#i can make food and make toys and give them to my friends literally any time i want

[according2thelore]

LITERALLY that "dad I'm gay and stronger than you" post had me like ..! my friend and I have been screaming for A Week Straight about the concept of Actual Child Monarch boykingofhell!Sam manifesting his powers early on and just. he and Dean figuring this is probably just another one of those Things We Don't Tell Dad. like, Sam who always knows where the radar traps will be on the interstate, and Sam jedi-whammying the motel clerk into forgetting their overdue payments... John flipping his absolute shit when he finds out; Sam being like "you can't stop me" and John being like "... You're /twelve/, yes, I can" and Sam being like "uh. you're just a guy, dad. I have all of hell at my disposal. do your worst, I guess???" John figuring that if he can't exorcize the hell outta Sam, he can at least make sure Sam can't get out of hell; telling Dean that he really tried but that the demonic forces killed Sam before John could save him; smash cut to early-20s Dean in his first year of solo hunting encountering a crossroads case, where the vics freak out anytime they're alone with him because "can't [he] see that massive fucking hellhound trailing after [him]?!" and the crossroads demon who can't believe who they're looking at when he finally gets them cornered. crossroads demon who smokes out under exorcism, but not before telling Dean "your brother wants to see you"

...anon...holy shit anon...

you are so correct!!

i think that in this situation (growing up with (to his knowledge) a dead sam, and a dad that "let" him die) dean would be more than passively suicidal. he doesn't care about himself, he failed. sam is dead. dean gets reckless, but he just barely avoids dying more than once, just a hairsbreadth.

he drinks until he can't walk straight, gets in the car, and wakes up in the motel parking lot. he goes half-cocked into a werewolf hunt, and he's sure that there's a werewolf behind him about to take him out (and isn't going to stop it, not really), but when he finally gets his finger around the trigger and turns around, the werewolf's ten feet away looking blank and confused. he puts a nominal effort into stitching up a bullet hole, doesn't even bother digging the slug out, and passes out in a random motel. next morning, the bullet's on the nightstand, and the stitches are even and tight. it's not enough to be completely concerned--hell, dean's borderline black-out drunk at any given moment, can't remember the last time he was completely sober--but it's...weird.

animals suddenly hate his fucking guts. dean used to tease sammy about it, about the fact that animals seemed to love dean and hate sammy. they would cringe away from sam's touch, skitter out from under his feet. birds would land on the impala if dean was driving, deer would poke their heads out of the woods if he walked past. but now...dean can't remember the last time he even saw a dog.

they just...flee. even at witnesses' houses, dean sees food bowls and chew toys and hears nails clacking on wood upstairs, but they tuck tail and run as soon as he knocks on the door.

after that first case, that first crossroads case where they name the thing, a Hell Hound...dean thinks it's bullshit. he's heard of black dogs, but this is new. it's weird.

he names it hooch. he and sam had seen that movie at a drive-in one summer, and he figures he's kind of fighting crime, right? he jokingly orders an extra patty on his burger and leaves it out for his imaginary dog, and the next morning it's gone. on the next hunt, the vampire doesn't even come within fifteen feet of dean before something rips its leg off at the knee.

when he calls the demon, it keeps looking down at dean's feet warily, back and forth, like something is pacing between them, something low. the demon keeps giving vague non-answers, distracted, and dean slaps his thigh, calls, 'hooch. down, boy.' and the demon...stops.

then those words...your brother wants to see you your brother wants to see you yourbrotherwantstoseeyou YourBrotherWantsToSeeYou.

dean is apoplectic. he finds the colt, finds the gate, heads into hell without a second thought, muttering to hooch the whole way (you better fucking rip some demons up you lazy son of a bitch).

sam's eyes are yellow, all the way through. bright yellow. he's huge. grown. beautiful. it's everything dean never thought he'd get to see. he dreamed about sam being this old, about sam having hands that dwarf a machete handle, of shoulders that blot out the stars.

sam doesn't react at first, knows that dad sent dean on a solo hunt before it all went down, but doesn't know how much dean knew about it, about dad locking him down here. dean doesn't even question why he's on a throne, why demons flank him on either side, heads bowed, why no demons even tried to stop dean from getting here, why they flinched away from him like something would swoop out of the dark and steal them if they brushed his shoulders.

"sammy," dean says--begs, really--for the first time in years, sam's smile falters. his eyes are hazel again, and his bottom lip trembles, and dean begs, "come with me, come home. please."

maybe it works, and they leave, and dean pulls sam into a hug so vicious that they both cry. maybe sam works from afar, and they relearn each other. their first hunt is ripping john winchester's head from his shoulders and trading kisses in his blood.

or maybe it doesn't. maybe dean stays, because they won't be separated like this, not again. the world's got other hunters, and dean has sam, and the rest of it can go fuck itself.

and sam has the life he's always wanted: power. respect. love. dean. (those last two are the same, really). and a dog, that keeps stealing dean's shoes.

anyway anon...much to think about...i love this...and you, coincidentally, mwah.

you and your friend galaxy-brained this one i fear.

-lizzy

#ask box #boy king of hell sam winchester #lizzy answers #wincest #wincest fanfiction #lizzy writes

[kisses-from-crows]

Random Campbell Bain Headcanons

(chapter 7 is currently a 5k word inconsistent mess but i can give you this so, ehhh? not sure if these make any sense but in my brain they make perfect sense)

-this mf LOVES halloween

-he will spend will weeks thinking up a bunch of overly complicated costumes

-he spends WAY too much money on halloween decorations (i want you to picture Campbell Bain with adult money….)

-he has gotten tangled in those cotton spiderweb things a million times

-he always gets really enthusiastic about carving pumpkins but doesn’t have the patience to do the super complicated designs. always manages to cut off bits he didn’t mean to cut off.

-has a tradition of smashing the pumpkins to bits in the first week of november. (he likes this part more than the carving)

-will literally beg to get his nails painted and then will IMMEDIATELY smudge them, everytime, without fail

-settles for coloring in his nails with sharpie

-scarily good at mario kart, like frighteningly good

-likes to watch the muppets when he has depressive episodes

-had an intense cowboy phase as a child, until he went to a petting zoo and discovered he’s deathly afraid of horses

-the type of person to go radio silent for weeks or spam you with 50 memes and 12 songs in a matter of an hour. (there is no in-between)

-will respond to an important text two days later with a link to song and nothing else

-has a MASSIVE sweet tooth

-and has absolutely ZERO self control with candy, will down an entire bag of marshmallows (he prefers the mini ones) in a single sitting.

-noticed that Eddie had started to sneakily take his candy so he started keeping secret stashes hidden in various places

-eddie will find a stash and throw it away, only to turn around and see Campbell munching on a king-sized snickers, just gloating

-is ace spec but constantly makes dirty jokes, partly for shock value partly because he finds it hilarious

-very touchy, doesn’t get the whole “personal space” thing

-insists that he loves scary movies and then will go to bed with all the lights on after

-finds a pair of shoes he likes and then wears them every single day until they fall apart, then refuses to throw them out

-his closet is full of converse held together by duct tape and a dream

-is the biggest baby about being sick. this mf will get a tummy ache and just start rolling on the ground whining about “this is the end, get my affairs in order, tell Eddie i love him”

-toes the line between being the dream/nightmare blunt rotation. he has the most entertaining monologues but he’s using the joint as a talking stick and accidentally ash’d in the water cups twice now

-not allowed to smoke anymore because it messed with his bipolar and he didn’t sleep for 4 days straight

-can’t cook for shit, regularly burns soup. is banned from using the oven after The Incident™️

-won’t explain to anyone what The Incident™️ is

-if you ask Eddie about it, he’ll just say “he knows what he did”

-rumor has it that it involved makeshift shrink-i-dinks

-visits Fergus’s grave at least once a month. sets up a blanket and just talks. tells him everything that happened since he came last. what the rest of the crew is up to

-always leaves some sort of bit or bauble for Fergus

-got very upset when they would go missing, until he realized the local crows were collecting them

-now he brings some food and an extra toy for the crows, they’re good friends now

-one of the crows always flies down and hangs out next to him, so Campbell is convinced it’s Fergus

okay that’s all i’ve got for now! (sorry had to make it just little sad at the end)

#campbell bain #campbell bain headcanons #taking over the asylum #this likely makes no sense #but who cares

[chronicbeans]

Human Wally Darling x Reader with Misophonia Headcanons

Brought to you by: Me being angry at literally every noise in my life rn (especially snoring). So this is mostly based on my own experiences.

TW: Anxiety, Irritation, Misophonia (Emotional Responses to Certain Noises)

It's going to take him a bit to realize what is going on. Wally can relate to misophonia, with him getting extremely upset by the sounds of cars. The only way he's able to drive his car is if he plays loud music. It's just... Really difficult for him to tell how other people are feeling and what they're thinking. So, although he can understand, he will have a hard time telling that you have misophonia, unless you have an extreme reaction to your trigger noises. And by extreme, I mean EXTREME. The only other way he'd figure it out is if you just tell him straight up that you have it.

It also depends on what your trigger noises are. If it's something like chewing or mouth sounds, it might take him a while to ask you about your reaction, simply because he'd probably be eating at the moment (possibly with friends, if it's at a restaurant or party). So he'd wait until he's done with his food before talking to you. If it's the sound of a clock ticking, or another environmental noise, he would most likely try to get you out of the area as fast as possible. Basically, any trigger noises made by a person might take a bit longer to be addressed than an environmental one. He's just more accustomed to reacting to one noise type than the other.

