#i don’t know how to tag this

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

#unreality #i don’t know how to tag this #blasphemy tw? #blasphemy tw #10k #20k #30k

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Neil Gaiman: They aren’t talking

The fandom: *smashing their faces together like Barbies*

#good omens fandom #good omens #go3 #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #i don’t know how to tag this #fruit rambles

[bucklavaa]

Fine Line, Harry Styles

#911 abc #I got the idea in my head while listening to fine line last night #I just had to do it before it consumed every waking thought I’ve had #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #i don’t know how to tag this

[wild-whims-with-abandon]

Hi they live in my brain

#Victorian clothing when I get you #Sherlock Holmes #granada holmes #i don’t know how to tag this #I be scribbling #my art #acd holmes

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I hate that Merlin got no good mentor figure in the show.

Like Gaius was fine, ish, because Merlin liked him and he did very genuinely try to keep Merlin safe. But he was also traumatised as fuck and literally agreed with a genocidal maniac who decided killing everyone was better than actually grieving his dead wife.

And Kilgharrah was a spiteful basement lizard and an absolute bastard. He did nothing other than be a convenient plot device who gave Merlin more trauma than he knew what to do with.

And it wasn’t like he had many other options either, like

Alator of the Catha, dead.

Balinor, dead

Hunnith, amazing but no idea about magic.

Uther, read it in a fic one time. I’ve had trips that were less trippy.

Gaius, traumatised to the pyre and back. A few times.

So I can’t really blame him, same as Morgana he just latched onto the first person (or nightmare cave beast basement lizard in his case) who told him he wasn’t cursed or a monster.

But the show would’ve been better if he actually had someone to turn to consistently instead of an immortal who wants to die, a cryptic shut in, a druid he sees twice a year or whoever else showed up for less than 15 minutes of screen time.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #ramblings #i don’t know how to tag this #i’m too tired for this #there’s a merlin apologist point to this somewhere #uther pendragon #fuck uther #gaius merlin #hunith #does her name not have two n’s? I could’ve sworn it was Hunnith #balinor #Alator of the catha #druids #kilgharrah hate club #kilgharrah

[thecowthrower]

Pretty old, but here’s this.

#spider man #spiderman #marvel #digital arwork #digital art #my art #my artwrok #i don’t know how to tag this

[minus19]

Lemonade wizard inspired by @jelloapocalypse ‘s new lemonade video in which he described a wizard with a juicer as a hat and I thought that was very clever. His wand is just another juicer but it glows. He wears rain boots cuz the ground is always covered in sticky lemonade wherever he goes

#I don’t know how to tag this #lemonade #wizard #character design #character idea #artists on tumblr #my art

[nutellie-lol]

I saw that they like to see people drawing in the style, so I decided to try and draw my sona in @akanemnon’s TWINRUNE style!! It was really fun tbh and I think I did a good job :)

#twin runes #utdr #style swap #i don’t know how to tag this

[pebblewobs]

Attention robot enjoyers here’s a reminder that hydraulic fluid is very often red in color. I need everyone to know this. There is so much potential.

#there are so many things you can do with this. just imagine. #I don’t know how to tag this #spg #steam powered giraffe #robots

[otiksimr]

Secretkeeper Drabble

Word count: 881

There’s probably a lot of mistakes in this wa…

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Secretkeeper had her doubts when she saw the egg, silver and glittery under the moonlight.

Maybe it was just an odd large stone, or maybe it was a rainwing egg that had rolled its way out of its nest. By all accounts she's never actually seen a rainwing egg before, but they had to be bright, right? She had scrounged around the area where she remembered leaving her egg in, no dark, sad gray egg to be found. All paths lead to this shiny silver thing being hers unless a predator snatched the real egg up or some dumb rainwing mistook hers for its own.

And her own instincts have been rather sure that it was hers, or it had just decided that any remotely egg shaped thing was something worth looking after. She had thoughts of this being a mistake, sure she wanted her child to stay away from all the brainwashing back at the island and stay even farther away from the constant looming threat of the volcano. But even so at least Secretkeeper would have the insurance of other nightwings, how at the very least the hatchling in some way would be safe from the outside world. There were at least no predators, or any tribes lingering around at the island.

And the child would have other nightwings there to look after them, they could have friends there. They wouldn’t be lonely.

