#i have so many ideas i just dont put them down anywhere

[ex-vespidae]

hey did i ever say how much i love sectonia well now you know

#sage speaks #blorbo posting #i have so many ideas i just dont put them down anywhere #ill also be busy for agea #like the whole of july-october ill probably be so busy #i'll probably still be busy after that since im starting university... #hrmmmm #i think ill have 2-3 free weeks in august tho.... #but i do need to plan a trip to like. ikea #when? idk.

[rockstvrdotcom]

❁ // YANDERE! EYELESS JACK SFW + NSFW HCS

synopsis: ej is sosososoosoososooo inlove with you— literally fell for u the second he saw u and he knew he couldn't let anyone else have you

that jtk yandere hcs request sparked smth in me..

tw/cw: noncon, stalking, kidnapping, ej has multiple tongues lol, begging, overstimulation, rough sex, ej gives u brain 😛, dumbification.. (i think), marking, being tied up, breeding kink

SFW

- you had caught ej on his mission, you were a heavily trained cia member and were often assigned to serial killers; he was much more stronger than you. he easily overpowered you and knew he couldn't let you go.

- but he didn't want to kill you, he was taken aback by your beauty. he brought you back to the mansion and held you captive, caring for you no matter what profanities you spat at him, or how many times you uselessly throwed punches and scratched his face.

- called you stupid but cute lil pet names— sometimes just straight up called you pet. calls you sweetheart, darling, my love, angel, princess; all of that cute corny stuff.

- loves to see you in his shirts, forces you to wear them even if its just a simple plain black shirt.

- gets furious whenever you mention leaving him or the mansion, or when you mention that you have a life and a boyfriend to go back to. he doesn't tell you he's already killed your boyfriend— and everybody else close to you, he's afraid you'll hate him forever. he screams at you, telling you that all you need is him and nothing else.

- if you ever mention leaving him or ever mention your family, job, or boyfriend; he'll sometimes leave you isolated for days (or something else..) no food nor water, chained up to your shared bed. he shows you how life would really be like if you didn't have in.

- totally accidentally killed your boyfriend, cooked him and fed him to you.. to this day you still have no idea.

- very attentive

NSFW

- whenever you mention leaving him or mention anything outside of your life with him, he'd typically leave you in a dark room for days with nothing. but on special occasions.. he'll bend you over the bed and fuck you senseless, making you chant his name. he pounds into you until the only thing on your mind is him; and how much you love him.

- loves to make you beg for him during sex. or just anywhere- it makes him so hard when you beg in a whiny voice and look up to him, pleading. (he towers over you).

"fuck... jack, please slow down. it's too much—" he cuts you off by putting his hand around your throat. you can't remember how many times you've orgasmed already. you sobbed; in both pleasure and overstimulation. you feel him throbbing inside of you, and it feels like heaven.

"i won't stop until you admit that you are mine, my love."

- eats you out.. alot. literally almost every day. hes obsessed with the taste of you. your legs are almost always hoisted up onto his shoulders while he uses his tongues to pleasure you in a way you've never felt before.

- his dick is 7 inches dont play w me.

- obsessed with tying you up, also likes to carve, draw or tattoo his name/initials on you; especially on your thighs, ass and sometimes right above or next your pussy. it's his way of showing you that you belong to him— and so does your cunt.

- has a very prominent breeding kink. constantly talks about putting his babies in you so you can't ever leave him.

your hands were tied to the headboard of your guys' bed, the bed creaking; it sounded as if it was about to crack. ej was deep inside of you, grunting and growling like a feral animal. his teeth were sunken into your neck as he endlessly talked about cumming inside of you and you won't ever be able to leave him if you have his kids.

"you'll be the perfect mother, sweetheart." 💗

- loves to fondle with your tits and grip at your thighs. it's his favorite part of your body; he often leaves marks all over them or writes/carves his name onto them.

- during sex, he's either making love to you or fucking you so hard you're unable to walk for days. when you've made him happy or anything else he would typically praise you for, it's as sweet and romantic as it could possibly get. when you've made him upset or angry? your left on the bed with his cum leaking out of your pussy, your legs so unbelievably sore.

- makes you cockwarm him while he's doing 'work'. he loves the feeling of your warm walls around his cock.

i hope u guys enjoyed this one! tips/writing advice is very appreciated!

#eyeless jack x reader #eyeless jack #ej creepypasta #smut #eyeless jack smut #creepypasta smut #yandere #yandere hcs

[sopuu]

I was wondering if you have any tips for your perspectives? i dont really know how to do them that well but it seems you have a great handle on them! Btw I love your art! its soft and happy, I really love your stuff :D

thank you sm!! i love hearing that my art looks happy it's such a nice description 🥺

and for the tips! you've probably heard of vanishing points and horizon lines a bunch of times so i'll try to just give a quick run down of how i understand them + their uses

[2024 edit: just wanted to clarify that this third pic isn’t like a definite rule (none of these are tbf)- the horizon line can be placed at the top and still be close to the ground if you draw the grid right, same goes vice versa!]

tbh once you get the idea of how they work it gets easier to figure out where the points should be. it might help to think that the subject is what determines where the points are instead of the other way round if that makes sense? i learned a lot just by looking at storyboards for fun bc they're everywhere in them jhfkdg

also these grids aren't restricted to being only for the walls or the floor of a room- you can rotate it, put them anywhere you think you might need clarification on where the space around them is etc. just use as many as you need for whatever you need

having multiple grids (like ^ where its above and below the character) especially close together narrows the focus to what's in the middle of them as well!

another way to do this is to think of the subjects being in a box and looking at them from an angle-

and if you want you can break them down to simpler 3D or 2D shapes to see which parts have to get smaller

if you were looking for more perspectives on poses i talk about it a little at the end here

i hope this was clear enough! it's a bit hard to explain but once i learned not to be too hung up on accuracy (ofc to an appropriate degree) and freehanded the grids it makes it a lot more fun to play around with :)

also take everything i say with a grain of salt bc i too am still learning 👍

#ill be real with you i still don't fully understand vanishing pts sometimes and most of the time i just. dont think of them LOL #just as long as i have an idea of approximately where it is then ill freehand it until i get it looking right #asks #my doodles #obligatory sorry for the long wait i’m still absolutely swamped with work 😔 #good news tho my summer course is on its last week! i’ll have free time again soon wooo!!! (losing my mind) #sopuutorials #sopuuart

[i-simp-for-fictional-people]

Putting flowers in their hair

Lucifer

"Not a chance, MC"

No, absolutely not

...is what everyone else hears him say

Would resent but agree sooner or later

Expect a baffeled Mammon running after you, unsure how you didnt get hung upside down

He would let you style his hair with the flowers and make flower crowns in private

So much as think of sharing photos or stories, and punishment awaits you

Mammon

"D'ya really think the GREAT Mammon would let a lowly human like you do that?! "

He says while very obviously trying to hide his exitement and love for the idea

Maybe he could sell a photo on akuzan?? Ooh that would make him a lot!

But, alas, he wont

Hes too much of a simp to get rid of it

If you put flowers in your own hair, expect a photoshoot

If you take a picture with him, all cute and flowery with him, he'll CHERISH IT

automaticaly his lock screen

Leviathan

"Wh-whaa??? I- mc- uhhh... "

Hes dragged away before finishing the answer

The flowers dont stay at first so you have to tie his hair

*insert lack of expected five-head*

Surprisingly loves it

So kawaii!!!

Satan

"my, my... Well, you can try, but dont blame me if it doesnt work out"

It does work out

He has a love hate relationship with them

But, for the sake of being annoying to Lucifer and obviously superior to everyone else in terms of your affection, they're staying in

If you get him matching cat ears, belive me, they're not going anywhere

Asmodeus

"aaaaaah, of course MC!!!!! Just promise you'll let me do the same to you *wink wink*

Yesyesyesyesyes

Its so pretty!!!!