Once Wally realizes that you have misophonia, he's on the case! He'd be ready to give you as many things as he can to help you out. From white noise machines, noise-cancelling headphones or earplugs, and whatever else he can to help you. Even if you already have a pair, he'll still give you those headphones. He has a few extra pairs, all with different colors. So, a few extra for yourself wouldn't hurt! You can make sure they match your outfit or something.

If he can help it, he will make sure Home is a safe place for you away from your trigger sounds. If he can't get rid of the noise, be it that it is physically impossible to do so, or other people are present and the noise is made by people, he will do his best to check in on you. If stress toys can help you calm down, he will buy a whole basket of them, and keep them right in the living room! If you want a safe room to go to to destress, he'll designate a specific room for you to go to and make it as quiet as he possibly can.

If somebody is antagonizing you, be it by purposefully making noises that upset you or even simply saying that you are overreacting, Wally will be by your side in an instant. It isn't often that he is genuinely intimidating, especially on purpose, but these will be one of the few moments that he is. He doesn't even say or do anything outwardly threatening. He kind of just... smiles, standing still, with this odd vibe. Then, next thing you know, that person never bothers you, ever again!

Wally wants to make sure his neighbor and friend feels as safe as possible around him! Just ask, then he will do whatever he can to help.

#welcome home #welcome home arg #wally darling #wally darling x reader #human wally darling #welcome home headcanons

[casualheizouenjoyers]

“don’t forget to like and subscribe!”

genshin youtubers au

characters included: childe, xiangling, nahida, 5wirl (aether, venti, xiao, kazuha & heizou), & kaeya

Childe (can be read as platonic or romantic)

100% a sweaty gaming streamer

he unironically owns a minecraft themed bed im SORRY

is really sweet to the fan artists in his community and hypes them up IMMENSELY

would wear a maid dress for a sub goal

i feel like his community would be like medium size with people who donate a LOT of money and subs

mainly on twitch, uploads complications from streams on youtube but no original content

streams late at night or super early in the morning even though he has nothing to do during the normal hours of the day, his neighbors hate his guts

would definitely be the type to show you off to chat

if you’re dating this man say goodbye to a normal sleep schedule you’re never getting it back

would unironically give you his merch for christmas

posts the worst takes on twitter, for the love of all that is sacred take control of his main account

unironically has called you his little pogchamp

Xiangling (platonic) 

has a really cute cooking channel with a cute like animated chibi intro. gouba is the channel mascot and the design on every piece of merch

has the most aesthetic kitchen and posts a new tour/tutorial whenever she renovates it

occasionally posts videos from the kitchen of her dad’s restaurant and/or videos with her dad and they’re the most wholesome thing ever

being her friend or roommate instantly means being in at least one video to taste test

if you can’t cook she definitely tests out tutorials on you and asks for your advice on how to explain stuff

and if you can cook she definitely asks you to participate in friendly cooking competitions or challenges with her (her food is always better but she’s a sweetheart about it)

Nahida (platonic)

wholesome toy review channel

in my soul she has a hyperfixation on toy production so despite her young age her reviews are lowkey mad informative and oddly insightful

especially favors puzzle games and those fake pet toys (i had one of a cat growing up and i loved mr whiskers with my heart and soul)

tries to edit her videos herself, but eventually her big sibling (you) edits them while she watches and makes suggestions

you manage the ‘business’ side of the channel, like helping decide which toys to review and where to get them and manage any sponsorships and explain what those mean (she picks it up real fast though)

i imagine teucer also has a two review channel so the two would become friends while reader & childe are jokingly in a rivalry (or at least reader takes it as a joke, child is very 50/50)

Aether (romantic or platonic)

wholesome travel blogger who people keep trying to beat in subscriber count before deciding to become his friend

i imagine the abyss is like a company that tried to sponsor aether but he refused because the company was against his morals, and like the fauti are another company that has the same situation going on

enjoys showing people the best places to go in different countries and how to save lots of money while doing so

paimon is definitely his younger sister or like close enough friend that they’re basically siblings who goes with him and is really good with languages so she helps aether out

didn’t really have a set house anywhere and would just edit in hotel rooms or friends’ houses until he formed the youtube group 5wirl and they live together in a big house

people were worried about what his content would be during quarantine so he switched to making content with 5wirl and playing variety games while also still making content about how he plans his next destinations and stuff

definitely plays geoguesser he’s been everywhere he’s a god at it

literally collabs with everyone he’s so friendly, being with him would be a bit frustrating because at least before 5wirl you’re always going to be moving around but he treats you like royalty

most aesthetic instagram feed in the UNIVERSE, has to be convinced to post rare pictures of himself

venti (romantic or platonic)

first member of 5wirl! he’s a cover channel and his wind spirit form is his channel icon

either does the most beautiful cover you’ve ever heard or the most cursed parody in existence it’s always a toss up

LOVES fan artists and always commissions different artists to do the thumbnail for his covers and they’re gorgeous

another person to take twitter away from he only posts when he’s drunk

keeps forgetting to post when he’s about to go live so update accounts have to do it for him and his stream always crashes from the sudden influx of people

does drunk streams with kaeya and has a separate vods channel

chat first finds out about your existence during a drunk stream and you just awkwardly come in like “hi” 🧍🏻

first interaction with aether was when aether raided him on twitch and eventually they exchanged discords and became friends

dvalin is venti’s editor who remain anonymous

if you even jokingly mention you want venti to sing/play a song he’ll drop everything to do it for you

only plays any sort of video game on stream or in a video with xiao

xiao (romantic or platonic)

was convinced by venti to join 5wirl

xiao & venti first interacted with each other at a convention like vidcon and venti made up an intro song to go with his starting soon screen and they started to talk more

the first youtube person xiao would talk about you to is venti but he doesn’t let venti talk to you until he has to convince venti you’re real and not just an excuse to not hang out or call-

mostly plays horror games on stream, literally nothing startles this man he’s always sitting there like :| while venti is screaming his lungs out

he used to be in a youtube group with the other yakshas but they all decided to quit doing youtube or streaming and therefore xiao was super hesitant to join 5wirl but you & venti worked together to convince him to give it a shot

fucked up sleep schedule, has a really cool stream setup

kazuha (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of a buzzfeed unsolved true crime style channel with heizou, the two joined 5wirl at the same time

it’s a little different of a format, basically heizou does research of unsolved cases and presents his theories while kazuha does research on solved cases and heizou tries to figure out who the culprit was

likes to play music games as well, i headcannon that he has perfect pitch so he likes to do perfect pitch tests on stream (he has ‘beef’ with venti because they both have perfect pitch and do perfect pitch contests on stream and shit)

very aesthetic instagram, he occasionally collabs with aether to do some travel style stuff every once in a while to take a break as to not get burnt out from just doing the same content style

does solo content on the shared channel with heizou where he plays survival style games and shows off his fencing skills

kazuha has a fucked up sleep schedule but it wouldn’t affect you since he’s always mindful of his volume

tomo used to be the channel editor until he decided to go to film school and didn’t have anymore time so kazuha & heizou take turns editing with your aid

likes to play animal crossing on stream with you or team survival games like raft and always makes sure that if only one of you can survive it’s going to be you

likes to play minecraft on stream but only with other people, prefers survival to creative

heizou (romantic or platonic)

1/2 of shared channel with kazuha, it was originally his idea and he brought it up to kazuha because they were friends in highschool and thought at the very least it’d be a nice way to reconnect

when kazuha is on break for solo content he likes to play murder mystery games or invites you, xiao & venti (since heizou & aether are out filming travel content) to play clue with him. does he always win? yes. but it’s still really fun since venti likes to get very into his assigned persona/character and you do the same :)

also likes to do quizzes on the internet of like reading facial/body language and is INSANELY good at it

gets easily distracted from researching unsolved cases so you always help him stay focused and do research and he’s eternally grateful for that

doesn’t particularly enjoy playing jackbox games or any group variety stuff unless it’s with you & anyone from 5wirl

doesn’t really collab with sara but the two are friends and hang out at cons

always ropes you into acting in videos with kazuha that give people tips to remain safe in any sort of situation and not get taken advantage of

kaeya (romantic or platonic)

when not doing drunk streams with venti and occasionally rosaria he’s a fashion youtuber 100%

loves roasting subscriber outfits and also covers the history of trends

lovingly makes fun of his friends’ fashion sense but it’s all in good fun

makes sure whenever you go with him to cons y’all are the best dressed

the knights of favonius are a talent/management agency and aether is called an honorary knight because while he’s not part of the agency he does collab with a lot of their members

most stylish and lowkey youtuber merch

claims to be diluc’s brother, no one believes him and think he only says that so dawn winery can sponsor him and send him wine

usually has a good sleep schedule, but all his drunk streams are always at like 2 am so good luck with dealing with his hangover

the morning after drunk streams are always hell for the both of you

#aris writes #genshin x reader #genshin impact #nahida #kaeya #xiangling #childe #5wirl x reader #venti #heizou #aether #kazuha #xiao #genshin youtuber! au

[luigigotbigtibbies]

Second post WOOOOOO

Warnings/Tags: Fluff, Romance, Mentions of aggressive dogs

Gender Neutral Reader

Luigi with an S/o that has a chain chomp

Luigi never had the best experience with chain chomps.

The ones he had encountered were always aggressive and would attempt to capture him and practically bite him in two.

Whether during one of his adventures with Mario to rescue the princess from the koopa king, or on one of the various tracks during their karting tournaments, it’s safe to say that encountering a calm and friendly chain chomp was nearly impossible.

