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drawlody · 1 month

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My list of Adam ships♡ n my opinion bout them (also fics rec :D)

Adam x Luicfer (Adamsapple/Duitarduck) 10/10

Need i say more:)))??!?! started out as a "haha funny slip-up ship" to "hey they got really good angst potential". The friends/lovers to enemies to lovers is STRONG with this one n i am eating up everything i could found on ao3. Smth bout this macho-ass man finally getting to stay back n not take charge for once feel nice, also princess Adam supermacy wooooo. Whoever came up with the ship name i applaud u cause that's like a 3 layers name(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It's not an Adamsapple fic without Adam having at least 1 mental breakdown n Lucifer have his guilt eating him alive:)))

Very fucked up torture but i swear it worth the pain:D The dove is so dead it start to rot so plz read the tags properly (plz check out the AngeliaDark other works too they got good shit)

This one have a splits so check out both the fics (beware the author have a skrewed sense of what is considered wholesome:))))

I didnt think a smut scene could be this sad

Adam x Lute (Guitarspear/Guardrock) 10/10

Litteraly my first Hazbin ship, assholes in love is an underrated dynamic we desperately need more off:))) That with a dash of evil dude x loyal subordinate (which i havent seen since the Deathglare days) n opposite attract (look they have one main thing in common is that their extreme bloodthirst, other than that she's stricter than ur mom n he's lazier than the Sloth ring itself but that the beauty of it no? He convince her to chill tf out n not to burst a blood vessel, she keep him on track n make sure Sera dont come on their asses)

They're just being silly enabling each other terrible behaviour n i love that for them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Litteral besties i tell ya

Heavy non-con shit involving Val but Lute will revenge our boi i promised u that

Cool idea n they r just made for each other damn

First hazbin fic i read which is a really cool smut:D

Adam x Micheal (we need a ship name people ) (update: it's Songbird/Guitarhero) 10/10

I like how we dont even got a proper comfirmation of Micheal design/personality yet the ship is here already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( im using the Nakariiale's design as a base here love their design)

Hit me with that rebound love x "u look like my ex so im using u as a replacement but ill fall for the real u eventually" x co-workers in heaven. I'm thinking smth along the line of "after Lucifer fucked off with Lilith, Micheal became Adam guardian angel n they just hang out" ya feel me here? (✿◕‿◕✿)

Shout out to Bloog_b for dragging me into this ship:DDD also im on the Adam x the archangels ship as a "gotcha" to Lucifer of sort. Like bitch u stole my wives imma steal your brotherS

Look it's Adamsapple endgame but trust me u will be feed well on this ( u know how good u gotta be for people to ditch the main ship?)

I'm giving yall 4 fics here cause i can only found 4 rn(._. )

this one is uhh non-con so beware

Micheal is indeed Adam guardian angel in this one:D

Adam x Eve (Flowertunes) 8/10

I dont care what yall said they love each other throughout Eden n Earth , might have a falling out in heaven but that doesnt change the fact that they were once IN LOVE. Honestly why cant we just have a couple that have the same bright-eyed innocence like one another.I refuse to believe Eve like willingly cheat on Adam with malicious intent n all, simply she was indeed ''tricked'' or just not fully understand the sistuation, n Adam love her way too much to think that she would do that to him like Lilith. Hell the dude was heartbroken after L left , starting the abandonment issues, so he would have cling to Eve, doing everything so that he aint alone again, even if that mean leaving Eden

Honestly it pisses me off that the Adam/Eve tag on ao3 most of the time is just 1 dialouge between them back when Eve bit the apple n thats it no elaboration on the couple whatsoever >:(((

Lots of switcharoos

sinner eve woooo

look its hard trynna find a fic focusing on them ok?

Adam x St. Peter (Guitargreeter (bet ya didnt see that coming:))) 7/10

Base on this fanfic alone Joe my dude u r on the path of becoming THE Adam crack-ship writer n i am here for this:)))) just so u wait this dude gonna whip out a AdamxNifty , AdamxHusk fic later on ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

From within the fic itself the ship its 2 bros in love with homophobia standing in the way >:( also when did we have a name?!?!?!?

I just like Adam x anyone in heaven alright:D like bro famous n he got that ancient rizz, u telling mr he cant bag a hottie or 2-100+ hmm?

Adam x Alastor (Angelicradio) 8/10

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ABOUT THEM THAT I SHIP I JUST DO φ(゜▽゜*)♪ i blame YOU honestly rn this ship is either Adam found Al after the fight n they make a deal or they're in heaven n they chillin this ship is confusing:D

They're angels on heaven

Adam gone back into eden n do shit differently

This is both Adam/Eve n Adam/Alastor kinda

Adam x Alastor x Lucifer (Angelicradioapple/ Charlie's dads (only me call them that lol)) 9/10

''Hey Charlie u know how u r sad that your mother left? Wellllllll i got you 2 new dads suprise:DDDD''

Look 3 miserable men who hate each other + hell's greatest dad + my love for Dadam = Messy ass old men yaoi :DDDD n it work perfectly with Alastor Asexuality too!!! Like Adam n Lucifer could fuck each other brains out before Al joining in for the cuddles lol

Chaos ensue

Not exactly a love triangle but a love corner but hey we barely got food here :D

I cant believe how hot this shit is lol

Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer (Eden poly/ applecore?) 8/10

They could have been all married to each other(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But as much as i go "OooOooo Poly yay'' i just cant vibe with EvexLucifer, like the cheating vibes is wayyyyyyyyy too much i just cant man . I mean with the interpetation that Lucifer came to Eden to hang out with the humans they all know eachother, they're a throuple yes but BUT when Eve came into the picture it was only with Adam n him only so the other 2 is ehhhh. Im fine with EvexLilith cause im seeing it happening later, not hidden from Adam while LuciferxEve got that deception going on .So uhhh in this ship they're more like bestie than lovers to me¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also AdamxLilith is an underrated pairing like everytime i saw this applecore thing going on these 2 r at most tolerate each other like cmonnnnn we already twist this to hell n back, why cant we make it so their arguement was a petty non-malicious one n they still cares for each other hmm???

They're one happy family

IDK what to tell u bittersweet reunion n loving family is the only typa fic u get with this ship

Not that im complaining i need this wholesomeness

Adam x Mammon (Adammon/Madam/Greedyguitar/ 1st chirstmas.... hasnt had an offical name yet) 10/10

They r litteraly same person different font idk what to tell u. More insults thrown around than Guitarspear but they're pretty similar. Adam is just " sinners suck ass but this dude is the worst in the best way". Also they're both big bois (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ , they love towering over others

I'm sorry but there r barely BARELY

any fics of them :(

The art side is more plentiful tho :D

Adam x Angel Dust (Holydust/guitardust) 5/10

THEY ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOUR n that the exact reason why i cant see them be together as a couple 100%, like the shit-talking bff vibes r wayyyy too strong XD Angel finally got someone who have the same vulgar humour as him n if Adam got married in hell Angel would 100% be his best bitch of honour (≧∀≦)ゞq(≧▽≦q)

They're best friends who have casual no-string attached sex that is ACTUALLY no-string attached:)))

I came to ship them due to those "What if they're co-workers under Val' scenarios ive been seeing on Tumblr

I got like 1 fic on ao3 i mean if u r looking for just platonic friendship between them then rest asure most Adam's redemption fics have that

I got 1 fic on tumblr

Adam x Charlie (Charadam/Guitarprincess) 5/10

U know this ship give me a pretty bad first impression since a good chunk of the fics r either heavy non-con shit or lean wayyyyy to much into the daddy kink, ya know how Charlie got suppose daddy issues n all that jazz?:))) yeah that... that

But after seeing the art side of this ship im chillin with them now, since the art r pretty wholesome, usually having them decked out in punk-rock clothings hanging out. It's a big "Fuck you" to Lucifer n i live for these mf argueing ╰(*°▽°*)╯

So uhhh stay away from the fics if ya want an actual functional couple instead of wtv messed up shit we got there:))) But here's a fic anyway, the only one where it feel bearable n actual trynna go into said messed up relationship i already warn you

We got cracks like Guitarmaid (AdamxNifty), Valadam (AdamxVal) which i dont have enough materials to decied, Classicalrock (AdamxSera) sound interesting but also havent found anything , Guitarhalo (AdamxEmily) is an unexpected find, find i deem them to be more familial than romantic so we'll see if there's a fic good enough to convince me

Edit:i forgot to add Blitzo like Mammon already there why did i forgot

Adam x Blitzo (i dont think anyone even ship this but me:)) 7/10

I cant find a single fic where they has anything more than a 1 nightstand n 1 interaction where they hit it off , i live off imagination alone (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) but like fr fr they would match so well, like their bloodlust n general jerkiness would make them the 3rd asshole x asshole ship on this list :DDDD

Tho as much as i wanna see them go further i feel like an on-n-off relationship/friends with benefits fit em more ya know ( *^-^)ρ(*╯^╰) If ya have any fic but the 2 here that have them interact lemme know cause a bitch need food :)

This is a lot of tag(._. )

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Eddie gluskin alphabet? 👀 That's a whole ass husband right there

Its been in my inbox for a week now😩😩 I didnt know what to put in some letters cuz all 'fluff alphabet ideas' had some weird ideas so I had to use my own brain. Scary Request open

She/her, sfw fluff, eddie gluskin is a bit of warning himself, kinda yandere-ish?