Matching makeup for aesthetic

Pictures. So. Many. Pictures.

Would braid your hair and squeal when you match

Beelzebub

" *munch munch* uh- okay, if it makes you happy *insert precious beel puppy smile*

Would try to eat the flowers

Wouldn't mind them but if they got in his way while eating, straight off

He would feel bad after tho (he so sweet)

Apologizes with food

Belphegor

"uhh.. i guess? I honestly dont care"

Sleeps with them in

If you're lucky, he might let you do it while hes sleeping

Really doesnt care

If it gets uncomfortable for whatever reason, expect to never have this privilege again

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me fluff #shitpost #obey me asmodeus #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me beel #obey me leviathan #mammon fluff #obey me satan

[mediumgayitalian]

how do you have so many ideas constantly? i want to write more but i jus t dont really have a lot of ideas on what to write about and it stumps me a lot D:

well, partially because it consumes my life, but my real thing is dialogue and free writing tbh. i almost never have an actual plan when i start writing, i just pick a line to start with and go from there. i can do a little tutorial if that helps??

usually, i start with dialogue. my goal is to start with something interesting or dynamic enough to be read in a certain character’s voice, because that keeps people reading once it catches their eye. that’s why i don’t post titles or anything on my fics. dialogue is the easiest thing to start with, because it guarantees a second line — someone has to respond to that line. i might choose a first line that’s something like this:

“Woah, hey, I wanna try.”

now this can go ANYWHERE. very very open, but it does have restrictions: this dialogue tells us 1) the speaker is observing something, 2) they are observing someone else do it, 3) they are intrigued by the action, so 4) it must be kind of cool, and 5) they cannot yet do it, so 6) whoever they are observing might try and help them. i didn’t have to explain any of that, it’s inherent in the line, right? no matter what you imagine, those things hold up.

next is narrowing this down further. who is the speaker? who are they observing? what are they doing? where are they doing it? to some degree, you have total control here, but i find that in fanfic a lot of these questions are already answered for you. i’m writing solangelo fic, so this opening dialogue is likely from one of two characters (although, if i desired, i could totally go in a very different direction and choose someone else. adding more characters means a longer story, so if i was aiming for something longer, i would).

so who is more likely to be speaking this? who is more likely to speak up when they see something cool, and try it? who is more likely to be doing a cool new thing? to me, that solidifies the speaker as will pretty easily. great. now i have an opener from will, so i can work on nico’s response.

nico’s response can go a lot of ways, especially depending on the setting. if this is post-canon, it might be a little more relaxed, might be established relationship. when i read the dialogue in will’s voice, though, i did end up picturing a bit of a scene, and it went a very specific way. i’ll write some of it first and then explain what i did.

“Woah, hey, I wanna try.”

Nico startles at the voice, tiny bone falling from his hand and sinking back into the dirt.

“Aw.” Beat-up flip-flops slow to a stop right next to him, and Will plops himself down. He shoots a bright, too-wide smile in his direction, eyes crinkling. “Hi!”

“Hi,” Nico says warily, subtly inching away. Will, either oblivious or uncaring to his intention, just leans in closer, blue eyes watching him intently. “…What are you doing here?”

okay SO. with this alone, i’ve established both setting, some character info, and a good amount about their relationship, without stating too much outright. there’s some tension, right? a bit of imbalance! by making nico startle, a few more things become clear: 1) he was alone before Will came, 2) he was not expecting will to come, 3) he was probably no expecting anyone to come, 4) he was either focused or daydreaming, and 5) he is tense/uncomfortable enough to startle at a voice.

some of those questions are answered as the sentence goes on — he was playing around with a bone, probably a raised skeleton. not hard for him, so he was, probably, pretty spaced out. as the scene goes on, i make it clear that nico is absolutely not comfortable around will yet (although not so that he gets up and leaves entirely), so it’s pretty clear that this is right around the blood of olympus, after the three days. i also shove in some of my own small headcanons (like children of apollo being kind of off-putting to look at, too bright, like the sun) for funsies.

from there you can just go off. once you have a solid start like this, you can just write and see what comes up. maybe you like what you get, maybe you don’t! i’ll try and see.

“Woah, hey, I wanna try.”

Nico startles at the voice, tiny bone falling from his hand and sinking back into the dirt.

“Aw.” Beat-up flip-flops slow to a stop right next to him, and Will plops himself down. He shoots a bright, too-wide smile in his direction, eyes crinkling. “Hi!”

“Hi,” Nico says warily, subtly inching away. Will, either oblivious or uncaring to his intention, just leans in closer, blue eyes watching him intently. “…What are you doing here?”

“Hanging out with you. Duh. How did you do that?” He points to Nico’s hands.

Confused, Nico re-summons to the squirrel femur, dragging up the rest of the skeleton too. It chitters to life, nosing at the sliver of bare knee out from Nico’s ripped jeans, before bounding over to Will. He doesn’t even flinch, laughing as the little thing scampers up his arm and rests in his hair. Nico’s mouth twitches.

okay im gonna stop here because i ended up writing something decently solid and i want to post it lol. it spiralled & came pretty quickly!!

this is already way longer than i intended, and kind of rambly, so to answer your original question — i have so many ideas because i choose to. i make the active choice to write and post something every night before bed, regardless if i have something prepared. if i do — great! it can be a lot of fun to bring a scene from my head to life on paper. if not, it's still fun to watch a scene almost bring itself to life as i write. i promise that you just have to commit to doing it, commit to the actual act of writing, not writing something specifically. it gets way easier as you go on. when i first started doing this, two years ago for a different blog, i was writing things as short as 40 words. the skill came with practice, with heeding advice, with reading and analyzing what other writers do, but mostly with practice.

just write!! see what happens! and, of course, the best of luck to you!!

#edit im so fucking mad my internet crashed as i was writing this #i finished the whole fucking thing and hit save draft and it fucking. #it fucking didn't #it saved half of it #i had to rewrite and it will never match up to the original and im FUMING bc i liked it so much #so secondary piece of advice: do not fucking write in tumblr drafts #anyways #ask #writing #writing advice #longpost

[eatpoopstaymad23]

♡ BABYSITTER ♡

Hello !!! I wrote this original on wattpad but then I realized that no one really uses that app anymore (no one as in me) so I'm gonna post this on here too ! I hope someone enjoys this so I can get motivated on writing more parts to this story or maybe even to different stuff because I have so many ideas !!

"Please Y/N! I have this mission I have to do while Megumi and Tsumiki are off for winter break, and I need someone to babysit them while I'm away." Satoru begged, he's currently on his knees holding your legs. "No Satoru, I just got finished with the annoying exams I had to do. Its time for me to relax, and besides YOU'RE the one that decided to take these kids in, which means YOU have to take care of them." You spat. You then kick him in the stomach making him fly across the room dramatically. "Oowww" Satoru pouts on the floor, then you see his blue eyes widen. He gets up from the floor and now has a evil smirk on his face,"what if I pay you 100 dollars a day when im gone while you're babysitting them?"

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"Make that 100 dollars an hour and you've got yourself a deal." You respond back with a grin now on your face. "fine, deal." Gojo rolls his eyes while walking to the front entrance of your apartment "Megumi doesn't feel comfortable when he has to sleep at somebody else's place so you're gonna have to stay with him and Tsumiki at my place for about maybe 5 days, im sure the mission won't be to long." He assured while getting up from the floor "come over at my place at 7am, I'll be waiting." Gojo said with a smile while closing the door of my apartment. 'I can't believe I just agreed to babysitting some kids while I'm on break from school' you say to yourself while going into your bedroom to start packing for probably the worst 5 days you're gonna experience.

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You're asleep in your comfortable bed all bundled up in your soft gray blanket till you hear a loud knock coming from the front door of your apartment.

