#i just.... can't be normal about health issues

[firelightfoxes]

she's my babie

#this week has been #ROUGH #i'm ok she's ok #i just.... can't be normal about health issues #even if they're seemingly mild i just go to the worst thing #anyway she's most definitely fine after i did every test in existence on her #and guess what #it's most likely a simple case of (hard to diagnose) intestinal parasites #lol #lichen #8 months

[goldkirk]

question: have any of you personally seen a dietician (not looking for experiences with nutritionists, only dieticians), and did you find it helpful or useful, and if you did see a dietician and you ALSO have seen a GI doctor, how did the experience compare for you in terms of helpfulness + how much you felt listened to and helped?

#i'm trying to figure out which doctor appointments I want to bother making and spending money about for potentially no return on investment #and right now i'm trying to figure out if I'd get way more practical help from a dietician or if I need to suck it up and find a #not-elderly not-male not-dismissive GI doctor first and THEN see a dietician #although I cannot afford a bunch of tests #so like??? #trying to figure out if a dietician would be more helpful overall with me not HAVING any GI diagnoses or eating disorders #and just really struggling with food in both sensory ways and unpredictable digestion ways that don't correlate with food allergies #god i sometimes wish i had food allergies so i could have some predictability #but yeah. i'm leaning towards dietician but figured i should crowdsource experiences #since I know a lot of you have health issues you've also been trying to manage for years and probably have good advice #if it helps i'm also in a major city now and have a decent-but-not-great health insurance plan so I'm good on those two fronts #to do #health #I know a dietician can't diagnose anything but I'd love help figuring out how to get maximum nutrition even when i can barely eat anything #or when my body decides to start getting sick from or (tw emetophobia) puking up fiber or fatty foods #which thankfully isn't often #now that I do cannabis daily in microdosing I have so much less pain and bloating and nausea #but when it hits it HITS #and the last time I tried going without cannabis for a couple days and then eating a fiber muffin I was sick six times in one morning #and didn't get my normal eating ability back until dinnertime #luckily that's not normal for me #but my issues bounce up and down so much #and I lose weight so fast whenever my appetite goes from 'barely ever there' to 'negatively nonexistent' #and I had like. two months last year where I think i reached my body's natural healthy set weight #and i needed so much food but it felt so good energy wise and temperature wise #and i'd like to STAY THERE FFS #and I feel like a dietician would be helpful for making meal options for good #*good and hard and nuclear alert level eating difficulty times #anyway. crowdsourcing. yay!

[wutheringmights]

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#my digestive issues are literally under the most control they have ever been in my life and they are still ruining my life #woke up fine today. went to a coffee shop. had to leave after an hour #i had so many plans for today and now i'm stuck at home because i can't be too far away from a bathroom #i didn't eat anything that would trigger this. my gut just hates me i guess #earlier this month i have a risk food but i thought i took enough precautions to be safe and it fucked me up for like #2 weeks straight #i wonder what its like for people to not have to wonder about bathroom access every time they leave the house #i wonder what its like to eat normal foods without calculating how sick its going to make you #i wonder what its like to not have entire plans tossed out the window for reasons beyond your control #fucking sucks man #i hate ibs #in exchange for my terrible gut i do have a fantastic immune system somehow but weirdly that means i never take time off work? #ok so i am so good at just managing my issues that i just power through whenever im sick. #it's not like i can afford to take time off whenever i feel sick anyway and besides once you have to take multiple AP tests in high school #while in the middle of an episode you grow a lot of tolerance for being functional while sick #but then. i just i could have excuses to take days off because i have a cold or something. get a rest every now and then #but what illnesses i get beyond digestion issues are so slight that i can just. power through. i am never ill enough to take time off #and i get so worried that one day I will need that PTO that I can't convince myself to use it for like mental health days and ugh #this is more of a personal problem than anything but still. i wish i got sick like a normal person

[mrfoox]

Let's take a moment here to just.... Think about myself again.

