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augustleafs1mp · 3 months
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Soft Furina and Hu Tao comfort shtuff (I'm in the mood to hurt my favourite pyro and hydro ladies)
Hu Tao
Hu Tao had a rough day. She was doing business, as usual, being her cheery self when she heard people talking.
Talking about her.
Calling her all sorts of names, which she's used to, but, then they started talking about her friends.
And her grandfather.
She wanted to go talk to them, you know, be civil and whatnot, but the things they were saying just, broke her. The thing that hurt the most was the things they said about her grandfather, her loving grandfather, the man that raised her (head canon).
When she came home, you instantly knew something was up, she looked so upset. She was smiling sure but, you could see it in her eyes.
"Hey, Tao, are you alright? Did something happen at work?" With that question, she just, broke down into sobs and babbles. You couldn't understand what she was saying until she choked out "th-they said s-so many, a-wful t-things.."
It made your blood boil.
But instead of blowing up, you brought her to bed and cuddled with her for a while, letting her vent and cry till she fell asleep.
"Heh, goodnight, my little butterfly. I love you"
Furina
Furina was walking around Fontaine, doing some window shopping and some normal shopping. Suddenly a little girl walked up to her, wanting an autograph. Furina couldn't just say no to the kid, so she did the autograph and sent the little girl on her way. Then another person came up to her and asked for an autograph.
And another.
..and another..
Finally, when Furina was able to get home with her shopping, she looked absolutely exhausted. Both mentally and physically.
"Hey– woah, what's up?" She said nothing, she just walked over to you and buried her face in the crook of your neck and just let go, sobbing and gripping your shirt.
"Oh, hey hey.. what's wrong? Did something bad happen while you were out?" She nodded "Alright, let me take a guess. Too many people bothered you?" Another nod "and it caused a melt down which you had to keep down until you got back?" (Autism head canon :3) And yet, another nod "Alright, you wanna go up to bed and just, lay in the dark and silence? I can get your noise cancelling headphones and the weighted blanket too if you'd like" she looks up at you and nods, smiling at the suggestion.
And with that, you were off. You brought Furina into your shared bedroom, layed her down in the bed and gave her her noise cancelling headphones before going to find the weighted blanket. Once you got back, you noticed that she had fallen asleep, so you decided to get into the bed beside her and cuddled close to her, slowly drifting into a slumber as well
"I love you, my droplet, I love you so much"
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2-dsimp · 1 year
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Yandere! Occult club member! Hu Tao
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🥀Hu Tao grew up being exposed to death alongside the collective sorrows that come with it. Since her family was well known for their funeral parlor as their Moto was to always respect the wishes of the dead.
🥀As she grew older she became obsessed with the concept of death as it fascinated her from how all things can come to an end in a flash. Taking from example the unexpected car accident her parents got into that lead her to becoming the next head Director of the business.
🥀The unfortunate incident taught her the significance of living life to the fullest as the inevitable end would always grow near. So when she enrolled at the institution she joined the occult club so that she can witness the essence of death in all its grim glory.
🥀Some may find her morbid upbeat nature a bit odd and take it the wrong way. thanks to that she had a tough time making friends who’ll stick around. So when she met you she was so happy she could almost die.
🥀Even if you were entertaining her for the time being she was thankful for having someone around. And should you manage to completely win over her heart, the things she’d do for you would be the following…
🥀 She’d gladly sabotage someone who gives you any trouble through the usage of “innocent” fun pranks since she’s known to be a bit of a hyperactive prankster.
🥀Her pranks range from harmless to dangerous but it’s only dangerous if she feels as if the image of death is being disrespected or if you tell her ahead of time that you’re in a big pinch.
🥀She’ll also play pranks on you from time to time to catch you off guard but for the most part they’ll be harmless ranging from jump scares to misplacing your things. Until she decides to up the ante should she feel that you’ve been neglecting her.
🥀 She’s exceptionally good at composing poems as one of her hobbies so if you need help in any subjects pertaining to English she’ll help you boost your study points!
🥀There’s a potential chance that she may give you access into her funeral parlor and invite you to help her do some questionable things in secrecy. If her trust in you is high enough.
🥀Hu Tao is a fun person to be around despite her brash eccentric behavior. She’ll often try to take you for an adventure if you let her! Although it may be a treacherous journey, it’s can be very rewarding if you make it out alive.
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naomeii · 4 months
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Purr-fect.