"Y/N YOU BETTER NOT BE ASLEEP!! YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO COME TO MY APARTMENT AT 7!!" You hear coming outside of your apartment, you groan loudly knowing it's your ex classmate most likely with the kids that you told him you'd babysit. 'Why the hell did I choose to babysit some kids', you scold yourself while getting up and going to your closet to put on a bra under the shirt you wear as your pajama shirt. You walk tiredly do the front door and open it slightly to be met with the one and only Gojo Satoru with two little kids. One looked upset and annoyed while the other one looked happy, both where holding onto gojo's hands.... well one of them was trying to release his hand from gojos grip "CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, Y/N?!" Satoru looked down at you with an angry expression plastered onto his face, "Jesus Satoru, its to early to hear your annoying voice" you mumbled while rubbing your left eye with your left hand, "well I wouldn't be yelling if you weren't so irresponsible!" Satoru barked back when you open your apartment door letting Satoru and the kids in. "Says the one who forgot to pick Tsumiki and I up from school 3 times in a row" the little boy uttered under his breath "Megumi dont say that! Mr. Gojo is trying his best!" The little girl told the little boy. You look down at the two kids then back up at gojo with an eyebrow raised and arms crossed, Satoru laughs nervously while he scratches the back of his head looking anywhere and everywhere but your face. "Anyways... Megumi, Tsumiki this is my friend I was telling you about yesterday during dinner, her names L/n Y/n and she's going to be looking after you two while I'm away." Gojo kneels down to the kids level, "hellooo" you chirp, waving at the little kids with a smile. "HIII MY NAMES TSUMIKI AND HIS NAME IS MEGUMI-" "she knows what are names are, he just told her dummy" "I was just trying to be nice, you should try being nice Megumi" the two kids bicker back and forth.

"Here's the key to my apartment, I dont think there allergic to anything..." Satoru gets up from the kneeling postion and hands you the key while saying bye to Tsumiki and Megumi. He then faces you and tells you Goodluck while you're looking down at the key he gave you, once you realize he hasn't left your apartment you look back up at him confused "...what?" You question him, he pouts and responds "Aren't you supposed to say 'be safe Satoru, I'll miss you!!'" He screamed in a high pitch anime girl voice while repadilty blinking his eyes big blue eyes at you. "...no, now get out grandpa." You look at him disgusted. Satoru then pouts and leaves your apartment, shutting the front door.

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'Okay, this is gonna be fine. If Satoru can do this then so can I!' You say to yourself looking at door then at the kids.... "where'd your sister go?" I ask the little boy with black hair "...I dont know." A awkward silence soon falls, then you speak. "Its fine, uhm why don't you sit on the couch there's a remote on the coffee table. I just have to get ready then we can go head to gojo's" you say walking to your small living room, Megumi following not that far behind you. He goes to sit down on the couch. After that you head to your bedroom shutting the door "Do you and Mr. Gojo go to school together Miss. L/N!?" You yelp when you hear a voice coming from my bathroom. You soon realize its Tsumiki by the high pitch voice, You walk to your bathroom finding Tsumiki on her tippy toes while trying to wash her hands "we use to be classmates last year but I left the school" you tell her while handing a towel to her to dry her hands off. "So you two are like BFF's?!" She says with her adorable smile looking at me with her brown eyes, I laugh then respond "God no, im friends with one of his friends." she looks at me confused once I answer her question, "Mr. Gojo doesn't have any friends... unless you're talking about Miss. Shoko, but she told me hes not her friend. She says hes her classmate". I start brushing my teeth then laugh while the toothbrush is still in my mouth "I guess I'm his classmates friend" Tsumiki smiles at me than laughs "I guess so... Mr. Gojo is a very lonely guy. do you want to be his friend Miss. L/N?" she asks me while she's putting the towel I gave her on the counter. I stare at her through the mirror thats in my bathroom, then I soon smile giving her a so so handmotion with one of my hands while the other is still brushing my teeth, she smiles at my answer then skips away opening the door to my bedroom then once she's out she closes it.

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Once im done getting ready I get my backpack filled with all the stuff I need for the five days. Closing my door I head to the living room where I find both the kids watching TV. "Alright let's head out!" I tell them both with a smile, Megumi turns off the TV and heads to the front door to put on his shoes, Tsumiki also heads to the door but kneels down to help megmui put on his shoes "I can do it myself Rsumiki, im not a baby." Megumi tuggs his feet with his shoes on away from Tsumiki, he then trys to tye his laces but fails miserably, "can I do it now?" Tsumiki ask, causing megmi to mumble and moves his feet back to Tsumiki. I smile softly at the scene, soon we all head out to Gojo's place. Once I open the door to his apartment tsumiki runs to the kitchen and opens the fridge "Megumi, come! The jello is done!", Megumi rolls his eyes but heads over to the fridge. I take off my shoes and head to the kitchen, finding a huge mess of pots, pans, plates, and cups over flow the sink while there's candy wrappers all over the counters. I make a grossed out face, "how often does gojo clean the kitchen guys?" I ask the kids while taking out a a trash bag from the pantry. "Tck, he never cleans. Its always me or Tsumiki that has to", I grumble slightly "Who the does this jackass think he is...?" "i know right. He's so annoying" Megumi replies back to my comment while watching tsumiki take out the jello from the fridge "MISS. L/N CAN YOU CUT SOME FOR ME AND MEGUMI SO WE CAN EAT LUNCH?!" "Jesus Tsumiki, shes right there you don't have to yell." Megumi tells his sister "first of all you can call me y/n, and second of all why don't I make you two something like...oh curry and rice? I use to make that all the time for Satoru and Shoko" Megumi and Tsumiki stare up at me confused, "you can cook?" Megumi ask. "Yeah... wait, does gojo for real feed you two only sweets?" I look down at them shock "Mr. Gojo says that he only likes sweet food, thefore we only eat sweet food." Tsumiki tells me while putting the jello back in the fridge. 'Are these kids for real. wait no... IS GOJO FOR REAL?? IS HE AN IDIOT? Why the fuck am I even surprised, I should've expected this. Poor kids...' "wellllll, thankfully Gojo the grandpa is not here, so that means its time to eat some actual food!" Tsumiki laughs at the name I called gojo while, Megumi smiles slightly up at me "first I have to clean this mess, he didn't clean" I tell them while looking around the kitchen flowing slightly "we can help!" Tsumiki tells me, she runs to a closet bringing back a broom and some clorax wipes. "Well let's start cleaning!"

PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK!!! THX SM FOR READING

#jujutsu gojo #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #gojo x reader #anime and manga #gojo fluff

[tangarang]

So any word of Coupon Kids or are you unsure/trying to keep quiet about it for right now? I like quat's redesign. It's more visually distinct than the original.

tldr: I am trying to pick back up on Coupon Kids, reworking the story (yeah , the actual story) with a lot more intention! Idk how long it will take, but just know that I'm taking it seriously.

If you want the LONNGGG story of it, here it is!

Last time we left off in the comic, I was in quarantine with my niece and sister! I was helping to raise my niece so my sister could get out of a horribly abusive relationship. I was a full time nanny which was tough! Cause I had to still make rent from home on commissions, but no one was buying them because we all became RLY RLY poor all at once.... go figure.

I turned to Coupon Kids for support because umm I was kinda fucked tbh 6_6. I had run out of money and had no time to make more, but I SQUEEEZED out the last of the Halibut Jones arc! (which, even at the time of completion, I knew it was an underwhelming piece of work, but I finished it and I'm proud I did!) Thanks to everyone's support, I had enough financial padding that I could rely on Patreon's passive income and refocus on supporting my sister/niece as well as plan to make the move down south to continue my schooling once the quarantine let up. So thats where I had left the comic for the time being in terms of story, with a sprinkle of short strips here and there, but nothing plot related, because the plot was horribly fucked right from the get-go.

I had to take multiple severe hiatuses with Coupon Kids because I got my ass handed to me on several accounts through ought. Horrible breakup, friend break up, severe mental illness, best friend got cancer, best friend died, quarantine, unexpected parenthood, gallbladder disease, then school. All the while Coupon Kids was something I made in the deepest pits of my depression.