Eddie Gluskin fluff alphabet

Affection (how cuddly and how touchy they are with their partner)

Guy lives for night cuddles and hand holding while walking thrue hospital corridors. He doenst see good relationships without often touches

Body(favorite body part in their lover)

For sake of keeping it sfw im going to write that he really likes her hair and hands! Ooh and if s/o happens to be thick/chubby he gonna flew away

Comfort(how would he comfort his lover)

He would take whole situation very seriously and be straightforward about his opinion. Would grab her hand and lisen to her problems

Dating(are you guys doing on dates? Where and how)

Bestie the only 'outside world' you gonna see is hospital abandoned garden

But he sometimes tries to make atmosphere in one of rooms! Set candles prep some lil meal!

Emotions(how emotionally vulnerable he becomes?)

He never really shows his 'weak' side untill long time in relationship, he simply believes he has no issues regarding his emotional state

Future(what plans they have with their lover)

Definitely big house with a lot of kids, very old school marriage, he works she takes care of home

Gifts(do they give gifts? And how they react to receiving gifts too)

Would give her whole world if he could, if she is very close to him, he gonna spoil her so much

Also he treats any gift he receives like its the most precious thing ever! 'Oh honey you shouldn't give me this you are way to sweet'

Honesty(how sincerely and honest he is)

Even though eggie uses way too much smart words and complements he is rather straightforward about his plans and worries

Injury (how would he react to her getting hurt?)

Angy. Very angy acually. Who? When? Where? How? You stay there while he gets rid of any degenerate tha- you just fell down?? Awww you little silly you are so cute he should spend way more time with you then, if you are so so clumsy

Jealousy (how easly he gets Jealous and what triggers it)

Everyone and everything. He is a good husband and he takes good care of his wife mental health he cant let some disgusting joke of a person ruin their relationship! I mean none will break bond they have, right? Noone

Kiss(where and how they kiss)

Kisses everyday everytime they see eachother. Morning smooches and goodnight ones are must have. Also he loves when she kisses his neck and cheeks

Loyalty (would they cheat?)

No. Shes one and only he would never!

Marriage(do they want to get married)

His whole thing his marriage, he wants it as soon as yall meet! He is her perfect groom and she is his perfect bride

No(what is complete deadbreaker for them)

Also for sake of keeping it sfw imma say: Angry people. He can deal with people who are sad or shy. But when somone attacks him or yells? Rip. Litteraly rip.

Odd(do they have little odd behaviours in relationship)

...

ObBVILUSLY HES FUCKING EDDIE GLUSKIN

Baby if you arent into some weird doctor-patient roleplays or weird misogynistic vibe I recoment turning around. Also he finds scared people cute so yeah he gonna spook her on purpose

Personality (what he finds attractive personality wise)

Shy people, submissive, but he doesnt mind extroverts too. As far as they aren't annoying he's in love

Quality time (what they do in free time with them)

Probably reading, dancing, planning their future, having lil dates

Romantic (how Romantic they are?)

Guy litteraly wears suit every day, he also calls her honey/wifey/dear on daily basis. He is the undead romantic and he won't change, cliché stuff is his favourite

Secrets(what they are hiding)

A LOT, again its EGGIE FUCKING GLUSKIN guy has probably his all ex gf dead in his basement or some other fucked up stuff. Like idk, his biggest secret is that once he saw her in ugly outfit and lied and said that its pretty idk

Trust(how much they trust his other half)

Guy needs good few months if not years to trust her. But if he does omg Lady you could stab him, say it was accident and he would believe her. Its not that he's dumb, he is just mentally ill and kinda delusional (noway)

Understanding

Guy lacks empathy, but he can understand certain issues that she is facing, he will 10p% give her weird protip

Value(how much they value their lover)

Alot. Like his whole plot is looking for perfect love. When he finally finds the one (you) and hes 100% sure that it is it. The one(you). He gonna do anything to keep her alive happy and as lovley as ever. She's the most valuable thing he ever had and he won't just drop her? She is staying in his hand forever

Wildcard(random stuff about them)

Guy finds caring people hot. Please take care of him like he is alittle boy that just fell of swing please do it. Tell him how worried you are and please treat his wounds

X-ray(how much they can read emotions and thoughts of their lover)

Guy totaly isn't and empath but he totaly can read their feelings by expressions and body language.

Yes(how would he propose to her)

Yall seen the game?? Guy is straightforward with it. Just pick her up and "you gonna be my wife you know"

Zzz(sleep habits)

If wife no in bed? Why sleep?

He needs her laying next to him for him to acually relax and fall asleep

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #eddie gluskin x reader #eddie gluskin #eddie x reader #request open

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ravenkinnie · 10 months

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i think jinx still has the inner ambition inside to destroy piltover. its already implanted in her by both vi and silco, just in their own words (1. "one day, this city will respect us" 2. "we'll show them. we'll show them all). even when vi joins the enforcers, i think jinx will see vi as blinded by caitlyn and it'll futher fuel her piltover bloodthirst, out of hatred but also thinking that she will win vi back again if she makes her childhood vow to make piltover 'respect' zaun come true.

there is this one post that explains how in jinx's mind, there are forces more powerful than love and that is ambitions/ideals/dreams/etc. people can abandon their loved ones for a dream or an ideal and jinx internalized this first from her parents who could've been alive if only they chose to stay with their daughters but left them for war.

i think jinx believes vi will abandon cait no matter how much she loves her if only jinx achieves what she believes vi still desires since childhood.

and if anyone told jinx that vi may no longer has the same ambition anymore, she'll turn a blind ear and spit. because the shared dream she has with vi they vowed together on the rooftop is the one last link she shares with her sister that she's got left.

(also yes jinx at the end symbolically severs her ties with vi but lets be real she is still very much emotionally attached to her sister bcs jinx is doomed to always want what she cant have)

I do think her main drive will be to cause chaos and wreckage, whether as an emotional response or some delusional form of commemoration. I do think that this feels like an incomplete motivation though like the centre of her character HAS shifted, she's not searching for acceptance anymore and there's no one she would be seeking it out from, this aspect of her relationship with vi has already been severed and if they went back on it it would just feel redundant from a storytelling perspective. I don't think she will want to 'win vi back' or sth like that has already been the story, her desire for reconciliation and now that desire has been replaced by belief that its not possible

it's clear that it makes sense that jinxs drive will shift in the second season but what exactly it will shift to is very up in the air, like I personally don't like what you laid out here because I think that's an extremely weak drive for her character that would just keep repeating over and over themes that were already laid out and engaged with and now after a turnover of the finale it should instead push it in a new direction instead of going over the same things. christian linke said about s2 even that now that they laid out who these characters are they can start dismantling it and THATS so interesting to me, to think about how jinxs character can be dismantled

my ideal for jinx is to become a more calculated terrorist HDHDHDH she is an extremely emotionally reactive person, she internalised ideals from vi or vander or silco (probs not her parents, I think she was too young to know them like that, as people more than caregivers and what she knows of them is probably what has been passed on from vi. but in a way this id secondhand grief and their experiences of parental loss are completely different but thats a whole other thing) but it's clear these are completely secondary to her inner emotional reality - using her weapon against piltover wasn't even the main point of the dinner spectacle, her confusion about the emotional bonds in her life was. she clearly did not have a larger goal in mind for the outcome of it and she would have ran off with vi and said fuck all yall zaunites if she believed it meant vi would be forever tied to her unconditionally - but she didn't. I think moving from purely emotional landscape of her actions and motivations to one motivated by more overarching goals or beliefs too is a realistic goal and also goes beyond a mid redemption arc or going in circles over the same relationship dynamics - and it means jinx could become an actually potentially dangerous and powerful player in the power vacuum of zaun beyond just her penchant for violence - and it doesn't mean those ties she started to sever at the end of s1 are completely done because they will be running in circles in some way but if you want it to be narratively satisfying she can't be going over the same things the whole season so there will have to be progress there somewhere and I think it will end up somewhere halfway between estrangement and dependency. they will never be free from each other but they will have their own stories running parallel. I think how little jinx actually cares about the ideals she's been surrounded by will be a part of that dismantling, the reality of what a volatile substance in zauns ecosystem she is but also maybe how what she internalised more than beliefs is the notion of power