5 years ago I could never see myself living on my own, working at any capacity and much less feel happy

Guess who's doing all those things? Yeahhhhhhh

I laugh everytime I say it out loud but I am basically living my dream life. Only a few things off the mark

#miranda talking shit #I forget I've come a bit... Like I know these milestones aren't anything special for many people if not most #But as someone who's been struggling with depression and suicidal thought for 15+ years.... #Living by myself with my cats I have been since 2020. I've been working for the first time in my life since March #I've been HAPPY and CONTENT and NOT depressed every minute of my life since like February.... #I tried committing suicide in 2015. I was convinced I'd have kms before I become an adult #My mental health issues will always hold me back to some degree and I'll never be normal but like... #Just having to deal with my anxiety/autism/add is A LOT easier when I'm not thinking about jumping off a building #I'm.... Can't believe I'm saying this. I'm proud of me.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Once again chanting in my mind "graphic card" to avoid snapping at my mother saying dumb shit

#how do you always get to the wrong conclusion of everything oh my godddddd #yeah yeah a lot is wrong with doctors like a fucking lot I'm well aware I've suffered huge amount of pains for years for that #but she says it from a novax point of view so she's still wrong by saying the right thing and it annoys me so much! #obviously she's too fucking fatphobic to see how that is one of the biggest issues in medicine #fun fact my father is not taking meds to heal from something that could actually kill him because it stops him from eating #that's apparently okay but vaccines aren't #someone should study their brains under a microscope #also my father problem was probably caused by the extreme diet he did that was mostly starvation #at least i feel better about myself #sometimes i get very depressed about all the things I'll never be able to do because i fucked my wrist at 18 but at least i did that #crocheting #he completely destroyed his health to lose weight #also even more fun thing he wanted to lose weight for reasons that didn't have anything to do with the weight he probably just can't eat #grains #he got better as soon as he stopped eating normal pasta and switched to the fake ones made with rice and stuff #they didn't connect the dot #but the second i thin person started to have issues breathing #that are definitely side effects of covid btw #grains were immediately blamed #god i shouldn't get into these rants because i just get mad at their stupidity AND I NEED TO STAY CALM FOR THE GRAPHIC CARD #and especially not build enough represed rage about it to risk trying to choke my mother the next time she says it's fine i lost all that #weight #sure it's fine losing weight because of illness and depression is fucking wonderful #i have to fight with myself most days to eat enough but sure that's fine I'm staying thin!

[tj-crochets]

Yesterday I thought I was having alarming new health symptoms while running some errands, got home, and realized that I was just having an allergic reaction to something and apparently sitting in a car in the dark with a whole bunch of bright lights going by everywhere (headlights, street lamps, signs, etc) makes the light sensitive part of the migraine hit a lot harder and a lot faster lol I am pretty much okay now but idk if I will be making anything today 

#the person behind the yarn #allergy mention #a guy walked right behind me as I was leaving Joanns #and I did not smell anything but I did start wheezing #and by the time I got home my eyes were very swollen #so I am apparently Very Allergic to that specific dude?? #my eyes are still not back to normal yet. I have no idea what I reacted to #because normally my reactions like this are only to food #but I didn't eat any new foods yesterday #coconut does make me wheeze before I eat it but I can't smell it from an absurd distance like I can with mint #so maybe the guy had just put on coconut lotion or something???? #but I was wearing a mask! with a filter! I should not have been able to breathe in enough of whatever it was to be a problem! #due to an unfortunate combination of health issues I can also have severe allergic reactions to stress #so I can't rule out that it was just a weirdly delayed stress reaction #but also stress allergies usually start with different symptoms for me???? #so I have discovered a fun new allergy and I am not thrilled about it #usually my allergic reactions happen very slowly over the course of hours #a like ten-thirty minute onset is a LOT faster for me

[thethingything]