─Pairings:Cat!Zhongli x F!Reader
Content : Fluff, COMPLETE BRAIN-ROT, I might or might not be writing for others too based on this concept, if u have particular character in mind, don't be shy to send a req!, modern au
Synopsis : Zhongli turns into a cat- that's it, literally
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Y/n couldn't help but feel a flutter in her chest every time she saw Zhongli in the crowded hallways of their high school. He was her senior, an enigmatic figure with an air of sophistication that left everyone in awe. The first time he had tutored her, Y/n found herself captivated not just by the subject matter, but by the gentle way he explained things, his voice resonating like a calming melody.
One day after school, Y/n found herself nervously approaching Zhongli's desk. "Um, excuse me, Zhongli-senpai," she stammered, her heart pounding in her chest.
Zhongli looked up from his books, his amber eyes meeting hers. "Ah, Y/n. Is there something you need assistance with?"
She fumbled with her words, feeling her cheeks heat up. "I, um, I was wondering if you could, you know, help me with this math problem. It's giving me a hard time."
A small smile graced Zhongli's lips. "Of course. Sit down, and we'll go through it together."
As Zhongli patiently explained the problem, Y/n couldn't help but steal glances at him. She admired the way his hair fell gracefully over his forehead and the focused expression he wore while teaching.
"Do I have something on my face?" Zhongli asked, catching Y/n staring.
Her cheeks flushed even deeper, and she shook her head vigorously. "No, no! I was just, um, really concentrating on what you were saying."
Zhongli chuckled softly, finding her nervousness endearing. "Very well. Let's continue."
Unbeknownst to Y/n, her best friend Hu Tao was observing the entire scene from across the room giggling to herself. Later that day, as they walked home together, Y/n couldn't contain her excitement.
"Hu Tao, you won't believe what happened today! I got to spend time with Zhongli-senpai, and he helped me with math!"
Hu Tao grinned mischievously. "Oh, spill the details! Did you make your move?"
Y/n blushed furiously. "N-no, I couldn't! I was too nervous. But he's just so amazing, and his voice is like a warm hug, and…"
Hu Tao laughed heartily. "You're head over heels, aren't you? Hmm You both would be a great match."
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As the tutoring sessions continued, Y/n found herself growing more comfortable around Zhongli. Despite her initial nervousness, she realized that Zhongli was not only a brilliant tutor but also a patient and understanding mentor.
Once, as they sat side by side working on a particularly challenging problem, Y/n was completely engrossed in her notebook. Zhongli observed her intense concentration, his own fascination growing. As she furrowed her brow in deep thought, a stray strand of hair fell over her face.
Unable to resist the urge, Zhongli gently reached out and tucked the errant strand behind her ear. Y/n's heart skipped a beat at the unexpected touch, and she froze, her cheeks flushing a deep shade of red.
"Uh, thank you," she stammered, trying to regain her composure.
Zhongli merely smiled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "You seemed a bit distracted. I thought it might help."
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Breathless and exhilarated, Y/n rushed to find Hu Tao immediately after her tutoring session with Zhongli. Bursting into their usual meeting spot, she couldn't contain her excitement.
"Hu Tao! You won't believe what just happened," Y/n exclaimed, her eyes sparkling with a mixture of joy and nervous energy.
Hu Tao looked up from her book, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Spill it, Y/n! Did Zhongli finally realize you're the one for him?"
Y/n blushed furiously, her heart racing. "Well, not exactly, but something incredible happened! We were solving this difficult problem, and then Zhongli, he—"
Hu Tao interrupted with a teasing grin, "Did he confess his undying love for you? Did he declare that you are the missing piece of his soul?"
Y/n giggled, shaking her head. "No, nothing like that. But he… he touched my hair! Like, he tucked a strand behind my ear!"
Hu Tao's eyes widened, and she let out an exaggerated gasp. "Oh, the scandal! Zhongli making moves! Tell me everything!"
As Y/n recounted the tutoring session and Zhongli's subtle gestures, Hu Tao listened with a mixture of amusement and excitement. She couldn't resist teasing her friend relentlessly.
"So, what's your next move, Y/n? Are you going to confess your undying love to him under the cherry blossom tree?" Hu Tao teased.
Y/n rolled her eyes playfully. "Oh, please! I don't even know if he likes me like that. But it felt… special, you know?"
Hu Tao leaned in, a sly grin on her face. "Special, huh? Well, you better keep me updated on this love story. Who knows, maybe I'll be planning your wedding soon!"
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The next day, as Y/n excitedly headed to school, she couldn't help but feel a pang of disappointment when Zhongli was nowhere to be found. She looked around the familiar spots where they usually met, hoping to catch a glimpse of his tall figure or catch his distinctive amber eyes in the crowd, but he was conspicuously absent.
Feeling a bit downcast, Y/n trudged back home after school. Lost in her thoughts, she wandered through the streets with a hint of melancholy in her steps. However, fate had a surprise in store for her.