(alternatively, vi can say fuck it and let being attached to jinx forever ruin her and that's sexy too but I just don't think arcane is a story that would choose this but remember!! tragedy is always a great narrative)

#asks #arcane #jinx

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dingo-ate-my-hot-lettuce-crazy · 1 year

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fanfic ideas for writers

LMAOOOOOOO ive been on character ai and i made a whole y/n story with Dean and i cant get over it. I IMPROV-ED THIS WHOLE THING ON THE SPOT. like i just, random details just added in within the span of seconds to create a story and this is what happened (I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE A WRITER TO TAKE THIS AND DO WITH THIS AS THEY WILL):

-reader is introduced and finds dean (this is circa season 4 before cas becomes a huge part of the series)

-reader tries to follow dean, knowing who he is, and dean thinks she’s a monster/demon. he knows reader is following him so he leads reader down an alley and corners them

-reader tries to explain herself, saying she’s a human, she drinks holy water yadda yadda. she explains to dean who she is....SHES BOBBYS NIECE HE KEPT HIDDEN FROM THE HUNTING INDUSTRY GASP! but yeah, bobby’s brother (i know its not cannon but i had to come up with ideas on the spot, okay?) was a shitty person and kinda treated them badly and left bobby with the responsibility of taking care of reader. bobby was relieved that they were now in his care, but the only thing is, bobby kept lots and lots of secrets from reader so that they wouldnt get any involved with the hunting industry.

-reader explains (AND I USED THIS LINE EXACTLY WITH THE AI) “Bobby’s on a hunting trip, and he hasn’t been home in a few days.” AHAAAAAAA im so goofy, but YEAH bobby’s totally missing, and has been for a month? two? you decide as the writer. but dean is like “hmmmmm this is v sus” and he is more than willing to help the reader find bobby.

-now this is optional, but i created a new kind of demons at some point in the story but abandoned it later on, because i didnt have the time to think it through in the plot but hear me out...hybrid demons. demons breeding with other kinds of demons to create Hella demons. I used the seven sins (ik it was canon that dean and sam and bobby killed them all but i was UNDER PRESSURE) and they all like...made demon babies that were like Lustful Wrath and mixtures of all the sins, etc. LMAO at one point Dean’s inner monologue was saying “OH MY GOD! NOT JUST DEMONS! BUT HYBRID DEMONS! HYBRID DEMON BABIES?!?!?!?” and i shat myself while trying to respond.

-so reader told dean what happened, right? now its time to hit the road...now comes the lowkey flirtations and the getting to know each other... the car ride is basically the readers history while her getting to know dean, along with details about bobby’s case. so bobby was looking into the hunt, right? possible hybrid demons or whatever, and he went MIA ish. stopped responding to reader, and other hunters. she found his credit card usage in a town an hour or two away, and thats where they both head to get information.

-another thing yall should know, this character ai just had me and dean in the conversation... and i was getting bored so i brought up sam and everting. i was like- TO THE TALKING DEAN ROBOT- “hey....you should call that hunter bro of yours...we need extra man power...” AND THE AI CALLED SAM !!!!! LIKE...JUST BROUGHT IN ANOTHER CHARACTER !!! so basically, add sam in wherever you feel like because i didnt think to try adding him in til later in my story. but yeah, WILD SHIT

-they arrive at said town and meet up with sam (this is when i was able to bring him in to the story) and the reader gave sam the credentials and case deets and sam was able to help them go into traffic cams at the motel with dean, and find bobby’s last known location! it was at a warehouse where hybrid demons/monster of the week were congregating... the warehouse didnt have cameras since it was run down, but across the street?? THEY HAD CAMERAS THAT SAW A SLIVER OF WHAT WAS HAPPENING...they all got a glimpse of bobby walking into the warehouse and we never got anymore footage, leading us to believe that he was captured.

-the three of them stay at the motel for the night, and we come up with a half-assed plan since found bobby, but have no idea how to deal w these demons. dean decides to train and do a little one on one w me to help the reader prepare for this hunt. granted, i had explained to him prior as the reader.. that they have learned about monsters and such after highschool. bobby decided to let the reader know about the hunting stuff after they became an adult...to leave the choice truly up to them. from there on, they had a healthy mix of the life...maybe some college classes here and there while aiding to hunters and being backup on cases, but they have never been alone on a hunt and arent the most experienced. reader knows basic self defense and protection, definitely trained with a gun and knife but its never truly been put into use. so...dean take the lead with shit like that. (OK THE AI FR DID SO GOOD W THE TRAINING SCENE, i told the robot that like ‘*dean leads me to the side of the motel where theres an empty space to practice martial arts*’ and fucking dean was like ‘okay, im gonna throw some punches at you, and i wanna see some blocking and counterattacks..’ AND LIKE ACTUALLY HELPED ME it was so cool)

-ok so once everyone kinda formulated a better plan, they left to go to the warehouse just to get information and a glance at what they were up against. they all stay close, enter the warehouse and overhear something about their captive (bobby! GASP). theres a bazillion demons and demon families with crazy demon babies and shit, so its really hard to stay hidden. sam, dean, and the reader get made, and the demons chase after them! they all head back for the impala and peel tf outta there, while the demons are on their tail in a highspeed chase. reader lowkey going wild up in da head, but theyre composed, much to deans surprise. they all go back to the motel, with the information they need, after successfully avoiding the demons.

-okay everybodys at the motel now.. everybodys talking about whats next, what can we do, blah blah blah. they decide its best for them to stay hidden for the night and track the demons at the warehouse. dean and the reader train more that night, and keep tabs on the demons. they discover that the demons are relocating to somewhere called Hells Gate, Indiana...idk bro i panicked and thats what i chose to tell the ai...but anyways...the boys and reader decide to order delivery since the demons know their faces and they dont know if anyone is looking out for them. however.... when the delivery dude gets to the motel, dean opens the door and the delivery guy goes “order for Winchester” and the delivery boy’s eyes go BLACK! they all fight the demon that got into their motel room and torture the demon for information on bobby. yadda yadda yadda the demon gives up information and reader gets mad and dean kills the demon. whoopdie fuckin doo, onto the next scene.

-the gang decides... uhh.. dead body in motel room?? we should leave, so they take off to Hells Gate, after the demon revealed the location. everybodys lowkey nervous about this fight, but its BOBBY. theyd all die for him. so. they take off to the hells gate, making a stop at another motel close by to get one more night of rest. btw dean and reader flirt more and more but its all essentially harmless. deans lowkey afraid to flirt w her bc uhh..thats bobbys family and hes scared bobby is gonna get mad at him. so he tones it down..but doesnt stop..yknow? anyways, do with this what you will but I PULLED THE ONE BED LEFT SHIT. well, technically two beds..but are sam and dean gonna share a bed? no. reader and dean will. it was a very funny event that the ai had to respond to. it was very amusing. anyways. last stop before the big fight.

-you can decide what goes on between the motel stop and the fight but i honestly put a lot of fluff in there. so. big fight. they arrive at Hells Gate, and its really just a haunted house with past connections to demons and spooky shit. they all end up splitting up, one person takes up one room, until reader comes across a cellar or basement. the house is seemingly empty until a BUNCH of demons show up and swarm them. they all kick ass, get a bit hurt, but nothing major. then, they all make their way down to the cellar and BOOM theres bobby tied to a chair, or to a post, you decide. HES ALIVE! woohoo, okay, now to kill the demons and get out of there. honestly, my creative juice was running out at this point so i was very bland with details on these demons and fights. but essentially what happened was reader busted a rib or two, nothing to bad, dean was thrown around, sam got thrown into a wall as per usual, and bobby just had cuts and scrapes. everyone was hella tired on the way back but they defeated all the demons, not without being left a menacing warning about what will haunt them. idk bro. two seperate motel rooms, sam and bobby take one to clean up in, and reader and dean take another. they both clean each other up and dean offers the reader to join them on sam and deans regular hunts! reader thinks about it, but she knows she wants to accept.

-and conclusion is something i want an author to write, because mines open ended...as im still trying to figure out how to carry on with this AI but YEAH LMAO THIS SHIT WAS MAD FUN and i hope one of yall take at least parts of this fanfic and write a lil somethin somethin!