I forgot that being on our period fucks us up emotionally and gives me really bad dysphoria. that would maybe explain why we've been struggling so much with triggers that aren't normally a huge issue

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #vent post #period mention #the contraceptive we're on used to stop us having a period altogether but then we started having one every few months #which is just long enough between them for me to forget that it completely wrecks our mental health each time #usually for multiple weeks leading up to it and then until it finishes #there's a very consistent pattern but we forget that pattern exists so we don't realise what's going on #it's taken a week of being on our period for me to realise this time. like oh right that's why everything's making me cry #also we get period pains so bad we can't sit up at times and I don't know what to really do about that #and yeah there's also the dysphoria. I don't normally get that much gender dysphoria from the body being afab #like I'll get dysphoric from being misgendered but the body itself isn't as big of an issue. I just wish is actually looked like me #because not looking like myself when I look in the mirror is distressing #but periods do make me really dysphoric for some reason and I don't really know how to deal with that #at least I have an idea of why our brain has been freaking out particularly badly over everything for a few weeks #(I mean the triggers are still bad enough on their own but like. most of them aren't normally anywhere near this bad)

[hurglewurm]

cannot believe i’ve genuinely twisted myself to this point of insanity

#tw in the tags bc i am how i am #why can't i be fucking normal #literally my therapist is going to call me in a minute because i'm too insane #but it's fine no one cares no one knows the reality of this no one wants to #no one wants to talk about this it's fine it's fine just let me rot #it only matters if i do something drastic BUT THEREIN LIES THE MIND AND THE TWISTING #COME THE FUCK ON #hate psychology. hate brain #delete later #all i can do when i am insane is post onto the world wide web isn't that also just terrible ! #why don't people think of mental health issues the same way they would a physical health issue #i am like. experiencing a mental wound atm. and it hurts #who cares though right #can't see it so it's not real #i'm not immediately killing myself so it doesn't matter right

[endusviolence]

Rowling isn't denying holocaust. She just pointed out that burning of transgender health books is a lie as that form of cosmetic surgery didn't exist. But of course you knew that already, didn't you?

I was thinking I'd probably see one of you! You're wrong :) Let's review the history a bit, shall we?

In this case, what we're talking about is the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, or in English, The Institute of Sexology. This Institute was founded and headed by a gay Jewish sexologist named Magnus Hirschfeld. It was founded in July of 1919 as the first sexology research clinic in the world, and was run as a private, non-profit clinic. Hirschfeld and the researchers who worked there would give out consultations, medical advice, and even treatments for free to their poorer clientele, as well as give thousands of lectures and build a unique library full of books on gender, sexuality, and eroticism. Of course, being a gay man, Hirschfeld focused a lot on the gay community and proving that homosexuality was natural and could not be "cured".

Hirschfeld was unique in his time because he believed that nobody's gender was either one or the other. Rather, he contended that everyone is a mixture of both male and female, with every individual having their own unique mix of traits.

This leads into the Institute's work with transgender patients. Hirschfeld was actually the one to coin the term "transsexual" in 1923, though this word didn't become popular phrasing until 30 years later when Harry Benjamin began expanding his research (I'll just be shortening it to trans for this brief overview.) For the Institute, their revolutionary work with gay men eventually began to attract other members of the LGBTA+, including of course trans people.

Contrary to what Anon says, sex reassignment surgery was first tested in 1912. It'd already being used on humans throughout Europe during the 1920's by the time a doctor at the Institute named Ludwig Levy-Lenz began performing it on patients in 1931. Hirschfeld was at first opposed, but he came around quickly because it lowered the rate of suicide among their trans patients. Not only was reassignment performed at the Institute, but both facial feminization and facial masculization surgery were also done.

The Institute employed some of these patients, gave them therapy to help with other issues, even gave some of the mentioned surgeries for free to this who could not afford it! They spoke out on their behalf to the public, even getting Berlin police to help them create "transvestite passes" to allow people to dress however they wanted without the threat of being arrested. They worked together to fight the law, including trying to strike down Paragraph 175, which made it illegal to be homosexual. The picture below is from their holiday party, Magnus Hirschfeld being the gentleman on the right with the fabulous mustache. Many of the other people in this photo are transgender.