As she turned a corner, her eyes caught sight of a small cat sitting by the roadside. The cat had a regal air about it, with amber eyes that seemed to mirror Zhongli's. Intrigued, Y/n approached the feline cautiously.
"You look just like Zhongli-senpai," she murmured, reaching out to pet the cat. To her surprise, the cat purred contentedly, rubbing against her hand as if it understood the compliment.
Y/n couldn't help but smile at the adorable creature. She looked around, expecting an owner to appear, but there was no one in sight. It seemed like the cat was a stray, left to wander the streets alone.
A spontaneous idea struck her. "You know what? If you don't have a home, I can be your Zhongli," she said, scooping up the cat into her arms.
The feline seemed to enjoy the attention, nuzzling against Y/n's neck. Taking this as a sign, Y/n decided on the spot. "From now on, you're my little Zhongli. How about that?"
The cat, seemingly in agreement, let out a soft meow. Y/n giggled, feeling a warmth in her heart.
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As Y/n tried to bathe the cat, she quickly realized that her new feline friend was anything but cooperative. Every attempt to bring him near water was met with agile jumps and a swift retreat. After several failed tries, Y/n sighed in defeat, watching as the cat diligently licked itself clean.
Tired but amused, Y/n decided to continue her day. She settled at her desk, the cat now comfortably on her lap, its eyes following her every move with curiosity. Y/n, being the talkative person she was, couldn't resist continuing her one-sided conversation about Zhongli.
"You know, little Zhongli, you're lucky you don't have to deal with exams and high school drama. Zhongli-senpai is probably somewhere out there, unaware that he's become the subject of my daily gushing sessions," she mused, absentmindedly scratching behind the cat's ears.
As she rambled on, Y/n picked up the cat, holding it close to her face. "Are you Zhongli?" she asked with a playful grin.
To her surprise, the cat seemed to nod furiously, a comical sight that made Y/n burst into laughter. She couldn't believe what she was thinking—Zhongli turning into a cat? It seemed too absurd to be true.
"Imagine if you really were Zhongli. That would be the most ironic twist ever. The great HANDSOMEEEEE Zhongli reduced to a tiny, fluffy cat," Y/n chuckled, holding the cat in her arms.
The cat, now giving her a deadpan look, remained in her arms.
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Y/n woke up with a start as the persistent tapping on her face continued. Groggily, she opened her eyes to find the cat furiously pawing at her. Confused, she checked the time and gasped. She was late for school!
"Ugh, why didn't my alarm go off?" Y/n muttered, rushing to get ready. The cat, seemingly understanding the urgency, slipped out of the room as Y/n hurriedly got dressed.
Later, as she raced through her morning routine, the cat reappeared, sitting patiently by the door. Y/n couldn't help but smile at the adorable sight.
"Thanks for the wake-up call," she said, giving the cat a quick peck on its forehead. To her surprise, the cat seemed almost shy, its gaze dropping as if bashful.
Y/n quickly grabbed a piece of bread for herself and another for her newfound feline companion. As she placed the bread in front of the cat, she chuckled. "Never had a breakfast buddy before, especially one with fur."
The cat tentatively approached the bread, sniffing it before taking a small bite. Y/n couldn't help but find the whole situation amusing. It was like having a quirky sidekick to accompany her on this unexpected adventure.
"Okay, little Zhongli, wish me luck at school. Hopefully, I won't be too late," Y/n said, giving the cat one last pat before heading out the door.
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As Y/n entered the school premises, she couldn't shake off the disappointment of not seeing Zhongli once again. Her usual excitement for the day was replaced by a lingering concern for her mysterious tutor. She decided to confide in Hu Tao during their lunch break.
"Hu Tao, have you seen Zhongli-senpai today? He's been absent for two days now," Y/n voiced her worry.
Hu Tao, ever the cheerful friend, tried to reassure her. "Oh, don't worry too much, Y/n. Maybe he's just under the weather or caught a cold. These things happen to the best of us."
"But two days in a row? It's not like him," Y/n mumbled, her thoughts lingering on Zhongli's absence.
Hu Tao grinned mischievously. "Maybe he's secretly planning a surprise for you. You never know!"
Y/n rolled her eyes at Hu Tao's playful suggestion. "You and your wild imagination. Anyway, speaking of surprises, you won't believe what happened. I found this stray cat, and it looks exactly like Zhongli!"
Hu Tao's eyes widened in surprise. "A cat that looks like Zhongli? Now that's intriguing. Tell me more!"