They were large, aggressive, and had huge teeth.

So when he had heard you had a pet chain chomp, he was honestly nervous.

Not only was he concerned with his own safety, but he was scared about you getting bitten, or even worse, eaten by them.

When he does meet the metal bundle of joy, he was pleasantly surprised.

For starters, your chain chomp was a lot smaller compared to their much larger counterparts. “Easier for me to bring her into my house instead of having her outside in the cold.” You had stated, as your chain chomp had wagged her chain metal tail.

He was surprise with his friendly and calm she was. When giving her a head pat, he has asked if she was like this when you first adopted her,

“She was pretty aggressive when I first got her,” you started, rubbing your hand on the smooth surface of her forehead, “she was the runt of the liter and was abandoned at a young age. She didn’t learn how to socialize properly and had trouble trusting others. But with some patience, love, and a lot of dog treats, she trusted and warmed up to me.”

Luigi had warmed up to her, loving how playful, calm, and friendly she was. If it were even possible, Luigi loves you even more after learning about the hard work you put into making your chain chomp feel loved and comfortable, even if it had taken a while to do so.

He apologized for thinking your chain chomp would be aggressive and attempt to kill him, which just makes you laugh a bit. “Don’t worry about it! I understand, they can be a bit scary. Especially the ones Bowser owns. I just think they are misunderstood, and deserves a lot of love like any other dog!”

When visiting your home, he always brings an extra gold bone for your chain chomp, and gives her the bone when he first arrives. She gets all excited when he hands her the golden treat.

He also helps you take care of her, such as helping you clean her when she rolls around in a pile of mud. You insist that he doesn’t have to, but he naturally loves to help you.

If you are sick, he takes care of the both of you!

You both plan play dates together with your dogs, such as times and dates and where they would play at. Luigi absolutely adores it and it gives him more time to spend with you.

Polterpup and your chain chomp are essentially opposites. While Polterpup was incredibly hyperactive, had a large sense of adventure, and had a weird habit of digging in trash for food, your chain chomp was pretty chill and behaved well. She oddly had a thing for grass, though, often rolling in it and would get grass and mud stains on her metal pelt.

Speaking of Polterpup, he adores his new friend! They both love to chase each other around, roll in the grass, and play with the various of toys both you and Luigi provide for them. They’re best friends now, and they constantly look out for one another.

The two of you spend time together and make future plans while watching your dogs play from a good distance.

He thinks you are so sweet and brave, and overall loves you(and your metal pooch) very much.

#super mario #nintendo #luigi nintendo #nintendo luigi #luigi x reader #gender neutral y/n #gender neutral reader #reader insert #original work #fluff headcanons #polterpup #chain chomp #new to tumblr #mario fandom #mario movie

[mysticstarlightduck]

🤝 Does your OC have someone they want at their side when they are scared? Who?

🪤 What is one thing that could be used to lure your OC into a trap? :D

Thank you so much for the ask, @eccaiia!!! I'll go with some of the main cast of my main WIP Of Starlight and Beasts!

🤝 Does your OC have someone they want at their side when they are scared? Who?

Corah - As a knight-in-training Corah usually strives to be strong and reliable, with a tendency to hide her fears and insecurities in order to face a situation head-on. Because of this, she is usually the person other people go to when they're afraid. But if she had to choose someone to be at her side when she's scared it would definitely either be her dad, Lysander, or one of her best friends (I would say Arammys or Tomasa, but since Arammys does not handle his own fears and anxieties well himself, like, he's the kind of person that has the "if you cry I cry too" kind of panic in tense situations, Tomasa might be the best option for support and comfort on that regard)

Arammys - Nowadays, the person he trusts the most is Corah - she's the one who found and saved him when he was lost in the woods, and is the first true friend he made after losing his memories. He trusts her a lot - after all he does fall in love with her eventually, and would likely go to her in a heartbeat whenever he is scared, because knows that together they can face anything.

Eidan - He'd just bottle up his feelings and try to find a way out of the situation which has scared him as quickly as possible. He doesn't trust easily and has a lot of anxiety. In the past, the person he always had by his side when he was scared was his cousin, but now his cousin isn't around. Throughout the book, however, as he starts to open up his feelings towards others again, Eidan learns it's okay to rely on the support of others from time to time, especially if that person is Maryon (his girlfriend) or Kyran (his best friend).

Nimwen - Definitely her (adoptive) older brother Scarlet. He's the person whom she trusts the most in the world, and he raised her since she was a child. They have a very much "us against the world" dynamic, since that has been literally true for most of their lives so far, having the closest bond out of their little group of friends.

Tomasa - Any one of her friends, people whom she'd be honored to fight danger beside, whether for victory or defeat. She is fiercely loyal and values friendship bonds above all else. However, she would also go to one of her Grandmothers, if she was in the city, (mostly for comfort after the danger has passed) because deep down she knows that she will always be met with plates of warm food and open arms at their home, no matter the case.

🪤 What is one thing that could be used to lure your OC into a trap?

Ooh, interesting question (because that's literally one of the key plot points for one of this WIP's POVs, eeeeee)!!!

Corah - well-spun and factual promises of something that will help her achieve her goal of fulfilling her quest and becoming a knight. Another way a villain could lure her into a trap would be by toying with her own, mismanaged insecurities or threatening her moral compass. She can also be lured into a trap to save her friends or family.

Arammys - turning his own moral questions/dilemmas against him, by making him believe his powers will turn him into a monster if he doesn't do some specific thing (trap), empty promises of giving him his memories back and telling him who the familiar face in his flashbacks is (trap, trap, trap). Alternatively, if anyone threatens Corah specifically he will be liable to fall into any trap or scheme.

Masen - Offers of ungodly amounts of golden coins or valuable items, as well as fame and power (at least before his character growth in the series). He can also be easily manipulated by people who know of his family's search for revenge against the person who betrayed them.

Scarlet & Nimwen - Literally each other. If anyone threatens to hurt Nimwen, Scarlet will willingly walk into any trap - even if he knows that's the villain's intention. If anyone threatens Scarlet, Nimwen will become more emotionally unstable (due to her trauma, she doesn't deal well with losing people) and thus will likely fall into a trap without realizing it (alternatively, depending on the context, she can become the most calculating and ruthless person, extremely lucid, until she gets him to safety). There's no duo of unstable teens more self-sacrificing than these two in the whole book.

Rin - "He's not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with him". I'm telling you this man is a menace to society and he knows. He is far too clever and manipulative to be deceived that easily, and will likely get the person trying to do so trapped instead of him, twisting the game. Alternatively, since he is a little gremlin of chaos if in the right mood, he could also be persuaded right into a trap by a crunchy bag of crickets and a day-old Cheetos. Flip a coin.

#wip of starlight and beasts #writing #writers #writeblr #writerblr #writers on tumblr #my wips #my characters #character writing #my writing #asked and answered #ask games!

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Longass Crop Circles Notes (for Lately, I've Been Thinking and I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One

Finally delivered to @spicymiilk our king. My apologies that these longass notes are not as detailed as last time. I shall endeavor to get more detailed as I read more of the fic. I will post my rage thoughts on chapter eight of for the nights and days of life by @mochalottie tomorrow though, and that shit will be novel length. Anyways:

Lately, I've Been Thinking:

-Me when Andrei says Spider will have a bad time: but does he ever have a good time for you??

-NORM CONTENT. *airhorn blares*

-I gotta love the tragic Shameless vibes you bring into my Spider fics, man. 

-Retweet, Spider, we all hate men. We are all scared of men. 

-Rip Paz, the fandom tries to tell me you weren’t a bitch but I don’t buy it. You totally were. Justice for Trudy, who was way cooler.

-Wait, did Spider do drugs too? The needles are around his bed? Or did he steal his moms bed?

-Lol, Paz is in and out, there is SO MUCH Shameless in this story. You can't hide from me, bastard.

-YESS, THE FAST FOOD AU. 

-Also, Andrei, what is it about beating the natural joy and zest for life out of Spider that gets u off?

-Neteyam will lOVE fixing this guy tho. Spider is his wet dream at this point. 

-I actually know a kid in my grade who was placed with one of my family friends when he was seventeen, he is fantastic. He’s the oldest of like, seven kids and the littlest ones go to the elementary school I work at now. My mom works there too and she always says you can tell when this kid is home because the little ones are showered and on time, and he takes them to get haircuts and stuff. He used to walk 45 minutes to work every day. He’s a great guy but he doesn’t stay. He doesn’t let them drag him down. :/

-Spider, on the brink of death, unloved and abused and neglected, dirty and with one single tangle of hair: hi

Neteyam: that is my soulmate. 

I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One:

-WHATS YOUR DAMAGE THE FIC? That’s the one line I quote more from any other type of media. Every day I go “WHAT IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA??” 

-N E T E Y A M VS SELF ESTEEM. MAN MANAGES TO HATE HIMSELF EVEN IN THE FACE OF SPIDER. 

-Also the fear I felt when I saw Miles and Norm are best friends actually, I’m comforting myself like “no no, he meant Spider it’s okay.”

-The hilarity of getting rid of Lo’ak and Kiri who are the canonically closest to Spider and leaving us with Tuk and Neteyam and Jeytiri. That excited me lITERALLY SO MUCH. The fast food au did start with only Tuk and Neteyam, and that’s juicy. We are forced to develop and explore relationships that are underdeveloped in canon and are harder to justify as instant sparks. You took away his natural in canon support systems so he has to learn to develop even faster with the other Sully's and that is a banger idea.