[Image ID: A black and white photo of a group of people. Some are smiling at the camera, others have serious expressions. Either way, they all seem to be happy. On the right side, an older gentleman in glasses- Magnus Hirschfeld- is sitting. He has short hair and a bushy mustache. He is resting one hand on the shoulder of the person in front of him. His other hand is being held by a person to his left. Another person to his right is holding his shoulder.]

There was always push back against the Institute, especially from conservatives who saw all of this as a bad thing. But conservatism can't stop progress without destroying it. They weren't willing to go that far for a good while. It all ended in March of 1933, when a new Chancellor was elected. The Nazis did not like homosexuals for several reasons. Chief among them, we break the boundaries of "normal" society. Shortly after the election, on May 6th, the book burnings began. The Jewish, gay, and obviously liberal Magnus Hirschfeld and his library of boundary-breaking literature was one of the very first targets. Thankfully, Hirschfeld was spared by virtue of being in Paris at the time (he would die in 1935, before the Nazis were able to invade France). His library wasn't so lucky.

This famous picture of the book burnings was taken after the Institute of Sexology had been raided. That's their books. Literature on so much about sexuality, eroticism, and gender, yes including their new work on trans people. This is the trans community's Alexandria. We're incredibly lucky that enough of it survived for Harry Benjamin and everyone who came after him was able to build on the Institute's work.

[Image ID: A black and white photo of the May Nazi book burning of the Institute of Sexology's library. A soldier, back facing the camera, is throwing a stack of books into the fire. In the background of the right side, a crowd is watching.]

As the Holocaust went on, the homosexuals of Germany became a targeted group. This did include transgender people, no matter what you say. To deny this reality is Holocaust denial. JK Rowling and everyone else who tries to pretend like this isn't reality is participating in that evil. You're agreeing with the Nazis.

But of course, you knew that already, didn't you?

Edit: Added image IDs. I apologize to those using screen readers for forgetting them. Please reblog this version instead.

#transgender #trans history #transsexual #transphobia #Magnus Hirschfeld #holocaust #holocaust denial #book burning #j.k. rowling #jk rowling #just in case you missed what i mean by all this: go fuck yourself anon :) #trans people have always existed #and we will always exist #if you really wanna pick a fight with me over well-documented history then you better bring in some sources to back your shit #queer history #queer #lgbt+ #lgbta+ #lgbt #lgbt history #edit: i finally got around to those damn image IDs. i am so very sorry for totally forgetting that's my bimbo moment of the month #also real quick i thought about adding an image of the actual building but the only one i can find has a Nazi parade in front of it #it was taken the day of the book burning raid and honestly if i were to include it then i'd add it to the first few paragraphs #and i think the story's better told when you uphold the hope Magnus Hirschfeld and all the researchers he worked with had #also keeps being brought up: yes Hirschfeld was a eugenicist. it was a popular belief set that was only discredited after WW2 #Hirschfeld died in 1935. he literally didn't live long enough to see science turn against those beliefs and practices #considering how he changed his mind on transitions i like to think he would've changed his mind on eugenics too if he'd lived

[david-watts]

there used to be this programme on sbs years back where it looked at whether certain homeopathic/natural/cultural medicine had actual benefits or not and I'm sure that programme did really good things in terms of legitimising genuine alternative treatments that have helped many people but what I mostly remember it doing was making my grandmother go 'see you don't need to be on medicine' and then not even allowing me to do the alternative medicine either. which was great