During their conversation, Y/n decided to do something special for her newfound feline friend. After school, she headed to a nearby pet shop and bought a pretty collar, adorned with a tiny bell. She thought it would be a fitting accessory for the cat that bore a striking resemblance to Zhongli.
Once home, as she opened the door, she was greeted by the sight of the cat waiting patiently. It seemed to sense her arrival and trotted over, its tail swaying with excitement.
"Look what I got for you!" Y/n exclaimed, attaching the collar around the cat's neck. The bell jingled softly, and the cat tilted its head, as if appreciating the gesture.
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Y/n slumped into her chair, staring at her unfinished homework with a heavy sigh. Today, the weight of worry for Zhongli and the nervousness about her own feelings had left her feeling particularly unmotivated. She glanced over at the cat, her newfound confidante, and began to pour out her thoughts.
"You won't believe the day I've had, little Zhongli. Zhongli-senpai hasn't shown up for two days, and I'm getting more and more worried. What if something's happened to him? It's not like him to be absent for so long," she lamented.
The cat blinked at her, its eyes filled with an odd mix of understanding and curiosity. Y/n continued, finding solace in the company of her feline friend.
"And then there's this other thing," she confessed, fidgeting with a pencil. "I've been thinking a lot about… well, about Zhongli-senpai. I'm afraid to admit it, even to myself. What if he doesn't feel the same way? What if it ruins our friendship? It's driving me crazy!"
As she rambled on, the cat sat there, listening intently, as if comprehending every word. Y/n chuckled, realizing the absurdity of talking to a cat about her romantic concerns.
"I mean, who am I kidding, right? Confessing my feelings to Zhongli-senpai would be like trying to scale a Geo construct with my bare hands—impossible!" she exclaimed, throwing her hands up in mock exasperation.
The cat, however, continued to gaze at her with those mysterious amber eyes. Y/n couldn't help but feel a strange comfort in the silent presence of her furry friend.
"Maybe I'm just overthinking everything. People come and go, feelings change. But you, little Zhongli, you're a constant. A fluffy, silent companion who doesn't judge or question. Maybe I should take a lesson from you," she mused, scratching the cat behind its ears.
The cat, seemingly content, purred softly.
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The weekend rolled in, bringing with it a welcome break from the routine of school. Y/n decided to spend her free time doing something she loved—baking. The kitchen was soon filled with the delightful aroma of cookies and pastries, and the cat, ever curious, jumped around, occasionally sniffing at the tantalizing scents.
As Y/n kneaded the dough, she couldn't help but think about Zhongli and how he might enjoy the sweets she was preparing. She voiced her thoughts aloud, looking at the cat, who seemed to be listening attentively.
"I wonder if Zhongli-senpai has a sweet tooth. I mean, who wouldn't love these delicious treats, right?" Y/n chuckled, watching the cat with a playful grin. "Do you think he'd like them? Maybe I should make something special for him if he ever shows up again."
The cat, in response, leaped onto the countertop, nudging a bag of flour with its paw as if giving its approval. Y/n laughed, finding the cat's antics endearing.
"Alright, alright, you win. I'll make some extra for Zhongli-senpai, just in case," she declared, reaching over to give the cat a playful pat.
The cat, seemingly satisfied, observed the baking process with keen interest. Y/n couldn't help but enjoy the domestic scene, the warmth of the oven, the comforting presence of her feline friend, and the anticipation of sharing the treats with Zhongli.
As the weekend unfolded, filled with the aroma of freshly baked goodies and the playful antics of the cat, Y/n couldn't shake off the hope that Zhongli would return soon.
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As Y/n drifted off to sleep, her exhaustion caught up with her, and she found comfort in snuggling with the cat. Unbeknownst to her, the cat sensed a change in the air, a shift in its feline instincts. Silently, it slipped away from Y/n's embrace, leaving her undisturbed in her peaceful slumber.
The next morning, Y/n woke up to an empty room. Confused, she looked around, calling out for the cat. But there was no response. Dejectedly, she got ready for school, hoping the cat would return.
Surprisingly, as she approached her classroom, there stood Zhongli, looking somewhat nervous. Y/n's heart skipped a beat at the unexpected sight.
"Zhongli-senpai! You're back!" she exclaimed, a mixture of surprise and joy in her voice.
Zhongli nodded, a faint smile playing on his lips. "Yes, I wanted to apologize for my absence. I've been dealing with some matters, but I'm here now."
Y/n couldn't help but notice the subtle change in Zhongli's demeanor. There was a nervousness in his eyes that she hadn't seen before.
In a moment of vulnerability, Zhongli took a deep breath and confessed, "Y/n, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. I… I like you. A lot. More than I initially realized."
Y/n's eyes widened in surprise, her heart racing at Zhongli's unexpected admission. The realization dawned on her, and a smile crept across her face.
