peanuts in the children's space even months after Christmas had passed.

Wheeljack

He was a little late to the party when it came to Christmas. And so having only received the bare bones when it came to information regarding the holiday, Wheeljack turned up to base three days late with items that probably shouldn't be given to children.

The only memo he got about the holiday that actually stuck was the concept of giving gifts. And Wheeljack, a mech constantly looking for excuses to give others weapons, turned up with a huge smile and a very large, very ominous looking crate filled with... something. Optimus and the team tried to put a stop to whatever it was that Wheeljack was attempting, but were unfortunately denied the chance as Wheeljack pulled out the gifts and gave them to the kids before any bot could do anything.

Miko got an alien ray gun, which she promptly fired into the far wall of the base by accident, leaving a sizable melted indent. The gun was confiscated even as Wheeljack and Miko skipped around in joy. The weapon was given back after Ratchet disabled it, that way Miko could still wave it around and even turn it on again if needed while.

Jack got himself a nifty energon blade, one sized down for a creature of his size. Being similar to a switchblade he quickly pocketed it without much thought. It wasn't until weeks later when he pulled out the blade to sharpen a stick that he found out what the heck the blade actually did. He came to base with a charred stick and a glowing knife that Wheeljack simply cackled at the sight of. As one might guess, the blade went through a similar human proofing adjustment by Ratchet before being returned.

As for Rafael, he got himself a small military grade Quintession battle drone. Ratchet nearly pulled a blade on the thing the moment Rafael used his controlled to whirl the drone to life. The drone ended up nearly decapitating the medic, much to Wheeljack's mixed terror and amusement, before it was also confiscated and adjusted for human use.

Arcee

While not all that fond of celebrating a human holiday, Arcee still made an effort to try and be cheery through the creation of holiday attire. Though as a general rule, Cybertronians do not wear clothing of any kind, they are familiar with the concept and occasionally wear capes, magnetized jewelry, and additional cosmetic armor for fancy events.

And so, having some experience in armoring and taking inspiration from the general theme of Christmas and the human attire, Arcee adjusted it to her liking, making some of the traditional human clothing choices for Christmas suitable for Cybertronians. Not only did she craft things for the children, but also for the team, much to the mixed joy and fear of each party respectively.

Optimus received a small red cape and helm ornament that functioned sort of like a crown, being largely gold with blue accents. He accepted the gift happily and attached the ornaments without delay. Ratchet got a broach that read "Doctor of Doom" in Cybertronian, much to the irritation the medic who still put it on despite the light mockery. Bulkhead was given a distinct chest piece made purely for cosmetic purposes but still engraved with runes of protection. And lastly Bumblebee was given a set of bands to wear on his ankles and wrists, the bands of course being a stunning obsidian.

As for the children, it was rather difficult for Arcee to work something out for them but she tried nonetheless. Eventually she settled on small helmets in a stunning red and similarly engraved with runes of protection. However what truly made the children have to stifle their laughter was the little antennae Arcee attached to the sides of the helmets, each were of course being topped with small white balls of cotton to try and meet the Christmas theme.

Bumblebee

Unsurprisingly Bumblebee was all over the idea of Christmas. However seeing the rest of the team merrily working away, Bumblebee wanted to try something the others hadn't considered, that being gingerbread houses.

He was determined to find a way to make a gingerbread house that both bots and humans could consume, and so he spent the whole of December experimenting. Eventually he produced something that could theoretically be eaten by humans and bots alike, at which point he went to town building his "gingerbread house". The end result of his long work was a simple house composed of energon-bread like stuff and similar energon-frosting stuff topped with energon-goodie like things.

Bumblebee was incredibly proud of his creation when he showed it to the team and the children. Both parties came to the conclusion that the eerily glowing structure that looked like it came out of Chernobyl was likely not something that should be consumed. However not wanting to hurt Bumblebee's feelings, Optimus took one for the team and took a bite of the "gingerbread house". Let it be said there are few things that can break Optimus's composure, in fact they can be listed on one hand. However whatever abomination Optimus took a bite of added one more thing to the small list of things that destroy his stoic persona.

He immediately snapped his battle mask in place to hide his horribly disgusted face and shakily giving the piece of "gingerbread house" he had been eating to Ratchet. He muttered something about it being "delicious" with watering optics and a shaky thumbs up before promptly leaving to go retch somewhere private. Ratchet and the team looked at the offending abomination with wide optics and fear before looking to a very pleased Bumblebee. Once again not wanting to ruin the mood of the scout and not wanting the humans to even begin going near the "gingerbread house" Ratchet and the team steeled themselves. Each took a piece of the house and pretended to share it with the children and taking a bite out of it for good measure before giving Bumblebee affirmation through gritted denta.