#it was at that point where there was so much fear about the opioid crisis and people being on too much medication #and that was incredibly Worrying to me. #mostly because I was starting to develop chronic pain and was going through a lot of health problems #mostly to do with y'know not being given medicine when I should've been #like undiagnosed asthma absolutely fucking me over all the time. and not being allowed to get dxed because 'you'll grow out of it' #what I mention in the post body was especially around my insomnia and having dogshit lungs #so like. 'you can do that instead of being addicted to your melatonin' #which can I just say. that's not only a wild thing to say to someone knowing what melatonin IS #but she wasn't even using addiction correctly. she meant 'daily medication' was 'addiction'. which it is not #and like yeah I'm aware I have some issues around medication and what's considered 'normal' around needing it #that's what happens when you grow up around people who do take daily medications and have disabilities #but like. I was genuinely in need of more than what I was getting medically and that whole 'you don't need ANY medicine and if you do #it has to be one of those on the television' rhetoric really did not help that #and also in regards to that trend of programmes where they tried to reduce the amount of medications people were on #I think that came down to having actual issues that can't be fixed with simple lifestyle changes #especially exercise when exercising makes things worse #and being expected to just fucking Suffer. suffer through constant asthma attacks because your m*ther decided she deserved it more than you #actually happened! like christ alive get your own script #suffer through dangerously high heart rates because you're just unfit #suffer through constant chest infections because you're so stressed it's killing you and being treated like an inconvenience #suffer through crippling insomnia because your brain is wired to exist at a different time than you're expected to live at #oh yeah. nearly fucking die because 'you don't need a doctor'. the longer it's been the more convinced I am that I nearly did die #which is. so fucking cool man. dying from a mystery illness that you thought was swine flu because it felt like that but worse?

[rinrinlovee]

americans are still asleep time to sadpost

#europeans look away <3 #I am . so tired #of everything #I'm always in some kind of pain and grieving and cold and always depressed #I really just want to be taken care of for a while #But I know that won't happen #I am just so exhausted with always having to be the one to drag the beaten corpse that is my mental health out of the ditch again #People will gasp about how I didn't mention my terrible state of affairs when I finally have an actually big breakdown #I often outright say that I'm in pain or stuck in a grief period or have been feeling very depressed and cold recently #It's just that everyone ignores it #People will look me in my dull dead eyes and then go 'yeah she's normal' #I miss him so much #He truly was the only one to ever care for me at that level #I miss being the favourite and number one person and being unconditionally loved for once #Just like the rest of my life though now I am once again doomed to be the disposable friend #Cursed to linger on the outside of the friend group envious of the laughter until I'm needed for some skill or random bit of knowledge #Or someone needs another to pad out numbers in a group outing and the preferred friends can't go #I really just want to be held and praised for a few minutes but even such a simple wish proves to be too ambitious #The abandonment issues are acting up again and I have no way to combat that other than desperately trying to make myself useful in anything #In any way #At this point I'd totally rent one of those boyfriends from the wholesome prostitution service #Really just missing the feeling of love right now

[x-birdsong-x]

edit: vent. tag rant vent.

feel like i'm just gonna go to bed one of these nights and be dead in the morning. i want to know what the fuck is wrong with me

#vent #have a dark bruise on my leg currently. can't remember if I noticed it yesterday or this morning #it's gotten darker through the day #it's scaring me i swear to god health issues and GAD do not fuc king mi x #if it's moved or gotten worse by morning i'm emailing in to college to say i won't be in and just going to the er just #to say find out what the fuck is wrong with me #it doesn't disappear if i press on it is that normal #i will be so fucking surprised if i'm around to see this holiday i don't want to go on in july #i found something i hadn't heard about recently that lines up with pretty much everything bothering me #and if it is the case #then i should just fucking come to terms with it #because if it is the case then it's in my bones already. maybe elsewhere too #i am so fucking tired of this #if my shoulders hurt tomorrow. qhich they will. i'm just gonna say i wanna go to the er #i don't even know if that would get me anywhere but i've been to doctors appointments multiple times i want tests done #how am i meant to say i reckon that's what might be wrong though. i can't just walk down to the doctors and ask to see one #it's good luck if you get a fucking phone call after an e-consult let alone anything face to face #i've been lucky getting those and got another one booked today for ym shoulders #but it's not getting me aywhere. none of them are going anywhere #i'm just having a breakdown right now #At this point I just want closure. confirmation of what's wrong with me. #there is something wrong with me something very wrong with me but I jsut want to put a title on it #put a. timer. on it.