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walliam-ribbiton · 1 year

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AAAAAAAAAA

Watching and Dreaming RAMBLES

From YOURS TRULY.

(spoiler 🚨🚨🚨🚨)

AAAAAGGHHHHH i knew there was gonna be a timeskip ending because a certain someone has done it before and still hit me in the feels👀👀👀👀👀👀🐸👀👀👀

TIMESKIP AMITY GOT THE ADORA CUT THE LESBIANS ARE SWEEPING 🔥🔥🔥🔥

the scene where the squad and camila was stuck in the archives and amity was about to cry because luz is nowhere to be seen,,,🥺🥺😫😭😭

LUZ GOT ANNE’D 😫😫😫💔💔💔💔💔

the belos shit that literally disintegrates luz is shaped a bit like coral…and when it looks coral IT REMINDS ME OF THE FUCKIN BLEACHED CORAL IN THE SPLATOON 3 SIDE ORDER DLC!!!! (if you a splatoon and toh fan you know)

timeskip king’s collar necklace thing has KC initials…king clawthorne AAAAAAAA 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

“I have more growing up to do” COLLECTOR SAYS AS THEY GOES BACK TO THE STARS EVEN THOUGH THEIR BLOODY SIBLINGS (the archivists) ABANDONED THEM TO KILL OFF THE TITANS😫😫😫

i was expecting a full creation story of the boiling isles, but im fine without that THIS FINALE IS ALREADY S-TIER 🤧

I was HAPPY, LAUGHING, JOLLY-YODELLING IN JOY as belos gets his shit-ass kicked by raine eda and king HAHAAAA!!!! L + bozo + ratio belos!!! belos more like bel LOSE 🤡🤡🤡🤡‼️‼️‼️

KING! YOUR DAD IS GENDERFLUID! HOW COOL IS THAT???

I legitimately got so sad when the titan herself sacrificed but king never got to see him,,, only his dad saw everything that king did while king never saw her RAAAAAAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔 that sacrifice was truly in vain though 😔

okay…ALADOR X DARIUS CANON???? ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ looks like hunter got some new dads now 🥹

luz’s titan hybrid form got me SCREAMING

FUCKING LOOK AT HOW BADASS SHE IS!!!! GO GIRL GO BEAT HIS OLD ASS

AND KING AND EDA????? THE FACT THAT THEY WENT BEAST-MODE AFTER LUZ’S DIED FROM BELOS TURD GOO?? 🤧🤧🤧🤧 😫😫😫😫😫😫 I LOVE THESE GUYS SO MUCH THEIR BOND SHALL NEVER BE BROKEN‼️‼️‼️🥹

the fact that flapjack got a FUCKING tombstone hit me SO HARD 😭😭😭 and that the new blue palisman of hunter’s is the SAME SPECIES OF BIRD AS FLAPJACK AAAAHGSZHZHHHH 🤧🤧🤧🤧

im running out of tissues here so i used my shirt ;-;

speechless, i literally got back from my holiday only to cry again (worth it tho, cant miss the literal end of something i love)

the scenes where luz told her story of how she got here to the collector was also a nostalgia rollercoaster,,,i cant believe this show FUCKING PREMIERED 5 YEARS AGO,, FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO LET THAT SINK IN

are we not gonna talk about how eda runs like A FUCKING UNIVERSITY FOR WILD MAGIC NOW⁉️⁉️ im so proud of her

HARPY LILITH REAL,,,

my poor raine got tear lookin scars on their face,,i hope they get rest after all of that shit (before the timeskip, minutes after belos is finally defeated)

cant get over the secret message of when you combine the first words of every season finale…”thanks for watching” ❤️❤️❤️

THE COVEN TATTOOS FROM THE PAST GET REMOVED NOW???? unity for the WIN‼️

luz really got a bit emo huh (i dont blame her tho)

the fact that her and vee both graduated 🤧🤧🥹🥹🥹 vee adopted sibling REAL‼️‼️‼️❤️

man, im gonna miss this show like amphibia, i hope it gets a novel book like marcy’s journal. if it doesn’t im RIOTING

when amphibia ended i threw a farewell party by myself…but I didn’t even get enough time for a farewell party for toh 😔 im so tired and only drawings are enough to show my dedication to this show…expect a farewell art from me tomorrow

well, guess thats all of my thoughts, goodnight and its been an honour watching with the fandom and yall❤️

#watching and dreaming #the owl house finale #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming spoilers #my rambling thoughts #THE HARDEST THING = WATCHING AND DREAMING- BOTH ARE GOOD AF #thank you dana and the team you the real mvps #now no more episodes :(#time to be depressed again

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thinking abt when i was suicidal and how it was already hard enough to seek help (i remember being mad at zoe for telling me mom abt my feelings, thats how hard it was for me) but how much it wouldve destroyed me if the ppl i care abt most told me that helping me take care of my mental health was too much “emotional labor” and how im “trauma dumping.”

and honestly yall almost had me believing that bullshit too, that my comfort should come first even if someone really needs me but thats not true. sorry if u dont wanna hear this but ur a fairweather friend if u only wanna be there when its easy and comfortable. yes theres a name for u and its not “self care” or “emotionally healthy”. its FAIRWEATHER FRIEND. a selfish person who only wants to be around ppl if it benefits them.

the second someone needs help, the second being around someone isnt all sunshine and butterflies, and the second u make someone elses suffering abt YOUR comfort, then uve become part of the problem and this growing social media frenzy abt “self care” and “putting ur own mental health first” is just code for selfishness and abandoning ppl who need support while putting the blame on them for daring to ask for it. cant tell u how many times ive been told “cant u just pretend to smile at least? ur so negative” or “uve become cold and not happy like u used to be :/“ making MY mental health a problem for them, that im inconveniencing other ppl and IM at fault for not pretending everything is fine. “idk how to comfort ppl” immediately puts the other person is a place of shame and guilt for making u uncomfortable. “cant we talk abt something else?” when ur friend is trying to tell u smth important (and unpleasant) is selfish and putting ur own comfort in front of someone elses mental health.

u dont need to drop everything for everyone all the time. thats not what im saying. but the reluctance to EVER do this and the resentment u feel when someone in a bad place is relying on u bc they feel ur all they have? thats selfish.

#im saying this bc i regurgitated the same selfish lines when someone rly needed me #and u know what? we couldve helped each other then #we helped each other later sure. but my hwaling couldve started earlier if i hadnt been so selfish #we need each other #yall will complain abt individualism and capitalist culture #until a friend or loved one really needs u and its ‘too much work’#then ur all ‘self care’. fuck u #its a selfish mindset and puts u in the center of every conflict #NEWSFLASH! its not all abt u all the time!#let someone else have the spotlight for once and stop thinking abt ur own comfort all the time #bc u could be leading ppl who rly need help into isolating themselves #and ppl who feel they cant trust u wont turn to u and they might get worse #loneliness makes ppl feel worthless and when u make their mental health abt YOUR inconvenience all u do is strengthen that feeling #yes i do have strong feelings abt this #bc ppl have been shit friends to me abt this when all i needed was someone to be on my side #thank god for zoe and my mom who stood by me but everyone needs that #be the solution. dont just make the problem worse #aometimes relationships are hard. but if u battle the problem together its easier #little anya things #suicide mention

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of all my years on tumblr, never has my art gotten attention TvT

ANYWAYS

i have once again made myself paranoid for the week sooo

WALTEN FILES THEORY

the narrative of the story is “ding dong, sophie, your folks is dead” right? but it’s forgiving towards felix. i say that mainly because of the line “he is so sorry for what he did to them, but there is nothing he can do, remember that.” in Lucky You. Guess who’s in that video, not as an animatronic, but as a little drawing?