-W H E E L C H A I R J A K E. God I love wheelchair Jake aus, I love making them positive because I don’t like the way the first movie just fixed his disability. Give me Jake Sully being a positive disabled male father figure in his kids lives, just as present and happy and in love with his wife while paralyzed then he would be with mobility. What creative stuff has changed in their lives to accomidate? I need to know.

-Delighted by this Neytiri pov, my god. I feel like less people than I need in my life just let Neytiri have no bad blood at all with Spider in modern aus. She would be all over a neglected child.

-GET THE STICKY TOYS, thats so cute. And useful, I need him to get the magnets some kids got stuck to the ceiling in the gym at my work.

-Tuk is already bullying Neteyam about liking Spider and he isn’t even there yet. I’m lOVING the little bits of the fast food au I spot. She is going to be a menace. And clearly Neteyam is a lovesick clown.

-He is indeed about to get the shit loved out of him, and that is what every Spider Sully writer says before writing their fic. 

-WHAT DID THE MCCOSKERS DO SPIDER, NORM SHOULD KNOW, THEN HE WON’T PLACE OTHER KIDS WITH THEM BUDDY.

-Love the descriptions of how Spider feels when Norm’s body relaxes, just noting the way he backs off. So specific and accurate to any abused child. That tension and hypersensitivity to anyone's emotions, even people you implicitly trust, like never goes away.

-Norm thinking someone didn’t let Spider pee in the bathroom is so tragic and funny I feel bad for laughing. 

-Spider: heart palpitations upon seeing Neteyam

Spider: NORM YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE WINGMANNING ME?

I am picturing Norm and Tuk in the back of a Burger King setting up an elaborate plan while Neteyam sighs and watches Spider from a booth while writing Neteyam Socorro on all of his notebooks.

-i am cACKLING. You’ve never seen rizz as strong or as intense as “MILES??” and “WHOS THAT? WHAT’S SCHOOL, I DON’T KNWO WHAT THAT IS?” Their dumb clown asses belong together.

-In all seriousness though, I can't imagine how humiliating it would feel to Spider to know some random acquaintance at school was now privy to all your personal problems and business.

-I want to know how often Neteyam frequents the local Burger King. He's probably so embarrassed at how ready he was to big brother this kid. He's gonna be like "looking hot today, uh, I mean, did you need help with your homework champ???"

-This is now like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Neteyam can call Kiri and Lo’ak on the phone and gossip about boy problems

-JAKE INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS A MILITARY MAN TO EVERY CHILD THAT GETS BROUGHT INTO THEIR HOUSE, NO ONE VETOED THAT SHIT?? Kiri hasn't been like "sTOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU LOVE THE MILITARY, YOU ARE EMBARASSING US."

-Also wow does Norm not know Spider’s dad was former military and he way not vibe with that at all?

-The way that Neteyam is still stalking Spider at McDonalds Or Burger King we can’t be sure. The mention of both places has sent me to space because it makes it seem like Spider used to work at McDonalds and then switched to Burger King and deeply obsessed stalker Neteyam Sully switched establishments to frequent.

-Spider’s fear of Tuk is hilarious and deeply sad, that is your bestie. 

-I LOVE love the idea of Kiri and Neteyam watching video essays. I love video essays, I wish my brothers did gOD. Also love a late night owl Neteyam head canon.

-Spider really is a wet rat. Have you ever actually seen a wet rat? The saying is so accurate. Kid was fed properly for the first time in years and then it killed him. Love kills Spider at first, as we have learned from all Spider Sully fics. He's like a dog eating chocolate, it's good, but at what cost.

#spent the whole beach week with my in the closet gay cousin andrew and thought of u king #names close enough #he's quoted in my insta bio because once he said to me #“i don't understand lesbians won't they get in each others way in the kitchen?” #pay me money to get me to believe lo'ak hasn't said that to kiri #i hope u enjoyed tho audience and andrei #i am back from vacation and missing my gay cousin aj and i'm ready to spend my entire day tomorrow catching up on fics and posting #brace urselves #if you have any more asks or want me to post another of those otp ask things now would be a good time #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #neteyam sully #nocorro #norm spellman #neytiri sully #jake sully #jeytiri #tuktirey sully #lo'ak sully #kiri sully #paz socorro #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron) #fic recs

[techbonnie]

... I popped a blood vessel in my eye and it HURTS. So I've been doing this. The Neighbors.

Eventually sometime after Freddys band takes off, they move into a subdivision and adopt Gregory. Its one of the few places that will allow carnivores to live there with prey. It was one of those world building things that I really liked seeing in Loonatics unleashed.

Basically every house here is a McMansion. Except for Roger and Jessica Rabbits place, that one is a proper mansion.

BonniexFreddy & Gregory (6)

So first we have Bonnie and Freddy Fazbear. Bonnie takes Freddys last name since Bunny is the rabbit equivalent of Smith, you can't throw a rock with out hitting a bunny with the last name Bunny. Freddy is gone on tour for months leaving Bonnie home to take over a majority of the parenting tasks with Gregory.

Bonnie owns Bonnie Bowl, a bowling alley that he owns and operates, he doesn't need a job with the money that Freddy brings in, but its a good place for the kids to hang out when they need a space away from their parents, plus it give Bonnie something to do really. Gregorys friends often get free games and free food.

Gregory is absolutely unhinged, and almost feral. When they adopted him they don't know much about his history, but they do know he was found sleeping in an alley some where in Acmetropolis. He's got abandonment issues as well which makes Freddys life style of being gone for months hard on the cub.

Rev Runner x Tech E. Coyote & Lil' Beeper(5) & Calamity(7)

Tecumseh E. Coyote (He goes by Tech), graduated youngest and top of his class, completing an Engineering Doctorate in record time (ON scholarships Tech grew up poor), certified Genius and wont let any one forget it either. ACME University wanted him as a professor and he accepted. Tech's father Wile E Coyote owns Wile's repair and lube in town, and Tech will often help his father on what ever hes working on when he has the time. He'll often bring lil' Beeper and Calamity with him to see their Grandparents. Or at least the ones that will accept both of them. Techs mother Dusty passed away before Calamity was born, but Wile has since remarried to a Roadrunner her name is Roadie, and shes nice, Tech likes her. (No relation to Rev and his family)

Rev Runner was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. His father owns a robotics and toy company, that he was sent to ACME University to get a business degree and and engineering degree, but him and Tech shared a class and went on a few dates. When his parents found out he was dating a Coyote (Harriot and Ralph Runner are racist against predators, Coyotes specifically.) and refused to date literally any one else, they disowned him, Rev had to drop out of school and quickly learn the hard things in life. Right now he's a stay at home parent, Tech keeps encouraging him he can go back to school if he wants now that Beeper is 5 and ready for kindergarden, but he's still hemming and hawing about it.

Calamity is 7, they found a surrogate to carry Calamity and much like his father, Tech, he loves tinkering with things. Tech and Wile will often let him help them with repairing things around the house or in the shop. He says he wants to take over Wile's repair and lube when he's grown up. Calamity and lil Beeper don't really get along, they have a sibling rivalry that often times Rev or Tech have to break up a serious fight between the two. Rev is pretty sure its his parents Coyote issues that caused the rift between Beeper and Calamity.

Beeper is only 5, but shes not starting kindergarden till next year because of when her birthday falls. She was another surrogate carry, but due to her birth Rev's parents believe that Revs not nearly as loyal to Tech as he lets on. Despite Tech still being the picture and loving Beeper as much as love Calamity. Revs parents have Called CPS on them so many times due to Tech being a danger to Rev and especially to lil Beeper. They've only succeeded once in taking Beeper away, and that was from a racist CPS agent who was then thoroughly flogged thanks to the Fazbear family lawyer. (After all Predator and Prey couples gotta stick together). Beeper isn't nearly as smart as she feels she should be (She's smart though) but she doesn't tinker like Calamity does and she feels left out often when Calamity gets to tinker with their dad and Grandpa. which causes her to lash out at Calamity to get Techs attention. Not that Tech doesn't pay attention to her as well, its just not the attention she wants.

Chica Couper x Roxanne Wolf & Cassie (6)

Roxy and Chica are both members of Freddys band TBD (The glamrocks??? the Animatronics? idk I'll think of something, Fazbears??? idk) Chicas dad is still serving a heafty sentence when they adopt Cassie, and Roxannes sister Luna was only recently adopted after Roxanne got out of the system her self.

Cassie is 6 and is best friends with Gergory, they are super close, though she has been seen playing with the other girls in the neighbour hood too, often times Chica and Roxy will host sleep overs with both Beeper, Dot, and Babs. And usually the girls have a ton of fun.

Bugs Bunny x Daffy Duck & The warner bros & Warner Sister.

Bugs Bunny is a famous actor, not really retired but focusing on the three kids he adopted. Bugs is a recovering addict from "spargle" and has a secret Drag show circuit that he runs. He's one of the oldest people in the neighbor hood, still not as old as Granny or Roger though.

Daffy Duck has been many things in his life, Actor, Professor, hustler, but mostly free loader. He's basically Bug's trophy husband at this point, sugar baby might be a more accurate description, and despite the protests that they're not together Yakko, Wakko, and Dot call both of them Dad.

Yakko is the eledest at 13, he wants to be a comedian and Bugs is willing to help him get his foot in the door with his connections when hes ready, though Yakko is determined to do it on his own. Him and his high school buddies spend a lot of time at Bonnie bowl since the smaller kids have a hard time bowling. They also spend time in Monty Golf too, since most little kids find golfing boring.