"Zhongli-senpai, I… I like you too," she confessed, her cheeks tinted with a blush.
The two stood there, a moment of shared understanding and newfound connection. Zhongli, with a gentle smile, suggested, "How about we walk home together after school today? There's something I'd like to discuss with you."
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After school, the atmosphere between Y/n and Zhongli was a bit shy, both feeling the subtle awkwardness of being a new couple. As they walked, Zhongli couldn't help but feel a twinge of nervousness. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the collar with the tiny bell, the same one Y/n had given to the cat.
Y/n noticed the collar and smiled. "Oh, is that for your cat? It's quite mischievous but adorable. Does it belong to you?"
Zhongli chuckled, a blush creeping onto his cheeks. "Well, you could say that the cat was… me."
Y/n blinked, processing his words. "Wait, what? You were the cat?"
Zhongli nodded, a mix of embarrassment and amusement in his eyes. "Yes, it's a long story. I'll explain everything."
As Y/n processed the unexpected revelation, Zhongli continued, "You see, I was an accidental subject of Albedo's experiments from the Science class. Long story short, I turned into a cat. Meeting you in that form was a pure coincidence."
Y/n couldn't help but burst into laughter, finding the idea both absurd and amusing. "Zhongli-senpai, you're quite the funny man. A cat? Really?"
Zhongli's blush deepened, and he cleared his throat. "Well, it's a complicated situation. I didn't expect to meet you under those circumstances."
Y/n couldn't believe the twist in the tale. "So, all those conversations I had with the cat were actually with you?"
Zhongli nodded, a hint of sheepishness in his expression. "Yes, it seems you shared quite a lot with me."
Y/n, feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement, wished the ground would swallow her whole. Zhongli, sensing her discomfort, gently took her hand. "I'll explain everything, I promise. It's quite a tale."
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aeripq · 10 months
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• genshin headcanons !! •
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diluc is such a sucker for flowers. buy him a bouqet, or change the flowers on his desk for him, and he swears to the archons he’ll never love anyone else.
childe acts like a child whenever you get home (somehow he’s home before you). he’ll hop all over you, kiss all over your face, just act like a massive puppy.
hu tao doesn’t only love you- she trusts you. it’s one thing for her to love- another for her to trust. she swears she doesn’t need anyone else. she’d sacrifice the world for you.
they always say- hero’s would sacrifice you for the world, but a villian would sacrifice the world for you. kuni thinks that’s bullshit- but it’s really not. he would sacrifice the world for you.
albedo’s humming is something you’ll never get tired of. his calming voice lulling himself out of an unfocused state, somehow also lulling you into a state of content slumber, is an unforgettable feeling.
zhongli is eroding- but one thing that will never erode is your love. even when he is gone, his love for you will occupy the space that his vessel once did- and that love will spread. soon, your love will not have eroded away. it will spread so far and wide that it will become eternal.
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a/n: internally cringing but jts whatevs. havent written in forever and need to get sm out so eat up ig
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© 𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐪 𝟐𝟎𝟐3— 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧.
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ballads-for-kuni · 10 months
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SAGAU Worldbuilding Brainrot
What if, as the Creator, you put in place a mailing system?
In this order: nation (eg. Mondstadt [1]) -> region (eg. Brightcrown Mountains [1.1]) -> landmark location (eg. Stormterror's Lair [1.1.2])
And the mailing system would help to narrow down the location so that the poor mailmen and women don't have to go running all over trying to find people.
So national location code (eg. Dawn Winery [1.4.1]) -> organisation's location (if applicable) -> where you want the letter sent specifically (eg. office, front desk, or if you want to send it just to their mailbox, then don't write anything at all)
The numberings would be chronologically according to the places the Traveller has gone, and the mail would be written something like this:
To: Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham Postage: 4.1.3.4 The Sumeru Akademiya Grand Sage's Office
Or
To: Director Hu Tao Postage: 2.1.5.2 Wangsheng Funeral Parlour Front Desk
OR
To: Kamisato Ayato Postage: 3.1.8 Commissioner's Office
Notice how Ayato's (and Diluc's in the example) doesn't have a general location specified (eg. Kamisato Estate, Dawn Winery)?
That's because on the map of Teyvat in-game,
THE KAMISATO ESTATE AND DAWN WINERY ARE ALREADY NAMED.
This has been an in-class 5-minute worldbuilding brainrot.
If you want the full taste of my brainrot, the Google Doc link to the locational sectioning is here (it will be updated as the regions come out, so do look forward to that!).
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sheyzhin · 10 months
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*continues to feed you*
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~Volkov (not my artwork!)