I absolutely hated my self, my work, and my art. That all looped back to being a strange source of peace for me to make stuff w/o fear of judgement. No one could hate Coupon Kids as much as I did. I was the #1 Coupon Kids hater and I ruined it by making it. (this is a retrospective pov obv... I dont think my work is worthless anymore thx wellbutrin lol)

Coupon Kids was very liberating to write in that I had no standards, but the lack of structure kinda eventually lead to its own downfall once I started to get better. I had a very loose idea of what I wanted the story to be, but I was so disoriented by chemical imbalance and weed (I smoked SOOO much weed) I didn't rly care about the ending because tbh I thought I was gonna be dead before I got anywhere near the ending. But then Kira died, So I officially abstained myself from death's sexy loins and committed myself to giving life another go.

Sorry for the autobio dump: its kinda hard to convey Coupon Kids development w/o getting into the nitty gritty of what I was going through at the time of making it. The point is this: I made Coupon Kids with the intention of it being a stain on my legacy- but then I ended up loving the stain and it's inhabitants. Its made coming back to it difficult, because I want to put genuine effort in it but that clashes with it's overall tone. Instead of creating in spite, I'd like to create it in celebration of my artistic short comings and to do that is to completely rework the entire moral of the story and all of the characters. If I'm gonna do it right, I'd like to take my time.

Not sure how many people made it to the end of this one! Sorry I'm so quiet about my process. tbh the last 4 years have been the best of my life despite holding a lot of dread. I'm doing a lot better now and am really excited to work on what I love and be grateful I have the power to do so ! So thank you for reading if you are still interested, it means a lot!

[starshinesama]

Your just the average Imp in Hell.

Glamz favorite Imp ✦

pov: both you and Glam have just had an exhausting night, so you snuggle up together in your mutual favorite coffee shop

You grew up in the Wrath ring, before finally settling in the Greed ring in adulthood, You still aren’t quite fully accustomed, Incubi and alike eyeing you as if your a stray dog lost on the streets, so its safe to say you haven’t made many friends, well.. except for one particular Siren

You glance towards your favorite coffee shop round the street and see your favorite Klown through the window, you could recognize those neon Teal eyes and diamond patterned Fins/(Ponytail thing??) anywhere! and well.. the pesky crowd of both excited and.. the passionately motivated by certain hormones.. fans, sort of make it hard to miss her..

but ah well fuck it, you dont really have anything better to do! not like your in a contract with anyone yet sooo-

You enter the shop, wind chimes twinkling and clanging against each other gracefully as you close the door behind you.

You push through the crowd of admirers just BARELY, you swear one of these days you’ll have to get into a fight just to get near either of the Twins, well, atleast this isn’t as bad as GLITZES crowd.. you still get the shivers just thinking about them

Eventually you make it through, into Glamz view of sight, immediately her sharp and calm eyes land on yours, she almost instantly stops posing for the crowd upon seeing you, turning around to grab her security by the collar, yelling at them to drive the crowd away and do their fucking job (even though she was the one who told them not to interfere)

You smile and run towards Glam as security drives the crowd away from the two of you, practically jumping into her arms, you giggle into her chest softly, if you could see yourself now, past you would be absolutely TERRIFIED, they would already be surpised a succubi (Incubi..? Demon?? Siren??) you barely even know- let you hug her like that, let alone reciprocate it!

Glam smiles smugly, patting your head like an owner proud of their pet

𓄹

“Where the fuck have YOU been?!” her vulgar words leave you unfazed. she swiftly picks you up off your feet, twirling you in the air as if still on the stage performing for a crowd, (you have no idea how she carries you with zero effort like a feather despite her slim figure.)

It feels like you see stars and Circus lights whenever she picks you up, leaving a trail of sparkles where she twirled you around

dizzy as fuck she finally sits you down to the chair beside hers, cutely placing a kiss on your forehead, leaving you blushing.

“I missed you.” her sweet words seduce you as you stumble over your words, she smirks, knowing exactly what she does to you

“I..I missed you lots too.” you mutter, melting under her cold touch on your face, finally she sits down beside you, putting her arm around you, (like the man in the relationship lol) and holding you tightly to her side as if it was second nature, settling down to finally take a sip of her unattended to coffee, luckily in Hell, things rarely go cold.

After a long night of job hunting yesterday.. you decide to let yourself fall asleep on Glamz shoulder, startled, at first she debates pushing you off in annoyance, but eventually gives in and lets you sleep peacefully, after all your too cute when you sleep! trusting her completely to not wake you up. Glam finally lets herself rest and leans back on you, snuggling into your soft hair (if your not bald lol)

and in return she doesn’t bother you, just sipping her coffee, scrolling on her phone.

Your so tired you don’t even notice how Tired Glam looks herself.

.　⁺ . ✦

Your startled awake by someone screaming into your ear?! wait no.. you look up, rubbing your eyes to see Glam on the phone with someone, ah. so thats where the screaming was coming from.

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WHORE?!?” you wince slightly at the constant screaming coming from Glamz Phone, geez, you didn't even know a small speaker could convey that level of pitch, Glam scowls at the sudden loud noise too, squeezing you harder, not caring how her fingernails dig into your skin as you wince a little from the pain

“ugh shut up, Im with [Your name] bitch” Glam just sips her coffee calmly as if shes used to this

“THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOUR WITH THAT WHORE?! RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU AT PRACTICE.” You hear Glitz let out an uncharacteristically dissatisfied sigh from the other end of Glamz Phone, sounding annoyed about something though your not sure what.

Glam grits her teeth and mutters what you assume to be a swear word, placing her cup down to reason with her Twin

“Aw come on sis, we dont NEED practice. how about you tell whoever fucker is around that. and besides, we ALWAYS steal the show~” Glam smirks with her words and finally releases you from her painfully tight grip to sassily check her perfect nails “-ya’ slow ass bitch.” ✨

You sigh in relief, your arm still slightly red, but still, you giggle in admiration for their confidence, staring at that cool smug expression on Glams face- you know its well deserved, those bitches sure do know how to put on a show.

“Ugh, LISTEN. Mammon is pulling my dick about some- RANDOM Slut show we have to perform at tonight” Glitz sighs “So come quick whore~ without us this whole shit show is just a bunch of amateur clowns, and not in the good way~ I’ll be waiting for you bitchh!”

Glitz hangs up the call on that note, Leaving Glam to crush the phone in her hands in annoyance, she really was too tired for Mammons shit right now, but she still does love the fame.

You watch the broken phone crumble to the ground, well.. guess there IS a reason to how she can pick you up so easily..

Eye still twitching, Glam quickly chugs down the rest of her coffee ☕️

worried, you ask Glam if she wants you to accompany her there on the way to whatever studio Mammon had rented for them, she nods quitely listening

“Hm, sure~ why not?” finishing up her coffee, she finally gets up, seeing you follow her like a puppy following its owner, she smiles, haha! you really do restore her energy with your adorableness, she could just eat you up

“Just follow close k? I wont be waiting for you to catch up to my pace” she whispers, pinching your cheek, before putting her arm around you once more

you grin at each other. walking out of the cafe as a pair

Well! guess you know what your doing with your time today, might be a bit chaotic but it’ll all be worth it to see the Twins performing in the flesh! ˓𓄹 ࣪˖ ˖ ࣪ ִֶָ ⸰ 𖥔 ͙ࣳ ⸰ֺ⭑

#glitz and glam #helluva boss #gender neutral reader #fluff #tumblr ruined the quality #WOMEN 😍😍😍 #Cafe #drabble #cute

[flutteringfable]

big ol’ furina headcanon list like my venti one <3

yall know the drill. time for me to gush about my specialest girl whom i love very much. i’m not at full friendship with her quite yet, so hopefully these are mostly accurate jfndksnd—

fontaine spoilers ahead; tread with caution!!

starting at the top with her hair!

