#i died instantly

[hanemiso]

nah cause how tf am i supposed to fight the raiden shogun right here right now 😟

#[🕹] miso plays #game: genshin impact #i died instantly #like i did no damage #this is BULLSHIT

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[gunpowdercarousel]

OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST NOTICED THIS

You mind link

with every origin character

when you meet them

except

for

fucking

GALE

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #this probably means nothing #but i'd like to think it means something #i would like to propose the crackpot idea that gale never actually got a tadpole #and he was just fucking around this entire time #he was just pretending #or he even thought he got one or ACTUALLY got one #but like it couldn't handle his big wizard brain and just died instantly #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #wyll

[timetodiverge]

You kids BETTER BEHAVE or Ma will wave The Screwdriver at you again!!

#MUM IS BACK YAYYYYYY #crosshair taunting hunter ahhhhh I DIED #words cannot describe how happy I am to have Echo back #he instantly has to step in and start breaking up fights again ahahahaha #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb echo #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair

[robboyblunder]

We watched the Barbie Nutcracker movie in our discord server and I got inspired to draw this after hilarious in game encounters with the nutcracker. Monster fucker rights ✅! (the nutcracker is basically a mech right? piloted by. flesh inside)

ID in ALT text!

#lethal company #lethal company employee #nutcracker #nut cracker #bracken #jester #lethal company nutcracker #yeah i'd date a nutcracker what about it #eye strain #shoutout to the one i hit with a shovel who kicked me in the nuts so hard i died instantly

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

apparently taking psychic damage can be fun sometimes

#me: Lets see what happened in the pas two hours :) #me: *dies instantly* #HELP #judith watches fhjy #cant believe I can use that tag now #originals #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #d20

[astronomodome]

sorry for putting that old man in the pantry with the strawberry jam that looks smells tastes and feels like human blood i swear it was an accident just like the 999 other times

#idk about that caption i just be vibin like that #hermitcraft #though tbh this is more of a #life series #tangotek #my art #tw blood #just a lil bit. its not his if that helps #<-not canon compliant if this were canon he wouldve twisted his ankle and died instantly 5 hours ago

[ghostscrown]

I can't get over the fact Arin canonically called both Nya and Lloyd "mom and dad" by accident lmao-

#imagine calling the great green ninja who's also your teacher “dad” by accident #AND calling one of the heros ninjas “mom” in the same sentence also by accident #I would've died instantly #ninjago #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising 2 #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #arin ninjago #lloyd garmadon #nya smith

[nsewell]

on the annihilation women in stem team being referred to as "the blogger"

#i was there i just died instantly and didn't warrant a mention

[ohmaerieme]

instant bffs

#tjis is the first time they interacted by themselves i just know it #instantly bonded for life #(ignores the fact mr l dies later) #/// #spm #super paper mario #spm fanart #super paper mario fanart #mimi spm #spm mimi #spm mr l #mr l #mr l spm #mr l fanart #my art #ohmaerieme

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

head cannon that karl is part lycan so he likes eating raw meat and also another head cannon that ethan stopped eating meat after the events of re7 so ethan is living with some feral man who brings dead animals to his doorstep to try and woo him

(it does not work)

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #ethan is like 'wow i just made a lovely vegetarian soup i cant wait for karl to try it' #and karl just slaps a bleeding chunk of deer onto the table and starts going to town #imagine if he ate like wolves #'daddy where mr heisenberg' #'every friday he goes into the woods to eat a deer remember rosie' #just eats 20 pounds of meat in one day and then doesnt have to eat for a week #ethan will still make meat dishes for rose #he will just make karl handle it until its on the pan and half way cooked #ethan sees raw meat and instantly dies

[tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land]

Reach

#the vampire dies in no time #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #tvdint #vampdies #ronadora #draluc #ronaldo tvdint #ronaldo kyuushi #tinydraws #ignore the hat physics plz #i'm just trying to finish up my backlog of art ideas and i've been meaning to get to this one for a hot minute #wow i really do portray ronadora in such a dorarona way #i can't help it!! i like making bad things happen to my favorite characters!!! #Rona's got the unfortunate luck of being my fave #that and Dora's surprisingly stupidly hard to put into a perilous situation that actually matters and also doesnt permakill him instantly

[hyacjnthus]

Nico, discovering this piece of footwear in Will’s closet: The fuck are these?

Will: Oh. Those are my croots

Nico: Again.

Will: Croots.

Nico: One more time.

Will: Croc boots. Croots.

Nico, closing the closet door: Excuse me I need to wash out my eyes.

Will: CROOTS, NICO! I LOVE MY CROOTS!

#i saw a reposted tweet about these #and instantly thought of will #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

[aithusarosekiller]

Reg's nickname for Sirius is 'Ris' pass it on

He's been using it since they were like 5

But normally doesn't use it around other people bc he's an angry little shit and doesn't want anyone else to start using it too (anyone meaning James ofc)

He also uses it when he wants to guilt trip him into doing something or to get his attention when he isn't listening

#source: me calling my sister Tills when I want her to do smth bc I'm too lazy #sirius black #regulus black #they're arguing and he just goes 'ris stop' and he instantly goes quiet #it's such a cute nickname tho icl #I call him that too #bc I can and you can't stop me #the black brothers #black brothers #marauders era #mwpp #marauders headcanon #someone calls him that after Reg dies and he loses his shit

[weebatron9000]

So, Totk Spoilers and also an FYI that I haven’t finished the game because side quests own my life…

Anyway, I like to imagine that all those sighting of Zelda in the main quests, well, fake Zelda.

Anyway

I like to think that Link knows the entire time that she’s fake and it’s solely because they keep unearthing all these old temples and shit and when Link and Whoever else see her, she’s being too chill about it.

Like This is the princess that Info dumps about flowers and frogs and anything carved into a rock that they can find. Ain’t know way she’s finding lost cities and temples and not flipping her shit, no matter how intense the situation is.

The mere fact that this “Zelda” isn’t demanding he take photographic documentation of everything they see, just proves his point but if he tries to point it out, nobody gets it because they haven’t spent months on horseback with this Girl who once spent 3 hours talking about the correct use of the word “Goro”

#Zelda #tears of the kingdom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #this has been in my drafts for MONTHS I THOUGHT I POSTED IT #Anyway I started playing it again last night and my horse instantly died

[emilnikos]

Evil grew, it's part of you! And now it seems to be that every time I look at you, evil grows in me.

#i kind ofg hated how this came ourt but OH WELL!!!! dies instantly #gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #scopophobia/ #scopophobia cw #scopophobia tw #trypophobia/ #trypophobia cw #trypophobia tw #just to be safe. x #ask to tag #🧪evil art