*CONTINUES TO CONSUME AT A RAPID PACE* why was I not invited to the tea party!!!! i would love to have tea with Foul Legacy!!!!
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ghostielollipop · 2 years
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Hear me out here,,,,
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astranne · 2 years
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Your wish is my command My Goddess!
Startin this off, Bodyguard!Xiao would absolutely 100% be SO jealous if someone was to flirt with you well he'd be use to it since your famous but this person is particularly handsome????
Hes gonna be like a cat hes gonna pout and glare at you and huff until you acknowledge his existence.
Speaking of, i can see him leaving you gifts but never saying anything. Atp idk if I'm talking about Bodyguard!Xiao anymore but anyways!
He would sneak you gifts onto your desk, table, whatever is there he will put it there he wont say anything he's just gonna go "Oh, your welcome." If you say thank you Xiao. It could be for literally anything and he would still say your welcome.
I CANT GET OVER ONE THING ABT XIAO THO
He has so much potential for angst and i can feel it.
I can see Xiao as the kid who gets bullied for being academically smart but his other siblings are smarr and well versed in sports and activities. Hes the anti social emo kid who wears hoodies and blasts his music (not really angsty!xiao would rather keel over) through his headphones and not have many friends.
I CAN however see him get one friend. And this is purely for funny moments but Tartaglia would friend him unironically. I love the intorvert adopted by extrovert trope and those two fit that role well.
Childe just sitting next to Xiao after a few weeks and suddenly best friends??? Sign me up. Childe recongizing Xiao beyond his academic intelligence and Xiao feeling appreciated??? Sign me up. Childe ACTUALLY not using him for projects and to do homework like many of Xiao's "friends"???? Sign me up.
The whole Xiao and Childe dynamic has potential and wanna what help has potential? Hu Tao and Xiao
Now this? Wouldnt happen unless you tied Xiao up and locked him in the closet w Hu Tao for a week.
Now listen how did they meet?? Simple.
Hu Tao pranked Xiao on accident by putting something in his locker and ruined has his stuff and Xiao was just "👤Um." The entire time and Hu Tao, being the lovely person she is, did it again why not. I can see her being a prankster, but after awhile Hu Tao would have to end up buying Xiao's notebooks that get water damaged or burnt by something and end up giving him notes but helloooo???? GIVING HIM NOTES?????? He already memorized every math formula why is she giving HIM NOTES????
Hes so shocked he doesnt know what to do so he just goes with it. And now oh would you look at that Hu Tao is now taking him out for Boba and rambling about her favorite show. I can see Xiao not knowing anything about Boba, or just the outside world. His caregivers werent harsh on him, he just wanted to be seen by them like his older siblings :( he just wanted that validation. Know who gives it to him? Hu Tao and Childe.
"Xiao your so cool!" As he absolutely owns them in paintball?? Hes smiling so hard.
"Xiao how did you know the answer? I couldnt even get it your so smart!" After he answered a hard essay question hes literally shaking with happiness.
My boy just wants to be seen :((((
Back for a little bit of angst, Xiao wouldnt tell them he feels left out sometimes or how he gets drained. He wouldnt tell them about anything or how he feels he made it this far why would he?
I can see his siblings especially if theyre older constantly teasing him, they dont know it but they gant up on him and practically bully him into hiding his room and not coming out. Not projecting i swear
SLEEPOVERS AT CHILDE OR HUTAO'S???
Horror movies, staying up late and eating junk food? Challenges and even going to walmart at 3:30 when Xiao is hyped up on energy drinks speeding down the aisles in carts giggling and laughing past the cameras and workers who're too tired because "dammit they do this every weekend we cant kick them out"
My Goddess i hope i delivered what you asked for!
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i'm getting blessed today!!! thank you so much, i really had a blast reading through this my dear fischl anon <3 all the brainrot is under the cut hehe it escalated a bit just a tiny bit lmao
jealous and protective bodyguard!xiao, yes please. he will stare everyone down who tries to flirt with you AND is very handsome. not even five minutes in and he will be like "excuse you, but back tf off." he will do it immediatly when he notices you don't really feel comfortable... and he will be a bit more agressive 👀
bodyguard!xiao gets a certain reputaion... he is a bloody good bodyguard, very protective of his clients and their privacy. you bet everyone wants him as their bodyguard (especially when he's handsome as well)
also the gifts... asdkfubhd- he will leave all his gifts at the places he knows you will see them, watching with a small smile how you eagerly open his gifts (sue him, you really look cute when you get all excited and happy about little things)
he will spoil tf out of you, gift you with the most lavish gifts, oh and if you like his cooking, yeah, well he will always cook a full ass menu for you, just to enjoy your blissful face when you take the first bite of his heavenly food.