furina is incredibly neat, and likes to keep her hair perfect at all times

…. well, except for when she doesn’t have to go out anywhere.

she likes keeping it short since it’s less to deal with, and it puffs up easier after it’s washed.

probably has super soft hair that you can run your fingers through and not catch on any tangles

if she’s feeling too tired to actually do her hair, she’ll pull it into a bun

twirls her hair around her finger when she’s stressed or anxious

she likes having her bangs longer and her hair fluffier because she can cover her face with it. it makes her feel more secure, and while she was acting as the hydro archon she used it to more easily hide her true emotions.

overall, she just has really clean, soft hair and she likes to take good care of it.

moving down a bit to her face!

dark circles under her eyes. she covers them with makeup to keep up appearances when she’s acting as the archon, but when she steps down she gets a lot more sleep so they gradually go away.

doesn’t have many marks on her face, save for a few scattered freckles

her face sunburns so so easily, please make sure she puts sunscreen on it before she goes outside!! maybe kiss it better if she does get burnt

her expression changes almost as a reflex when she feels the need to act and hide her emotions. it’s a bad habit of hers that she’s still trying to get out of.

dislikes being seen crying, and will often refuse comfort if someone notices she’s upset.

able to hold back tears well, but the minute something or someone presses a little too much she’ll start crying without even realizing it.

chews on her lips when she’s bored or focused.

somewhat poor eyesight from staying up late reading novels

very squishy cheeks, if you’re close enough to her and ask very nicely she’ll let you squish them (partly because she likes having her face held)

has a very dramatic pout. like, sticks her bottom lip out puppy dog eyes pout.

likes to wear sparkly eyeshadow and lipgloss

next, her build!

furina is pretty short, standing at about 5’ 0” (she will tell you she’s 5’ 2”. do not believe her lies but go along with it for her sake)

sof tumy………

her chest is also soft!

i imagine she felt the need to keep up appearances while acting as the archon, so her posture was more rigid, but now she tends to gradually slide into a slouch when she’s on soft chairs or couches, and likes to sprawl when there’s room.

girlie is the embodiment of “gay people dont know how to sit in chairs”

she has what looks like a burn scar on her right hand from when she put her hand into the primordial seawater during the trial

a really neat furina rp account (@myjustice i believe? i think..? i follow too many genshin rp accs bajdbsjdnsjd) mentioned that the glowy bits on her skirt are her oceanid fins, and i can totally get behind that!!

i also like the idea of her with small webbing between her fingers pre-archon-trial?

i feel like after the trial she would lose a lot of her more oceanid-like features since fontainians have officially become human? or maybe they would stay…? idrk! the concept of her with more aquatic features is rly cool to think about nonetheless.

i think she would like beachcombing a lot, and frequently goes out to the beaches and lakes of fontaine to look for shells and trinkets!

gets paper cuts on her hands from reading all the time

finally, her outfit!

likes looser, more casual clothing when she’s at home.

whatever the big tshirt/hoodie equivalent in teyvat is, she has it

despite this, she still loves intricate formalwear and spends a lot of time at the boutique, usually just to browse

she uses the shells she collects to make jewelry!

she probably got a lot of jewelry gifts from citizens during her time as the archon, and adds them to her outfits whenever she feels like they need something extra

likes fluffy and flowy skirts. if it doesn’t flow outwards when she twirls, she doesn’t want it

picks at the buttons on her sleeves when she’s bored or nervous

loves fur lined items in the winter, because they keep her warm but also aren’t too bulky

i like the idea of her in a white sundress when she goes to the beach

conclusion: i just want to see her dressed up in lots of pretty outfits lmao

#fable writes 💫 #furina genshin #furina de fontaine #furina headcanons

[royalelusts]

hii babes i was wondering if u could do a tr boys x( beyonce )reader maybe bonten?like how their s/o is famous and they are world criminals .have a good day <3

rating: sfw

word count: 170

characters: chifuyu, bonten sanzu, bonten ran, bonten kokonoi, bonten kakucho

warnings: none tbh. straight fluff.

a/n; I was listening to a nintendo music playlist while writing this and lemme tell you something. it hit so good. I hope you enjoyed lovebug!!! mwah <333333

Chifuyu

He often asks himself how he scored someone like you

Not that he isn’t confident in his skills

It just that you are literal perfection

The way you speak, the way you laugh, the way you dress

Just how you present yourself as a whole

He definitely has watched all of your interviews at least 3 times

Attempts to go on tour with you but also feels bad leaving everything to kazutora

So facetime is both of your favorites

Oh when you sing???

Literally feels like he died and went to heaven

I’m talking ascending the astral plane

Constantly showering you in compliments cause fuck you deserve it

Is always there if things ever get too much and need a break

One time a family came into the pet shop while you were hanging out behind the counter

The two little girls gasped before running up asking for hugs

You happily indulged cause they were adorable

Chifuyu was just standing there smiling cause you really were his whole world

Kokonoi

When he first met you he deadass had no idea who you were

He’s really only invested in bonten and whatever other businesses go into that

Y’all would probably meet by pure coincidence

You were at the bar relaxing after a long day

Some guy recognized you and was being very persistent

You were trying to be polite and turn him down but he wouldn't get the hint

And quite frankly it was pissing you off

Koko (who just happens to own the bar) glanced over and decided to intervene

He really only came over cause the guy owed bonten some cash

But hey he saved a cutie in the process so win-win?

 He offered you a drink saying it was on the house

You both started talking and the conversation just moved so smoothly

Y’all kind of hit it off them there

Texting each other every single day

He still had no idea who you were until 2 weeks later when Ran brought you up out of nowhere

But anyway

He spoils you so much

Like yeah you have the money to do all that yourself but he just cant help it

He wants to see you smile :)

If someone on one of your management/financial team isn’t doing a good enough job he’ll have them replaced immediately

You’ve tried to talk him out of this but it usually doesn’t go anywhere

“My baby deserves the best”

Doesn’t mind that you dont post him a lot (due to criminal activity)

He gets you all to himself that way

Ran

This mfer right here

Y’all already know how i feel about him

You two are that couple

He knows he’s hot

And the fact that he scored an absolute baddie like you just boosts this ego

He really wants to go on the red carpet with you to show off but cant :/

Instead he helps you pick out your outfit along with the accessories to top it all off

Whenever someone asks you what inspired the look you just smile and say “your personal designer”

Though you keep majority of your life private and off the internet everyone put the pieces together that you were dating someone

Whenever its brought up in an interview you just kinda brush it off and change the subject

One time paparazzi actually got photo of you and Ran together

You were literally on the brink of tears cause not only does it put everything you worked for in danger but also Ran

He wasn’t having that

No one stresses you out but him

He paid a little visit to the photographer and would you look at that?

No more photos!

Whenever he can convince you to go out with him to one of bonten’s many clubs its always a blasts

You’re both in the vip lounge sipping drinks

His hand is rested delicately on your waist the whole night massaging it slowly

UGH this man

Sanzu

How y’all met?

Kind of a mystery tbh

But here you are :D

Definitely your #1 simp

Like wow

He definitely gets sad you dont post him

Its a very common conversation between the both of you

“Why dont you post me?”

“You’re a literal criminal”

“I mean yeah but think of how cool we’d look together”

Though he says that he really doesnt involve you with bonten things

As long as it doesn’t directly interfere with y’all relationship its not mention

Well unless the Haitani’s just kinda show up to y’all penthouse wanting to hang out🧍🏽‍♀️

They often crash there since Sanzu’s is the closest from work

Not that you mind though

THIS ISNT ABOUT THEM RN THOUGH

Back to sanzu

He does want to go out with you sometimes though

You often go out super late together when barely anyone is on the street

There’s this one takeout restaurant you both go to often

You were worried at first but the owner is super chill

He’s seen enough shit so a celebrity and a dangerous criminal is the least of his worries

Kakucho

This man has my whole heart omg

The most normal out of the three others

Yeah he knew who you were but literally did not give a shit

Well he didnt until you two started dating

You both would go to the same coffee shop late at night

Him having just finished a job and you taking a break from the studio

You two usually never spoke to each other besides a small head nop to acknowledge one another

When you did actually speak it was just small talk before a comfortable silence returned

It got the point where you two would share a table doing your own thing

Him scrolling through his phone and you either doing the same or trying to come up with different lyrics to songs

You would often bounce some things off of him to see if he liked it

Kaku loves when you do this cause your voice is just so nice and smooth

Fast forward you’re both dating now

He’s really more of a homebody so y’all mostly chill at home together

Is up to date with everything in your life

Sometimes he even reminds you of things you forgot

“Dont you have the meeting today?”