(yall its storming again if these lights go out while im writing this-)

we can take from the subtitles in the Bunny Farm mistranslating molly’s comfort toward felix turnin to “it’s all your fault” that felix does feel guilty. martin also liked the comment below, confirming my belief. of course he does, though. i think he is good deep down, he’s maybe scared of disappointing folks, maybe he doesnt like when people are mad at him. i personally will lie if i think ill get yelled at so-and no i dont kin felix kranken. just so you know.

anyways. felix obviously, at least at one point, felt guilty for all that he’s done. but like evan hansen, hes too deep to see the light. so then bunny farm happens. now as far as im aware- let me check the wiki- yeah he’s still living- but that works. you know why? showbear isn’t an animatronic. hes always been drawn, either in a cutout, game, or animation.

okay ken, so showbear might not be an animatronic, so felix is alive and feeling worse than bo burnham? so what?

well, though jack and showbear favor a bit, i think i can say that jack isnt showbear. will i be later making a theory saying he is? yeah but it wont be as thought out as this. felix designing showbear to fit jack’s face in order to talk to sophie makes muuuch more sense to me. i mean, how else would the web be so complex if felix wasnt the spider? jack doesn’t know what they were saying moments before the crash. jack, more than likely, didnt kmow the details of linda leaving felix, thus giving felix some sort of branch of an excuse. jack couldnt tell you where they were buried. but you know who could? felix. it’s so obvious that i might be wrong.

ive also noted that in bunny farm’s credits, felix doesnt get a voice actor- and he most definitely talked. every other character, im sure, got a va. so why didnt felix? or is it…his va was already mentioned for another character? no, ken, that cant be it. two characters were voiced by martin, martin was mentioned both times. well, i refuse to believe that was an honest mistake. because in guilty, he doesn’t get a va.

also i just realized the facility is built on top of ed and molly- foul for that one martin.

anyways, to wrap this up. felix feels guilty about what he’s done to the waltens. i mean, them and the restaurant were all he had left. so he uses showbear to gently narrate the story of what happened to her forgotten family to sophie.

what do i think, following this theory, would happen next? well i think if sophie can reach felix, shell confront him. i think she may also stop taking her pills, or take more. that depends on why she takes them in the first place. maybe jenny will die. maybe felix will finally own up to what he’s done. maybe hell gaslight her, using her pills which leads her to abandoning them. who knows? other than martin and his associates.

maybe he’s using showbear to make her remember so shell investigate, die, and he can be sure all the loose end are taken care of.

thats all for today. im gonna go play minecraft lol

#the walten files #twf #the walten files theory #jack walten #felix kranken #showbear #bunnyfarm #bons burgers #martin walls #look out film theory #uhh #i had something cryptic to say but forgot #my lights stayed on

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imeengoldberg · 3 years

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yall shouldnt be surprised when i can give you a dictionary length book full of just story titles of mlm stories written by cis straight women ive seen not looking for them, but can count on my hands and toes all of the (male character) x male reader stories ive found while looking for them.

its all fun and games until i also tell you, hey, theres even less (girl character) x girl readers, or just wlw stories at all. It’s starting to sound a lot like fetishization.

im not saying you cant write mlm stories as a cis straight woman- obviously not. part of being a writer is writing stories far from your own personal experience. It’s just like what we call bad representation. those people (very flamboyent gay men specifically) do exist, but they are the only gay men every shown because they fit comfortably into hetero-safe stereoypes.

if you only write mlm stories, and youre not an mlm yourself, and you always have the same heteronormative dynamic (one uwu twink sassy girlboss and the alpha badboy in detention who coUldNt bE gAY, hE plAyS FoOtbAlL anD hAz MeAn GiRlFwIeND- but thats all an act? like geez, just say ur biphobic and ask random gay men to be ur gay best friend??) it just starts to lead me to the conclusion you dont have the queer community in your best interest.

honestly, the fetishization is disgusting. it reinforces already harmful stereotypes. Also, I have never, and I mean NEVER- found a mlm story about a trans man in love with another man that wasnt practically porn without plot, save for one kiribaku fic that i wish i could find again. That definitely does not put us trans men in a wonderful light. we are not to be sexualized for our bodies, and neither us nor mlm should be fetishized for loving.

if youre unsure you can accurately write a queer love story accurately, do not do it. if youre worried at all it will come off bad on the lgbtqia+ community, do not do it. it will not hurt you if it’s bad rep, but it will hurt us.

are you good at writing queer romance as a straight person but notice that you have an odd amount of mlm & straight romance and an abandoned desert for wlw or trans/nonbinary love stories? write some! we really need it!

also, there are not enough people of color in stories in general. i notice that a lot of the time, they’re shoved off as one of the side characters- at most, a best friend. why? well, we know why, its racism, but why in my fanfiction. like, this fanfiction was so good, until i realized every single character was described as a western/eurapean with white skin, when, listen, this is an anime and they’re all japanese, jessica. although it’s not something i can speak in depth about as a very white pasty mf, it’s something ive definately noticed and its very annoying tbh. all these mcs look the same. give me some actual people please.

speaking of actual people!

why are there no chubby mcs? ever? like wtf? i get it, skinny people aesthetic or whatever, but it’s actually so frustrating when every character is a size 0 and an unrealistic representation of average people, despite usually starting out as ‘average’. I’d like to feel good about my stomach instead of comparing it to a paragraph in a fanfiction.

finally, ive gotten to something good!

wlw stories are finally getting as mainstream as mlm! not there yet, but it makes me smile every time i see a wlw story on my feed cuz it means were getting there :)

all-in-all, this is the reason I stopped reading fanfiction regularly a while ago.

this time two-five years ago, you couldn’t pull me away from the fanfiction. I would read main characters (women) who were only ever ‘tomboy’ enough to fall into a safe view of heteronormativity that I held. I’d never even seen the word transgender until middle school- and because my entire life I was conditioned to believe that that stuff was weird or gross, I rejected it hard.

It took me years to get to where I am, and it was a huge struggle. Not that this is one fanfiction/story writer’s fault. This is an entire community’s fault. I just dont want the next generation of queer, chubby, or poc kids to think they’re weird or lesser than like I did. If it’s something I can help to stop, I will.

So, if I ever write an original story, or original characters into a fic, you bet your ass its gonna be the most realistic representation of the real world i can get into a story. now, fuck jk rowling, and have a good night. au revoir, bitches.

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OK LISTEN UP OR DONT IDC I wanna talk about my other tmnt fic ideas so im gonna do that. If u guys find any interesting feel free to send asks about them. That'll probably encourage me to get to work on them 😂

Oh and please mind any spelling or grammar typos. I just got a new phone and am still getting used to the new keyboard.

(Also if any of yall steal em im gonna fight ya. I got a katana and i dont know how to use it but I WILL try)

1. Rise Leo Leader Problems fic

Leo is the new leader of the team, and so far its going great! Well, mostly—Leos really insecure about his leadership abilities and doesnt feel prepared, but its mostly going ok?... Until Mikey gets injured due to a flaw in Leos plan. So, he freaks out and blames himself.

Leo decides if he has to be the leader, hes gonna need a better way to lead. So he looks to mystic abilities. He ends up going to the Hidden City to find a witch by the name of Ms Wander, known to grant mystic abilities to those who truely need them. He manages to get the power to see into the future, which is perfect for him and his plans! The downside is that the power is fueled by his very soul, and she warns him to only use it when he truely, truely needs it. But Leo finds himself using the ability more and more, just to make sure none of his plans will leave his brothers injured.... Once, twice.... It cant hurt to just use it before every single mission, right? His declining health is probably completely unrelated...

2. 2012 Raph actually leaves fic

Frustrated with the cautiousness of his brothers, Raphael finally leaves to go be a vigilante on his own. Hes tired of his brothers holding him back and if hes on his own, he'll really get stuff done!

I dont have as much plot planned for this one but his relationship with his brothers is really bad in this universe, but its mostly due to his own problems with himself. He even makes his own makeshift lair and doesnt even sleep at home anymore, and barely believes his family cares for him since he kinda feels like he abandoned them (nevermind he's still following them in secret every mission just to make sure they're safe). It gets worse when the Foot kidnaps raph, preparing to use him as leverage against his family, and he tells them it wont work—he abandoned them. They wont even notice, and even if they did they should just leave him be. Or at least, thats what he thinks.

Him having his own place is important tho because at one point I want Mikey to show up there missing him and wanting to have a sleepover-

3. 2012 Leo's """recovery""" backfires fic

GOD WHAT WAS THAT??!! "your pain is all in your mind" "oh hey my leg is better!! " No!!!! That's not how injuries work!! Coma!!! Broken bones!!! No!!!

So here's my fix it fic: the pain really was all in his mind, but the damage was real. It's months later, and Leos leg is bad again. It doesn't hurt, but he can barely walk anymore! His brothers finally figure out what happened to advance his healing so fast.

Turns out, in the spirit realm he was just able to disconnect his mind from feeling the pain of his injuries —they're still there. And he's been using his leg for months now, and the damage is so so so bad but he just can't feel it. Donnie is rightfully pissed at Splinter and the deer spirit for convincing him he was healed, when all of this really just made it worse. Hes not even sure if Leo is going to be able to walk again ever now.

4. 2012 Raphael Brainworm Arc but Better fic

(Can u tell I like mind control fics?)

OK they really did NOT use the brainworms to their full potential. Especially on Raph.