just... xiao. also the little cat comment made me think about cat!xiao, like,,, hybrid, like just... cat and fluffy tail and perky ears and purring xiao...
xiao is born, breed, made, created for angst. have you seen his lore?? like, come on, angst is his second third name.
okay, childe and xiao friendship. we love and we need this rn. xiao gets bullied by the jocks and it's acutally his elder siblings fault,,, because well,, they are a jock too and started teasing him. not many realize they are siblings, and since older sibling is quite popular, everyone else started teasing bullying him too. xiao swallows all the bitterness, not wanting to call his siblings out because he still loves them!! but sometimes... sometimes they don't realize he's hurting.
anti social!xiao. emo!xiao. introvert!xiao just... xiao. he is the weird loner of the school, but not quite?? like, he's smart and does so well in school and not to mention, he is handsome. not that many would admit that. but there was a time where xiao wore eyeliner before everything went downhill and some really miss those times... but they would never admit it.
he doesn't really have friends until childe comes along. and childe is a social butterfly. he is friends with the whole school but not really, he is outgoing, quite smart too and just funny to be around. he can be a jerk sometimes, but aren't we all sometimes too? he befriends xiao first for a selfish reason, hoping he would get a bit of quiet from all the noise in his life. but then he realizes how he enjoys xiao's company and sticks around.
later, when they're really thick and probably somthing like best friends, childe will admit that to xiao and they almost have a fallout
and when hu tao comes around? yeah well, prepare for chaos. childe and hu tao go along so well and you bet after a while, when Xiao feels comfortable enough, he will try and curb their chaos. not that he succeds.
hu tao still feels bad sometimes about how much she ruined from xiao's stuff, which is why she started spoiling him. she is well off, probably from a rich family, just like childe. they will spoil all the sadness and angst from xiao away
you bet hu tao is the reason why xiao now has a starbucks and bubble tea addiction this is how he meets other friends, on his own but that's for another time
yk what, with anti social and introvert xiao... gamer!xiao. what is he even doing the whole time in his room? yeah well, of course he studies, but he can't study the whole ass time and this is how he slowly became a gamer. not that many know that
but after hu tao and childe find out, you bet they will buy him a whole ass aesthetic streamer set up, even tho he doesn't stream but maybe in the future they want him happy, and all those little games make him happy. especially when he now can play with real friends, not only those people who he met online.
thanks to hu tao and childe he comes out of his shell, dressing up a bit (xiao has style. he just has a style not everyone would approve. war core/dark and tech wear. he has style and the clothes, just not the confidence wearing it) and even putting his eyeliner back on (you bet he suddenly becomes the crush of so many people)
hu tao and childe are confident people, and he somehow has to keep up. he finds his confidence once again (if we want to make this especially angsty, he was a very confident, if a bit silent child. but his family and all the teasing/bullying made him lose his confidence)
oh and if we want to create more plot, childe is a somewhat well known influencer and hu tao hops on that train too. it's easy for them to gain more followers and reach, and the extra money is certainly welcome. xiao ponders if he should start doing this too, but somehow... he's not really comfortable with that. he wants to do this in his own way. (que, xiao being the 'unreachable, mystery, but lovable and gorgeous influencer)
but he starts with streaming first, his fan base grows fast because,,, xiao is so calm, he loves all the games he plays and is so passionate about it!! he is an avid animal crossing player, always building and creating on his island and proudly showing it off to his viewers. they praise him and shower him with compliments, and he always gets all shy and blushy and you bet they will coo over him and only make things worse better
hu tao and childe just proudly show off xiao's achievements in their social media, talking about xiao and what an awesome friend he is, how smart he is and everything.
now i want cracked gamer!xiao, who looks nothing like it, but will absolutely destroy you in CoD, Val, LoL and all the other games. he is well known in the gamer community and you bet he has many admirers. okay but what about professional gamer!xiao-
okay okay, i got a bit distracted- but,,, SLEEP OVERS!!! yes omfg, yes, just yes. xiao loves energy drinks, but they get expensive if you drink so much like him. but with hu tao and childe as his walking wallets, nothing can stop his addiction. he has so much energy in this small body and childe loves to create more chaos and just gives him more. hu tao just giggling and filming all the chaos xiao creates (because that's so rare!! it's always her or childe) and never deleting it.
hhhh- all of them sleeping in these big ass beds hu tao and childe have, piling up and smacking each other while sleeping, but not caring. both hu tao and childe love cuddling, and xiao is always their victim. what if... touch starved!xiao
they would go to McDonalds at midnight, get like 60 chicken nuggest and 7 burgers, eat it on there or take the whole food with them home, talking and giggling the whole time and having to eat the food cold.
just the whole group dynamic with them would be so whole some and i'm here for it!!! like,,, AHHHH i mean come on!!!!
okay, this became longer than i intended and i got distracted, but holy shit. xiao brainrot <33
thank you so much for sending this big, long ask about xiao and his brainrots <333
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starglitterz · 2 years
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AND WHAT IF I JUST WRITE PURELY SELF-INDULGENT THINGS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?????????