“Huh?”

Cue you running out the apartment and calling your manager to apologize

He sent you a text reading ‘be safe’ cause he knows how you can get sometimes

Is your rock when you’re preparing for a tour or just frustrated in general

When you’re stress/tired/need attention (and hes done with his work) he’ll spoon you on the couch and take a nap with you

© 2022 royalelusts. please refrain from copying, stealing, profiting off my works, as i don’t allow my works to be used or adapted in any way without my permission.

#✰—writes!!! #tokyo revengers x reader #tokrev x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #tokrev fluff #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu fluff #kokonoi x reader #ran x reader #ran fluff #sanzu x reader #sanzu fluff #kakucho x reader #kakucho fluff #chifuyu matsuno #kokonoi hajime #ran haitani #sanzu haruchiyo #kakucho hitto

[hiro-doodlez]

TUTORIAL/PROCESS ON..Uh… MY ART!!!

Using this recent drawing as reference!

(Blueberror by @loverofpiggies )

OKAY HERE WE GO!

First off, I use procreate, and, surprisingly, NO custom brushes!! Almost all of them are default and you can find just by browsing around. And also, some of the tips are only on procreate, really sorry!! But i bet there are a lot of Ibis, CSP, Ect. equivalents!

BEFORE ART AND.. UHHH STUFF YOURE DOING IN THE BACKGROUND??

Almost ALWAYS when drawing, i have something happening/playing in the background like music, a show/movie that ive watched like a million times (Steven Universe), or maybe even an art stream (jakei my beloved /hj) Honestly anything in the background is nice!

More on that, if you like music, i totally suggest finding mood based playlists that is based on what youre drawing. So if youre drawing just cute fluff then put on something that reflects that!! Does it have any actual effect on the art itself? Probably not!! I just like it a lot LMFAO. You can even find tons of character related playlists on spotify you can listen to!

Also suggest having maybe a small art station somewhere! I personally have a small art area that i set up LITERALLY 2 DAYS AGO and i LOVE IT. Anywhere really works, it can literally be your bed!! I just really like the idea of somewhere dedicated to my hobbies, im a nerd :D

ALSO MAKE SURE TO STAY HYDRATED

I also suggest, especially if you tend to draw for long periods of time, to do hand stretches and stuff. (Above my desk i have a stretching guide thingy by @tizzymcwizzy that i suggest doing before during and after longer sessions)

SKETCHING AND FIRST PART OF THE PROCESS!!

First off, one thing that has always been a huge help has been keeping a sketchbook always to jot down ideas, especially in school when we’re not allowed on any personal electronics. I barely use it now that its summer, but it always has been a huge help keeping one with me almost everywhere i go! Plus, its always a lot of “woah eww” when looking back at old art, its kinda like a little archive!!

BUT THATS NOT WHAT YOURE HERE FOR PROBABLY

The big things youre thinking about when sketching down your ideas is NOT making it perfect. The sketch 99% of the time will look absolutely terrible and thats okay, and honestly preferred! Most of the time nobody will even see it, so dont worry about trying to make it look polished. Youre just trying to put the idea on the canvas, thats all youre focused on! Try to stay loose and simple!

BACKGROUND (sometimes)

Fun fact: I usually go from sketch to background to lineart!

I do this for 2 main reasons: firstly, because doing the background can help establish the mood, and also mainly to help pick the colors later on! Although, a lot of the time i dont even do this lol, only for drawing where theres actually a background (im a fraud)

Also, for backgrounds, especially for things like landscapes, you want to try to work with big shapes to refined details, never just tiny sections at a time!

Heres the original background:

LINEART

Cry. Cry until theres no tomorrow and hope that you make something worthy of looking at /j

OKAY ACTUALLY, HERES WHAT I TEND TO KEEP IN MIND:

Keep most lines in one big stroke, not many tiny ones

On digital, erasing is super easy, feel feee to over shoot your lines and erase back over

For things with more emphasis, make bolder lines, for example, the eyes or hands

If the lineart just isnt working out, feel free to literally just refine the sketch until it looks like lineart (I DO THIS A LOT)

Cry

Thats all I’ve figured out, lineart is still a mystery to me..

BASIC COLORING!! (Yayy coloring the best part)

First what i do when putting down basic colors is just try to figure out what would be the best general colors, sometimes you can use those little dots on character sheets and use that to figure out what colors would look best together

Youre not going for perfect and youre just jotting down the colors, keep it messy n stuff, no refined details allowed!

After you finish putting down the colors, your new bestfriend in procreate (idk about other equivalents) is the curves, color balance, and hue saturation and brightness function (found in the second dot on the top row). These let you adjust the colors very easily!! I love them a lot!!!

BASIC SHADING

(Sometimes)

Now, a lot of the time i use the basic Multiply layer method, where i just use a dark purple and set the layer to multiply, but recently ive been doing it a BIITTT differently

Basically, take the base color from the previous step and increase the saturation, and decrease brightness, like this:

And then, lower the opacity of the brush down to MAYYYBEEE 5%, take that new color that you have, and take the… hue?? Maybe?? Like, blue green purple ect, but keep saturation and brightness mostly the same. Then, layer layer layer with those different colors, or dont! Use funky colors and shading in places where they shouldnt be, make it crazy!! Dont let it make sense!! There are no set rules for this part AT ALL!! Youre just having fun now! >:)

I totally suggest looking at @yo-honne s art for coloring inspiration. I base mine off theirs A LOT.

TEXTURING N STUFF!

Pro tip for this: spiderverse.

OKAY BUT ACTUALLY the spiderverse movies style is INCREDIBLE, i highly suggest just staring at it and taking mental notes on practically everything

For texturing, i tend to go kinda crazy. I like to use the grid and decimals brushes for shading and lighting respectively on procreate

For this part, you can use mostly random colors, and there are literally no rules!! Youre SUPPOSED to make it look crazy!! No rules man! Put it in random places and HAVE FUN! Go fast and try not to think much about what youre doing!! Dont use the right colors EVER!

FINAL DETAILS AND TOUCHUPS

At this part, you marry procreate.

Overlay layers are your best friend, experiment with them A LOT because that REALLY help making your art pop! Especially with overlay gradients

On procreate, theres a thing called chromatic aberration, that can make colors look blurred and glitchy, use that with errored characters! Or dont!

Use halftones feature!!! It really help!! If you wanna do lighting, you can use an airbrush brush and then use the halftones feature, or just use the decimals brush!!

For lighting try to use layers like screen or add! Or dont, make it random colors for lighting! Go and have fun!

On a new layer, set it to something like vivid light, hard light, ect. And use very vibrant colors to go over lines and areas you feel need more emphasis in the artwork!! Especially if, like in this one, the characters colors are so dark you can barely see the lines

Mess with random brushes in your app and use those to your advantage!

Work fast and try not to stress! Take breaks and take care of yourself!

FINAL NOTES

I can not stress enough, EXPERIMENT!! Try to put random elements of art and stepping out of your comfort zone as much as you can! Have fun and go random! (I think thats my new catchphrase)

Reference things if you want to try something new. For a while i thought references really only meant for weird poses, but it can be for anything!! For this one, i literally looked up spider punk spiderverse and used that as reference, and for the background (before i put filters on) i referenced samdoesarts!