Wakko, the middle kid only a year older than Dot, at 7, he's already got blood sugar issues that need to be watched constantly. He's been told being a professional eater isn't really a thing so now he wants to be a celebrity chef.

Dot is the youngest at 6, she wants to design clothes and own her own fashion brand. She hangs out with her Aunt Lexi and Lola a lot. Trying to come up with the biggest and best dresses.

Ace x Lexi Bunny & Babs and Buster

Ace is Bug's Brother, and his Stunt Double. Ace was never one to want to be in the lime light, but Bugs was always at home in the spot light. Before he was a stunt double Ace worked as a personal trainer in a gym, but they found that Bugs moved in a very specific way, and Ace was the only one who could really move close to like him.

Alexis (Lexi) Bunny was Yakkos teacher, and then she also taught gymnastics when Dot wanted to try cheerleading. Ace and Lexi got married in vegas and ended up with Lexis' cousin Babs after her parents passed away. Then her Best Friend Buster (No relation) now for some reason lives with them all the time now too. Ace and Lexi have resigned in the fact they basically have twins now. Lola is Lexi's twin sister.

Babs wants to be a director and Buster is Bug's biggest fan, wants to be a movie star just like him.

Roger and Jessica Rabbit

They owned the original land that made up the subdivision. Rabbit Acres. Roger was a movie star and Jessica a singer. They've both aged like fine wine. They'll often host neighborhood parties and let the kids come over and play in their pool (With parental supervision) they'll hold a 4th of july party and have cook outs for every major holiday, even the predators are allowed to cook meats, so long as the bunnies and birds get their meals too. Freddy and Tech are usually in charge of cooking the meat on those cook outs. Roger does the bunny meals, and Rev takes care of the bird dishes with Daffy.

Jessica and Roger never had kids of their own so they help out the people in their cul-de-sac as much as they can. Rev and Tech appreciate it the most because Revs parents aren't supportive of their relationship, but Roger and Jessica are. They treat Calamity and Beeper like their own, they even call them Nana and Poppop.

#looking at stuff hurts :/ #seriously tho dont pop and blood vessel in your eye it sucks #I also look possessed #I was rewatching Loonatics unleashed and the episode where Revs parents meet tech came up and like the whole predator and prey thing? #pure agoney in terms of being a couple #just imagine the thoughts that go through peoples heads when they see a bear and a bunny together #or a coyote and a road runner? Wolf and a chicken? #and I know that Rev is canonly relayed to the OG Road Runner but here he's not. Roadie Runner is Techs Step Mom #no relation to Harriot and Ralph at all but I needed parents for Tech #so he got Wile and Dusty for bios and Roadie for a step mom #I could talk about Rev and Tech for days is someone lets me #glamrock Fronnie #revtech #techrev #Also Calamity and Beeper are sibs #Tom Nook from AC sold every one their house with steep interest rates #he lives in a bigger mansion than Roger and Jessica do.

[frecklystars]

I hate that I can’t go on any transformers blogs without my abuser being publicly posted, buying commissions every five seconds. Seeing constant reminders of her and all the times she used me. She knows she’s a trigger for me and she promised me she would keep her commissions on her own blog, so I could block her and not have to see anything. She kept telling me she cared about me and wanted me to heal. Every time I see an artist posting another commission so I can’t properly blacklist it, I can see it clear as day, it’s like a slap to the face. Just a reminder of how much she lied to me. And then I’m having panic attacks all over again because I’m seeing my comfort characters that she ruined being so fond with her, like she gets to keep the very thing she destroyed for me and she doesn’t give a shit

I am literally burning with rage and shaking so I am venting under the cut, sorry it’s very messy and angry. Nobody has to read it I’m just so furious I have to let it out

why do you have to buy commissions every 5 fucking minutes. Why is that the only thing you spend your money on. “Keri I want to make you feel comfortable I feel so bad for lying to you and literally giving you c-ptsd! I’m going to ask artists to make my commissions private and then I’ll just post them myself so you won’t have to worry about seeing them all the goddamn time! OH WAIT NEVERMIND I’m going to lie to you AGAIN and then I’m going to replace my self insert with yours in that $120 Starscream commission and THEN I’m going to guilt you for not talking to me every 2 seconds AND THEN I’m gonna tell you that you should just choose to stop being triggered <3”

You would tell me how you refuse to get better. I have never met someone so dedicated to their own suffering. “I don’t tell my therapist anything! I just let my family pay for my appointments!” “my parents cook me full meals and I throw them away” “I have meds but I don’t feel like taking them lol” your family takes you outside for fun events every week. Your mom begs you to take care of yourself because she loves you and you don’t give a shit. You will never struggle financially in your life. You get large monthly income and then you tell people “commission me for my writing 🥺🥺 pay me because I’m struggling!!!!” as if you could ever struggle even if you didn’t have money, because I’d you want something, people will just give it to you! Food, water, toys, money, you ask for it and you get it! Because you act like you’ll die if you don’t! and people donate to you and you don’t even need the money, you want people to feel sorry for you. You have all these resources to get better but you don’t fucking use them. I wish I had even half of your tools to heal and you have everything you could ever want or need physically and emotionally and you just don’t fucking care. Because if you stop being miserable, people stop giving you attention, right? That’s how this works for you?

You tell people on your blog how you’re going to the hospital and then you call me while you’re supposedly at the hospital but I hear your chocolate lab barking in the background so I know you’re at home and lying about it. You delete your blogs every few months and cut people off to make those people worry about you and then you make a new blog with a new url and even brand new name or you change your name by one single letter and you make those ppl you cut off believe you killed yourself and your remaining friends are like “ohhh I was sooo worried about you” but you didn’t tell them you were in contact with me the entire time you were gone, you didn’t tell them that you were tormenting me every fucking second. People kept asking you “where is Keri? Is she okay?” You said yes she’s fine she’s taking a mental health break. That wasn’t fucking true. You knew you were hurting me because you’d apologize for hurting me every five seconds but you would not make any changes in your behavior. You told people you were there for me. You lied to everyone. Three of your friends cut me off when you and I were very close, and I wasn’t even aware I was being abused yet. What did you tell them about me? When I wasn’t online to defend myself, what on earth could you have said to make these people block me? I barely knew them so it’s not a huge deal, but it’s still scary how you did that. Why did you feel the need to do that? You told me often how you can be possessive and manipulative. I suppose I was your next target. Why did you try to isolate me even more than I already was? Why did you rely on me to give you attention whenever you wanted when you have all these other idiots catering to you just like I foolishly did? You treated me like you could just push a button and I’d be there to serve you. You KNEW I was suicidal because of what you were doing to me and you did not care. You would instead tell me how you would be suicidal unless if I talked to you. Just me, apparently. Or did you do this to other people too? How many others are you using right now?

How many of your friends are unaware of when you sent me unspeakable things to make me believe my f/os would rape me. How many. None? Because you’re such an angel who has -mental illness~ so you can be excused for everything? You could easily commission artists to draw Starscream raping me and killing me, and then ppl could tell me I’m overreacting because it’s JUST your disorder making you do that. It excuses everything doesn’t it? You have proved this is true. I genuinely believe my f/os will harm me and it’s just. your. disorder. not your fault. you are excused for everything. No matter how fucking vile. I have nightmares of the very things you have made me believe about myself, that my comfort characters would find me unworthy of respect just like you did. That they would love you so much that they would do unspeakable things to me by your command.

I spent all of my energy on you. Every second I was awake had to be catered to you or else you’d “do something drastic”. I had penalties at work for using my phone all the time because you would insist I needed to answer you or else. I held my phone in my hand every minute. Shaking. I could never put it down because if I didn’t answer your texts within two minutes, you’d freak out. You called my fucking store and then you lied to people about it. You sought out my friends that I was isolated from and told them to give you my family’s personal information, as if I would even give that info out to anyone online. As if I’d trust ppl with that. You made me believe I am unworthy of respect because you never once respected my boundaries. Every single chance I gave you, you chewed it up on front of me seconds later. Every single boundary I begged you to not cross, you spit on it. And then you’d pull the “oh it’s my mentow iwwness Kewi 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I’m s-s-stwuggling!!! Woe is me!!! It’s not my fault!!!!!!!!” Oh no, It’s never your fault. You could stab someone to death and you’d talk yourself into believing you’re not a murderer. You put several knives into my back and you continue to do so every time I see a commission of you. Some character loving you fondly, some character you know you ruined for me, and then you ask the post to be public so then you know I’m going to see it and you know it will trigger me. And I’m just another person on your list of ppl you cut off. You hurt someone and then you forget about them so you don’t have to remember that you’re a bad person. That you do bad things intentionally. Like a goddamn sociopath.

I’d tell you I was self harming and needed to get off the phone and be alone for the night, you immediately change the topic and say “wait I’m gonna kill myself!!!” because the world will end if you don’t get attention. Especially from me, the literal dying girl who is completely isolated, with nobody at all who loves her. Except you, you kept claiming you loved me and that I was your dear friend. You would make all of my anger go away because you’d say “I’m only doing this because I care about you, Keri 🥺🥺🥺 I can’t help my mental illness makes me act this way… it’s only because I love you so much” and suddenly I’d feel guilty for ever being mad in the first place. Because it’s all. About. You.