[sevengeese]

god people can be so annoying about alcohol

#i just. i just get so upset when people see someone who doesn't drink WHO IS JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS #and act like that's a sleight against them #especially like when they get that way about a teen. mocking a teen for not wanting to drink #like. why can't they just mind their own business. sometimes we don't want to drink because of bad experience #sometimes for health issues or for interference with medicines #some people just don't like the feeling #why should that matter? why should people have to justify simply not wanting to drink? #shouldn't that just be another normal way of living? can't we just live our own lives? #anyway rant over

[astraltrickster]

What frustrates me about disability advocacy is that...of all the people I've seen talk about it, 99% of them - even ones who are disabled themselves - have eventually proven that their support has limits. Really stupid and arbitrary ones, at that.

You support disabled people...but if you see an adult with a DIAPER BULGE in their pants in public it's ON SIGHT, get your kink out of my face! Actually, even if it's not a kink, that's still gross and, like, it's not like the diaper exists to CONTAIN waste, you're a biohazard! Just stay home!

You support disabled people...but, ugh, you're so sick of masks, they feel so icky, the CDC isn't advising them anymore so really how bad can it be, if you don't want to be permanently disabled even worse than you already are then why don't you just stay home forever?

You support disabled people...but if you see anyone using a non-conventional straw that someone's billed as "anti-aging" on TikTok you proudly declare that you'll smack them, because what do you mean it might be a motor control or sensory thing?

You support disabled people...but no one is REALLY so disabled that they can't manage their lights conventionally, clean their homes by themselves, or hold a pen for extended periods of time or at all; that's just something people make up as an excuse for Bad Tech and exploitative luxury services.

You support disabled people...but, god, control your by-definition-uncontrollable tics, they're SOOOO annoying and rude!

You support disabled people...but when someone stops masking or runs out of spoons and starts speaking in a choppy, hard-to-understand way, it's a joke.

You support disabled people...but AAC is, like, sooooo annoying and hard to understand, learn to talk like a normal person instead of pointing like a baby or whatever, geez.

You support disabled people...but you hate image descriptions and video transcriptions because they're, like, sooooo ugly and transcriptions SPOIL things. (Not to be confused with "frequently not having the spoons to translate images and videos into text, which is a skill; one which everyone should try to develop, but a skill nonetheless" - I get that, it happens to me, but if you take issue with OTHER people adding them to your posts for Aesthetic Reasons, you're...kind of a dick! I'm not sorry for saying it!)

You support disabled people...but you think teehee funny joke annotations are a much more valuable use of caption tracks than, you know, actual captions are.

You support disabled people...but you still concern-troll people with armchair diagnoses of heavily stigmatized disorders for harmless weirdness, or try to paint them as icons of some kind of horrible social ill.

You support disabled people...but you're still convinced that every asshole is mentally ill, probably A Narcissist, and what do you mean that's a loaded thing to call someone when a heavily stigmatized disorder is rudely misnamed as such too, isn't it easier to, like, change the name of the disorder throughout the whole system than it is to just stop using that word as your go-to Bad Person Pathologizing Word, which you definitely need? (Or worse, you see no problem with this clash because you're convinced it IS Bad Person Disorder...)

You support disabled people...but you see someone mumbling to themself on the bus and you get as far away from them as possible because it's "scary".

You support disabled people...but you constantly try to pull "gotcha"s about people telling you not to touch people's assistive devices.

You support disabled people...but someone being okay with their delusional disorder and talking about that is BAD and PROMOTING SELF-HARM.