If you feel like messing with colors, make the background something random and try to make the character look… well with the background?? Kinda hard to explain lolol

This is a general guide for my art, and i hardly ever even follow it myself. I fluctuate with my art a ton, taking outisde influences to put into the art and never staying with the same thing every time. My art process is wild and random and very much confusing even to me, and i like it that way!

This whole thing ive developed mostly on my own, and by taking tons of inspiration from other art i found appealing! So some of it might literally be wrong!! SORRYY

Would like to note ive never made ANYTHING like this so… sorry if it sucks!!

(((( @overthinkingintrovert-blue ))))

#THIS TOOK SO LONG #undertale au #undertale #utmv #blueberror sans #art tutorial #RAHHH

[cynoodn]

@tinnike 's 31 day idols challenge

Schneider edition

Day Ten - favorite role in MV

This is VERY hard one! All his characters are worthy of mention, he looks very different in almost every video, and it was super difficult to just choose a few but here we go.

#1

I will probably say my favorite one of the ones i brought today is his character in Ich Will. Not by a very big advantage to the rest, but I love how he looks with a Mohawk and a damaged eye, AND how he brings to life that character. To me that man is a very unstable person, dangerous one moment, calm and calculated the next. We see him angrily hitting people as he walks into the bank, we see him laughing at the law as hes being arrested, and we see him satisfied and composed in front of the press even though Flake most likely blew to pieces at the end. This one takes number one because of how he portrayed it. Beautiful performance.

#2

Immediately after, our smaller friend in Sonne. I am not sure if they were asigned a certain dwarf each, dont remember if I have seen it anywhere, but if I had to assign it, Schneider was Grumpy the dwarf until Schneewittchen arrived and beat the angry out of him. Hes was the one who came into the house first and noticed something was off right away when she arrived, and he immediately came forward to see her, looking heartbroken, when she overdosed. And he continues to look as such throughout the rest of the video. Grumpy takes 2nd place

#3

Third and last I will go into detail about is werewolf Schneider. Best nose in the pack, can spot his prey from very far away. He is probably the tracker in their group and wont give up until he found what hes tracking. He also looks like a gentleman, but it might be what he wants you to think. I love this character.

Here are some others I love.

The man in Du Hast

The tea drinking foreigner in Ausländer

And... well, i dont need to say much about Adieu. All of it is amazing.

Worth mentioning i think are also his roles in Ohne Dich, and Haifisch, but of course I love all others too, Schneider is a chameleon when it comes to MVs. Hes an amazing actor, which is why this one in particular was so hard. I once again didnt touch Deutschland because he portrays so many characters in it. All of them are worth mentioning here but I cant have more than 10 images.

Also,

I didnt have Frau Schneider in the top three because I wanted to rate them without her since we all know she is probably everyone's favorite. But she will be down here.

Accompanied by CEO.

Or maybe putting those two together is not a great idea, but we will see how they hey along 😉 MHB Schneider is not so sure either.

For more band members go to: @kitthefox for Richard, @singfurmich for Till, and @derwahnsinn for Oli

#christoph schneider #rammstein #31 day idol challenge #richard kruspe #till lindemann #paul landers #flake lorenz #oliver riedel #im a simp

[afaramir]

6, 13 and 22 for the ask game?

hi friend!!! thank u for sending these<3 i was gonna ask you if you wanted to send different questions bc there’s a couple repeats from the last ask but then i came up with new answers. if you still wanna send diff ones though i will answer them as well

6. which ship fans are the most annoying

ACTUALLY LMFAO I LIED IN THE LAST ONE. i think (hope?) you’ll find this one funny lol well the 0.5 people in the denethorongil ao3 tag who are just there for crack. girl the psychic situationship. that is so fucking interesting. this is like the reverse answer. which ship NON fans are the most annoying. Anyway. i think it just pisses me off whenever a dynamic that could be so thematically (and dramatically) intriguing gets dismissed or made into a joke bc like. come on is that the best we can do? perhaps i just frequently lack a sense of humour about this kind of thing. or maybe people mostly are not funny…who can say.

13. worst blorbofication…TWO!

now is my time to SHINE baby….little pathetic baby faramir is SUCH a textbook fucking case of blorbofication. that shit is ridiculous. yeah the idea of a punching bag dad to take shit out on and/or guy bending over backwards just for his dad's approval appeals to you. unrelatedly how is your relationship with your dad. but i swear to god i KNOW that there are other characters out there that fit this archetype better. there are PLENTY of sad little people pleasers out there. dont take one of the greatest bitchest craziest men in the whole wide green world and make him your little crybaby. if you read the denethor faramir relationship as abusive you gotta also understand that he is right there punching back at it all. goddamn. he had gone on the orders of the lord of the city indeed. peter jackson im gonna fucking get you. this is a guy that first blamed his brothers death on their father and THEN promptly forced said father to order him to his probable death for the sake of his own moral code he has never once laid down and taken it in his LIFE. he’s been arguing back since he was like seven years old or something. in MANY THINGS he displeased his father! he is not a doormat he is a motherfucking doorstop and he WILL make it your problem! also i don’t have anywhere else to put this opinion so it’s gonna go here. it hit me sometime yesterday that the desperate-to-please faramir narrative almost works better with canon denethor. i mean film faramir is a totally different guy so like im not even sure if he would have the same history with his father but like just bear with me here. if he knows that his father trusts him as a commander and yet cannot (seem to express, although failing to express for long enough is basically equivalent) love him as a son…that he has memories of… actually just kidding this doesn’t fucking work at all. because the POINT of it all is that denethor and faramir are the same until they’re not. sly and tactical and cunning and so so so numenorean that elros tar-minyatur would WEEP. while i think film faramir and book denethor are - if not diametric opposites, at least not. so similar. i mean peter jackson literally blorbified him himself. here is my new guy with maybe one of his key traits preserved. man when i reblog a film faramir gif im just imagining book faramir’s personality. i hope you all understand this. i just. i DO love david wenham’s faramir face. he put so so so much 100% home grown bitch energy into the capturing frodo and sam scene faramir and i am simply imagining him translating all that onto "on one occasion at least your counsel has prevailed, not long ago. it was the lord of the city that gave the errand to him." now THAT…oh captain my captain. do you get it

22. your favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores

on one occasion at least your counsel has prevailed not long ago/stir not the bitterness in the cup i poured for myself. people LOOOVE you wish now that our places had been exchanged but read two more lines girlypop IT GETS BETTER. i mean people smarter than me have figured it out already but "restraint"…the idea of faramir having been holding this back for a long time. perhaps even since he first realized boromir was dead and thinking oh. oh, father sent him, or agreed to let him go, or however it went down, and now he is dead and it is father's fault. jesus christ that makes me crazy. and denethor basically saying what else do you think i have been thinking about for weeks. do you dare to think this is new news to me im not the heartless bitch you think i am. of course i blame myself. ARE YOU KIDDING? this is like the entire dynamic contained in two lines of dialogue. i had a runner-up answer but im too sleepy to write it all out but ill tell you what it is and its how WEIRD denethor and faramir are. theyre so weird you guys. i am psychic and prophetic and i WILL make it your problem.