And all of the focus is suddenly on you. Forget the fact that I’m in emotional distress. Forget my blood staining the bathroom tile. Forget the kitchen knife in my shaking hands. Forget the water puddles near the front door from my third suicide attempt. Forget that I’m not eating anymore, forget that I’m flinching at my comfort characters you’re always commissioning that I’m starting to associate with you. Forget how you claiming you’re going to end your life would make me feel; me, someone who you kept saying was your best and most special friend. I cried for you. You kept telling me you were about to die and I had to repeatedly beg at least once a week for you not to do it. I had to beg you to tell a family member because what am I supposed to do, I live states away from you?? Why should I have had to carry all of your burdens?? Why did you supposedly rely on me?? Half of those times you probably weren’t even suicidal, you just didn’t want me to get off the phone. How many people fell for that trick? “Wait don’t get off the phone or else I’ll die 🥺 oh I deserve to die keri I’m such a horrible person. I’m fact I should just cut you off right now.” And then you’ll make me beg you to stay. And the one single time I told you to go ahead and cut me off because I couldn’t stand you anymore, you tell me nevermind you won’t cut me off after all. And then you begged ME to stay.

I cried and told you how much you were hurting me. You did not give a single shit. And you still don’t. Every time an artist publicly posts your commission you bought from them, it’s a slap in the face for me. Forget that I can’t scroll on anyones blogs without tensing up because you’re a trigger. Forget that you gave me complex post traumatic stress disorder, using my own comfort characters against me. Forget how I feel. It’s all about you. It’s all about how miserable you are. And every time you ask an artist to make your commission public, it’s just another reminder for me of how you used me. I lost 10 months of my life to you and I’m still losing them because I have to live with these constant triggers for who knows how long. You stole myself from me. You ruined my one and only comfort, you took transformers from me, and yet you get to keep it, you get to self ship with the characters that you’ve made into my triggers. You get to keep it as a tool for yourself, along with the other coping resources you will never ever use. You get to be fine. Because it’s all about you.

One day this will kill you. One day it will all catch up to you and everyone will see your true colors. I hope it’s sooner rather than later. And I hope you burn for what you did.

I have never hated someone so much in my life. You could have the most gruesome death and it’s the least of what you deserve. But when you die you’ll still use even that to your advantage for attention because god forbid someone doesn’t pity you for five fucking minutes. It takes a lot for me to hate someone, I gave you my 5000 chances. You’ve used them all. You deserve to rot. Fuck you for taking almost a whole year of my life. Fuck you for making me live with ptsd now. Fuck you for taking away my special interest and fuck you for ruining the only good thing I had to keep me going. Fuck you for trying to snuff the light inside of me because you resent your own darkness. At least I’ll eventually heal even if it might take me years — you have to live with yourself and you will never get better because you refuse to. You have to live with the fact that you are a bad person who can’t keep friends.

You can pay people to draw yourself kissing these characters all you want, when you and I both know that the majority of characters you ship with are characters who have faced abuse and manipulation. Predaking especially. And they would hate everything you stand for. They would never love someone who abuses and manipulates and uses people the way that you do. So fool yourself all you want. I know your true colors and you have to live with the fact that someone who has the capability to love so fully and with all of my heart, sincerely hates you with my whole being, and truly wishes you were dead. That’s a miraculous achievement. Congratulations.

[thschei]

Also... I decided not to put this in the new cat post, both bc I didn't want it to get long and I decided to leave the reblogs on it bc the pictures are cute, and I didn't want This portion to be reblogged. I know a lot of people feel the same way I do, and that's a great thing, but I don't... want a lot of attention on my posts or blogs. The trauma, etc. So I don't want this to escape containment but still want to talk about it, and am turning reblogs off. Like, this is a journal entry that I'm letting people see at a sleepover, not a speech I've prepared for my public speech and debate class. You know?

So, that preamble out of the way: I feel like... a resigned frustration about people Still clinging to the myths that cats are cold, unloving, distant, only around humans for food, only tolerate us and think we're stupid, etc etc. Or express surprise when they see examples of cats being loving and affectionate. (I... don't want to talk about the stupid ass misogyny and bioessentialism being applied to cats, but that too)

Like, it really truly isn't difficult to befriend a cat and in turn receive their affection. All you have to do is 1) show them, consistently, that you are safe and don't pose a threat to them 2) go at their own pace and respect their boundaries/comfort zone (like, hold your hand out for them to sniff instead of petting them straight away; don't force them to cuddle just because you want to) 3) treat them with unconditional love, initiate moments of affection occasionally instead of waiting for them to initiate each time (like, call them over, talk/meow/sing to them, get out their favorite toys to play with, etc. Do things that convey that their love is reciprocated.) 4) try to understand and read their body language, and back off when they give warning signs like twitching tails or flattened ears 5) provide them with fresh food, water, litter boxes, a clean environment

These things are basically tweaks on the foundations of establishing a friendship with another human, obviously the last one aside. So, why do so many people have an issue with the idea of treating an animal like their an autonomous being whose personal space should be respected? (Rhetorical question). I know that this is the ND, struggles socially, just had a viral poll about not knowing how to make friends, website-- but generally speaking, the people who make comments about cats being mean and unloving aren't the people who make up this site's userbase. ND folks honestly tend to have a much easier time socializing with animals than humans, for a variety of reasons.

I personally hate being touched, so I never had to be taught about respecting a cat's space and boundaries. Part of that is taking the "do unto others" rule very literally and to heart, and part of that is that I don't want to make any other living creature feel the way I do when I'm touched without permission. It doesn't matter if that's a cat, or a bug, or another person. But there's lots of ways to be ND, and like I said, a variety of factors that contribute to us connecting with animals easily.

And I know it's a harsh thing to say, but if your cat is genuinely cold, distant, tolerates you, etc... it's most likely due to something you've done as their owner, not in the "inherent nature" of an entire species, especially a domesticated one. Maybe you make a lot of noise that scares them, maybe you use negative reinforcement (Does Not Work On Cats) like squirting with a water bottle. Maybe you yell at them. There's a lot of things that can make a cat feel afraid of you and fracture their trust in you. Maybe you force them to cuddle and hold them in place when they try to get away.

I think the idea that cats only like us for food stems in part from what I discussed briefly in that previous post, people who exclusively feed their cats dry food. Most dry foods, especially the cheaper ones, are full of fillers of vegetables and carbohydrates like wheat, which cats cannot digest. Cats are obligate carnivores that need to eat meat, and specifically the protein taurine, which is typically found in abundance in the heart of other animals. So feeding cats a diet of only dry food is like if your parents fed you potato chips for every meal. You'd eat a large quantity in an attempt to feel full, but your body would make it known that its needs aren't being met. So, cats fed only dry food cry for more food more often, wake their owners up at early hours and aggressively, get more persistent when their meal is 1 hour behind (like the jokes about daylight savings). People get automatic feeders, but that doesn't solve the nutrition deficit, so it doesn't solve the cat's "behavior" (cries for help! to the person responsible for their care!) and both the cat and owner become increasingly frustrated with each other. The desperate eating of more dry food to get the nutrition they need is the cause of a lot of the overweight cats you see, and can lead to hypertension, kidney disease, diabetes, depression, lethargy, apathy, chronic joint pain, difficulty jumping/exercising around the house which makes all the above issues more difficult to combat, etc.

Most people . Only feed their cats dry food because it's cheaper than buying wet food . And I Try to be understanding about like, poverty, the housing crisis, economic turmoil, price gouging, etc etc. But if you want a cat, you're committing to at least 10-18 years of providing for this animal. If you can't afford to actually provide for them and meet their needs, you need to, like, play a pet-raising sim instead of fucking up an animal's health in irreversible ways, or making them loyal to you out of fear. This animal is supposed to be your friend, supposed to trust you implicitly and have a mutual bond of unconditional love.

I've never had any difficulties making friends with cats; the only time a cat never became receptive to my company was one that had been in a very abusive household. Neighbors and family friends' cats have all quickly sought out my attention and pets/cuddles. My cats have all been affectionate, trusting, and receptive to my emotions/physical pain. I have enough examples to fill its own post, but trust me when I say that every day my cats show through consideration, companionship, body language, and seeking out pets/cuddles, that they love and trust me, and my family. (Actually, I had a cat that would pee in one of my abusive aunts shoes whenever she visited our house <3 That cat said "your vibes are rancid and you're not welcome here")

This post is already pretty long, so I'll wrap it up here. I just wish that more people would put in the effort to learn/understand cat's body language and meet cats halfway instead of expecting cats to act like dogs do. (AND . I wish people would apply the above listed steps to how they treat dogs . You should be respecting their personal space and showing them respect too, asshole!) If you know what to look for re: a cat's body language, you'll see that they're telling us in a myriad of ways how much they enjoy our company, respect us, love us, etc.

#erin talks #text #this post will be deleted if Anyone starts shit over it #but I mean every word . cats and dogs have spent tens of thousands of years alongside us #as our companions and being bred for jobs . don't you think that in the modern day #we should give them a life of comfort and respect and unconditional love? #I don't expect anyone to be exactly like me and like sit on the floor so that my dogs can lie on the couch #or stand at the kitchen tearing up lunch meat for my pets before I eat my own dinner; I know my household is ridiculous #but I wish people focused on treating their pets like family instead of conveniences or sources of a power trip #even tho they can't understand spoken languages they can understand the tone of our voices; when we're disrespecting them #when we ignore their body language; when we half-ass things; when we use them as a thing to control for our egos; etc #(and obv a lot of these things apply only to cats/dogs; other pets require different things & sometimes Shouldn't be humanized to the point #we see human traits in cats/dogs; a reptile or fish has drastically different needs & you need a different mindset for them) #long post

[lheslie]

Me and Taehoon

So this post is dedicated to me and Taehoon. So, I'm basically shipping myself with him. ehe.