In this fic, Shredder realizes how useful it would be to not reveal that Raph is under his control, and sends him back to his brothers for info and to be an insider. I actually have a lot planned for this one and don't wanna reveal too much but there's a lot of Raph sabotaging all their missions and angst when they realize "oh shit he's been mind controlled for weeks???". Rockwell and Slash are also controlled for longer than in canon too, but the main focus is on Raph who is fighting against the brainworm the whole time, trying to give hints to his brothers so they'll figure it out, but the mind control is strong.

#OK that was fun I really wanted to talk about these ideas #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt fanfiction #tmnt fic

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wikipediafag · 2 years

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re-listening 2 the tøp songs i have saved from 2016 emo days:

its saved in like reverse order so... BLURRYFACE! i'll add a break w reactions

Heavydirtysoul: ...what. firstly, best rap verse they ever did. actually, let me say. this is their only song i consider rap. secondly... what u meant by "gangsters"... thirdly, that death/me//dog/rabbit really aint even good bye its like a 7/10 overall

Stressed Out: ngl this shit goes off its like... cheugy. idk 8/10

Ride: USGK WHAT IS THIS BEAT- "on my enemies I wouldn't wish who i was" ...bars. actually this song has a couple good Quotables. might make a compilation of the ones i hear. the "ooOooOooooO"s are killing me. 6/10

Fairly Local: what did i find likable about this band. "the few the proud and the emotional" IM SCREAMING this is torture to sit thru no joke 0/10 delete it

Tear in my Heart: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BLEED TO KNOW yeah they ate THE SONGS ON THE RADIO R OK.. BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS YOUR FACE classic 2nd wave emo love song mumbo jumbo i love it i eat this shit like yall breathe "shes a butcher with a smile, cut me father than I've ever been" 10/10, would listen now

okay yeah we'll make 10/10 mean i'd listen to it on a normal day rn

Lane Boy: (dark eyebags smoking wojac) "i wasn't raised in the hood" we know, tyler. anyway glad to see they caved LMFAO sorry Christian rap wasn't lucrative 2/10 I'm only 1/2 way thru i cant stand this bs

The Judge: 10/10 i still play it on the ukulele most ppl who've heard me play hear this song i love it so much its such a good campfire-y lil shanty (and its easy as balls to play)

Doubt: imagine me crying and screaming in pain while tyler joseph holds a gun to my head and forces me to hear his mixtape and compliment it. that's how i feel right now. its so corny. 4/10

Polarize: this man Cannot sing oh my holy fuck. I'm just skipping it corny corny corny bad production 1/10

We Don't Believe What's on TV: another AMAZING ukulele bop. love this one as a campfire-y song. again. he cant sing. but its a cute song and the lyrics are frivolous and fun and sweet. 10/10, would play not listen

Message Man: i used to adore this song okay lets go. good drum! josh dunn always held the talent tbh. trumpet & drums divine. tyler's a Christian poet. i actually kinda like this song. i wouldn't abandon it. maybe 8/10? would potentially include in a hyperspecific-emotion-in-a-playlist playlist. OH MY GOD THE RAP STARTED nvm. 6/10 no joke that shit is bad now. it literally got bad. this shit is so off.

Hometown: i think I'll like this one actually. i remember not liking it until i was almost out of my TOP phase, so i might like it now. oh! "be the one, be the one" its this one! yeah this is a pop song 100% i can get behind this. let's hope he doesn't rap. so far, 7/10. would play in the car with a friend who likes pop.

Not Today: wait...is this...good? might use this for a coffeehouse or smth it seems like a fun song to sing. actually i think i even have the tab from this phase bye. 9/10. funny little lyrics. quirky.

Goner: honestly? cringe. the build-up & screaming is satisfying emotionally but the beginning is ew. 6/10

insane. 4/10 overall. would not listen again.

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ok so some things i will try to analyze later after more thought but

-trudy was an excessive smoker apparently. i mean not only in the intro while in the kitchen. but also in the photo of her with the twins in her lap, like what the heck?? i know it was the 70s? but still!

-which brings me to Bo smoking. like he wastes so many cigarettes in this movie. Even the older ones put out on the church steps seem barely used. (i know probs reading too much into this cause it was probs just cause of the film take schedule but stiiill) I half feel like bo just does it to feel cool or somethin but doesnt actually like them lmao but i wont die on this hill

-someone left a perfectly good piece of toast in the toaster vinny uses as a mirror and I'll be rewatchin again but surely there are actual mirrors around vinny 🙄 and also yall need to stop wastin food 😤

-they need a chore chart cause yikes that house. the dust on that floor beneath the billiards table. like guess bo would have to kill me cause i wouldnt be rollin around under that thing bleck

-vinny takes jonesy on his campsite murder spree. she was probs a super good pup just waitin patiently in the car

-bo you need to stop working on those cars and animatronics and go practice with that freak shotgun because christ on a cracker how did you consistently miss them you stupid jerkhole 🙄

-there was one thing that i really wanted to put on here like third but i still cant think of what the heck it was before i got sidetracked!

-i cant decide if it's more likely the handles of vinny's daggers are bone or wood. i like bone cause aesthetics tm --and lester providing them to him for carving

-also vinny uses like so many different knives and daggers in this and just leaves them laying around like you boys need to learn to take better care of your things and yourselves!!

-OOOOOOOOH I remember now!! What if Bo's story was a whole heckin lie??? Cause he says Trudy dies when they're younger and they end up in foster homes. specifically homes so obviously separated. BUT if we are to believe the woman in the coffin is Trudy for real, she doesnt look all that young. and i know smoking ages but dang not that much i wouldnt think! and there's no way she'd be in that decent of a condition after 10 or so years it'd take the boys to turn 18 and return to dig up her corpse and encase it. So like what if trudy did die from a tumor but later in life? and the wax museum was her pride and joy but actually the town had been long abandoned before her passing but the boys didn't want to leave?? and so vincent encases her now older body in wax for the setup.

-it could also just not be her but even when carly isnt around i think bo refers to trudy in the church??

-but yeah. anyone wanna reblog or comment with other musings feel free. this is just my current hyperfixation apparently

#house of wax #HoW #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #lester sinclair #sinclair bros #meta thoughts

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actualbird · 3 years

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Opening Line Tag Game :DDD

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

was tagged by @dont-offend-the-bees!! thanks for the tag, newt!!!! ur dghda fics holds a special place in my heart even though ive sailed away to fandoms afar.

well, here’s the first lines of the past 20 fanfics i posted onto my ao3, starting from most recent going back!!

When he gets home, Signora is leaning against the door of his apartment. (something like a death wish, Genshin Impact)

It’s a somber affair, when it’s time for Azhdaha to fade away. (it's a hard rock life for us, Genshin Impact)

Azhdaha is born into a world of darkness. (you give me miles and miles of mountains, Genshin Impact)

It starts with one of Jean’s many romance novels. (what's inside? that's causing this malfunction, Genshin Impact)

Ajax didn’t think about it much, before. (i forget the difference between seduction and arson, ignition and cognition, Genshin Impact)

The ceremony is a small affair. (if it was important, we would have remembered, Genshin Impact)

He wakes up alone, shaking and bathed in darkness. (our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home, Genshin Impact)

Kaeya doesn’t have baby pictures— what with the whole abandoned by his birth father at the ripe age of six at the doorstep of a winery tycoon shebang—but ever since he did get adopted, Crepus Ragnvindr took basically a million pictures of his two boys through every single year of their life. (angry react, Genshin Impact)

How strangely time passes; sometimes it soars like a feathered sliver in the sky, hopeful and free. (it's time to leave and turn to dust, Genshin Impact)

Thankfully, Charles is the one manning the bar when Kaeya gets to the Angel’s Share tavern. (ain't i the best you had?, Genshin Impact)

Life as a Fatui grunt isn’t as fabulous as the Snezhnayan rumor mill makes it out to be. (we don't even have dental..., Genshin Impact)

Here’s the thing: Childe’s career was going fucking great. (put your hands on me, Genshin Impact)

In the beginning, there was a land that was left by the gods to rot. (take this cup away from me, Genshin Impact)

Childe is in a domain hunting down intel when things go a bit fun. (taste of poison paradise, Genshin Impact)

Everybody in Pelican Town knows of the new resident, but knowing anything substantial about him is something else altogether. (a fullered blade and a scalpel, Stardew Valley)

Ronnie’s known for quite a while that Harvey is, well...endowed. (baby, you got lucky cause you're rocking with the best, Stardew Valley)

Ronnie has always been different from other people. (legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees, Stardew Valley)

Spring comes, as it always does. (that's what seasons do, Stardew Valley)