#from the inbox #bretwalda-lamnguin #LOL thank you again i hope these were entertaining. i could tell they were kind of selected carefully #i wrote all this on my commute home like five hours ago. weaponizing me being hungry and annoyed at my train being delayed #long post #i wont actually put it under a cut bc i dont wanna. but at least i'll tag it lol

[endious]

im sorry but this is the one of the things ive been keeping inside of me (pun not intended) and that is that i NEED jeff to like. put his knife handle in my ushy yk........ tmi but ive cut my kitty so many times shaving and i dont feel shit so if i get a scratch on it while fucking myself on that sweet sweet knife i wouldnt feel anything ... ive told some of my friends but they just go "😰". LIKE YOU GUYS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME. I HAVE CERTAIN NEEDS TO BE MET AND ONE OF THEM IS GETTING JEFFS KNIFE HANDLE PUSHED UP MY COOCHIE...... 😓😓

had to search through the depths of my dms with a friend to find where i made a terrible thirst about this bcus anon… this is the only thing in my head all the time i literally have a draft i need to finish over this shit. and if im honest with you nonnie i have considered buying a goddamn hunting knife over this fantasy in my head so thank you for provoking my deranged thoughts today ily 🙏

hes not just like marking you up n shit. he isnt only leaving little cuts that make you all teary eyed. he also gets the sick twisted idea to see you cream all over the handle of his knife. he holds you down by your waist, his arm thrown over it while you cry all prettily and beg him to not do it. “relax, doll ‘s not the sharp end.” he says but you still dont want that thing anywhere near you. but he’s persistent and so he pushes it into you without much effort, mocking and teasing you for how easy it was to slide it in. “poor slut, wants to get fucked by my knife huh? oh, you say no but your cunt is so wet what else could it be?” and slowly he sees the way your pupils dilate and your hips jerk just the slightest against him. “c’mon be a good painslut and take it, yeah? keep telling me no it’s only gonna make me fuck you harder my little rapedoll.” and hes sooo gross, encouraging you to resist and fight against him while he thrusts the handle of his knife into you. “do you know how many i’ve killed with this knife, doll? how many lives i’ve taken? how much blood has gotten on it? and here you are making such a mess on it.. what a nasty thing you are.” i i i i i 🤕🤒 im sick im losing myself in this thought LMFAOODAKVMEOC

#— cadie answers #— nonnies

[agro-carnist]

not sure how any of this will be taken but it is all well-meaning and if i seem harsh anywhere it is probably the autism, because i don't hold malice toward you.

i appreciate your response to everything that's been happening. i must admit that it hasn't changed my opinions on the posts you've made or art in question, but i want to emphasize that suspecting someone is a pedophile or a zoophile is Never something i deprive joy or satisfaction from (it's just scary.), and hearing you explicitly say you are neither and explain why is truly a genuine relief.

i do believe you when you say you are neither. i am also appalled to hear that anyone has compared you to people like hypnotistsappho, i cant imagine how awful that would feel.

while my opinions (in regards to the art in question, the enjoyment of minor/adult relationships, or my belief that engaging with potentially dangerous paraphilias is indeed a bad idea) will likely never be changed, i did read what you've said in good faith and i will make an effort to atleast think over the points youve made. i also do not believe in thoughtcrime and do recognize that many of us can fall into black/white thinking regarding kink and the like.

i personally am also into kink, although it falls into "tamer" categories (for lack of ability to think up a better word), and to an extent i understand where some of what you say is coming from. i suppose regardless of my personal morals, in the grand scheme of things, as long as you arent hurting anyone (which you thankfully dont appear to be) it isn't my business and i don't need to understand anyway.

there is one post i wish you'd addressed but i can see why you didn't because it wasn't really in discussion much, and maybe isn't as big a deal as i am making it out to be. but as someone else with diagnosed ocd your post about (and forgive me because i do not remember the exact wording of your post. i promise i am not trying to put exact words in your mouth) "antis secretly enjoying the things that they claim disgust them" was really gut-punching to see and to be completely honest i felt a lot less open to hearing your side of things for a while after learning about it, because it just felt so mean spirited...

i know it wasn't aimed at other people with ocd but i wish you'd taken into account that other people with ocd would probably see that post before making it. especially since ocd is something you have personal experience with and know what it is like to suffer from. while we may disagree over the morality of much of what's being discussed, i am sure we can both agree as people with ocd that being told you secretly enjoy the thoughts that scare and disgust you or that go against your morals is never fun. it is a trigger for me but i think it is rude to imply this even to people without ocd. im not sure what i want to get out of sharing this. but i did want to be honest about how that post came off to me since i feel quite dissatisfied about it

all that really matters i guess is that you've provided clarification and were honest in your post. i really had no idea what else to think with what information and pieces we had beforehand, and now i simply hope we can all quietly avoid eachother in peace.

That's all I really want. I just want to be heard and understood. I really appreciate this. I'd rather be in civil disagreement than fight each other.

As for your concern on that post - I completely understand the concern there. There was a context for that image and I didn't expect it to be shared on other sites. I made that at a time when a lot of people were making "my favorite ship dynamics" tweets but using it to vilify other ships. It was kind of a trend to post your favorite ship dynamics with a doodle of generic blob people showing the dynamic. A lot of these were "problematic" tropes and a lot of people started a pushback trying to shame the original tweets. I was annoyed seeing tweets all the time that essentially boiled down to "the best and only valid ship dynamics are healthy and wholesome relationships." So I made that as a jab at them. I see a lot of hypocrisy among those types. I know a lot of people, including myself, would preach only what we deemed as healthy or unproblematic but had deeply repressed interests in the "problematic." And also heard of many instances where someone like that would be found creating and/or consuming equally nasty art. It was meant to point that out. I didn't mean to imply that everyone actually has secret taboo fetishes or that people genuinely upset by certain tropes are lying. I understand that can be upsetting and I apologize I made people feel that. Like I said I didn't think it would leave that context. It was just supposed to highlight a harmful attitude I kept seeing. In hindsight I could have made that clearer. I want people to accept their fantasies and not live like they're trying to cover them up by being a hostile moral crusader but I dont want others to feel hurt for that to happen. Again I'm sorry that it came to people getting triggered by what I said

[shitpostsfromtheinvisiblelibrary]

'What happened to you?'

'I fell into a holly bush,' Irene kicked off her shoe. She only had one left, she had no idea where the second had ended up. Kai reached over and pulled a twig out of her hair. 'You should see the other guy,' The scratches on her cheeks stung when she smiled.

'You are a mess,' He sighed. 'Let me see if we have any witch hazel in.'

'You may as well rub salt into them if that's your first thought,' Irene muttered as she followed behind him, withdrawing a slim novel from the pocket hidden in the folds of her skirt.

'You got pushed into that bush, didn't you?' He laughed. 'And if you want, but I won't insist on it.'

'I did not know that it was right below the study window,' Irene put the book down on the kitchen table and took a seat. 'So now I have the book that was too priceless to part with and I have ruined his garden a little bit.'

'That's my girl,' He kissed her forehead and put the half-used bottle of witch hazel down. 'This may sting a little,' He made quick work of swiping witch hazel across the many scratches on every inch of bare skin, tiny scarlet crosses down her throat and across her temple.

Irene plucked a holly berry out of her hair. 'Merry Christmas,' She said, reaching over to place it on Kai's hand. He snorted. 'Im going for a shower. I need it if I want to get this bush out of my hair.'

'Maybe next time we dont pick a fight with the foliage,' Kai suggested.

'What a way to spend the evening,' Irene had spent too long doing embassy work or simply strolling into a shop and using the connections she had forged to buy a book. She had been missing the thrill of a theft and itched for the chance to climb in through a window and out through another.

'I take it you have enjoyed this?' He capped the bottle of witch hazel.

'Greatly,' She picked up the book and pursed her lips. 'I will be back, I want to get this dropped off straight away. And then a shower.'

'Shower first,' He said. 'It is far more suspicious if you returned home with holly in your hair and left the same half an hour later. If they suspect you.'

'Do you really think that I would have used an alias?' She rolled her eyes. ' Though you are right about the Holly. I'll put this in the safe for now and go out later on.'

'Why dont you shower and change, then I'll take you out for dinner and tou can drop it in on our way home?'

'It's Christmas Eve, you are not getting a seat anywhere today,' The light caught his eye as he smirked. 'You already have reservations somewhere, dont you.'

'The red dress would go quite nicely with what I plan on changing into,' He said in lieu of an answer. He offered her his hand and pulled her up from the chair. 'Just in case you can't decide what to wear.'

#the invisible library #irene winters #kai strongrock #Fanfiction