Not a spark dared to question Optimus's reaction after taking a bite of whatever it was Bumblebee had made. Bumblebee was many things... a baker though? No. Defiantly not.

#maccadam #transformers shenanigans #transformers #transformers prime #optimus prime #arcee #bulkhead #ratchet #bumblebee #wheeljack #tfp kids #christmas #sort of a christmas special i guess? #hope you guys like this #I spent way too long writing this

[definitelynotshouting]

everything i loved and feared

Summary:

Grian does not say I love you. He does not say anything at all. Instead he guides Scar’s head down, until their lips brush, the taste of copper flooding Scar’s tongue. Then his hand drops, and his lungs stutter, one last, pained noise escaping his lips–

Scar wakes up choking on his own desperate scream.

For a moment, that’s all he can comprehend– the agonizing wail of loss that reverberates through his entire body. Scar breaks off with a harsh gasp, breath coming in short, stuttering bursts as he lifts his hands to cover his face. Grian’s lifeless eyes flutter in the dark spaces between his palms and pupils; Scar heaves, and shakes, and coughs as he forces his rabbiting heart to slow and his breaths to come even and deep.

He has to see if Grian’s okay.

Got tired of this hanging out in my rough drafts bin while i tried to edit it, so im posting it now to the rough draft pseud because it deserves to at least see the light of day. In the wise words of my discord server members: fuck it we ball

#scarian #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #3rd life #traffic series #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #3rd life au #mcyt #shouting speaks #my fics #oh lawd its finally breathing the sunlight #ive been sitting on this fic for nigh on six months now #gods #woooo #hope you guys like this #ive got abt 1k rewritten already so one day. she will be posted to the main #dkfndnnd one day #maybe #we'll see what happens #lnk

[dawhkimz]

Through all of the horrors and trauma they've been through......they will always have each other

#man do i love these guys or what #idk what to put for bg again #hope you guys like this #dont hug me im scared #dhmis #dhmis fanart

[geronimosong]

Sylphrena the honorspren.

#she is very precious to me #hope you guys like this #stormlight archive #sylphrena #syl #kaladin stormblessed #cosmere #spren #ancient daughter #honor #honorspren

[ink-and-blotts]

꒷꒦꒷♡𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐♡꒷꒦꒷

my list for kinktober that’s definitely not inspired by my own kinks/fetishes

Day 1 : ̗̀➛ bondage x aizawa

Day 2 : ̗̀➛ submission x tomura

Day 3 : ̗̀➛ marking x dabi

Day 4 : ̗̀➛ spanking x bakugo

Day 5 : ̗̀➛ praise x hawks

Day 6 : ̗̀➛ degrading x dabi

Day 7 : ̗̀➛ public sex x dabi

Day 7 : ̗̀➛ cockwarming x aizawa

Day 8 : ̗̀➛ overstimulation x natsuo

Day 9 : ̗̀➛ knifeplay x toga

Day 10 : ̗̀➛ electrostimulation x bakugo

Day 11 : ̗̀➛ phone sex x hawks

Day 12 : ̗̀➛ voyeurism x dabi/natsuo

Day 13 : ̗̀➛ orgasm denial x aizawa

Day 14 : ̗̀➛ blindfolding x bakugo

Day 15 : ̗̀➛ somnophilia x dabi

Day 16 : ̗̀➛ pegging x tomura

Day 17 : ̗̀➛ dacryphilia x dabi

Day 18 : ̗̀➛ cockworship x natsuo

Day 19 : ̗̀➛ shower sex x hawks

Day 20 : ̗̀➛ roleplay x chisaki

Day 21 : ̗̀➛ deepthroating x aizawa

Day 22 : ̗̀➛ threesome x dabi/hawks

Day 23 : ̗̀➛ cumplay x bakugo

Day 24 : ̗̀➛ mask kink x ???