Secretkeeper pondered and pondered as she held the ‘egg’ in her talons, staring down at it as she was weighing her options. Whether or not she should just keep it here or fly back to the volcano with it, tell everyone the truth and admit to all the lies she had told them. Admit that all the times she went to scavenge around the rainforest she’s actually been checking up on her egg.

But today was the day it would hatch. It wouldn’t be safe to fly around with an egg about to burst open at any second. But it also wouldn’t be safe to leave a little hatchling to be out on their own in a dangerous forest with beasts and other tribe dragons. Especially those little scavengers wrangling about. But they also would be fed all the time with all the little animals and fruit just lying around. They wouldn’t have to constantly worry about a volcano exploding at any second, they wouldn’t have to breathe in smoke for their entire lives. And if they hid well enough they wouldn’t have to worry about any animals snatching them.

The rainforest was far colder and likely more dangerous than the volcano but at least there were ways to work around the danger, there was lava everywhere at the island, and the threat of eruption was constant.

Secretkeeper’s thoughts had been interrupted as she felt the egg move in her talons, cracks forming as slowly but surely the shell split apart. She stared at it, wide eyed and filled with wonder. She’s been to hatchings before, but this one. This was hers.

As it continued to shake and break apart, chirps came out from it. Quiet, small little noises. As the shell continued to crack all around, the little hatchling inside fighting their way out. Secretkeeper continued to stare as the egg hatched in her talons, the cracks continuing to form around the side of the egg.

Until eventually, a little hatchling made its- her way out.

Secretkeeper has seen hatchlings before. They were always the color of rock or smoke, sometimes even lava. Various shades of gray with some red here and there. But out of all those hatchlings, out of all the dragonets of the tribe. She can't think of one that’s had even a single star on them.

Her little hatchling, dark scaled and round, tiny little wings that would flap in earnest as she squeaked up at Secretkeeper. Even with how dark her scales were they had swirls of color in them, most noticeably hues of greens and blues, not unlike a galaxy. Actually, as Secretkeeper glances up at the sky and back down at her hatchling, they looked quite alike. It was as if a piece of the night sky had fallen down.

And the stars, she harbored so many of them. Little specks of silver all across her body. With as much as she’s seen and known, stars were only present on nightwings who’ve ventured outside of the volcano frequently like the ones tasked with surveying the rainforest. But even then, none of them ever had this many. The stars they had were always sparse, few to the point where they would be easy to count in quick succession.

But her little one had so many, a freshly hatched dragonet with so many stars, it was almost mesmerizing to look at. A little galaxy in her talons.

Her little Moon.

#I’m not very good at writing in character #my… art?? #My writing #writing #wings of fire #wof #wof secretkeeper #secretkeeper #wof moonwatcher #moonwatcher #I don’t know how to tag this #drabble #Kos writes #that tag shall never be used again :)

[bugsprayyy]

Hey could someone give me images of those pathetic looking MS paint doodles I want to draw my sopping wet and pathetic guys over them please and thank you

#I don’t know how to tag this

[yandere-writer-momo]

“Why do you write yandere?” “Why do you make such dark content?”

Literally me:

#i don’t know how to tag this #I’m a little messed up #yandere #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere writer #yandere meme

[shockwoof]

Aye here’s the drawing

#falsesymmetry #hermitcraft #i don’t know how to tag this #uhhhh

[me-elo1111]

Unfortunate Circumstances (Keith x GN reader)

A/N: judging by how well this post does I’ll try and write more, if you have requests send them in I’ll write for all characters 🤍 and ships (klance nation I see you dw please give me something to write with those two) my friend asked for an x reader so this is what we’re doing first. reader is gender neutral in this one because everyone should feel included ofc!

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Needless to say… you were stuck. Not even just stuck you were trapped with someone you could never in a million years be compatible with.

Keith Kogane, paladin of the red lion.

And a deranged smartass who ALWAYS had to be right about something… no matter what situation, if you were with Keith, it was his word against yours. And being the leader of Voltron it was almost always his word. Funny thing about it though he’d never act so rude and stand off ish to anybody else in the group… it was just you…

On a normal day you could definitely conquer this man’s attitude but this was in fact not a normal day. You were supposed to be relaxing after weeks of fighting and working against the galra but the universe had different plans. Very different plans..