You support disabled people...but your body positivity still focuses exclusively on "people can be healthy and fat at the same time!" as if people who ARE fat because of health issues and/or have health issues BECAUSE of their weight don't exist or deserve support.

You support disabled people...but you declare that advocates who want us all to have more access to things that improve your quality of life are the REAL ableists for acknowledging that those things that you currently can't do tend to improve quality of life.

You support disabled people...but your advocacy for yourself involves distancing yourself from people with more support needs than you.

You support disabled people...but you treat addiction of any kind, or use of anything with known addictive tendencies, as a moral failing.

You support disabled people...until the accommodations they need clash with your own, then it's not just a benign incompatibility that sucks just as much for them as it does for you; no, you are an innocent victim and they are a horrible ableist.

You support disabled people...until it's too inconvenient. Too weird. Too scary. Once that line is crossed, it's not a disability issue anymore, they're, conveniently, just a Bad Person.

It's fucking exhausting and I'm sick to death of it.

#disability #serious tag #bitching #and even after i posted this i keep thinking of more shit people have said #not gonna edit them in because this post is long and has already been reblogged a couple of times #but might keep track of them in the tags or add more in a reblog #because. i can keep going.

[jaggedteeth]

the reality that being chronically ill makes me feel lonelier and more hopeless than anything else in the world is really hitting today

#i want to scream-cry but my body won't let me 😍 #it's like. i've spent so like being sad about this and now the only thing i can really fully feel is anger #because it doesn't have to be this way!!!! #imagine if we had universal healthcare! imagine if people gave a single shit about chronically ill/disabled people! #imagine if people widely acknowledged my condition exists and imagine if insurance would fucking cover the testing and treatments i need #i'm too sick to work ''normal'' hours anymore which means i don't have money to get better or go back to school to try to find a better job #i know this isn't like. news to most people. it's not news to me either. but idk. it's really hitting me today. #at least when i was a kid struggling a lot with my mental health i knew there was shit i could do about it even if it was really hard #not to say being mentally ill isn't also terrible i was just privileged enough to have access to therapy and medication at the time #but i can't change the way things are done in this country and i can't force able-bodied people to give a shit about these issues #idk. what is the point of any of this?

[witheringwidgetwrites]

I think my favorite part about the brothers being demons is that none of them truly understand how humans function! I would love to hear your HCs about what they completely misunderstand or not know of when it comes to MC and humanity in general! (PS love your writing your recent series is wonderful and the Levi one really sent me over to the moon and back!)

Alright! This is just my general take, I have no specific headcanons atm!

Lucifer and his superiority complex seem to underestimate humans generally all the time. He's seen MC fall down multiple times and was sure they immediately broke a bone. Just a small trip, but he assumed they broke everything.

Driving. Mammon assumed driving was only a Devildom thing. When Mc hopped in the drivers seat of Lucifer's soccer mom van, he laughed and asked if their feet could reach the pedal.

Leviathan is the most absorbed in human culture. His worst assumption would probably be assuming you've played every game he mentions that humans have, or that you know of it. "You HAVEN'T played World of Warcarft? It's like, a staple normie game!"

When you read together with Satan, there have been a few times where you're reading something and he sounds out the word for you, because he thinks you can't read big words, or he assumes they're not normal human words. (Which is sometimes true. But still. Ick.)

Asmodeus has always assumed that humans skin peels once a month. He saw it on tiktok a few months before MC moved in, and just took it as fact. He assumed MC had a health issue when they didn't peel for 3 months in a row.

Out of all the demons, Beelzebub is probably one of the closest to humans, ever since Lilith. He had always assumed that every human ate the same king of food. Like every human eats burgers and fries, no other culture of cuisine existed.

Humans need 16 hours of sleep, according to Belphegor. The first week of school for MC, after they had grown closer and he realized they had definitely not slept their full 16 hours. He was a little surprised to find out you spend most of the day awake.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #om! beelzebub #om! x reader