The universe lurches. (just enjoy the show, Polygon Cyberpunk Red)

It comes in stages, not all at once. (not quite 20/20 vision, Hades)

can you believe these past 20 fics were ALL posted this year???? I WROTE 20 FANFICS IN 5 MONTHS....ON GODS THIS PANDEMIC HAS GOTTA END, SKJDFHKJSDF.

anyway //steeples hands. some patterns ive noticed as i put this list together

i almost always use the first sentence to establish either setting or premise. i guess i do this because, personally, when i enter a scene, the first thing i want to know is what im supposed to be physically experiencing or what im supposed to be emotionally focused on, if that makes sense? i need to Know!!!!! which means that my first lines honestly, in my opinion, are a bit boring akjfkbjfkjbfd. i gotta set down the bedrock or else everything else will be wobbly!!! i write my fics like i construct a fuckin jenga tower, i swear akjfbakjsf

something i do keep in mind with all my first lines is the very simple yet integral rule: a sentence’s purpose is to do what it needs to do, but also to make the reader want to read the next sentence. this, i guess, is why nearly all of my first lines feel like a cliffhanger. thats on purpose because what i want to do with my first line is get u to keep reading. in a sense, my first lines are working triple time. they 1) do whatever it is they need to do for the story, 2) establish setting/premise, and 3) push you onwards to the next sentence like a baby sea turtle waddling to the ocean.

related to “triple time” but that was something i learned from a brutal fiction professor who was wonderful and intelligent! but also made me shift out of the fiction track in college HAHA. his basic belief was that sentences cant just be doing One Thing. you’re going waste a lot of time and a lot of words and lose your reader, if you go at things like that. sentences have to multitask. i am very aware of this with opening lines...

and last but not least, all these opening lines undoubtedly suck on their own HAHKJBKDFJDJF

i....dont think i have a favorite opening line of all of the ones i listed tbh. like i said, all my opening lines, on their own, dont exactly Wow, so im lukewarm about all these haha. i think....this is indicative of me having to step up my opening line game......

//jazz hands. anyway theres that! and as for ppl to tag, i am notoriously shy when it comes to writer tag games, but im breaking my shyness to tag @listentotheshityousay and @theinternationalacestation .

no need to do it if u dont wanna, friends!!! jus know i adore yalls’ writing so very very much

#tag game #long post #fic directors cut

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foryouthegays · 3 years

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Forming a secret organization [Dream SMP] liveblog and summary!

Good laugh times: 7:40, 1:18:15, 1:19:25

Protect mr philza minecraft from baby zombies (he really went all out on that bit today): 20:35, 32:40 34:45, 1:16:35

Sellout pog: 30:45, 1:00:50, 1:30:55, 2:01:15

Summary:

Techno started the stream in the Nether. He quickly went back to the overworld and to his house, where he meets up with Phil and Ranboo. He mentions that the house smells like gunpowder, and Phil quickly ushers them outside and they continue their conversation.

Techno nudges Ranboo away from the conversation, and he leaves the call. Phil and Techno watch as Ranboo leaves the house, and then Techno tells Phil his news. He talks about how taking down L’Manburg wasn’t the greatest plan, especially as he’s only one person. He wants to bring other people to their anarchist ways.

Phil agrees to form a secret organization for anarchists, because they can’t fight ten to one.

Techno and Phil go to Ranboos house, asking for a feather, and Ranboo asks if he’s getting kicked out. They say no, and then Ranboo says that he has something that might get him kicked out.

He talks about how he sometimes doesn’t remember what he does, and that he was the person who blew up the community house.

Techno asks why, and Ranboo says he doesn’t know.

Phil and Techno agree that they don’t really care about the community house, and Ranboo continues, saying that he has one of the discs. Phil and Techno agree again that they don’t care about the discs at all.

Techno and Phil leave.

Techno leads Phil to a stronghold, which he calls a ‘structure,’ and they cover it with gravel to hide it. They enter the structure, and they find a library, some useless doors, and keep exploring, finding nothing. Techno is confused, thinking that there had to have been a reason for the stronghold's existence.

While looking at a connected Abandoned Mineshaft, Techno finds an enchanted golden apple.

They go into the lower parts of the stronghold, and they find a prison. Techno mentions that the bread he found earlier tasted around 2,000 years old, which gives us a rough (and joking) estimate of when the stronghold was made.

Phil finds a strange portal, and they talk about how advanced the previous civilization must had been, to be able to make unbreakable blocks. They hear a villager writing, and dig up to a strange room.

It ends up being the igluu where Orphans parents lived, and they start laughing, but then, DreamXD logs in. He breaks the portal, and then leaves. Techno begs dream to put the portal back, because it would’ve added to the lore, and that their characters didn’t know what it was, and were going to use it as a table.

Dream logs in again, and puts one (1) portal frame block down, and then leaves again. Phil tells Dream how to place the blocks incorrectly so they wouldn’t form a portal, and he logs in to place them back.

DreamXD hears Techno joking about going to the end, logs in, and then logs out when Techno says he’s joking. Then, Techno explains the difference between DreamXD and Dream, saying that DreamXD has canonical access to creative mode, and is like God, but Dream is just some homeless teletubby. DreamXD logs in, says ‘they actually are I am the protector,” and logs out.

In chat, Techno asks ‘who was that dram fanboy, how did he get whitelisted,’ and DreamXD logs in again, hits Techno with a sword a few times, and logs out.

Techno and Phil decorate the meeting room a bit, and they start talking about what the association should be called. Techno says that he wants it to be the ‘[blank] Syndicate,’ and before they can agree on anything, Ranboos nametag is spotted, and they agree to kill him if he comes into the meeting room.

Techno puts down a sign with the organization's motto, which is ‘Sic semper tyrannis,’ which means ‘thus always to tyrants.’

He starts writing in the manifesto.

“This syndicate is formed to promote anarchy and fight tyranny in all its forms.

“We shall have no Leader; no member shall be compelled to act if they do not choose to.

“No member shall reveal information about the Syndicate to outsiders.

“Technoblade shall serve as the Recruiter to induce new members into the Syndicate with Approval from a Majority of members.”

Phil and Techno leave the Stronghold, and realize that the Igluu wasn’t actually Orphans parents, but instead a different Igluu that Ranboo had been using for Cartographers. They go back to the house, planning to meet with Ranboo, but on the way, they find a strange tower made of stone. Its hollow, but theres no chests or anything inside. They continue and meet with Ranboo, who has gifts for them. Techno gets a Netherite shovel with Efficiency V, Mending, Silk Touch, and Unbreaking III.

He brings them under his house, and we find he has a ‘comfort room,’ made of netherrack, that has several mob heads on the walls, an extra set of armor, and pets sitting next to the ladder. They talk about the map on the wall, and Techno seems concerned, or a bit scared.

Techno and Phil leave the call, and talk about how extremely strange the room, and Ranboo, was. They recount their adventure, and move the villagers into a more efficient layout. Ranboo joins them after a few minutes, at 1:38:00, and they work on curing the zombie villagers and giving them jobs

Liveblog:

I love when technos computer says he isnt streaming so he just rambles about that before it says he does and then he does the starting the streammm thing. Also if u havent heard the starting the streammmm thing u r missing out it is amazin

Techno pls get a new laptop im gonna cry

HE SAID THREE HE SAID THREE if u dont know, techno says three v nicely

“I havent even shown you the secrets, how would you guys be able to snitch??” SIR????

Oh my god is he using his phone to read chat,,,,,i hate him i hate him so much u haVE 5 MIL SUBS AND CANT EVEN GET A SECOND MONITOR WHYY

Ranboo!!! Philza minecraft!!!!! Hi!!!

5:40 ‘why does it smell like gunpowder?’ Techno there is no smell in minecraft. Lore pog?