“It’s just a small mission, just gather some samples for Coran and then you’ll be out in a few moments.” You remember Allura reassured you, patting your shoulder.

You gave a very hesitant smile, and continued to stride forward to the red lions hanger. Better to get this done and over with.

How silly you were to have hope for once…

“It was one simple task! How did you mess up THAT bad!?” You yelled into Keith’s ear.

You were both sitting in the red lions cockpit, Keith in the main seat and you leaning against the inner console next to him.

“In my defense I didn’t SEE that ship there!” He groaned, head in his hands.

He felt embarrassed. Not about the fact that he messed up on a mission, but about the fact that he messed up on a mission in front of you. And looking at your tense figure with your arms crossed and a sour look on your face just made it so much worse.

You wouldn’t ever know in advance, but he held you in way high regards. So much so that he found himself not being able to even have a normal conversation with you. Not like communication was his strong suit anyways. But it was a lot more worse with someone like yourself. He never could key in on the moment he started having romantic feelings for you. Sure the thought would creep up into his brain but he would just shove it away to be unheard of again. Because why would someone like you like someone like him? It never made sense in his brain. So he made it his mission to drive you away so you wouldn’t notice how much of a mess he is… But in doing so it wounded you guys here. Red was down trying to charge itself, and here you were yelling at him while he wallowed in his own pity.

“Well Keith where do we go from here?” You asked the pilot, who looked at you with something similar to… shame? Embarrassment? Yeah, something like that…

“the team knows where we are, it’s only a matter of time before they come for us. But until then, I guess we just sit tight and wait..” he trailed off, trying his best to avoid unnecessary eye contact with you.

“Whatever. At least it was you messing up this time instead of me.” You shrugged.

“Now I won’t have to get yelled at more than I have to.”

He straightened in his seat. And looked over.

“Excuse me?”

“You’re excused.” You muttered.

“No what did you mean by that? Who yells at you?” You sat in disbelief before giving him a slight look.

He seemed to get the message pretty fast and quickly looked away from you.

“Look- I’m sorry.”

You looked at him… “go on.”

“I don’t mean to take it out on you I just uh.. I just worry about you… is all.” You could see his face turn slightly red as he shielded it from your vision while you stared at him.

KEITH worries about YOU.

Well this surely was not on your bingo card this year. In a way it makes you feel sort of light inside, since now you can push all those intrusive thoughts about him hating you away… but also- KEITH WORRIES ABOUT YOU- and you’re being a dick by yelling at him for getting you two into this mess. You sighed as you started to walk out of the cockpit to exit the lion. Seeing this Keith scrambled out of his chair, running after you with a slight bit of worry.

“Wait where are you going?” He asked as he caught up to you.

The hanger door opened and you both exited the lion, you paused for a moment as your nose inhaled a new scent. One that you were definitely not used to.

You looked at him as you both stepped out, the coolness in the wind hitting you like ice as it blows through your hair.

“We need to talk Keith…”

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A/N: I got mixed feelings about this. But I just wanted to Drabble before I got serious about writing this into a whole parted story💀 anyways let me know babes JEN JEN OUT 🫡

#voltron legendary defender #voltron #keith kogane #keith x reader #voltron fandom #i don’t know how to tag this #I don’t know how to write sappy shit #silly little guy #he may be a bit out of character sorry #can’t write emos who are half alien #can’t write emos in general #can’t write period #voltron x reader #somebody request something for Matt I beg

[winterpinetrees]

I think magical girl transformation characters should be able to use that ability like a flashbang grenade. Stun everyone with sparkle effects and then walk across the room and punch someone in the face.

#by me #tropes #magical girl #I don’t know how to tag this

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I need to rewatch Merlin again while making notes on the characters.

Just for the sole purpose of reminding myself what’s canon, what’s from fics, and what I tell myself to avoid dealing with the show killing everyone I like.

I went back to rewatch a scene and genuinely forgot Elyan died.

Also I got reminded that immortal Leon isn’t officially in the show, it’s just a fan theory. And it makes sense why that wouldn’t/shouldn’t work but I’ve read too many fanfics to unsee it at this point.

#bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #merthur #i’m bad at tagging #ao3 fanfic #headcanon #merlin bbc #knights of the dumbass table #the knights of the round table #mergwenthur #I forgot that wasn’t canon #mordred #gaius merlin #leon the long suffering #canon #i don’t know how to tag this