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seelestia · 1 year
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im using the yato to support the tao
tbh that is probably my best choice, i don’t have anyone better for the 4th slot lmao, and there’s no way i’m getting both hutao and yelan in like 50 pulls
right?
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the 2nd phase banners already dropped, so i'm sending you my prayers for a taotao! 🙏 tbh, i can see ayato and hu tao fighting each other to be on field the most LMAOOOO. maybe, hoyoverse will look down on you and grant you a yelan and a hu tao with good grace. fingers crossed 🤞
when the 2nd phase banners dropped, i was mentally wearing a tuxedo and putting on my sunglasses and stuff, i even had yelan theme playing in the background — WABAM, c1 keqing said hi. i don't mind tho! i love my yuheng girl and although this takes all my pride to say, i have guaranteed for scara/kaveh now <3
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2-dsimp · 2 years
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manipulate!yandere!hu tao(and gorou too) is rotting in my brain. hu tao may be a prankster, but we know that she can be serious when she needs to be. And she's serious when it comes to anything senpai.
She's not that strong nor is she popular, but she can manipulate the little things in the background. Manipulating her competitors against one and another, with some even killing. On upside, she reduces her enemies without lifting a finger(though she wouldn't mind if she has too), gets her family business more customers, and the greatest thing of all... a vulnerable senpai all to herself.
She can interfere with who gets invited at school, making it just senpai and her there. She takes advantage of the state senpai's in and isolates them. And sweet old senpai wouldn't suspect a thing because the moment hu tao puts on the energetic personality, trying to cheer them up, they're glad to have such a kind friend.
Hu Tao brain rot is immaculate ✨
I’ll definitely keep this in mind when creating her admirer profile!
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geminiiviolets · 2 years
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papilio-anima · 2 months
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Hu Tao you are the most beautiful person in Liyue!
Oh!
Now this was quite the mysterious compliment. The director lifted her gaze toward the other. In her hands she had been working on more clever ways to design those infamous coupons so that she may bestow them on future clients. Perhaps this stranger had the potential of being one to?
Knowing this a soft smirk spread across Hu Tao's features. Almost in a cunning way. "That's a bold description coming from someone who is hiding in the shadows" she remarked in a musing tone leaning forward in an attempt to get a better look at the apparent admirer.
"Could it be your afraid that showing yourself to a funeral director could trigger a spooky curse??" ~
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Lifting up one of her hands a coupon was pinch gripped between her thumb and index finger. "Maybe if you were brave enough to show yourself I can guarantee you this lovely discount for your next burial service"
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welcometoteyvat · 1 year
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give me thoughts on your favorite traveler and playable character duo
#please . i am in brainrot about hu tao and lumine. literally writing a fic but i need inspiration and some more fun and funky thoughts#about other traveler friendship pairs/dynamics bc i need to think more about the traveler lol#the logic between funeral head daughter and fallen star personified is that. traveler is a sibling right they do sibling things like playing#jokes on each other and being petty and play fighting etc don't you think they'd fucking love ht once they got to know her#lumine gets to be just a little bit silly with ht there are just some people you can take it easier with you know#both of them can take things seriously too; they just know they don't have to all the time life would be too dull like that#anyways the conclusion is that more fics should be written where ht and lumi go out and just fool around all day. run around on wuwang hill#pretend to sing to hilichurls fall into the grass laughing at ht's improv rhymes race each other on wing gliders after lumi told ht she used#to be able to fly; they should be able to be easy around each other do you feel me#my other lovely traveler pair is with xingqiu because that kid needs to be bullied (affectionate)#his voicelines about/to traveler are SO FUCKING FUNNY sworn siblings? you bet forget kae.ya and dil.uc xq and traveler clearly the better du#duo /hj he sings a little song on your birthday gets embarassed/flustered/slightly panicked when you talk abt his true ambitions like idk wh#what to say i just think theyd be so funny together. i need more xq and traveler interactions pls#ramblings!
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hazelhazsthings · 4 months
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I love them ( im mentally illl )
I'm having a brainrot, i had to choose between decidueye, godzilla, hu tao, caine, etc.... IT WAS SO HARD
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