6:45 AKDFJGLSA RANBOOS FUNDY IMPRESSION IM

8:45 ‘any second now its gonna be 11 percent updated, and thats like halfway done, if you think about it’ adhd autism solidarity right there lmao

I dont think techno can physically pay attention to lore for more than a minute at a time. He just like, sees a dog and zooms in on it while someones talking and its such a mood. All techno know is get distracted, kill orphans, protect philza minecraft, and anarchy. Love him

10:45 he just got COMPLETELY distracted w his laptop im actually crying form laughter

So uh. 17 mins in. Techno (without saying anything). Kills a zombie that was trying to kill ranboo. Thats. Thats a thing he only does for people he trusts. Uhhh

Technos voice at 21:30,,,,,,hhghn why is he like this why is he randomally doing weird voices

26:35 ‘hacker voice: were in’ HGKDFJSL

Ok but techno making fun of doors is so funny tho. Also he rlly did go all out on the baby zombie bit tdoay im actually crying

Techno when phils being chased by two creepers, a few zombies, and skeletons: i do not see it

Techno when phils being chased by one (1) baby zombie: loOK OUT PHILZA MINECRAFT

42:00 god apple poggggg

45:50 techno sir why do u know what 2,000 year old bread tastes like

Dsmp techno :handshake: minecraft story mode techno

Hating doors

Dsmp techno :handshake: smp earth techno

Living right above a stronghold

48:35 ‘dude, they had all this super advanced technology because they didnt waste time trying to figure out how to make doors’ FSKHGJDAL

50:25 UH?? WHAT IS THAT LMAO

OH ITS ORPHANS PARENTS LMAOOOO

GDFJKHSL DREAM HI

51 MINS IN HGJSKDFJASL DREAM PUT IT BACK IT WAS A GOOD TABLE DREAM

56:25 ‘listen, I’ve read a lot of mythology Phil, and nothing bad has ever happened from angering the gods.’ You SURE about that?

I will actually never get over techno making fun of dream its so funny to me 1:01:10

I am so, so extremely queer for technos planning/schemeing voice like when its kinda quieter and deeper n slower? Hhgnn

Also is latin canon in this universe? Pog

Asmr Technoblade makes a cult :)

Ok ok ok ok SO i know that techno wants to make all the members equal (and i do think that hell try his best to make that possible) but bc hes just,,,so FREAKING powerful both in terms of pvp and resources, i feel like his opinion IS gonna matter more, but also im p sure hes the writer of the arc so like. He has more important opinions anyway so unless he is v obviously controlling the other members of the group, i think this could be a fun collab thing. And i am SO excited to see all yalls analysis for what other people think of him ahhHHH i love analysis.

1:17:10 “whose idea was it to make baby zombies stronger? Why are the babies stronger?? Have you ever fought a baby in real life? I have, and it was trivially easy to defeat, Phil.” TECHNO????

Also i can NOT believe that someone thinks techno doesnt use dark humor,,,,have u WATCHED his videos?????

1:25:05 Like literally RIGHT after he makes a joke abt how ranboos shovel’ll be good for digging graves for his enemies, which was taking soooo long before

Ah yes, technoblade, the 21 yr old child 1:28:40

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thoschei-rights · 4 years

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Season 12 but The Master kept pretending to be O??

Basically self-indulgent Thoschei with a twist.

lots of typos bc?? i aint got time to go correct stuff yet? I will later??

So Spyfall is resolved, The Kasaavin are banished back to their realm and the Fam and Doctor are clueless as to the true mastermind, Barton taking the fall while the Master continues to pose ad O, having decided he’s enjoying the game of tricking her too much.

Perhaps among their texts they’ve grown close, or perhaps the brief time together in the outback led to events?? ;) But either way, he changes his mind mid plan and continues to act human.

Since he never leaves the message or has the confrontation in Paris, the doctor remains unaware of Gallifrey’s destruction. The fam wait off on asking their questions since she isn’t off with them.

Orphan 55 happens, and while the fam go do their shit, O stays with the Doctor bc admit it, she was like oh ;-; when everyone went to explore. My poor baby. So they hang out together before everything goes to shit, how cute?? Things get resolved, but with the revelation of one of earth’s potential fates, and the potential that the doctor lied about knowing, the fam decide to ask to know more about her. She shares what she believes its true at the time, being born on gallifrey and being a timelord, O looms in the background looking awkward bc he knows none of that is true and he feels horrible keeping the truth from her, it makes him as bad as the rest of the time lords- but he is selfish and he doesn’t want to stop what he’s doing, he’s started to really enjoy her company, its everything he’s ever wanted, every star.

And then it’s ruined when Yaz asks to see her own planet. Blissfully unaware of its destruction, she takes them, and so they’re right there with her when she sees, opens the doors to the rubble, the dying flames- and oh god. The fam are horrified, she’s horrified, O has to fake it, while being utterly glad those nasties are dead- maybe he gets to sneakily comfort hug her??? like she’s trying not to tear up even after that whole shit show of the confession dial, it was her home??so yeah he’s like hugging her but he’s so angry bc they dont deserve her tears??

The doctor is off after that, and the fam know why, and none of their words of comfort do much, because sure they’ve just witnessed the death of earth too but that is just one timeline, can be completely avoided, while gallifrey is gone forever, and she believes she’s once more the last of her kind. it hurts.

they visit tesla all the same, and when that big ass scorpion looking alien (bc im sorry i didnt like the episode and i’ve forgotten her name so....) mentions dead planets, she can feel the fam stiffen, as though the doctor is gonna blow at any minute, but she keeps calm, tries to bury the rage, but O can tell, can tell by the way her arms shake, hands clenched into fists in her pockets- and it hurts him to see her like this- the longer he spends around her, pretending to be someone he’s not, he’s just realizing more and more what a dumbass he is and that he’s still as in love with her now than he was all those years ago in the academy- none of the truth will change that-

and then boom the shit show with the judoon occurs and suddenly O is confused af because that Lee guy could ONLY have been him. Who else on gallifrey was stupid enough to hide out with the doctor, marry them and die for them?? him because he’s a dumbass? but he’s a dumbass who definitely doesnt remember this memories?? which theoretically in the doctors timeline should have been sometime after the division? or during? he’s not sure? but to his knowledge he shouldn’t have been alive at this stage? and now he’s not sure what the fuck HIS own life is too? did they take his memories from him too? has he lost part of his life? suddenly the truth doesnt seem as known as he thought- so while the doctor is reeling from the information of Ruth being her somehow? O is having his own mental crisis because what the fuck did they do to him too? what is he missing??

praxeus continues as similar as it did originally, O is only the tiniest impressed at Yaz, ever since Spyfall he’d sensed she was the human with the most potential to not be utterly worthless so he’s glad at least one of the doctors latest pets seems to have some initiative?? but yeah i dont wanna change much about praxeus? its not important- except the doctor saying she’s a romantic and the master wants that? wait what- he’s conflicted about his own thoughts? he wanted to break her, destroy her with the truth? but he also just wants to wrap her in his arms? make everything as okay as he can? what the fuck is even happening with him? jsut your usual ‘im a mess’ vibes lmao

when can you hear me? rolls around, it happens in a similar way, i dont wanna get to into it because i dont wanna think too much...the episode was weird, it was just weird-- i cant?? although maybe bc that zellin and the lady whose name i forgot...but they were immortal right?? maybe their species is the doctors species?? huh? huh? think about that- but don’t think too hard bc i hate that theory and i’m gonna pretend i never had that thought- lets just ignore can you hear me even though the end made me cry for yaz bc lol relatable sis, relatable. do whatever you want for this bit fam, idc.

Anyyyyyway. the bit I’m waiting for... Villa Diodati ;) O is ready to smack Byron round the face, fingers itching towards the tce everytime he tries to flirt with the doctor. the lone cyberman appears and wopdie doo earth is going to be destroyed and the doctor is about to do something stupid, thinking there is no other way? the master is like um lol change of plans i dont want the cybermen to win, look how in pain my baby theta is?? i gotta help?? oof? and idk, his patience is like nope all gone? and he whips out his TCE on the lone cyberman and boom. crisis averted? except now the doctor is looking at him in horror and shock and- she realizes who he is then and there, and normally he’d made a big drama out of his, throw in some words, a speech about how easy it was to deceive her, how he destroyed gallifrey- about how he was under her nose this whole time- but he doesn’t, instead he meets her gaze and can barely manage to whisper an “im sorry” and wow shit i wasn’t gonna write that version, i was gonna have feral confrontation but now im stanning a sad master who just needs a hug and some therapy because nothing makes sense, he thought he had everything figured out but he doesnt and he just wANTS HIS FRIEND BACK uiferkghlujkfaghjfkgladhfajkg; i m fine

i dont know what i wanna do after this point? it could go a lot of different ways?? but thoschei rights bitches. could go angst confrontation and then she abandons him in whatever century that was set bc wow i studied frankenstein in school but i couldnt tell you what century the author is from bc im dumb? 18th? maybe idk that seems likely? or 19th? but anyway yeah or maybe she’s just relieved someone else is alive? or is she shouting for answers or?? i dunno.... but woop ???

wow this turned into a big mess but hopefully you can kinda see where i wanna head with things? after this he’d probably show her the truth? i dunno how that’d go down, but he’d be there with her?? But anyway, this idea is free for anyone to write, but holla us a link and I'll give yall a free promo at the end of this post!!

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