Day 25 : ̗̀➛ leash/collar x aizawa

Day 26 : ̗̀➛ face-sitting x natsuo

Day 27 : ̗̀➛ riding x natsuo

Day 28 : ̗̀➛ panty sniffing x tomura

Day 29 : ̗̀➛ waxplay x dabi

Day 30 : ̗̀➛ spit/saliva play x aizawa

Day 31 : ̗̀➛ a surprise :)))

#kinktober #bnha smut #dabi x reader #tomura x reader #aizawa x reader #natsuo x reader #bakugo x reader #hope you guys like this #never done a kinktober before so i'm a little nervous lol #anyway yea thats the list

[ishipallthings]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Additional Tags: Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Future Fic, Post-Canon Fix-It, Hurt/Comfort, Pining Steve Rogers, Mutual Pining, Steve Rogers Feels, Facial Shaving, Bearded Steve Rogers, First Kiss, Getting Together, Love Confessions, POV Steve Rogers Summary:

Steve lets out an exasperated huff. “It’s just, I can’t shave.” It’s such a small thing to be upset about, and yet here he is, fighting the urge to tear his bandages just to look clean-shaven again.

One glance at Tony shows that he’s surprised by Steve’s admission, eyes now fixed on the days-old scruff covering the bottom half of Steve’s face.

(In which Tony helps Steve with shaving, and the close proximity leads to so much more than either of them anticipated.)

Written for @nostalgicatsea for the You Gave Me a Home Stocking Event <3

#stevetony #stony #steve x tony #superhusbands #marvel #post-endgame #future fic #bearded steve #pining #my fic #my writing #hope you guys like this

[sylkiddsey]

Merry Christmas!! Have a wonderful holiday and thank you, @girlmadeofstarlight for the prompt!

#brettsey #based on a prompt #au #fic #hope you guys like this

[byler-barista-anon]

byler barista anons official drink headcanons for every st group member !!

this has no specific order and all drinks listed under each character is what i associate them with/think they’d enjoy :)

byers-hopper family:

will:

iced caramel macchiato

mango smoothie

salted caramel/vanilla milkshake

hot chocolate

black coffee

pepsi

jonathan:

green tea

macha latte

black coffee

strawberry banana smoothie

mountain dew

el:

iced vanilla chai

tea of any kind as long as it’s sweet, especially fruit infused teas

banana berry smoothie

strawberry milkshake

strawberry fanta

joyce:

black coffee

the occasional iced vanilla latte

strawberry banana smoothie

coke/dr. pepper

hopper:

black coffee

beer

coke/dr. pepper

the wheelers:

mike:

mocha frappuccino

hot chocolate

7up/coke

chocolate/oreo milkshake

sweet tea, like really sweet tea

straight up plain milk

nancy:

iced lavender oat milk latte

iced black coffee with a bit of cream and sugar

vanilla cappuccino

sweet tea, but a normal amount of sugar

strawberry milkshake

holly:

hot chocolate

apple juice

chocolate/oreo/strawberry milkshake

sometimes mike lets her have sips of his mocha frappes and she really likes them

strawberrry fanta, but she’s not allowed to have soda very often

#and that’s it #that’s the list #i never finished it #lucas honey i am so sorry i didn’t get to you #hope you guys like this #i worked on it for like 2 days before i forgot abt it and now it’s being posted (unfinished) like 8 months later 💀 #byler #byler barista anon #YK WHAT IT MAY BE UNFINISHED BUT I GOT BYLER IN THERE AND THATSBWHAT MATTERS

[midnightfire830]

Sooooooo…. I made a band au playlist….

Y’all already saw the western album, but this was the first one I made with general songs I had in mind for the band au.

Some have more importance and meaning than others. Some are just random fun ideas.

If you guys wanna take a listen I have the links below. If not then don’t worry it’s no pressure. But it might help you guys get the vibe I’m going for.

Also TW. Some of those songs might be kinda messed up. Watch at your own risk. I personally don’t find anything wrong with it, but I don’t know some people have problems with swearing, and more violent or sensitive topics. If you want to avoid those songs then try to stray away from artists like “Will Wood and the Tapeworms”, “Get Scared”, and “I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THE FOUND ME”. Those are bands that generally are more… uh… violent. But still my favorites nonetheless. :)

Hope y’all enjoy!

I had so much fun making these playlists. And probably put my heart and soul into them! 😭

#band au #quest au #babtqftim au #babtqftim #bendy and boris in the inky mystery #babitim #bendy and boris the quest for the ink machine #cuphead #au playlist #band playlist #will wood #get scared #i don’t know how but they found me #hope you guys like this #I know it’s cliche #but I listen to these religiously at this point #Spotify