I've read @sei-minjuhan 's post. Translating Information about Taehoon. From webtoon.

I've noticed we had some similarities.

And I'm like Σ(O_O；) We have something in common?! And it's more than one!! Does this mean we're like- compatible??! (/ω＼) (Manifesting)

So I'm putting the link to the post

-> here.

Things we have in common.

- He's weak to harmless creatures

Ex. Animals, Children, Elderly, good people.

(BRO SAME. I mean who isn't anyways people call me an angel in real life. Please take me. Hehehe.)

- He doesn't like strong scents.

Ex. Perfume

(I can't breathe using those things. I'm just being forced by my parents because girls should smell good.)

- He also doesn't like lotions.

(I have a whole bottle of lotion on my beside strawberry scented and I'm not even touching it. Its really icky.)

- Once attached The numbered target is never forgotten.

(I can't forget them too- it keeps me up at night. Thinking about them.)

His Favorite foods are;

Fried egg • Beef •

(Two in common I think thats fine- HAHAHAHA)

Hobbies;

MMA • Exercise • Tekken Games

• fighting • Watching action movies • Self-taught New tubu • Jeong driving •

"Do you have 500 won?"

(I don't get some of these but I can give you all of my wallet o(╥﹏╥)o I can even exercise even tho it'll kill me HAHAHAHA)

Others;

Cool breeze • The smell of soap • Black/Red • Soft things • Cozy space • Prank with lights Off• Tiger rich free life • Taekwondo Praises • Friends • Money • Dad..

(OMG I LOVE COOL BREEZE TOO, I mean who doesn't. I love the smell of my soap its dove and its pink- I love both black and red but I have a whole closet dedicated to black. My cozy space is my bed. Top bunk. I never got pranked with lights off lol- I don't know what tiger rich free life mean tho--- BRO I CAN PRAISE YOU ALL MY LIFE. I like Taekwondo since third grade-- Never did because of family reasons. I CAN BE UR FRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR YOUR TAEKWONDO MAT PLEASE (╥_╥) I also love money. I'm 100% money hungry. Ask my parents. BRO I LOVE MY PARENTS HEHEHEHE)

Foods he Dislikes;

White milk • Pork Belly • Coriander •Coriander cake • Rich

(Too bad I love white milk lol same with pork belly. Never really tasted coriander- OMG I JUST LOVE IT HOW HE ALSO HATE RICH- bro how dare they be rich and we're broke af.)

Dislikes;

Tedious and Boring • Ignoring attitude • sneering attitude and coercive attitude • arrogant attitude • those who touch him recklessly • the kind that makes food spicy • artificial things • Moonsung Kim • Dinner Rainy Day • Doll

(I promise you I'm a total angel PLEASE JUST TAKE ME ( TДT) I won't touch you if you don't like lololol BRO I HATE SPICY THINGS- I just love it how he says he just literally hate moonsung--- what does doll mean?? Stuff toys? Awwee I love stuffed toys too bad HAHAHAHAHA)

(PLEASE JUST TAKE ME TAEHOON AHHHHHHHH)

The fact that I'm Leo and He's also Leo OMGGGG red flags at work HAHA OMGMGKEOWKKWOOFIE

I promise you I'll do my best---

TAKE MEEEEEE

I've been daydreaming About you 24/7 even though It'll end once I found someone new to simp on since PTJ isn't giving me any more crumbs.

#how to fight #viral hit #how to fight x reader #htf #how to fight seong taehoon #how to fight taehoon #how to fight taehoon x reader #htf taehoon #viral hit taehoon #viral hit x reader #seong taehoon #taehoon x reader

[descendants-brat]

In D3, why Mal takes down the Barrier for good? It doesn't make any sense? And possibly unleash the Villains take revenge at Auradon and the heroes. What you think? I'm asking because it's for my second gen story( the one with Bethany)

It's going to sound like I'm stating certain things as fact like "Mal felt this xx" but unless it actual happened in the movie this is all just my opinion and this is going to be a long one.

Mal felt guilty and because everything was in her favor she could throw what she thought was an act of kindness. People forget because of how they made it seemed like the Isle loved her in D3, Mal was hated on the isle in D2. When she tried to go back and take over she failed miserably and was quite literally in danger being on there because of how many people she fucked over there. Some of it was because they thought she turned her back on evil, others were because why did the Isle bully get to be the first one to get all the good things in life and we're sitting here rotting while she plays princess? She couldn't have a life on the Isle even if she really wanted to so fast forward to D3 everything is going well for her. She has her prized toy (Ben) and everyone in Auradon and other countries kiss her ass because she can turn into a dragon. She's not insecure anymore because she's highly thought of by everybody and can get anything she wants, and can literally control the country because she walks all over Ben.

So when Hades's appearance compromises this because she doesn't know how people will react to him being her father especially with the attack and her having a bad relationship with him she wants the problem to go away. There's nobody on the Isle she cares about and she cares about doing what's best for her and keeping the perfect life she has now so she decides to basically kill them all by shutting it for good because remember they have to open the barrier to even give the trash food they ate. She doesn't care because she right after saying we're shutting it for good she opens the barrier to get something she wants and that right there tells you how this works. It's all about what she wants and how she's feeling at the moment because if it was that dangerous for the barrier to be open and she thought Hades was that much of a threat even with what was going on with Audrey why would she open it? That would just cause more trouble if that was what she really thought.

Anyways she gets her perfect ending with her friends forgiving her and getting help from Vks she plans on again killing because that's what would eventually happen and she makes up with her deadbeat dad. She has everything she wanted and her life once again is perfect and going exactly the way she wants so she had the time to think maybe I shouldn't lock them up. She couldn't say she was planning on locking them up without trying to recorrect her decision because she doesn't want to be "Queen of Isle" without being in danger stepping on it because everyone hates her. So she decides I'll make it all better and they'll forget about when I decided to have them slowly starve to death because I thought the life I made for myself in Auradon was being compromised, by taking the barrier down for good and that's what happened. Everybody forgot and somehow she thought letting out all those villains who were actually dangerous instead of just the kids was as good idea.

That was a long one

#anti mal bertha #anti mal #ben descendants #disney descendants #descendants #ben deserves better

[reaperkiller]

🤥💥🍟🌺☀️🙉🏊✂️ 💚 for luci :3 (i wanted to send more but. that's a lot skdkfkfkfk u don't have to answer all if u don't want to!)

LUCI MY SWEET BABY BOY LUCI. i am linking eveyrone to this post. you will look at him again.

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

oh he is a Very bad liar. but in the way where like, if you weren't looking at him, it would be fine. but. the second you look at his face. he's like this. so. he's not doing very well.

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

literally any emotion if it's strong enough, it can get too overwhelming too fast to the point where he physically Cannot stop wriggling around or rocking or whatever and just has to go and lie down until his brain stops vibrating and screaming. usually he can stop it before it gets to that point, but it requires a lot of energy and sometimes he's just Too Tired for it. which makes him worse. and even More tired. and then he just wants to be held for the rest of the day.

🍟 FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?

prefers to cook his own food 1000% bc there are So many things he cant eat or they will kill him dead on the ground in one way or another. he does try out a lot of new recipes so he's not restricted to just a Few safe foods, he just knows how to adjust things in a way that wont have him on the bathroom floor for the next three days AND still taste good

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?

no allergies necessarily but. a few food intolerences. i have to let him enjoy Something WEHJDGGHJS

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

DEFINITELY a morning person. he always does a few stretches then has a shower and Then makes himself breakfast. always has to be in that exact order and has been for YEARS. and if he does it wrong or misses a step he is very thrown off for the rest of the day, which luckily very very rarely happens. even if he's gonna be late for work and is in a rush to leave he will simply speedrun everything

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

ohfgyduhgdhsg being called childish or naive or immature. like Yes he can be very loud sometimes and can have meltdowns very easily. sometimes he does Not understand things people are saying to him, or he cant put things into words or even Speak somedays. yes he still likes playing with toys sometimes and running around in circles at the park. but that doesnt mean he's incapable of holding down a job and being professional. he is a security guard and he is Very good at what he does!!! he even becomes a music teacher part time later on in the story [: basically anyone underestimating him bc of how he acts WILL make him cry. oh and also anyone calling his brother a monster. theres a lot to unpack there that i shant get into here but he will tear you apart with his teeth if you talk about his brother like that

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

he LOOOOVES swimming. so much. very fun summer activity and it's also very relaxing for him. it helps him clear his head and burn off any extra AHFDZKJFHJFGSDG!!!! energy he still has in him so he can Relax later. he does like swimming in the ocean but is a liiiittle bit scared of getting swept out to sea somehow so he always sticks VERY close to the beach. would much rather swim in a lake.

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

it took him Years to finally get the confidence to cut people off, bc people generally took advantage of how kind and caring he was. he would give people So many chances, bc he wanted them to like him and Not think he was a freak [which he had been bullied for a LOT!!! growing up] so he was desperately clinging onto literally any bit of attention his 'friends' would give him. eventually, after starting a new job that he Likes, and working with so many good people, AND finding his brother again, he managed to build up enough confidence to just. completely shut down a conversation if someone isn't treating him with the respect he deserves. if theyre being an asshole to him for literally No reason, he will walk away. he doesnt need that. he doesnt have time for that anymore!!! he's got better things to do. like kissing his boyfriend.

idk what the last straw would be necessarily but you would have to fuck up SEVERELY. for him to never want to speak to you again.

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

HUGS AND KISSES 100000000% it's about the closeness and the pressure and having someone's whole weight on top of him. works better than a weighted blanket. it makes him calm down SO fast every time. i cannot explain this but it makes sense in my brain. sometimes he just wants to be in a coccoon and i think he should be allowed.

#oc luci #THAMK YOU FOR SENDING THEEESE i love him. so much. btw. did you know that

[fletchfeathers]

sorry to be a bummer on everyone's favourite holiday but like. i realise i haven't really like ... talked all that much about losing my dog and trying to vacuum seal all my grief about it in order to Get Through the Day is drilling a hole in my brain, so i'm just going to try and purge some thoughts about it here bc writing it is easier than talking it

obvs don't read if discussion of Pet Death is going to bum you out

so it's been a few weeks, now, and it still feels like a fucking knife to the chest to talk about it.

blake was the first pet i had Sole Responsibility for, for one, and i know i wasn't a perfect dog owner. i learned a lot through trial-by-fire, and i am genuinely very lucky that blake was such a laid-back dog because a more highly-strung one probably would've had a rougher time.

but god, i loved that dog. my entire life was shaped around him, especially as he got older. he was stinky and grumbly and loved nothing more than to get in the way at all times, and he was my anchor, my rock, my best friend. he was, more often than not, the one thing that kept me from spiralling when things got really bad, because taking care of him gave me something to focus on, to just get me through the worst days until things got easier again.

he went quicker than i expected him to. i thought i'd have more time; i at least hoped he'd make it to his twelfth birthday, on the 24th, even if i was fairly sure it was going to be the last birthday he had. almost especially because it'd be the last birthday he had, so i could make it special, give him - well, me, honestly - a day of just being showered with love and affection.

i guess i always thought i'd have that opportunity to give him that idealistic last day that people always seem to get with elderly dogs, where i could give him any food he wanted and go for a nice long walk and take my time saying goodbye on my own terms ahead of the inevitable.

but, as it was, it happened just ... slowly, and then all at once. he went from Fine, if a little slow in his old age, to not eating, and then not being able to stand up, in the space of just a few days.

and, i mean, i knew. i didn't want to face it, right away, but i knew it was the end. i just hated that i was helpless in the face of it, that there would be no Last Perfect Day with him.

thankfully, i had dany with me to do a lot of the emotional (and literal, since he needed carrying to the car) heavy lifting - i genuinely don't know if i would've coped without them. having them there really, really helped and i am so fucking grateful for them.

but when we got to the emergency vet, and they took blake immediately through even though over the phone they told us there'd probably be a wait, i knew he wasn't coming home with us.

honestly, though, if nothing else, i'm glad i had the opportunity to sit with him at the end, to pet his big soft head and tell him i loved him. he was so still and so quiet, while we waited for the injection to be ready, and after the injection there was just ... a soft sigh, and he was gone. peaceful, quick, effortless. and i'm glad it was quick, and he wasn't scared, and that he wasn't alone.

but god, i miss him so much. i still keep thinking i can hear him getting comfy on the sofa, or wandering around in the kitchen, or grumbling to be let out. my body clock hasn't quite adjusted to not needing to get up at 8 to give him breakfast, and i still instinctively go downstairs to check on him before i go to bed, and i still haven't quite gotten used to not having him come meet me at the door when i come home.

i miss his sweet face and waggy tail and i miss him pawing at me for pets and i miss sharing mcdonalds nuggets with him and i miss his lil excited tippy-taps at dinner time and i miss going for walks with him and i miss how he Always fell for a fake toy throw. i miss just having him to talk to and sing stupid songs at and keeping me company while i'm working. i miss how he wasn't cuddly, exactly, but if he knew i was sad he'd come and sit beside me and just put his big head in my lap and sigh like he'd had a long day at the office, and it always helped. there's such a huge void where he should be and it's only made bigger by the fact that i'm on my own here, and it feels so much fucking lonelier now.

and like ... i know in the end he was just a dog. but he was my dog, and he was so good, and the world is a little darker without him.

i don't really know how to close this out but it feels better just to have some of this Out, so i guess it served its purpose, but just. yeah. it's been really hard. and i know it won't be hard Forever, but right now it is, and i'm just ... figuring out what to do with that, i guess. blegghghgh.

#personal #cw animal death

[phoebe-the-autism-fairy]

Some Trixie Troubleby headcanons cause I posted this onto my old blog and she deserves more love

Trixie LOVES Korean BBQ, especially sweet/spicy pork ribs.

Despite being a tough cookie and acting like she never cries, she does sometimes, and sometimes when she's alone, or when she's with Stephanie, she'll have a private cry.

Her favourite sport is boxing; she even attends boxing lessons outside of town.

She also watches WWE-

She is half Filipino and can speak a little Tagalog but only the basic phrases.

She WILL beat her friends at arm wrestling, cause she's so damn competitive. Unless it's Sportacus.

That actually happened once, Trixie challenged Sportacus to an arm wrestle. Bad idea. She ended up pulling a muscle in her arm which she had to keep in a cast for a week after. Sportacus was SO GUILTY OMG-

It was like

Sportacus, with his face buried in his hands and with Robbie sat beside him: I can't believe I did that, I'm such a monster, what will the kids think of me now-

*Meanwhile Trixie is just getting everyone to draw random shit on her cast*

She actually loves hugs, and gives pretty tight hugs.

But she also has pretty bad anger issues, and sometimes lashes out. It used to be really bad but she carries around stress toys whenever she's angry. Sporty also has stress toys on hand in case Trixie, or any of the other kids, need them. Another thing Trixie does when she's angry is scream into a pillow or an empty space.

She really enjoys those disturbing PSAs and watches compilations of them late at night.

At sleepovers, she's the one awake at 2am either watching those disturbing PSA compilations on YouTube or drawing on her friends' faces.

But she's also not really a morning person and sleeps in later than the other kids so she's gotta watch her back.

Has a pretty high tolerance to spicy foods, and because of this, she sometimes challenges her friends to a spicy food eating competition. Ziggy always loses within like 5 seconds.

But as it turns out, Pixel is a regular consumer of those Samyang noodles so Trixie has some stiff competition there-

She's learning to belch the alphabet

Trixie is the only one who's allowed to bully her friends. If anyone else does it, she will END them. (Not in a literal sense, she'll just teach em a lesson they won't forget)

She'll be like "Hey Stingy, the 50s called and they want their crusty bow tie back"

And then some bully will be like "Hey Stingy your bow tie sucks"

And then Trixie will go apeshit on them

"What the FRICK did you just say about my friend's bow tie?! COME HERE YA LITTLE BITCH I WILL END YOU"

In spite of making snarky comments sometimes, Trixie really does love her friends, and will always make them personalised cards on their birthdays.

(I did post this on my old LazyTown blog, but I decided to post it again because Trixie is very underrated. Quite a few people in the fandom either slander her or forget her, which makes me kinda sad as she's one of my fave characters. So it makes me happy to see Trixie appreciation.)

#lazytown #lazytown trixie #trixie lazytown #trixie troubleby #lazytown headcanons

[windvexer]

Maybe your not the right person to ask but your the only spirit worker I know of so I'll ask you this, sorry if you can't answer this. But whats your opinon on making a robot spirit anchor? Like a spirit anchor that is a robot that the spirit can somehow communicate through, like a bunch of audios of one word that the spirit can somehow automatically play to communicate. Kinda like divination with spotify playlists and music. Again you might not be a robotics or programming sort of person but from a sort of spirit work standpoint would it be possible or would a spirit not know what to do with it? If this doesn't make sense please tell me to send another ask or to not ask again.

I'm not sure I understand you correctly. Are you basically referring to a machine or playlist of specific words, which a spirit can trigger to communicate their interests?

As far as terminology is concerned, I wouldn't call this an "anchor." But that's nothing but semantics. I'd call it more like, shufflemancy. A method of divination.

It would be possible. A friend of mine (@zanniack, actually) has an acute skill for spirit communication through playlists.

The concept of providing single words for spirits to choose reminds me of that Black Mirror episode where consciousnesses are trapped in a toy where a limited amount of "words" may be chosen.

In other words, it seems like it would be a temptation to oversimplify complex communication by providing a relatively small set of words to choose from.

Consider, for example, if a spirit needs an offering in order to have the energy to communicate with you; and a spirit which wants to eat with you out of a sense of community and friendship. A word such as "Eat/Offering/Food" would be insufficient to relay the nuance.

"What word is best?" type divination is commonly done with a pendulum and a spirit board, which may be accomplished with a key on a string and words written on paper.

It is my personal experience that your focus and attention as a practitioner creates a powerful channel for a spirit to "break through" to our world. If your thoughts are that you'd like a spirit to be able to communicate at any time without your focus, shufflemancy might be your best bet - literally, a playlist on shuffle.

If your thoughts are that you want a physical machine to be spiritually triggered, it may be more difficult to accomplish than a person might think at first glance. Pendulums tend not to swing when left hanging on a display. Something about the focus and attention of the practitioner allows things to progress.

Spirits tend to know more than we do about all matters, given their vantage point. If a spirit can jump into a Youtube Premium playlist and advise you of how your lunch date will go, or read the words on a spirit board and influence a pendulum, there's no reason to think they couldn't manipulate a machine based on these principals.

My end thought is that you'd probably have less stress and worry just doing the work yourself with a pendulum and spirit board. As much as I love my spirits, I am not interested in giving them a machine they can use to contact me at any point.

I do leave my phone on silent, after all.

#answered #spirits #communication #divination #theory